How to NEVER get banned from Gmod RP

[@greatglimbus]

mitt romney wouldn't get banned

[@mittromney7614]

True

[@vaporwave2359]

​@mittromney7614 holy shit, is that the REAL mitt Romney?

[@djaccountisbfisbx3880]

@@mittromney7614Are you ever going to let a battle be dictated by facts?

[@Mentallysubnormal]

@@mittromney7614 Holy crap! Mitt Romney?!

[@mittromney7614]

@@Mentallysubnormal hello faygo

[@The_Death_Krieg]

Can't even lie the yapping one is just immaculate I would literally pay for an entire video dedicated to yapping out of sits

[@kreftos9706]

even they started to have a good time lol probably the best method

[@The_Death_Krieg]

@@kreftos9706 fr

[@blackwolfrrt4070]

its my mate at the end who hes yapping to hahah ive just sent him the video

[@FireFloofJax]

That was the best one, where they asked him to repeat

[@Metal00m]

its how i got away with rdm on ttt 11 years ago and somehow became an admin lol

[@DJVideso]

IT seems like we ALL want a whole video dedicated to "yapping"

[@FridiNaTor]

Back in day the Hitman role didn't have an automated system for hit requests and acceptance and finish. So you had to announce that you got a hit, and then say Hit completed. So basically I used to RDM as Hitman, without anyone knowing. I just said Hit Accepted and Hit Completed everytime. Man was it fun, and so evil XD

[@nateno8965]

Oh my God you're the reason they changed over to the system of the f****** f3 method

[@FridiNaTor]

@@nateno8965 🤣

[@FlantisFroggu]

​@@nateno8965and guess what? He's also the sole reason. He made the system

[@colt-_-jonson1743]

Troll Extreme

[@FlantisFroggu]

@@nateno8965 he also created it

[@Hamumama_]

As a blind, deaf, dementia suffering 70 year old, I appreciate your kindness for giving us this wonderful guide that will help many and many people in the future

[@Hamumama_]

As a blind, deaf, dementia suffering 70 year old, I appreciate your kindness for giving us this wonderful guide that will help many and many people in the future

[@Hamumama_]

As a blind, deaf, dementia suffering 70 year old, I appreciate your kindness for giving us this wonderful guide that will help many and many people in the future

[@kg7162]

Ah ah has person suffering from dementia i can relate

[@kg7162]

Ah ah has person suffering from dementia i can relate

[@kg7162]

Ah ah has person suffering from dementia i can relate

[@cornebreshiny]

Yes he was French admin at 17:05 , fast translate if u want. So he said : "U not gonna do the dude who speak English with me when you spoke French to me very clearly just now" "Fine, okay I'm not gonna speak longer with u" "Yeah.. Yeah yeah u're funny" And the ban say "Extrem troll + make fun of admin + steal a police car"

[@Vesterbop]

when was he speaking french????

[@blooocki]

Okay the admin that transformed into a pseudogiant from S.T.A.L.K.E.R actually touched my heart. No seriously my chest is wide open and it hurts

[@Yebensk_Enrenk]

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[@Derpixied]

@Yebensk_Enrenk 14:45

[@Pirouyy]

17:00 god that's so much more hillarious when you understand french, he's so haughty and full of himself when he talks to you x)

[@Drnycl_PL]

How to not get banned in rp? *Just don't play at rp servers*

[@NesquickCoffee]

The ultimate tip.

[@JazzerciseJustice]

You could just... follow the rules?

[@sillyman357]

​@@JazzerciseJusticenuh uh

[@TheVincenzoGaming]

@@JazzerciseJustice What are we? NERDS???!!!!!

[@JazzerciseJustice]

@@TheVincenzoGaming yes 😈 Anyone who has played gmod is 😈

[@kg7162]

Wow that impressive how much improvement you made so far dacoober in your video editing from the beginning of your holly trolling of gmod, to this far, wish you the best to the futures of the holly Crusade against the non fun in the gmod server and may you have good holidays. Extreme troll

[@Dacoobers]

you too my friend

[@Vyclops]

troll extreme*

[@gnome5057]

a holly jolly crusade, is the best time of the year

[@ayoleman]

Being demoted is grounds for a full PTSD fueled schizo episode of an attack so its not RDM its in fact all in RP

[@MrGermandeutsch]

13:24 - "I'm going to kill yourself" reminds me so much of "I am going to shit your pants" meme.

[@Myranos]

Cmon man stop following me, only room for 1 of us to watch dacoobers

[@MrGermandeutsch]

@@Myranos *_There's over 8 months of a difference, how-_*

[@tryrexm]

ned's declassified darkrp survival guide

[@organhandlerseb4972]

Underrated joke

[@some-replies]

"Joseph Kony is out there" I wasn't expecting that, man I can't believe that was 11 years ago

[@Kelso2003]

Thank you for the tips! Now, I can use these against my tax collection

[@iamrightoutsideyourwindowhello]

it's time to adapt to new trends old man, the rage today is assassination

[@AcchyDacchy]

This truly is How to NEVER get banned from Gmod RP

[@sadasianman9837]

Such a well done video. I love you, dacoobers

[@Dacoobers]

let's just be friends

[@TwizzTBD]

​@@Dacoobers I was hoping it wouldn't have to come to this...

[@mikemandalorian9226]

@@Dacoobers nobody rejects us, you should've know that

[@Entertainment0verdose]

the yapping part had my laughing so damm hard fr

[@blackwolfrrt4070]

thats my mate hes yapping to xD

[@BigCroca]

do you know what the song is?

[@muttipi]

When I was 14 my brother went onto my favorite rp server on gmod and got me banned by doing massrdm, and the "it was my brother im sorry," actually worked on the forum which was kinda class.

[@TheVincenzoGaming]

I hate to break it to you but your brother died 4 years ago. That was actually you because you forgot to take your bipolar schizo meds

[@dracoborne2648]

I have a playlist of videos that have managed to give me an audible chuckle and needless to say your gmod content fills up about half of it, thank you for always brightening our days with this silliness; also this one has obviously already gone into the playlist as it got me multiple times.

[@afand6149]

8:18 this is literally some alternate personality shit XD u never cease to amaze me, Mr Coobs

[@spockbetter]

i'm really happy to see arstotzkan representation, you spoke it almost perfectly! it makes me happy more people are interested in the culture and language of our homeland.

[@theob1712]

That guy accused you of speaking french. This calls for a french yapping video.

[@kouchka09]

"i'm going to kill yourself" was the funniest sentence i've heard today

[@stupidscoutmain]

as someone who has spent HOURS at a time yapping the yapping tip is going to be very useful

[@antdok9573]

If yapping is most effective just goes to prove how BORED and miserable the admins get

[@Dwayne_LaFontant]

The Yapin’ part was perfect

[@Jensofgens]

I actually want to see a uncut of this video or a unedited version of the whole yapping bit

[@postmailer9223]

i nearly spat out my drink at the part where admins started to speak gibberish

[@JayHog1992]

Probably more once you notice it was French. :D

[@DW9427]

4:57 during the montage you can see the admin actually talk to him during this 💀bro was actually interested

[@FlantisFroggu]

I died at the yapping one, that was hilarious very funny

[@tudodenovo544]

Fr

[@timmy6890]

The yapping about the shit was relatable

[@poppamcgee]

This is a great guide, hopefully I'll stop getting banned. Keep it up Dapooper!

[@Jiub_SN]

If they threatened to ban you just call them sissy boys repeatedly and talk over them, always eorks

[@kekahoz]

These could all pretty much be their own videos, I don't think I've laughed this much in like 12 weeks.

[@Reskov]

The Lego Indians Jones part killed me

[@laggynoob3894]

The yapping admin was chill af not gonna lie

[@Wapako]

Average based Gmod player PS: As a french, 17:00 hits hard lmaoooo

[@kg7162]

Extreme troll 😂

[@shapeswitch_mood7221]

I think I understood some words he said,why did he talk like it was his buddy? Is that how french admin run things? That's creepy lmao-

[@Wapako]

@@shapeswitch_mood7221 He basically said that Dacoobers was faking not knowing french for some reason because apparently he heard him talk french before the sitting. I didn't have seen much of a "buddy talk" here and can't say that every french admins are like this. I would rather say that a lot of garry's mod admins from all around the world are dickheads lmao

[@kg7162]

@@Wapako nan ils sont tous comme ça

[@Wapako]

@@kg7162 Possible, j'interagis pas des masse avec lmao

[@ayoleman]

my favorite thing is just texting them the vpn addy or your "addy" in this case. and to pull up and coax em to advert it or type it in public but dont ever say you wanted them to do such a thing. It's a full ban for them. hurry before servers start dismissing this

[@leemo008]

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[@robloxianonrobloxian]

Thanks for the info.

[@snoweydownfall116]

the yap was the best one

[@ZeallustImmortal]

Im so glad the term "yapping" is coming back

[@Hallofsomeone]

2:55 the kid sounds like a new born

[@DrakonChik_Pro_TheOneAndOnly]

Love your videos. Keep going!

[@KrioCreative]

"Can you start from the beginning" ☠️

[@colinothebambino]

Dacoomers: Professional Yapper, 5 Star Michelin Gaslighter, Certified Rizzler, and Experienced Firefighter.

[@tiddliewinkse2952]

4:18 Eat more fiber, my friend.

[@guhgubble]

the true way to never get banned is to never play on those

[@kreftos9706]

i try to read off the transcript of a comedy show to try not get banned

[@OptiPopulus]

ok the Yapping thing was the best lmao

[@Bobbyandco-cs5lj]

it's called constipation my dude, get some fiber

[@thegamershy]

The yapping one was fucking greeat XD

[@wr3nche5]

"i'm going to kill yourself" that made me literally laugh out loud, that was out of nowhere

[@TurboFryer1337]

🗣️🗣️🗣️⁉️❓❗️⁉️ YAPPAHOLICS MIXTAPES🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Captain.Kincayd]

this was great, enjoy your one additional sub

[@hunteraff5872]

Bro the yapping part😂 ima just start going off about car transmissions😅 Also majority only works if the server is runned by a chill owner that doesn’t set much rules for the admins or the owner himself

[@emitenleo]

the begging was the most emotion i've ever heard of Dacoobers lol

[@OllieMendes]

Get a bidet, Dacoobers. Even the cheap ones from Amazon you attach to a regular toilet are a game changer.

[@rickfrelman3461]

6:39 that 10 sec skip got me so good i went back like 3 times😭😭😭

[@e-sobmusic1313]

My boys preferred method that works most of the time is "uhhh how do I play the game?" and he acts like he has no idea what he'd doing until they free him or ban him

[@RoachDoggJr2112]

“Nah you were well funny I quite like you.” Gmod admins if they didn’t have crowbars up their asses.

[@bugmilk9182]

Good someone pumps out these vids that remind me why i don't play gmod rp anymore lol

[@sleezy5161]

10:56 I was so not ready for this hahaha

[@Lovvkeyy]

I laughed the shit out of myself when you were yapping ( litteraly the shit out of me )

[@Morthatguy]

I was rolling when at the alt account part! But here is a new idea, RDM someone, and say your alt account witnessed the victim instigated it

[@GreasingJimmy]

Hey guys, with the holidays coming up i’ve been pondering like the science of Christmas im talking like who’s funding santa? i’m thinking maybe he’s some government asset used as like some annual check up but they need it to also make sense for kids so i’d propose there’s some kind of funding program for the elves oh but maybe santa doesn’t exclusively give to families maybe he’s building nuclear weapons for the government like oppenheimer but it’s also safe to assume he’s immortal and the planet will end eventually where does he go? oh but that opens up like a whole new can of worms space travel isn’t off the table for santa this guy has flying reindeer, if aliens are real maybe santa also gifts them cause christmas kinda has this whole message of “everyone getting a gift” Also building onto that government theory I wanna get on the topic of snowmen, so it’s known carrots are good for your eyes you know what has carrots? Snowmen not only that but they also have eyes so i’m thinking these carrots are improving their efficiency as, hear me out SPY DRONES the government has successfully tricked us into constructing thousands of spy drones all across america not only that, everyone knows russians only walk on cold snow and ice, getting on grass can prob be fatal for a russian so these snowmen drones can also make a great lookout for the Russians.

[@shapeswitch_mood7221]

12:42 This guy is a hollow of himself. I meanheis admin on a Gmod server, so...

[@Nikolas_GQ]

The fact I found the fire alarm the same in the video was used in the World Trade Center the fire alarm was called "Cerberus Pyrotronics MXL-V | Voice Assisted" but it is used in other buildings

[@TheVincenzoGaming]

5 months late but I can't believe one of the tutorials wasn't 'just say this is literally 1984'

[@felicien2514]

The french one said "you spoke to me in French before stop capping i know you speak french"

[@disposable_income_andy]

only thing id suggest for anyone looking to try the "call a sit against yourself" is theres a clear point when dacoobers switches accounts since when he starts talking, he starts moving all around, so id say make sure only one of the accounts move and the other stays still so its not so obvious its the same guy puppeteering both accounts. not saying give both a full rich history and lore, just one subtle difference to deviate the two so its less obvious when you switch. moving the mouse every now and again as the standing alt helps, same with pressing their mic button mid rant from the moving one like they're trying to interject. only real thing the mod should know is your voice, but clearly they arent that bright if they fell for it in the first place

[@JWO343]

Gonna claim my spot knowing this video gonna blow off

[@arnoldswaggerson6938]

When youre in an rdm competition and your opponent is a donator:

[@Hopgop1]

Yapping was my personal favourite, I'm not sure I've got the brain for that though.

[@Celltastic]

Thanks for these epic tips and tricks!

[@keybored13]

this video makes me want to go onto gmod multiplier

[@ElmoPlayss]

The poop talk made me laugh so hard for no reason 😂

[@Biotear]

If it's anything like my experience in Fallout 13, the answer is to ERP with the host so any action taken against you is immediately overturned. That, or play Brotherhood of Steel exclusively so most jannies take your side.

[@badideagenerator2315]

"I was trying to shoot a wall but i can't aim for shit and hit them by accident"

[@darksars3622]

Evey admin watch this right now: RIGHT THAT DOWN RIGHT THAT DOWN

[@AnnualDaniel]

thanks dacoobers, hoping these tips apply in real life

[@thatoneguy3408]

ironically 11 was the one with the most intent to RP

[@RoachDoggJr2112]

“Made up language” >Speaks perfect Frisian.

[@crevice5369]

hey dude i was one of the cops you were with on TITSRP when you were biology bartholomew going around cuffing the fuck out of people. i just wanted to say that shit was hilarious and wed love to have you back on the server sometime , man . love you , pookie. mwuah

[@dingaling487]

Dacoomer we need a yappin video

[@SuperKermit251]

Amazing video, been laughing the whole time

[@CallofFreaky]

I feel the time you’d spend in jail is a lot shorter than the time you spend yapping

[@danilokleinerbutmobile2702]

Yapping is the ultimate technique

[@thedoc7184]

If you say that you will report them to the irs and get the owner audited

[@Halfstalker_episode2]

they really asked for him to start from the beginning at his yapping...

[@pointlessFreddi]

dacoobers yapping was so relatable, shitting is an olympic sport for me

[@Funktastic_Official]

I usually just stay quiet and dont move. Never been banned once

[@glitchthenooby]

7:03 based admin

[@givemewater114]

never played gmod rp, do the admins really grab you and interrogate you if you kill someone?

[@VTpier]

Truly the god gamer dacoobers escaping from these basement dwelling admins

[@PlayermodelMale18]

Still uploads faster than any KZbinr ever.

[@OblivionPrime]

I thought these wouldn't work but after trying them all i found they do in fact not work.

[@SomeGuy_Somewhere]

You're really good at making up a language

[@FlavioDeLestival]

insanly funny ! also as a frenchman, it's always good to remember how cringe my fellow countrymans act online, it's somehow even worst than most nationalities !

[@Bigmandan365]

Everybodies talking about the yapping but my favourite was the made up language that shit killed me

[@jojosgulagadventure6571]

admin at part 5 is what admins should look like