HOW TO MAKE $1 MILLION DOLLARS! (Jackbox Party Pack 5 | Patently Stupid)

You know whats better than a Billion Dollars? 1 MILLION DOLLARS!
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What is The Jackbox Party Pack 5?
Party Pack 5 includes the return of the classic pop culture trivia mash-up YOU DON’T KNOW JACK: Full Stream; the game of hilarious hypotheticals Split the Room; the lyric-writing, robot rap battle Mad Verse City; the inventive drawing game Patently Stupid; and the outer space fling-fest Zeeple Dome.
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The Others
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/ cheesybluenips
/ axialmatt
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/ diction
/ toastfps

[@megananderson7577]

It’s been a while since I’ve laughed as hard as I did when Toast stole Chilled’s invention at 35:44. The picture reveal especially 😂

[@axelkelley8703]

Chilled’s hat on the wall makes him look like a sim

[@douglasbooth6325]

Simp

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

*i cant unsee it you bastar... thank you*

[@panheaddragonwolfpaw]

And he's having an awful day

[@alienoverlord1826]

his stats are low,,,, make happy,,, testingcheats true

[@CB_W0lf]

a really unhappy sim haha... red plumbob!

[@galaxy8910]

25:50 “Hey that’s my bag! Do you know my wife?” 😂

[@VeronicAM313]

The adorable Scrubby WaWa picture took me out for a bit. But him stealing your idea Chilled was hilarious.

[@gabrielaguilar9345]

Twice that happened🤣🤣😭

[@comittailfern5852]

i am incredibly disappointed that for the "i'm embarrassed to love my wife" there wasn't a machine that just printed divorce papers

[@AtroLine626]

The wife prompt reminded me of the CAH session when Seananners won the round with: "Having problems with your wife? Try a gun"

[@jaykay4137]

That joke started with an fps game, I just don't remember which one

[@aventurineartz5130]

Hi chilled! Hope you and Jess have been doing good and staying safe!

[@sebastianreyes1493]

I see what Chilled is doing. He is giving us a taste of what his consulting firm can do before he gets us to sign our soul contract to him. Deal, I signed the contract (hit the bell).

[@Bob-bt4vw]

i laughed so hard at the picture reveal for invention #5. That tension just leading up to the picture had me wheezing

[@nevergonnagiveyouup1180]

I think what makes “drive in ballot” so funny is the element of surprise. The name of the invention sounds so normal which is then contrasted by the picture.

[@LexxEntertainment]

Chilled. 😂 there is literally a death scene in final destination that’s a dude getting his intestines sucked out by the pool drain.

[@DarthOmix]

I was waiting for the Giving-Up-Machine to just be a loaded handgun.

[@spacebearcadet746]

Also known as Masae's "Stop Talking".

[@jaykay8426]

“I’m too embarrassed to love my wife” My solution: the invisible wedding rings! Talk about love being blind

[@yonbikyone]

I woulda gone with "the Waifu Mask" "To mask your embarrassment away"

[@Bready_Player_Bun]

Alternate suggestion for the Drive and Vote dilemma: The Turn-Signal Ballot! You can indicate Left, OR Right! And as long as you never stop supporting your party at all times, you can be sure that you'll always be going in circles.

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

fuck thats good

[@wuftchan8299]

26:20 just the silence.... lol great

[@hunteredgar894]

Cheesy sounds like a salesman that’d be in Rick and morty

[@CheesyBlueNips]

*Ants in my eyes*

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

@@CheesyBlueNips *johnson*

[@K3wlG33k]

23:30 Chilled you may have some competition: my local library ballot dropbox.

[@shawnheatherly]

There's a certain boldness in directly copying previous ideas, but I'm happy to see it failed.

[@yonbikyone]

Toast had me nearly choking on my popcorn from laughing this whole episode.XD

[@koenigseggman2702]

Who else feels like they have literally watched all of KZbin during quarantine

[@aventurineartz5130]

That's a mood.

[@TheUmbralCorvid]

I would agree if it weren't for the fact I watched a video today about how a literal lifetimes worth of content is uploaded each day. It made me feel so small within a truly infinite digital universe...

[@gabrielaguilar9345]

"The Pool Stool" Has anyone seen Final Destination 4???

[@kayjay3852]

That was in the 4th one

[@darkstar2874]

keegan morrison It was definitely #4, I remember vividly because that was the one with the worst sex obsessed dude-bro in the series (the 2000’s was a gross time...) and he was the one who died in the pool.

[@gabrielaguilar9345]

Ok, thanks for correcting me!

[@racheldickey5760]

I have seen and own all 5 lol

[@enamestry4575]

Diction's prompt was he couldn't sleep WITHOUT the demons tickling his feet lol

[@abbyrivers9971]

Lol yeah and nobody from this Friends group noticed, only we do? That makes it extra funny though.

[@Morigale]

I interpreted that as meaning 'Every time I fall asleep the demons tickle my feet' along the lines of 'I can't walk into the hall without tripping over the rug' or 'I can't leave the room without the baby starting to cry again'

[@McBehrer]

@@Morigale You're right, it could be interpreted either way

[@McBehrer]

@@WidgyAinz Right, it's ambiguous. He clearly meant he was unable to sleep and avoid the demons tickling his feet, though, because of super obvious context clues

[@leomatsen5336]

Yeah he was supposed to make something that kept the demons tickling his feet, THANK YOU I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO NOTICE THIS LOL

[@shadowdemon1375]

When Chilled chose The Economy, I thought he would do Drive by shooting again. Glad Toast took it and almost made it work.

[@Sybato]

23:07 Seriously thought that's Chilled's best drawing

[@Kalilee2014]

Matt and Jeremy in a patently stupid video, couldn't click fast enough

[@CazadorSlayer]

Cheesy needs some Scrubby WaWa, then maybe he'll find his gooch under all the cheese.

[@zackrunyon276]

Need nanners on this game

[@wuftchan8299]

12:51 anyone remember that weird visual novel type game where you could draw your wife the game grumps played it

[@nairocamilo]

Doodle Date

[@madelynchamplin3329]

35:24 “so anyway I started blastin”

[@tikvahlanz6335]

I thought chilled had a red plumbob above his head for the first two minutes before realizing it’s a hat.

[@AndrewAMMay]

The Jesus Joggers, theres a walking on water joke somewhere in there but I'm dumb EDIT: Turns out I am dumb, chris angel is not jesus christ

[@CazadorSlayer]

But he has Angel in the name! He's gotta be holy, right?

[@racheldickey5760]

It's Criss Angel. And I loved him!!!

[@oliverkirkland9332]

Goddamn, Chilled really called it with that Ballot...

[@jrdds]

23:23 - GO GO GADGET MOBILE, MAILBOX!

[@arceus8089]

This may be my new favorite video. Today I've laughed harder than I have the last couple weeks! Toast stealing Chilled's ideas was surprisingly brilliant.

[@snoopycat5828]

Omg that laugh at 2:50 sounded kinda like Nanners🥺❤

[@MegaRotors]

I can't believe I had to watch the latest video on your old channel to find out that you were still gaming, i thought you were another Nanners.

[@kyleighhope961]

chilled calling toast "sweetie" hit me a different kind of way but idk which way

[@TheIllyrianRTW]

Anyone else notice the name of Chilled's friend on steam at 16:26? "Pleasure Meat?" PepeHands

[@robertfrank16]

The Pool Stool: I think that's how it works on the ISS.

[@mikhailkutuzov8051]

Italian attempts to create crackhead-esc items; fails

[@milesnightshade5948]

This video make laugh so frickking hard so funny

[@B_Shady42]

MYATT!!!

[@crodog100]

Cheesy trying to find the G-Spot with the Gooch Grabber

[@CheesyBlueNips]

Still cant find it!

[@wolfheardt4169]

A fast comment about 30 PSI, that’s how bathroom in ISS works, it’s a tube that sucks shit out.

[@TriptychAlessandro]

This Toast guy never really adds much to the videos. in trivia he just complained. here he just didn't contribute at all and then stole someone else's idea

[@kanaharuno107]

I'm rewatching Chilled's stuff but it's funny if you are only slightly looking at Chilled's camera. But his hat on the wall makes him look like a Sim in the red zone with his stats.

[@AresLeviathan]

(Chilled uploads Jackbox vid) Me: (cracks open a beer and gets ready to laugh)

[@reyesgarcia6967]

Chilled pool stool is the same thing that astronauts use is space, since gravity isn't there the poop has a difficult time coming out so the toilet is a mini vacuum that helps suck the poop out 😅

[@tomodaphne]

Toast stealing Chilled’s ideas is like those pornbots on KZbin that copy other people’s comments, repost them, and get more likes.

[@JesusHChristreal]

Can you play Shellshock with that new youtuber "MoreKryoz" ?

[@Soy_Sauce_Supreme]

"Drive in ballot" Chilled has no idea what he caused in Texas lol

[@AAcosta2003]

Wow I didn't know Tiffany was an artist

[@ArcaneSnowflake]

inflate-a-wife is a new kind of Baymax lol

[@yeybers4558]

I choked on my soup and toast when chilled said “its an angry crab”😂

[@jmibarbia14]

Tay on this session 🥺

[@wuftchan8299]

the "im embarrassed to love my wife" one reminded me of Nogla and his old girlfriend

[@blaisetheginger]

The Pool Stool definitely reminded me of that Chuck Palahniuk short story "Guts"

[@MrGBH]

I'm surprised nobody mentioned to Jeremy that he didn't know how to spell the word 'Udders'

[@humusmcgumus1394]

E

[@matthewbalison9514]

I'm honestly shocked that no one said divorce for the loving my wife problem

[@buggart]

16:48 You're welcome...

[@u-topic4795]

Jesus, Joggers

[@Syl518]

I really hate to sound like a smart ass, but this is kinda annoying me that no one pointed this out. I don't mean anything by this, it's just something I noticed. No one's pointing out that Diction misunderstood "I can't sleep without the demons tickling my feet." Whoever wrote it may have also understood it wrong, but still. The double negative (can't and without) would make it have the same meaning of "I *have* to sleep with demons tickling my feet." Diction drew something that fit the opposite: "I can't sleep *with* demons tickling my feet."

[@TheUrbanEnigma]

Fucking brilliant. AH and this crew mesh so goddamn well. Some of this shit KILLED me. The Megg, dear God!

[@unwantedchild3827]

Problem I'm embarrassed loving my wife. Solution the chocolate special they will help you

[@nyxen8712]

I would have done poopoodle noodle. Same concept except you close the pipe after yore done and water sprays against it to clean the pipe. Lmao

[@pewdiecry7629]

Are we sure the pool stool isn't the death from final destination

[@mw3309]

That feeling when you quit being chilledchaos to be streamedchaos.

[@ssjpanda8417]

"The Pool Stool" *Did you mean: Final Destination 4?*

[@VodShod]

I would have done covid for the second one, no one has to know when you are stuck in quarantine.

[@thegentlemanpirate13]

Try Guys did champagne bathing- nothing happens, you just get sticky.

[@DParkerNunya]

Holy fuck toast killed me

[@imaginefun13]

This is the best episode of patently stupid I've ever seen. I could not stop smiling in this one

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

22:27 I WANT TO SEE THE DAMN DRAWING FUUUUUUU- is it somewhere?!?!?! 27:00 faint nut 30:12 solution , The Purge 33:01 did... did cheesey turn into Fat Albert? 33:28 .... "losing my mind!" 35:00 "took a different way..." 35:50 *TOAST STRIKES BACK* , also the audience gave 800 to it 38:03 have to p , sold alot.... and some sold twice! 0:14 "that would break them" "but youd be drugged you wouldnt care" 0:45 bathing in champagne to get drunk..... fell like ill just be sticky 1:02 I HEAR JEREMY FUCK YES , and what would the audience even be doing during this 2:50 dont be me-FUCK 3:46 *that would kilu* 4:38 WHATS THE MIDDLE ONE!?!?! "there might be a dickyank" 6:00 shes an artist dafuq you want?!?! 6:14 can we skip me for real... i didnt know 7:51 "thats just sid" and (9:44) "atleast this one gives me a hanjob.... and im not talking about cork-a-baby..." i fucking love Jeremy 10:28 300 what you saving for- The Jesus Joggers duh! 10:50 "IDK how, i was ripping people arms off for money" 11:53 *THATS MINE TOO!!!* , think were doing the same 12:24 *and ya did it* i love new york... upside down... still upsidedown! 14:47 clicked the wrong button hes a boomer 17:24 point out a box is inferioor to a giant easteregg 17:58 "i see 2.0 reasons i want to click on this drawing" i fucking love jeremy 19:15 look at thosse assets , and "my egg was square" 20:10 "im only happy when i recall ducks cant play rock paper scissors" fucking jeremy 24:25 "i think the butter was slippery i forget" 24:56 "oh those 2 were mine" youre right they were the same thing 25:36 "thats mine" , also made me think *belly shovel* 25:48 *OMFG ILY MATT CALLBACK*... **_*EVEN THE TAGLINE_* 31:40 if only it was Mixr 32:35 great tagline.... "essentially the plot of animal crossing" hooray team Hive Mind 34:24 thought that was fire, i thought an expensive salad , i thought Guy Fieris hair 36:44 does look like a swazikaa , hobolyf sequel to twitch

[@LoneSkag]

Toast’s first prompt made me think of the futurama phone booths XP

[@TriptychAlessandro]

The Scrubby Wawa and the Cork-A-Baby :D

[@jasonfisher8225]

I feel like The Pool Stool could also be used in another way too. ;)

[@xArt_16]

23:40 the wheels look like eyes and the line under them makes the car look really unimpressed

[@Sybato]

It's so confusing that chilled is blue and cheesy is red

[@Shiny_Sean]

Tay spelled the Toot in toots backwards.

[@fanart13]

Where can I buy some Giving Up? I badly need it.

[@abbyrivers9971]

On Twitch! Ehahaha😝

[@ViceVertex]

So who had the best trip out of all of them?

[@Cody-qm8pt]

T is for thomas edison, aka TOAST

[@rangerleaf1505]

Cheesy sounds like Crankstillplays

[@hanakoisbestgirl4752]

Cheesy, that's straight up a skinny strong sad

[@alexsgamingshow2474]

I'm ugly and i'm proud! ;3

[@sonairshadowheart254]

The perfect entertainment for my ramen noodles!!!!!

[@nibyafternight1983]

Kkk

[@huskypup5038]

Chilly wheres uncharted 4?

[@personguy2262]

22:59 35:54

[@VictorFusion]

22:54 35:47

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

22:27 I WANT TO SEE THE DAMN DRAWING FUUUUUUU- is it somewhere?!?!?! 27:00 faint nut 30:12 solution , The Purge 33:01 did... did cheesey turn into Fat Albert? 33:28 .... "losing my mind!" 35:00 "took a different way..." 35:50 *TOAST STRIKES BACK* , also the audience gave 800 to it 38:03 have to p , sold alot.... and some sold twice! 0:14 "that would break them" "but youd be drugged you wouldnt care" 0:45 bathing in champagne to get drunk..... fell like ill just be sticky 1:02 I HEAR JEREMY FUCK YES , and what would the audience even be doing during this 2:50 dont be me-FUCK 3:46 *that would kilu* 4:38 WHATS THE MIDDLE ONE!?!?! "there might be a dickyank" 6:00 shes an artist dafuq you want?!?! 6:14 can we skip me for real... i didnt know 7:51 "thats just sid" and (9:44) "atleast this one gives me a hanjob.... and im not talking about cork-a-baby..." i fucking love Jeremy 10:28 300 what you saving for- The Jesus Joggers duh! 10:50 "IDK how, i was ripping people arms off for money" 11:53 *THATS MINE TOO!!!* , think were doing the same 12:24 *and ya did it* i love new york... upside down... still upsidedown! 14:47 clicked the wrong button hes a boomer 17:24 point out a box is inferioor to a giant easteregg 17:58 "i see 2.0 reasons i want to click on this drawing" i fucking love jeremy 19:15 look at thosse assets , and "my egg was square" 20:10 "im only happy when i recall ducks cant play rock paper scissors" fucking jeremy 24:25 "i think the butter was slippery i forget" 24:56 "oh those 2 were mine" youre right they were the same thing 25:36 "thats mine" , also made me think *belly shovel* 25:48 *OMFG ILY MATT CALLBACK*... **_*EVEN THE TAGLINE_* 31:40 if only it was Mixr 32:35 great tagline.... "essentially the plot of animal crossing" hooray team Hive Mind 34:24 thought that was fire, i thought an expensive salad , i thought Guy Fieris hair 36:44 does look like a swazikaa , hobolyf sequel to twitch

[@approvedbybob8566]

Cheesy makes my life good

[@sbmotoracer]

Pet caterpillar eh? :P

[@michaelcolbourn6719]

Why doesn't chilled just upload these to his main channel with more subs? Never really understand the point of two channels when they're both gaming related..

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

algorithms. his other channel has been catered to shorted videos for a while now , if he starts uploading 40+ minute videos there everyday not many people are going to be like "yeah i can watch that for that long"

[@michaelcolbourn6719]

@@generictimestamperstupendi9021 but the same people that are subscribed to this channel are likely subbed to his other one and then some. It feels like this channel is the same audience, just smaller. So to me it makes sense to upload it to his main channel, where everyone here is there, and then the other subs too might watch for more views.

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

@@michaelcolbourn6719 again , algorithms weird. you get punished for bad click through rates and the like. The mere fact one is usually 10-15 minutes and the other is often 40+ minutes REALLY sets the tone and divides the "target audience" just by itself. Plus theres also how often on here cuz these are stream vods , there are often some more series hes does thats just by himself while on his main channel he almost always has someone else. That in turn changes the types of games shown. Case and point do you REALLY think the same people who came for Gmod TTT (you shoot and fuck around) , SuperFight / Cards Against Humanity (relatively simple games that due to its nature can go *ANYWHERE* if your mind can think of something) , Monopoly ( ChilledChaos Consultancy Firm TM ) etc are going to see 12 nearly hour long Subnautica (singleplayer survival and slightly horror) vids , 2 hour long Bendy and the Ink Machine (horror with a weird aesthetic and largely a "find x item and explore" gameplay) or a NEARLY 8 HOUR Uncharted 3 (single player action largely story driven game) vid and be like *i need this*

[@racheldickey5760]

He has another channel?

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

@@racheldickey5760 i cant tell if youre joking or not

[@fyre_hazaard6083]

Either youtube is drunk or im early? An hour late but still early? How am i comment 35?

[@yugimutou3321]

12:49 It's Sumatto!

[@maxandch33se90]

Play DEFCON

[@schirmactueventuality6243]

Hello

[@unofficialhotel]

Wife in a box is real, it’s big in Japan

[@akumuryuu]

There's really nothing good when Toast is involved. Somehow, he screws up every single game and does it in a boring way. Can we get Smarty back? If he screws up, he at least makes it fun.

[@jaiden1121]

Dang everyone got tired of smarty and now they want him back lmao

[@akumuryuu]

@@jaiden1121 I never disliked Smarty. He can be awkward sometimes or not pay attention, but he is something of a team mascot. I've also noticed that Chilled edited in a way that highlights his dumb moments.