How to get a girl in SINGAPORE (Vlog)

[@Ltherael]

So i'm gonna give my point of view about KZbinrs and the public in general. Why most singaporeans are fuck up. And a sort of review of my previous video since some people like to twist and turn my words and makes me look like a fuck up person. Will be up by morning.

[@wildaffairs]

ok you are not a fuck up person, you just have a fuck up face?

[@mohamadshazrin]

Don't give a fuck on what people said about you. Keep going mates. Do this shit and you'll be grand by others. Trust me.

[@saints10]

Well, no one twisted your words, instead, you put it all out there. And why do you keep saying "your mother pass away"? Do you hate your own mother that much that you feel the need to insult everyone else'd as well? Hmm...

[@mohamadshazrin]

***** He sell some pole stuff. Place your order before it's finish.

[@okifurbi]

fuckED up. Please swear in good English.

[@radhie91]

think the funniest part of this video is how he lights up a cigarette, proceeds to ash continuously for five and a half minutes without ever taking a drag. GANGSTA

[@dettolgerm8345]

He stays healthy

[@aprilcheng9261]

LOL omfg. th way you keep saying 'pass away' is seriously damn hilarious HAHAHA.

[@JimRaynorism]

Looks like someone has been dumped by a chinese girl in singapore

[@RinkOuTime]

haha i agree

[@freeeurop]

Hello, I'm a European and you are right. Asian girls changed a lot last 5 years, they became westernized but in a bad way. I mean that they took over the bad attitudes and less the good attitudes I can imagine that some "local guys" get frustrated and this video is the result. Even my Western friends told me they are not persuing an Asian girl friend anymore because of this radical change in attitude of Asian girls.Right now I'm in a relationship with an Asian girl since 8 years and she is great. I always wanted a white girl however I fell in love with this asian girl and we are happy togeter. In Europe there's a big mix of races so its accepted. A good advice is : just tell them from the beginning where the boundries are and what you exactly expect from them, full stop !

[@Ltherael]

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[@oni8337]

@@Ltherael PASS AWAY

[@savokisan]

Not all asian girl. Is just Singapore girls.

[@Laroxify]

HAHAHA, THIS DUDE IS HILARIOUS. But no matter how you people flame him, you have to admit there is still certain truth to whatever he is saying. Some girls in this generation are just as he said, not all though.

[@Laroxify]

He didn't actually say that about all the girls actually, just a selective age group or rather, generation.

[@Callsign-Blade_RunnerSG]

Yup, gotta agree with you. The local SG Chinese female's attitudes are awful. I've met quite a few during my stay in Singapore. Three Words to sum them up. Cocky, Arrogant & Materialistic. Most Malaysian Chinese ladies on the other hand are much more humble & friendly in my opinion.

[@Adil.001]

Malays in Singapore are not Malaysian

[@faustianecho]

why are you guys so butthurt? This guy is hilarious.

[@4988raja]

dude, your jokes and facts are just as fine as fuck. you gotta do more videos. love it always. good luck.

[@QualityTuTz]

LOL He is hilarious. He say I pass away then ask me subscribe :'D

[@acelsg]

Exactly. Some people are just taking all this too seriously!

[@d3athsharker]

light up your cig . smoke one puff only and tap off the ashes all the way? okay can.

[@bensonplayzyt]

Here to remind you that you commented this 6 years ago

[@archivian]

Oh so this is an ah beng. As an ang moh, there is so much about singapore that I still need to learn about.

[@zephaniahou9098]

Ang moh don’t talk like that

[@oni8337]

ang mor my foot

[@5ter07]

If I was your mom, I would rather pass away first.

[@xHatsuneMiyuki]

^ this is too good of a comeback. lol. xD

[@lemon2524]

Please do.

[@arsnlsyafiq]

bro you farking cool sia. almost 20k views in a day. I subscribe already. steadyyyy

[@acelsg]

Maybe his methods are wrong but what he said about not treating females "too nicely" is something not many men know (maybe treating them "like shit" is a little exaggerated but its his style of expressing himself). Never lower yourself until you cannot even see your own self worth. Clear difference between treating them proper and too nicely. Never confuse the two if you want to stay out of the friend zone. Anyways, at least you can tell this guy is doing an impromptu video ... cut him some slack. You can always choose not to agree by not sharing/subscribing. Take everything with a pinch of salt... and popcorn. :P

[@ArchDrake]

To be honest I enjoyed his rant! Everyone is so obsessed about being "civilized" and "mature" these days that most of us forget the exact opposite end of being angry about an issue and speak with true conviction. I think he has the potential to carve out a niche as a "straight-to-the-point ghetto-Ah-Beng" stand-up comedian. Then if people can't take his jokes and walk out of his show, he just need to tell them to go "pass away"! Kudos bro! :D

[@a9fc]

They're people saying he's ugly, saying he don't know how to smoke, etc. everything except the tips he gave to get the girls. So I guess that means even though they have different tastes in presentation, they actually agree. Either that, or they have no clue wtf's going on, feel threatened and so feel the need to attack, even though their attacks are totally unrelated.

[@Ltherael]

Exactly! Ok maybe my video title is wrong. It should have been a topic of Girls in general between the age range.

[@a9fc]

Ltherael nah, to make their comments relevant, the title should be "Am I HamSem & Do I Look bad Nekkid?

[@tlaw6716]

Don't label yourself a 'nice guy' and use it as an excuse - it makes your life seem sad. Maybe if you behaved with some class, respect and humility, girls would actually pay attention to you. It's true, there are some ladies who are gold-diggers but they definitely don't form the majority of the female population in Singapore. If you still can't get any girls after acting decently.. then I'm sorry, but you have to face the fact that you ain't got no game.

[@acelsg]

So if someone "aint got no game" he has to resign himself to fate? Thats an awfully bad advice bro. I suggest reading up Tao of Badass (psst you didnt hear it from me)

[@tlaw6716]

acelsg I didn't say that brah, and what you said wasn't advice that came out of my mouth. There are obviously other ways to get girls. E.g. Get big and shredded as fuark instead of sitting in front of a screen playing video games and killing your lungs all day. There's no defending this guy no matter what he says in the video, he's too bitter and can't get over himself.

[@lp7shinoda]

He say passed away only, i subscribe ! I just love his "passed away"

[@AkagamiSho]

Power la! Even Deekosh shares your video support!!! :D

[@MuhdAdil123]

I just love it when you say pass away

[@class2e1]

Wa. Hahaha Pass away! Haiyah at the end of the day, whatever the message this video is just plain funny! So thanks for making me laugh man! Pass away!!!!!

[@letsgoletsgoletsgoletsgoletsgo]

LIMPEH LIKE YOUR STYLE!

[@game______on]

At first glance i thought you were gay

[@AungKK320]

I agree with you bro with some of your extents you mentioned. In this generation, girls go for guys with money and looks. Being nice and caring doesn't work anymore :( Life is hard. I feel you man

[@dettolgerm8345]

One of the OGs of motivational; self-help video. YT lore.

[@footos83]

Ladies and gentlemen, i present, the next Steven Lim. =|

[@therover65]

His poor language aside, there is much truth in what he is saying. My advice to SG guys is to try and meet Chinese girls from HK, TW or China.

[@Jakachuuu]

BEST VIDEO INTRO EVER.

[@CMITKL]

Actually what u said is quite true. Knowing u will be flamed and still post such videos and show ur face. Respect ur guts! 👍

[@taintedxtrinity27]

Yeah, let them get girls and unfaithful people. Play the jerk and never get someone faithful. "Bitches" friend-zoning and going after those jerks, i dont know about them but it isn't entirely their fault neither the guys, you're categorizing girls. Good people who become "bitches/assholes" are people who don't accept the fact that they got played, hurt throughout their relationship journey, they can't move on or forgive. I don't know what you've been through but sure, go ahead and continue the way you are and lets see where you'll make it. Flame those "bitches" How about looking at it wrong a 3rd point of view, or even then 2nd. Instead of influencing them to be better, you tell them to do the other. So where have the good people gone?

[@junjie2416]

The good people are mostly dead, they gone to heaven

[@junjie2416]

Neh i dun look at boobs but instead i look at their attitude

[@yqtay]

i think this video is somehow better than the SGK 5423P honda civic road bully apology video. is it just me?

[@TrollsOfTheLeague]

There are some truths in this , there are some bad points . Stop flaming here if you hate it , and give him support here if you liked it :D Peacec

[@savokisan]

Honestly I watch all the comments so long no girls really come and defend themselves about what he say. I think these girls still got conscience to know they are literally fk up

[@Ltherael]

😿

[@IXNISNPYIIRNIG]

I THINK you are wrong to use "most" since I don't think Singaporean girls are that bad. Maybe referring to "some" or specifically those girls you met is more appropriate. &thanks, I am not expecting a reply or hate comment from you so don't.

[@AliceBamadhaj]

HAHAHAHAHA YOUR INTRO!! LOVE IT!

[@hobper4012]

Another Singapore Version of Alvin of Malaysia.

[@AndiRadyKurniawan]

Why you so polite say "passed away"?

[@xue7172]

Edit: my terrible mistake in the last sentence. "if you CANT do anything good, dont do anything bad either". my apologies. looking at your long hair, which may explained a thing or two on your past gals. before you curse me & my late mother too, young man, education should maketh you a fine gentleman, not a petty man who cant get pass broken relationship. by making this vid, i wonder its effect on your job prospect. perhaps you are self employed. i wish you well young man, my buddhist masters say this to me: "if you can do anything good, dont do anything bad either".

[@bing-chilling1713]

The good old days where spicy stuff is not censored.

[@douknodawae7805]

Real

[@TEUKIExxxLOVE]

Actually he's really right about alot of stuff lol and it really made me laugh :)

[@PauldeSilvaG]

Hahahaha. Waaah. This guy solid man. Damn Funny, just like my Hokkien Peng buddies. Very entertaining. Love the way he curse and swear..from the bottom of his heart in all sincerity.

[@GerardNicholas]

I wanna say, what you're saying is so freaking true. The haters are all freaking chinese girls aged 13-20 or their stupid boyfriends. LOL. Keep doing what you do bro.

[@MrJiande]

Aiyo the Legendary of SYLEE ah haha. What you have say to everyone right here, makes peoples think that you are uneducated person lol. I'm also a uneducated person but I did not down grade myself and disgrace as a Singaporean, i improving myself by learning the mistake i made. Dude you should change to be a better, not scolding people mother die pass away or what so ever (; Cheers

[@Ltherael]

ah boi? :O

[@MrJiande]

Yup (: Glad to see you on KZbin but not to see you becoming until like this. You Can Change to be a better, you have my support cheers mate :)

[@jeffsazli]

hahahaha..more of these stuffs please!!!! love it!! Talk about women's rights please!!!

[@perid]

There's this thing call, GARBAGE IN, GARBAGE OUT. U INPUT CRAP, OUTPUT ALSO CRAP. Don't want Crap, go be a monk !!! Go to mountain, stay with the animals there, dun come down. Your thinking is kinda screwed, psychological trauma, u need see a doctor. Life is beautiful, learn to cherish. Once u reached enlightenment, u will be immune to all toxic.

[@lonelypuppie]

maybe that explains why you're still single. LOL.

[@deeznuts-wu3cb]

Stfu simp

[@dderrick180]

@@deeznuts-wu3cb exactly

[@roxygal2468]

he actually got a point but he just presents it in a crude way. however he is very funny.

[@fiordeliber]

Lol so this guy is implying that he is a nice guy? Obviously he must have just gotten dumped or something. Does not look like a nice guy or seem to behave like a nice guy either.... What a shocker.

[@ajoyken]

Bro...I like your video, and i truly agree to what u say about Singapore gals, keep up the good video man....I support you and i like the vulgarity Si bei Funny...thumbs up

[@derickteo2884]

I agree. But the way that you blink is pissing me off. Try blinking normally can? And how many times you want to flick your cigarette? Is it made of gold? Hahahahaha. Anyway. Nice video.

[@Byvan96]

Its better if u stop ur vulgarities and insults.

[@widetech]

What the fuck did I just watch? LOL

[@ksneijppehrxxiii5991]

Can we vote this guy for PM

[@afixuskelleman7914]

The only thing I like about him is his "Pass away" HAHAHA CANNOT TAHAN

[@thbrokenheartedyin]

BUAY TAHAN* XD

[@superionscorpio9715]

Every Nice Guy Support this guy, he is telling the truth

[@Fals3Agent]

I can't stop laughing at this hahahaha

[@mohddaly1117]

@01:40..,"we want the world...,we want the cheee b@#!"...hahahaha!

[@godsakezz]

At the rate vulgarities are blurted out, I can't even make any sense of his words, even if there is a minute bit lol.

[@edwardthy]

notice he only take 1st puff then all the way just holding the cigar mother pass away!

[@rafeluffy]

Good insight. I completely agree with your observational skills.

[@hellothrful]

Madder Pass Awayyyyyyyyyy!! Thanks for making me laugh dude. All you haters need to lighten up.

[@calvintoobigforyou5339]

You're about to watch a show on "Ah Beng teaches you how to 'pass away' bitches before they make you SIAO", Parental Guidance is advised.

[@lp7shinoda]

Just passed all the way all of you ah ! Btw, I cant help to agree with you. HAHAHAHAHAHA Passed away liao lor how???

[@MissFeratu]

I can see why he has so much trouble with women. HINT: It's not the women.

[@edgarlim]

I personally think that the internet changed them

[@manshawisuhaime1088]

Hey its not nice to curse mother. What you say is true in the video, the stupid cycle wont stop. But 90% of all our mother took care of us since baby and did not abandon us in garbage and all that shit. So if you want to curse. Curse on other things man. Its really not a cool thing to curse our moms. So ya, take care.

[@MizzyKawaiii]

Instead of giving your own opinion??? Why don't you ask a girl?? You understand us , more than ourselves?? Lol joke much??

[@Runawayedkisses]

Aaaaaand that is why you're most probably still single. SINGLE TILL YOU PASS AWAY~~

[@3timesaday]

my daughter now 18yr old. she is chio becos of our family gene. u touch her limbei Hor Li jialat lialat. u Chao Yp! limbei knnbccb!

[@3timesaday]

boy. come out. i need to talk to u.

[@3timesaday]

where do u prefer to meet? u now say abt my mother rite? I make sure I will meet u n post a video wat I gona do with u. u stay bedok rite?. I can meet u at bedok. mark my word. when we meet I make sure I will video down everything n share on KZbin who u are meeting on the day. dun keyboard warrior. meet first

[@Sytomx]

fk u la cb haha u fking gay sia ... ur daughter 18 i fk can

[@lemon2524]

If you attack people in public you will be charged with assault with the other can't be charged for free speech.

[@lemon2524]

You also need to maintain social decency even in the cyberspace.

[@lifefullofcolors]

3:54 oh wait - i'm sorry i think i missed out a point. Who's the one complaining?

[@dominickoh2212]

You just wasted a cigg by lighting it up and not smoking it.

[@ItzUrBro]

malaysian here, still can work in malaysia?

[@dainedaine]

Happy making money with your #foreveralone. Your personality explains why you can't meet a decent girl.

[@saiwai23]

He make sense though ! Really quite true !:D

[@AlanWakesocool]

LOL don't you guys get it? The shock value and the extremely sexist stance is all part of the entertainment value. And you know, I'm sure deep down, all guys have felt this way before at some point in their lives. Message aside, this video is fucking funny xDDDD

[@matrioz]

ey bro 10 years already can update? new meta

[@iambaws3281]

Lol light a cig takes a puff and nvr take another till the whole thing extinguishes and very weird to actually hear the word yp come from you lol

[@DunoLa]

Like it or not, yes SG girls are F up! I agree with u 1000% THUMBS UP!

[@rshade227]

One question:who are you to judge sylee?

[@jayybond4301]

actually this implies to any girls in any race. lol..

[@zhfan007]

Feb 20, 2014: 330 thumbs up, 275 thumbs down. I have no faith in humanity at this point.

[@thechuggs8997]

Why you light up cig, smoke 1 puff only?

[@theirritatinggal]

Yea sure . You seem like a nice guy . So many vulgarities , telling other's mother to pass away . A very nice guy indeed :)

[@VeronYong]

But seriously, I think the chemicals from his hair dye has made his tourettes worse. I think he is high as well.

[@ironseventhalfarisi9405]

The comments are just too funny! Give the guy a break, at least he's man enough to voice his opinions and experiences. Good job Ah Beng Citolok!

[@yallsealdead6868]

Bro was ahead of its time

[@arsyad2200]

Make vid everyday eh. I after sch first thing I do go your channel watch your vids

[@themeyno]

bro, have my like. well said.

[@saralaws19]

OMG I can't get enough of this guy I love you!! 😂😂

[@junweiiiiii]

U just earnt $33 for this video.

[@bensonplayzyt]

Now it has a few 100k views

[@shenglee6535]

I hated this until 3:15 wise words

[@gggboy77]

nice stunt managed to fool 20k people into watching it so he'll make money now

[@Ltherael]

well, thats another way to put it.

[@khairul93]

Bro, your rokok don't want to smoke then give me la. Thumbs up for the video, i agree with what you said about girls these days

[@zamasu4136]

OMG YOU ARE RIGHT!!! I super kind to girl all treat me as friend only wah you good i like your teaching. ^_^

[@VoltenShadow]

Light up cigarette but nvr smoke. Just swing there swing here -.-

[@KAMIKORUSU]

lol entertaining video. I'm very sure it's for entertainment purposes :)

[@yapolloable]

I just passed away...

[@eugt378]

hey tariffs increased for cigarettes

[@Bloodarch]

Video should be renamed, How to get a Clueless young ah lian girlfriend. Then whatever he says is probly true.