how to make a berd

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[@biggiecheeseofficial100]

Joey has the most character development in the berd cinematic universe

[@pogtato7057]

bruh skunk exists 💅

[@suctioncupman2100]

What about duel?

[@oefest5252]

@@pogtato7057 Sorry, BiggieCheeseOfficial has spoken, making skunk the runner up

[@freakymoejoe2]

Joey just shaking and convulsing with rage in the back

[@GabrielTheMagolorMain]

The cry killed me

[@Berd]

grow your very own berd today with this helpful process tutorial!

[@agent_w.]

does this remind you guys of the Plumbus How It’s Made video from Rick and Morty?

[@Zippy69]

Interesting

[@HerbistHerb]

Thanks berd

[@sadder9830]

Yo

[@delta-05-]

Y e s.

[@ujicosnail]

Very informative, will be useful sometime soon! Thanks

[@duongkienquoc7545]

Make one on how to make a snail

[@gibusdingus7807]

Can you put berd in your music video pls? 🙏

[@holorizu7316]

Hot milk? Now make a berd with milk

[@Fumo_273]

Now I can't stop imagining me studying with one of your songs but with berd theme

[@yuriyuka9598]

I can't believe it's real Ujico yet it is

[@Pixelcraftian]

I hope Jefry remembers to build the pillow fort

[@-Alexander2001MB]

I doubt it

[@dillyderg1208]

.

[@jaxonreid7588]

He forgor 💀

[@Squid_Salad]

@@jaxonreid7588 he got dementia

[@orcacultist4526]

*Jefy

[@almondtofuchan3157]

I’m glad he released this tutorial. I’ve always gotten my berds store-bought but homemade berds are much cheaper!

[@davedan274]

And delicious!

[@gabrielhelton1823]

How did you grow your berds so fast?

[@Green-vw5vr]

@@gabrielhelton1823 a sugar

[@ethanhiggins5766]

I’ve been having trouble getting a joe

[@strawberryexpress]

DONT FORGET THE PILLOW

[@mr.ballstone1914]

Boy Joey sure does seem like a nice guy I’m glad he is there willingly and not forced against his will and unpaid

[@ditchfood8047]

Oh boy...you're gonna wanna sit down...

[@envyschild7372]

By talos this can't be happening...

[@franciscocarmonanoguera5856]

You're going to get very disappointed...

[@qutlicopatlixhotutti6552]

Look at your picture from further away, then the eyes from the bird thing look like big floppy ears and the nose holes look like eyes ... the bird is a cut little not bird thing if you look at it like that from far away (not to far away then you cant see shit) really nice this really fooled me you birdornotbirdperson

[@alex.g7317]

@@qutlicopatlixhotutti6552 tbh I didn’t even notic it was an ostrich until I zoomed into his pfp, thanks to you. I honestly thought it was some Derpy bat or smthn

[@BigJoeySlaps]

Please free me from this horrible existence I only want to watch one of my seeds grow someday

[@nandanthony]

Berd joey

[@icysarcasm7177]

No

[@quanganho447]

you can do what bob did

[@DuTrom]

No Joey you big stinky head

[@lucastle]

3:08 that "what?" Makes me feel like you write the script while begin hella high and now you are reading it for the first time

[@GrampaCramps]

I love that the egg serves literally no other purpose than to be put in the sugar for a few seconds lmao

[@stupidstar4265]

the avian essence

[@firefly4856]

Well....it has a purpose to be alive...? Since it moves...? Yeah it doesn't have a lot going for it.

[@RedRiotRoss]

Finally, now I know. I thought it was just regular birth like this whole time

[@nijimuraokuyasuau7692]

Same

[@kweep1]

The thought of a berd giving birth is terrifying

[@blagovest3239]

just regular bErth, mate

[@superbodaciousflibbertigib8139]

But with an egg or straight up mammalian bErTh ? !

[@co5micwaffle742]

Ross having access to this information scares me.

[@CheeseYourself]

I think it's genius how all the people are drawn as cartoonish berds, and the one actual berd (the chicken) is drawn like a deformed monstrosity

[@DaTallFox]

The sheer emotion displayed by Joey is impressive for a vibrating bowling ball with a beak

[@Ashley-yf4nf]

This is possibly my favorite one of these, the narration is so professional and immersive that I feel like I'm there in the Berd Factory, watching Joey sob uncontrollably

[@heathola7137]

s o b

[@TacitusKilgore567]

I just love how berd is expanding the berd cinematic universe. Because he already told us about the berd tree in a patreon video. Hes adding new stuff but alway stays consinstent with the facts A true piece of art

[@juliamavroidi8601]

Which video had the berd tree?

[@TacitusKilgore567]

@@juliamavroidi8601 Bread patreon shorts In that video it also mentions how tall they are

[@catowner2777]

little do we know his video actually has a lore

[@catowner2777]

Videos*

[@Poorly-MadeAnimations]

What’s the stray bullet a reference to?

[@abcdefgh6143]

i love how it ends PERFECTLY at the 4:20 time mark

[@michaellancia45]

1:48 poor Joey why must you take his precious seed away from him

[@saladspoonami4563]

Thank you for this very helpful tutorial, I tried it at home! Now I don’t have one

[@Is_kitten]

Not only that, but now you have crippling fear of sudden death

[@JoshFloor]

Did you set up the pillow fort?

[@Hileavemealone]

Well, he DID specify microwave. Make sure you use that, and double check to see if it's not an oven.

[@saladspoonami4563]

@@Hileavemealone I see,

[@saladspoonami4563]

@@JoshFloor hmm I can’t remember. I got hit by something in the head

[@OpblazekinYT]

For those who didn't know, the 1st sugar bowl has the chemical composition of cocaine, but it's still sugar though, so don't worry

[@thespelsheepington6664]

Nose sugar

[@nocashnobitcheslol21]

Oooooo

[@MelloriNoMori]

It's the same level of addicting. Sugar just so happens to be a bit more brain-healthy.

[@artichoke3279]

i literally had to look this up XDD

[@jameschristensen26]

That made the episode 1000x more funny

[@bsmn2oid]

1:20 the delivery of this line is absolutely perfect

[@POOH_LY]

3:27 I like how he just forgets about it literally a second. Be like Jefy, don't put your mind too much on bad things. Forget and, move on.

[@LegosR4Adlts]

Out of all the gags he’s done I like how “Oklahoma, Texas” and “Texas, Oklahoma” are the ones that make him outright question his sanity. That’s how you know he’s a genius. They are always misunderstood. But super geniuses question themselves.

[@khaoskhaos]

texas is called furies in the drawing too

[@zdoesstuffs13]

I followed the tutorial word for word, and now have two healthy berds.

[@Berd]

how

[@zdoesstuffs13]

@@Berd 😈

[@merlenclownshuffles]

@@Berd he put a pillow under the tree.😁

[@one_smol_duck]

how many dead berds do you have tho

[@Blue-fg8vt]

The video shows you can get at least 7. Where's the rest of them?

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

i know this is meant to be a funny video but joey holding onto the seed begging bob not to take it away is genuinely heartbreaking to watch 😭😭

[@sharpener3791]

I just needed this lore, but three questions: -How long do berds live? -Where did these 3 Berds come from if they make all the berds? -We've seen berds laying eggs, can new berds come out of those eggs? Love you vids, keep it up with the amazing work!

[@suctioncupman2100]

Obviously the sequence we saw in the video occurred randomly in nature at some point, and these berds replicated it

[@wormboi]

1. Berds are immortal if not squished, smashed, cut in half, or getting punched in the head to death. 2. They come from the depths of hell. 3. All evidence of berd eggs is removed, so maybe. I have done much research for this comment. This is just speculation.

[@Stanfordscienceman]

They were the first of oaklehomie’s natural berds to survive falling from the trees,landing on a pillow fort set up by their ancestor,jefry the first(known in their time for never forgetting to build a pillow fort.) The one who fell on the fort first carried the name of the one who built it,explaining why he’s designated to build them. Bob was the last one,and was the one to suggest replanting,making him the one to carry the burden of taking seeds from Joey. Joey was the one to hone the process of creating the seeds,explaining why he cherishes them,he knows the effort leading up to its creation. This is the tale of the first berds.

[@taterowell6506]

Berd eggs are purely cosmetic and they only lay them for fun some times

[@IXMandalorianXI]

3:40 "shot by a stray bullet from another episode" Berd cinematic universe confirmed.

[@realfordo]

Followed the tutorial word for word and now I have a court hearing tomorrow! Thanks Berd :)

[@julixpinguimon8023]

Joey has had enough.

[@janetcarbone4213]

I like it!!

[@superbodaciousflibbertigib8139]

1:32 It’s at this point that I realize this Mans is goin straight improve.

[@elitesavage6137]

1:43 That's so sad

[@WoolyToonz]

I actually feel bad for Joey, seeing him sad breaks my heart.

[@Thecodytree]

poor joey

[@ZMBICANDI]

We love joey

[@sentientcorn8674]

Eat Joey

[@coolguy1083]

@@sentientcorn8674 wtf

[@frankcasella423]

i don't.

[@mr.boombox5021]

The Holy Trinity of Berd: Jefy, Joey and Bob. Each of them a deity in their own right.

[@soupe.silent_e]

J O E Y C U L T

[@chenterr103]

4:13 funni red berd with gun from duels

[@doodlespiral7110]

Gunman's true origins. As evident by 3:50

[@rocketpack1749]

That’s what I was thinking too 😂

[@statkid7156]

Now I can finally make my own bees at home

[@Natalie-101]

1:54 made me so desperately sad for joey😭

[@quesadibro1245]

2:50 no way its a redwood tree

[@Doctor_Portly_64]

It's been a year and this is still the scariest Analog Horror I've ever watched, it still rocks me to my core every time and keeps me up at night.

[@Phoenix.14]

Ahhh so this is why it takes so long for videos to be made! I appreciate the tender love and care that goes into birthing a berd :)

[@CrAzYGAMINGWOLF]

But now we'll have to wait longer now. Because JEFFREY FORGOT THE DAMN PILLOWS!!

[@DaneGilly]

Four minutes of Berd trying not to laugh over his lines is some real gourmet type shit

[@Enneamorph]

I think Berd has a single sheet of paper with a single prompt for a video idea and then does improv for like 5 minutes, no cuts and that’s how a berd vid is made HOW IT’S MADE, BABY

[@jeepmega629]

This video was: Inspirational ✅ Life-Changing ✅ Heartwarming ✅ Informative ✅ Calming ✅ Enjoyable ✅ Useful ✅ Other ✅

[@GigaChadFromDiscord]

3:35 “little Berd balls” LMAO

[@bootmop]

i just did a wet fart

[@unnurhrafnsdottir9424]

So what you are telling me is: Berds are the "Vanilla" of Animation. A long, complicated process with a lot of important time sensitive steps that could easily go wrong, to produce something that a lot of people think is "basic". Truly brings a tear to your eye.

[@aar0123]

0:02 I wish

[@TheAutisticFrog]

oof, must live in virginia

[@InsufficientVibes]

3:46 gun man cameo

[@nathanfitzgerald2596]

For those of you who are curious how tall a berd tree is in actuality, the empire state building is around 1400 feet to its very tip-toppity-topper. A berd tree is 7800 feet. So, around 5 and a half empire state buildings.

[@Berd]

that's the status of liberty

[@stevenandersen6989]

The status is that liberty is a tall b-

[@shrunkensewers]

its called the staple of liberia

[@Arachnid1]

Nigeria

[@AvectusExolir101]

@@Berd stats of literby

[@Sean-qg3gg]

I love how Jefy, Joey, and Bob helped grow themselves for this documentary

[@panko_the_plantigore5653]

It’s nice to finally get some support about Oklahoma, it’s a very misunderstood place and I’m glad you let people know about our rich culture and our berd making techniques! Thank you for making this documentary!

[@Smucklz]

Berd has got to be the only one who can break character and start laughing and we are ok with it

[@_-Lx-_]

Why do so many people say this "X is the only Y" crap? There's bound to be plenty of other examples of that, do you realise how massive the Internet is?..

[@Raptor-tooth]

@@_-Lx-_ Its called hyperbole.

[@SkySquad]

Joel Haver

[@brysonmcabee3815]

​@@_-Lx-_ skill issue

[@gorgebutton5885]

We are so glad Berd survived the fall or else he couldn’t tell us this amazing process

[@ghostsquad1399]

2:55: every kids first tree climb🤣

[@Total_DuDe]

Berds: from the same mysterious multiversal anomaly that brought you the loved enough, tiny desk engineer.

[@skooledskooled1389]

This has provided some groundbreaking evidence of the anatomy of berds being related to those weird things called “birds”. Astonishing

[@brysonmcabee3815]

as someone from outside oklahoma texas yal animals strange wtf

[@Akirex5000]

Thank you berd. I’ve always wanted to know how to make my own berd. This information will truly benefit humanity in countless ways

[@noel6415]

I really do appreciate short and sweet videos like these. They really do help in expanding the general publics knowledge about what standards are in place for work safety and professionalism.

[@filbert5850]

This is like a drugged up "how it's actually made" and I love it!

[@Huvada]

Most software uses the transparency feature of PNGs automatically. This madlad spends effort to disable the function to make it look more low effort

[@Sick-cada]

Or he just goes out of his way to find fake pngs that rather then being transparent, actually have white/gray checkered pattern as part of the image

[@supirior3747]

0:51 best 10 seconds of the chicken life

[@W0LFB3AT5]

We need more character development of Joey. Guy works his ass off!

[@TheAutisticFrog]

like all workers under capitalism

[@TheAutisticFrog]

):

[@Hugo_Valentine]

I love how different and interesting and unique the sugar is. It’s so amazing.

[@allesarfint]

We need more people like Joey, people who are passionate about what they do and love to work, even if that means being a corporate slave who is forced to make the things they love just to be taken from them in a constant cycle of suffering which drains every bit of passion and will to live. Be like Joey.

[@J_dnvg]

Finally. The secrets have been revealed. Im gonna grow 2 billion million berds. First I need to find Joey.

[@willooo09]

My favorite bits are when he can’t even keep a straight face and starts laughing at his own bits.

[@cro_w1120]

I'd like to file a complaint about my bird, It became self aware.

[@kaksspl]

Now I want an animation of the entire process. You know how there are those very satisfying big animations where a lot of stuff happens and you can just follow it around the screen? This kind of animation with everything visible at once.

[@isakhelil3415]

Joey looks as if he has been defeated by life and I love it

[@theshypuppet]

Berds are pretty useful to have as my own personal serva- I mean friends and this nifty little tutorial of yours will allow me to create a cute little army of fuzzy berds to conquer the wor- I mean give to charity

[@lilstitious6796]

I never felt so much empathy for a animated berd like Joey

[@bluuuuu387]

Formula for cocaine 0:41

[@Possibly_Ash]

My god what the hell did Joey do to deserve this

[@thesalvager3020]

You don't want to know. We don't speak of the 1998 Joey Trials for a reason.

[@kaksspl]

@@thesalvager3020 What if I do want to know?

[@fishstickfailur3]

@@kaksspl _Your body will never be found._

[@jj02mc27]

Joey mentioned the drill. End of story

[@badmoodbird]

Nobody even cared for the chicken that ate a whole bowl of sugar and laid an egg only to have the sugar forcefully yanked out of its body and have its egg taken away. 😢

[@meeton2990]

This is probably the longest animated berd video and it is a masterpiece please make more long video berdy boi

[@light_swich]

this has to be the most beautiful life cycle ever

[@jasonkeats931]

I don't know why I was expecting Joey's tears to be an important ingredient, of course he just suffers for no good reason

[@justinhubbard552]

Jefy needs his own show.

[@ledoge8541]

gun man spawns from the tree, noted

[@tinyanonymous1221]

Ok, im adding this to my playlist, and next time ill follow along.

[@adele6020]

i was really struggling making my berd, thanks for making this tutorial!

[@meyou98760]

I've always wanted more Duel but now I just want to see Joey happy

[@rowmacnezumi8953]

I remember the time the great berd tree first showed up. Glad to see the continuity is kept.

[@cduke08]

As an Oklahoman, I can confirm this is true

[@alexthepersonwhoisexistent]

The most informative video on this platform. 11/10.

[@dannyl434]

I like how this means there’s just way too many huge trees sprouting soon to be dead berds completely forgotten about as they just go on planting more

[@Jam_Sessions51]

Absolutely loved this episode of "How Its Made"! Their episodes are just getting better and better!

[@agent_w.]

“how to make a berd” well when a mommy berd and a daddy berd loves each other very much…

[@AlexDown1]

I think your longer videos is were your humor really shines, this was hilarious.

[@boxmeister3059]

Petition to name this video "Berd: How it's made"

[@xarealpersonx]

wow I never thought about how they are made but that was eye opening

[@user-dm5pv6fm8g]

This was a very insightful video, thank you for the information Berd.

[@mkbee6879]

Thank you for the tutorial berd!

[@commander5ives458]

"oop...he forgot tha pillow..."

[@Mr_POO-5673]

Joey sets down his cup of tea, finger to chin, feeling as if he's forgotten something...

[@skidooqt]

Probably the best tutorial. Straight to the point, so simple. It''s amazing.

[@insertobligatoryreferenceh489]

I love how the chicken is fed sugar to lay an egg, and then the egg is never mentioned again.

[@theopoldthegamer4284]

The egg is put in the sugar

[@larryandfuzz10]

This is truly the most inspirational video I’ve ever seen

[@MargueriteMcClintock]

Me thinking that this was going to be a serious video about berd and how he creates his animations using software etc but this is so much better

[@Thecodytree]

all berds do is die. this is canon now edit: i feel sorry for joey. he needs justice!

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

I wanna see him come back as a villain

[@sgt.autisticsoap7766]

This was not what I was expecting to watch today but I have been pleasantly surprised and I now know how to make my own berds. You have earned my subscription

[@enigmatique1387]

I feel like Berd animates THEN narrates the videos in a free style and the video would be done

[@calamaribowl8683]

0:23 Ah yes, the good ol American States of Shit, aka the A.S.S.

[@luckycamper6558]

I love how you laugh in your videos. Makes me feel like your talking to us like we are your friends. Love your work