How to Destroy Your Windows 98 OS (British Narration)

[@Podel]

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[@MondySpartan]

I remember when Podel’s channel description used to say “Subscribe for more Windows 95 hacks”, he really wasn’t lying.

[@Carbine64]

this is clearly Kindows 98, he was lying after all!

[@Ech0Chamber]

Awaiting Kindows 7.

[@Lepaperclipe]

the video LIZARD LICK SCOPING said "Subscribe for more windows XP hacks" actually

[@myfrikkinchannel]

instructions unclear, accidently ordered 4 tons of unrefined plutonium to my ex wifes house

[@BradleyG01]

No worries, I've intercepted the package and it is now on its way to going to a good cause. Thanks, -North Korea

[@thatoneguyincatalonia5321]

I mean it happens all the time, so annoying man

[@zsideswapper6718]

I smell like depleted uranium.

[@Immortalis...]

hi (im living under a wet bridge in south bristol)

[@thinkthing1984]

organ failure

[@getoutofherestalker9652]

I tried doing this but I turned on my computer and inhaled 500kg of asbestos

[@zsideswapper6718]

I inhaled concrete and it tasted better.

[@Ohflipsnap]

@@zsideswapper6718 Plz help I inhaled dust as old as April 22, 1974!

[@Your_username_]

Proper stingy fumes innit

[@Dat_weird_gamer]

it happened the same to me and i died instantly (reference to a video of mr incredible getting blasted by a JDAM missile)

[@zsideswapper6718]

@@Ohflipsnap Proper meal m8.

[@HardToBeAPoopGod]

you can tell this is actually serious this time because he didn't vacuum while recording

[@KingConcho]

The lack of cough is another sign

[@Xaqrriq18283]

That moment when your building is on fire but you cant call the brigade because windows 98 is downloading updates over dial up

[@Leymora]

I miss the days when you could run an entire Operating System and 4 instances of Internet Explorer with 0GB RAM installed. I am glad however that they changed the 78-click to double-click.

[@Pixelponny]

I love how the subtitles consist of a static "computer"

[@cos-sin-tan-std-dui-fbi-uti-hi]

"Babe wake up- *Podel posted* "

[@Jixaw.]

incredibly touching ❤️

[@zsideswapper6718]

I could feel the emotion from this very footage.

[@radixliner]

asdasdasdasdasdasd

[@Peeps40836]

3 quid

[@_spatuladoom_]

can you wipe down my isuzu

[@OFFICIAL_BUSINESS_FROM_ALMATY]

xoxo so true

[@LeonidasMZee]

Man fishes broken mouse and keyboard out of eastbourne sea and gets yelled at by random couples in a chippy

[@Digital_Decay]

hiya podel, Boots optitians intern here. fuck off yeah? I hope this message finds you well. cheers, Steve

[@ps2bndled]

My granny Leila just bought a Windows 98 package with the LX trim just yesterday and she doesn't know how to run it. You posted at the perfect time and now I'm going to e-mail this videotape to her. Thanks :-)

[@tchunflayleproso6936]

instructions unclear, sent 1758 pringles cans to bulgarian embassy in libya

[@sks2002]

We’re making it out of PC World in Cribbs Causeway with this one!!!

[@spacebeam6480]

Mfw my m1 ticket takes me to South Ealing instead.

[@gibberishdump1610]

xD

[@sks2002]

@@spacebeam6480 the most normal Metrobus journey in Stroud

[@brettphillips1776]

I may be deaf, but thankfully the subtitles helped me install my 0 TB/km of ram to my Window 1898 Computer

[@Lord_Silverfish]

Not a narration, a transmission

[@dutchlogitechclan]

When Podel speaks, he talks encrypted.

[@holaaamannn]

Thank you for the British narraration disclaimer. Without it I would have clicked on the video, waited through the ad, then immediately closed the video out the moment I heard the voice.

[@WolfclawTheGreatwolf]

classic podel is back

[@yoyoyoc3po]

Aka blazinskrubs

[@piggosalternateaccount4917]

Instructions clear - Ate my GPU for unrelated reasons

[@zsideswapper6718]

Yummy transistors.

[@Max-fi2ib]

another podel classic

[@4nonym0u5]

this feels like a jixaw video without the twitter posts

[@rigel8755]

Jixaw and Podel are really close together. One might even say they even share dinner plates or whatever

[@okbro3524]

jixaw learned his style of humour from Podel

[@kakroom3407]

@@rigel8755 they shop for skills and boilet water at the exact same exxon mobil station

[@itspurplepaw6163]

this is most definetly a moment

[@DJdoppIer]

of all time.

[@zsideswapper6718]

WHAT?!? THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY! TAKE A PICTURE!

[@loungesuitsarefortramps]

Cutting edge. 5 empty tabs of IE eats up all the disk space. We should use this OS for our nuclear weapons!

[@yourpapawhiskey7363]

these have to be THE most useful captions ive ever seen on a youtube video. Thank you Podel.

[@ow124-k3z]

Love how every moment of this he just can't seem to stay in character

[@salty_popcorn_]

thanks for the guide, i started watching after my crap windows 94 computer exploded by trying to calculate when i will get out debt in the current economy in solitaire

[@canadianfurrytrash906]

Instructions unclear, I accidentally got ahold of the Shirley Temple Little Darling DVD Collection which has 18 unforgettable films fully restored in black and white and in colour

[@TheOz1999]

"The UI was designed by... like, some intern at Boots opticians" XD

[@lucybrown4230]

Thank you for the amazing tutorial. Now I can fulfill my lifelong dream of buying a shit-ton of plastic cups on ebay. It's truly remarkable to see what technology is capable of.

[@Verxinn]

thanks i really needed to know how to destroy my windows 98 os and any other english accent wouldn't cut it

[@86Box]

instructions unclear, accidentally found out how to emulate intel uranium CPUs - this will be fixed in the next update

[@BBHSN98]

Lob a bin at my face at 8:45 pm GMT +3 cheers mate

[@mumblety]

I'm getting strong DeSinc vibes from this LMAO Great video!

[@rondobrondo]

This is so nostalgic for me. It's almost impossible to find videos with this flavor anymore

[@Podel]

I used to make vids like this in 2008 with no music and fraps

[@jdixon390]

Instructions unclear PC burned my house down

[@altechelghanforever9906]

Instructions unclear, Microsoft special forces raided my house.

[@stennostenno1346]

You must have a lot of time on your hands my friend, love it

[@rjskillz92]

Thankful for the subtitles.

[@J1nsie]

I accidentally created 64 kilograms of gunpowder which i promptly sold to the chinese government

[@pooter7263]

its amazing how a surprising amount of critical pieces of machinery still run on systems like this, truly a 21st century classic

[@archaeologyyy]

Cheers lad KZbin autoselected 4k and it took up so much of my home's bandwidth loading this shite video my gen alpha little brother's neuralink went haywire and he died right there in our kitchen.

[@radiofish5649]

This was extremely funny, I hope to see you more often!

[@jiminyhopkins]

I just finished my shift at a well maintained nuclear reactor. You have a nice spine.

[@LeeY0uTube]

In 1997, I broke 84 plates and cups in a Morrisons. I’m not allowed in the Morrisons in brierfield :(

[@Podel]

ok

[@Peeps40836]

I was thoroughly enjoying this video that I forgot to put on captions as always, but once I did, oh wow. It sure does enhance the viewing experience.

[@JadeyJ4d3y]

epic tutorial now my house is a nuclear reactor on lockdown due to radiation leaks

[@mrcoolawesomemanguy]

anyone else notice that the close captioning is literally just the word "computer" the whole video

[@Qui-GonJinn1234]

This is a certified podel classic

[@IMPERIALYT]

Hey Podel - no clue if you're up for this sort of thing but I'm in pre-production on my next video and I'm in dire need of someone with a good grasp of environment modelling to create a 3D scene for me. Thought I might reach out to see if you're available or if you might know anyone that I could hire to help! Otherwise, very helpful tutorial thank you

[@5MadMovieMakers]

Maybe someday they will make a computer that CAN make a bacon sandwich

[@zsideswapper6718]

You maybe could with some of the latest Intel chips (I'm not joking btw)

[@sectorwire]

Moving right along: That must be, um... ...that must be why we're not shipping Kindows 98. Absolutely, absolutely...

[@thesailingship7183]

"Hopefully it'll load." *browser crashes in seconds* "O arright"

[@Hababa2]

I wish I could go back in time and show this video to a medieval surf

[@NewtGQ]

I was an intern at boots in 1288 and yeah that guy who designed windows 98 was ahead of his time

[@lulkak2664]

love the subtitles

[@AscendedToTheCore]

Nice video, mate. Just wanna a question, though. What happened to your OK Tutorials on Adobe After Effects? These videos were hilarious to me, and I don't see them anymore?

[@Kyntteri]

I botched up something. The local sewage plant is now pumping their payload back to houses.

[@MsQueenOfDance]

Tech tip, if you run low on ram you can download more

[@notashw1n]

oh my god podel uploaded no way he

[@TheJimmer]

It's 5am and you fell asleep watching tutorials and this one is autoplaying after 4 hours of Adobe Premiere motion graphics instructionals. You're afraid and you're not sure why

[@TheDeathMedic]

I 'member when about:blank was the only thing we had back at home. Thank you for bringing back those memories. (My father used to beat me between 7:00PM and 10:00PM.)

[@Eichro]

i like how the subtitles just say "computer"

[@RumpIeForeskln]

Thank god you warned me about the british narration. That was a close one.

[@Blaza303]

I made out with my hand to this retro reading, he now knows how to download more RAM from MSN

[@Hoot]

how did people use tiktok back in the day when it was this slow Sent from iPhone 62S

[@Bap_0]

bought my copy at currys pc world around 10 decades ago, been doing absolutely nothing with it since

[@rsrt6910]

Instructions unclear, PC summoned a demon from the underdark who performed a hard reboot, shoved 17 MB of RAM into the CD slot then went in the living room to drink all my soy sauce and play minecraft.

[@Horrid_IV]

I feel like I'm back in 2015 watching your shti tutorials thanks po

[@zsideswapper6718]

Another tip is to make sure you shut down your motherboard while attempting to update its BIOS. It is more effective that way.

[@theonlyron]

A different accent this time? The gaslighting continues, excellent

[@adamthemediocre6376]

great tutorial poodle

[@rare.and.important.content]

I miss the good old times of using Windows 98 in south Pakistan

[@Unkindled13]

Nvidia, fragrance for men: windows ‘95

[@hunterbeatbilly9836]

The vargskelethor stream i never saw yet.

[@featherlessbiped9678]

Great, helpful tutorial as always. I'm going to lob a packet of LIDL salmon through your window tonight

[@Hezy]

So do I order shipment of refined thorium or what?

[@TheGoldenGear]

I missed these crap tutorials so much. Thank you Mr Beast

[@DJdoppIer]

Step 1: Delete 'system32' Step 2: Delete eardrums using headphones

[@Sebastian-kx4nu]

Well, guess I should get my PC downgraded to a Windows 95 and start messing about on it whilst eating some expired custard biscuits for tea.

[@ArcaneMontane]

The other day I was just thinking how solid this OS was in comparisson with the low quality we get today from MS

[@TFanPage101]

I accidentally ordered twelve Swiffers

[@LouMadrid]

it's like he's still with us

[@DyoKasparov]

this is how I screwed up with PCs many moons ago, great vid to remind me of those times :D

[@alakazuela7941]

now I can use my personal computer to tell Sandra to let me see the kids

[@Irondrone4]

Can't wait to share this sacred ritual with the rest of the techpriests. Omnissiah, be praised!

[@ScouseTrainspotter1999]

Thank you for this tutorial I am now driving a Renfe AVE S103 to Rotherham thank you

[@Ghost-510-z2z]

Still loads faster than the Chromebook I'm watching this on

[@BurkaDurkaGaming]

i smell like a halogen gas thx again for the tut vrother

[@radelert_007]

Lyrics: computer

[@aidan7294]

Hello Mr Podel, Whilst connecting my PS/2 Mouse into the PS/2 Recepticle on my Personal Computer, I have accidently recieved a warrant for my arrest when Windows 98 Operating System recognised my mouse on the computer. Could you please advice or something crap thanks x

[@-YELDAH]

I think i know the boots optician intern you're referring to, they gave me a usb drive with something on it or whatever i don't care

[@rigel8755]

Linus torwaldo been real quiet since this dropped. idk tried making a computation sciencing joke, i don't really understand how buttons work.

[@zsideswapper6718]

How buttons work? You press them. Hope this helped cheerse maté.

[@rigel8755]

@@zsideswapper6718 but like, in which direction and with how much pressure do i have to press them? there's ones where you push also, and some that are apparently mimicks of physical, protruding buttons, like wtf???????????how!!!!!!!!!!?@@!?

[@zsideswapper6718]

@@rigel8755button

[@zsideswapper6718]

@@rigel8755 uhmmm button I guess.

[@mogelkaiser1876]

how to enter the darkweb to order cheese from north korea using windows 1.0 (1985)

[@sohmm7732]

will this work if i already used up all the RAM in my computer to make pasta

[@oofdotcom]

thanks poodle i now have 68° Castor oil and its ready to go in my usb port or something

[@okokokokokhahaha]

>British narration 😒 Wonderful.

[@ethhics]

This reminds me of the classic 2016/2017 After Effects tutorials you did, which are gone from your channel, could you put them maybe on unlisted or something? ❤

[@DiggyDwarf-wc2qj]

Can you make a CaseOh animation where he discovers a Rhydoniun refinery near a school in Goobertown Arkansas and blows up the refinery where a rainbow colored explosion occurs? The title of the animation is “CaseOh Discovers A Rhydonium Refinery and Blows Up”

[@Ibrahimdude]

This OS Was Made By Microscopic 😂