If you are upset about this Beetle being treated so bad, don't worry. It went straight the the scrap yard after. The poor car.. This poor poor car
@ianw59203 жыл бұрын
This video made my day 😂😂
@quantumsativa1113 жыл бұрын
I have an Interview in a couple of hours and watching this absolutely made my day!!! Thanks!
@RW-zh7kl3 жыл бұрын
With that paint job, it needed to be put out of its misery.
@ChrisdeHaan3 жыл бұрын
Love these 4-1 videos 😆🤣😂
@trohskcin3 жыл бұрын
you forgot to mention people should have the air in the tires rotated and blinker fluid topped off
@chrisfix3 жыл бұрын
Learned something new from this video. I just got a German car and there is oil all over the engine. I thought it was a bad gasket but I guess German cars all lubricate on the outside. Didn’t know that.
@marsbanditnyc90433 жыл бұрын
Woah it’s crazy seeing you here! It’s like seeing Tom Cruise at my local deli 😂😂
@southernautodiy26433 жыл бұрын
ay mah boi chrisfix is here man, show him how these videos are done!
@dogchainsaw39233 жыл бұрын
Rust protection bro
@davidduma76153 жыл бұрын
You have to use canned air from the Alps in the tires though.,
@povlife70243 жыл бұрын
it's called active rust protection 🤷
@thatgirlliani3 жыл бұрын
"I think its just supposed to to that" is the most VW thing ever spoken.
@HumbleMechanic3 жыл бұрын
HahH the best part, she fired these off on her own.
@bubot173 жыл бұрын
Exactly hahaha
@DredDon3 жыл бұрын
Or...'they all do that.'
@Fillup823 жыл бұрын
This should be their slogan.
@tdkyt463 жыл бұрын
Don't forget "the car" tbh German car companies are really good at helping me understand what it is
@EngineeringExplained3 жыл бұрын
I love the circle of victory!! Can't wait to customize my rides with this one easy trick.
@HumbleMechanic3 жыл бұрын
Mechanics hate that one trick
@ChrisMadson3 жыл бұрын
The crayon smell got me 😂😂😂 When I was a valet, EVERY Beetle smelled like crayons!!!
@nahmean24623 жыл бұрын
They really do lol
@nlz2423 жыл бұрын
My in-laws have a 13 years old new beetle and the crayon smell is intense.
@pucho28a3 жыл бұрын
The crayon smell is in most Mk4 that I've known my wife loves the smell when she rides with me on my Jetta
@carolynekeeler3 жыл бұрын
CHARLES I WAS SO CONFUSED!!! LMaO 😂 also - best co-host ever!
@HumbleMechanic3 жыл бұрын
Hahahha she nailed it
@585Lowrider3 жыл бұрын
Man I forgot about April fools you had me at the oil dip stick then realized today is that day . Lol
@pricey0986ify3 жыл бұрын
Same here, I just thought the madness had finally set in
@EliteMotorWorksFL3 жыл бұрын
Circle of victory!! 😂 you have more experience then the entire VW dealership. This is pure Gold!
@harrynazarian31843 жыл бұрын
I usually run the engine with soap and water to get all the black goo out. Once it's clear, I button everything up and go about my day! Don't forget to refill your blinker fluid and check your exhaust bearings!!
@xMrOzzy3 жыл бұрын
I forgot to check my exhaust bearing last month and it absolutely destroyed my windshield so I’m going to have to replace my tires ASAP.
@harrynazarian31843 жыл бұрын
@@xMrOzzy Oh damn man, sorry to hear that. May want to also check the dashboard washer fluid while you're replacing the tires.
@MrTheHillfolk3 жыл бұрын
@@xMrOzzy that's because you didn't lubricate the trunk latch,I've seen it before. I think there's a thread on the forum.
@saro92dme3 жыл бұрын
You almost forgot the piston return springs!! 🤷♂️
@SWAGXICAN1003 жыл бұрын
😂
@AlienFreak693 жыл бұрын
QUICK TIP: I always lick the dipstick to make sure the oil is still sweet. Once it's sour, you know it's gone bad and needs to be changed.
@ehyme563 жыл бұрын
Whenever you buy a new car, you can lick the oil to convince the seller that you're certifiably insane, and will probably murder them.
@InitialXG3 жыл бұрын
Man I feel bad for anyone watching this outside April 1st
@michaelcrumlett1873 жыл бұрын
Charles, that was fun. Unfortunately, I think one or two of my mechanics watched that video and took it seriously.
@fortimusprime Жыл бұрын
lol here I was waiting for ACTUAL tips. Took me a while to find out it was an April Fools. 😂 But seriously, do you have a video about this?
@chrisfix3 жыл бұрын
Your daughter was spot on!
@n9wox3 жыл бұрын
Always be concerned when the car is older than the sales person.
@mensa4953 жыл бұрын
They got us in the first half, not gonna lie
@_IMNNO3 жыл бұрын
What just about to say that ngl.
@astronautstangorobets16043 жыл бұрын
For real once he said lube the engine top. I was like definitely a april fools vid
@mensa4953 жыл бұрын
@@astronautstangorobets1604 same hahaha
@kevinparr48233 жыл бұрын
Great to see a professional machanic at work 👍 here in the UK these cars can get oil leaks ... Simple fix is to remove the oil drain plug 😀 in a few days the leaks disappear 🥳
@michaelfreeman19643 жыл бұрын
"It's supposed to do that." Who hasn't heard that line? It's like "the A/C just needs a charge."
@kalvinle22013 жыл бұрын
Boy oh boy, though this was a legit tips video until i saw the first tip then looked at the posted date! Got a good laughs. Thank you, Sir for such a hilarious videos!
@JamesThorpe3 жыл бұрын
Charles, you were seriously channeling your inner Chris Fix AND Garage 54 there! :D
@audikris3 жыл бұрын
Some seriously good tips here! Also love your little helper making an appearance! She clearly understands the value of steel traction bands and low PSI for extra grip.
@stevenharpervw3 жыл бұрын
Brondo 🤣nice movie reference
@Chris675R3 жыл бұрын
"Brawndo got what plants crave, it got electrolytes"
@stevenharpervw3 жыл бұрын
@@Chris675R laughing my ass off at the reference 🤣👌😂
@300DBenz3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for uploading this before I got started on a Tiguan water pump, I used ALL your tips and it turned out great! The customer really appreciated the new flowerpot!
@cg88883 жыл бұрын
Make sure to use thicker battery wood on a TDI as per the spec listed in the Bentley manual.
@schmiddy1063 жыл бұрын
I did a stage II minwax on my battery wood, 1.8t neva lose
@tomwolf74493 жыл бұрын
Took it hook, line and sinker, till you watered the flowers. Thanks for the smiles and laughs and the joy of a child.
@eppyz3 жыл бұрын
I think Charles sidekick in the video is adorable you guys make a good team 👍
@Vaguh3 жыл бұрын
This one will go down in the record books as one of the best videos for proper VW maintenance!
@Iceberg4k13 жыл бұрын
2-300 years lol. I love my VWs. This is the best advice.
@LtColVenom3 жыл бұрын
I'm so used to Charlies being spot on and super informative that it took me up to the "lubricate the exterior of the engine" to get the joke.
@dridgesnapoleon3 жыл бұрын
As soon the video started I was like "almost perfect?" Then I was like shit it's april 1st time to have a good laugh
@johnwithcats3 жыл бұрын
"de-electroned this connector" I'M DYING, that was just perfect
@buttfudge46453 жыл бұрын
I change my battery wood once a year to be safe 👍
@Matt4636343 жыл бұрын
I recommend Schwartzwald premium pine.
@Fahrenheitrkg3 жыл бұрын
Changing once a year is overkill. Don't follow the dealership maintenance schedule: they're just interested in selling you battery wood you don't really need.
@hoost30563 жыл бұрын
Is that the same as air cleaner cheese?
@turdiousmcfurgeson15703 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "The Circle of Victory!" LOL
@tomhyland8613 жыл бұрын
The only thing a VW will keep running is your mechanic's 401k. Great Vid.
@ravi2707833 жыл бұрын
you almost sounded like our great scotty Kilmer 😃
@samwisegamgie81633 жыл бұрын
She makes the best sales person ever. I will have to implement all her parts information in my next vw build lol. They sound legit to me.
@MadMax-dm9pi3 жыл бұрын
I'm very thankful for those awesome tips i done all of them and my car will run forever
@iankonstantino66483 жыл бұрын
Tried some of these tips on my mom's car. She really doesn't like the victory circle on her windshield but she's glad I took care of the oil :)
@samdefoe10433 жыл бұрын
The circle of victory got me 😂😂
@martenm17383 жыл бұрын
Greatly spoken! This will keep my VW running forever, Thanks for the tips!
@federicogiutta16113 жыл бұрын
greetings from Costa Rica, from a 2003 Jetta owner. You rock man!!!
@NickyyDubbs3 жыл бұрын
Today wasn’t the best day for me, and even thought its a little late I’m so glad I decided to watch this. You had me almost crying, it was so epic 🤣 So thank you for this, it made my day
@jrkaz60703 жыл бұрын
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PLOTTING THIS!!!!! I'm so glad I tapped on this video to try to wake up to for.Its Friday and I was dreading going to work 2day,..now I am wide awake!!@Thanks Humble, HILARIOUS!!!👍👍👍👍👍
@JoediyLab7 ай бұрын
So cute, Next generation VW technician in training. Thanks Charles. Made my day
@theskateboardt6193 жыл бұрын
As soon as you broke the dipstick I knew it was a April fools joke great video man
@SuperXygote3 жыл бұрын
lol, the crayon bit got me. Had a MK4 Jetta and always just thought the previous owners dropped crayons in the vents.
@markplenty26313 жыл бұрын
My VW Passat b7 has 205,000 miles and was looked after religiously, I serviced it every 10k every 10k, and it drives as well as it did on day 1!
@MrTheHillfolk3 жыл бұрын
I got a mk4 Jetta in 2001, and put an optima battery in it. Best investment ever. Everyone with the wiring issues in the battery area can blame the lead acid battery venting and corroding all the wiring and causing issues. I checked a few of the grounds under there recently and it looked like new when I pulled the nuts off ,so I just tightened em back down.
@MrTheHillfolk3 жыл бұрын
3:50 My beater Nissan uses a rolled up shop towel crammed in the groove 😝
@vwking063 жыл бұрын
Vw smell good, is that for all models or just MK IV's?
@takeomack2782 Жыл бұрын
OMG THIS WAS ONE OF YOUR BEST VIDEOS IN A WHILE! Love you buddy! I appreciate all of your videos!!!
@HumbleMechanic Жыл бұрын
Haha thank you!
@mattvanourney1283 жыл бұрын
I loved the crayon air freshener. Good job Charles
@ianrichani37473 жыл бұрын
Finally!! A good maintenance video
@michaelw62773 жыл бұрын
I’ve had a GTI for over ten years now, that I bought new. I don’t understand all the hate, it’s been the most reliable car I’ve ever owned. Yeah it’s had a few problems, but the Camry I had spent more time in the shop. At over 140k miles I’m comfortable getting in it and driving it anywhere with no worries that it’ll leave me stranded.
@HumbleMechanic3 жыл бұрын
I have 8 cars on the fleet now. Lol the Mazda is the one with the MIL
@Mechadondada3 жыл бұрын
I’ve had two MK4 Jetta’s. A 2.0 and a 1.8T. Both manual. It’s been years since then and the turbo had mad problems, but I still miss it. Even the disgusting crayon stench. They were so much fun.
@djcarlitosatl3 жыл бұрын
At 1st, I took this seriously, then it brought a smile, and by the time he watered the plant, I was lol!
@Mikefngarage3 жыл бұрын
CHARLES this video RULES
@xiLeMaNiK3 жыл бұрын
Most informative video ever! Really shows what a good maintenance plan does to preserving your car..... 😂
@takeomack27823 жыл бұрын
Took me until 1:40 to realize this video was a gag! Nice one Charles! 😂 BTW LOVED the W8 tear down video my brother!! ❤️
@lexioncombine94033 жыл бұрын
"Battery wood" BWAHAHA Living in Louisiana, this is a real thing.
@pucho28a3 жыл бұрын
Charles you got me on this one, I was like... I can't believe what I was watching it was actually him doing all those terrible things to a Beetle then I realized it's April 1st LOL.
@tylerkrug77193 жыл бұрын
Break some of the funnel off and check it again,lol haha
@noway2343 жыл бұрын
The way to keep your V.W running forever is to find a good mechanic and get your engine rebuilt every 10,000 miles.
@ChickenC0re3 жыл бұрын
My Jetta lasted 30,000 miles before it needed engine removal. It just goes to show you the craftsmanship that goes into these things.
@JoeyAndVehicles3 жыл бұрын
I was like WHAT IM I MISSING HERE, *checks date on phone*..
@DerBlutsauger3 жыл бұрын
Most excellent, sir. Your technician is very savvy!
@scottymsu60633 жыл бұрын
This video is awesome! I learn how to maintain my VW better now.. Thanks
@Hedgehodge-3 жыл бұрын
This is the perfect video for our future generation. This will be more help, to most of them, than anything else I've seen you or anyone online that's posted in the last 300 years. Vw smell good, I knew the 🖍️ smell meant it was working as intended lol.
@tuckerlutz52893 жыл бұрын
Lmfao i love that opening shot of you just smaking the secondary air pump with a hammer
@iankleckner3502 жыл бұрын
Wow this video is GOLDEN, thank you so much for this. Your delivery was perfect :-)
@michaelskinner8963 жыл бұрын
I gotta say that you had me at the intro, but watering the plant was the best part.
@lucasbuhr11503 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: all tires are studded tires if you run them bald enough.
@tre_2EC03 жыл бұрын
Wasting Liquimoly, now that’s that’s dedication to the joke :)
@wicked_vix11323 жыл бұрын
Not just dedication but legendary.
@Heyyo_Friday3 жыл бұрын
You'll notice he poured a very small amount
@wicked_vix11323 жыл бұрын
Needs more lubrications than that. Especially for the turbo.
@chrisrhodes54643 жыл бұрын
Always good to see mom's and dads spending time with there kids
@stevenmaginnis19653 жыл бұрын
Okay. I have a 2012 sixth-generation Golf. Right now, it runs fine. It has nearly 52,000 miles on it. I've had only two problems with it since I bought it new. The first one took seventeen tries to get fixed by the dealer - I'm not making that up! It was a constant stalling when the car was at a stop. The second problem was a broken latch on the hatch door. I got that fixed on one try. I have only three other issues, all of them cosmetic. The lip of my driver's seat has collapsed because of the foam inside falling apart. The right B-pillar trim is rippled, and so is the paint on my right rearview mirror cap. Otherwise, I'm good - no peeling soft-touch plastic like on my old Mark 4! I hope to get all of this fixed eventually, but I have to ride out the pandemic first. I wanted to get a new Mark 8 Golf in base form, but Volkswagen of America, in its infantine wisdom, has decided not to sell it here and just offer us only the more expensive GTI and R models. Even if I could get a base Mark 8 Golf, I know I can't get a car with an in-dash CD player anymore. (I have lots CDs, but no smartphone. I'm a flip-phone guy.) So, yeah, I sort of WOULD like to keep my Golf 6 forever, and I came here specifically to learn how to do that Next time, can you please post a video explaining how to make your VW run forever FOR REAL??? Please?
@thematrix34313 жыл бұрын
I bought a used VW in really great condition.. the only downside was that it didnt have any holes in the speed pipes and the lights on the dash stay off so I never know if they work or not. I thought the check engine lights and all that on VW dashes are usually on? Are my fuses just bad? I could have sworn those came from the factory like that? Maybe they started producing them hole-less and with lights off after the 2007 refresh? Minus those two things I'm happy with my purchase.
@sparks66663 жыл бұрын
Have an '03 Passat with 200k miles... Completed all of these fixes.
@Peraccaflacka3 жыл бұрын
Wasn’t sold... til the sales person really strong armed me into it 😂 cheers dude🤙
@richardrahadi3 жыл бұрын
My mate replaced his coolant with iced lemon and paracetamol mix, now his engine runs really cool
@paulaus3 жыл бұрын
I actually just replaced the dipstick funnel on my MKV Non Turbo FSI and it seemed like the level was reading good when it shouldn't have! By the way on that engine you have to remove the intake to replace the dipstick funnel! It's okay though that gave me the opportunity to pour out 15 years of accumulated oil and carbon sludge.
@g4holla3 жыл бұрын
I was already going pretty good, but when he busted out that hose I lost it.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@alincatalin60873 жыл бұрын
I thought : " wtf is he doing to that oil dipstick ? ", then I realised that you uploaded it on 1st 😂😂😂
@travislee113 жыл бұрын
Totally thought this was gonna be a Scotty Kilmer spoof at first when he kept mentioning how many years he’s been working on cars lol. Great video. Love it.
@joshuam75523 жыл бұрын
Hey Charles, can you put a link in the description for the OEM Battery Wood? Been looking for one everywhere!
@acefighterpilot3 жыл бұрын
Most people don't know that Piech specifically designed the New Beetle's cabin to efficiently accommodate large quantities of car parts piled up.
@D0zer1223 жыл бұрын
Really nice. They way some people 'maintain' their cars might make this real 😄
@meganclosset87463 жыл бұрын
Always learning something new! Today's video didn't disappoint. And kiddo's sales skills are on point!
@jeriwollmann73663 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣had a great laugh thanks Charlie. Happy April fools day
@alessandropru3 жыл бұрын
Your salesman was perfect!😉
@Human_Resource3 жыл бұрын
Happy April Fool day 😂 the circle of victory lol
@xml22523 жыл бұрын
Ahhh man the circle of victory got me bad. Almost shit in my pants hahaha awesome
@floydblandston1083 жыл бұрын
Can I re-use the factory battery wood, or wood you recommend aftermarket?
@maddogsuper90823 жыл бұрын
I got a question . Are the steering knuckles the same on the convertible new beetle as the new beetles with a roof. Because I I took a knuckle off a convertible beetle. And mine has a roof. They both had the same engine 1.6sr.
@kashifk83293 жыл бұрын
Hello Humble mechanic I have a skoda octavia 1.9 tdi 2005 model car. The car brakes works well for the first 3 attempts then it becomes hard and once drive further you get back the brake for 3 attempts. Also the car does not go above 100 kmph I have changed the turbo charger core 6 months back. Please let me what I need to check to fix this issue. Thanks
@bberg823 жыл бұрын
What is the part number for the VW window sticks? Do they fit North American models?
@RoguePlank3 жыл бұрын
I got a notepad and pen ready for this video...
@TheMKB19783 жыл бұрын
Thank you So much for these awesome tips ! Now I understand my VW problems ✌🏻🙄😂
@alanhubbard18683 жыл бұрын
How could anybody not like your video on the Voltswagen Beetle.
@Masso19733 жыл бұрын
I’m seriously impressed and worried about little smarty pants sales abilities. Dad hasn’t got a chance.
@HumbleMechanic3 жыл бұрын
Nope. Haha no better sales person than a kiddo that wants something
@gekicherbeeren3 жыл бұрын
What is the best wood to use for Battery Wood? I had a Cedar plank but it was overpowering my VW Smell Good.
@brendonwilliams38593 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Now my jetta runs great, and I've gotten lots of compliments on my victory circles!
@MrSaxooBEATT3 жыл бұрын
Watching this on April 8th. I really thought I was going to learn a thing or two lol