ANIME GIRLS SUCK - Wheelhaus Gameplay

Only a king could impress the lesser nobility, so King Fernando welcomed his guests to his wedding banquet as only a king could. Small dishes of grouse liver mousse baked in a puff shell, olives from the colonies on the sea, and chilled Sicilian wines loosed the tongues of the gentry, as everyone paid compliments to the king and his young bride. When the fiddlers started playing, the guests knew the feast was truly about to begin.
Servants brought skewers of goat, dripping in their juices. They brought a cold soup of chestnuts and cream, and a plate of greens brought still planted from the southern reaches of Portugal. This was followed by peacock-and-pigeon pie, and the fruit of the all the seas: lobsters, crabs, scallops, mussels and clams, salmon three ways: tartare, baked, and grilled. There was black bread and white, and cakes of oatbran, with bowls of honeycomb and butter for dipping, each to his own.
Heaping bowls of steamed vegetables followed to accompany the meat - peas and turnips, onions charred to a crisp, lightly wilted greens with slivered almonds . Here the chefs outdid themselves, bringing forth a haunch of ox, rare and bloody; swan in its plumage stuffed with game hens; lamb chops and racks; the ribs of a boar glazed with honey; a deer, roasted whole and studded with cloves, with skewered persimmons on its antlers was the centerpiece.
A train of sweets came out next: creams and candied lemons, stone fruit poached in mead, wheels of white cheese with blue veins, and spun sugar in the shape of small crowns.
After the wedding feast, his wife was imprisoned for life.
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[@RichardWalsh]

*Spoole* "Is that Crusader Kings??" {Takes off jacket, rolls up sleeves} He's ready

[@The29Dave]

I love the way he excitedly runs to their computer to help them out. I miss Spoole ;_;

[@MakarandKuntewar]

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[@DOCTAxSWAG]

I constantly come back for the Sugar Boy joke. It has been the funniest thing I ever laughed at

[@ciaranoneill6102]

"If we hadn't lost our son... in the abortion. " That's probably the most I've ever laughed in a Funhaus video.

[@thedredmanable]

My god, there were actual tears in my eyes from Crusader Kings 2. I can't remember the last Funhaus video that made me laugh this hard.

[@eaglecohort5259]

Plot to kill

[@ThyWaffl3]

+thedredmanable the garbage games video was funny.

[@2joa000]

+ThyWaffl3 Crusader Kings is no garbage

[@ThyWaffl3]

Johnny P. Walker I meant the video of them that's titled "Garbage Games" or something of the sort.

[@pablosanchez5824]

Top 3 comments. Thirsty for likes.

[@nekkomacioce]

"Is this Crusader Kinds?!" *Takes off jacket and runs to monitor* ~Spoole

[@smoothieking157]

How are James and Bruce so good at improv? That whole ending bit was gold lmao

[@Relaxe1]

This ain't mario

[@moonmannd7501]

"If we hadn't lost our son in the abortion" I fucking love Funhaus. Genius.

[@thedredmanable]

This channel needs more Wheelhaus. It's consistently funnier than Demo Disk and unreasonably less frequent.

[@WelshGrey]

+thedredmanable I agree, much prefer Wheelhaus and wish it was on this channel more

[@flyhighpizzapie]

+thedredmanable Yeah I've started to get bored with Demo Disk.

[@TheOdd]

Wheelhaus is also the birthplace of some of their best series.

[@RNCHFND]

+thedredmanable Shhh, they have to make more AH collabs to get those kids watchin'

[@DavidRodriguez-km6mg]

+thedredmanable I agree, but remember, but i think they have to actually buy the game in weelhaus, which would explain why it's less frequent. it's a reasonable excuse imo.

[@AgentWill65]

3:52 I can’t overstate how much I love that Don Quixote joke.

[@ThatGuyNamedBender]

One of the best Funhaus videos I have watched, the whole sequence between Bruce and James about sugar boy as husband and wife had me in tears and couldn't breathe.

[@penyuwan]

13:32 - Onwards, One of the funniest skits ever. Sugar this, It isn't Mario. Funhaus Animation this please.

[@s4n714g000]

Last time I came this early I didn't make a stupid fucking joke.

[@johnwerner69]

But you did make a stupid comment tho

[@daredevilshelton1]

Elllumonneety kuntfloorbered

[@tubuscusfan]

+Ædrick The Paladin I agree

[@vvsPlatinum]

"Honey I'm homeless! The sugar took everything i had" Fuckin crying

[@MrDoubleDD]

James has to be one of the funniest personalities on KZbin. I know they edit the video to show only "funny" parts but still, every time he talks the least I have is a grin on my face. Its incredible the shit he comes up with.

[@connorclarey12]

Miss this squad

[@ayy5441]

Sugarboy's the next big thing!

[@ViolacTrough]

But he ain't Mario, No he's bigger then Mario. He's Sugarboy! And with your help and my insatiable lust for bath salts and portable toaster ovens we are gonna make him a star.

[@lifeiscrap103]

+DWC15 Day 82: The Bath Salts have made me rip off most of my own flesh and pour Sugar on the wounds. Have been admitted into Rehab Number of copies of Sugarboy sold: 2. One to an account called "TheDeadPixel" and the other to some guy called "JoWood" That gave me just enough money for more Bath Salts. Now, I must stop this update as my penis looks awfully delicious right now...

[@jeanbob4030]

I'm pretty sure Joel came at least twice when he wrote that description.

[@mdocevski]

Guys I loved watching you butcher CKII. I only wish you had some comet sense :P

[@greghuf4461]

+Marko Docevski They need to make a Ck2 series!

[@doppelganger7934]

+Marko Docevski It's better to be sensible when comets are around

[@sababibilashvili5434]

+Marko Docevski "coment sense"... coment... sense... 8/8 M8 It's fucking GR8

[@Mcrawf21]

+Marko Docevski Too little incest.

[@ProjektToxic]

+Saba Bibilashvili he said "comet sense" not "coment sense" learn to read nurd!

[@G_G251]

12:55 The Sugar Boy part is pure gold :D

[@raddude7772]

I near had a heart attack, when Ck2 came up.

[@Epicosity780]

+Bendetoma Thank God Spool was there.

[@blackjacka.5097]

No,its not.

[@TrashHeapCustodian]

This description is like a dead ringer for a passage from Game of Thrones. Insanely heavy descriptions of food followed by a small amount dedicated to a huge plot point. 10/10 Joel. Would read again.

[@jakemega1194]

This was probably the funniest video I've see from you guys so far. The bit about the Sugar boy couple just kept going and going and I loved it!

[@ImA4RONxD]

6:49 That wallpaper caught me off guard LMAO

[@zackwartman3469]

I freaking lost it when James was plotting his sugary game to wifey Bruce. Pure gold!

[@38Ghost]

This shit is bittersweet to watch

[@Knetexh]

Needs more Lawrence

[@54sloth]

+Kenneth Christian Agustin Needs more sexy sugar boy flash games...

[@benschannel5719]

Needs less Lawrence...

[@moocats]

Yes. Lawrence is the bowl to my soup.

[@mrdeztroyah]

Jk Simmons disagrees

[@nilo469]

Joel, just write a goddamn book already.

[@AndyStrawman]

This is why Funhaus has to be one of the best KZbin channels. The sugar boy jokes were just hilarious, I was desperately trying to not laugh out load as it's 4am here so I didn't want to wake up people but I couldn't stop myself and I'm crying from the jokes. Every video is hilarious every time, great people and great comedy

[@TheDirector999]

15 Scrobbles to James for the literature joke

[@gre3nishsinx0Rgold4]

This was awesome and the descriptions made me hungry with a little bit of awe in what ever kinds of food that was..

[@davisjames8484]

I ain't no Mario but this is amazing and I love the editing top shelf as always

[@Franzibald_]

I wonder if it was a coincidence that James started talking about Don Quixote when the peasants revolted in La Mancha or that he knows his literary classics.

[@Blackened4everPS3]

the last sequence between James and Bruce had me dying on the floor from laughter...my insides really hurt!!

[@ASDKFJ1234]

"Don't worry about them, they're all crazy people down there. They're battling windmills." Smart fucking joke James.

[@FatalSteven]

Thank you for causing me to laugh so hard on my Birthday!

[@187ed187]

The best part was the end when they were playing sugar boy. I was laughing out loud when they were having the conversation like a married couple!

[@sarasak86]

The sugar cube joke omg. Bruce as James wife in another life lol james explaining sugar cube. The best. I died. On the floor.

[@sarasak86]

I couldn't even type correctly. Lol

[@MegaTyler93]

Man if only they knew that Crusader Kings II is one of the best pc games out there.

[@jakestraughan8070]

@@mazokumo virgin spider boy stfu

[@TicTacYo100]

@@mazokumo If you think this game is boring you're out of your mind.

[@StrazdasLT]

This is the same guy that called fallout "skyrim with guns". He has repeatedly proven his lack of taste in videogames.

[@MegaTyler93]

@@StrazdasLT damn, I cannot believe that video was 6 years ago now. I’m not sure who your referring to.

[@Rorschach003]

@@StrazdasLT uHM acKcHuALy he made that comment about Far Cry 3 during an interview for Machinima

[@RolandSchlosser]

the editing at the end was awesome, I was crying laughing

[@AcheyFinagahz]

Listening to James and Bruce riff with each other is amazing.

[@karlfarrell6790]

I had tears of joy coming from my eyes, that's how funny this video was. That last 3 mins nearly killed me off.

[@MrTelboy]

that ending bit was hilarious

[@arbazsiddiquiWITHINADVERSITY]

Nice and funny video guys.....Continue making funny videos starring James and Bruce!!!

[@mcnt9506]

"Honey, we reallt need to talk about our-" "You can shift it too!"

[@sucu7359]

*HONEY I'M HOMELESS!* I almost cracked to die there :D

[@mikays7059]

13:43 the editing is hilarious

[@DanielGurney]

Okay! That edited conversation was brilliant! Brilliant. It wasn't Mario, for sure, but it was brilliant!.

[@homescreen6245]

Really love the videos, you guys always find a way to make games hilarious!

[@MattLehoux]

I absolutely loved this video. I hurt from laughing so much. Thank you Funhaus.

[@TiberiusR]

Lol the whole end piece with James had me rolling xD

[@nscoby9311]

"If we haven't lost our Son in the abortion" oh God I'm dead! 😂😂😂

[@fxsantazo]

I'm working, and I can barely conceal my laughter due to this episode. :D

[@Shadowfire204]

James's voice for the whole sugar boy thing sounded like rick from rick and morty

[@TheRojam12]

as soon as spoole found out it was crusader kings, he tore that jacket off and got to work lol

[@laxpors]

13:33, that was the funniest thing ive ever seen! My sides hurt after watch that!

[@elbereth2259]

Those last 3 minutes made me cry the sugary tears of laughter

[@Kingfizh]

"Is that Crusader Kings!?!?" Spoole had the same reaction I did when I watched this. Miss u spoole

[@bonesybones]

sugarboy had me laughing so hard, I needed to ice my cheeks 100/10

[@PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED]

Holy moly I did not expect to see Aura Kingdom here. It's been years

[@AceProdNY]

OMG, the sugar boy skit had me rolling. I almost peed me pants. lol

[@Tortroz08]

Love it when the play CK2. I fucking love that game.

[@greengamerguy623]

same and I was just as lost as Adam the first 50 hours lol

[@Zer0megAlpha]

I don't see the need for animation when I have the beautiful slideshow pictures describing the tragic story of sugar boy and SPIKES.

[@jonbaxter2254]

That description was wonderful.

[@Treeink1]

I almost choke to death, that picture conversation at the end hahahaha

[@InsidiousTyrant]

the whole thing with Sugarboy at the end, with the editing had me in stitches! Fucking love Funhaus!

[@connorsullivan7525]

The sugar boy marriage was the best part lol

[@NielsMulvad]

Also the last bit made me laugh so hard that I vomited... Thank you for that.

[@lucywucyyy]

james did such a good job t saving this dissapointing episode! i was dieing by the end

[@vexari01]

6:50 Man that desktop always gets me rolling.

[@condorthemondor]

THE MASK IS DEFINITELY WHERE ELYSE IS GOING TO SIT IF SHE IS MOVING HERE

[@DanielCollins85]

The last few minutes were the best!

[@TheSuperbaconator]

That should be a new funhaus t-shirt! "You can't marry a corpse, Adam."

[@trevorhaymaker4011]

This eisode of wheelhaus is actually just a "Best of James compilation" lmao

[@crazypants88]

Caught a part of the livestream for this, as usual, fantastic work guys! Had been dreaming of a Funhaus Crusader Kings video but this was even better than I hoped. Please do more of Crusader Kings, it can be intimidating for a beginner but since you guys would probably never play it seriously and instead just goof off and riff on it you might just need someone with bare bones knowledge of the game to have a ton of fun with it, even in a goofing off/riffing kind of way.

[@ViolacTrough]

Somedays you wake up... Somedays you don't... Somedays you create Mario... Somedays you don't... Somedays you watch Funhaus... Somedays you watch Funhaus... Somedays you watch Funhaus... Somedays you watch Funhaus... Somedays you watch Funhaus... Somedays you watch Funhaus... Somedays you watch Funhaus... Somedays you don't wake up.

[@thescenisters]

Bruce is so professional. He is sick but continues to work

[@159Fender159]

“They’re all crazy people down there, battling with windmills” James with the intellectual jokes

[@thedredmanable]

It's a minute early. There'll be hell to pay for this.

[@cocopepper]

That description is majestic, Joel never disappoints.

[@NeoRimeOnline]

10:11 I just noticed that Lawrence has finally become one with the anime.

[@NicoGonzalezEstevez]

James dropping Don Quijote references like it's nothing

[@Toft1815]

Every time I watch this I'm surprised by the references to Don Quixote. I don't know why, I just never expect the windmill comment

[@poppaloofa]

lol, that Don Quijote reference James snuck in there

[@WhoLetThemIn]

That sugarboy bit killed me.

[@LonerAU]

Most accurate description yet. 10/10.

[@SupaDooba]

when James started with that Sugerboy bit i couldnt stop laughing

[@MiisterShane]

I love watching videos of guys ripping the absolute piss out of medieval strategy games and getting an *advert* for a medieval strategy game halfway through. That's some top-notch research they must be doing.

[@Obisiks500x]

What an enchanting description.

[@koko969w]

Thank you Funhaus, for the sixpack. The photoshop roleplaying with Bruce and James gave me abdominal cramps. The good kind.

[@lalilulelo25]

The masked person in the backround its a clue....Elyse is coming to Funhaus !!! boom ya burnt

[@kzgc8y3n]

The elaborate photo shop Funhaus employs is a perfect mix between Dada art, and comedic genius.

[@MrBdog200]

The sugarboy's parents skit is hilarious!

[@ProfBira11]

geezus, never laughed so hard. thanks sugarboy

[@MRJDXTRA]

I was dying at the sugar game and the photoshop pictures

[@lilfett1783]

"Honey, I think we'll be able to eat this month!"

[@krunbeer]

Towards the end of this ep James reminded me so much of Rick Sanchez :').

[@joetrigger890]

great episode of wheelhaus can't wait for the return of sugar boy. big shout out to Lawrence purchased the nexus 6, great product placement. more sugar boy

[@Spacewizzard090]

If there's one thing i learned from Funhaus, and this video in particular, it's this... It's not Mario!

[@TheXboxReviewer]

(The peasants have revolted) Adam: Go on....