How To Be Sick at School | Fake Sick At School to Go Home - Ultimate Guide!

How To Be Sick at School | Ultimate Guide to Leaving School Early! Pretend to be sick at school so you can go home!
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In this video, we're going to be learning how to be sick at school. I'm going to walk you through a routine that if you pull off properly, you're teacher will be begging you to go home! If you want to know how to pretend to be sick at school, you've come to the right place! If you don't want to get caught faking sick, then make sure you don't overdue these methods or do them in an exaggerated way.
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[@joelkawiraOfficial]

How have you faked sick to leave school early?

[@fartsniffer7460]

I faked that I had diarrhea i told my teacher when I didn’t and so after lunch I told the nurse she asked my teacher how many times I was excused to the restroom and my teacher told her a number of times and she told me I was free to go home so I went home and played some games

[@spacethingxx]

Of course

[@braydencolman6375]

Queries Of The Interweb I have

[@rvspberrys]

obviously

[@lovely-de2zo]

my best friend cuttet her hands till she bleed lmao

[@kyndallgolden590]

Here’s on just fake pass out but when the teacher try’s to wake you up get up and say I’m okay also do this about every two and a half hours to make the teacher really thinks something is wrong with you

[@przemysawgarlikowski2446]

Good point👍 It worked for me thx😉

[@scaww4215]

Knowing my teachers I’m gonna go to the office

[@scaww4215]

If I try this

[@cyxiy4239]

at my school they cal 911 right awy

[@hlgfamine1784]

I did this today and the teachers were genuinely terrified

[@fanciedbyemi]

How did it go ? *Sips tea*

[@finnm1370]

Shimmie shimmie shut the fuck up lol

[@lorelaaiiii5880]

_ F ok boomer

[@meredithackerman8493]

Bts. love I love bts too ✌️😂

[@rsesarelxvly6805]

@@lorelaaiiii5880 lmao that's their username lol

[@emelyn7657]

I'm homeschooled, why am I here.

[@labananosh]

Strxwberry_acai lucky 😭

[@MJ-kx8yq]

Strxwberry_acai lucky😩

[@neohsocold]

Lucky

[@juicywewe2176]

Just search up: HOW TO RUN AWAY FROM SCHOOL 101

[@mercier6247]

Lucky

[@maelynnbelcher5898]

My teacher would think I was drunk

[@nooneyouknow7968]

I was gonna say that

[@fanciedbyemi]

And my would think I'm mentally ill -_-

[@noahparker1948]

Same thou

[@user-gm1od1zi5f]

Lmao 😂

[@ajplaysfortnite8537]

They check my temperature at the nurses office

[@shericahardin9228]

Aj Arnall Gaming rub your hand on your forehand all the way down to your arm (the top of the arm of course ) because of friction it makes it hotter if goes down repeat. Then if your actually feel sick you did it right (it happens every time I do that it may not happen usually it does) then boom there’s a fever. side note: rub it very hard then feel it if it feels cool repeat.

[@ridhijain7987]

@@shericahardin9228 no, it doesn't worked for me ....

[@JTC_FTW]

Oh sorry try another way to get one I just get one from that (oof this is another account I’m using

[@ashley.marie182]

He made a video on how to give yourself a fever

[@raylene2905]

Same

[@paigesinna1743]

1year later and you still gettin us otta school

[@bradysyeet9203]

I’m a mastermind of escaping school

[@przemysawgarlikowski2446]

Same

[@therealjesus1317]

Same. My convincing and lying skills are on point.

[@aria5403]

bradys yeet spill your secrets 😭

[@rysside1798]

Please give me advice!!

[@ItzOzyyy]

@@therealjesus1317 wow

[@Ironic_Shark]

the spray won't work for me, a sit in front of every class

[@noi.official7479]

KERMIT GAMING welp looks like its a OOF for u

[@ink_absorber]

Wet ur hands and rub ur face as if unsere exhausted

[@tukallin8482]

Go to the school bathroom

[@tallperson-iy7el]

My school nurse be like: Me: *broke my leg* Nurse: Have an ice-pack...

[@lmsolluh3286]

I’m the third grade I had a staple stick in my shin and so I went to the nurse and she just gave me a mint and I’m like “bruh”

[@lmsolluh3286]

Like she didn’t even give me a band aid she just gave me a mint and sent me back to class

[@jayj927]

Im in ireland and we dont have nurses

[@Evie735]

Every time I tell my gym teacher I feel ill he sends me straight to the nurses office. He's just great! Also, great tip, it takes a while but it works... So, if there's and event coming up u don't wanna do, always be crazy in class, then, the day of the event comes, then take being ill. It makes it so more believable.

[@flubberbucketz6856]

"What's wrong Charlie?" THAT'S MY NAME 3:19

[@mckenziebritton1997]

Flubber Bucketz Heyy Charlie

[@squidful3636]

Same

[@thirstae3737]

@@squidful3636 lollll hi charlie

[@-woozworldsubliminals1112]

Hi charlie

[@goldenpups78yearsago88]

MY NAME IS CHARLIE TOO AAAAAAAAAHHH

[@SantaAteMyKids]

Omg i remembered the time that I had a test one day and I was nervous so first period I took my rag and held it against my nose like if it was bleeding and while I was on my way to the nurse I put some red juice or you can just put some tomato or leftover from breakfast and put it on your rag so it can look like it was bleeding or running

[@carlee_landry1340]

I just left school using this😂 they fell for it I just acted really tired and moved really slow and used the sinks at school to make myself look sweaty lol

[@sheyene1064]

I did this alot so my teacher gave my dad a note saying to hand it ro the doctor and now im screwed 😂😂😅 (tbh i have done this 12 times!) no wonder she thinks im super sick XDD

[@kathryncarter5787]

Omg what happened tell the story you have to come clean

[@sheyene1064]

Bryan Scott I did but I was sick anyway so I apparently got some sort of virus 🦠:(

[@sheyene1064]

Of I had a operation last Monday XD they removed my appendix well it was unexpected

[@youbtube870]

@@sheyene1064 yooo, uhm you got that virus?

[@ismejillian9877]

Sheyènè rip

[@subscribetothebestkingpewd2778]

I just got back from school this worked😄😄😄😄I love your videos!

[@alishauniyal1295]

Congratulations

[@mikefilaitis857]

I can’t believe it actually worked

[@joelkawiraOfficial]

you already tried it! dang. that was fast!

[@mikefilaitis857]

I know!!!

[@Myhappylife13]

my teacher got so worried dont everyone looking on here hate when teachers call ur parents saying im so conserned that conserned word makes me mad at my teacher

[@celticagacha3044]

one day during school, I told my gym teacher I was going to throw up (We just finished our gym period) and I went to the nurse and laid down... Then I stuck my finger to the “back” of my throat then threw up 2 times. I went home early >:D

[@litlikelamps9349]

ThisLittleGirl2019 Secret it’s a way to make yourself throw up

[@cyxiy4239]

bananas and sprite

[@vasylzholobaylo4869]

I did it and yh my teachers started to think I had Coronavirus and sent me home

[@lnely_gamer]

I drank a sugar drink, which makes me go sick upon 12 seconds. *_I puked on my desk neighbor.._*

[@finthechat5394]

What is it???? I need this

[@excusemewhat1076]

I’ve been in the game for 11 years now....

[@cjhaywood334]

This is me normally .... Except for the moist 😂

[@hewrotetokyo]

Or You can just raise your hand and tell your teacher "I don't feel good, can I please go to the bathroom?" If they say "Yes, you may" then slowly get up from your seat with your hand on your stomach while crouched over a bit and walk to the restroom. When you're making your trip to the restroom, make sure there's some yard duty around and keep your hand on your stomach as if you feel like you're about to throw up or have bad diarrhea. Approach the yard duty and tell them "Hey, I don't feel good right now. If I don't come out then can I go to the office to sign out?" If the yard duty says "Sure", you can enter the bathroom while holding your stomach. Enter the restroom and pick any stall. Stay in the stall until the yard duty checks up on you. Once the yard duty checks up on you, there's a chance that they will ask you "You okay?". Respond with "N-No, not really. I think I need to go home". Make sure you stutter a bit as if your stomach and throat are not feeling good. If they say "Okay, come out. I will take you to the office to sign out." Your mission is a success.

[@vonlincs]

I would never have failed in life if I've never seen this channel... Thank you so much💪

[@aidanchavez1165]

Apparently my mom watched this video sooooo

[@kathryncarter5787]

Omg that sucks so sorry for you she knows all the tricks

[@lifeissad2816]

I can just say I don’t feel good my mom would go ok stay home

[@ashley.marie182]

Lucky

[@EthanDrawss]

Yeah me too A simple " i don't feel like it " would get me to stay home

[@unknownperson6781]

your mom is nice .My asian parents would scream at me all day if i didn’t go to school.

[@kayleeharvie6831]

my teachers literally said 'i don't know if you are sick or not but you need to stop acting like a failure."

[@Axna.pwk1]

I faked today!and I did it!I just was acting like my head hurts and I have stomach ache and when my teacher asked me what's the answer I said:excuse me..i have stomach ache(its Corona time🤧)my teacher said to me that i should wait outside and i should call my Mother to pick me up🥳...she freaked out the she said to me :if your stomach aches don't stop pls don't come to school tomorrow!but I failed at Home my mom noticed 😬

[@aria5403]

the teachers at my school are smart. i feel like this will work but i really don’t know. i’m kinda scared 💀😭

[@mevoogle]

Bruh if you really need to go home just drop to the floor and say you passed out. But dont do it very often or is suspicous as fuck. Like every 2-3 months is ok but if its constant no one will care and they will just stop

[@libbygapper1704]

I really need to miss school tomorrow. I got geography, chemistry, biology, chemistry and then maths 😭😭😭

[@faze_batmangh0221]

Did it work lol

[@trainertiggy6130]

It went pretty good

[@neshae.x8917]

I am the good kid in class and it worked all i have to do is but my head down and it works XD

[@willashei]

my nurse jus be like "check with me again at lunch" then I am like sick *again* sis says "oh well there's a few hours left, you can make it through."

[@idunnoiiijeff9564]

All i had to do is walk up to the teacher say "i feel sick" they would send me to sick bay and i go home :)

[@catchthesepaws.]

give me your school

[@jaimeesimmons6231]

@@catchthesepaws. ikr

[@IAmLiterallyMahito]

exact same for me

[@trashvideoboi1220]

Next video: how to fake having bubonic plague

[@potatohoran9597]

To all my fellow dyslexics that sit at the front of the class in every lesson😑😑😑i feel ya

[@magdalinekovalchuk]

At my school theres no nurse, they call an ambulance lol or send u home.

[@kaylamcatear8855]

WTF

[@unknownperson6781]

Wth , what school is that?

[@Myhappylife13]

i did this for a week and well my teacher said go to gidence i asked why she said i think ur takeing medical things u shouldent take at ur age i heard her say to the gidence teacher i think shes takeing drugs they drugg tested me walk ina strait line i fall techer tells me no school for a week im bleased i found this vidio

[@Masquerade..]

I'm doing this on the first day of school.

[@joelkawiraOfficial]

good luck!

[@softy8193]

Yeah I used water to warm my forehead that was before they started using thermometers😂😂😂😂

[@kathryncarter5787]

thats what i did today with my mom haha it works no school for me

[@FadedCharlie]

I have used most these trick and got detention for trying to skip school but the simple thing that did work was at break i asked some friends to tell female teachers i had been sick in the toilet (i am male) so they couldn't check so they called my parents and watch me walk out of school absolutely fine

[@yeokomon]

If i did that in my school they would just send a teacher (male teacher in your case) to go check for them.

[@anjealhussein289]

Ways to act like you are sick in school: Sit down Start puttting hand on head looking down Start shaking Fake cry if you can Walk slowly Fake tripping over Tell your teacher you are feeling sick(she/he should of noticed you acting sick before) She/he would of brang you to the school office or sent someone with you Make the biggest performance of your lives And then they should call your parents Ps: it sounds complicated but its not also anything to get out of school

[@anjealhussein289]

Tell me if it works

[@lovelydolltime8006]

Even better, just don't go to school at all that day, and pull this trick on your parents instead. Make sure it's still dark, and beautiful outside while doing this. All I had to do for 2 days off is stuck my fingers down my throat. It always works for me.

[@jwitthaa4051]

I just sung sicko mode

[@mevoogle]

Me coughing very loudly for the lesson: Teacher: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

[@AdinaEllis0709]

What I did was chug a whole liter of coke to make my self throw up

[@beemaine313]

It works

[@ZenGod3]

My teacher will think I’m high ash because I smell like weed to much

[@christianramos3033]

I didn’t do this method I just went to the bathroom and made myself throw up and it work

[@SplitApart]

Thing is mate, schools have thermometers now... so update ya shit lol

[@gamesensationdiy3522]

I did this today and the teacher just sent me right back out the door.

[@user-hr3xg2cz7p]

If u cry in the nurses office they’ll send you home.

[@addisonmarie177]

When i was in 3rd grade me and my friend were gagging ourselves with our fingers so much that i threw up spit and i got to go home.

[@johnmarston1111]

Wait I have a cold and my ears hurt do you think I could go home early with that and complain I have a bad headache?

[@Jojo-ym1hc]

I need this :) I don't have my math homework for tomorrow and I need to stay home. Wait how am I supposed to not find my desk my desk is next to the door-

[@flippy101mph9]

I space out normally

[@agentsnipe5925]

It was going well they didnt even check my temp cause they saw me triping a lot and sweating

[@lucyphillips6220]

I just use orange juice/oranges , milk , cereal , and biscuits/crackers mix em all together and it smells vile if ur parents don't buy it then act sick all day then at break/lunch use some of that mix then pour in the cubicle nd near us mouth then tell the teacher then they will sent u home :) (maybe)

[@icastillo16]

Your kid's heaven

[@thearoacebee5641]

I just pulled an nighter and fell asleep they thought I was passed out

[@NejireSakura]

My name is actually Charly so when he said that..I WAS SHOOKETH

[@goldenpups78yearsago88]

SAAAAAAAAME OMGGGG!!!

[@a4si4h]

Mom: it's that Phone Me: -I gotta delete my KZbin history-

[@lordhades1174]

Sports day before the race I do

[@Hjaltiziska]

I used to cry every wednesday cuz I school for like almost whole 2nd grade and she didn’t beleive but still worked so and now I’m in3rd grade

[@scorpion9063]

I’m sick af from first day back but I don’t look sick so I have a trip tomorrow and I’ll throw up on the bus so ima skip tomorrow

[@oiky005]

This is how to act high

[@stefanos7724]

Just dont go at all

[@scorpion9063]

Yeah but the cops come to your house and arrest you then

[@NoCommentaryLife]

@@scorpion9063 nope you don't legally have to go to school

[@nahi4239]

Lightning Gamer yes you do in the state of Texas or your committing truancy and they can take you to court and make you pay a fine

[@NoCommentaryLife]

@@nahi4239 no you don't...it's in your human rights you don't have to go...I can send a video if you want but you legally don't have to go as its in your human rights

[@caramelmacchiatoe]

@@NoCommentaryLife really?

[@ruisleipa2352]

LOL I try this tomorow!

[@joelkawiraOfficial]

let us know how it goes :)

[@samhoey7762]

Queries Of The Interweb hi im gonna try it in the morning too

[@samhoey7762]

i did it

[@moth5724]

BirdBeans thanks for the update two fucking months later

[@William35190]

This guy saves my life

[@x_AliceFPE_x]

I faked puke 5 times After Recess I puked again and went to the general office/staff room Told em I was sick. They actually believed me How gullible

[@yue9523]

If i fake sick they'll check my temperature and just say "Youre fine, just rest for like 30min and go to back to class"

[@yeokomon]

Well now im imagining Yoongi faking being sick so he can rest instead of practicing 😂💜

[@yue9523]

@@yeokomon 😂😂

[@ooga6955]

Dude my teacher flipped! Do you no how many times I fell out of my wheelchair!!

[@frankiestandring8887]

It acctualy worked

[@Idk-ne1yx]

I don’t know if moms can see though you but some how she knows I’m faking😭

[@moth5724]

Chad The goat insist

[@progameingstuff4396]

i just made a robot that shots really hot stuff at you it worked.

[@gachagrace8401]

*I DID IT [][][[][][][][][][][][][][[][]*

[@kristyhodge5407]

I did I passed

[@capacitiveguitarresistance]

alright ill drink glass cleaner

[@larissabrito940]

I’m going to trie it today

[@larissabrito940]

Try sorry

[@Jaceybals]

This worked so well no hassle at all 😂

[@noi.official7479]

Bruh my teachers would be terrified and be like is this child a alcoholic??

[@valentina4dali]

I’m trying this today, it’s currently midnight and i’m staying up till 2 am to look tired asf, check the replies to see how it went... wish me luck 😬

[@valentina4dali]

Oh hello there. Well here’s how it went: no one noticed me.. i forgot i was the wuiet kid :(

[@walrusmcwave6840]

@@valentina4dali lol rip

[@unknownperson6781]

@@valentina4dali i feel you , i tried this before but since i always look tired . It doesn’t work.

[@kaylavergona6060]

They prob gonna think I’m on drugs

[@omgitslanaleslie]

My boyfriend fake sicks every week in school I always want to tell the teacher but then he would brake up with me

[@gachaovenleo7436]

How do you get chicken pox?

[@augushame2005]

Tf

[@jxvi166]

Tf

[@barkergaming2279]

If I am forgetful one time I get yelled at

[@julwss420]

this is pretty useful in 2020

[@joelkawiraOfficial]

that's good to hear :)

[@julwss420]

@@joelkawiraOfficial update: just skipped school, since covid is a thing now i'm not allowed to go to school for 2 weeks

[@elizabethlucas7421]

It’s easy for me to act bc I’m a theater kid

[@TherianCat-h3n]

It went ok ig but my teacher literally stared at me for a solid 5 min

[@matthewstanley5661]

What if you ride a bike home

[@yeokomon]

Just walk out of school and go as fast as you can 😂

[@sofiagufioti6466]

#loveyoudude

[@l6y9la]

Lol I’ll tell u what happens tmrw at school

[@bajsigvisare9414]

I am legitimately sick and my teacher didn't let me go to the nurse

[@alexvenegas3609]

It was easily done

[@kartingboi360]

i have 1 reason why i want to stay home. some girl has a crush on me at school

[@someonespecial2807]

Imma try this coming back if it works

[@Uloveeverglow]

I need this

[@user-gm1od1zi5f]

Or.... you could say you have to throw up, go to the bathroom and draw red dots on your face (don’t make them to obvious)and when you get back in the classroom say you threw up 👍

[@przemysawgarlikowski2446]

How to fake a faint at school. 1. Move slowly. 2. When you stand up fall on The floor and close your eyes for a like 3 secs. 3. When somebody tries wakes you up breathe slowly , at last they will know something is wrong with you (But actullay you are ok) It worked for me😋

[@jayperc30]

I tried that but my friend made me burst out laughing while I was on the floor

[@przemysawgarlikowski2446]

@@jayperc30 Oh.