How to flatzone

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In-depth guide on how to efficiently make all your friends not want to invite you over for smash ever again
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[@mr.gamewatch1143]

*I approve this.*

[@crazyarceus4617]

yooooo

[@cameronkirkpatrick1310]

Do you remember me? I play you the most out of any character in the game. read more

[@vadsap6643]

I am your 90th!!

[@defaultio2798]

@@cameronkirkpatrick1310 *are you challenging me?*

[@cameronkirkpatrick1310]

@@defaultio2798 yes

[@CreepsMcPasta]

I give this guide a 9

[@NaanosVEVO]

How the fuck does this not have more likes

[@Uncontrollable_Sphere]

It’s him

[@SlammedOnGasoline]

The spook man

[@jacobsummerfield9649]

I get creepy vibes from this guy

[@bakaking1951]

yes

[@Hynet1]

"Before the game was released, his forwards smash used to inflict racism" "But even after the nerf..."

[@lordsupersucc]

Based Albino

[@swaggin1716]

That better be ironic, Dean

[@lordsupersucc]

@@swaggin1716 racism is epic ngl

[@deantyoowon6439]

@@swaggin1716 Of course it is! It's just the fact that albino called that a "nerf" that make me react.

[@dermancanitez7976]

@@lordsupersucc research burritogate

[@billyhorchel5429]

“Because end lag isn’t real.” Someone had to say it.

[@legendaryfailure]

its fiction

[@Moss_Dude]

He's the new smash 4 cloud

[@geckmelon]

2:26

[@RealityRogue]

“It’s fiction” killed me

[@_V.Va_]

We made it up.

[@mechaapple7552]

I learned one thing for this, *don’t let Ganondorf sneeze*

[@TROOPERG]

If the sneeze doesn’t kill corona will

[@younglink3924]

Corona

[@spongebobplushiestuff8612]

Or cough

[@thenacho6354]

Poison damage

[@bananaspice1967]

Hey, i found my old account. Nice

[@ThePelum]

"The Retard Magnet" is actually the perfect way to describe it lol

[@rickyricardo4125]

TheMuffinMan ganandolf’s black heel in a nutshell

[@rnnenzo]

gamer potato

[@jpcreeper13]

His accent makes it sound hilarious lmao

[@id_prox]

2:11 c o m p l e t e l y i n v i n c i b l e

[@starranger4104]

Why? *It doesn't matter*

[@blackandwhite5252]

Fun fact: paper, being derived from wood, is actually really heavy. It’s the fact that you only take a sheet at a time that makes it seem light.

[@blackandwhite5252]

@Nestor Valenzuela in comparison to steel, maybe. But it’s still quite heavy... try lifting some logs if you happen to come across some

[@everkade]

Fun fact indeed, but our flat boi is as flat as they come. He shouldn't even have mass if we assume he's truly 2d... :,( He'll still kill you at 10% tho

[@kidwhat6664]

by that logic, the majority of the things we know (besides Hydrogen and Helium) were created by Stars, really big stars. So, by comparison, that wood was once an incredibly dense mass of heat, light, and endless nuclear fissions.

[@sansblueye3876]

@@everkade he isn’t actually made of paper. His ammunition shows that he is actually 3D (camera view uses a different model than in game)

[@everkade]

@@sansblueye3876 He has a 3D model, but the z-axis of that model is set to approximately 0 (float at 0.01*). This shows mostly when he's being throwed, but the point is in game and on the camera view it's flat.. even if there is a 3D model used, it's being flattened

[@CheeseBlaster]

"So light that if Ganondorf sneezes in your direction *lego yoda death* " I dont think I laughed that much in a very long time

[@cameron4143]

fix death stranding

[@AntiVirusYT]

Characters who rely exclusively on projectiles, *Now actually have to play the game*

[@TheCheesiestNacho]

That absolutely killed me X,D

[@antivirus2342]

dafuq your name is antivirus

[@AntiVirusYT]

Anti Virus #2 lol coincidence, I’ve had this name about 2 years

[@antivirus2342]

@@AntiVirusYT i discover my name about 3 years on the dead game called plazma burst 2 also never heard about you tho

[@anthonyscrittorale2647]

Original

[@goat6990]

Incorrect, just spam side B and buy a lottery ticket.

[@Trizic_]

Lmao

[@DanielDangerous]

If it ain't nine,I ain't got time

[@RallyLancer95]

PK Fire

[@goat6990]

@Crusader Chan praise the 9

[@BabuBabu-ip6oh]

Hero has TWO lottery tickets: Smash attacks and Down B

[@jyacthepianoman]

“Or just pick fire emblem and spam N-Air like an absolute degenerate.” *thank you for that*

[@not_ike]

I'm an Ike main and i can confirm that's true

[@lilkxdude5659]

As a Robin main I too spam nair offstage for quick stonks

[@combativeThinker]

“Now I shall give you death in return.”

[@mathunit1]

Stupid thing is that GnW's nair is also degenerate and spammable as hell. :P

[@Stargenese]

I main terry dr mario and mr game and watch. FIGHT ME RIGHT NOW.

[@falcon219]

I saw a comment like this: ““Just spam nair with a Fire emblem character like a degenerate” Palutena: am i a joke to you?” Guys, she’s from fire emblem, she’s called Rhea

[@jackdominguez207]

It’s one of the top comments now

[@slved]

Just reply to the comment

[@falcon219]

kool cid I can’t find it oof

[@khemically6124]

Yeah but Palu isnt as t h i c c

[@samuelherrera7462]

Bruh he really called em out

[@KorotasGeckoGamingCorner]

"Just pick Fire Emblem and spam nair like a degenerate" Palutena: Am I a joke to you?

[@vintage3465]

Yep

[@adamxue6096]

Wt do you mean? She is literally the goddess of Fire Emblem Incarnate! Or... Recarnate, Alternate, wtevers.

[@KorotasGeckoGamingCorner]

@@adamxue6096 I find it kinda funny simply because the other FE character Nairs do not compare to Ike's one bit

[@clickpause8732]

Nonono, he's referring to the fact Ike *is* Fire Emblem. That is his true name. He is the platonic ideal of Fire Emblem characters.

[@KorotasGeckoGamingCorner]

@@clickpause8732 He sure is now, remember when he was low tier? xd

[@sanikfast4639]

You forgot about his dash attack that makes the floor is lava look like a kids game

[@sinnydeas]

Isn't the floor is lava a kids game?

[@VaporwaveVixen]

r/woooosh

[@jackdominguez207]

RimsyyNeedSoda don’t

[@edmondYJ]

That action figure ad was on point. "Its is heavily resistant" *chucks it to the ground *BONK

[@65FM1Edits]

3:07 "Instant death" Snake: AAAAAAAH

[@adreamer5920]

Disappointed G&W isn't just dancing the whole video

[@Connor_Kirkpatrick]

Dunno what you’re talking about *He’s Groovin’*

[@antivirus3100]

69th liked

[@epowga1811]

There is 10 hour version just for you

[@franciscovaldes4107]

You know where can i find that dance?

[@lecheetoman8608]

@@franciscovaldes4107 kzbin.info/www/bejne/qYnZk3dvgs93ea8

[@jamjam3075]

0:20 Ridley mains: *Look around nervously*

[@plank9456]

Yaa but ridley's nair doesnt combo into everything at every percent like ikes

[@justarandommimikyu8474]

GregPlaysGames Yeah, but it does combo into itself at low percents, and let’s be honest that’s the only combo you’ll ever need.

[@BigWesProductions]

*Palutena mains

[@Goat-np9rs]

Link

[@Rain-Bow]

Dr. Mario

[@shallowphoenix]

I played this lovely character back in brawl and didn’t really understand why everyone hated me for it, now I understand and I’m only more proud of myself

[@JeremyBX]

“Who Created Kirby?” Sakurai when he was creating Kirby: 2:50

[@benbaez6044]

"Until they, like me, completely sell out." This is actually amazing comedy, holy crap

[@LPFDVRemiot]

funniest moment in the vid to me

[@knightlight9691]

I like how it’s already demonetized

[@AznVinc3nt]

how can you tell

[@Febreezcan]

@@AznVinc3nt you just know

[@knightlight9691]

There is no yellow dots on the red bar at the bottom of the screen the one at the end is his end screen not an ad Also KZbin likes tom demonetize him 🤷‍♂️

[@BronzeAgePepper]

his channel was demonetized way back before Fortnite Remastered, but if it wasn't before it definitely is now for having the word "retard"

[@CalebLegend]

@@BronzeAgePepper and there isnt a way to get it remonetized?

[@vladtepes2667]

Bring back the feather he was are only Native amercian rep

[@MFBERSERKER]

0:21 I feel so fucking bad for that ken player

[@decoykid]

Finally Now time to bully the people who bully me because I use game and watch

[@pinksywedarnoc8017]

I use game and watch too!!! Now I can be an MASTER at using game and watch (I already know how to use him)

[@dee4890]

Mr game and watch and banjo are my mains

[@233_julius]

@@pinksywedarnoc8017 mii too (get it)

[@pinksywedarnoc8017]

Yep I get It it's a great pun!!!

[@Shrreder]

Lyxorjing リクソージン same

[@phantomplushiesan]

"What this means is that whenever you fight any character who rellies on projectiles, they now actually have to play the game" *how am i supposed to win?!*

[@harrisondalrymple6053]

Got eem

[@CybernikTheHedgehog]

Some characters can grab from afar, so people are going to use Link against G&W, if you can't fight it by spamming projectiles nor by attacking him normally, you're going to simply pummel him until he dies.

[@phantomplushiesan]

That killed me tbh lmaoo

[@thecatcoin820]

Cybernik The Robot As if G&W wasn’t already flat enough

[@user-fe7qe5vl4g]

Easy, just pick someone annoying who doesn't have projectiles and spam.

[@vomerconch9795]

“Do you want to be an asshole to your friends?” By golly gosh, now you’re speaking my language.

[@agustinibarra6391]

2:12 i laughed my ass off

[@cogahan]

That fucking image of the smiling guy kills me every time and had me rolling

[@memerio1458]

Things that Game and Watch can relate to: Pancakes. Paper. Napkins. Most Hentai Protagonists Personally. Lucina’s Chest.

[@Retarded_Ape]

M E M E R I O napkins make me SO FUCKING HARD

[@greystone2835]

You didn't just flame Lucina's chest...

[@Retarded_Ape]

Tryy lucinas chest also gets me really hard

[@hectorthe1444]

Imagine having a washboard getting you hard

[@Retarded_Ape]

Slade Wilson imagine not getting hard over a washboard, better yet napkins

[@memenazi7078]

He’s not lying, he would have been sued big time

[@Oretal]

Damn man

[@Viperbro_FGC]

why so ?

[@memenazi7078]

I was just trolling lmao

[@shadowphil5887]

"So now projectile spamming character have now to actually play the game." Samus, link, ness, Banjo: "But how does that work??"

[@aaroncuffee3079]

I know this is from a year ago and all but no way you called Ness a projectile spamming character.

[@shadowphil5887]

@@aaroncuffee3079 PK Fire

[@x_xtikikaix_x7458]

Every time “why, it doesn’t matter” gets me

[@dominatornh981]

I fear no 3D man, but a 2D one? That’s something else altogether.

[@acrejoejoeshabadoo894]

2:49 But then Sakurai said... *Chinese words* [unknown language] my sides.

[@guilhermeribeiro7733]

That one killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@augustobs24]

Does anyone know where the sound comes from?

[@Zyjem]

@@augustobs24 Hokuto no Ken (Fist of The North Star) 1984, you'll hear this sound in just about every episode, typically followed by a guy exploding into gore.

[@leodiusd4858]

@@Zyjem they are referring to the words

[@elcalabozodelandroide2]

@@leodiusd4858 its just gogle translation , en español colocas arroz con leche and then you hear the translation

[@LucarioredLR]

"The only attack in Super Smash Ultimate that will make a Snake main take his finger off the B button" *PFFTTT*

[@vigil0117]

2:55 i burst out laughing at this, i’m a snake main, this is hilarious

[@jen1447]

Not even a nerf can nerf those muscles of Game & Watch

[@vladtepes2667]

Snake and Samus should be taking notes

[@huskybucky1861]

This was surprisingly informative. *I shall take notes.*

[@allendu5954]

"The only move that makes Snake mains take their finger off the B button" PSI Magnet: am I a joke to you?

[@thewolfman5362]

*YES*

[@dylsterx8415]

*YES*

[@spongebobplushiestuff8612]

Samus and dark Samus be screwed

[@gamingmaster6377]

Well, the bucket also protects you from Link/Young Link/Toon Link's arrows, boomerangs and bombs, and other solid, non-explosive projectiles.

[@ProfVibes]

PSI magnet doesnt absorb physical projectiles, so it doesnt effect Snake

[@thesquidi144]

1:47 im german and i understant everything he says and it wasn‘t nice

[@miggaf414]

ich musste das zweimal sehen bis ich gemerkt hab dass das Deutsch war

[@thesquidi144]

@RoiEx keine Ahnung

[@moritarisiert4330]

Im Fluchen sind wir am besten.

[@Laffey0]

Ja

[@themiloyt3111]

Where is the audio from?

[@hitachidragon5589]

"Just pick a Fire emblem character and Nair like a degenerate" *Mr game and Watch's grab, to up- air and Nair* Huh looks like everyone is a degenerate.

[@AlbinoVEVO]

Yea i was gonna make a point about nair being game and watches bread and butter, but it didn't fit my narrative

[@jeremycordero3029]

Yup. Nair city is LIT

[@jesseperrella4022]

@@AlbinoVEVO makes sense

[@MangoBoat]

Additional pro tip: pray to RNGesus and throw out as many hammers as humanly possible also nair constantly

[@Wapako]

Characters who play projectile: MR game and watch: i'm gonna end this mans whole career

[@tacoboii4868]

Albino talking about how fast Youtooz's sell out: "and that usually takes less than a day" albino's youtooz still hasn't sold out yet after a month *triggered albino noises*

[@RayStinky]

i just started maining him, everyone who knows me hates me forever. Thanks for the help, Albino!

[@godhaloknight6332]

*So what if we could actually hit a "10" on Judge?* *WHAT IF WE COULD HIT A "0" ON JUDGE?!* 10 - Gain a Stock/Point 0 - Lose a Stock/Point

[@sketch-eee4165]

So kamikaze and a golden flag item.

[@nsanity4624]

I would rather have: 0 - Does no damage at all, and you gain 30% 10 - *DEATH*

[@helpimtrappedinausernamefa1756]

@@nsanity4624 That 10 is just the normal 9 though

[@spaghettisouls2025]

10 and 0 have a 1 in a thousand chance of happening

[@shattermelon496]

10 is 9 but the hitbox covers the screen

[@just_a_randomkid7130]

2:10 I'm going to be honest I personally find the invincibility on Lucas's up smash to be much easier to time properly

[@thedudeguy242]

As an Isabelle main that last point felt just like home, looks like we found a secondary today, boys.

[@Nesto_]

“Even if you’re Swedish” I feel called out

[@dellerus6436]

I couldn’t agree more

[@isakhjelm9463]

Exactly

[@TheRibbonRed]

Did someone say flat? Does flat female characters count?

[@edgelordmcgee966]

no flat is bad oppai is truth

[@peterneelson639]

@@edgelordmcgee966 flat is justice.

[@boop6428]

@@peterneelson639 the duality of man

[@MyLeg_Fred]

Sure

[@kingdedede5570]

so i guess lucina is ms. game and watch

[@stevemp7]

I cant believe ive never watched your content before, the editing style and narration is the perfect sporadic mix of humor for me

[@ScoobyMcSnack]

Your editing is freaking fantastic man. Keep up the good work.

[@JorgeTorres-wy3wq]

You have opend my eyes to the absolute GLORY that is playing game & watch...

[@TheRedRhinoGamer]

G&W is a really fun character. Was playing with friends as G&W, and the others were Ganon and jigglypuff. Ganon got slept and I walked up and got a 9 on him. Greatest moment of my life

[@Husky478]

I’m dying at the part “For any characters that rely on projectiles, they now have to play the game” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@i_am_the_mid_fight_masses]

“End lag isn’t real” my favorite quote of all time

[@FirstNameLastName-mn9sz]

1:25 "All of his moves except for one has some sort of use" *G&W's forward air sweating nervously*

[@jackhumphries1087]

Falling forward air is great for pressuring shields, since you can fall with the bomb, and as it’s exploding on your opponent’s shield you essentially get a free grab

[@inferno7892]

​@@jackhumphries1087meanwhile up-tilt...Is just actually completely worthless.

[@starranger4104]

3:18 when you lock her in the bacon

[@i_respect_wamen_4898]

"Every one's gangsta untill Mr flat 🅱️oi came in"

[@skepticnabbix4871]

I absolutely love how you edit your videos, makes me laugh all the dam time.

[@ChewChewbeats]

3:18 had me crying man 😭

[@dominatornh981]

It’d be the end of the world if what was in the thumbnail really happened.

[@samuelvilz]

I keep coming back to this video for the edit at 0:08... Perfection...

[@thefilmfrontier6822]

I can’t tell if he was joking when he said his sponsors would sue him if he didn’t get this video out

[@knightlight9691]

Let’s be honest this video triggered Fire Emblem mains

[@CottidaeSEA]

I do have to say I feel a bit targeted.

[@iwiffitthitotonacc4673]

the anime characters may be the most boring ones in Smash

[@CottidaeSEA]

@@iwiffitthitotonacc4673 They aren't anime characters though? I suppose you mean the style, but the statement is a bit iffy.

[@Arilinity]

@@iwiffitthitotonacc4673 "anime" and y'all still ask for shantae.

[@staticparsley6262]

As a Roy main, it didn't.

[@guitarsforcuttlefish]

0:38 oh god no, I know those hands, why WHY MAN?! I liked your stuff!

[@Drakeerob]

1:17 Don't know why this made me want to eat a bowl of Captain Crunch.

[@Drakeerob]

@RedSamuraiZero It was a good bowl of captain crunch

[@PBLKGaming]

Lots of good stuff in here. Very accurate. Especially the part where your friends will hate you if you play him. Can confirm. Just a couple of small corrections. 1. Up B is frame 3 not 2 2. G&W spams Nair with the rest of them 3. Chef doesn't use potatos. It's sausage ham and fish. Great editing. Great info. Great G&W.

[@Quent7]

"dU kLeInEr vErFiCkTeR hUrEnSoHn" Deutsche be like : was. erkenne ich dort einen, deu-deutschen kommentar.

[@kimi8938]

quent HAHAHAHAHAHA true 😂😂

[@spaghettisouls2025]

I don’t speak game and watch

[@linus2490]

@@spaghettisouls2025 He's speaking the language of gods

[@williesan6255]

try leute, moinmax hier

[@silkenemperor]

2:18. You're wearing a big daddy helmet.

[@cotton1204]

I actually love the idea of a satirical character analysis. Please do more of these. And if you do, pls do Joker!

[@Vampyno]

Dude that Jazz Jackrabbit 2 menu theme on the vinyl announcement is so fucking awesome I love that song, might be my favorite game menu one

[@reave715]

How to ness ➡️🅱️

[@toastee4022]

go ahead get in since yo ass wanna act energy based projectile

[@teddyg3333]

Wtf is a ness I only know the character pk fire

[@reave715]

@@justkenzid cool

[@hourglasshotline2167]

“Do you enjoy killing people by accident?”

[@kosinparuchabutr4007]

laughs in hero top deck

[@jeremiahevans6403]

Rng

[@bobroctopus2210]

Manslaughter

[@migueltapiaduran5476]

Hands off, this is one of my favourite videos on youtube

[@Mr3ggb0i]

yahiamice being Pacman: E A T T H E A P P L E

[@bookerc1]

The edit between 3:19 and 3:20 was so simple but it had me laughing so hard lol

[@matthewreames6348]

Who's flatter, G&W or Lucina? Like: G&W Comment: Lucina

[@juanrodriguez9971]

We all know the truth. Big tiddy, big hearth, that is why Lucina is a really bad character.

[@willbee7506]

I really like this voiceover format, you're surprisingly funny at it More pleaseee :))

[@AM-id5ry]

1:20 Mr. Game and Watch isn’t just made out of paper, he quite literally does not exist in the third dimension

[@AegisAuras]

0:13 that handsome human squidward?

[@IgroSome]

1:18 I thought he said "if ganondorf's niece is in your general location"

[@Tr0lliPop]

"Before they, like me, COMPLETELY sell out." -Albino, 0:35

[@drowningutopia2196]

''When you fight a character that relies on any projectiles, they now have to play the game'' Mmmmmm, that line tastes so good in my mouth, man

[@whiffunderscore703]

2:28 I believe you riker

[@bluetongue7723]

2:50 Please, can someone tell me how to find the **Unknown Language** audio? I can't find it anywhere

[@zackparkinson696]

Albino always love ur vids so much laughter always makes me happy i loved the fortnite ones with the experience and the music and the memes u put in ur vids are hands down the funniest and the greatest ones ever keep making these great vids :)

[@HerrZeus]

1:46 german cursing is just the best

[@MykolaSternenkoDroneBoyHoleMan]

Remember, it's ok to be black

[@kingdenell6427]

Alright let's vibe on this smash community

[@Slferon]

as the homies call me during school break "mr. game and yeet"

[@FecklessSpoon]

Omg, you put all my feelings into words. Bless you.

[@Turdam]

*Complains about Ike nair spamming* *tells people to spam recover out of shield*

[@skeletorthebest7204]

I think you mean “Up-B out of shield”?

[@devanarcher7054]

I can't stop laughing help I'm trying to breathe

[@peppr_piper]

Man, I better hurry up and get my Albino vinyl before it's too late.

[@AstroBladeZ]

This is the greatest guide ever It even made me dive into the flatzone

[@Shoni-phire6969]

What you called me?? .."Gay watch"..*SLAMS* ..."ITS GAME & WATCH"!

[@AlternateEdit]

i, too, have seen that video

[@theawaitingchannel7799]

I wouldn’t mind if Albino turned into a Smash Bros channel But it doesn’t matter , he’s the most godly editor and can make anything work and funny

[@ExileTheAshes]

I was rewatching this, then it hit me. The jazz jack rabbit 2 music that played at some point of the video. Happy childhood memories.

[@casualwoomy]

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