SURVIVE THE INTERNET & FIBBAGE! (Jackbox Party Pack 4)

[@fyre_hazaard6083]

The friendship here speaks on so many levels that after chilled said the stupidest thing he did in the last year was quit therapy that everyone started chewing him out and defending him from himself

[@sse_weston4138]

Those pureness vibes really be in force when that happened. I remember Chilled discussing his mental health in the past, and like when he played that indy game of a kidnapped artist in a cage before the "playable character" hung himself and he went into a long talk about depression. I really hope he's not hurting and that he gets help whenever he even thinks he could use it. We all got problems, and there's no shame in seeking counseling if they're eating away at you. If they are bothering you, it doesn't matter how silly or "less important" you think a problem you have is.

[@callmejulia96]

SS E_Weston the static speaks my name?

[@fyre_hazaard6083]

God thats such a sad game...

[@claireinium14]

@@sse_weston4138 what game is that? I haven't watched

[@fyre_hazaard6083]

fucking bots i swear to god

[@bradypahl]

I want a t-shirt of a washing machine that just says "Brave and fearless" beneath it now. Haha

[@Shiny_Sean]

You mean a laundry machine

[@shawnheatherly]

Alright, there's Chilled's goal for 2020: learn how to do laundry.

[@chrysalistening]

Yeah, like, Jess does the all laundry, the cooking, and the cleaning? That’s really not great. Try and do them together sometimes, makes them more manageable for both and can be a lot of fun.

[@jeremyhubbard2908]

I knew about Chilled's lie because he tweeted about it prior to this.

[@ameliarose47]

That and finding a new therapist that's a better fit for him

[@azakranos8100]

Gonna tell you right now? Didn’t happen.

[@michaelgatlin8298]

Goal for 2021: learn how to do laundry (still working on it)

[@Audreys_Cloud]

with the read hat in the backround above his head he looks like hes a sim thats having a bad time

[@foresthunter2303]

Great, now I can't unsee that

[@Murderizfun]

that's all I could think about!

[@nightrayneraven1323]

I was thinking that too

[@yugioh901]

When chilled does laundry, he just keeps repeating "fearless and brave" over and over

[@Digidude0]

TIL Jeremy's an author, he's got a series going (I assume its his plan to make it a series at least) 2 books on amazon called Go Nitro

[@Brady_Wiebe]

@Unofficial Hotel organic Today I Learned

[@tychamberlain2119]

@Unofficial Hotel organic today i learned.

[@thepickle842]

Unofficial Hotel organic for example- TIL what TIL means

[@eddmario]

There's also been a video going around reddit since last year of somebody cosplaying as one of the characters from said books hugging him while he breaks down in tears because it's a perfect cosplay.

[@aryani33az]

Devon Farnum omg I didn’t even knew that was him

[@PriffyViole]

8:33 I thought Tent Erector was Ryan's worst job, not Jeremy's. EDIT: Also, those laundry jokes could NOT have lead to a better ending.

[@hanakoisbestgirl4752]

I would have guessed it was the portapotty thing

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

he was number 1 anyway so its oh so much better

[@deadsh0t843]

Oof

[@jeremyhubbard2908]

Actually Jeremy's worst job as a Tent Erector makes sense. Generally speaking some tents are really big and tall and he is short so it would be difficult for him to put it up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@superwolf1515]

That actually wasn’t his job

[@jeremyhubbard2908]

@@superwolf1515 I know that, it was a joke about his height.

[@superwolf1515]

JMoney Hubbard ok I didn’t know you were joking

[@fyre_hazaard6083]

Im dying over chilled getting mad at everyone saying he doesnt know how to do laundry but then just becomes a pouty 5 year old when they tell him it isnt a laundry machine (Even though thats what my family calls it?)

[@lynarisevershadeshadowfall1684]

I call it a laundry machine to..huh...

[@fyre_hazaard6083]

@@lynarisevershadeshadowfall1684 that moment when a group of youtubers roast their youtuber friend and accidentally roast you too

[@nickdumas2495]

If it is a combination washer+dryer, that makes sense.

[@fyre_hazaard6083]

@@nickdumas2495 well when i was little, thats pretty much what we had. It wasnt just 'put it in the thing and you're done' it was just a washer connected to a dryer

[@nickdumas2495]

@@fyre_hazaard6083 I'm pretty sure it varies by region even now. North america tends to have more separate washer & dryer, but where space is at a premium in big towns, the combo machine seems common.

[@Bready_Player_Bun]

That styrofoam answer hits me in the soul, and the tips my teeth. I'd have voted for that one because it's right. Objectively, and horrifically.

[@Fluvance]

Cheesy is one of the best people you've ever played with IMO

[@CheesyBlueNips]

[@auvidarealest]

You’re a sweetheart 😘

[@AresLeviathan]

It's like Matt never had a real bed, just a virtual one. He went to sleep every night with a picture of a bed.

[@samueljacobson470]

I think one of the lessons we learned from this is that Jeremy and Cheesy HAVE to hang out

[@AAcosta2003]

"A guy who hunts albatross professionally" Storm the Albatross: alright I'm ready to go Miku

[@tomodaphne]

“I can’t see the end of the horizon…”

[@MsMeiriona]

Chilled needs a laundry machine emote after this.

[@Corpseplower]

It'd be awkward when people realize it's just Jess holding a basket of clothes.

[@jackster57558]

I did almost the same thing as Matt, I wanted to be a Marine Biologist and realized I couldn't swim and the deep ocean scared me.

[@andrewromo5220]

Chilled should make a stream instead of playing shellshock, Jessica steams chilled learning to use the washing machines and dryer 😂😂

[@andrewromo5220]

@@blitzofchaosgaming6737 naw while he steams he takes a break from gaming and gets the camera to there washer and dryer just to show him

[@andrewromo5220]

@@blitzofchaosgaming6737 😂😂 lol

[@shmarko1]

Andrew Romo should’ve said lol okay

[@andrewromo5220]

@@blitzofchaosgaming6737 english is a hard language especally being multilingual

[@matthewelliott7294]

There should be a game called Laundry Simulator, and Chilled should have to stream it.

[@thunderbird7020]

17:47 Cheesy. I love you.... but come on. Of ALL things?

[@CheesyBlueNips]

I GOTTA KNOW WHY

[@chicken0w044]

CheesyBlueNips to remove other people’s sperm

[@becomingsentient1208]

1:05:36 What's this? What's this? There's colors everywhere! What's this? There's white things in the air! What's this? I can't believe my eyes, I must be dreaming! Wake up, Jess! This isn't fair! What's this?

[@adamrhodes9533]

Actually, Tent Erector is what you'd put on a resume. That's the title of the job.

[@motodog242]

Tent Pitcher, is the more PG word.

[@7ths1n67]

Cheesy is some sort of special specimen isn’t he. I like it, makes me laugh

[@CheesyBlueNips]

I'm a lil worm man

[@neutralchaospurechaos]

Chilled's subconscious: how to please a women and destroy everyone else.

[@FadyenRS]

The thing I love about this game is the more you play it the better you get to know your friends so you should be able to guess the right answers more, but also everyone gets better at tailoring their lies for people so it gets harder at the same time.

[@smeeeeeef]

Somehow I knew it would be Chilled that didn’t know what a Fluffer was and would be innocent enough to ask.

[@chrysalistening]

Well, first, thanks for the laughter. Really lost it at “spinny pants bath” and “the drying machine.” 1:03:35 But, eh, Jess doesn’t do all the laundry, the cooking, and the cleaning, does she? I know you appreciate that she does it, and making content takes a lot of time and effort, but try and do these things together sometimes at least, makes them more manageable and can be a lot of fun. Even if you find that the way you have things set up works in general. Also, could Jess join for some of these games again if she’s up for it? I thought she was funny in like a really dry, understated way. ...Love you, Chilled!

[@LadyVader]

Chilled's content: unintentionally educational since 2012

[@thedude4063]

As the friendship ended because of 1 game...

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

?

[@Hy3jii]

Tent Erector: The truth. Diction: HE WAS A FLUFFER! ha

[@kaitourobin840]

4:47 My roommate at college used to pay me cash to do her laundry sometimes. Though I only did it when she was feeling unwell. Though if you thought it was mean of me to accept cash from a sick person than you haven't meant my roommate. She deliberately didn't do her landuary for weeks until she feel slightly sick, than all suddenly she needed it all done by the next day. Which she did all the time. Yeah, I'm no pushover.

[@faerie_poppins]

Not saying you are a pushover, but it sounds like she pretended to feel sick so she could use you as a laundromat. Like, unless you mean she had a months worth of clothes and only asked when she was on her period. No on should be that sick that often with being medically diagnosed with something. But anyway...

[@kaitourobin840]

@@faerie_poppins You are right she wasn't actually sick. That why I only agreed to do her landuary if she pay me money. If she was actually sick, I would had done it for free. It was more she simply had a headache or a small cold. Which is common for college students. She could easy done her self, but I only did it for her 5 times for $15 each. The other times she either got someone else or eventually did it herself. I believe she even made a deal with our other roommates to doing some of their share of the dorm's chores in exchange for them doing her landuary. She really hated doing laundry. I personally prefer hard cash so I never accepted her doing my other chores. (Well to be fair to her we did had to used the Dorm's community laundromat which wasn't easy to carry your clothing to and she was a small girl with no muscle strength.)

[@kaitourobin840]

@@faerie_poppins I'm sorry I remembered something about her. I haven't live with her in awhile so I forgot. She did had issues with Anorexia growing up and even in college she habitat of not eating. Plus she was from a rich family that give her money, but also her mother was super controlling. So her mother would constantly call her which would make her extremely stressed. If you know someone like her than you would know what I mean. So it was definitely a banalnced of helping her out when she was in trouble and she simply being a spoiled rich college student.

[@RedHairedRiot]

Also chilled here in NJ and Long/Staten Island we call it the laundry machine. My Italian parents NEVER say washer.

[@TommyBNSF]

Jeremy is an absolute riot at Fibbage.

[@Corpseplower]

Except when gay jokes come into the mix.

[@IotaTurtle]

For Matt's final meal I wouldve gone with a single grape

[@ArcaneSnowflake]

Yes Chilled. Hedwig was an albatross. A very stunted one with big gold eyes and who would hoot. all birds of prey are the same 😜🙃

[@Piterdeveirs333]

I wish someone would have said Chilled's worst subject in school was Italian

[@Kuchie_Kid]

Bro, when it got the Cheesy I laughed for the next fifteen minutes rolling on the floor. You guys really went all in on him lol

[@Shuyin128MK4]

Is it bad that my "Jeremy's worst job was_ _ _ _" lie would have been "Putting toppers on Christmas Trees"?

[@eddmario]

Not really. Is it bad that I just KNEW somebody was gonna reference RoosterTeeth or Achievement Hunter in that part though?

[@Corpseplower]

@@blitzofchaosgaming6737 Going to the bathroom after Geoff or Bruce would've been up there.

[@brandonc5267]

"It's almost mid-night FUCK!" ME- *looks at clock* 3:36am

[@portigaz]

This last Photo Sharing have been perfect... I hope to see more Survive the Internet again

[@kurtislachance9958]

Wow that first round was kinda depressing

[@thefourthdymensionmusic]

props to matt for getting all the trumpet solos. i even had a solo as first chair euphonium player, so me and matt have more in common than i thought. interesting.

[@adityamaharaj3262]

"I fluff all my bros" has to be one of my favorite quotes ever

[@CoffeeHype7356]

Chilled now cannot use the "Laundry machine"...

[@gogglestherandom5701]

I wasn't prepared for when diction yelled about fluffers. I was eating ice cream and now it's stuck in my nose. Send Help. 🤢

[@devincetee5335]

How?

[@gogglestherandom5701]

The ice cream had melted quite a bit so I was practically drinking it

[@dallasrover5515]

Listen man, when I was five I actually did want to be a puppy when I grew up.

[@Asher_skyfall]

13:13 just remember folks, it's not just about looks. Look at Ron Jeremy 🤣

[@Corpseplower]

The thing is, he didn't _always_ look like a bridge troll with a monster dong. He was always hairy, sure, but factor in the era when he started in porn and you'd find it difficult to find someone who wasn't hairy at the time. There are other better examples of dudes working in porn who have a schlubby physique to them, but it's way less than the guys like Johnny Sins who look like they were chiseled from a block of granite.

[@InsaneTestament]

Shout out to the Viking funeral for a mouse 😂😂😂

[@Syl518]

You guys think (or know if) Myatt is still working on that license? He could be the dedicated pilot of the Dusk-copter (AH reference), yea?

[@sillygoose6773]

y’all helped me through so much bullshit when I thought I couldn’t do it! It would be a dream come true to play games and make content with y’all someday!...

[@RemembermeSF]

Chilled, in regards to laundry. Always check the tag of clothes. That will teach you what you need to know about the item being cleaned.

[@chrysalistening]

Some of the symbols can be kind of arcane the first time you see them, though.

[@motodog242]

Not all clothes have helpful tags, and not all clothes have tags. Honestly, I just throw a week’s worth of clothes into the machine, give it a load or 2 worth of detergent, go do something for 40 minutes, sort the clothes I need to hang, toss the rest in the dryer, and forget I put them in the dryer for hours... simple.

[@legendarytat8278]

@@chrysalistening New D&D lore idea: magical robes with arcane washing labels

[@coaldustmarauder2071]

My brother once thought he would get all the money in the cash register if he worked at a grocery store.

[@galaxy8910]

I love 52:00-52:06 😂 The unison between Diction and I think Jeremy at 1:05:36-1:05:38😂

[@trevanminnig3499]

Honestly, I call the washing machine the “laundry machine” about 40% of the time, and I’m pretty sure I can do better laundry than my wife lol

[@accidentlyapollo]

12:31 the thing is I also look up jackbox tv everytime I play lmao

[@kinging98]

I can’t believe how hard he had to fight for that deal...

[@landondunn8861]

I knew clothing dishes was either Jeremy or Matt because Geoff told Millie to do the dish laundry.

[@angeryfluuf6514]

Warning for Spoilers; Good job Toast for that first Surviving the Internet game! A lot of his answers for fibbage were kind of bland but as they kept playing Jackbox he got into the groove of things and he pulled off a well deserved win. Good going Toast!

[@hannahwolfe9775]

Plz play more Jackbox!!! I’m loving this

[@hanakoisbestgirl4752]

I'm guessing Jeremy's worst job was that time he talked about having to move portapotties.

[@Darek_B52]

"Dumbest mistake Chilled ever made?" Not one person put "Proposed"...I'm disappointed in how non-heartless anyone here is.

[@NotChicoAndPico]

@@blitzofchaosgaming6737 Go file yourself for adoption and get a mommy, basically the same thing, only less sex (usually)

[@juliesmall3199]

Or got married 😅 I was waiting hardcore for that.

[@thenarrator9204]

Poor Chilled. I've not seen him being railed on so much in a long time!

[@auvidarealest]

I’m with Diction. I don’t regret losing my virginity, but in my case, I just regret losing it to the person I did.

[@steveszilagyi9518]

Jeremy's last meal would be a ton of food and fireball

[@TheEyeofTheTide]

Today I learned Cheesy loves Red Dead as much as I do.

[@CheesyBlueNips]

COWBOY TIME BITCHESSS

[@aarys__]

Chilled's photo in the last photosharing round really made the whole stream come full circle with the washing machine jokes.

[@undead_gaming]

For the laundry pic "What's this, what's this? There's bubbles everywhere. What's this, what's this? A weird smell in the air! What's this, I can't believe my eyes I must be dreaming, Where is Jess. Please help I'm scared! What's this!"

[@Samael1113]

Being from the North East as well, my answer for Jeremy's last meal was immediately "LobStah and maybe some Clam ChowDah". But when the answer appeared I almost picked Matt's because "Just Beer" is an answer Jeremy would give. But it was included with the Lobster and Clams, so that still won out.

[@psivampire13]

When they mentioned Macaroni Grill. 😭My favorite restaurant ever and then it closed in my state.

[@isaacshowme2708]

Bluenips being outed twice is great

[@upstartn00b39]

Jeremy's last meal sounds so gooooood.

[@macaj7306]

27:31 can i get fs for the Nanner Man.

[@Maeshalanadae]

Wish you guys would do more on Survive the Internet with this Jackbox. It's the best out of all the games on the list. And Chilled, dude, laundry is easy, you don't even need to mess with most of the dials usually, just put in the laundry soap, put your clothes in-ALWAYS put the soap IN FIRST, to avoid it staining the clothes. Then, you just turn the washing machine on depending on how big a load you do. Also-and this is very important-try your best not to mix whites with coloreds. Keep it 1950s Bible Belt.

[@VicGChad07]

1:03:19 Yes. Think of Dick Dousche's Penile Cleansing Rag: you can throw it in the dishwasher (no need to put it in the laundry machine). "I'm Dick Dousche. That's my real name; it's the only way we can get away with this."

[@damiansmith5294]

Chilled, I stand with you. The beep test is a fucking nightmare.

[@CyanSoCalico]

I've never even seen any of these people until now and now I love them

[@NotChicoAndPico]

I call it the laundry machine >_> The washing machine is what I call the dishwasher.

[@NotChicoAndPico]

And honestly, human flesh seems exactly like the type of stuff you'd get for a last meal, just one of these things you'd wanna try once.

[@Xenia2812]

@@NotChicoAndPico I'm concerned by your comments...😅😂

[@NotChicoAndPico]

@@Xenia2812 I do realise that calling it the laundry machine is not correct in the usa, but that's hardly a cause for concern.

[@Xenia2812]

@@NotChicoAndPico it's called a washing machine... And I love how you are ignoring the fact human flesh would be your last meal 😂

[@NotChicoAndPico]

@@Xenia2812 Well, I was saying that it's viable for those that never tried it and were curious enough. That doesn't apply to me so I'd likely pick something else.

[@lilreddeadhead6214]

When I met my BF, he took his laundry to a place to wash them for him, he knows how to do it.... kindof😂

[@AshtonMonitor]

I've learned so much about cheesy this past month, and I feel like I still have plenty more to learn. And I WANT to learn.

[@ryanw2403]

49:43 if they just knew

[@damonnomad3422]

I laughed so hard at 29: 30 I literally said gym and a second later he says any1 who puts gym Fuck you. Lol

[@taylorbailey3238]

I love Cheesy. He's a riot

[@CheesyBlueNips]

[@eternaldarkness8378]

Teach chilled now or you'll never be able to leave him alone

[@zarnox3071]

I've seen a comic with a fox that was a fluffer, so I guess that has multiple meanings in that case.

[@legendarytat8278]

What website have you been going to

[@zarnox3071]

@@legendarytat8278 e621.net

[@legendarytat8278]

@@zarnox3071 fuck, I guessed correctly

[@zarnox3071]

@@legendarytat8278 Either you took a while to look at this comment, or you got distracted by the site.

[@legendarytat8278]

@@zarnox3071 I'm not at liberty to say

[@lilchristuten7568]

I looked up cheesey's question and got a nonsense answer. Humans aren't animals.

[@josephmantz1692]

5:50 missed opportunity they should have said the sound of silence.

[@majdjinn5042]

Bed Bugs are like STDs for beds.

[@thedeadpoolchannel1]

I seen the Sonic movie yesterday because they put it back in the theatres and I thought it was a very fun and good movie

[@MissScarletSparx1]

Oh my god chilled go back to therapy 😂😂 (although I know you’re looking for someone new, that was hilarious)

[@ratticustheratman4747]

I want a laundry stream and I want it now

[@galaxylad8152]

I’m back to my favorite Jackbox video after fluffers came up in Ze’s recent TOS vid

[@VicGChad07]

3:33 Penn & Teller still think the concept of _feng shui_ is dumb.

[@oliviamortenson6677]

Thank you for all the laughs! I Need it! 🙂♥️

[@viv771]

I'm glad they appropriately roasted chilled lol

[@dragex6582]

I figured it was that he couldn't drive a stick. Most can't these days. I only know of 4 people, myself included, at my job that can. And I only can because I had to learn on the job, due to my driving the box truck.

[@gamer708886]

Chilled you have the internet. Look up your washer and dryer and get their manuals. Read them and how to do laundry.

[@Heartleaf_]

So happy you had Tay for this I love her so much

[@AlliFinder]

Chilled got rationed so hard it's not even 😂😂

[@frippolin]

I wanted to be a police dog when I was younger

[@phil56892]

I wanted to be a garbage man! Until I found out they actually work more then one day a week

[@leaguemastergg3647]

the thing that most upsets me is that target employees get paid as much as EMTs

[@AD-cy4vj]

"It's in there somewhere!"