How to fail a job interview.

[@elivandrisse]

I push the door to my job interview open with my foot, not wanting to even show the place any respect. I am wearing sunglasses and an untucked and unbuttoned suit. I sit down in the chair and the interviewer has a bewildered look in his eyes, I can sense his fear and intimidation in him. He tries to ask the first question, but all he can get out is "what is your biggest weakne-" before I lean over, put my finger over his lips and whisper "shhhhhh." I lean back, hands behind my head, in my chair, and put my feet up on his desk as I kick away his nametag onto the floor. I can see him trembling, and I seize moment, "enough about me," I sit up and look him dead in the eyes, "why should I work for you?" The interviewer, terrified but desperate, asks "how much money can we pay you?" I smirk, lift my sunglasses up and tell him "I'm not in it for the money" and get up, knocking the chair over in the process, which he immediately rushes to pick up. When he looks up to see what I'm doing next, he finds I'm gone, on my way to my next job interview.

[@moistnugget141]

the Sigma male grussle

[@danielburgess7101]

The interviewer looks back at his desk to see a pair of underwear. His wife’s underwear. With a note next to it saying ‘you should keep a better eye on her ;)’

[@sapphirestar22]

Typical shrigma instilling fear into the wealthy

[@hhursciirscvuy]

It was a pull door.

[@donut9301]

true sigma male grindset

[@noozalt1573]

Marketing Mondays actually helped me get a marketing job last week LMAO

[@East16]

Congratulations!

[@AdityaPatel-yx2dk]

Congrats man!

[@EndsOnAWin]

sigma shit

[@davidt1d]

Congratulations

[@omarabdelaziz3148]

Let'sgoooo

[@ironsouthpaw2275]

Big A I nailed a job interview last Wednesday and got the job the same day. Just thought “Glizzy Hands” would be proud of me

[@cadentannery4626]

while Brandon might not, i am proud of you.

[@asgideon3773]

As am I

[@gavinsmith3809]

I’m proud of you

[@tearnebulal2035]

Pog

[@nyxxiemania]

When Big A makes a semi-serious video like this it actually fills me with so much hope for my future. Just watching this genuinely reduced my anxiety around job interviews and makes me feel like I'll be more prepared for them in the future. Same goes for his Marketing Mondays and videos where he talks about his experience in the job market. Good shit.

[@soob5856]

fr for once im actually interested in my future lol.

[@jackadams8197]

You have so much experience having lived since jobs weren't even a thing.

[@pstanky]

How to nail a job interview: list Atrioc as your only reference on the resume

[@Shaneanea56]

And put the full KZbin channel url for his contact info with nothing else

[@jackdoshi1878]

I mean he isn’t wrong, those teeth would look nice on a necklace

[@YT7mc]

My thoughts exactly

[@raulpetrascu2696]

Bro I was there and that was like that guy's 5th message about Atrioc's teeth that stream

[@kingcrom]

I was that guy lol

[@ghanaria7996]

@@raulpetrascu2696 i keep seeing messages like “gimme your teeth” “i want ur teeth”. I mean, so do i, but im not gonna type that out or anything 😅

[@Real_Dog_Enthusiast]

Ya know big A, I'm looking to become a veterinarian after a few more years of college so all this marketing and job interview advice won't really help me. I still watch because over the past few months you've quickly become one of my favorite creators. Keep it real

[@nstruja]

As a person who just graduated and is literally going through the interview process rn, this video is a banger. Thanks Big A. Btw, just got a job as a middle school math teacher and I’m excited af to help kids learn math is fun!

[@chahinehamitouche3294]

Congrats, man !

[@nicolasbalderrama3910]

Congrats 👏

[@tygr6701]

You got the job you don't have to lie anymore. It's okay that math sucks.

[@penguino2686]

I am so sorry in advance.

[@taggerung_]

you better not be making them memorize formulas. i hope youre actually showing them the fun of math instead of teaching to a test

[@richardsmith3021]

Shoutout to the chatter who thought Quack’s job was “reverse financed”

[@macstokow]

Snordorm goated

[@BlackSalamander439]

A lot of interviewers use the STAR technique, so if you can prepare some stories with that in mind and just dialogue tree choose them you’ll do better than most applicants. Also maintain eye contact, be sure to smile and give concise answers. Speaking as someone who interviewed people.

[@polarbearsss]

i like having the messages at the bottom of the screen!!! good idea quack! also i have to say- great advice atrioc!!! something ive heard my mother say is that its easier to find a job while you have a job :)

[@231karatekid]

Boring 5-year answer! When I got interviewed for a retail job and my [future] boss asked me the question that and I just stared at him never releasing eye contact and said: "Your chair looks pretty comfortable". He laughed, I laughed the other interviewer laughed. He hired me on the spot.

[@beegyoshi5301]

Sigma energy

[@Origami2105]

That’s Brandon “Tai Lopez level” Ewing. That’s quality

[@otodusobliquus3836]

Here's a job interview story of mine: As a Mariano's was opening in my town, I thought it would be smart to try out for a job there. Only probable was that I had to take the same interview 5 times as they kept loosing literally all my information. After the 5th interview I was so fed up that in the Mariano's parking lot I called up the restaurant my friend worked at and his boss interviewed me then and there over the phone. I got a job as a cook immediately. It was a clean and very nice small place too, not fast food, and all they wanted was a state food handling licence and to know if I was a good cook. They even allowed me to work extra as both a dishwasher at another location that needed me for a while, as well as a busboy at the main. Worked there for two years until they closed my location due to bankruptcy sadly. (Covid). Also, yes, Mariano's lost my information again, so I was happy I took that other job.

[@FinW.]

5:32 the place im working for rn i swear to god i said mid interview, it’s all good that i’m qualified but what are you going to do for me, why should i come here… swear on lord after that we just started talking sports because she liked the confidence, the interview went for 40 mins… it was planned for 10 mins max 💀

[@balboni7363]

My favorite response to “what is your biggest weakness” “Donuts”

[@hadlkj1]

Something I learned basically as soon as I interviewed outside my current job living in a state that doesn't prevent questions of what you currently make, was being willing to just walk away if they asked me that question again or gave me conditional offer of employment and asked me that and refused to take: I don't find my current salary relevant to this conversation, what is more relevant is how my skills match up to your role or something to that effect. It is always a trap to give them your true current salary.

[@iamanduck9281]

Thank you Mr big A Glizzy Hands Brandon I needed this advice it will save me and allow me to pay child support to my ex wife and fund my alcoholism just like ludwigs dad I’m so happy bless up 🙏

[@Username-jx2ij]

your name is gramatically incorrect.

[@polygontower]

@@Username-jx2ij Wrong! It's just a dialect variation.

[@Username-jx2ij]

@@polygontower why are you watching an atrioc video after everything that's happened

[@justinlkriner]

Unironically helped me. I've got like 90% of the process figured out from past jobs and internships, but now that I'm graduated finding good jobs is hard. Definitely going to apply to more jobs that ask for a few years experience

[@jikonakento8632]

I'm going in for my first job interview in 3 and a half hours, none of this applies yet but i'm trying to get into the mechanical engineering field eventually so it will and it'll be sick to have, plus it helped calm my nerves so thank you Big A (you too for editing Quack)

[@pyronix]

"Atrioc your teeth looks nice on a necklace" at the end killed me lol

[@SYao99]

Legitimately one of the most informative videos Atrioc's released and is still entertaining. It's insanely impressive how Atrioc does it and how hard others will make it

[@reagangray9137]

Dr. Ewing I’m here for my learning appointment 🙋‍♂️

[@aaronhelmsman]

For anyone trying to edit for a streamer: edit the video in the correct resolution. Send them the video in 480p or 720p. Most won’t upload less than 1080p. They won’t yoink it and upload it, but they still get a good idea of your style

[@ProximaCentura]

I'd love more videos like this, genuine advice that will probably help the majority of viewers

[@Jack-dn3wf]

I actually was able to use some of what I learned from watching marketing Monday’s and Atrioc’s business content to get a marketing internship in a DC marketing firm! Thanks big A as your content genuinely helped me get the position!

[@MetaLemonaide]

I applied to a job at the local movie theater when I was 18 the summer before uni. They asked me, where do you see yourself in 5 years. I’m like bro! I guess I’ll lie and say “hopefully working here” lol.

[@Atobe112]

Wow! Actually so insightful. As someone who has done interviews for 5 years (as the interviewer). This man spits facts. I did however just get a job where I asked "I've spent 45 minutes selling myself, let me know why I should be a part of your team." The qualifications part, was spot on. Never get anyone who has all of them. Also sometimes used to let people know why they were unsuccessful if you really don't have one "oh, you didn't meet the 3 years of experience."

[@spencer3443]

that works really well, my friends dad got a job offer with his company's competitor for about a whole 20 dollars more but across the country, talked to their boss about it and didnt get a raise and left to the other company, but he was one of the only people in the company they could do his job. His old company really lost on letting him go

[@adamstrange7801]

Thanks Big A! I'm now the new CEO of Amazon thanks to your help! That also means I'm your boss and I'm gonna need more content stat.

[@harleysonder4341]

I'm not gonna say this just fixed my life(cause it dont lol), but I have some SERIOUS anxiety regarding interviewing and job hunting, and this REALLY lifted some weight of my shoulders. Been struggling with taking the first steps into the work life, as I'm unbelievably done with schools and dont really have enough education to really "qualify" to do anything. This really gave me a push in the right direction. Thanks a lot.

[@hj2479]

A note on the minimums when it comes to experience, he is right on with the "apply anyways" mentality, just make sure you read up on the company and position, then figure out what traditional job experience for that position and field might look like and figure out what skills and experiences someone might take away from the traditional experience, last, you want to look at what you have done and figure out a way to show how you have those same skills or something closely related that makes you just as fit to do the job. You also want to have some idea of what kind of industries and fields you want to work in and then also have an idea of what those jobs generally look for, that way you know long before you ever apply and you can slowly integrate small things into your life that make a better fit for the future job.

[@fxshlein]

The editor thing works in real life too, just show up and work there what are they gonna do fire you?? You don't even work there lmao. Thats the grindset.

[@TVBenSifka]

Yo quack putting the twitch chats on the bottom of the screen is goated. Thank you sir

[@BattlePantaloons]

Text at the bottom very helpful thank you.

[@johnnytsunami420]

Suprised to hear the first good chunk of the video be legit advice but it's always a nice suprise. Anotha one for why Atrioc's community is known to be the most welcoming and funny

[@Dylan28969]

Hey Atrioc, I had a dogshit day and this gave me a bit of time to be distracted and happy. Thank you for uploading. It brightens my day

[@Sorenose]

Actually nailed a job interview today can’t wait to start

[@jehriko7525]

This is so bizarre, I literally got my job interview rescheduled for tomorrow and then this video comes out because I can't sleep last minute so I can't see it and not only that but from my favorite youtuber- surreal.

[@Meyna86]

Agreed on that. Going into an interview while having a secure job and not desperately needing one makes you so much more relaxed and actually gives you a better chance of being successful.

[@noahsmileyface]

Swear i’ve seen a video like this three times from this man.

[@tristanmiller7338]

And they’ve all been bangers

[@speedyJ0hnny]

The number of years experience thing is crazy and *BECAUSE* of this video I applied for a job which was asking for 10 *YEARS* of experience in the field. I had just graduated and so considered college to be potentially 4 years experience so applied anyway. After a lengthy interview process and many calls I was made an offer despite not having the experience they asked for. I didn't take the job but if anyone is looking for employment do NOT be deterred by an experience requirement.

[@mystereoheart2579]

With regards to "free labor" - I think the difference is that, in your example, you are the one OFFERING to create the free video, as opposed to a streamer who is ASKING for an unpaid "art test". That makes a big difference IMO. It's like going on a date with someone and offering to pay for dinner vs. going on a date with someone who asks *you* to pay for dinner. The former is a gesture of goodwill, and the latter is a red flag. I've never had a good experience with a client who asked for free labor. But I've had many good experiences during interviews where I came into the discussion with a proof of concept for us to discuss. Plus, even if you don't get the job, you'll still have a portfolio piece you can use to show in future interviews, which is still a net positive.

[@alexanderrose1071]

Just got the job I really wanted. Sometimes, luck can play a role. I happened to be the only interview the VP was able to sit in with, as he was traveling the rest of the week. He liked me. I’ll take it!

[@arkfifty]

nail??? like hollow knight??? nice reference big a that was pretty good

[@BIuskys]

That teeth necklace guy has a good point. Chip Skylar would be proud

[@Moondog911]

Atriocs previous resume and interview advice helped me get an internship at the head of my faculty's lab. I owe you.

[@Lampshade7]

Literally have my first job interview tomorrow and this made me feel so much better. Thanks again Big A!

[@sphinxfn2218]

I can’t stop looking at that one hair

[@ruuvivaras6305]

Atrioc talks about the same stuff as the business teacher at our school. Pretty cool how he's getting that information to so many people.

[@Tembrig]

Wait this is actually like LEGIT useful stuff for interviewing. I was just expecting memes and failed Dreams.

[@Oceanatornowk]

Wow work advice from someone who has a successful career is better than someone who’s been fired from every job they’ve had. Who would’ve known?

[@Monkey.D.Pression]

If it's a jab at lud it's true

[@GoodlyPenguin]

@@Monkey.D.Pression Ludwig got fired from every job he's had? What a scumbag

[@pastaboite4314]

I recently used the "5 years ago this job didn't exist" technique and couldn't remember where I got it from! thanks Big A I guess :)

[@SkinnyLegend1800]

Employer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years Me: hey, listen, this job didn't even exist 5 years ago so who knows where I'll end all I know is that I want to be at the top of my field, and doing well in my work Employer: Sir, teaching has been a profession since before Christ

[@nathanmatthewbyers]

I ran to my first interview and didn’t get the job (was in high school and shared a car with my sister, she took it so I had to run 3 miles), I got there five minutes early and didn’t get the job. Went somewhere else for 3 months, got another interview, and then got the job the second time solely because I had then gained that little experience. Now I give my GM shit though for not hiring me the first time.

[@georgeissleepy283]

Atrioc you should consider teaching online courses in marketing and etcetera. I find you extremely confident and fluent in your knowledge of marketing, as well as extremely informative and I've learned a lot by simply listening to you. You have helped expand my marketing knowledge and general job knowledge tenfold. P.S should make thought-provoking Thursday a thing omega lol.

[@mitchelltreaty7269]

Lol I have a job interview tomorrow what perfect timing

[@tahireygoren3070]

good luck!

[@timb7800]

Some of this stuff makes sense in your head but marketing monday really helps you clear your mind on some of the stuff like this. Thanks Atrioc!

[@artemis-kinkyboikirby5539]

On my first job interview I was going to I turned the wrong way on the highway and wasn't early for my interview, I somehow got it

[@simonveening2043]

I've definitely heard that 5 years from now story before.

[@psoup7249]

Atrioc: *laughs* "sorry" *laughs harder*

[@traderofgodsgt3518]

This made me feel so prepared for the future (currently in college). Would you be willing to make another? Possibly going over how to seek promotions / leadership positions and what interviewers look for, both for management positions and normal employees

[@benscan4642]

Funnily enough had a job interview yesterday; Atrioc knows his audience too well.

[@txrnip]

When my interviewer calls me Crinky Crongemas

[@elmowilcox]

Man you give out amazing amounts of game. We appreciate ya.

[@AustinAndGamer]

This is a certified atrioc classic

[@discofever5548]

so true

[@bootyblowout]

Insider (like) trading is frowned upon.

[@prishanth]

Great video Atrioc, you’re one of my favourite streamers rn!

[@pattykcake]

I’ve learned more from this one video about interviewing than semester long career-development seminar for college.

[@prtl204]

Learning relevant stuff during summer break, thanks a lot Big A.

[@ke2s.]

man.

[@BelatedBlade]

For the editing one it wouldn't be too difficult to send them a watermarked version as an example and then remove it for them when they pay you?

[@michaelg5945]

this is actually one of the most helpful videos in my recent life, this shud be a 250k view vid

[@abdu700]

Big A making my evening better! Lets go!

[@gooooooople]

Big A, I have a big interview for a big job 2 days from now. Thanks so much, this actually helped me more than you know

[@EnnnVyyy]

yo king this is absolute fire🔥 advice especially for the current job market

[@cjhuffpuff]

Wait this is actually perfect, I have been applying for jobs for the past month and this morning I finally got an interview

[@TwoGunToast]

I applied at a call center once and the lady asked me "if someone called with such and such problem how would you approach solving it" or something like that and it caught me so off guard, it shouldn't have, but why tf would you ask me how id approach it or what id say when you require staff to stick to a script and literally deflect questions? I fuckin blanked. Didnt get the job lolz

[@Swarmothy]

This couldn't have come at a better time, I have an interview tomorrow. Thanks Big A

[@t1mmy13]

Atrioc saying very important things right here! And I lost my shit laughing so hard when he said "the average interviewer doesn't know what he's doing" SO TRUE.

[@gummytimmay387]

He cut out the part where atrioc says was at nvidia WE WANT ANWSERS ATRIOC

[@nuyabuisness7526]

When I was 19 I was working one place making 11.50 +tips an hour doing like 25 hr/week. Got hired at a place nearby between semesters Got offered 13.50 and took them up on it. 2 weeks later my boss offered me shift manager position at 13.50/hr and I took him up on it. with tips I was easily making 15-16/hr. Best part is I was going to quit the second job because the place was a shit show. Be comfortable where you are, but always be looking and ready for the next opportunity. On an unrelated note I got the boss that promoted me fired because the guy was a piece of shit and under scheduled people on Christmas to he could make a labor goal and make his bonus.

[@caesar485]

Adding to the years experience requirement: those are set by the hiring managers, who have no clue about job markets or recruiting. As a recruiter it's way easier to convince a hiring manager about a good candidate with little experience over convincing the hiring manger that their experience ask is ludicrous for some reason. Help us help you.

[@Aqsx1]

Atrioc will get me hired PogU!

[@Nia4ssb5]

I once went a university for a business studies interview and the interviewer was 15 mins late.

[@brandonhansen2768]

This gave me good ideas for the future when applying for a teaching job. Thanks!

[@Acryte]

That ender fucking killed me lol

[@GamingOS]

Actually good advice. Great content as always keep it up.

[@gemsandbusts]

Why is all of Atriocs advice actually goated

[@sapphirestar22]

He has that experience

[@mjl167]

I

[@dylanlarson5086]

Have an interview tomorrow wish me luck gonna use this video to a tee

[@dylanlarson5086]

Driving over to camp out now

[@Subpar1224]

@@dylanlarson5086 nice good luck with the camp out, just make sure you don't leave the fire going after morning they frown on that

[@dylanlarson5086]

@@Subpar1224 will do for sure

[@hyvil4170]

that feeling when you already choked the interview and this pops up in your recommended 😓

[@thekinglydragon]

Technically the last one wasn't a question

[@grantmnelson]

really love this style of content big a:) keep it up please!

[@MattBolman]

Atrioc teaching everyone how to get that extra squeesh

[@linkthegandorfslayer]

Watching this the day after I absolutely binked a job after listening to the owner of a business talk for half an hour 😂😂

[@roxiethorne]

This is my new favorite Atrioc video!

[@cal9024]

My first job interview was for a lifeguard at a state park lake and I had never used military time before so the time my interview was set for was 20:00 (8:00PM) and I just thought "oh its probably a typo" then showed up 6 hours early at 2:00PM. Still got through the interview and got the position.

[@jackdempster1182]

The tooth necklace comment made me spit out the sausage roll I was eating

[@maxxel_]

Actually loved this video