HOW TO DO STEROIDS - Wheelhaus Gameplay

In order to train your dragon, first I'm going to have to tell you how to make a dragon. When a mommy dragon and a daddy dragon love each other very, very much, the daddy dragon and mommy dragon wish as hard as they can, for at least 6 minutes, with Barry White playing on Spotify, until the daddy dragon spums on the mommy dragons tummy.
Then the Magical Love Dragonfairy makes circles and stars with the spum, and then a dragon's egg pops out of mommy's treasure basket. Then, after 9 months, the egg hatches and a baby dragon is born!
That's when you, the viking, come in with a muzzle and a choke collar and a harness and tie that bitch dragon up. You tie him up! And you make that dragon yours. You don't let that dragon baby talk back to you, you're the fucking dragonmaster! Yeah. That's how you train a goddamn dragon.
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[@thomasringjr.1630]

Who cares about shrinking balls? Small potatoes make the steak look bigger.

[@ELPRES1DENTE45]

Yeah, it doesn't grow your junk, though, as far as I've ever heard. It just shrinks your balls. If it actually made your dick bigger, then almost every dude on the planet would take them.

[@funnyjoke9225]

It only makes your dick bigger if you're beating it a lot while you cycle.

[@bappojujubes981]

@@funnyjoke9225 yeah the spongy muscles engorge and get stronger

[@mathuchavivi3352]

@@funnyjoke9225 klklkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmkkkkkkkkkmkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkokkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[@iissacc]

All of that from finding a gear

[@BLPilot]

Ive taken at least 4 steroids since then.

[@project_X_design]

This is one of the funniest Funhaus episodes ever

[@Klugger]

Hehe nope

[@jjortiz7504]

6:38 I'm fucking dying at Bruce's reaction.

[@Camillelang]

Thank you to whoever edited this since the voice altering and zoom ins on James were so good!!

[@orlandomichael8456]

I miss these.

[@CrapAt0ItsBest]

Well, I'm sold. How much is a steroid??

[@VengefulMaG3]

Oh it's about a small loan of a million lambos.

[@ColonelCorson]

+Crap At Its Best Be careful, there may be some hormones in them.

[@TheDillinator]

+Adam H thats not funny. Get ur own sense of humor insted of doing a very over used joke

[@MrGordo2345]

+CommanderCorson I am not sure if you know this but steroids are hormones, I am sorry if you know this

[@ColonelCorson]

MrGordo2345 I know, it's a callback joke to a previous video.

[@thedredmanable]

There isn't nearly enough Wheelhaus in the world. It's consistently hilarious and I constantly find myself rewatching episodes out of boredom.

[@finefly9]

RIP Spoole though. :(

[@nostradamusofgames5508]

"Steroids are the best!" Bruce, 2016

[@MyHephaestus]

James has almost convinced me to use steroids

[@glswenson]

I'm sold.

[@eshwar6969]

@@ethankuntz7409 sounds like a win-win situation to me

[@samrosendahl392]

The only downside is you make those around you feel bad for being so awesome

[@StrazdasLT]

@@samrosendahl392 That and you fuck up your internal organs which leads to painful ilnesses at old age.

[@houstonfob2FOREVER]

same

[@jamesgriffyn]

"Would you watch a porno about uh--" Kovic: "YES."

[@gthgirl392]

I feel like, "the more you know" could have been utilized ALOT in this video lol. Especially with the Bruce and James, "but wait, can't i get strong enough without the use of steroids?" And james' retort, "enough?..." The more you know.

[@josephhalim5640]

+GothGirlGamer he could have used s3savage to explain it.

[@gthgirl392]

Vnsjd Xvb Yessss!

[@purplefood1]

+Vnsjd Xvb He can't abuse the power. Everytime he uses it it has a price.

[@josephhalim5640]

point.

[@ACHU-DETE]

+GothGirlGamer I love goth girl gamers who draw stitches on their face with sharpies, they're usually smart people

[@diejobWHO]

I just realised that James would be the perfect Green Arrow, all he needs is to grow his goatee. He's fit, he's witty, he's the perfect Oliver Queen.

[@vexari01]

how to train your dragon? you don't find your nearest lizard and jack'em with steroids.

[@ChristopherEscalante]

As someone who worked on Seduce Me: The Otome, I'm just happy that my work has appeared in a Rooster Teeth video! XD

[@dillsTV]

Great job James now thousands of teens are looking for steroids.

[@OldManBOMBIN]

Don't forget about us in our 30's

[@StrazdasLT]

@@OldManBOMBIN midlife crisis goals

[@MrNottyNotty]

I just took a sterioid and I don't feel any differkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[@WTFjusthappend2000]

+Stephen Quinn nice

[@GoubleiaFly]

+Stephen Quinn That guy is brazilian, this is how we laugh in the internet "kkkkkkkkk"

[@Bururaian]

James: "Would you watch a porn about a--" Adam: "Yes."

[@nicofabila1618]

"Oi is robin ood!" I get so happy for Adam when he gets a laugh. Usually I feel like his jokes just don't land. But this one really did, way to go buddy. Way. To. Go

[@JaBBerSmack]

2:30. literally one of the best wheelhaus parts.

[@mryoshi1221]

I Laughed so fucking hard at this one

[@kranck9816]

I thought of this video about 2 years ago, well not specifically, but I randomly thought of the tunic being pulled up joke and had a “randomly laugh in public” moment. Since then, I’ve been searching all of Funhaus to find this video. And here I am today. Still pretty funny

[@FishOfTheSea]

First they mocked the deaf, now he blind. How far we've come.

[@ajeje1996]

This episode is brought to you by: Steroids - fun for the whole family!

[@ryu411]

Everything was on fleek in this episode! The comedy, the editing, Sir Kovic's hair!

[@nilas1999]

maan been waiting for this upload since the live stream, tuned in too late and thus missed out on it but from what I did see I was expecting fkn gold and you dellivered as per usual

[@dustinengle2570]

You guys keep doing what you're doing. I've been going through a real tough time and you guys have given me something to watch that makes my pain go always for a while. You guys are awesome.

[@danielclark612]

I hope you're doing better!

[@liambyrne1102]

I know you guys probably won't see this, but I wanna thank you guys for making these videos. They are the only things that lift up my day, and probably the only videos on YT that actually make me laugh out loud.

[@eltoxicdog7587]

Robin hood and Little John walking through the forest.Laughing back and forth at what the other has to say.Talking about this and that and having such a good time.Oodaloly Oodaloly golly what a day.Never ever thinking there was something in the water they were drinking, they just guzzled it down.Never dreaming that a scheming sheriff and his posse was a watching them and gathering around.Oh, Robin hood and Little John running through the forest.Jumping fences and dodging tree's and trying to get away.Contemplating nothing but escaping, finally making it.Oodaloly Oodaloly golly what a dayyyyyyy.

[@gloomymajo]

That edit of Matt Murdock on the bed nearly caused me to die

[@silvy3047]

You know what goes really well with steroids? Melissa McCarthy in The Boss out on April 8th.

[@McDADDyK]

Really don't get this joke

[@Sean1647]

+Joker More Steroids?

[@treyjetson5320]

ur mom

[@Wilf_713]

The disappointment in Adams face when he knew the name of the dragon lol

[@darkphoenix2]

SHE'S OUT OF MY LEAGUE JAY BARUCHEL'S BIGGEST HIT

[@Greywalker5]

Seeing you all stood next to each other lined up in who burped made me smile, seeing how big the fh family has become. Keep going strong! x

[@GrimReaper-jl6gz]

This has to be my fav episode

[@Daniel-kb1go]

Watching as James slowly converts all men into considering using steroids....they sounds great James, I'm sold!!

[@davidkelly1507]

Dat Phil Heath thumbnail. I feel like this episode was made for james, he's been waiting 3 years to talk about this aha, but I am surprised he didn't appear to recognise more of those bodybuilders they were looking at, a la flex wheeler, paul dillet, adam charlton etc.

[@Delsmarto]

I don't know what that effect they used on James was, but I died when he said "SO FUCKING HAPPY"

[@dynomike15]

So happy to hear the word "spum" again! And thank you for teaching me the past tense use of "spum" which now I know is "spoomed". For example, "Hey Gary, this guy spoomed all over my egg!"

[@SamandRie]

This is definitely one of the funniest episodes of the year! Good shit.

[@danielclark612]

Ohhh how times change

[@SamandRie]

@@danielclark612 mann i havent watched funhaus in ages. they were def an era in my life mann

[@LJ-qh5ni]

"Oh Matt", [...] "you've just got me so hard." -Adam Kovic, 2016

[@alecetym6246]

Wait what?

[@catiperere]

I love how Adam corrects the names of the characters of How To Train Your Dragon, and the Awkward Bruce face was gold lmao

[@KumbaX830]

Literally, my favorite episode

[@Michael-nx4qi]

James is not far off about how effective steroids are

[@EpicSuchti]

Speaking from experience?

[@adambyrne7795]

I can't believe it...is this the Wheelhaus that my great grandfather said was once frequent in a distant past?

[@cause4crisis]

This is the funniest Funhaus video in recent memory. Surely the wheelhaus gods smile upon us

[@strudelbred]

Thank you James for educating me in the wonderful world of steroids!

[@zacharycanger]

This is one of the best wheel hauses ever to surface on earth

[@egoexertus232]

"Should we do a steroids?" -Bruce Greene

[@PCRevolt]

James' "Clive Barker?" was the funniest fucking thing ever.

[@benjaminjames2476]

Your videos are so good that I hold in my human waste just to finish them. And it hurts

[@doorman27]

I like how Adam's so lively in this video!

[@tstormark]

holy shit the description for this video is awesome! Joel u really outdone urself on this lmao

[@jehutynoir]

"8 yr ago"... My god i miss them..

[@TenTonNuke]

Personally, I've never done steroids because it would be like entering cheat codes in a game you can't reset. You'll never know how far you could have gotten on your own.

[@SmokeyBeaver69]

I know hes doing a bit, but James is doing a really good job at convincing me to do steroids.

[@jpace123456]

Best video In a while. Good job guys!

[@dylanbeauchamp9505]

I don't know why I feel the need to say this. But puzzle adventures like the first game have an audience split of 90% woman between ages 22 and 40, to 10% guys who buy it off handedly like you. And those games always seem to have strong female protagonists, like I've seen one that basically says she is the most accomplished agent to ever graduate Quantico, and she saves her massive meat head partner in it, its kind of neat to see smaller games developers say "Eye spy is fun, let's have a strong cappable woman move the story forward." And Laura Croft can't go a full game without nearly being rapped.

[@bradw3964]

I loved this video really got my morning going! cant wait to see what you guys look like on "gear"

[@ZZZZZZ-ek2pq]

Bruce's reaction to that first picture was hilarious XD

[@nazariocuadros]

best video ever I watch it almost everyday

[@tazdingo_taz]

Ah I remember watching the livestream of this and someone kept emailing Adam about the audio. Glad they managed to cut that all out though.

[@QaRajhCreations]

Bruce's subtle anime laugh... Pure. Gold.

[@AsterSea]

I adore this channel.

[@carlosarellanes7089]

After Psychonauts, James learned that by saying good things about something publicly, he can become part of it. Now he wants the Steroids Industry to sponsor him (if it isn't already)!

[@lazarefilms9290]

Hahaha Clive Barker is back since the Undying gameplays, they even used the same picture of him hahah.

[@AR-rk9nn]

That was a great unboxing, looking forward to seeing more great content inside gamers!

[@toolioaglasias]

lovin the banter

[@kane3777]

Wheelhaus could use some sexy flash games. I know that's a void filler for demo disk, but your input on them is a real knee slapper

[@JC-21R]

Adam sounded so sad when he said the dragon was called toothless

[@AhsanY2K]

Gotta confuse the eyes by watching Achievement Hunter, Right babe?

[@giorgiofenu5563]

yep!

[@coyrex1480]

Didn't think the audience crossover for funhaus and Rich Piana would be that big. I guess this doesn't prove that it is though. Right babe? Yuuup!

[@phayknaim2711]

+CoyRex1 I'm gonna stab that it was an Elgin being Rich reference

[@thebeastenman]

Yep

[@DOOMLORDHOKAGE]

Gotta merge the viewership to confuse the audience, right babe?

[@AloversGaming]

6:50 that game is using Jill and Leon on its cover art. Scumbag developers.

[@Mr.TK_Maple]

James has convinced me that steroids are the greatest drug to ever exist and my balls are willing to make sacrifice for the greater good of being fucking ripped

[@mantraum1905]

Another riveting adventure of Gearhaus.

[@ProInSnow]

James is an amazing steroid salesman.

[@spencerstone8644]

This episode was the best!

[@petyo1010]

This was a great episode.

[@FazeNavajo]

Came first the steroid related commentary, stayed cause I was so FUCKING HAPPY.

[@backluci]

The close ups on Bruce were hurting my eyes, not because they were continuous but because it's Bruce.

[@alcxy8563]

7:20 BEST MOST GENUINE REACTION IVE EVER SEEN FROM JAMES LAMOAOAOA

[@bobbyzeal]

10:25 Very subtle reference to The Conductor.

[@SiftBIade]

One of the best descriptions ever!! lmao

[@GoldenSun5631]

These guys are serious movie buffs - almost every video recently has had a movie conversation of some sort

[@ericlamb4501]

On the next episode of Open Haus: The crew try steroids It'll stop being funny after everyone takes their 10th shot

[@xZellxKyoux]

Facepalmed when they landed on how to train your dragon....I played it once out of morbid curiosity to see if the game looked like the movie, I was very wrong.

[@PixelWolves]

"IT'S ROBIN HOOOOD" fuckin hilarious

[@noahhagan8838]

It's amazing how much James knows about Roids

[@tommyzaso]

Man, who else thought their day was going to start with the words, " blow the guard, and get the key"

[@The29Dave]

Good to see James has been visiting /fit/ lately

[@AustinH7]

wheelhaus is definitely their best series.

[@SgtColl]

This was a good episode

[@ghostwolf256]

And at this particular moment, the worldwide search of steroids spiked for the year of 2016

[@Lysol_kb]

i cant take bruce's weeze its killing me XD

[@MadMrMatter]

HAHAHA this was a really funny skit video huh guys? boy I love there gaffs they do selflessly provide. cheerio m8

[@DaneMackier_ZA]

Thanx guys. This was really funny :) 6:55 steroid "reviews" were the best. editing done perfect :D

[@justinjohnson8774]

This is the greatest episode ever. With all the steroids and Dragons. Also I'm drunk so thumbs up for this one.

[@admiralsunshine]

I saw Elektra in theaters, I was about 11 or so. There was a scene where she kills a bunch of dudes at the beginning of the movie, and that was the first time I came to grips with the fact that I and everyone I know would die someday. 7/10

[@poppaloofa]

That Photoshop of Daredevil licking her elbow though lololol

[@6to1]

Leave Baruchel alone! He's a soft spoken Canadian national treasure.

[@Emiratesguy01]

You know it's going to be good when they start referencing obscure movies no one has heard of

[@BobJones-qr5rh]

Yess that's the best, i fuckin love when they go off on tangents like that