HOW TO IMPRESS A GIRL | Standup comedy by Ashish Gupta

This is the fourth video of my standup comedy solo show "JobLess". This solo is a series of four videos which will be live on youtube one by one means a new video every Friday.
Nobody told us how to impress a girl so we as a boy tried each and every method to get a girlfriend. When I was a kid something unexpected but funny happened while trying to impress a girl. So here is the whole story.
Doing some live shows in Delhi NCR, ticket link is here in.bookmyshow....
Written and performed by:- Ashish Gupta
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Video Editing:- Aseem Mathur(Neona films)
Audio:- Mukul Mishra ( ... )
Shot and recorded:- The Comedy County Noida
Special thanks:- All fellow comics and friends who supported throughout this journey
A big thanks to all comedy clubs of Delhi NCR for regular spots.
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[@hahashish]

Thank you for watching the video. If you like it do share with your friends❤.Doing some live shows in Delhi NCR, ticket link is here in.bookmyshow.com/events/sweet-dreams-by-ashish-gupta/ET00344918

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Girls ka pta nhi....boys impress ho gye bhai tere se😅

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The truth of boys ❤❤. Awesome Continuity and all relatable. I don't have to words to say very very good stand up. 🥰🥰🥰🥰

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6:02 to ladkiya impress hongi kaise 🤔

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