How to Drink Like an Australian

[@maxmoefoetwo]

You can get the Cool Shirtz we are wearing here: shirtz.cool/products/the-comme-des-squelettes-tee You can watch the podcast we recorded with these boys here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iYesiKtshdqGhdU JAPAN VLOGS COMING SOON. LOL I NEEDED A BREAK.

[@Bubblegum4337]

maxmoefoetwo noice

[@bread9952]

I don’t like to wear shirts

[@AlexAintReal]

Here before max reply’s

[@keiramarsland2503]

“We’re filming a documentary about the effects of alcohol” Netflix needs to step up their game.

[@garysanchez765]

Max you're a lightweight

[@nerdcity]

The lack of compassion shown to the disoriented man crying out for some bread and egg and sludge at 11:05 is heartbreaking.

[@eduardocravo2673]

How the f did nobody saw your comment? XD

[@doug-core8850]

Giving other's bread is a sign of weakness. One must win one's own bread.

[@Nero35P]

It's sad nigga hours

[@SlerpySounds]

Me and my mates were the guys at the outro. Appreciate chucking us in the vid bro. Mad respect, was surreal meeting yous because ive been watching you since i was in primary school. Big up✌

[@SlerpySounds]

All of that was freestyle and off the dome, no writtens. We always have to tell these guys to shut up if we want them to stop lmao because Maybach (the first guy) can literally spit for a good hour straight with no stutters or anything

[@TheMrFrontera]

how does one learn how to freestyle? i think my brains too slow to think of stuff off the top of my head

[@SlerpySounds]

@@TheMrFrontera its literally all practice. You just gotta do it to get better. Its really easy once you get over that hump of overthinking of what to say

[@garrettd9818]

Are you from Texas?

[@alkuni1745]

That was sick shit. The first guy really bombed it Was not so a big fan of the second guy because of the flow but he was propably drunk and nervouse. (I know on the internet everyone is an expert and critic and I also know I couldnt do it better, I cant even Rap so...)

[@westonblanchard5404]

That dude was rapping straight flames at the end

[@jm763cbdh3]

Smells like aussie rap down here.

[@gh0stykins]

he def had the flow but i have no fucking clue what he is saying

[@thischanelnolongerexists9041]

I coudnt understamd a word so therefore i think he is mumbling

[@spudkingxd4843]

@@jm763cbdh3 deez

[@FalloutUgglan]

"Drink in moderation, but when you don't, bring a camera" Truth

[@DocAcher]

The lady who gave them bread and chicken was a legend. I got strong, chaotic boss vibes from her.

[@confusedatm]

Laurens the best intern

[@knux7]

shes just normal

[@santerirace]

Ye haha yes so funny not even a setup hehe she just carries around bread haha so funny

[@gh0stykins]

dude she is a badass 😂

[@swolldobby3940]

While listening to death metal and gaining a little bit of air from speed bumps.

[@clark2446]

Just a suggestion, u should go to a Joji concert in the front row and scream “Oh shit, is that Joji vlogs”

[@lolmanittakesguts]

Clark244 JAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJA JOJI VLOGGGS IT IS VERY FUNNY AND VERY ORIGINAL TOTALLY NOT A DEAD MEME

[@clark2446]

R N A JAJAJJAJAJAJAJA, THATS WHAT MAKES IT A STUPID JOKE, JAJAJJAJAJAJJA

[@LordFlaggy]

@@clark2446 nice

[@PrestonK_Productions]

That's one way to end a friendship.

[@hellseer1]

IS THAT FILTHY FRANK??

[@ichirukifaaan]

Thank you for this. Now upload the Japan vlogs.

[@vidrozonicnik5115]

Slovenia gang represent

[@rubikscube3196]

Daddy noticed you

[@orange1414]

Giv me japan vlog and i know he's gun see thus

[@pixelstudio8510]

@@vidrozonicnik5115 ayy

[@zeffery101]

How to drink like an Australian Step 1: Get a ride to downtown Step 2: ???? Step 3: Wake up hungover

[@TheOneJokeWonder]

"downtown". You aren't Aussie.

[@zeffery101]

@@TheOneJokeWonder no I am not. What do y'all call it

[@reptilianviking3386]

The city

[@buli_kk]

dzielnia

[@etiennefrancois5884]

Step 2: 10:49 - Uber to revs

[@tacima3157]

Nobody is gonna talk about how good his edits are?

[@GrowingDownUnder]

the edits are what makes the difference in a good or bad video, you could be doing absolutely nothing in a video and if the edits are good the video will be good

[@russvent]

Nice try scott

[@Kenraali11]

this is fucking pristine

[@decaffeinatedafrican5997]

nah they're unnecessary mate

[@yeoffthelegend6202]

Daniel this fucking guy

[@heyopc]

the quality of the editing in these videos really makes the wait worth it

[@caf1028]

MAX DIDNT EVEN EDIT IT. REFUND

[@handidles]

I know right. Who knew Japan was so beautiful.

[@HandjobHandsome]

The cold ones episode wasn’t even a week ago bruh excuse me nigga?

[@requiem165]

Frfr

[@lukamagicc]

“Just make deadly twister 3” 😂😂😂

[@Stevenasty]

Its ez 4 u

[@jackdingle1673]

7:21, thats a cool little character. look at his cool little sunglasses

[@Fiousour]

"stop with that bit! how you keep getting that?"

[@SubsonicsBeatboxTutorials]

The beatboxing and rap freestyle at the end was epic :)

[@peegtaar5113]

Yes, who are those dudes?

[@RohamBeatbox]

ESH

[@SubsonicsBeatboxTutorials]

@@RohamBeatbox ESH! Bro!

[@Tarkov.]

That woman stuffed her hand in her mouth. *Nice.*

[@finnorourke4861]

“That’s how you don’t get laid” love us aussies lmao

[@jacob2631]

U know what else she can stuff in her mouth Btw I’m kiwi

[@muskeldundret]

I have a very small penis so thats never a problem for me

[@emmanuelwil-jeff]

@@jacob2631 oh we know ;)

[@bunsenb]

*virginity intensifies*

[@Calthecool]

“We are filming a documentary about the effects of alcohol.” Chad is always so funny.

[@OQIF87NREU]

So I just watched A Clockwork Orange... This looks disturbingly familiar.

[@vocasoti]

My exact fucking thoughts

[@alb2935]

How?

[@thedebt2525]

@@alb2935 cause its a fun night out with the bois

[@OQIF87NREU]

Max is basically Alex. Let’s be real here.

[@subliminalenterprise4062]

Holy smokes

[@SolidBedunga]

this was cool and all, but why didn't you open a burning shadows at the end?

[@animeman199]

Words of wisdom right here

[@punkuin5208]

Wrong channel fella. This is a pokimane free zone

[@username-wx3xk]

David Wyatt rlly?

[@jerp8556]

Being flown out to Aussieland, being given a baguette, and getting as drunk as possible with Max is literally a dream of mine. This video is beautiful.

[@seangaming5480]

I love how Lachlan saves Jaxon from having to freestyle at the end

[@chipskylark5500]

True brotherly love

[@Jacob-nt3et]

Jaxon*

[@mayonnaise1271]

@@Jacob-nt3et Jackal

[@seangaming5480]

@@Jacob-nt3et Oh thanks!

[@seangaming5480]

@@Jacob-nt3et *Toby

[@jameskelly8037]

Slowly watching max descend into an alcoholic is fun

[@Twaimz2]

I-

[@belastin1231]

I was thinking the same thing! It was kind of sad watching this 😭

[@BallstinkBaron]

He’s been an alcoholic this is nothing new

[@HueNost]

What do you mean "slowly"?

[@dedpxl]

how is 1 night out being an alcoholic.

[@lege46]

“Al Qaeda is number one”. Max-“CUT IT, CUT IT”

[@kasimali123]

Cant believe Chad got the n-word pass. Legend

[@chrisgould101]

Ma niggah

[@MilkmanMedia]

Quality upload. See you all again here in 4 months.

[@duckseverywhere8119]

I love how Jackson is the one getting the wamen xD

[@ifollowhoes128]

C V that’s hella cap mans got charm

[@RetroCharged]

Like for Elizabeth the nice Uber driver :)

[@grapefruitsimmons]

Like for her pumping Thy Art Is Murder

[@Cortex_311]

@@grapefruitsimmons More like Thy Art Is GAY

[@grapefruitsimmons]

@@Cortex_311 go back to making shitty demos

[@MrPacey99]

I feel like this is a remake of “The World’s End” but in Australia

[@BeastTheMadness]

Minus aliens coz more drunk haha

[@jamiekidd9554]

"DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS!!" jaxon: *lightly pushes over a small plastic mcdonalds cup*

[@pikachuonacid3523]

This is the pinnacle of *SATURDAY IS FOR THE BOYS*

[@lullabyhugs]

This is Australia. Don't catch you slippin' up.

[@coreyy7411]

lauryn this Aussie yea swagging with nautica jackets and shrimps of the barbie

[@crimet0ad]

why are there so many video game bars in australia

[@Bleed1987]

i dont know but i like it. australia is so far away =(

[@markoantonijevic5430]

Thats only in melbourne, dunno about sydney

[@leviroch]

We got plenty in perth aswell. . . And to answer Toothbrush, coz playing games is fun when shitfaced, but we like meeting new people at the same time lol. . . A night of gaming, drinking and getting laid? Cant argue with that shit

[@shnopp9823]

Yeah i reckon its mostly in melbourne theres barely any in brisbane and sydney for me

[@MrMarton7]

There's like four in Melbourne but go anywhere else and there's fuck all

[@Prinempal]

Just make deadly twister 3, its ez for you.

[@billitzs5408]

Gamers: this not japan vlog me angry! Max: *L E G*

[@EscapePlanSkateboarding]

"I wanna make Greg Paul mainstream" 🤦‍♂️😂😂

[@DonutOperator]

Can I be in episode 3?

[@salt3739]

No. All ya gotta do is make a donut. And maybe

[@returnofthespacecowgurl]

Oh shit, he's here

[@junkiejackflash]

The special guest I never knew I needed to see

[@willmcneil4014]

How did donut get here?

[@eugenedowling7380]

Ayy donut!!

[@thatmaninthevan3858]

“When’s Joji gonna be on the podcast?” “He’s not coming on.” Like if you cry every time

[@touroleite9920]

ThatManInTheVan what’s up with that

[@santerisalmivuori3872]

I think he has more important things to do and focus on instead of getting drunk with his friends. I think he has moved on from all the crazy shit also he's looking out for his health.

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen320]

el humanoid that’s fucking gay

[@MrNope-pw7hk]

Yea, he sounded pretty decisive on that. I wonder why

[@elsamarie1921]

Other youtubers: 🙂 Max: 🙃

[@hairyputter5363]

Idubbbz:👮

[@kiddynamite1985]

TVFilthyFrank: 👚👓

[@CaoscapeRevival]

First guy rapping was actually really good lol I didn't expect that, second guy flopped but we all make mistakes

[@Conda17]

He likes the old school flow for sure

[@SlerpySounds]

I was the one with the red hat in the back. That was both freestyles. Off the top. First bro can spit for hours and we'll have to tell him to stop lol

[@Conda17]

Dumblekore© - he’s good man

[@GrowingDownUnder]

I can't rap, but at least I can count to 10 lmao

[@CaoscapeRevival]

@@SlerpySounds that's sick mate. I'd love to hear a few verses from that dude, do you know if he uploads any?

[@steelameba3906]

I still come back to this every so often while drinking alone

[@Danielle-yc3mr]

4:12 He beat my dad's high score at drinking & driving

[@jeremyrobson4323]

problem is your dad's high score was his blood alcohol content

[@Michael-px4oj]

Danielle his high score was how many pedestrians he hit on the way home

[@hxntai_xander8230]

I didn't know maxmoefoepokemon had a second channel

[@fatherofall7036]

He forgot the password to his first account 😂

[@Shadowdreamcast]

Rock Infatuation no fucking way...

[@DougRatmanLMAO]

@@Shadowdreamcast its a joke..

[@ruingyro8336]

Shadowdreamcast r/wooosh

[@barb8409]

He's got like 27

[@sammy6764]

lachlan doesnt have to be the famous one, hes got the looks

[@arkad4357]

Gay?

[@crayondude8014]

Tryz yes

[@noahmay7708]

Not gay, just facts

[@gracenote1837]

He is very pretty.

[@willb1405]

You can be heterosexual and still be able to see things

[@filiparizanovic2928]

This kind of video's we want from u Max

[@TTVArgusGuy]

I’ve always loved these boys, glad you’re doing content with them

[@poppiam6460]

Watching this in quarantine because i cant go out

[@Zubb_Yightlear.]

Poppi AM F

[@AholicKnight]

@@Zubb_Yightlear. F

[@soshisu9494]

where are the Japan vlogs max、this is australia

[@AwkCrafty]

Fucking bongo playing upside down dumb cuts.

[@raiyaki6752]

The recently remodeled the country. Don't be fooled, this is Japan

[@Slow_Poke]

It's a passion project

[@soshisu9494]

@@raiyaki6752 ah I see、simple misunderstanding

[@lullabyhugs]

This is Australia. Don't check you slippin' up.

[@emvie599]

Ok but why isn't he wearing a long shirt?

[@derforce5]

the Deathcore metal song they were listening to in the car was "Slaves Beyond Death" by Thy Art Is Murder, on the off chance anyone in 2021 wanted to know that.

[@1dudecrush]

The free style at the end!! 😍

[@Magmizz]

My favorite KZbin show. Get as drunk as possible

[@sawyeryarbro2395]

Dude freestyling at the end was lowkey hard 🤣

[@gloriousgarry8904]

I think I fell in love with Laura. Bread, chicken, heavy metal and giving zero fucks about drinking while driving. Perfection.

[@a.j.2243]

Those freestyles were dope tho.

[@Scott-zi7xv]

If you could actually hear 3 words of what he said

[@hughlloyd1429]

@@Scott-zi7xv I heard the n words😂

[@jm9264]

Thanks!

[@HisashiBuri8]

The max abuse is exactly what we want.

[@Stevenasty]

Yes

[@mrcreepmcpasta2959]

@@Stevenasty yes

[@yowie_ltglobal2259]

Ali Selmen yes

[@BigLargeManWithItAll]

The sequel no one asked for but everyone needed

[@tylerswanson2922]

"And that's how you don't get laid dudes" 😂😂

[@UnbiddenZed]

Ironic coming from an std bag

[@lame5814]

@@UnbiddenZed literally this.

[@99teteu1]

@@UnbiddenZed You must be so fucking virgin, ever heard about condoms?

[@PrussianFrost]

@@99teteu1 You can still get it on your balls and surrounding areas ....

[@zenssa6686]

@@99teteu1 ah yes..,you must get the sex,yes?

[@sar19]

Max and Chad are a great influence! I bet Jaxons mum loves them

[@Stratton1177]

Didn't expect to hear Thy Art Is Murder and A Day to Remember in a maxmoefoetwo video, gotta say, I'm proud.

[@Marius_ae]

Venomborn same

[@ak_0_0_1]

Was about to say I heard thy art

[@KevinoftheCosmos]

This is the first time I've ever wished I was Australian.

[@bigjeffy88]

They jamming to their local Ausies THY ART IS MURDER 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

[@Stratton1177]

Fuck yes!

[@beesechops]

I A M H E L L

[@TheFallopianTube420]

Yessssss

[@david-om7ki]

Glad I’m not the only one who noticed Slaves Beyond Death

[@bigbeeteckdecher09]

Shit made me cum

[@DuffeyLovesYoutube]

This is the best video I've seen in so long. Good work Max

[@sameram5130]

I’ve been watching max for years and was introduced to fairbarn a while back. I am so happy it all turned out this way lol

[@lawrence_lg4992]

This is one of the best videos you've ever relesed - Had me absolutely creasing the whole way through

[@karlhier6640]

@@RedPlaystationController lol gtfo smh

[@RedPlaystationController]

Karl Høier - No u

[@lawrence_lg4992]

@@RedPlaystationController erm. Ok.

[@carlthecrab1170]

Guys he finally remembered his password!

[@smithboy4309]

No he didn't. This isn't the main channel lol

[@Mountain413]

smithboy4309 he referenced Human Twister 3. ohgoditscoming please god I want human twister 3 with joji and ian

[@justinguthro1002]

That dude at the end freestyling is better then most rappers that are out now or have for the last few years

[@WolfyPlays]

Man u meet all kinds of beautiful people when u are drunk af.

[@martastaruch7952]

Wow I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw the notification, thought I was dreaming

[@thomasgray1006]

as an australian, can confirm that this is a pretty damn accurate representation of a night out here

[@CVTaxi]

Hasn't it been like a year and a half since you were allowed to have a night out though?

[@thomasgray1006]

@@CVTaxi Yeah pretty much :') (actually our lockdowns are pretty sporadic right now, 2 weeks in 2 weeks out kind of deal)

[@joemomma8567]

Lol I find it very fitting for Jaxon to be listening to Thy Art Is Murder who is from Australia. 1:19

[@grapefruitsimmons]

Im glad someone else noticed. Slaves Beyond Death 👌❤

[@roosolini7105]

It was probably the lady in the car, in his video he said "death metal is for emos" or some shit like that. Lachlan seems like he might be into deathcore tho

[@twowrist8480]

that was one of the most wholesome and raw outros I've ever seen, I love it

[@spencerjteal]

watching this in 2021 hits different. i miss parties. i miss friends. i miss shenanigans.

[@tommapar]

9:45 that dude is lowkey meme potential. What an absolute legend, breaking up race barriers like MLK

[@boody-fg4hb]

How?

[@prodbyhypeer]

appreciate you using my song man!

[@bryan_nob]

That freestyle at the end was actually pretty good

[@joji_blossom_tree7524]

11:22 whens joji coming on the podcast? hes not coming on (cries)

[@geranball9678]

Joji got super pretensious, and is forgetting how people originally found him. It sucks :(

[@agustinfernandez5115]

Nah he needs to keep his new image for his music Carrer. Imagine Ariana grande still making Disney shows after she got big. Plus he always wanted to do music anyway. We had great videos but i'm sure they had their Life's afected by one another so stop asking that shit.

[@bearbaughgames]

I couldn’t understand the comment about iDubbbz did anyone

[@tyeboyce]

We waiting this long to watch you get pissed? Worth every second.

[@ohdonky]

Chad to random strangers in the Uber - "Are you guys feeling clog tonight?" Them - "...." Chad again - "Alright, what about cleat?"

[@theuchiha7]

Oy Jaxon has given me inspiration, I too can get women thanks Jaxon

[@dadeee7776]

Uchiha no you can’t Jaxon has a sense of humour you have a body pillow it doesn’t match up

[@titanicfudge._.7038]

I too can start my own chess club

[@mikesmith7904]

Every vlog should try to be like Max's vlogs. They are scientifically the absolute best

[@triledink]

I like to rewatch videos like this because I got no friends and just want to see how much of an experience im missing out in life.

[@The_Google_User]

Who needs friends when u have 4 guitars

[@midoriasakusa]

same lol, its really hitting different

[@thomasacosta5953]

Is no one gonna acknowledge that insane freestyle at the end???

[@Ceb773]

1:19 Song is "Slaves Beyond Death" by Thy Art is Murder

[@gnol3656]

Ayy someone else knows Thy art here fuck yeh

[@yourtwitchdaily2906]

Tits song

[@metalcovers62]

best band

[@nils2127]

Daddy CJ

[@JeroenO129]

Never really liked them but Death Perception is sick af

[@dollfaceinlove]

lachlan freestyling about a kebab shop is a drunken mood

[@kevvo5493]

This is what a Saturday night out with the boys should look like.

[@ryanp918]

"we look like we are straight out of prison" *are Australian*

[@Derin_Halil]

HMMM

[@Siberius-]

@@Derin_Halil - That's only like 10% of the current population are descendants of convicts, give us a break lol. Also the US is in the same boat. I might be way off track here............

[@Siberius-]

no u

[@Ben_72]

Honestly one of the best videos on youtube.

[@retrofrank8525]

buddy really lit his chest hairs on fire for the vlog lmao

[@sneezer7972]

Featuring idubbbz wow incredible is that Joji?

[@jiyama]

"Who are you? Youre alone. Youre all alone." Hits really hard.

[@jeffreysalvalzo5463]

Thy Art Is Murder adds a nice touch to this wonderful video.

[@avocado_fish7256]

But the real question is.... *HOW TO DRINK LIKE AN AUSTRALIAN IN A JAPAN VLOG?*

[@bobjim4113]

O[llie]DzSt how to be Logan Paul In Japan

[@sixstringblues06]

i started laughing and realized my chuckle was going to beat of the music and knew it was time to pull out

[@bigdaddygor0683]

deadly twister 3 confermed !!?

[@johng808]

Big Daddy Goro ! it wouldn’t be the same :(

[@Johnniejigsaw2]

@@johng808 papa franku isnt here to do it

[@tw-ij3kc]

They filmed it before Frank left but never posted it. Maybe he could release it to celebrate his pokemon channel reaching a million subs

[@johng808]

tony wilks oh damn thats tight

[@samugere5483]

it would be quite nice

[@jezpope]

12:55 Martin Luther King jr delivering his I have a dream speech colourised August 28th 1963

[@TJ-kj9ki]

Makes me inspired to do something every time I watch.

[@trippergreenhill6259]

I loved that she played thy art is murder in the car at the airport

[@WelcomeToYoungEagle]

You've robbed these boys of their innocence

[@ChristopherMoom]

Australia: **Exists** The entire internet: *_ǝʇɐʇsǝ lɐǝɹ ǝǝɹɟ s,ʇI_*

[@michaelstraubinger6687]

That last scene, is what happens everytime I go out to gold coast club's ahaha

[@KillerJellyFish676]

PROOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFF that "THE HANGOVER" would have been better if made with Ausi's m8.