HOW TO MAKE IT IN USA - Episode 4 : Booked

[@tsuobachi]

"Warm weather is better than cold weather if you ask me" is the BEST small talk I've ever heard.

[@caulfield618]

I guess you could say that Max has the old "gift for the gab."

[@WKaliberr]

O'Malley's brain need to be studied

[@skipnick]

fuck you, i mean, of course.

[@skaneverdies]

I love the idea of setting up a meeting with your agent just to try one new joke.

[@mikeg1433]

I love how they always call reservations

[@melbatoast667]

On the weekend, lmao.

[@kabalofthebloodyspoon]

So easy to miss his passive aggression lol great writing

[@fightington]

😂😂 he has it on speed dial, that exact cruise company

[@Paddy1591]

Max's sadistic excitement when he exclaims to Joe, "SHE FUCKIN' BURRND 'ERSELF WIT AH BULIT!!!" gets me every time.

[@blotterdowney8075]

i dont care whoyearr

[@cobeycobb]

That’s my favorite part of the series

[@JoePeraComedy]

Sorry about the delay but we're almost finished with more episodes which will be up in the next few weeks. We promise they'll be good ones.

[@Gundogcox24]

***** awesome! can't wait!

[@Scyber_Official]

Hey! You're a pronoun.

[@nolives]

Please come back. And do more "joe perra talks you to sleep".

[@linkmajora8856]

Just started watching your standup joe. Honestly hands down hilarious. I am a big tim and eric fan... more dark humor in IMO and you guys kind of have that element. Who is that other actor by the way...he’s hilarious

[@nolives]

eric anderko the other actors name is Connor O'Malley. He is hilarious. He has a KZbin channel. I highly suggest his trump videos and truth Hunter video.

[@greenspringvalley]

O'Malley's character is definitely based on a real guy.

[@Graydonmf]

andrew dice clay no doubt

[@jimmysmickles7598]

Character?

[@nightchairrecords8655]

Dice without a cigarette dead obvious

[@anikinrodriguez1221]

Yeah, I think it’s a guy named Conor O’Malley, I think?

[@TheSuckoShow]

No doubt Joe and Conner have both encountered shitbag talent agents exactly like this.

[@cars812]

Im not payin for dinner and not dumpin in my seed in ya BAM BAM

[@1dyingwish]

Lmfaooo

[@Archon_of_Freedom_]

😂😂😂😭😭 that part made me choke 😅

[@raymondbizot8893]

that woman on the phone was an angel

[@F0rr0r]

Connor is the comedic embodiment of chaotic evil.

[@stellersjay]

He's hilarious

[@rudiguliani4243]

J00ish psychopathy*

[@burddriscoll2714]

freestyle soda pass

[@bryanfoley71]

Think that was my favorite part, hilarious

[@chanman5001]

I love how they just call on like a Saturday and like the customer service branch

[@wesleyhempoli5548]

It sounded real and unscripted too

[@scolhs]

@@wesleyhempoli5548 it is real

[@TheJacksfilms]

"Where are you guys based out of per chance?"

[@stonedjesus9887]

Well we're based outta Miami, but I'm in Arizona right now

[@silas6173]

Oh my god, two very warm places. HAHAHAHAHA

[@Toghebon]

"I could have him tell you a joke if you wanna just hear it?" "No"

[@momomomoser]

Joe Pera is the cutest

[@justyouraveragefluff2298]

He looks like the SciShow guy

[@FlyingOverTr0ut]

Great one liners from Max, like, "Two very warm places!"

[@kenyonworthenii7389]

“Two very warm places HAHAHAHAHAHA”

[@goldenhog]

Conner is so good at fixing Joe's jokes

[@dandean8481]

Just needed a Rasta hat and hookers joes blew up now

[@ldawg7117]

I love how this is basically just Connor trying to make Joe laugh by saying the most outlandish, crazy shit lol

[@concretezoo98]

i see why connors not in "talks with you" that much. he's fucking joes kryptonite for staying in character lmaooo

[@kalleyxx]

watching this series (endlessly) give me some sort of comfort, this is such a obscure type of humour. I really wanna share this to someone but im afraid if they dont like it.

[@nateo6806]

Same! I really hope we eventually see more of these guys. They're awesome.

[@yodesly9117]

A Freaky Friday situation with these two would be surreal

[@connorgaydos8677]

DUDE JOE!!! MAKE ANOTHER SERIES WITH CONNOR ASAP

[@NSXTACY420]

Conner is a comedic genius

[@WeCantBeSeen]

he reminds me of saul goodman kinda

[@ciara7172]

Was thinking the same thing

[@RickFoxChicken]

Just an absolutely inept version

[@AwakeNotWokeBruh]

If Saul Goodman had a baby with Ari Gold...

[@theonejokeking3191]

It seems like they are probably calling the actual cruise lines and speaking to real workers who don’t know it’s a skit 😂

[@johnLennon255]

But they always call the wrong service department

[@BradTech.]

Have you seriously had a KZbin channel without me knowing for an entire decade!??

[@andy42x]

The chocolate buffet. Lol

[@morpheusdorpheusorpheus]

The best part of this series is that they always call on Saturday

[@spencerj4677]

You can tell Joe Pera’s trying not to laugh the entire time.

[@jango7889]

It's like I've stumbled upon a goldmine of comedy

[@solognabologna]

I wish I worked in the T.V business, I'd get both of these guys writing and doing recurring characters on prime time sitcoms. The two best characters from TCGS; comedic timing and improvisational skills out the ass!

[@CardboardBitsKris]

It's been two weeks. I NEED MORE EPISODES!

[@Dom-pj9ft]

It’s been 4 years

[@culture4519]

Just go ahead and show up they’ll know trust me

[@outled]

Joe Pera's voice reminds me of Robert Dyer, i have enjoyed this series.

[@Justin-lq4lc]

Netflix needs to give you a show, it'll at least be better than Master of none.

[@an8790]

Ty Thomas Boxing Training Many TV series have inflated ratings, mostly because they have many die hard fans. The worse seasons of some series still clock in at 7/10, with the 10/10 ratings galore keeping them afloat. The Marvel universe films for instance are not masterpieces by any means, the acting and direction is very mediocre, yet there are so many people enthusiastic about the series, and they have all the right to be, but the 8/10 ratings is no indication of great cinema there. Objectively, they are not that fantastic.

[@sierrasouthwell9237]

​@@an8790 Marvel Movies are no Citizen Kane, but they're entertaining, funny, have fleshed-out characters, and minimal plot holes. Can you say the same for Transformers? or the latest Star Wars films (excluding Rogue One)? I mean, I wouldn't exactly nominate these movies for an Oscar, but they're still good, entertaining movies.

[@an8790]

Sierra Southwell I still think they are overhyped. I want to say that they are not within my taste, but then i remember that I liked the Dark Knight trillogy, and that I liked Watchmen, and Joker, good superhero/villain movies are not an impossibility. I don't think the MCU movies are bad, just kind of decent. A kind of 5/10 to 6/10 most of them. I think the limiting factor for me is the overall story, which should be central in a movie. Good CGI, absence of plot holes and decent acting isn't enough. They lack soul and any sort of sense that they were not just thought up by a sales focus group. The series was designed to reach the least common denominator with audiences, as proven how they added a scene in the last one to please the Chinese market, which is phony to say the least. The original trillogy in starwars also had decent acting, the visual effects are really aged, but the worldbuilding and the story and the music was fantastic, making the overall impression great, and making them worthy to go down in cinema history. The MCU movies are predictable and formuleic in story, the music is professional but forgettable, and how the characters and the world interacts feels bland. The only real 'wow' factor are the effects, which I don't count into being important making a good movie as there are 100 year old movies with effects that look terrible now that still shine with authenticity and creativity.

[@sierrasouthwell9237]

@@an8790 Again, I'm not claiming that these movies are masterpieces (and I was also comparing them to the newest Star Wars movies, not the originals), but they're fun to watch and worth seeing in the theaters, and really, isn't that what rotten tomatoes is supposed to tell you? I've seen the movies that Rotten Tomatoes rates as around 60%, and those are.... really not great (Transformers 2009 being one)

[@an8790]

Sierra Southwell I'd just put transformers lower ;) You do have a point, they are okay, and objectively they are a decent watch, especially if you're looking to watch something in the cinema with friends. Maybe it'd be clearer if we used different parameters to rank movies? Comedies that are hilarious always have a rating that's too low, that never made sense to me. Films made to make people laugh that succeed in that often have that 6.5 or 6, even if the viewer has a really good time (because the acting isn't so good, or whatever), which is the point of a film :)

[@丫o]

I love that Joe spends half the time just trying not to laugh at Conner

[@TedDidlio]

Dying for an episode 5

[@SarahSkinnyJeans]

I'm in love with Connor omg lol

[@buschtrout1499]

I like to imagine that Connor O’Malley as the agent is a closet drinker but is a high functioning alcoholic.

[@lillybarber8737]

imagine joe saying fuck. i think that would make the world implode

[@raznatalia141]

2:11 The Warm Weather Is Better Than Cold Weather If You Ask Me (Sleazy Smirk)

[@joem13yearsago73]

Congratulations joe

[@SamMikey]

John C Reilly, that's who he sounds like! Took me four episodes but I got there.

[@juniper646]

No joke, this serries is teaching me how to get booked.

[@proterotype]

Great stuff. More please

[@mimosajd]

“Moved into the YMCA.” And we never heard the end of that story

[@thezacpariah]

Brooooooo 49k subscribers? This truly is a bleak world. I'll look back at this message in a couple years and this guy will be on a box a Wheaties doin flips and shit. Boom. That's how you tell the joke. Hahahahahahaha

[@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147]

He's BOOKED! He gotta gig.

[@generaltomfoolery8299]

If feel like I'm at work at the moment, this is the exact dynamic I have with my work partner, its uncanny 🤯

[@wesleyhempoli5548]

Why do i get the feeling that the actual call to cruise reservations was real and unscripted??? This so cool 😊

[@carthiefd]

Wesley Hempoli The calls are all real. In the description of each episode.

[@deadinside8542]

I love the glasses dude

[@Ravangers]

are these real prank calls? the receptionists are great lol

[@horrorlover3365]

Thanks Joe

[@peterdalmationcro4217]

Free soda pass, lol.

[@shredder_mang3211]

Glad he’s onto bike talk show

[@teeheeteeheeish]

Joe looks up at the building as if it’s the first time he’s there

[@MELL0WD]

I Love your stuff Mr. Pera! keep up the good work :)

[@dorton]

after seeing connors channel coming back to this video makes it so much fuckin funnier

[@beetalius]

this is like situation crank calls

[@robertholt3996]

He's like Saul Goodman if Saul Goodman worked as a talent agent and also was completely useless.

[@wrapperhead6579]

Where is joe pera? He hasn't posted in so long :(

[@ciara7172]

He has a show on adult swim

[@n3v3rg01ngback]

Two very warm places HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[@stellersjay]

Lmao john denver too clever for this shit 😂

[@dustinkitchen9388]

Joe Pera and Connor O'Malley: the dichotomy of man.

[@ho0t0w1]

please tell me O'Malley wrote that blue bit from your special because that would make this bit retroactively so much funnier 😅

[@jackdoheny2792]

Keep plugging away joe

[@lucasharvie]

48th and west side highway!!! They'll know you!! haaaaa

[@wallacefan20]

That squirrel picture on his desk. Can someone give me a link?

[@asong4thedead]

I tried to find it, in vain.

[@asong4thedead]

Update: images.app.goo.gl/Xxdob6Hno2FiGtDbA

[@Jakeshark]

Joe came real close to cracking at that video

[@christmastiger]

Every video I get so delightfully distracted by whatever is on that squirrels hands in the picture on his desk

[@nomikosthegreat]

Did they really call the cruise line thats straight up real huh hahaha

[@seamslatasha3598]

Does any one know where I can get a copy of that squirrel portrait on his desk? I need it.

[@kludgybrains3459]

this is fucking gold!

[@JonOroMusic]

❤️

[@jeremycocking1964]

At the beging,cost music so,Relaxing,then heavy so funny 2020

[@godsentcatastrophiee]

Congrats Joe!

[@professorb3744]

I love that shit... that shit is f*ckin' funny, I don't care who you are!

[@adamfitzgerald911]

We don't deserve Joe Pera.

[@flexor212000]

0:45 Immediately pissed because he has to "work".

[@InfiniteRhombus]

"i dont care whoyar"

[@TheGuyYouSeeOnTV]

be careful of the demons joe, they take form of dolphins

[@matthiaskelley3874]

are these calls real? the people on the phone are perfectly realistic

[@jamesc210]

They are real, I think it says it on the video description

[@nightchairrecords8655]

Dice clay without a cigarette

[@manuellobeiras3047]

HAHahahahaha holy shit this is incredible.. XD

[@calvinvan3562]

He doesn't seem to appreciate the hoops his agent is jumping through to get him a gig.

[@AnthonyMerloAJM]

THAT SHIT IS FUCKING FUNNY, I DON’T CARE WHO YA ARE

[@tumblingworm737]

Wheres that girls epic fail link

[@braelett8705]

Joe Dirt vs. Joe Pera

[@goo3168]

what accent does Joe have going on there???

[@bluestate69]

+Baby Blue its like a northern plains states, North Dakota type accent, but not really.

[@matthewfuller5209]

+Mr. Misty-Eyed Maple Syrup drinker.

[@edwardp5748]

fuck yea.. huh?

[@bboppppppppppppp]

best

[@outgoingnoise]

damn

[@dewit4176]

5:07

[@BallerDan53]

Joe. GET A DIFFERENT AGENT.

[@TheJohnGway]

I swear Conner is a Sam Hyde influenced comic. That or just a coincidental style.

[@asong4thedead]

Nah. Connor is playing a character, Sam is just an asshole who isn't funny.

[@Sk8boardpsych0]

@@asong4thedead A. How is a he an asshole? B. You're right, he is not funny; he's hilarious. Hyde and O'Malley would be kings as a comedic duo. That should be obvious.

[@asong4thedead]

@@Sk8boardpsych0 Sam ruined his own career by being an anti-Semitic, misogynistic racist on his show, and as a person. He then tried blaming Tim Heidecker, Brett Gelman, and anyone else besides himself when his show was cancelled for it's bigotry and the amount of complaints it received. Sam doesn't seem to understand freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from consequences of his own actions. He fucked up his own career and now has to make his own way, with his website or whatever the hell he does. Meanwhile, Conner is friends with Heidecker and is working with him and his production company. Connor PLAYS a crazy right wing asshole sometimes, while Sam IS a crazy, right wing asshole who has burned most of his bridges. Oh well.

[@hangedups2608]

NO

[@U2BEMatchmaker]

That's no way to do business. Not going to get a good reputation that way.

[@joshbarrigada]

Suscribe?

[@drcanoro]

I hate when Joe Pera is put in a situation contrasting to him. He really shines when all the environment works with him, like when he talks you to sleep, or show you some of his footage, or visit some breakfast place to eat pancakes. When all the elements blend with his essence, you get a complete product, otherwise is like having some country singer in a rave, it disrupts the experience making it less enjoyable.

[@bambehdeluxe8751]

This was literally like the same thing as the last episode...

[@danielharless1468]

I like Joe but hate all the other people they pair him up with