How To Fake Speaking German With 20 Easy Sentences

"Anzeige is' raus" is not suing someone, it's reporting the person to the police. *Very* different things.

[@GetGermanized]

Oh good point! I must have had a mind blank, haha. Thanks for the clarification.

[@asperger9]

That makes sense, made me think Germans are really litigious...

[@unclebensricetime5459]

Anzeige is raus is basically the ‘im abouta end this whole man’s career’ meme

[@unclebensricetime5459]

Lockpicking Pete bruh u right

[@jeremyemilio9378]

@Lockpicking Pete German Karen aka Julia

[@uzairhussain8885]

Those are so good you can smell the "foreigner" in my German from a mile away hopefully I can save myself a bit with these

[@GxG1994]

I am going to move to Germany in less than one month and your videos are my source of inspiration. I learned so many new things from you. You are doing a great job and I want to say a big DANKE for all the effort you put in everything.

[@qlikeabunnyyt9219]

I once told a friend “Ey anzeige is raus” and she was like “hä wo hast du das bitte gelernt WAS LOS MIT DIR” 🤣

[@obeselord9501]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH IKR happens to me all the time lmaooooo hahaha

[@TiffanyHallmark]

My friend was telling me that her father-in-law had exactly one phrase down in perfect German: "Ich kann Deutsch verstehen, wenn Sie langsam sprechen" and would use it in Germany to trick clients into thinking he actually knew German. But that was the only thing that he actually "knew" or understood.

[@GetGermanized]

Brilliant 😂😁

[@silviafarfallina]

I told my german boyfriend all your "better than Ich Liebe Dich" frases and he said "your german is getting a lot better!" and I could tell he was super happy. Hehehehehe gonna try some of these.

[@jessicanite1197]

"Kartoffel und Rammstein...jaaa" 🤣🙌

[@tutainostuturuma6278]

Just what you need when you put on CV that you are able to speak german at an intermediate level!!

[@hoosieryank6731]

"It's no that bad" is an expression we use in the Midwest and it means the same thing! "You know, this ain't half-bad!"

[@emjayay]

The Midwest was settled by a lot of Germans and other northern Europeans. In Milwaukee for example in 1900 you might do just as well speaking German as English.

[@patrickmimnagh6425]

When I was in Germany in restaurants the menus were often in English. When Germans heard saying my order they would then immediately switch the conversation to English so the next time I went I would say my order with a German accent and we would proceed in German. :D lol

[@hovanti]

Dominik, this was a lot of fun-thank you! (I need something new after using my old textbook German from my school days, LOL! "Ihr seid fleißig, Ich bin sprachlos," usw.)

[@bourgeoisecurdlesnoot2284]

I randomly found your channel thanks to this video. Amazing works! Keep it up.

[@GetGermanized]

Awesome, thank you!

[@schnitzelrockmonster7294]

Honestly out of all of the language teachers I have you are probably the best one. You make learning German funny and enjoyable. Unfortunately I have had to put my German aside because my school is forcing me to learn Spanish. It is a very boring and stressful subject for me because the teachers don’t try to make it fun and I struggle to pay attention, but I need to pass it or else it will ruin my overall grade. This year is my last year of having to learn Spanish and hopefully I can focus on my German then. ❤️

[@bobbylewis2]

You can do both. Spanish at school isn't as advanced as you might think. I put minimal effort and still got an A, and I did that so I could work on German and French. Dont put German away if you like it, keep going

[@YukiTheOkami]

OK that maybe is too late but i felt the same in my school time but with english just take the basics you lern at school and make the studys you do at home fun watch your favorite movie with spanish dubbing and subtitles or find some spanish music you enjoy reserch the hobbies you enjoy in spanish or lern the vocabulary for it and practice this way with things you have interest in and as we say in germany "Aller Anfang ist schwer" "every stard is hard"

[@wondertraveller9928]

Mein Freund:New castle Untied best And Liverpool worst. Me: Du hast doch Lack gesoffen.

[@abdallahmohamed2806]

ME: Ich glaub mein Schwein pfeift

[@dontravis5657]

My favorite phrases from this video which I hope to use on my German friends were: Du hast doch Lack gesoffen Das ist gar nicht mal so schlecht Das ist nicht lache Another brilliant and fun video Dominik, vielen dank mein Freund!

[@msctube45]

I would use: 1. Frohes schaffen! 2. Lass uns heute grillen and morgen auch! 3. Mein Liebslingbier ist...Bier 4. Getrennt bitte 5. Also Ich habe ja nichts zu verbergen

[@jamescardwell2986]

This had me laughing, I learned some new phrases to have fun with. Now buying a car in Germany, Drunk or not is a good thing. Ich Lieben meine Jetta. And I do.

[@tripcode1722]

2:21 - did you say "Somewhat disgusting, but very German, as so many things"??? Lmao.

[@GetGermanized]

Maybe 😂😂

[@tripcode1722]

@@GetGermanized Aww, you should give your culture a little more credit than that! Great video and very funny, thanks for sharing. ♥️

[@Snoop_Dugg]

Just mutter ach zo and genau to yourself whenever someone speaks. They will think you understand them.

[@name_it]

As always :))) lovely video and I tried out with my friends. Their reaction was: Omg you're improving really good. Where did u hear this ? Me : Get germanized ♡♡♡

[@GetGermanized]

I'm glad it worked, haha 😁👍

[@name_it]

Du bist ganz schlimmer :))) I hope I wrote it correctly:) I learned this from them. Every day practice.

[@GetGermanized]

*ein ganz Schlimmer 😁😁

[@rohanamada7136]

this video made german fun again. back learning! tnx dude!

[@GetGermanized]

You're welcome 😊

[@federicobaggi2544]

So funny and so useful, please do more like this!

[@sprachinstitutberlindeutsc8985]

Very funny, but very true and very useful video. Thanks for sharing.

[@347walnut]

"Dass ich nicht lache." würde ich schreiben. Aber mein Lieblingstier ist der Zapfhahn.

[@pragmaticfilly0]

Damn, German phrases are ruthless...I LOVE IT! ha

[@kaleidojess]

One day I’m going to go to Germany.

[@nbamelia2944]

Why does my translator say that ‘du hast doch lack gesoffen’ means ‘you were drunk laughing’, no mention of paint? Lol

[@seifoa9018]

A lot of love from Egypt

[@---do2qd]

I love this video so much

[@ryanharriss7950]

"We have always done it like that" ( that way), dude, I thought that was an English thing... I think we are more alike than one could imagine. Tell me how to say that auf Deutsch, someone..👍

[@birgitjusgen9344]

"Wir haben es schon immer so gemacht" similar meaning: "Das wurde schon immer so gemacht" >.

[@KelarGridal]

The Scottish equivalent of "Ihr wart dann auf einmal irgendwie weg." when you get back and find your friends gone is "Well, I guess I'll go fuck myself then." And then when you find them again you repeat it again to them, even if they were just out of sight round a corner.

[@justforfunsies5000]

Dude!i thought that was only a generational German-American thing to grill meat until it’s crispy on the outside! There is nothing tastier than the crispy outer edges of a grilled steak. 🤤 Usually ends up tasting like bacon. Still have no idea how that works. 🤔😂 And this will totally blow your mind… The pig whistling thing? We Americans call groundhogs “whistle pigs”. 😂

[@GetGermanized]

Haha, es scheint, dass diese Grillvorliebe für knusprige Fleischränder nicht nur auf Deutsch-Amerikaner beschränkt ist, sondern auch in Deutschland selbst verbreitet ist! Es ist interessant zu sehen, wie sich einige Bräuche und Geschmäcker über Generationen und Kulturen hinweg erhalten haben. 😄 Das mit den "whistle pigs" ist auch eine lustige Entdeckung! Es ist immer erstaunlich, wie verschiedene Kulturen ähnliche Bezeichnungen oder Konzepte für Tiere oder Dinge haben. Danke, dass du diese interessanten Fakten geteilt hast!

[@niteu]

Where was this video when I first arrived in Germany?

[@inexcelsisdeo8475]

Something about the way u said 3:13 made me crack up

[@sebastiansilva8490]

haha es ist lustig, weil als ich in deutschland auf austausch war, hatte ich ne story auf insta gepostet und drauf geschrieben: 5 monate in deutschland - gar nicht schlecht. (hatte NIE gemerkt dass das SO deutsch war) und dann hatte ein freund von mir meine story geantwortet und meinte: hää du bist doch der echte deutsche !! "gar nicht schlecht" 😂😂

[@JasminAlvarezMusic]

Great video!

[@carlahorsdeprix3855]

Das kriegste für'n appel und 'n ei. 🤨

[@Parmesana]

some of those are difficult to say or even remember.. I usually use short sentences or a word or two..

[@TYD20]

Istentagen works uber Volkswagen now it is sound like a German

[@irgendwelchertscheche4969]

6:15 Almost work for me except Bier from Brünn and Slowakei.

[@grewdan58]

Is Mettigel something like steak tartar?

[@celianeher7637]

It is grounded raw pork meat that is fresh.

[@emjayay]

@@celianeher7637 Dressed up like a hedgehog.

[@coolalvin2]

What happened to Spargel season>??

[@jabbard73]

These words are bloody hard to say Mate .

[@coolalvin2]

Dom's favorite beer is Budweiser

[@karstengraef4157]

"Dass ich nicht lache!" mit Doppel-S bitte.

[@Anonymous-cn6zl]

I like the fire explosion effect, kinda looks like anime transition. Dein Hund ist auch schön 🙂

[@emjayay]

Danke.

[@Into-the-woods-I-go]

Ascend to Germanhood👌❤️😊

[@BenCadetThePastafarian]

wow these sound like very American expressions we must be heavily influenced by them

[@tripcode1722]

Perhaps it's just that some things are a relatively universal experience and can therefore be expressed in a variety of languages. Taxes, for instance, are pretty common in many countries and I'm willing to bet most people aren't overly enthused about addressing them.

[@pragmaticfilly0]

Anyway wanna be friends to practice German with?

[@ahmedmotawea3716]

I'm interested :)

[@alexandermorrison2218]

I kinda want to meet you. Too bad I’m in America and poor

[@alexandermorrison2218]

Danke dir

[@tobyl.1703]

*Taxes*

[@tripcode1722]

SAME.

[@AccaDC1]

Hmm I'm confused, should I still take notes from this video? lol I seriously don't know.

[@kobaltapollodorus8922]

Ich habe kein Deutsch freunde, aber ich mag zu Deutch lern! Maybe I'll be able to fake speaking German to myself one day, eh?

[@ahmedmotawea3716]

Ich habe keine Deutsch Freunde, aber ich lerne gerne Deutsch.

[@kobaltapollodorus8922]

@@ahmedmotawea3716 Danke!

[@YukiTheOkami]

@@ahmedmotawea3716 ich denke was er gesucht hat war ", aber ich möchte Deutsch lernen" (i want to /i like to lern german)

[@rudolfhortler5922]

Ordnung muss sein is being said in Silesia (Schlesien) to this day

[@BrownCameraman29]

NRIN!!! AIII NEIIINNN!!!!!

[@barbaral8347]

'So geht's nicht weiter!' klingt irgendwie sehr deutsch.

[@bernardoflores5585]

Good day Hi Dominik

[@GetGermanized]

Hey there 😊

[@bernardoflores5585]

I'm a Filipino... Do you have Filipino friends? I always watch your videos and I was amazed. How I wish I could visit Germany someday

[@buraksargin-pv8wx]

bro your amazin

[@GetGermanized]

Vielen Dank :)

[@jrw9181]

Still confused... it wasn't entirely clear, will Germans instantly think I'm german if I use some of these?

[@asperger9]

These sentences are nicht so einfach for me, ich glaube ich spinne 😂

[@johndueck526]

Do you know PLat Deutsch?

[@YukiTheOkami]

Mein Alexa ist wegen dir angesprungen XD

[@GetGermanized]

Sehr gut 😁

[@davidpark5188]

it's lovely :-)

[@spydr7768]

Das ist gut Bier 🍻. That’s my German. Oh and Kleines deutsches Mädchen. I called katja that once

[@ryanswob3583]

Anzeige ist raus is also very American if you say it in english... everyone sues everyone here XD

[@hockey_talk_1016]

I just want to learn this so evrybody in school thinks I’m a nazi

[@echt114]

"Also ich habe nichts zu verbergen." Was that a common phrase in the DDR?

[@buraksargin-pv8wx]

bro tanks for the like

[@aa-vo3wq]

Ich will nach Deutschland reisen 🇩🇪

[@defjungleofficial]

Could you attempt to speak Turkish?

[@MrEvilLP]

ist das geil xDDD

[@Benmarkk2009]

Ich verstehe nur Bahnhof

[@emjayay]

Und Hauptbahnhof?

[@Pyrusdrago]

No one will know you're not German. Ach, du spinnst.

[@samuelzev4076]

Es gibt kein Grund für mich etwas Deutsch zu falschen vor meine Freunde. Die Antworten mich immer auf Englisch trotz Rede ich die zuerst auf Deutsch. Warum wollen viele Deutscher auf Englisch reden?

[@emjayay]

If you are like me their English is better than my German, and it is painful for them to have to listen to my crap German. I've been told to just stop.

[@YukiTheOkami]

Frag ein paar amerikaner und die werden sehr wütend oder wenigstens etwas offended wenn du grillen mit bbq übersetzt. nur so als hinweis

[@jeremyemilio9378]

Slap on the meat...

[@jaclynjt8410]

Thanks for another great video!🙂