HOW TO MAKE ZE GERMAN CAR

[@GrogTV]

Get yourself ze car here: www.beamng.com/resources/baucedes-520idx-rs-awd-gt-line-premium-m-v10-2006-biturbo.31065/

[@pat23pc]

Im german 😂 pls make the smalest v16 diesel in a Volkswagen

[@EnzoTheDriver]

@@pat23pc v16 Golf? not a bad idea especially if he makes the v16 a 1.9tdi lol

[@pat23pc]

@@EnzoTheDriver 😂

[@Banditheeler80s]

What is the name of the place where you make the mods??? I subbed (;

[@pat23pc]

@@Banditheeler80s its Automation;)

[@NistingurA]

As a German citizen, the setting definetly ticks all the criteria - Fast, overpowered car, 0 driving skill on the Nordschleife - Chad accent. Lovely.

[@martinhroch344]

The duality of German automotive industry: -hard to maintain, over-engineered performance cars -the 1.9 TDI

[@northeasttrainspotting]

dont forget the tiny, shite 2-strokes

[@bokexd3173]

with removed cat, egr, and dual mass flywheel changed to fixed one, it is a tank

[@mantvydas8810]

​@@bokexd3173Can't say the same about the poor transmission input shaft. Bought a b5.5 passat 1.9tdi 96kw. Some guy tuned it to the max on stock fuel system and turbo. Cat delete and egr bypass. Bought the car for its body that's mint and not rusty. Clutch is gone, transmission input splines are twisted.

[@bokexd3173]

that was not the passat's fault, that is the fault of whoever upgraded it

[@mantvydas8810]

@@bokexd3173 My point was that it won't stay reliable if you abuse it lol. I'm converting it back to factory spec.

[@itryen7632]

Here's what you need to make the most Brazilian car: -VW Golf chassis -FWD transmission -A methanol-powered 4-cylinder with a turbo slapped onto it -PVC exchaust -90's tech at best -A BBQ grill instead of rear seats, with a cutout in the roof to let the smoke out -Raked suspension -Lots of rust -Dragon Ball merch

[@PlatinumNath]

Congratulations you've basically made a Gol

[@jayfujiwara9740]

​@@PlatinumNathif we're making a golf, don't forget about the door handles that literally don't work most of the time, and no airbags😂

[@PlatinumNath]

@@jayfujiwara9740 I said Gol, not Golf. Different VW.

[@jayfujiwara9740]

@@PlatinumNath oh sorry lol. I thought you misspelled it😂. Btw the gol looks like a mix between a VW polo and a Peugeot 306?

[@SUPERBOBESPONJA1000]

Ah yes the beloved Gol we also got here in Mexico

[@Verk2137]

-Bmw ripoff -overheats Yea sounds about right.

[@gabs69690]

yep

[@annoymouse890]

F10 moment

[@r1zmy]

gotta love those plastic coolant tanks

[@MrRacer04]

So, zis German, has watched this video, and I have to kongratulate you, GROGTV, how good a "Engländer" have created "Das deutscheste Auto der Welt". It is just funny, how close you have made the reliability of "ZHE AUTO" to the BMW M5 E60. But one thing: In German Cars, everything is complex, but every graph needs to be green, because in Germany, everything needs to be perfect. As next, please make the most french and the most italian car. P.S.: Thank you for your nice videos, it's ultra funny to see, how you built a car. Keep going!

[@flopjul3022]

the french car would struggle with oil...same for BMW but this was all ''premium'' marques together VW AG also has oil problems but not leaking(burning oil overtime), i should know... i have 1.4tsi from 2009

[@LavaDragonGaming]

German....Yes

[@Suthea1]

Yehs

[@Radwan_amad]

YEHS

[@Stev417]

An Austrian painter car

[@Baphente]

Ja? Was ist mit Deutsch?

[@Offical_LadaRiva_1982]

As german as the... Sausage, beer and Mercedes

[@Raptor_Edits]

“These Piston Rings Are About To Meet God” Bro I WAS ROLLING 😂😂😂😂

[@annoymouse890]

It’s an audi

[@crazy4gta1]

No it’s a Baucedes

[@idkwhattoputhere1174]

9:38 Grog pulled a maneuver called "Polish Roundabout"

[@j007tv9]

As a german i will now watch this video and see if it ticks all the boxes Edit:i have now watched the video and i must say this certainly one of the german cars of all time. The unreliabillity the understeer its just so authentic

[@MalteseFalconYT]

It's a more bmw, because VW are actually reliable

[@j007tv9]

@@MalteseFalconYT kinda Not really there are some that are nur there are also a Lot that arent especially vw's in the Low price range

[@lkohtala]

@@MalteseFalconYT Idk what kind of VW you've been driving, but it's commonly known fact that unless the yellow engine light is on, there's something wrong with the car.

[@MrRacer04]

So, I think, we could agree, that this car is "ZHE MOST DEUTSCHE AUTO IN ZHE WELT!", right?

[@j007tv9]

​@@MrRacer04 Certainly

[@k0lliak553]

>bmw-inspired car >already has engine problems after 1 minute of driving the joke writes itself

[@P.CL33T]

Too much of that 50 year old Panzerschokolade

[@MalteseFalconYT]

Yeah BMWs act Like your average merican gmc

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

Turns out the huge oil slick had nothing to do with Clarence, clear his name

[@GrumpyIan]

What I find absolutely funny is that their cars have problems but their motorcycles are just about bullet proof. Especially the old Airhead and Flying Brick.

[@bubbleman2002]

Hey, at least BMWs turn fast and go fast until they break

[@polybius223]

To quote Top Gear, it needs a satnav that only goes to Poland. Also, that car and engine name remind me of something… “1587593903848384828476784…” “Watch it break the exporter because of all the ********* numbers in the name.”

[@BotulinSpikedMarzipan]

Nuper Soodle

[@motokuchoma]

Authentic German car with Authentic Italian driving

[@blepr]

make a ridiculously Belgian car, broker Volkswagen, pancakes, waffles, Belgian flag, NMBS train jpg or something, you know the drill

[@sleepy-sandy22]

As a Belgian I like that stupid ahh idea

[@gregoirebillemont]

Nmbs or sncb he can choice the language but I think it's a great idea

[@clarksonoceallachain8536]

I know belgium made a truck Its made by a cargo ship company using cargo ship parts

[@Trija204]

Call it the Boudewijn SuperDuvel GT12

[@curl_the_parrot_live]

"its not luxurious if it's not brown" - GrogTV 2024

[@VortexKiller2]

And if its not brown, take a massive shit all over the interior then you're good to go!

[@opshredderytp]

or B E I G E

[@Maartwo]

German engines be like: 450 hp out of a 2 liter inline 4, drinks 1 liter of oil per 50 km, have to take out the engine out of the bay to change a sparkplug

[@istillplayroblox6952]

Accurate mercedes moment

[@RoonMian]

I am German. I studied automotive engineering at the Dortmund University of Applied Sciences and Arts. I have detected no lies in this video.

[@marshallkaufman3123]

you forgot the part about having barley functioning sunroofs from the factory. ahh german cars

[@Majima_Nowhere]

"Barley functioning sunroofs" Well it's German, so I assume it _does_ smell like beer straight from the factory

[@BotulinSpikedMarzipan]

Except Opel. Holy fuck, they're just built different.

[@crazy4gta1]

I’ve had an e39, an e60, and I currently have an e92. Every. Single. One. Has had the sunroof leak on the passenger floor. I was able to fix it on my e92 but cleaning the drains though

[@BotulinSpikedMarzipan]

@@istillplayroblox6952 are you takin t' piss, roit now?

[@VortexKiller2]

Bisexual Turbo

[@noelwhite6650]

That's gonna be my new band name.

[@win_master126]

I’m gonna paint my turbo the bi flag colours and say I have bi turbo

[@danielvlasyuk5907]

"anyone else feel a tad bit hot" good sir i think your car has caught fire and idk how its doing highway speeds

[@Wreckedftfoxy]

5:45 "Hey there is something wrong with your ride, you left a huge oil slick at the starting line." -NFS Most Wanted 2005

[@Wreckedftfoxy]

also to be fair the car was overheating and running like crap the entire way so it would be faster than the m5

[@JustanIdiot-jf2ue]

Make a Russian Lada that is either super fast or just explodes every time you try to drive it.

[@airplanemaniacgaming7877]

not to mention being nigh bulletproof.

[@Maxinator_RC]

looool, yesssss, I wanna see that🤣

[@ram_stick_samurai]

Next automation video: A car but the turbo is the car and it has a V16.

[@ProGen6]

😂😂

[@itsamepersonio7338]

Would you like some dragster with your engine setup?

[@LastGoatKnight]

5:28-5:32 average WW2 German tank driver when they get their hands on the newest tank

[@ClaytonBrownMusicOfficial]

I love this kind of Grog video-especially when he manages to create something that’s a beast in its own right.

[@Rpzz0]

That is indeed an automobile

[@onegrumpyboi2914]

9:11 nice top gear ref

[@Armi1P]

Next I'd like to watch you build a "modern SUV". You know, the stupidly large grills from BMW that are almost larger than the front of the car, all lights are just multiple LED strips, a 1.0L straight 3 with V8 sounds added from speakers (maybe just overlay I3 and V8 sounds?), and just enough reliability that it survives to just after the warranty runs out.

[@OfficialGerman001s]

JA DU HAST ES PERFEKT GEMACHT🗣️🔥 (Nur ein bissl mehr audi wär besser) And yes, as a German, i approve this.

[@Kirschi__]

Your drive around italy is one of the most accurate representations of most BMW drivers. I say this not only as a german, but also as a BMW driver. Fittingly, too many germans seem unable to stick to the speed limits on italian freeways too.

[@NukeTshernobyl]

Most accurate representation of a BMW and a BMW driver ever made.

[@MoraFluffPlaceHolder]

"even with the car on fire and engulfed in flames it can still do highway speeds" sounds like every German car I owned

[@Raptor_Edits]

0:45 Grog Making the engine out of magnesium 5:33 Also wonder why it overheats so quickly

[@Jettciwsss]

"guess its all wheel drive then. Applause) yay!"

[@iDiOt5]

That part was not funny. Find another part that is funny.

[@lockout5731]

the madness to see this legend make a British tank go 10000 miles a hour in a nutshell

[@rushbidiot7701]

Ich kann dir versichern Grog, als Deutscher muss ich sagen dass dies wahrlich eine akkurate Darstellung der Herstellung eines deutschen Automobils ist :D

[@stoobidthing]

DEUTSCHLAND MAN APPROVED 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

[@sanicsanic6890]

Imagine if someone actually wanted to know how this game works, only to discover Grog and start watching his other videos and becoming a fan of this dude

[@dynaxgd6261]

4:56 "Guten Tag Engine"

[@kasparvg]

Your 320d driver impression reminded me more of Jeremy Clarkson than a BMW driver.

[@idonotknowwhyyoutubeletsyo5893]

It should have a very stiff suspension because it's only intended to be driven on the autobahn anyway. And to be truly German, it would have a mix of two different turbos with a supercharger added and a big KOMPRESSOR sticker on the back.

[@larndey2356]

I'm also surprised the car was able to take over the highway while engulfed in flames. Very cool. I liked this one. : ) Would you make a video about making a car you would want to drive? What is your dream Grog?

[@GBjaFF]

This video is giant luxury middle finger to german engineering and i love it, i still hav nightmares from my school days having work on mercs

[@masterseeker360]

the top gear/ grand tour trio may have retired but at least we still have grogtv to entertain us

[@jochemarends2035]

Hey grog, at 10:20 you mention you got yourself a new pc, what are the specs? (Good video as always btw, thats one scuffed and toasty highway cruiser)

[@jeremyflarkson]

2:37 “But we’ll flip it around so they cant sue us” meanwhile jeep: 🗿

[@kroxgaming3621]

My heart was breaking from lack of your videos, but ... he came and saved my heart. Ps: I love your videos so much ! :)

[@AmanoR5]

8:59 to 9:40 has to be the funniest bit in the entire video

[@sppoitier1]

Thank you for doing an interior. So many people don't. It looks good.

[@mr.anonymoose2810]

Ah yes, GrogTV for a long road trip

[@annoymouse890]

Overheating???? Bro made the f10 550i

[@Miskamandariini]

Yes😂

[@champy5095]

As a citizen completly dependant on the VW Plant of Wolfsburg, i must say... nice VW, you've made.

[@YelloTheCreator]

Baucedes 520idx RS AWD GT Line Premium M V10 2006 BiTurbo 🚗 From Berlin to Warsaw and back in one fuel tank. Who knews the reference, let in replies.

[@DatBoiRarz]

It ain't luxury If it ain't b r o w n. Door panels, b r o w n. Seats, b r o w n. Steering wheel, b r o w n. Interior, b r o w n.

[@TheToast_Theif]

"Does that work? I guess." "DoOrHaNdLe"

[@carguy862004]

at 2 minutes, the car looks like a Pontiac Grand Prix..... Not gonna lie, a Grand Prix wagon would have been cool (Yes... we Americans spelled 'Gran Prix' wrong... for DECADES...)

[@cskalle1213]

1:33 reggae engine

[@dominictoretto7412]

real

[@_CUBED_]

😂

[@BuilderBasti]

I would've expected some kind of Audi Q8 SUV thing cuz at least like 60% of modern cars being produced are ridiculously heavy, unnecessarily large fuel guzzlers

[@captaindelta43]

what could possibly go wrong ? German engineering : You underestimate my powers

[@lolgamer1073]

bro just made a e60 m5 as a touring

[@kovy6447]

0:15 or universal if you are russian

[@BotulinSpikedMarzipan]

Or caravan if you're Serbian

[@ZelenayaLapsha]

Exactly

[@Nikojones175]

e60e5 sounding like your average ww2 american light-medium tank

[@clari588]

I swear this is the most funny underated channel i have ever seen

[@AutisticTorch]

with this new 520idx RS AWD GT Line Premium M V10 2006 BiTurbo™ I could get to all the business meetings good video grogerson

[@pavelslama5543]

German cars whenever they leave the autobahn: "turn... TURN... Can you please BLOODY TURN??!!! OOOh myyyy goood tuuuuurn... *baaang"

[@LuckyQuadrifoglio]

An “m5 estate” or m5 touring as it was marketed already exists.

[@WompWomp-142]

please make more of these "How to make" videos they're so funny and creative 😂😂😂😂

[@Jrsystem]

Crosses the finish line while billowing smoke out the back. classic bmw

[@zilchthegrate63]

the way you design your engines and handling gives me great pain, I subbed :]

[@3xoticG4m3r]

What I love about this video is that it shows how hard automation to beam ng can be. I built cars since 2020 i think and sometimes they are god like and sometimes they are undriveable. Really good car designing simulator ❤

[@jancizmarik8226]

Deutchland cars. Very nice.

[@dienik512]

3:36 Doofenshmirtz is that you?

[@VenkCutterman]

BEHOLD, THE BAUCEDES INATOR!!!!!!!

[@UnnamedThe]

A luxury interior is luxurious when your luxurious fart ends up soiling your trousers and nobody can see it on your seat.

[@Captain_Bucket]

I will always call it a wagon because "shaggin' estate" just doesn't roll off the tongue.

[@SylvaTheNova]

Make a Honda acty pickup truck have a "small" 69 liter rotary diesel, oh and remember the bozozoku kit

[@TRex_Co-owner]

Please make one of that super lowered trucks in it’s… best, if you know what I’m saying. Maximum rice needed!!!

[@FreddyFazbearFNAF]

Heinrich: Hanz, some stupid british guy made fun of ze deutsche cars! Hanz: nein! Send ze 0.7 CM Spähpanzerkampfwagen 4 H-2 V10 (The 0.7 CM Spähpanzerkampfwagen 4 H-2 V10 is a german light tank)

[@paytondettmer7315]

The key to any German car is to ensure the drivers are looking at their phone for at least 50% of the drive.

[@lohenriksson9698]

I dont think ive made a automation car with overheating issues, very authentic german enginnering.

[@benij2431]

Bruh, the Bwm legitimately looks like a bmw

[@sniper_lockon1557]

Literally me making any car: "That'll go wrong. I'll take it."

[@emirbicici2653]

This is just like an bmw. Coolant keeps exploding👍

[@robis_al]

How do you embody the perfect old school top gear vibe?? Its amazing

[@mattiasjohansson1727]

The worst thing is that it looks better than anything BMW makes today.

[@Cramhead43]

2:55 Hammond: “It’s brown and browner”

[@GabrielNeupert]

always great to see another automation video from you

[@Morespeeeeed]

the BROWN and BROWN everything luxery is made of BrOwN reminds me of Jeremy Clarkson

[@ZelenayaLapsha]

Aahh yeHs, finally AN upload from a Finnish fugitive. We do eht!

[@Zgadventure]

Next British car and please make a car that revs to 1rpm

[@Allstarhero8900]

Today, we make an British car, and to be more specific, an British supercar so think of your 720s your jaggss and your Aston Martin's

[@Bims-t5b]

Alt title: a person who’s mum, dad and dads side piece who are the top gear trio make a German performance car

[@EZ-GAZI]

the bad reliability in german cars only appears when the warranty ends, its an endless money glitch for car companys

[@Cube6529]

He makes doing the interior look so easy

[@Doing_Aviation]

2:45 'b r o w n'

[@bluegamer308]

Ford AU II Falcon Estate doesn’t roll off the tongue like FORD AU II FALCON WAGON ON THE LIMITER

[@Skillot888]

when will the day be where people notice grog and he becomes a famous silly goober, he deserves it...

[@TastyMcCookies]

When my dad sees a BMW, he always says it probably stands for "bring mich Werkstatt". It couldn't be more accurate.

[@z-trip5457]

What does that mean? :)

[@VortexKiller2]

Obviously it stands for Black---

[@TastyMcCookies]

@@z-trip5457 Basically just "Take me workshop".

[@Dturney]

Love that he replicated the e60 m5 wagon

[@Zenki_star]

Day 1 of asking to make an drift car Day 2 of asking to make an drift car Day 3 of asking to make an drift car

[@Zenki_star]

I will edit this comment every day

[@flloatwer]

As an half german half polish, i would be pleased if you also make a Maluch. Also is it just me or does the yipee sound come from a german kid?

[@TheBackyardHappens]

I had a Dodge Daytona Shelby Z running 2.2L with 14psi. It got 40 miles to the gallon or 40 gallons to the mile. You could put the pedal down and watch the gas hand drop when it came on boost. You should build an 80s dodge k car and have fun with that one.