How To Make Yourself Look Sick | NO MAKEUP!

[@joelkawiraOfficial]

Did I miss an important method for making oneself look sick? How do you make yourself sick?

[@rosegonzales2768]

Queries Of The Interweb oooopoooooo cool

[@alotoffunstuff5889]

You are so underrated you should have 15× your subs

[@kiannachantel6669]

Queries Of The Interweb Make a video about how to steal😂😛

[@maya.5330]

I have an idea! 1. Wake up at 5:10 2. Make a Mixture (Salt,Mustard,Chicken Chunks,Nasty Stuff that you DISLIKE!) 3. Put in mouth as long as you can 4. Let your MAMA wake u up and when she says brush your teeth 5. When at the sink THROW UP the MIXTURE and make sure your mom notices!!! K ypur ready guys and gals!!

[@FriendlyCelestial]

How to look sick Be sick

[@uh8277]

*that moment when you’ve stayed up all night watching videos trying to find a way to get out of school*

[@uh8277]

lol

[@b.0227]

Thats me right now

[@trihard4145]

Itz Em did u go

[@b.0227]

@@trihard4145 ye i had to go to school

[@audreylatta7927]

Why tf are you watching me

[@blank2074]

not all heroes wear capes

[@blank2074]

Xurb GD thanks

[@reed8462]

*Puts on cape*

[@1933manolito]

@@reed8462 LMAO 😂

[@UwU-ej6yg]

Well, duh. Capes get then killed. It’s inconvenient. Yes I know you’re talking about him.

[@newimprovedhubertcumberdal5219]

TRUE

[@haydenmoore2831]

1:stay up all night 2:look at bright screen (eye strain) 3:keep mouth open (raspy voice) 4:try and make your stomach upset 5:watch all of these videos

[@scorpion9063]

I can do all them but 1 because I have a bedtime I already sick af but I don’t look it

[@parisbubblegum3604]

Thanks man that was helpful ☺

[@tealtube6688]

Im keeping my mouth open and staying up really late and I turned off my comfort view and turned my brightness all the way up and I get big eye bags easily. And pale skin when I don't wash my face so no face wash for me tomorrow I am usually pretty tan raspy voice is working pretty fast its pretty cracky I don't want to get sent home but more like convince my friends is that weird I don't want to stay home just want to convince my friends??? Any other things I should do I am always hungry so should I say I'm not hungry??? And not eat lunch much??? And sneak snacks when I'm not with them???? Cuz ill be STARVING

[@tealtube6688]

They didn't notice 😖 But now I'm actually sick now 😆

[@koreywithak3355]

Oh yeah yeah

[@xotwod8197]

its litterally 3 am and I have school tomorrow im desperate

[@uh8277]

*literally me right now*

[@Rose-tj6bp]

Lmao

[@isellrubberducks5015]

Same

[@deadlymadness_2594]

Me right now

[@jusnicolelol852]

Sameeeeee

[@rinagopal5690]

This channel is just how to escape school and I love it

[@de_order703]

@Robert McCabe maybe not knowing how to write right is a good reason to start going back 😂

[@lisasgluedassbangs981]

@Mountain biking Kids I also know how to write

[@alyweirdchild7233]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH get Out ScHoOl

[@roseskyz-2514]

Lmaoo

[@The_person_who_commented]

We shall escape school

[@mayabri9482]

When you actually feel sick but not sick enough or When you didn’t do that important project and it’s due tmr UH OH

[@classieross1206]

For real

[@user-xj3pu3mm1l]

Or.. when you have that one subject you hate 😂😂😂😂

[@zainay4evr]

Literally me right now

[@tealtube6688]

Or when you owe a teacher a movie project that's due tomorrow and you didn't do but you have a 5 day vacation the day after that 😆

[@roomja3072]

I had excuses...2 times...then,two times i was...SiCk...now I have to do this fckn projekt in a few hours, so...I MESSED UP

[@windfangd2541]

Acts sick in school: Teacher: oh! Are you sick? If you don’t feel good just *put your head on your desk* :)

[@maurisfru]

my teacher is like: *oh.. You don't feel well? just drink some water.*

[@noraeisenman597]

my teacher is like: *”oh you feel sick? go to the nurse”* the nurse: *”get an ice pack and get back to class”*

[@justinan0n691]

My nurse is like oh no your sick gives water and ice pack fo back to class almost throws up 😵

[@jjjulian7483]

My teacher told me that he was not a doctor

[@anna-kayguthrie5575]

haha me too

[@sincerelyamna6006]

He deserves more subscribers

[@aidenweisz1410]

Amna Sofia Hussain true bro

[@aidenweisz1410]

*true

[@toesucker9465]

Ikr

[@helena3058]

No .... he doesn't

[@dilyerstevens8135]

ikrrr

[@마테오-w8j]

You might as well change your channel to how to skip school

[@games4life165]

Sister James then my parents would know what I’m trying to do

[@r4kc156]

Then the parents will catch on

[@jj9787]

I’m literally sick and haven’t eaten in 3 1/2 days and I’m still going to school??

[@annesmith7947]

Me neither

[@bruhbye5990]

JJ wow ur parents are really extrict

[@sethdotson8186]

That's the problem your not eating.

[@jbrjrjcomment7039]

You still have to go to school that did the job now I'm sick

[@sophiamartin2069]

How are you not dead?

[@tiltadam5656]

This dude is the reason why I have a 62% attendance at school. Lol xd

[@gacharose7379]

Adam Ahmed i have 100% so far but im tryin to skip 😂

[@ZBRO-dj1qk]

I have a 36%

[@ariyanna98]

73%

[@thetrioofbots3101]

100% but trying to skip

[@potatogg440]

100% but I wanna break it tomorrow. Besides I am sick anyway lol

[@regretd3156]

Not me trying to skip school to get caught up of missing assignments 💀💀💀

[@YourMother-fh2cp]

Same

[@saucyfridgewater924]

Why am I watching this I’m already sick

[@alisahdwarf5047]

I am sick too

[@Tami_Kat]

I just want to look more sick than I already am.

[@scorpion9063]

Same I just don’t look sick

[@noraeisenman597]

i’m trying to make myself look more sick😎

[@ariyanna98]

Im sick,just not sick enough-

[@3Santo]

How to get ligma pls

[@missmimi5791]

You can catch it from ninja

[@yuna-wp2qw]

Lmao 🤣🤣

[@IdeGas-fm3ss]

You need to be sugondese

[@3lplatan0]

Oh yeah yeah

[@eatyourcereal943]

What is ligma?

[@poeticcannon7724]

Him: “Have low concentration.” My ADHD: “HEY HEARD YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME!”

[@jaycorry]

Haha relateable My ADHD: Allow me to introduce myself

[@aeoli4921]

Is that a battery WAIT IS THAT A FEATHER WAIT-

[@Moonshine-o7x]

I have a question? Do you guys have dyslexia too? I mean I have ADHD tooo

[@mikeycerasno1fan]

@@Moonshine-o7x i have dyslexia and adhd :)

[@Moonshine-o7x]

@@mikeycerasno1fan lol yeah😂

[@bunny-bs7xi]

1: I put my head under a bright light and looked into it until my eyes hurt. 2:I punched my stomach until it started hurting. 3.I kept my mouth open for a raspy voice. 4.I stayed up all night. 5.I watched every possible video on how to get sick.

[@Theprokinggamer]

Did u go school?

[@izukumidoriya6392]

Did it work??

[@spiderrZz]

thanks i will be doing this tonight

[@textanddance699]

I think I broke the screen by smashing the subscribe screen.. oh I mean like just touch the subscribe button? *drops hammer* “Hey apple store I need a new iPad*

[@Tami_Kat]

You broke an iPad, you are amazing for breaking one of apples products!

[@fayesvloggin5913]

How did you type this then??

[@CB99364]

@@fayesvloggin5913 MiNd cONtRol

[@stefanos7724]

Hey Joel. I'm back. It's been a while. I missed around 7 videos and I am glad to see your channel doubled in subscribers. Sorry I wasn't supporting you all this time, but I had certain issues in my life that, fortunately, are solved now. I want to say I am really glad this channel exists. Obviously I don't use any of the things you teach, but it is fun to watch. You deserve more views, likes and subscribers in my opinion. Keep up the good work! (I like the new haircut)

[@joelkawiraOfficial]

Hey, welcome back Wolfy! Glad to have you interacting with my vids. Sorry to hear about your issues but I'm glad they're solved. I'm glad you are entertained by my content even if you don't use it (i don't use it either he he). You've been supporting me this entire time! Even when you're not liking/commenting etc.. you still support me by knowing I exist and occasionally watching my stuff. So Thanks YOU! Glad you like my haircut. I did it myself :)

[@leemcalister6302]

Before this, I got a “St. Jude” ad. And I went “oh shoot” 😂

[@stephaniewright9908]

Who else tried convincing your parents😑

[@jamieandrews5078]

Meeeeee

[@nikari2730]

Bro I got a good eye tired method. 1: Make tears. 2: stare at a white bright screen from VERYYY close 3: Rub you're eyes for a good minute. 4: leave it at that dont try to adjust this method 5: Try not to blink alot Bonus 6: MAYBE use some makeup.

[@potatohoran9597]

“be an unco-ordinated peice of shit” Finally something i can do with no acting required :)

[@moseschong33]

How I take myself look sick Step 1: keep a bottle full of water somewhere in your room Step 2: chug it all down in the morning right after you wake up Step 3: when you're in the washroom to brush your teeth you gag out all the water After all that you should puke all the water out and you face is pale and sick looking, that's what I did once every 3 months and everytime I do this I get to stay home for a whole week

[@narukamifr]

Finna try it out

[@gatek33per]

@@narukamifr did it work?

[@sophsx]

@@narukamifr did it work

[@georgiapaget1138]

Your videos come up as soon as i need them 😂

[@joelkawiraOfficial]

It's because I can read your minds! lol

[@georgiapaget1138]

@@joelkawiraOfficial well I dont like my lessons tommorrow. Boom. This video shows up. Howwww

[@maddym4751]

Me too haha

[@expastelline_sof2742]

Thank uuuu For some reason my parents thinks psychical health is much more important than mental. And school is stressing me out, I just need a break

[@bubxlesleah3802]

Same there

[@hxhcnfvhcfh2430]

Same

[@darthhulka-burger3187]

Finally, I found a channel that speaks to my inner-Shlub... Spreading this subject matter to the masses makes me very optimistic for our future....

[@pug7ato]

I needed this because a project was worth 60% of my grade and it was a whole month worth of time but didn't start

[@BenjaminKennethMusic]

This dude is hilarious, such amazing delivery of the content.

[@amaliem7873]

How Can you break your leg or tear a ligament in your ankle?

[@sisi.ona27]

Amie NYA me.

[@amaliem7873]

Oof I twisted my ankle but it wasn’t even twisted I had crutches but I have good acting skills

[@contessad533]

literally me

[@contessad533]

lepa bageta what??!

[@Mlm9455]

Jump and land on the side of your ankle. Bend your ankle backwards until it pops/cracks I cant write anymore it’s making me cringe 😂😂😂😂 I don’t advise doing this~

[@thidawan3256]

I rarely pay attention, always tired, no motivation whatsoever and.. well, mood swings generally. How am I even supposed to fool people Edit: bit late

[@KNGchimp]

I already fucked it up that’s why I’m watching these videos if I don’t prove that I’m sick my phone gets taken away

[@thehypeoverk-popisoverwhel8472]

I love you.

[@btsfanatic4410]

Same lmao

[@silfrancoeur992]

Love ur username lmao

[@Uloveeverglow]

good things I have dark eyes bangs

[@wallybthegoat9243]

Jungkook's girlfornd Army same

[@sylasss8473]

*yoongi voice* ARMYYYYYYY

[@Uloveeverglow]

@@sylasss8473 ARMY

[@aleawagner745]

ArMyYyYyYyY

[@teddytae3163]

I spotted like 3 ARMYs watching these videos lol. ARMYYYYYYYYY 💜💜💜

[@aspenlaplander6837]

1: Night before the day I wanna be sickI act sad \ slowly 2: the night before the day I wanna be sick I don't eat my food 3: I stay up all night with full brightness on my phone 4: Constantly hit my cheeks to make them red 5: has the heat up to 80°f in my room (by keeping my door closed and having no fans or nothing that blows air in my room to trap heat) So I have a high tempature 6: Bing watch these videos

[@KotikaSpace]

This man has probably saved so many school/work days for people

[@918carti8]

His new haircut ♥

[@daveney]

YOU ARE A HERO.

[@totallytubulareggos5672]

Ugh I hate it you’re so underrated I literally love you so much

[@jessica_fungirl541]

Me: I dont want to go to school, ill watch this Me half way in: oh wait... *its Friday night*

[@katieerr]

Here are a few methods good methods even tho you probably know most of them 1) make fake throw up, rice, water, and mustard, you can also throw in some random foods that will make it look more realistic or something that stinks. 2) Now this is a clever trick for girls on their period, act like you're having a horrible cramp, like you cant even barely move. This will work on most parents. 3) these are tricks to make yourself throw up. Drink hot water mixed in mustard, put two fingers as far back as you can in your mouth, drink hot water mixed with salt. Warning: Salt with water may cause health problems so be aware. 4) This will 99.9999 % work if you have allergies. Act like your throat is feeling like it's closing up but not completely. This I'm sure will get you out for a while. You will go to the doctor I'm sure. Dont over exaggerate the throat closing up, this will scare your parents way to much. 5) Pick at your food, do things slowly and act like you are tripping a little bit. (Got this from his vid) Tips: If your parents ask if your fine say yes in a really sick voice. If they ask If you wanna skip school say no, their doing something fun today, in a super sick voice. If you are doing the throw up trick with mixing water with salt or mustard, drink it slowly, little sips at a time. I hope this gets you a get out of jail free card!!!

[@katieerr]

Btw make sure you delete your history oif how to skip school videos

[@ozzylad1236]

As a kid, I would get my mums wine and gulp lots at one moment until I felt drunk: then I would have a hangover the next morning and my mum though I was very sick and let me stay at home haha

[@Samcox2007]

Are you ok?

[@nicholasfedorchak5743]

Why have i been binge watching this guy, i dont want to watch these type of videos, this guy😂😂

[@sincerelyamna6006]

Aww he liked my comment i am so happy i wish he could reply too eeehh

[@roninbushi4985]

Lies

[@roninbushi4985]

@The Brainiac lol

[@caseyplayzroblox7432]

Liar it would say if he liked it and he didn’t respond

[@mallorypallory7176]

OMG YOU CUT YOUR HAIR

[@joelkawiraOfficial]

It had to go Mallory. It had to go :)

[@viintaqe135]

nah he shaved it (;

[@cheeseismypeace7273]

I am not lazy, i just.. i have so many assignments and tests.. and it’s so hard to focus on one and the other! And exactly.. i don’t have ANY motivation at all..

[@spooksd9360]

Bruh I’ve been trying to throw up for over an hour to miss school and then I just see this video

[@himyfrend1810]

you can get sick by suppressing your emotions. When you’re suppressing you’re emotions you must not show your emotion. it works the best when you’re feeling very angry

[@zaxkmarin]

Bro knows his ways.

[@picklepenguin8101]

So I tried the first part of this I had my hot bath and felt dizzy after than got dressed and put blankets on now my cat is sitting on my arm

[@chrisevanswife2082]

I have watched these videos so much that I have grown attached to this man

[@laurieosment9400]

It’s Friday tommorow and I’m staying up all night trying to not go to school becuz I didn’t have in something that it due tomorrow

[@Melon-fo5rs]

I srsly need this for tmr

[@spaghettitosser]

Your so right! I’m sick right now and I can’t concentrate at school and whenever I try, I randomly keep dozing off without knowing it

[@poeticcannon7724]

You literally just described all my mental illnesses in one video

[@mayoriver7855]

Thank God this man is alive

[@aestheticlycloudz8228]

Parents: YOUR SUCH A BAD HUMAN! Kids: MY HERO! :D

[@rizzysigma13]

You are a underated KZbinr I literally got off school so many times using this method and other ones thank you.

[@13roy12]

3:43 demon smile mood on 😂

[@goldenoofer9032]

2019 anyone? Very helpful looks like a have nu school tomorrow

[@kulvinderbhambra4581]

You are fun to listen.i am grandmother I am taking lessons so that ican be a smart woman

[@chrisricard6570]

Ahhh feels good, thanks man got out of school today. Feels could chilling on a monday

[@glxtch4599]

All the things he described as having low motivation and low concentration is not me being sick it’s me everyday of my life in school

[@MrMDee-si1bz]

Ha ha ha! The way you say “Your-welcome” is really COOL!!

[@oofree4013]

Thanks. I got to stay home from school and practice today.

[@aluth956]

im waking all night to skip school but it won't work...and then i feel sleepy in class lol

[@UwU-ej6yg]

Aw, seems not eating is one of the main things. I don’t eat breakfast, I get up on my own - well, my brother does it for me, and we all bike to school. No parent involvement.

[@taketwo5071]

I used the act moody one my mom thought I was on my period I’m dying

[@hellcatlover123]

If your in 2020 and suffering like me I’m trying to do this is online school

[@killuaswifey4629]

people are gonna think i have covid though

[@savannac9084]

I just got back from vacation and my ELA teacher is literally pressuring me to catch up ( I missed 3 days) and I just can’t deal with it

[@Calton-sf5xk]

1.stay up all night 2. Look at bright screen all night 3. Go into parents room in middle of the night and ask where the Panadol is then when they ask y say U have the worst head ache 4. In the morning you need to mumble and talk quietly

[@williamhall8909]

Don't sleep. To look sick do not sleep at all and talk slow

[@bruce_thedude]

You just taught so many kids how to stay out of school

[@emilymorales9037]

You deserve so many more subscribers I love youu!

[@joelkawiraOfficial]

awww. Thanks Emily :)

[@epicambie7013]

im trying to get quarantined year 7 suckssss edit: i messed up and ppl make fun of me now haha i need to do this

[@paige4165]

So does year 10 xD

[@ara-dz9hm]

Year 7 was easy year 8 and above are the worst

[@hobbit5556]

Those moments when you discover that those things are things you do normally.

[@Amayazm]

Him: have low motivation My depression: I GOT THIS IN THE BAG

[@dmetss]

He is the CEO of skipping school fr

[@Lightner247]

Do how to make fake throw up

[@eam736]

He’s not wrong

[@Lightner247]

II Cloudy Woolfii II I said to make fake throw up not how to

[@Evy_Wevy]

The Challenge Kids mix rice, mustard, and water or Gatorade (maybe other things like cereal or ketchup)

[@Lightner247]

Ridley St.Clair ok thanks it worked

[@derickzon3347]

@@tobiased5407 and pull down

[@HitByAPlane]

I need to skip the pacer test so I'm gonna have to take these tips

[@Almarri66]

Some of the stuff he said I already do with out even knowing 😂😂

[@collieteaspetshop5460]

This person probably never went to school because he probably always used these methods! I love your videos!

[@clouddnjshdjdndhd]

Sooo.... what if I’m already sick but don’t look sick? 🤔😅

[@Dakidfrfr]

I'm prepping for faking school two days ahead to increase my chance, I'll reply to myself in 2 days to say how it went. Currently 12:00 when I'm watching this video, gonna push one o'clock tonight I think to😷

[@natalijatomic6679]

how did it go king shdhshs

[@nathanarmitage1751]

@@natalijatomic6679 I'm guessing it didn't work

[@malena111]

this guy knows what us kids want

[@brookebarnett3820]

Who is here after the video where he says put blankets all over yourself and you are currently having all your blankets on you

[@sarahalyafee1450]

Dude tysm I made myself look sick to escape school today and it freaking worked 😆😆

[@bobzillauniversal1594]

Perfect I just pulled an all nighter

[@christopherperez8832]

3:32 me when the pizza rolls are ready

[@josinboop6132]

Bruh

[@emberkingdomtv1173]

i already look like im sick i just want to look worse to see how people will react

[@deeznuts-ye5tn]

Me: I'm sick Nurse: Take a peppermint now shoo!

[@caseyplayzroblox7432]

*the actual* Anna James sane with me though

[@lemon.tree.]

I’m literally like this every day. So there is no point XD. I already am Ill but I gotta convince my mum that I am more ill than I actually am so that I don’t have to got to that hell hole that people call school.

[@desskill-2264]

This man be teaching me how to skip school- ty i have one week left and i don’t have the energy to do if

[@fishbugz407]

I stayed up because usually when I actually throw up i would like wake up at 5:00am and just die. so I waited. And I’m gonna tell my mom I threw up. This will 100% not work but it’s a shot I can take

[@lovelydolltime8006]

Did it work?

[@greg5650]

I always look sick. If you want to look sick, just get depression

[@arron.799]

I’m going to stay up all night currently 1:31 am so I’m tired and then “sick.”

[@joelkawiraOfficial]

god speed!

[@cameronwilson4740]

You’re so funny and deserve more subscribers

[@joelkawiraOfficial]

Thanks Cameron! Glad I could bring some lol's to your day.

[@noahgamer8829]

Thx man this will really help me skip class

[@Merjj]

But I’m like all of these on a daily basis anyway