How to Destroy a Cold Steel Hand and a Half Sword!

If you have ever wanted to learn basic sword craft, and would like to buy a sword start here. In this video I show you how to use a Cold Steel Hand and Half Sword, and demonstrate basic safety techniques and stances. After watching this video once you will be able to buy and use your sword like they did in the days of the Vikings and like a knight in the middle ages. DO NOT WATCH ANY OTHER VIDEO. Many of the skills demonstrated in this video are BANNED and will get you ARRESTED in most countries.
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[@AlanWakeford]

Should have saved your money from that crap armour and got a better sword. Also, wtf.. you should have made mincemeat out of that tree. Frankly made us sword dudes look a little dweeby. Not sure if that was your intention or not, but we can do that for ourselves without your help thank you very much.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Rarely have I seen a more pinnable comment. Legendary.

[@Alexander210]

This guy gets it. 👆👆 😂

[@ogenmatic]

I honestly didn’t know that ‘sword dudes’ was a thing but a couple hits on this bowl and it became totally logical. I’ve only graduated to Kukri dude so what the hell do I know?

[@nandayane]

Someone needs to tag Skullagrim with this video

[@GoongisKahn]

Clearly this man has trouble recognizing true Alpha energy when he sees it. King Arthur himself would tremble before this man simply from the pure Chad energy this man radiates. He doesn't even need the armor because his aura of excellence naturally scares blades away from touching him for fear of them imploding upon making contact with him. The armor isn't to protect him. It's to protect us by trapping him inside.

[@LittleJoePeep]

He's learning the hard way so we don't have to. This man's a treasure.

[@specializedfisher8781]

Ahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[@jangounbrained]

I didn’t know I needed this review as badly as I did

[@frenstcht]

The basic test of a new sword back was to give a couple chops into a stump and a couple good flexes. Blade HQ definitely owes you a new sword.

[@floydmorrison2025]

Epic! This was like an outtake from 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'. How could you possibly forgot to include a codpiece with your armor? Rookie mistake! The sword snapping is evidence that the Curse of Lynn selling Cold Steel is REAL, and all new Cold Steel blades are now damned. The good news is that if you have a belt grinder and a new handle, you now are the proud owner of a short sword and a dagger. Good times!

[@GarrettsGear]

🤣

[@BTD626]

😂😂😂 glass half full I like it

[@ChrisVanHonk]

The "shrubbery" was a nice touch.

[@ryanupchurch9683]

Bro. This is the content we need Not another Lockback old timers review. Long live Beginner Sword Bro! I nearly peed myself when it snapped

[@arrowheadguys7637]

Wait, we're not supposed to pee on ourselves normally while watching AKB? ...shit.

[@TrustNoOne88]

Agreed the old timer lock backs be gay

[@CedricAda]

Indiahrea Jones and the Worst Crusade

[@metal_complex]

You have a treasure trove of excellent content... but this is hands down my favorite upload. I laughed and cried for reasons I can't begin to explain.

[@jonduncansakurawallknifegarden]

Lolollll

[@J85909266]

This is one of your best videos.

[@daveburklund2295]

This video was MAGICAL.

[@Leftyotism]

It still is!

[@landontreinen3062]

That was the pinnacle of cold steel hand and a half reviews. I agree with Pete. This might just be your magnum opus.

[@GliderBane]

When you think you need a ridiculous cutting impliment, Cold Steel is always the first place to look. They appeal to every man's inner 12 year old.

[@Leftyotism]

so true

[@garywilburn7384]

I gutted a catfish with one 😂 video recorded it, sent it to the wife, she said she isn't eating that. Don't care, I loved it and was fun / funny 😂

[@LonestarTaoboy]

My first knife was a Christmas present to myself. A Cold Steel Mini Tanto in 1996, since discontinued. It was the single knife of my collection for 25 years. Now, well probably over 100. Cold Steel appeals to my inner child of every year.

[@NoNotThatPaul]

Now, I have thought about this video a lot, rewatched, and I stand by my original comment, this is the best video ever made, gonna watch it again right now

[@iankirkland6165]

Your leg going through the table was so damn funny. This video is amazing!

[@ryejack]

I snorted my water when the sword broke. Damn, that video was amazing. Easily the most realistic sword how-to video on the internet. I imagine a significant percentage of dudes who buy swords have a similar experience.

[@anthonycampos7417]

There were once knights of the Round table, you however are a knight of the Broken table

[@profesorEDC]

Might just be your GOAT video, I was feeling down but everytime I remember you in that armor striking that pitiful table and the look on your face as the sword breaks is just priceless and brings a smile everytime. Thank you and hope you get your money back.😃👍⚔️

[@Shepredshead]

Your commentary i gotta say it's pretty damn good i wish you could put out hours of this kind of material

[@FoardenotFord]

This video is absolute gold from start to finish.

[@christopherboothe8603]

Bro, love you. Legit hope you're doing okay, and continue to make the most excellent content out there.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

I appreciate that!

[@nicholasaustin4796]

Gave him back 10% of that broken sword.

[@mikececconi2677]

The line between an Advanced Knife Bro review and a Tim and Eric skit once again grows even thinner and I am for it!

[@jchart]

I'm a sword guy and this video earned a subscribe lol. Even if it's the only sword you ever review, it was good enough.

[@Psycho-Ssnake]

How many? Which is your favorite?

[@theimperialbeachbum1304]

PLEASE make this a T-shirt!!!

[@thehellezell]

lol i love this, i love the thumbnail, i love the shadiversity video that he’ll do that exposes you, and i love the matt easton response to shadiversity that carefully explains that shadiversity is a dunce and that there are specific contextual constraints of your fencing style that make it authentic to early 21st century post industrial US suburbia.

[@Stahlwerk88]

True Monty Python “B” roll gold right here. At least it made a cool sound when it snapped 😂

[@bobbrown98]

How does this only have 14k views. It is a masterpiece.

[@weaponsgrade47]

Easily my new favorite sword video on KZbin! Thanks AKB

[@Barry-Sweaty]

I wish you were my neighbor lols 😂 “hurry up honey, he’s trimming the hedges again”

[@FinickyVoid]

The Charlie brown reaction to the sword break. Top notch.

[@NoNotThatPaul]

This is the best video ever made 4:01

[@RiflemanReveiws]

Love the narration on this video! Had me cracking up because I was looking at buying a sword for no reason and this video made me realize it was a lame road to go down

[@rhinejuice]

Serious reviews is why I am here and never disappointing!🤣😂🤣

[@benjamin9901]

How does this masterpiece have less views than your hungover collection overview video

[@panaxg]

On God, I swear, you are my spirit animal.

[@mr_moose2610]

Among your many videos… This is one of them.

[@kevinlavery6194]

I'm legitimately mad this video doesn't have more views. 😂

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

You know shit happens.

[@DullPoints]

Holy shit my freaking gut! The range of emotions, just everything.. deus vult.

[@JustGorilla]

I had this sword in my BladeHQ cart. Glad I watched this video first. At least we can expect some Return of the King role playing in the future.

[@owlwithwhiplash8568]

YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!! THIS IS WHAT I'VE NEEDED!!!

[@roldkevin795]

This is the best video on this channel so far, and that's really saying something. I was dying from laughter the entire time

[@sv352]

If you’ve done this hopefully a Balisong review is coming

[@studdaman420]

Come on Cold Steel, send this man a better sword! He is one of us!

[@rubyblooddemonking]

Cold steel doesnt make better swords

[@alxs2666]

This is your masterpiece. Still laughing, barely able to typ e

[@JohnHolliday1911]

The true, burning question that I have, that you failed to address I may add…..can you use the shield to baton the sword through the table!?!?! I do have to say, that the Wallace would have equalled “freedom!” Well done as always!

[@xtremepado123]

You're the funniest knife reviewer on KZbin and I love your videos. Thank you

[@SpyderHeel]

Wasn't expecting the Shards of the Narsil

[@alfredoorozco1706]

Man, incredible reference right here! Now I'm imagining someone finding this broken sword centuries from now and thinking "I wonder what the back story for this sword is, maybe it belonged to a great warrior of old". Then the scene cuts back to this video 🤣🤣😂😂.

[@nandayane]

This is somehow less cringe than 82% sword reviews that I have seen on KZbin. You treat these ancient traditions with the respect they deserve, Lynn and meatboots would be proud.

[@NoNotThatPaul]

I say again, this is the best video ever

[@OUTDOORS55]

Man, cold steel living up to the name...cold steel..😐 Video footage PRICELESS 👌

[@ericlinden472]

😂😂😂 this was the best one yet. That is a bummer though, the great content that could have been made.

[@Zero_8347]

I got the serge slipjoint razor, glad I learned about it

[@zamuel4826]

This is what I subscribed for

[@Matthew_Jensen]

Please try another sword. This one was brilliant but it would be fund to see you review a good one.

[@emesser7087]

Dirrareah running down my leg. I love that kind of content.

[@mattriley798]

Comedy Gold right here. This one will get a rewatch.

[@billybob-gb6ol]

Im mad i didn't get the notification i would've watched this immediately

[@Verus3]

Glorious video, 10/10. Will watch again.

[@GaryHorn]

I admire the courage it takes to humiliate one's self for the entertainment of others, Mr. AdvancedKnifeBro. I aspire to be like you.

[@TankZappa]

0:32 overlooked moment that needs more attention in the knife community.

[@mikewallace4177]

Epic. You sir are a national treasure and a living legend.

[@Leftyotism]

Me: **Refreshing the video and liking comments.**

[@Case16710]

I just rewatched LOTR last night. Now you have a Narsil replica. “Renewed shall be blade that was broken: The crownless again shall be king.” [Unless it has a Cold Steel warranty]

[@Loneman_OG]

I love the majority of your videos, but I think this one may be the absolute _BEST_ one yet! 🤣😂 Keep up the awesome -comedy- -routines- reviews; they're highly entertaining, and _some_ of them are informative, too. 👍

[@alphadawg81]

Priceless video!!

[@eracli0]

I just found your channel. I love it.

[@Simon-talks]

Advanced Medieval Sword Bro?

[@patrickwalton4392]

I love u man! You ask for a sword video this is what you're gonna get. Lol, holy shit I needed this video today. When it broke at the end, I almost peed a lil.

[@lenzielenski3276]

"Hand and a half, which is what it will be after the trip to the emergency room". Damn, I needed that!

[@gavin_wer_customs6431]

I stumbled into your channel about 10 minutes ago and now I have plans to binge watch all your videos. Or at least, you know, use them as entertainment when I'm on the shitter. 5/5 stars, keep up the good work.

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

It’s perfect pooping content

[@GTRJohnny66]

Basically my week so far in video form.

[@benbeattie4609]

This is, hands down, the best video I’ve seen all week!

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@neosis911]

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Thank you sir.

[@1718bb]

LOL! How did I miss this video when it came out.

[@gabeeg]

holy crap....lol...instant classic...I am entertained!

[@ep3214]

I laughed so hard!!!! Thank you AKB!

[@danofiremano]

Good thing you found out how crappy that sword was before the Zombie Pack-o-Lips!

[@bigaspaulo]

I haven't laughed that hard in awhile, thank you, goode Sir Advanced Knight Bro!

[@etherealicer]

Best thing to do with a sword like this. Take a bottle of beer, place the tip of the sword under the cap, then hold sword and bottle and lazily drop the sword on its pommel. A drop of about 10cm or 3 banana diameters should do the trick and send the cap flying. Coolest way to open a beer. Good to know how crappy ColdSteel swords are (and they are not even cheap).

[@etherealicer]

Also, I would say this is a warranty case. A sword should take a lot of more impact. Eventually, all swords (that get used) break but even a cheap Hanwei training sword will last you about 1-1.5 years of weekly training.

[@fishermanferdi7073]

Wow. Just as I was settling in for the dimensions… BAM.

[@6firefightin]

You always have this look of dissatisfaction on your face. You make me laugh so hard.funny shit. Love your videos!

[@Fiddleback]

Absolutely brilliant.

[@connerwhite7743]

Sir Advanced of the Knife Brethren. Hail to thee of Might and Valor!

[@NoNotThatPaul]

Turkey leg stand at the Ren fair

[@kymcopyriot9776]

This is your fault AKB. Should have bought the ‘hard use sword’, not the ‘whittling sword!’ 🤣

[@Leftyotism]

[@trindal359]

That was like wearing a warm blanket on a rainy day. I laughed alot. Thank you for making my whole week, rock on!

[@conan1939]

I do recall a Zombie Tools sword review which was magical. This sword is only rated for meat-filled boots.

[@kevinvogler2380]

Well that ended with a plot twist I wasn’t expecting 😂

[@subroc4]

That is one bad-ass table

[@knightmarex13]

Sorry for your loss

[@CSGraves]

I'm sure Tchaikovsky is looking down approvingly.

[@JustCantGetRight]

Oh... my... Gawd... he's actually gone and done it!

[@Obsidian-One]

I love it man, I laugh every time I watch this! Love your content bro keep it up 👍👍

[@willblake72]

Love that ting, reminds me of Winter Blades

[@Firedragon787]

Huge Cold Steel fan, cried laughing at 4:51 in a good way

[@seanmonahan68]

My dude! I love your videos. I bought a FiestXL based off your recommendation. But this video… chef’s kiss! Simply perfection!

[@AdvancedKnifeBro]

Glad you like the Feist! Thanks dude!

[@tracerxrider]

Thank you.

[@maybefrank8345]

Laughed so hard. Your foot had no problem going through that table, but the Cold Steel just couldn’t handle it😂

[@geneharrogate6911]

Look at the bright side. Now you have _two_ knives and the perfect segue into the spicy world of cosplay.

[@pray4mojo35]

Cold Steel is to knives what Drakkar Noir is to fragrances. Actually.. they both helped me get some in the 90s.