How to Pee | Standup Comedy by Jeeya Sethi

Its 2020, as human beings we have progressed a lot in life but we still don't know how to pee properly, this video will teach both men and women on the correct steps to peeing properly.
I hope you like it and learn from it. let me know in the comments if you would like to see me perform in your city.
Shot by - The Habitat Team
Edited by - Abhishek Bhutwani (ClassClown)
Sound Recording - The Habitat Team
Sound Mixing - Sreejith Menon
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[@jeeyadhadkdhadk]

Thank you for watching my Standup Comedy Video, you can follow me on Instagram & twitter. Instagram: instagram.com/jeeyadhadkdhadk/ Twitter: shorturl.at/lyBQ7

[@prafful1723]

Jeeya sethi Haath dhona important hai but uss bande ne toilet seat phir se niche nahi kiya. Apne agle set me add kardo madam ye joke pakka chalega.

[@medicalworld_health]

It seems 1st vdo, but great starting. Will cross Abhishek upmanyu soon if u walk with same energy. Fodne wali ho.

[@Dhgfjjfrhhjgttrrr]

Your muscles are stronger than men's.... #womenpower😁😁😁

[@bhatkrishnakishor]

@@prafful1723 😁

[@livediscussion1884]

Subscribing to a Punjabi lioness 😁🙏

[@ankitmakwana5673]

Just imagine her as your biology teacher......

[@rohanchoudhari7690]

@akash kumar yaaa too much

[@tejashdhongadexd5208]

@akash kumar simp located

[@kuggusdaddy3154]

Considering her content and style of comedy it would be a glaring performance as a bio-teacher. What are the Steps of Reproduction. Step 1-- "Attain Puberty" Step 2--"Open 8th standard science book--Reproduction chapter" Step 3-- "Tik tik Tik"

[@ankitmakwana5673]

@@kuggusdaddy3154 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Qwerkywoop]

Full marks

[@dhruv-194]

*"Speak when you're spoken to"* 💯

[@Turquazria]

Most accurate shit I’ve ever heard. Never watched a female Indian comedian that’s as good as her. Keep it up Jeeya! You have a new fan from Belgium 🇧🇪

[@harshrupani7196]

Irrespective of gender You are literally one of the funniest comedians I've come across in the world

[@Bear13HEad]

You’re kidding me right

[@thechanparadox9935]

She is good but plz don't forget legends like anubhav, akash and abishek. Lol just realized it's a AAA

[@harshrupani7196]

@@Bear13HEad wtf are you even here then ?

[@enemygaming1380]

Ptani kese hasi ayi ispr tum logo ko. Bs logo ko embarrass kr rhi h

[@pratyushpragyey7002]

@@enemygaming1380 then you're still young for this 🤣🤣

[@aditinaval]

Quotable quotes: Women are talking, that's progress.

[@jeeyadhadkdhadk]

aditi gupta thank you for sending that sweet msg to Aditi :) It made my day! Yay!

[@vipinsahu8783]

There is a lot of topic to show women's progess, are you thinking explain about peeing is a progress only because she is women.. 🤣🤣🤣

[@marygarimella407]

@@vipinsahu8783 shut up

[@vipinsahu8783]

@@marygarimella407 why, only u've right to speak because u r girls. Huh.😳😳

[@marygarimella407]

@@vipinsahu8783 which part of "shut up" don't you understand?

[@MJ-wu2io]

"Do tic tic tic" - Jeeya Sethi, 2020

[@zze5308]

Usko kaise pata

[@AsliRealPro]

@@zze5308 uske pass bhi hai

[@SurajKumar-gc6vm]

@@AsliRealPro wtf!

[@AsliRealPro]

@@SurajKumar-gc6vm ha ha just kidding

[@AsliRealPro]

@@shraddhamall4938 It's complicated.😂

[@abba3629]

She made an Entire show out of Men Peeing. How Smart.

[@bigblade9645]

It just shows they can't even make jokes without men

[@deepanwitamaity4528]

@@bigblade9645 cause men are JOKES lol.

[@vandanag8846]

Males are no jokes

[@Shivam-is3jv]

Reverse the genders people will call it "sexual harassment/insulting modesty of women " . So female comedian have right to sexually embarrasse their male audiences?

[@indianclasher9857]

Ladki log ke pass nunu hota hai kya?

[@soniabatheja3830]

Title should be "let's make men uncomfortable" 😂😂😂😂

[@Level-yp1pr]

Waha women empowerment 🤣🤣🤣 mera fake feminism wali ladkia

[@5TimesWCC]

@@Level-yp1pr i have no problem with this video but still if the jokes are made at women all feminists stand up but if jokes are made at men everyone laugh. That's HYPOCRICY.

[@bigblade9645]

You know what'll be more funny... If the tables were turned 😂😂😂 tab pata chalta hai kitni hasi aati hai aur kitne logo ko "misogynistic" bana dia jata hai 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@5TimesWCC]

@@bigblade9645 sahi mei. Aaj kal women (especially feminists) want to make a scene out of comedy too. Like wtf? There are much bigger problems that women are facing in india that they should fight against. But they are more interested in fighting for they will wear what they want to wear and society should not judge them. They think society does not judge men and we are allowed to wear anything I want wherever I want. Obviously if I am going to the office I am going to wear formals and if I am going to meet a friend I will wear casuals. I will not go the office in my fucking underwear😂.

[@bigblade9645]

@@5TimesWCC dont you dare tell me what to wear... A condom's enough for me to go out.... Change your mentality... Not my latex clothing...

[@DG18067]

“Women are talking!” deserves much more appreciation

[@akshaykumarr7541]

Shata

[@rushikeshkedare8897]

Feminist🖕

[@DG18067]

RUSHIKESH KEDARE butthurt 💙

[@marygarimella407]

@@rushikeshkedare8897 misogynist!

[@zeultimo]

I agree to disagree, we men must be ashamed for not encouraging them to talk

[@pranjalsonawane1760]

When she asked for the second step after finding a toilet. She scared that man. And intimidated him so much 😂😂😂😂 with her looks and tone. And “speak when you are spoken to” was next level. M sure she ll make an excellent strict sarcastic teacher or principal 🙄🙄

[@pranjalsonawane1760]

The Arabian Profit true 😂😂

[@anantbirdeol5669]

How is intimidating someone cool? Think of a man intimidating a girl on the same topic. Not so cool right? Pseudo feminist🙂

[@user-rj3qe6hn6n]

Speak when you are spoken to Pai Mei ne Beatrix Kiddo ko bola tha

[@pranjalsonawane1760]

Anant Bir Deol it isnt cool. Thats why i said she ll make an epic strict teacher or principal

[@divyagnihotri4985]

Yes ur so right

[@zeultimo]

On the contrary to popular comments, I feel she breezed through the whole topic, pointed out the areas of improvement with laughter

[@drdivyanshi]

One comic who makes her audience participate. Would love to attend her show someday. She does comedy with her whole body not just words. Ma'am, I assume people must be intimidated by you and you must have received criticism because of it but for one you are one of those people who have wow-ed me!

[@Prikuni]

This woman is the answer for female comics in India

[@MrHarsh3600]

Female comic matlab? Comedy me bhi male female ka distinction? It's comedy not athletics. What has gender to do with it.

[@akash-yv1dc]

thats a terrible answer

[@Kokil92341]

@@MrHarsh3600 chutiya hai kya tu , kuch bhi cheez mai problem mtlab

[@marygarimella407]

And you're an answer to why India needs feminism.

[@kushchopra4300]

No Kaneez is

[@MathiLeela]

Wait, She made me never think of drinking of Rasna ever in my life... 😭😬🤬

[@12deepshikhasingh76]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@homiekrafts2329]

😂😂

[@theskumar1989]

I was waiting that she will speak more filth out of her mouth and people will be rolling on the floor. Thank god the video was over by then.

[@mohammedashfaq3892]

That "TIk Tik Tik" wali line is epic. can't stop crawling & laughing.

[@user-gh9it4so8h]

I was not been able to understand

[@mohammedashfaq3892]

@@user-gh9it4so8h what do you mean?

[@user-gh9it4so8h]

@@mohammedashfaq3892 now i got

[@mohammedashfaq3892]

@@user-gh9it4so8h I’m sure you does

[@hanimalik6541]

"Speak when you're spoken to " Damn

[@Dk-vw2us]

I was dead when she said tik tik tik😂😂😂😂😂

[@parrotsparadise3914]

What does it mean??

[@Dk-vw2us]

@@parrotsparadise3914 ander daalne se pehle ek baar jhaad lena chahiye😂😂

[@adityasharma959]

Bro RIP 😢😢

[@bhawanabisht7757]

@@Dk-vw2us 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mohammednasirkhan1495]

The best phrase “if you do it to hard it becomes hard” !!!!!!!!!!!

[@dish_81]

It really was the best phrase

[@heisenbergyo5578]

Lol 😂

[@sushmitabontadka8576]

I didnt understand? Can you plz explain!

[@jeeyadhadkdhadk]

OMG NASA KAAN YOU HAVE COMMENTED.....THIS IS AMAZING! I MISS YOUR FACE.

[@pripri5998]

@@jeeyadhadkdhadk you made me laugh

[@DallyFanai]

She's so intelligent and hilarious. Love her

[@anushkadesai3547]

every woman felt that twerking part!this woman is hilarioussss!!!!dayummmm

[@lataagarwal5175]

We'll be twerking!😂

[@prasannajoshi2645]

tic tic tic is necessity,thats where the gravity fails 😁

[@anandparashar54]

Hahah

[@senstivevlogs8155]

Rght😀😀😀

[@neturonix]

Momentum bhi koi cheez hoti hai

[@mdnurulhaque5040]

4th law of motion-tic tic tic😅

[@rajeshkumar-ni4ql]

😂😂😂

[@divyangana123]

I thought I am the only female who doesnt sit !! Shyaa... I was proud of my invention till now 🙈🙊

[@leezaaneja1213]

No girl you are not alone. I also do the same. And it's really helpful in winters. 😂😂😁😁

[@divyangana123]

@@leezaaneja1213 It's helpful in all seasons 😝 esp when there's inadequate toilet staff or better technology to keep the toilets clean !! 🙊

[@shriyaprakash3203]

we all are the same. infact when i was young my mother had specially told me to not sit on pots. we have to place ourselves in half crunch position and make sure our thighs dont touch that filthy surface. anyways very much relatable. :)

[@bhawanabisht7757]

Yeah seriously man!! I also thought that I was the only one to do that thing, but realised most of the women do that and even think also that they're the only ones to do that!! relatability at its peak🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@neetucarpenter7992]

Actually it saves us from urine infection and in winters to safe from cold...😂😂

[@kavitapath--4224]

Discovered this channel today. What a talent.. this is the female comic we need to spread news about, much like Vipul Goyal among the male ones

[@apoorvaj8522]

Yup Man!!!! She is bold, fearless, real, funny, dark.... Everything

[@arjun5411]

Lmao I haven't seen a single clip of her without involving men . Sexist and frustrated piece of shit.what if a man make jokes on small br ests

[@arjun5411]

@@apoorvaj8522 she's just cheap

[@OscarAbrahamVarghese]

This has to be the funniest bit about men peeing. Good set-up and delivery. Enjoyed every bit of it.

[@mishtiarya4324]

Ma'am you're wonderful!♥️ The comedy and expressions are above and beyond what I have usually seen! Kudos to you ma'am!

[@BhanuPratap-ro6mj]

I am watching you and your standups for the first time, and I'm really in love with you and your observations 😅😅 I binge watched all your vids out here.. Great love and respect

[@mansirelhan]

Loved it, and you in general. Society needs more women like you!! 🙌🏻

[@prakritiyadav2670]

Loved your set, keep posting ❤️

[@r.7530]

GOD.....SHE'S LITERALLY EXPOSING ALMOST EVERY MAN😂😂😂😂

[@antonyberchmansranjith533]

Every men!!! are u so sure???

[@r.7530]

@@antonyberchmansranjith533 not really, I'll edit that......

[@mreenalmehra5637]

We need to appreciate such brilliantly written and performed content. Big cheers to you ma'am.

[@makemeevanesce]

I don't think it's possible for you to come to Karachi, Pakistan but still.

[@lookamazing6460]

If women in Pakistan spoke the way she did you would have declared a fatwa

[@weirdo384]

@@lookamazing6460 remember the time Indians were baying for Deepika's head

[@lookamazing6460]

@@weirdo384 lagta hai aap self proclaimed feminist ho..... cause uh talking about two unrelated incidents....

[@weirdo384]

ok incel

[@mihrpsah]

@@weirdo384 yup lol

[@anushbuch4495]

I laughed too hard on this one! Lucky that I found such an awesome stand up artist❤️❤️

[@pranjalisharma8429]

Damn girl !! You nailed it . Awesome gig . You are just soooo different and original from the other comics .

[@vaishnavishrivastava3994]

Loved the entire set! You are amazing ❤️

[@pragatibhadrecha9797]

Her single video is funnier than the whole bollywood 😂😂😂

[@devanshgupta8179]

Dil se bola ya dimag se

[@pragatibhadrecha9797]

@@devanshgupta8179 abh vo to jaise jiski sooch , but Maine to dilse he bola

[@devanshgupta8179]

@@pragatibhadrecha9797 haha plzz keh do ki sarcastically kaha nhi toh ye video itna bhi funny nhi hai 😕

[@pragatibhadrecha9797]

@@devanshgupta8179 chill bro sarcastically bola tha 😂😂😂

[@devanshgupta8179]

@@pragatibhadrecha9797 sorry me bollywood (2000_20010)ka fan hu aur jab log ese comment krte . Me sochta hu ye un classic comedy films ki disrespect hai jinko dekh kar hum abhi bhi haste hain. By the way apse bat krke accha laga #sarcasm 🤣

[@SurajKumar-gc6vm]

So much Amazing and I do agree with all the arguments you've made.

[@pujach424]

You are just too good. Such good jokes and so flawless delivery

[@harshitarajoria3531]

Come to Jaipur!! Can't wait to hear you live. You had me in splits. Discovered your channel rn and saw all your videos at once. Even subscribed.✨✨✅✅

[@casu17consulto]

This is so good! You get the whole audience so involved, first as a team and then you turn them against the forgetful no handwash fellow! Aha gotcha!

[@barnalis363]

Omg where were you!! 🤗 hooked already

[@MercilessRL]

Great energy and confidence 😂😂 keep it up 😆😅😂

[@maheiramkhan]

OMG! So confident and funny this woman is. Imma be like her when I turn 38.

[@zeenatparveen3649]

Why not now??

[@arjundinu8239]

You didn't gotta expose her like that

[@maheiramkhan]

@@arjundinu8239 okay, in another video she tells that she is 38. 😁

[@maheiramkhan]

@@zeenatparveen3649 Hey, Zeenat! In another video she tells that she is 38 years old. I wanted to say that I would love to be as vivacious and funny as she is even at 38 years of age.

[@zeenatparveen3649]

@@maheiramkhan 😁😁yeah I got it sis....✊✊

[@shagunagrawal2003]

This is JUST THE BESTEST STANDUP COMEDY EVER. 😂

[@Binay168]

Bhubaneshwar, Odisha Hopefully after the lockdown and all this corona shit we get to see you in our city ♥️

[@shuchipandey3205]

Love this woman!!!!! What confidence❤️

[@shagunagrawal2003]

Hilarious as hell!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 One of the best comedians I've ever come across 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shrutivyas8595]

You are so amazing! I still can’t stop laughing. This video and you are going to be my favourites forever 😂

[@swarnima8555]

Just discovered her and I'm binging all her videos, such amazing content!

[@kunalverma7924]

Hey uh are tooo amazing I liked your observations🤣🤣 That was too too funny

[@manishpatel3178]

Must forward material " tic tic tic 😂"

[@doctor2187]

The best comedy video..wow jeeya..superb❤❤❤talented u r😍❤😂❤👌

[@standupallover1112]

Excellent work, great joke writing and a lot of learning and fun information! overall great video.

[@dhaneshsharma0506]

Her expression... Her smile ... Her hairs.... Her laughter.... JeeyaJi kuch naa bole tw bhi saare dekhne ko tyaar hai aapko❤❤❤ u r just amazing

[@varunkanneboina2758]

Love the way you present your set. You really kill it. Love you loads Jeeya😘😘♥️

[@anubhavmitra6337]

KZbin recommended one of your videos today! Best recommendation till date. You are amazing ,Binge watched all of your videos. Keep it up!

[@jithingodfrey]

You are very funny There is little material of you out there. Hope to see more soon. All the best Jeeya

[@asingh302]

Love the vibe she create around her.🙌🏼

[@kirtigarambha8913]

It's amazing mam 😍😍😍 I Just love your stand up shows 😍😍

[@nikitajain8012]

You are amazing. Looking forward to more videos.

[@natashabatra2587]

Haath dho! haath dho!! damn never thought everyone would be screaming that so loud even the men rn

[@bhagirath_poharkar]

She won the whole show on Tic Tic Tic

[@susannademelo]

On point gurlll

[@akriti3019]

Laughed so hard that I had to pee !🤣🤣 So glad this turned up on my recommendations! Instantly subscribed !!

[@sandiphabib1]

3:43 if you do it too hard It becomes hard 😂😂😂

[@akashchaudhary1402]

😂😂

[@sparshpadiyal]

Top class content...a laugh riot without an iota of vulgarity...keep it up :)

[@anushkamondal6112]

I Just Love Watching All Your Videos Over & Over Again😭😭❤️❤️

[@sivajikodali8759]

I just loved her comedy with her expressions tooo Such a great talent, well done mam.

[@ipsiiiiiii]

Never again will rasna be the same for me but amazing ya just amazing 😂😂😂😂

[@sarahbaig2519]

Oh my god. You are absolutely hilarious

[@sinrm]

Its been a long day at work, and i stumbled upon your video for the first time! Omg you're so funny and smart, new fan from Malaysia here :)

[@kirtirani4720]

Your are very confident... I learn from you so much. Thanks

[@girishkotgire7342]

You are crazy ✌️😜🤪😂 Enjoyed a lot..... Want to watch full episodes.... Where should I?

[@waluigistan7278]

Bloody hell, this is hilarious!

[@jatinkumar-tp8it]

loved all your peices, looking forward for more videos.

[@nila489]

this was too good!!!

[@amybarthwick4975]

I don't know what I'd do if i didn't come across Jeeya. So glad i did.

[@nehabobde]

Hahaha, Bahot hee jyada funny. Tik tik tik is my favorite. ❤️

[@rittimasarker2120]

girl...i love you ❤️ keep it up..i laughed sooo much..love from Bangladesh ❤️ would love to attend one of your shows if possible ❤️❤️

[@ishac.5167]

I really love your sets! come to Noida please!!

[@akashdhakite9707]

Before zip you have to do tic tic tic😂😂 An eternal set to laugh on forever ❤️💯💯🥳

[@shivthegreat2166]

What that tic tic

[@ritwiksingh4937]

That tik tik tik part 😂😂😂..... Too much relatable..

[@AbhishekSingh-gn7fr]

Now I learned these 8 steps.... And I goona definitely follow it😂😂

[@ayushjoshi8782]

OMG, Your content is hilarious. I've been continuously watching every video of yours since yesterday. Best wishes, Love from Indore.

[@sairajphatak7868]

"If you do it hard it becomes hard" 😂😂 Savage

[@ecofirewall6676]

And i am unable to drink rasna everagain 😂😂

[@pearlsharma2147]

Goddamn you are the best out there. I laughed so hard. Much love xoxo

[@peteranthonie]

Tik tik tik.... Lmao too good ya Jeeya.. 🔥🔥❤️

[@singhsahab23075]

i heard someone cough at 0:05 Avoid public gatherings stay safe and keep everyone else safe joke karte karte tragedy na ho jaye ​@​

[@iamnotjeshua]

Vaibhav Singh lol😂

[@gouravdevtalla7821]

Awesome set.... When she screamed at the crowd it's was like my teacher yelling 😂

[@Sparsh03]

Dudeeee....You are amazing!❤🙈

[@manvityagi6529]

2021 yeah, but come to DELHI dude. You are amazing!!

[@MsManiJha]

I love this lady now!

[@shashaankkaushik7713]

#jeeyasethi U are just hillarious...love the way you make us laugh 🤣

[@crazy_relativestories]

Wow. Amazing. You made me laugh throughout the show. Come to Pune soon.

[@shiva-bu2ht]

Wht an observation 😱.. Superb yr, in such a hilarious way u explained the whole process 🤣🤣🤣 without making it sound cheap.. 💕💕💕

[@whycantitbeme]

Oh my god. You're so talented. ♥

[@shurryma]

the delivery 🔥🔥🔥

[@shivanisharma1391]

Am watching your video first time and now am your big fan😀😀....