TikTok’s that are ACTUALLY Funny

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[@lehammsamm]

20 seconds in and she already knows I'm stressed. Kris is such a mood. I hope we help her as much as she helps us. Thank you Kris for always being such a caring and loving person. It doesn't go unnoticed.

[@emilydarnell3201]

You are so right!

[@Just_a_piece_of_bread]

Stessed while watching right now actually...

[@Karma-dr9dd]

So correct!

[@DucksAreCute]

When I firs saw a tiktok of hers I thought she was weird and annoying, now she's one of my favorite people

[@kaylee1769]

Ikr I had a very stressful week, currently admitted to the hospital and hopefully will leave today. Nice to see her upload when I’m so bored here!

[@stylishlyheartless979]

My favourite thing about Kris is when her accent randomly changes, not only is it entertaining and its relatable, love the content

[@secretninja247]

It keeps my short attention span alert 🤣

[@WitheredViolet]

Yeah

[@traitor.glitches5302]

Idek her real voice or if she even uses it

[@secretninja247]

@@traitor.glitches5302 🤣 we'll never know

[@clintlaws3036]

Fr, bro I'll be mid sentence and change my accent and my friends will just look at me and be like: Bro wtf

[@Editz_By_Mia]

“Don’t drink hand sanitiser kids , drink alcohol!” Wise words from kris😂😂😂😂

[@KatHamilton-nk5rb]

“I think I just, had a stroke, tOm?” 11:20 Kris quotes🤣

[@DavidIsCool700]

Kind of not wise cause, I just did and she encouraged it!

[@Editz_By_Mia]

@david you are so stupid but I love it😂😂😂😂😂

[@lazarbasarovski1867]

My fav

[@Aizawa_Eraser]

lol

[@christielmore]

I am a sleep technologist and the equipment the girl was wearing was definitely for a sleep study. It measures respiratory effort, stages of sleep, and a bunch of other things. Its not as bad as it looks😉.

[@shadowofdarkness3486]

I disagree. I’ve had multiple sleep studies done and it is rather difficult to get comfortable and fall asleep in that getup....

[@LisaFinger-zk5kf]

I have got that done before it looked like that

[@maem7462]

3:43 I’ve had a bunch of those things on me before for different doctors appointments and stuff. I’m not 100% sure what it’s for. I think a lot of the time they are used to measure your heartbeat when you are going to have a surgery. I think they are also used to test your sleeping and know the patterns more. I’ve had one of those appointments and it’s a bit difficult falling asleep there. I think I did have some of those on at that appointment but I don’t remember for sure. With the context of the video it seems to be it’s for getting information of things while you sleep

[@djunicorns1495]

I have sleep study’s and they hook me up to those so I think it’s mostly used for that.

[@hippiechick115]

I'm a sleep tech and its the setup to determine sleep disorders and sleep apnea. 🤗

[@SCP_THE_FOX]

I actually don't know, when I had surgery, I don't remember being hooked up to all that stuff. however, if when I go complain to the doctors about my not being able to get 4 hours of good sleep, they hook me up to that, I'll letcha know. Mkay?

[@emerythegremlin5727]

I had a sleep study recently and had all those wires on me, and it was actually much easier to sleep than I thought it would be! According to my sleep tech, I slept very well. I also didn’t move much so there was no wire adjustment necessary or anything. When I woke up I did NOT feel rested though (but that’s normal for me unfortunately). My doctors still have no idea what’s wrong with me 😃

[@BANDIT0_929]

3:44 yes Kris, I believe that is for an EEG (I’ve had a few). long story short I always fell asleep in class and at home even on a strict sleeping schedule and my first EEG was done after I accidentally fell asleep while driving and totaled my car…👍🏻 you get minimal sleep before, no caffeine, and then they put this goop on the spots they need and connect the reader node things all over your head and put all the wires in one place. Then you wear this breathing monitor thing so they can track that too. They darken the room and flash this strobe light and you’re told to keep your eyes open and then close your eyes for a few seconds of rest and then do it a few more times but the strobe light gets faster and faster. And then they ask if you need anything and then you (try to) go to sleep. So yeah. Btw if you happen to be reading this ILYSM and I think you are killin it at life rn and I’m proud even if sometimes you don’t feel proud ❤️❤️❤️

[@giamaxon9206]

this sounds like some sort advanced torture device (especially if epilepsy comes into play) but if it rly works good 4 u boo danke for the encouragement 👍💕

[@BANDIT0_929]

@@giamaxon9206 it’s not that fun and they actually never found exactly what makes me so sleepy (I found in my experience that if my depression is bad i tend to sleep a lot) but they did find that I was at risk for seizures even tho I’ve never had one in my life

[@giamaxon9206]

@@BANDIT0_929 eesh thats scary, my apologies, depression do be no fun & neither is epilepsy, especially when you find out you have it after a seizure in a CT scan machine ( it was minor tho )

[@lily.m4826]

Ohhhh I'm so sorry but the ending really made my day I was feeling really bad and not proud of myself or anything. Thank you for that😁!!!

[@gwynrose2427]

I probably have to do something like that cuz im always feeling like im gonna pass out while driving, not fun!

[@swigggyyy]

Fun fact: kids and children actually stare at people who they find to be pretty or “aesthetically pleasing”, it was a psychology study that was proven to be true, so anytime a kid gives you the scary eyes, take it as a compliment 😂

[@daphnesasmr3039]

Damn

[@lobstermittens593]

I thought they were starting at me because I stole done of their food... 😂🤣 But I'm actually just gorgeous. 😎

[@SLAY218]

I love how Chris complements everybody in the beginning of every single video. It just makes me feel so much better.😊

[@deannadoak638]

I know she is such a good person I hope she makes a lot more videos because she makes me feel bubbly inside and warm

[@deannadoak638]

she is the basic incarceration of Fred Rogers but the girl version

[@liaprlzilka]

Kris”

[@JAC3773]

​@@liaprlzilka Kris**

[@Raiden_emy]

*kris *

[@harell1419]

I hope kris get's all the love and happiness she gives us through her videos. your the best kris!

[@grahamswinamer9188]

yes

[@nizzybee60]

Absolutely!

[@mycatissalem]

yAuR

[@nancymote571]

❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@AtMyBorders]

3:47 It does look like the brick I had to use while doing some sleep tests but it could be for another pathology. It combines an EEG, an ECG and also monitors your breathing (in case you have seep apnea). Cables are linked to electrodes, like the one on their forehead, placed on the chest and scalp. Theirs is a real mess tho, when I do my tests it's strapped to my chest, not hanging (which is nice bc that shit is heavier than expected) and the nurses/doctors chose short cables I couldn't mess up in my sleep. It looks more like those sterotypical terrorist or kidnapped victim in cop series with bombs about to explode on them and less like a spaghetti noodle mess we see in the tik tok. Still a pain to sleep with.

[@JKage22]

I was also wondering what it was, thanks

[@pineappleducks3177]

I’m getting an eeg I think it’s called it’s the brain one where they monitor brain waves. Thanks for explaining

[@AtMyBorders]

@@pineappleducks3177 Exactly ! EEG is for the brain and ECG is for the heart :)

[@liannapfister8255]

Yeah that thing was 100% for a sleep study

[@olaoduntan842]

Yup i have acute sleep apnea and when i had to do that for my sleep study it was so uncomfortable. Like how am i meant to sleep when i feel like i have jumper cables strapped to me

[@benjaminbailey9370]

I love how she repeatedly compliments us and then follows up with relatable content

[@froggystuff7025]

Me: This vid so funny! That one person: Can we just appreciate how much effort Kris puts into her videos? Like, she deserves a round of applause!

[@michtelle]

@thislemon had the same exact comment as that one person

[@tonyjuarez4082]

That one person you mean the whole entire community except us two

[@Weird123]

Opp 😂

[@asherb938]

potato

[@kimberlyhunter7185]

​@@tonyjuarez4082two? What about me?

[@firecxtyt4505]

We can all agree that Kris is just the perfect person if you have a bad day, right?

[@Ockyaf-_-]

Yep.

[@ravengirl9014]

The way she complements us just makes me happy I love her so much!

[@CannonRaw]

4:45 " I'm terrible at opening things. " I don't know a lot of people like your openings for the compliments.

[@Izu_mi1]

2024? Anyone??

[@briselvalenzuela7827]

𝓜𝓮 𝓘'𝓶 𝓲𝓷 2024

[@sharonwhite7707]

Yeah I’m in 2024

[@Egames7]

Me

[@Memess-j5u]

What is with all these people in these old ass videos being like AnYoNe HeRe In 2024

[@sharonwhite7707]

@@Memess-j5u idk

[@lotsakids98]

There is nothing better than a kallmekris video on a Saturday 😊 Also you are looking SNATCHED today, your hair, your make-up, beautiful! Most KZbinrs don't really care about their subscrbers, but you are different, that's why I like you kris! You make everyone's day much better, we really appreciate you! Love yah! ❤

[@thewhiskeybullet8470]

i love how she always gives us a little complement that makes our day so much better

[@alanaboisseau2119]

Guys just take a moment to realize that Kris is like the best, funniest person we know and that she always knows what to say to cheer us up and everyday I look forward to one of her videos

[@violetvalenzuela8969]

hear hear😊😘

[@bvttercvpx]

@@violetvalenzuela8969 I’m pretty sure it’s here here

[@--6931]

Literally every comment

[@evaaz69]

this is so true and i also love how she tells us new things about herself sometimes in her videos

[@violetvalenzuela8969]

@@bvttercvpx Oh shut up

[@amymattaliano7634]

Don't forget that when Riley dressed up for Halloween, she wanted to be Batman, so Janet improvised the costume. When she went trick or treating, and was asked what kind of candy she wanted, Riley said, "Justice." The she asked, "Where is she?" The guy on the roof yelling, "Rachel," immediately reminded me of that.

[@Tiagogprata]

6:05 "I like to break my teeth on stuff..." She has refined tastes

[@Elinor_ellie]

4:12 when the lights went off I was like “new bought hunting video soon!” 😂😂😂😂

[@ninockastar1]

Aaand my shitty day just got a little better. Thank you Kris, for everything you do, for every video, for every compliment, we apreciatte you so much. I hope you realize how amazing you are and what a diference you make. Girl, thank you for being you ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@melisa7294]

When I'm going through a hard time, Kris' content is where I go. Thank you for always making me laugh🖤 Could you please wish me luck with writing my thesis😞 I'm trying to finish my study Urban Design and Landscape Architecture

[@norahicks8723]

I love the way kris complements us every video it makes me happy❤️🥰

[@Zukari_]

0:47 It's him. I've finally found him. The man from the math problems.

[@ryanthompson5576]

I appreciate the fact that Kris provides us with laughs and makes our day better. I’ve been going through it lately, so I appreciate your kindness! 💕

[@gotatinygyatt]

i feel so bad for the gurl in the hospitle contraption because, they're always like, "ok get some good sleep tonight because, were tracking you!" the next day: "So you're sleep seemed to be very minimal, and interupted, are you ok?" "FUCK NO!"

[@paydayh4656]

I appreciate how in every video Kris makes my day by giving us a complement. Love it!

[@courtneyshepard9040]

Kris: Drink alcohol, kids! Me(An actual 12 year old) ………Otay!

[@paydayh4656]

@@courtneyshepard9040 Oh my goodness lmao. Love that XD

[@Redfur_wcue]

You said you gotta try ice cream right in the middle of me eaten my ice cream 😂

[@elliemayers8]

Kris I was having a horrible day. Curled in a ball. When I got a notification from you I sat up immediately. I love you so much

[@pvic6959]

Hey Ellie, if you accept it I'm sending you internet hugs. Hang in there!

[@xmonmonx]

0:37 that's the same with me but it's either eating, drinking, cutting something open, painting something using Tip-ex, or putting my fingers into or under sharp things. A typical day for me!

[@lilabean.ster2]

You just want to try it, like it’s not self harm, you don’t want to hurt yourself, you just want to touch something you know is hot, or sharp just to see what happens

[@vaishnaveegotad1725]

Hi Kris , i know everyone says this but your compliments literally make my day even better thank you Kris ❤️

[@Miranda11280]

Me: rewinding and puckering up for Kris’s kiss at the beginning 😂❤

[@seochangbinsimp4136]

10:00 Put those gripers away 😀

[@luciajoyce23]

Put those dogs back in the kennels

[@ObsessedWithTOH]

THE TOILET WANTED PAYBACK😂😂😂😂😂😂 4:16

[@pip1486]

Kris always makes us laugh! Always the best videos on KZbin ❤️

[@pandasquad9634]

2:42 so accurate, they always be staring at us and its kinda kreppy

[@star.interlude]

"Don't drink hand sanitizer, kids!" me, a teenager: WELL I GUESS I'M LET OFF FROM THIS RULE!

[@NativeWarrior88]

The funny part of the capri sun one is that I am the one who is martial arts trained! My Mom would have said, "in that case, let me grab a snack because youre about to get your ass kicked!" 😅

[@chauntelbernard7395]

Literally I love Kris so much, like she inspires me so much. I love how she also just gets straight into the video. We love you so much Kris 💖💖

[@chauntelbernard7395]

@@Instabruh.User.. Sir no, kallmekris will always be my favorite and have the best content ever

[@chauntelbernard7395]

@@Instabruh.User.. ofc no offense

[@jessereid8482]

5:55 your love language is defininely food, isnt it?

[@racheldekker7590]

3:39 Fun fact: a kid in my old school did drink it, and he got drunk

[@ShakiraSmylie]

I really love how kris makes everyone laugh 😂❤

[@lilbeastykid2288]

I love how kris starts the video with a complement

[@litazebrasky5033]

I was having a breakdown and the moment kris complimented us was the moment i stopped crying and smiled

[@WITHPREPPYMM2]

I feel like she knows when I’m sad or stressed of what emotions I feel she always makes my day better and I have been stressed so thank you kris :)

[@vinitae2358]

Kris always makes our day better 💓

[@UrDailyDoseOfTheories]

The fact she knows I’m stressed is honestly crazy. She always knows how her viewers are feeling and it’s like she is phsycic lol

[@joshlowe6132]

Does anyone else feel like watching kris's videos is like climbing into bed after a stressful day? Like your comfortable warm and slowly destressing just by being there

[@imthemothwhoscareshobi8357]

Heya girl! I'm back 🤩 These tiktoks are funny as heck..😂😂 I can tell that you carefully compile tiktoks for your videos and that makes it worth watching.! Keep up with the good work, stay healthy, eat well and always remember that: Love ya Kris~~~❤

[@markitstrategic]

6:18 Not gonna lie her finger looks like Elmo

[@andi5743]

Kris, I just wanna thank you. You make me laugh even through the toughest times, I am recovering from surgery and your videos make the pain go away. Thanks so much!

[@mushroom7604]

Hope it went well for you :D

[@pvic6959]

1:22, Kris you amazing as you are!!! That said, you do what makes you happy :) what makes me happy is watching your videos!!

[@Zranitzi]

My entire friend group agrees that these are the best stress relief videos on youtube

[@JolieOli]

She compliments us every video, so now I have to return the favor. Kris, you have a very likeable personality, I appreciate that you take time out of your day... Everyday just to post a video on TikTok, and sometimes KZbin. When I watch your video and listen to one of your nice compliments it makes me feel so much better. Also, you're great at accents and just acting in general. You are very amazing

[@Eclipse0w0]

How did you know I was STRESSED and DEPRESSED 😂

[@AlexAizawa]

Heyyyy

[@nzofn]

You were first

[@charlee.4257]

@UCK5WJFItfyKkXr3gUX3mtwQ ues

[@AlexAizawa]

@@nzofn I didn’t even realize- 😧

[@youcantakemehottogo]

Heyyyyy

[@AlexAizawa]

@@youcantakemehottogo hello! ^^

[@avihoy5499]

watching kris is like my favorite part of the day.

[@narayanrakhecha1095]

7:30 you are already preety here a air hug ...

[@Lanie-m5b]

Intoxicated is also a word love you Kris😂❤

[@KawaiiPrincess_Love]

3:38 hand sanitizer is a different type of alcohol, the one we can drink without dieing (as long as it's not too much) is ethanol, most hand sanitizers use propanol or isopropanol, many mix different types of alcohol so it is not so bad for the skin. Anyhow, technically you could get kind of drunk on hand sanitizer, but if that's not treated immediately (the ironic part is that for said treatment, doctors basically fill you up with highly concentrated ethanol, explaining that would take way too long), you are most likely to die a painfull, terrible death.

[@bumblebee_duh666]

Fun fact: when you are getting a shot don’t eat for the whole day (only eat after the shot) and drink orange juice you won’t feel a thing

[@chexmessjunior3378]

Best comment I have seen today 😂

[@alyssabrown-carleton6173]

What kind of shot? 🥃💉

[@bumblebee_duh666]

@@alyssabrown-carleton6173 NEEDLES

[@bumblebee_duh666]

@@chexmessjunior3378 wha

[@declynn28]

The way she knows I am stressed and the video hasn't started yet.❤

[@kritisieze5784]

8:02 _That's what she said_ 😏

[@chloebriggs5205]

She has a very 1950’s look going on with the denim top, blonde hair with the black bandana and then the red lipstick ❤ kris is my go too channel to watch, then rewatch again and again 🤣 she’s hilarious

[@septemberlynn5530]

Whenever I am feeling down I know all I have to do is pull up any random Kallmekris video and She will instantly make me feel better. Thank you Kris for saving me countless hours and thousands of dollars on therapy.

[@simonsugarman4323]

I really enjoy watching your videos it makes me laugh a lot your comedy and kindness shouldn’t go unnoticed 😂

[@saga7854]

4:08 Hey Kris! Idk if you know this already or not, but there is a medicin that you can eat that makes you able to eat things with lactose in it. I am lactose intolerant aswell, so I can conferm that they work. :)

[@aaronhaas9817]

You don’t need breast implants, Kris. You are perfect just the way you are

[@meh4k]

we all know kris is the only one who makes actual funny faces

[@Ash-e5h]

"Don't drink Hand sand drink alcohol" wise words from kris

[@caidenvirk911]

I love how kris complements us so I’m going to do it back. I love your hair it’s so amazing and your makeup it’s gorgeous and I love your eyes and your so nice and intelligent 😀😀😀

[@shutthehellupplaese]

*THE DEMONS ARE HERE* 01:04

[@Creepy_Arts]

4:43 this one time we were making shirts in school and I didn’t know which shirt size I was, so I tried to pull the tag closer to me so I knew what shirt size I was and it came cleanly off, stitches and all. We just used the tag for reference because it was completely intact.🤣

[@michaelmay5453]

One thing that is really weird is that from your videos and your throw away comments I've learned to understand my granddaughter in a whole new way. My daughter is as me, a high performing individual that was probably driven way too hard by a young dad who didn't know any better because he was a moron but with my granddaughter I do. She has you to thank for that in a way. You're doing good Kris, better than you think and even though we never met and I don't know you, I'm kinda proud of you. I just hope you accept that as it's meant, it doesn't meany anything more than it says but it does mean just that. One week left to Christmas, I hope you get everything you ever wished for. I love Christmas though we don't celebrate it here, we celebrate Jul, as we did before they tried to christianise us, the northern crusades never really worked.

[@tegs0607xx]

you're so sweet

[@Livelaughlove_rat]

My grandma does not watch kallmehkris vids 😭

[@Livelaughlove_rat]

@Liv_DoesArt! thank you!

[@teebee9735]

👍🏻

[@gremlynenergy1714]

Thanks for the laughs Kris, needed that. Also i just wanted to say that i love your different outfits and makeup you wear in every video, you always look so pretty and i like that about you!

[@Cenetra-pc5rd]

Love Sneezin’-Cheesin’ 😂😅

[@duncanp.anderson5073]

Happy birthday Jimmy, I hope you keep helping lots of people for years to come

[@SomeRando369]

Ummm i think you may be in a different dimension

[@paigeluvzu.]

@@SomeRando369 lol

[@Ratco0n]

3:54 it is a thing to have doctors monitor their sleeping. I have learned that from a literal tv show. It has helped me a lot in life 💀

[@bestysareawsome]

Its good to see kris in good health, love you kris❤️🙂

[@Lavender_Luna1410]

3:00 got me a bit concerned… 0-0 Lol

[@aliviaengland844]

KallmeChris is so funny. I love her keep making videos. We love them.

[@3173_Delta]

4:58 A proper snake meal would be once a week, not a day, so dare I say- get on my level 🐍

[@dragonmaster7128]

It depends on the snake.

[@rileywall9467]

Lmao

[@VO1DTHETAKER]

I love how kris said don’t drink hand sanitizer but I drink a big bottle of hand sanitizer.

[@Skielear_The_Greatest-SM]

This video is what got me into drinking ranch two years ago lol

[@potatoloverrrrr5508]

0:55 it’s the dude from maths questions that buys 82 oranges

[@SaladRL]

NOOOOOOO 5:45 THE PIZZA WAS UPSIDE DOWN NOOOOOOOOOO

[@Minty_hotchocolateee]

I don’t think it was 😅

[@misswilliams6508]

I use a spork A spork is a spoon and a fork combined I love it so much Here is a complete for you Kris You are a great person to be in life and the world we love you❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@ItzAthena97979]

2:49 same like BABIES look at me and smile at me and I will try to smile but then I will get nervous and I'm not good with babies.

[@CySe-f6d]

BtW don't even care if i'm the only one, but i love it when you do the anchorwoman. So well timed, my ears be "yay" and i'm oh yeah, she be doing that sometimes...

[@Millie82412]

3:57 "u should try ice cream" Me: I'm lactose intolerant 🥲 Her 3 seconds later "Im lactose Intolerant "

[@MDD-z4k]

"what is that man doing with all those oranges?" He's CLEARLY the guy from the math problems who had HUNDREDS of oranges in his truck😂

[@crystalsundeen8647]

Ya kris TOTALLY a "family friendly channel"😂😂😂 love yuh kris!!!💅👏👊🤘

[@Rusty352]

Ахахахах, недавно наткнулся на твои KZbin shorts, это было забавно особенно с бабушкой, so thanks a lot, it’s really funny

[@Skimpsxs]

“And I know your stressed” *me making a duck sticker* “…yeah.”

[@KATELYN244]

Is it me or does she look like the girl from Alice in Wonderland

[@mossybeewasteland]

Alice? She doesaa

[@Potato-Pengu]

The person I belive you are talking about is the main/title character of Alice in Wonderland... aka Alice...🌹🐇❤️🎩⏱️😺... but I also think that alive didn't have piercings or airpods and had longer, more yellow hair... but otherwise yeah😅

[@JUPITER220_67]

I haven't done this for a long while but I have too! Kris your Red lipstick is GORGEOUS

[@amandasmith5304]

2:21 KMK: what's another word for drunk Me: Intoxicated KMK: Under the influence Me: or intoxicated...

[@mandywalker3393]

This is what they attach to your body to test for sleep apnea and other sleep disorders. I've had 3 overnight tests myself. I agree with her. "How am I supposed to sleep with this thing?" The answer is very badly. I requested a light sleeping pill my third time. It let me sleep for about 4 hours straight. What's worse, they have to unhook you to use the bathroom so you are laying there unable to sleep or pee! LOL