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[@Rando_2100]

He who hates school: WRITE THAT DOWN. WRITE THAT DOWN.

[@finalyeet8855]

I have it wrote down

[@therajmister2183]

Same

[@masac4223]

Me

[@blackopal2481]

I don’t because I’m homeschooled. Yay!

[@sonugamingyt1954]

I see a Charles fanboy😎

[@fffork]

Me: MOM! I'm sick I can't go to school Her: "Oh get up and get ready fo school"

[@atsilv]

Are you dying? No? You're fine

[@yogera9523]

My parents did this to me once and got mad when I got some one else sick.

[@avamarieharkless305]

I know right lol

[@killuas2ndyo-yo666]

@@yogera9523 wow that' doesn't make sense

[@yogera9523]

@@killuas2ndyo-yo666 what I meant to say was I was really sick and ended up getting a classmate sick. And my mom got mad when my classmate mom told my mom.Hope you understand it.

[@ogabogatheiii7385]

“If your breathing your fine get up” 💀

[@RN4L420]

On god that’s how my parents be bruh I have my bday in a couple of days and don’t want to go to school but still want to be able to go out afterwards so I’m in a pickle plus they never buy it😢

[@carissalarson9162]

-my mom 💀

[@gavenknapp5004]

yea u was raised similar to me in this context

[@futbolover10]

*has 666 seizures, 420 heart attacks, and 69 cancer* “If your breathing your fine get up.

[@theoneandonlyspider]

You’re*

[@lisalove991]

Oh man, as a professional faker of sickness, the first one (saying you’re sick before the day of) is a crucial step

[@Lvr_angel]

Please I need tips I really don’t want to go to this open house for my school it’s on the 7th my mom always think I’m faking to get outta things what can I do to make it really believable

[@lisalove991]

@@Lvr_angel say you have diarrhea or pretend to throw up make a mixture of some random stuff and then spit in the toilet a lot to make it look real. Tell her you are having a really bad migraine the day before and go to your room for the rest of the night if you can, then the next day say you’re feeling worse and you’re nauseous because your migraine symptoms are so bad…. I actually do get migraines I had one this week and they can make you nauseated.

[@Lvr_angel]

@@lisalove991 Tysm any ideas on what to use for fake throw up?

[@lisalove991]

@@Lvr_angel whatever you usually eat, could be bits of bread ripped up soak it in water then pour it in with maybe like some juice or lemonade so that it looks like bile but make sure you spit in the toilet so that it looks real. Don’t freak out about it or get defensive with your parents if they test you about it, iif you can lie well it’ll work 👍🏼 if you’re around them keep putting your head down or like shut your eyes a lot, if you’re in a bright place complain about how bright it is and how it’s making your migraine worse, if you’re in a loud environment complain about how noisy it is and it’s making your headache worse, tell her the open house will just make you feel worse because of all the noise and bright lights in school.

[@lisalove991]

A bit of apple juice or lemonade works best since it mimics the color of bile

[@NotSherbetAngel]

Pov: ur parents make u go to school even if ur throwing up, fainting, and literally feeling so bad

[@camochiiwilldie]

Ikr

[@sao3973]

Same

[@overlypixelated]

My parents

[@sonugamingyt1954]

@in desperate need of a scotch😎 that's Giga Chad

[@Julesss382]

oh its the opposite for me. i’ll have a sore throat and they’ll let me stay home 😈

[@machiavellianseries5630]

literally got out of school once by pretending to almost faint from a fever in my teachers arms. She was convinced. Man was i good lmaoooooo

[@sirTina]

That’s dedication man 😭

[@dualitygaming9173]

For me I faked a panic attack lol

[@machiavellianseries5630]

@@sirTina haha

[@Lills_Official]

I asked to go home since i felt “off” she said no. so as i was walking down the hallway 10 minutes later i fell over, a teacher saw called my mom then i got to go home

[@iamsogaydude9839]

In the teachers arms!? That must be a feeling. Sus.

[@14A013]

"Don't just get better" My body after being sick for one day: Yo i'm feeling better today, no vomiting, no headaches, and no fever! Me: 👁️👄👁️

[@bolua2689]

meanwhile all the teachers watching this be like 👁👄👁

[@christianbogdewic4983]

Meanwhile school being over

[@booba_my_beloved]

@Banana the dog You have to repeat 6th grade again? Lmao. What did you do to have to repeat it?

[@ihateunicorns867]

Teacher don’t care. One less child to teach. It’s parents who are sweating it.

[@506Edai]

@Banana the dog 6th grade!? again!??? damn lil man maybe its not for you uno 😂 try check your career choices from now this school thing might nor work out if you're repeating already without even reaching 9th 10th grade yet let alone 12th 😂🤷🏾‍♂️

[@greatest_bumble_bee_dude]

Though, she sure likes to promote illegal substances

[@sileudies]

Jayus 2021: how to stop being sick! Jayus 2022: how to start being sick!

[@Thatboijjay23]

Ikr

[@patnos498]

💀

[@Tord_Red11]

True 😭

[@gxldensnxtch3374]

Upgrades people, Upgrades

[@yamicivetta5252]

Jayus 2021: how to stop being racist! Jayus 2022: how to start being racist!

[@Kangaroo.kangaroo]

It also helps if you go into fur parents room (for kids here) and ask for some medicine or say you don’t feel well at like 2:00 am so they know you can’t sleep and is bad

[@thegirlwhoreadstoomuch9339]

Yeah but then you have to fake taking the medicine because if you actually take it and you're not sick that's drug abuse.

[@mj._.k]

Ikr that is the full thing

[@Lvr_angel]

Any other advice?

[@mj._.k]

@@Lvr_angel go back +sleep on the couch.

[@preppy.smores]

Also it’s not dangerous to take a few Motrin if you ur feeling fine..

[@calicoraven7332]

When you have been doing these things already. My parents are also really understanding when it comes to me just needing a break sometimes. Only thing is I realized how harder it is to get caught up when you are gone, so now even when I'm sick I go to school so I don't miss practice and struggle to get caught up. Unless I'm running a fever, then I stay home.

[@penelopepython5939]

Same

[@RisingRay]

"Mom I'm sick" **My parents looking at my youtube history** "HmMmMm INTERESTING"

[@redronahan232]

they looking through my history that wouldn't be the worst thing they find...

[@RisingRay]

@@redronahan232 👀

[@booba_my_beloved]

@@redronahan232 AYOOO

[@zoeymosher3073]

@@redronahan232 HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[@redronahan232]

@@zoeymosher3073 heh heh... *averts gaze*

[@_AultraGreen_]

"You wanna get out of going to a social thing?" Introverts: "hmm, this video is made out of video"

[@keetlani]

hmmm, it seems so..

[@Vid118]

As a introvert, I can confirm this video is made of video.

[@jobes7269]

And people with social anxiety

[@jassyla100]

Me too

[@kawaii_xD137]

Hah! Definitely

[@JustACasualIdiot_]

When you’re actually sick with a fever and can't talk: *I'm ten steps ahead of you*

[@jacksbrokenheart.]

frrr

[@ItsTheCuber]

#me

[@penelopepython5939]

Was so sick i didn't go to school for two weeks

[@MariamMariam-pb3io]

​@@penelopepython5939same but I didn't go for 1 month and one time I didn't go for 2 months

[@elliotguajardo]

I always jinx myself and end up actually getting sick, once I said I was “ not feeling well” to go home and then I ended up throwing up 7 pounds of water and food and had to go to the ER and I had a high white blood cell count and I was dizzy and when the nurse drew my blood it went everywhere 💀💀💀

[@that_canadiangirl9]

wait how did u know it was 7 pounds-

[@elliotguajardo]

@@that_canadiangirl9 I checked my weight after I threw up ( I’m very insecure about my weight so I usually check it like a millon times a day lol) and I realized i lost 7 pounds and I double checked to see if it was just reading it wrong but yeah. It was crazy-7 pounds gone in less then like 10 minutes. 🧍

[@that_canadiangirl9]

@@elliotguajardo ooh ok that makes sense, that is alot tho!!

[@inestabilidad]

Nah bro because same, I was just feeling a bit dazzled because my period had just started and I decided to call my mom because I'm an anxious potato and didn't have my med with me. Got home, threw up all my breakfast, the water and tea I drank, and fell asleep for like 4 hours. Woke up pale and weak, tired as shit, ate like a cookie with two sips of water and threw up again. Survived by serum for the next 24 hours (the only thing I don't throw up for some reason)

[@Your_L.o.c.a.l_OdeFan]

I feel you bro. it was traumatizing. I threw up my own spit too. they injected me it was painfull and put medicine in my stomach. I had a virus. I was freaking out bc. throwing up. your food and own spit..

[@itsisjayjayy]

lol i have a test today and i started to feel actually sick yesterday when i woke up (i had a test then too) and i really don’t want to go to pe because i’m sore. i exaggerated it this morning and now i’m staying home

[@mixedredneck3967]

Lmao one of my coworkers did the "don't get well quick" and came in to work the next day and fake a sore throat by using a raspy voice 🤣🤣🤣 She was a pro

[@zaidatieh5372]

Nice :)

[@elainadeeter9788]

Cough, fake sneeze a bit etc.

[@Astromakes]

i have did it too

[@favs_Mary]

@@Astromakes *done

[@jordanhardy3515]

As soon as one of my employees tell me they're feeling a little sick at work im just like "this guys not coming to work tomorrow"💀

[@ParaRob]

Every single time! It's like they're laying out their plan right in front of you. It's real crazy when you see people call off but then they'll come in on days when they're really sick. That one always throws me for a loop.

[@davidjordan8638]

When I’m actually sick, I take one day off work and I normally do feel 💯 better the next day. I think this explained why I felt like my manager never bereaved I was sick lol

[@dragonflyK12]

Me, watching this video at home with salmonella: yeah I'll totaly need this.

[@UzumakiNaruto-mn6ws]

"Mommy I don't feel good" "Oh yah right I don't care go to school rn or I'm gonna break ur phone"

[@1Neb5]

This happens exactly to me

[@GBans]

”Mom i think my leg is broken” ”Oh you’ll be fine just walk it off”

[@HuskerWusker]

@@GBans the fact they said “walk it off”💀💀💀

[@Thatboijjay23]

Ikr and then it’s my fault when the school breaks out with flu like bruh

[@PeterDoherty2001]

Pls don’t have kids

[@newtsooted]

“moom, im sick… i cant go to school today :(“ “its summer break though?” “actually i feel better now :)”

[@forgivezhariondissapointed4234]

I’m dead 💀

[@zyrx08]

@@forgivezhariondissapointed4234 starting chest compressions🚑🚑 Patient isn’t responding We got her back

[@keemialotfi2077]

like that shell silverstein poem

[@Leeleemoore3]

@SkyIslands it might be to late

[@MohaVidic15]

In Morocco there isnt... We study from september to july... Sooo

[@edenb455]

Jayus you are amazing for this, I need some time off for mental health and it’s been getting worse and worse, every morning im just so tired, mentally and physically.. I know it’s a bad thing to fake being sick and skip but people just don’t get it.. im gonna go complain a bit now let’s see if this all works I’ll update in the morning

[@HHAKitty]

Same..I feel you

[@Soobonnie]

Pulled that one today and here I am chillin on my bed haha

[@Y0shi02]

Me who has a test today: I HAVE TO DO THIS

[@iamnobody-_-]

no ur supposed 2 start the day beforeeeee

[@MaisXZC]

@@iamnobody-_- aye yes

[@rj13369]

MY ENGLISH PAPERS DUE TOMORROW SBD I BARELY STARTED i also don’t have rehearsal and most of my classes won’t be too hard and i’m already feeling a little nauseous

[@SparkleSun]

I already did ,

[@lasagnagrapeberrytreehouse]

Was that a reference? 🤨

[@fffork]

Parents watching this video be like... "Write that down WRITE THAT DOWN!

[@KyleHamilton14]

stolen

[@ilarious5729]

Parents used to be the kids faking being sick themselves ya know

[@xxmarosniperxx8013]

@@ilarious5729 that's ilarious

[@theslayergaming6756]

@@xxmarosniperxx8013 lmao 🤣

[@lostt_cLoud]

not me coming across this video while looking on how to get over my very real sickness so i can go to school 😭😭

[@vzxa-lol]

Why

[@shangaming1015]

The day before: Me on the day: well that’s a shame

[@TrailCameraFootage]

Me: Mom, I’m sick. Can I stay home from school? My mom: You’re homeschooled. Get up!

[@GapGamingGacha]

Oof, I'm homeschooled too

[@crazybanananananaja948]

Yeah but if your sick and your home schooled you still need rest and no stress. And video games do not mean your getting better. I hate when parents sometimes say that.

[@dogeland514]

E

[@lavender_lights9193]

“You don’t just get Better the day after getting sick!” People in shows: I beg to differ

[@ConsistentlyInconsistent_J]

Me: I beg to differ

[@annedashwood5619]

Why did my brain read that as "i dif to beggar"

[@notkes123]

😂

[@tacos202]

the headache one is definitely a good working one. Remember to try to cover up your face, look drousy and always remember, light, sound and movement will always make it worse

[@travisbartholomew6646]

If you are sick reading this hope you get better soon

[@SpiderBrained]

Kids who are homeschooled: awww man!

[@Everettalla]

You can still pretend to be sick as a homeschooler, it’s just way harder cause it’s for the whole day

[@lord__lee9838]

my mom said that if you are too sick to do homework you are to sick to watch TV/use electronics

[@mikaylajewkes8663]

Haha I had covid and went to my classes 😁

[@reallysadcat4155]

@@lord__lee9838 ong dood and I’m like there’s a difference between doing work and using my damn brain then using my thumb to mindlessly scroll through KZbin

[@diyadhanu]

@@lord__lee9838 same

[@miruui]

Reality : "Mom... I have a headache and and stomachache.." "IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN PHONE!!"

[@camame]

Literally true bro 🤧🙁😭

[@roopa.p]

Very true tho

[@georgiaworley9116]

preach

[@vertoholic]

i mean, this time shes right

[@TealJacketDude]

“But then why did you buy me a telephone?” Mom: “BECAUSE OF YOUR TELE- wait.

[@TheTributer42409]

Me who loves school and hates being home: I see this as an absolute loss

[@ThatsJEO]

Here’s my used to routine to fake sick before I realized I need to go to school or I’ll flunk because I wont know anything 😭: 1. : show signs of being tired/ having a sore throat or a headache 2 days before your sick day 2. : fake cough gently 3. : don’t eat a lot at meal times and play with your food 4. : on the day your « sick » wake up early and turn on a light and put it against your head If you have someone that would be up to take you temperature 5. : if someone wakes you up or if someone gets you if you are still in bed by a certain time, have trouble « waking up » let it take a little for you to wake up

[@Julesss382]

“put toothpaste under your eyes so they’ll burn and water up” my eyes: *start to burn and water up*

[@MrCactuss]

That was so funny I literally can't breath

[@Julesss382]

@@MrCactuss oop lol

[@callbettersaul]

?

[@danicflores3650]

@@callbettersaul fr

[@houseofpets6352]

That’s the point

[@jordynp3303]

I did this all the time when I was being bullied at school, My mom knew I was fakeing but she played along 😂😭

[@user-ow2cn1fv7v]

That is a good mom, letting you stay home even though she knew you were faking because you were being bullied. Just wow.

[@veridico84]

@@user-ow2cn1fv7v honestly, I think it's a bad decision on the moms part. She should have helped fix the problem rather than run away from it. People too often just run away from problems these days and it is creating weakness.

[@sereenamalik2221]

ur mom is an angel

[@mariaphillips8568]

@@veridico84 I was literally threatened to be fought every day at school so I stayed home a lot I don’t think I’m weak I just didn’t want to get beat up. We told teachers but they didn’t care so it was all I could do.

[@jordynp3303]

@@veridico84 um you don’t know the whole story so that’s not any of your business, my mom DID try to fix it but guess what all of the teachers and principal just ignored it and told her I needed to give her “Grace”. And of all things I am not weak my parents have made me the strong person I am today

[@mini_awan]

She actually Fr looks like the globglogabgalab! 😂 Search it up and get nightmares for the rest of the year😊

[@EnyaTheDrakaina]

People would get suspicious if I wasn’t perfectly goodbye the next day because I never get sick for more then 24 hours.

[@redribbon2]

Me watching while I'm actually sick: Yeah, I'll totally need this. edit: hahah sick club lol XDDD I hope everyone here will get well soon! :))

[@liamdayton3739]

I have strep throat rn and just threw up so I can relate

[@scush57746]

Same lol

[@aciiidrue]

Samee

[@Jeffy399]

Facts I have corona right now😢

[@lindanacci9309]

@@Jeffy399 I hope you feel better soon!♡ Best of luck!! ♡

[@Ikykleeknow00]

"U wanna get outta s school... Or social events" Me, with bad social anxiety: I'm listening..📝👀

[@wma4891]

SAME SAME SAME SAME I went to 3 stores two days ago with me mom ,sister and my baby sister and I was in the car in a total of 6 hours because I went to my grandmas and back so I went there got food went back there and back home and I felt nervous and I didn't want to be there because.......IT WAS A NURSING HOME AND OLD PEOPLE WHERE STARING AT ME!!!!!!!

[@grahgrahmyass]

Don’t diagnose yourself here

[@Ikykleeknow00]

@@grahgrahmyass I'm not

[@grahgrahmyass]

@@Ikykleeknow00 has a professional told you that you have social anxiety?

[@Ikykleeknow00]

@@grahgrahmyass yes actually, I take therapy for it too.

[@Xic-]

I usually fake stomach aches or headaches as they don't last more than a day for me so i don't have to act like im still sick the next day 🤷‍♀️

[@Chellex93]

To whoever it may concern If you need to fake sick from school please try and get help for whatever is bothering you. Please, take it from me.... I never graduated because my mental health when i was a teen was pretty bad and i had too much anxiety to handle a large social setting such as a high school so i constantly faked sick. My mom ended up getting calls from cps concerned about why i never went to school. She tried to get me to go to school but it was a constant fight. I completed part of grade 9 and thats it. Im 30 years old now. No job, very low education and as of a few years ago am on disability for a back injury i had prior. Before that i was on welfare. So, dont fail at life like me. Deal with your shit, and stay in school 💀

[@K.is.offline]

“Put toothpaste under your eyes to make them red.” Amber heard: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!

[@do_what_you_can]

👏👏👏

[@narddawg2056]

Best comment😂👏

[@loophlles]

Yess

[@no-er6yb]

who tf is amber heard i-

[@rahmahchowdhury4856]

@@no-er6yb amber heard is johnny depp’s ex wife who accused him of abusing her when they were married and she fake cried a lot in court so now her non-existant reputation is ruined and ig everyone but herself hates her because she was lying about being abused this isnt the best explanation but i think this help a tiny bit

[@daniilromanenko3677]

thanks for the info, as an introvert i'll definitely be using this lol

[@ohbhai4102]

Huh

[@user-ow2cn1fv7v]

So im done with thinking im a introvert stuff but i give no hate to people who believe that kind of stuff. also yeah i guess im a introvert from whatever test.

[@daniilromanenko3677]

​@@user-ow2cn1fv7v I mean, it's just another way of categorizing people by their personalities, and I just happen to fall into the introvert category, but I'll admit that some people can be pretty annoying with how much they like to *show* that they're introverts, so yea

[@urmom.cvm420]

all I do is tell my mom I threw up because she usually goes straight back to bed after I wake up 💀

[@amaleigh]

I’ve been planning how I’m going to skip school tomorrow so glad this video was in my recommended

[@kat3.3]

"Mum!" * comes into room * "I feel sick. I can't go to school today" * sees me hanging upside down * Mum: "What in the-"

[@rakanahmed4000]

I mean u are sick but not physically i guess xD

[@EverythingNBAshorts]

"Mom I have stage 4 cancer,a fever, covid-19, and 3 limbs now." *IF YOU CAN BREATHE YOU CAN GO TO SCHOOL*

[@tamyahgalentine9734]

Taking Notes: Complain day before "sickness" (Don't feel well stomachache, headache, eat less, sleep early) Hot shower Hot water on my face Drink hot liquids Wrap up in a lot of blankets Only breathe through mouth Tiny toothpaste under eyes after "throwing up" Hang head over the bed upside down and speak slow and sluggish on the phone Wait a while before getting better. How to make fake throw up: Crackers and Water: 1. Chew crackers don't use chocolate chip or oreos those are to dark 2. Spit the crackers into a plastic bag 3. Add water if needed unless you spit them into the toilet or maybe spit the crackers in a bag/bowl then pour lemonade and apple juice with it then dump in the toilet.

[@JaskPlays]

Yes I need this us introverts need this

[@sophthetoast1997]

Just tell the truth

[@kuzo4415]

Me the day before school: "Mom i dont feel w-" My mom: *Starts calling the clinic to make an appoinment*

[@may11894]

Her: saying a lot of things to start sweating Me: one minute into a 10 min ab workout 😓

[@avxy3632]

Umm, that's actually a lot of effort just to sweat... Imagine being me in Florida, a guy who already sweats after minutes of activity no matter how actively fit I am... Minutes, not ten, but like half that. Fuck your ab workout. Lol

[@jennifercruickshank4155]

I love these. They on my fyp evryday and the HELP. I now used this stuff all the time.💗💗💗

[@kalypzoe13]

Literally always use pulsing migraine. Because I actually get them with pressure shift changes. No need to be ill the next day, no one is worried you are contagious, and no one will try to take you to the doctor.

[@jennifergraceh]

Yep, migraines are my go to. I get them constantly anyways so when one is so bad where I can’t go to work, people believe me.

[@Autistic_Cl0wn]

Me who is actually sick right now: “Am I a joke to you?”

[@Axolotl-Fan]

Same

[@Autistic_Cl0wn]

@Arts and Crafts Queen it’s summer break for me so I’m free all the time✨

[@moto3859]

same

[@HURRIC4NEyt]

Me: Im not feeling well Mom.. My mother: Alright get ready for school!

[@AmyWall-mt4og]

"Wanna get our of school or work or SOME SOCIAL EVENT?" You just captured the attention of every introvert on Earth.

[@Stormm_beyourself9708]

I can just pretend to have a migraine because I do actually get them but I do get better after sleeping for a day pretty much

[@crazylorna2006]

Shoot I need to try that. I had a REALLY bad migraine in July that lasted THE WHOLE MONTH

[@Stormm_beyourself9708]

@@crazylorna2006 a month?! Damn that's a long time

[@crazylorna2006]

@@Stormm_beyourself9708 I know! And I never went to the doctor once! It was terrible. And not only that but July was my birthday month! Thankfully it wasn’t too terrible on my birthday

[@Stormm_beyourself9708]

@@crazylorna2006 the universe went happy birthday take a month long migraine

[@crazylorna2006]

@@Stormm_beyourself9708 Exactly I was so SAD 😭

[@Alyssa2009ooo]

I did this and escaped from school for 3 days!! "Sorry mom" 😂

[@TheProHunting]

What a rebel

[@Alyssa2009ooo]

@@TheProHunting 🤣🤣 ikr. Plan to do it again for 7th grade

[@TheProHunting]

@@Alyssa2009ooo 😜

[@Alyssa2009ooo]

@@TheProHunting 😁

[@user-redcloudofroses]

Me who went to school despite being sick today just for that 1 lesson and seeing my friends:

[@ghost_Mi00]

I wont tell anyone if i have classes with my friends that day, even if i feel like actual sh**

[@enderpuppy27]

Your videos are really funny and helpful at the same time. I just wanted to take a second to thank you for always brightening up my day!

[@Luc1f3rM0rn1ngst4r]

Mikey and Jay watching this video taking notes:

[@tsunamiimic5298]

"put hot water on your face." I'm gonna become two face

[@sprinker6433]

I remember one time when I was little I wanted to skip school so I told my mom that I was sick and then she took my temperature and it turns out that I had a fever

[@Zsp05]

I remember I had a slight fever one day but it was rlly low and I didn't want to bunk cuz I'd have extra work so I went to schl and this was during monsoon (it was raining a lot and rlly gloomy) and at first i was fine but as the day went on my fever got worse to the point i had to go to the schl nurse and luckily before I went i put my head down so my fever reduced

[@vanilla.ice28]

Damn

[@_vinvin_vince]

Damn, you are lucky, but not so lucky when you have a fever.

[@rakanahmed4000]

*reality can be whatever i want*

[@brooklynnkermer2653]

Same

[@d4na.511]

! People can get fevers for various reasons. It's usually a sign that the body is fighting off an infection or illness. When the immune system detects the presence of bacteria or viruses, it releases chemicals that raise the body's temperature. This increase in temperature helps to kill off the harmful invaders. Fevers can also be caused by other factors like inflammation or certain medications. It's always a good idea to rest, stay hydrated, and seek medical advice if needed.

[@POTTAH-EDITS-70]

Her “Go to bed early then you usually would” Me “but I stay up even if I’m sick”

[@screaming_cat_]

Saved me fr. I got a dance on Friday I really can't be bothered to go. Because, yk, social anxiety and all that.

[@justmegumi34]

Then u could've just said u had social anxiety I'm sure they'd understand

[@potoate]

@@justmegumi34 if people who were socially anxious could explain themselves they probably wouldn’t be socially anxious 🫡

[@Serene0910]

I have it too but noone understands and i don't wnat to bother them so i keep trying to go through but it's always there

[@justmegumi34]

@@Serene0910 Atleast u can fight it

[@Mr.2301]

Don't those normally take place aft3r school

[@Thedragonworkshop]

“ are you bready!? 🙂 “ so cute

[@Lou22552]

In school we once needed to make a little plan as a task and I putted ‘say the day before the sick day that u feel sick’ 😂

[@emmapierskalla7622]

This was recommended to me when I am actually not feeling well...even KZbin doesn't believe me 💀

[@spoof2676]

SAME BRO- I just had to leave a week long summer camp yesterday because I got really sick- Dunno how you trick a Covid test into thinking you’ve got Covid, so take that KZbin- 🥲

[@willdrawsandwhatnot]

“I can’t go to work I’m sick” “Well, how sick are you?” “Smell my eyes and tell me what you think” Lol idk😆

[@miafalon6539]

"Toothpaste level of sick"🤣

[@morgue8580]

😂😂

[@callmesummon]

That might actually work because they’ll think you’re delusional from a fever

[@xsecretivequinnx]

Me pretending to be sick like she said* *The next day i actually got sick*

[@justsomeanimator]

My school punished people for being sick, even for dentist appointments and things.

[@memixgreex3910]

“They bought it” -Ferris Bueller

[@ashleyheller1537]

Ha 🤣

[@urmom8742]

*me who actually is sick* me:thanks for the tips but I’m actually sick-

[@chriseljimenez8588]

Me too

[@mc-noelle5434]

Same I have runny nose

[@crazyalabamaguy4970]

Go to work your sick Who is actually sick that don't go to work???????

[@lupinelily]

@@crazyalabamaguy4970 ever heard of corona?

[@ashleyf112009]

Same I'm sick right now and I missed a day at school

[@aaliamerchant9056]

WARNING ⚠️:DO NOT DO THIS IF YOU HAVE INDIAN PARENTS Here is the story So one day it was a Monday and everyone hates Mondays. So I searched up tutorials of how to fake being sick. I found a pretty convincing one and my mom believed me. At the end of the day she found out I was faking it. So two weeks go by and that morning I was actually sick but my mom didn’t believe me So she sent me to school And that day in math I felt like vomiting I started running to the bathroom But it was too late I vomited on someone’s locker While holding my dang calculator While my math teacher was chasing me (How the hell was she running in heels) The End Lesson of the story do not do this It’s not worth being the gossip of the school for a month

[@Rei_Ray69]

This literally saved my life ❤

[@NeomaFox]

Nah all I gotta do is "Hey, mom, my throat hurts.." "Oh okay I'll call you in sick."

[@roopa.p]

Man ur lucky

[@roopa.p]

I wld get an insane dose of medicine for dat

[@somethingcreativelol]

I'm guessing you're the last born or only child 😂😐😭

[@roopa.p]

@@somethingcreativelol true like that's so cool-

[@georgiaworley9116]

LITERALLY SAME

[@jmaxmage]

Food sick is always my go to. Set an early alarm and call in sick at 3 am, saying you've been in pain all night and haven't slept.

[@jenmiranda13]

I wouldn't have to fake being sick because I get so anxious at times that I actually feel like I'm gonna throw up. Once I'm calm, I feel better but it's never completely gone. Granted, I'm still in high school and I always was a socially anxious person. My anxiety worsens if I don't actually want to be somewhere but I can't do anything about it. Liking a teacher or not actually does make a difference for me. I used to have high expectations of myself academically and I started to burn myself out which led to my grades slowly plummeting. So when I had an English teacher who treated us like we were AP students instead of honors....it put a lot of pressure back to me which led to me struggling in her class and as a result I grew to hate her. I used to like her but after I told her that I had extremely bad anxiety to the point of me being close to tears, she said she understood but later completely either forgot or straight up ignored what I said. I had told her that it wouldn't be possible for me to go up to the front of the class to do my presentations with a MICROPHONE. Yeah, I decided to just switch classes because I knew I would only fail English if I stayed with her. Constipation should be a legitimate reason to not show up to school. Because if you're constantly stressed out in school and you have constant constipation but you feel better when you're on break, chances that: one you're probably not eating enough or something like that (I don't eat enough because I don't feel comfortable to use the bathroom in my school due to only being allowed to use it for a maximum of 3-7 minutes... usually during passing period but sometimes teachers will let you go but expect you to come back quickly to prevent the assumption that you decided to skip classes or you are waiting to pick a fight) and two stress is making it harder to poop. Trust me I know from first hand experience. I did quite a bit of research and constipation is fairly normal as long as it doesn't happen too often. When it becomes your normal, it's a sign that you need to make a change in your daily life. I'm not gonna recommend anything to anyone because I'm assuming that what works for me won't work for others. But eating more fiber, and overall eating more instead of less (like I do), should help. Oh and please stay hydrated. Remember do as I say not as I do. I'd follow my own advice if I could but I've tried everything I can to get rid of my constant constipation, but because I feel constantly stressed due to being in school and all.... I just ended up going back to old habits.

[@darthkermitthewise]

also, try doing it in the cold seasons because that's when sicknesses and diseases spread more often, due to people staying inside

[@humanevolutionmanifesto]

For added "dramatic effect", substitute toothpaste with Vicks Vaporub. Your welcome! Disclaimer: This sh!t will fůčk your day up if it gets into your eye, so... I guess... Added bonus in credibility if you think about it 🤷

[@anxietyembodied732]

omg i always used to use vaporub as eyeshadow for some reason when i was a kid and i can confirm this is very very true

[@elsiegodin2624]

**Me trying to find a way to send this to myself**

[@Cappello_M]

One day Jay will teach us how to escape from the FBI and everything will normal

[@gingerris]

I always complain about sickness coming on the day before a much needed call off 🤣

[@CloudyClaudia]

When you’re up at 3am watching onlyjayus-

[@mvemjsunphall8456]

Here❤

[@Mylesyt55]

how do you know

[@mvemjsunphall8456]

@@Mylesyt55 how is that even a question. Go back to bed

[@glitchylol2546]

Heheheheh. You fool. ITS MERELY 2:12

[@akn1f350]

Me right now

[@JusAce_]

I just got out of school. D:

[@yeeoouuuchhh]

samee

[@rizziestguyevaa]

i have three more weeks 😭

[@cutepieceofash]

W

[@Mime..]

​@@waddellar Same lol

[@avalou1365]

Why would you be unhappy about that???

[@RialVestro]

The part about sick enough to be incompacitated but not sick enough that someone wants to take you to a hospital is the part I don't get. I had to fake being well growing up cause my mom would threaten to take me to the hospital if I so muched as coughed one time.

[@rahatheminecraftgod4179]

I needed this right now

[@spoonergod1789]

“The secret is the clammy hands”

[@perfectpanda9358]

You defo watched ferris buellers day off

[@spoonergod1789]

@@perfectpanda9358 got my reference. NICE

[@NightmareMaxwell]

"hey I can't go to school I'm having a fever" School: "do you have a medical certificate leave?" "...no?" School: "LIES!!!" *proceeds to give me consequences*

[@Kappy25]

That talking on the phone one is genius

[@bub0nic_gutzz118]

me who is actually sick- but also if i complain of fake symptoms i can literally convince myself i have them, like once i faked a stomach ache and i subconsiously was groaning about stomach pains while i was asleep even though i didnt have a stomach ache

[@miss_coca8844]

dhar mann mickey :agressively takes notes

[@crossbowcat]

"only breathe through your mouth" me with anxiety: EASY BITC-

[@JamesKeiling]

Fun fact, when im even the slightest bit cold, i will full on shiver multiple times so the shivering thing aint gonna work

[@a_currently_existing_person]

Here is my story of being sick in elementary: (This required a lot of quick thinking) I didn't "fake" a sickness as my mom would jjust check my temperature. I usually ate dust from the fan, licked my foot, and even went as far as eating cobwebs. When I woke up I didn't want to go to school and basically just stayed laying in blankets, pulling my hair, or panicking Anyways, I faked being sick one time and this time my mom believed it. I stayed home doing some random stuff and after a bit I started acting like I got better. My mom later made an appointment and I had to think fast as it was scheduled for the exact same day. When my mom was driving her way there, I was mixing warm salt water and taking small gulps of it to either cause me to sweat or dehydrate. When we got there, I felt worn out from dehydration and the heat was killing me. as we were walking in, I wanted to faint. Anyways, we came for the checkup and I got a whole week off

[@axe-a-lotta-questions]

my socially awkward a**: "this is the knowledge of the gods, and I shall use it wisely"