I still don’t understand why I was arrested after taking down 20 people with masks on and helping prevent more outbreaks.
@EvXShion4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@davidturner16414 жыл бұрын
The government wants population control and wants to stop you from saving lives
@TheLiamis4 жыл бұрын
Communist governments m8.
@asianfighter624 жыл бұрын
Vince A Your case would have been dismissed if you showed a MASTER KEN ANTI VIRUS CONCEALED WEAPONS permit 😂😂😂
@asianfighter624 жыл бұрын
Todd will eventually get his ANTI VIRUS MASTER BELT when he graduates this advance class for instructors from Grandmaster Ken his actual rank😂😂😂
@welshsteve20094 жыл бұрын
I visited the garage where they were repainting my truck just to see how things were progressing. The guy was wearing a mask so I took him down using all of the techniques in this video. Now my truck is sitting there half coated in primer...
@TervelBG4 жыл бұрын
Small price to pay for defeating the corona carrier. You did your duty
@davidturner16414 жыл бұрын
You saved many many lives, thank you
@kamalismy4 жыл бұрын
respect from malaysia....you're awesome
@lookandlisten57404 жыл бұрын
Better safe than sorry.... he'll thank you for it when (or if) he recovers.
@Wok_Agenda4 жыл бұрын
The bigger the mask the bigger the infection
@scottbergman86624 жыл бұрын
Best line...pansexuals are people who are attracted to cookware!
@FlourishingRootsWellness4 жыл бұрын
Scott Bergman lol, there’s some truth there, I feel married to my cast iron skillet.
@mirror85194 жыл бұрын
Or a spanish dude who's attracted to bread
@sephy9804 жыл бұрын
Pandas?
@theheadhunter24274 жыл бұрын
sephy980 underrated comment
@TamaoMizuki4 жыл бұрын
But I thought they're attracted to pans...
@TartarSauceIsNotDead4 жыл бұрын
Master Ken doesn't fear the Coronavirus, he just stares at it, _glaringly._
@Primarycore4 жыл бұрын
Because Coronavirus doesn't have gerbil face it's not squishy.
@xx-stormshadow-xx67754 жыл бұрын
he’s not the hero we deserve. but the hero we need.
@gaming8264 жыл бұрын
With the Killface🤣
@tabletlenovo7004 жыл бұрын
*menacingly
@KartikPourush4 жыл бұрын
If master Ken was a world leader, we'd have conquered the galaxy already. Too bad human laws are forced upon him.
@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y4 жыл бұрын
Master Ken, god-emperor of humanity, galactic groin-stomper.
@QuincyKane4 жыл бұрын
Videos like this really demonstrate that Ameri-Do-Te is the most complete martial art.
@sheeshama15843 жыл бұрын
The only channel that doesn't use clickbait titles cause it literally teaches you how to fight the virus. Thanks Master Ken 🙏🏾
@captainskippy66224 жыл бұрын
“A blood borne pathogen”. I spit out my sweet tea. Yes I’m in the Southern US.
That'll be shadow boxing, because one would be fighting an imaginary opponent.
@oorhood4 жыл бұрын
I guess you hurticane the weathermen, restomp Todd's groin and climatology is bullshit
@davidturner16414 жыл бұрын
I died from climate change when the global cooling of the 1970s turned me into a popsicle
@nabanitaacharjee39964 жыл бұрын
Anybody else who expected Todd to get dressed as a coronavirus?
@retroanim4 жыл бұрын
"Avoid everything Chinese" and goes on showing a Japanese sword and a Japanese edition of an American / Hong Kong movie.
@tenryuta4 жыл бұрын
95% of katanas and replicas are made in china(or 96%, not sure how many armories chinas bankrupted to this day). if it costs less than 100$ it probably comes with sars or coronavirus, maybe even a packet of smog
@Holacalaca4 жыл бұрын
Yeah thats the joke
@comebackguy88924 жыл бұрын
Master Ken doesn't screw up, the "letteropenner" was wobbly because it's Chinese crap.
@hurai89294 жыл бұрын
@@tenryuta wasn't it said, coronavirus can't get to us by shipping of packets bcs the virus wouldn't survive that long?
@totallyfrozen4 жыл бұрын
Oh....you’re THAT guy! 👍🏻
@richiskinner98104 жыл бұрын
Nice to see Todd is back and "well" :)
@u.v.s.55834 жыл бұрын
Oh yes, he is totally back and ill! So is his penis (ill). In!
@imagicyoshi85234 жыл бұрын
U.V. S. 😅😂🤣
@kevynhansyn29024 жыл бұрын
FINALLY someone ACTUALLY understands what a true "Pan"sexual really is, and it's normally the copper top. However, Leave Pineapples alone.
@megagene4 жыл бұрын
That old-school C+C Music Factory reference, though 😂
@joshuamurray94034 жыл бұрын
Master Ken is the best!!
@tpte4 жыл бұрын
He's like a cross between Lieutenant Dangle and Ron Burgundy.
@poisontitan93134 жыл бұрын
Lol
@russellzauner3 жыл бұрын
REX QUAN DO
@amongus22604 жыл бұрын
Coronavirus : exist Master Ken : Peace was never a option
@duchi8824 жыл бұрын
How to Fight the Coronavirus: 1. Be Yujiro Hanma
@zoedaemon49404 жыл бұрын
Baki father ?
@YouDieLin4 жыл бұрын
But...Yujiro Hanma can't be compared to Master Ken
@capone_pez38344 жыл бұрын
zoe daemon yea
@reapersouls92694 жыл бұрын
Give em penisilan
@BlakeGeometrio4 жыл бұрын
Yujiro would kill every virus imaginable, but could he defeat Master Ken?
@benredfield66434 жыл бұрын
Ooof as a long-time viewer, I've gotta say, that re-stomp was a particularly sharp one. I hope one day I'll have the godlike execution of Master Ken.
@velvetbluez98234 жыл бұрын
I am SO waiting for someone to take all this out of context.
@MichaelMcFearin4 жыл бұрын
Master Ken is my hero, just to watch his videos is a dream come true.
@AvengerII4 жыл бұрын
He's my favorite character to use in Street Fighter but obviously he dyed his hair and grew a mustache for these videos!
@annysyusciandika8794 жыл бұрын
Master Ken always fight everybody....badass 🎌
@SilatBegin4 жыл бұрын
Everyone is a MASTER, until Chinese people sneeze..
@uahatoxicboi98014 жыл бұрын
Safwan Hassan not just Chinese everybody because they might be infected.
@Angiepangie1013 жыл бұрын
Not cool 😕
@Angiepangie1013 жыл бұрын
@cookie monster the virus isn’t spread by the Chinese gov but western people visiting China and going back to there home countries. Either way it is not an excuse to hate on people just because of their race. What if I said I hated white people because hitler was bad? Doesn’t make sense.
@shiv78204 жыл бұрын
Respect for this guy!!
@joesondag68014 жыл бұрын
Very informative.
@saitamashii4 жыл бұрын
The groin attacks never fail to make me laugh
@Bassimbau4 жыл бұрын
Here in germany many people see this video. Thats why we fight the virus so good. Thank you!!
@andythousand3454 жыл бұрын
Master Ken shows how a true expert handles dangerous situations.
@thegoldenknight43023 жыл бұрын
This came out on my birthday.
@dylanrickard7383 жыл бұрын
Happy late b day
@imagicyoshi85234 жыл бұрын
Corona Virus 🦠 biggest fear is Master Ken❗️😎❕ Like if you agree ;)
@dongillies8610 Жыл бұрын
I am starting to love this guy Todd. A worthy disciple to The Master in the worthy cause of spreading the noble art of Ameri Do Ti
@Common_Courtesy4 жыл бұрын
Airplane, hang-gliders, tampons. Lmao
@davidturner16414 жыл бұрын
Why are you laughing... They are all so terrifying
@halohalo863 жыл бұрын
Yeah winged tampons are the worst...
@TheWorldOfRipX4 жыл бұрын
C+C .. I DIED. Plus the YT award on the wall
@mugshotmarley4 жыл бұрын
Me too. That C+C Music Factory!
@Asylumfox3 жыл бұрын
I cracked up laughing when the fireworks went off
@creeperenderman9903 Жыл бұрын
I wish I saw before I caught it could have been helpful to know how to fight it🥋🥋🥋🥊🥊🥊
@salimosman81884 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 go straight to the violence...👍👍👍
@LJAndrews19864 жыл бұрын
Restomp it's groin as always after executing a class 10 Hurticane of course.
@elie49464 жыл бұрын
Hey thats my pfp
@kevinja84 жыл бұрын
Imagine class 10, nah bro class 11 Hurticane would do you better
@LJAndrews19864 жыл бұрын
Hail Gunther and its been mine for years, got to love Rock Lee
@elie49464 жыл бұрын
@@LJAndrews1986 dude me too its been years
@LJAndrews19864 жыл бұрын
Insert the legendary spider man meme lol Quality art of my boy Lee.
@lowgrs14 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much Master Ken. I finally feel like I can be safe.
@PR-ib9zx3 жыл бұрын
AmeriDoTe has been the official hand 2 hand combat system for our tier 1 operators for years. Another fantastic video that shows why that is. Thanks Master Ken. You and the Thigh Master have truely changed my life.
@cozmikcastaway4 жыл бұрын
When he said “blood born pathogen” I just fell out laughing!!! 😝
@nabanitaacharjee39964 жыл бұрын
The famous penicillin
@davidturner16414 жыл бұрын
It's terrifying, but worth the effort to learn for self defense
@AvengerII4 жыл бұрын
No, no, no -- it's pen-iss-sillin, a drug made from a completely different mold. Just don't ask where that mold came from!
@tierarkhamus28934 жыл бұрын
Letter openers🤣🤣
@drbob2123 жыл бұрын
Todd`s ability to get hurt by anything and everything is beyond underrated! He can sell it better than an used car salesman!
@macklemorganfreeman84884 жыл бұрын
Ken: Pineapples. (Holds up avocado)
@igorivanov2994 жыл бұрын
No, that was a rotten pineapple, master Ken said so.
@kevinja84 жыл бұрын
We just gonna forget about the Korean sword he held at the beginning calling it Chinese?
@u.v.s.55834 жыл бұрын
@@kevinja8 There is corona virus in Korea too!
@igorivanov2994 жыл бұрын
@@kevinja8 That was Japanese katana, but he did say made in China.
@igorivanov2994 жыл бұрын
@@u.v.s.5583 Corona virus is everywhere now. Not just east Asia.
@paweandonisgawralidisdobrz25224 жыл бұрын
Medical pun-demic
@josesantos20844 жыл бұрын
Thanks Mster Ken! Now I feel safe!
@ahmedmoh22024 жыл бұрын
Why am I coughing and sneezing after watching this?
@nabanitaacharjee39964 жыл бұрын
Never mind.just wear a white mask and leave the dirty job to master Ken
@u.v.s.55834 жыл бұрын
Turn off the Chinese subtitles! I repeat: Turn off the Chinese subtitles on this video!
@davidturner16414 жыл бұрын
You are cold from the global cooling of the 1970s and maybe your forgot to restomp the groin Also, Chinese subtitles....
@kevynhansyn29024 жыл бұрын
No once restomped your groin yet.
@abnunga4 жыл бұрын
It's sad when there are people actually doing some of the precautions that Master Ken is recommending.
@conorstewart22144 жыл бұрын
What do you mean? We need to defend ourselves
@Drak_Thedp4 жыл бұрын
True. It is sad. They usually forget to restomp the groin. Amateurs.
@alien40534 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing 90% of you didn't understand what the C+C "Official Statement" really was. Amirite?
@Walkbi4 жыл бұрын
Alien I’m old enough to have endured the aural violence that was C+C Music Factory.....
@michellet67844 жыл бұрын
Walkbi Bah ha ha. Me too, only I fully embraced it and spent much of the early 90's dancing to 'Techno' and the like. 😂
@roncornett70844 жыл бұрын
Some of the best Coronavirus advice yet! Thanks Master Ken
@DavidBrooke994 жыл бұрын
Tampons with wings? Where can I get some of those? Asking for a friend.
@welshsteve20094 жыл бұрын
There's Always one 🤔
@davidturner16414 жыл бұрын
If you groin stomp them, you will live long and prosper... Just as long as you stay warm with global warming every time you get cold from 1970s global cooling.
@rakhit4 жыл бұрын
The "penis-ill'n" LMAO! 🤣🤣🤣
@brandonhughes179 Жыл бұрын
Something we don't talk about enough: Master Ken's triceps. Dang son!
@seanhodges78384 жыл бұрын
Only just found this hilarious take on marshal arts so I don’t know much about these boys but this I do know they are very accomplished practitioners and are f**king funny and never fail to make me piss myself with laughter.thank you and don’t stop
@sweeney373 жыл бұрын
I feel safer with this knowledge thank you master Ken
@karl24284 жыл бұрын
Now I need a tutorial by Master Ken on how to fight depression
@mikeypick14 жыл бұрын
Love your work! Thank you!
@cmillerphotos3 жыл бұрын
You're my hero, Master Ken.
@alejandroreyes88784 жыл бұрын
Master Ken, could you please enlighten me on how to fight crime with hugs and kisses like the Mexican president suggests
@tobyclain94674 жыл бұрын
Alejandro Reyes Review the ‘Master Ken vs. Tantra’ video.
@u.v.s.55834 жыл бұрын
This is an instant classic! This video really kicks asspirine!
@DR-JOHN-DEJAVU-19844 жыл бұрын
Master Ken is the type of dude to wear aviators while beating the shit out of everybody, the fact he keeps his moustache and accent for this long is god-like.
@yep49254 жыл бұрын
Anything Chinese: *whips out Katana*
@abdullahrahmani25564 жыл бұрын
Yoo thanks man in this late night you made us lough I appreciate it bro
@scottbauer714 жыл бұрын
Dang, now I want a letter opener!
@m783w4 жыл бұрын
This is going to be for America like the morning after eating spicy Thai food. Grip on tight and hope we don’t blow out and O-ring.
@damienthorne30124 жыл бұрын
President Trump & VP Pence needed to have Master Ken with them during their press conference. If anyone can ease the fear of investors it is Master Ken!
@dylanrickard7383 жыл бұрын
He's my role model.
@aiden777able4 жыл бұрын
Thanks my family will now be safe.
@ashkzel3854 жыл бұрын
Master Ken isn't afraid of the coronavirus, the coronavirus is afraid of Master Ken
@thelawless15234 жыл бұрын
Guys u rock
@ArtificierMathieu4 жыл бұрын
Bravo ! C’est excellent 😂 👍👍👍
@carmcarm82304 жыл бұрын
Awesome topic!
@AbdelAziz02054 жыл бұрын
When he said bang I lost it.
@xxdragan19694 жыл бұрын
I always knew there was a relation to pan am games and cookware...thanks master ken!
@Vixnart4 жыл бұрын
Sad day for society when the WHO has to put a disclaimer under a parody video. How stupid do globalists think we are? Hahahahaha!!! Wait.... Don't answer that.
@regularguy154 жыл бұрын
Amazing! Amha share this too!
@COHOFSohamSengupta4 жыл бұрын
The video we didn't deserve but the video we definitely needed....
@jermynwalton26964 жыл бұрын
Uh huh, started coughing in the end. New move, if you see that white mask, run like hell!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@AudioPhantom4204 жыл бұрын
Play that beat,play that beat! Bang!
@nightwolfy56693 жыл бұрын
Master Ken doesn't fear coronavirus, coronavirus fears him.
@gaming8264 жыл бұрын
Next, how to survive in North Korea🇰🇵 especially if you get sent to Labor Camp
@robertb86734 жыл бұрын
Thank you Master Ken now we are ready for the worst case.
@rehack_4 жыл бұрын
Why the fuc did my phone's stand fall in sync with the fireworks 😂😂
@bruhnt50633 жыл бұрын
This is definitely the weirdest thumbnail I've ever seen, *and I love it*
@robertofreware14 жыл бұрын
Agora sim estou preparado
@miked.52874 жыл бұрын
Who needs a doctor when you have master ken..lol..great vid guys!
@elwellington4 жыл бұрын
YES!!!! Todd is back BABY!!!!!!!
@reckneya4 жыл бұрын
Thanks to this video I am now save from the corona virus, but the video also gave me cancer.
@VitalityGracieGarage4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe Todd actually spoke!! I think this is the first time!! WOW!!!!!!
@phorewhoresman18974 жыл бұрын
Beautiful.
@flyingjeesus52504 жыл бұрын
Now I feel safe. Thanks master Ken.
@ragaso764 жыл бұрын
Master ken ....you are my heroe
@igorivanov2994 жыл бұрын
*hero
@ragaso764 жыл бұрын
@@igorivanov299 thank you
@renjoker54423 жыл бұрын
"Chinese Movies" *proceeds to show something japanese*
@thexskating4 жыл бұрын
This is so much perfection
@lovinthailand921 Жыл бұрын
I wish I’d seen this 3 years ago!
@joshuachong52044 жыл бұрын
The word Bloodbourne just had a whole new meaning...
@RobotJeeg4 жыл бұрын
You forget to sanitize your feet!
@Sonicstillpoint833 жыл бұрын
I expected the Legion of Doom look from the WWF in the 80”s with spikes on the shoulders. He had no idea how accurate this would prove to be overtime.
@thepompiers-official4 жыл бұрын
FANTASTICO !!!!
@tienkami2 жыл бұрын
I was expecting Master Ken to spray Todd with a sanitizer spray.