ABHISHEK UPMANYU |Friends, Crime, & The Cosmos | Stand-Up Comedy by Abhishek Upmanyu

[@ajnikhil]

His method apart from jokes which is just the surface 1. A lot of hand and body gestures 2. A lot of facial expressions 3. Pauses after speaking so the audience to visualize the scene 4. Topics based on day-to-day life, which everyone can relate to 5. Charming, middle-class personality Hands down he's the best stand-up comedian currently. Hope he stays this way.

[@Anchors_aashiSagar1]

great analysis, so the next time whenever i watch him. "yeh hi comment toh baad me yaad ayega" :D

[@infernotv3847]

@@Anchors_aashiSagar1 zakir khan be like to kiya kro ma job chor du

[@yoto5147]

@@infernotv3847 Zakir khan is highly overrated

[@infernotv3847]

@@yoto5147 its all about taste i like both

[@rarora15]

@@yoto5147 yeah truee

[@sahilsohani2759]

7:58 "itna kaun khush hai apne Ghar pe" We all feel it right now

[@sahilsohani2759]

@@OP-kz2te thanks bro

[@sahilsohani2759]

@@OP-kz2te you're goat

[@themkeyline2359]

@@OP-kz2te Kya Fayda

[@OP-kz2te]

@@themkeyline2359 heh sed lyfe

[@sahilsohani2759]

So many likes!!! Yikes!!!

[@bn7809]

I don’t know how many times I have watched this and it still doesn’t feel repetitive and is hilarious everytime

[@RuhulAmin0000]

Yahi yaad ayenge baadme😂😂

[@aesthetics6506]

ARMY

[@Meandino804]

@@aesthetics6506 AMI!😳 Who's ur bias?

[@Taransandhu82]

Sahi mein yahi zindgi hai,hass lo,pr is video pe 17k dislike wale crime petrol dekhne wale hi lg rhe hain..😂😂😂

[@mehzabinafruz5964]

Same here🤣

[@kankanamukherjee2865]

Hi @abhishek upmanyu...this is the first time my mother who's 75 years old heard a stand up comedy show and we are Bengalis and she doesn't understand much of Hindi , but she found your show quite funny and she was in peels of laughter and I loved that aspect so much that I wanted to thank you for this wonderful moment that my mother had. Thanks a ton, it's not easy to bring some random smiles on people's face, all the very best to you

[@CAPT-vw2ud]

Me goes to study. My brain : you've a lot of syllabus left, so you need to study for the whole day. My heart : Toh rehn do phir.

[@hecker4437]

🥺same

[@keyurshah2924]

Same

[@aashmarajab]

Same 😁

[@JERRYBGT]

😂

[@dishajha815]

so relatable

[@ruchirasarma9293]

Oh god!!!!! Finally someone acknowledges the "Phone records nikalo" moment in crime patrol

[@TECHNOSNAP]

I hope you get past your dark time too

[@ghodasingh1312]

Parth kumar bruh are you having your dark time?

[@filmmakinglessonsfromfilmm5398]

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[@Dhyanandra167]

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[@ronaldogomes9365]

I saw him "He has got rich" ! From last video till now !!

[@mkbk]

He deserves to b rich.

[@surbhiagrawal9536]

Well said

[@adwiteeyaverma]

@@surbhiagrawal9536 yes❤️

[@sachuff7663]

yahin to yad aayega bad me

[@theonly3649]

His personality is unique and the kind of chill and childish type of commentary is absolutely killing me🤣

[@MadhabChintey]

😂

[@samith_tells_ॐshankaranarayana]

Right 😂😊

[@kundanojha6303]

Is i am the only one who didn't recognize him in thumbnail.... he has changed alot..great to see u back APNE BAAP SE PHLE KAUN SO K UTHTA HAI....so true man...

[@saswatranjan]

So true...Mujhe v pehchan main nahi aya

[@tanishjain8428]

@11:52 "Yhi baatein toh baad mein yaad aati hai" Too good man, amazing!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MandhanAcademy]

"Yahi baatein to baaad me yaad aayengi"

[@avidlearner07]

I searched this title, I got...❤️👍

[@SiddharthSingh-zd7ny]

Are mht cet wale sir😂

[@aryanmayurkumarsuthar895]

@@ARNAV_CHAURASIA hi

[@ARNAV_CHAURASIA]

@@aryanmayurkumarsuthar895 hello bhai

[@deepdownthelane]

Myntra ka logo kyu churaya

[@vishu_ed]

very underappreciated bit between 12:45 and 12:55 (Abhishek gives there a very rare laugh himself). so smooth plug. such connections between larger stories make your stand up an all out riot

[@mansisingh4144]

"Itna kaun khush hai apne ghr mein" I literally felt that

[@anitachoudhari6088]

haa yaar😓😓

[@poozaxtha5706]

😂😂😂 sach mein

[@archprep131]

Copied comment

[@harshitb1110]

Dude I was gonna comment exactly these words. 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

[@kuldipprashar9499]

1000th like 👍🏻

[@samidhaghogle5605]

"Toh rehne do phir"😂😂😂 my slogan in every lecture 😂😂

[@gururajkumarmali]

His tone though... Hillarious...😂😂

[@its-preeti]

Baat to sahi hai waise 😂😂😂😂😂

[@abhikdixit2066]

But I love cosmos.

[@jagmeetsingh5836]

Hn subah utho aur jaise hi attend karne ka time aaye toh socho yaar aaj mood nhi h My mind:toh rehne do fir

[@racerxgamerz]

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[@anjaliverma6710]

I can hear only 2 person loud and clear in this video 1. Abhishek Upmanyu 2. That girl's laugh ( hiccups) in the audience 😂

[@VIKASSINGH-my2qo]

#metoo

[@AmanVerma-mp1wd]

Hahaha 😂😂😂

[@kiranumrao2834]

😂😂😂😂

[@SAM-ri2pi]

That was fucking irritating 😤

[@raviprabhakar7792]

Up to the mark with laughter 😂😂

[@Shubham_Rathod_247]

7:59 itna Kon khush hai aapne Ghar pe 😂🤣waaa Bhai waaaa

[@biradarohan]

13:26 the way he says "toh rehndo fir" is really amazing...😂🤣😂

[@kashettyavp]

Observer universe

[@Sky_infy]

😂😂😂

[@ayediti5757]

Petition to change "once in a blue moon" to "when Abhishek uploads"

[@GM_NotYet]

Haha shi h😂😂

[@rajpalival9476]

@Maz Peters perfect reply !

[@tony-pc4kd]

Nobody prefer once in blue moon as well....

[@hitsugaya3532]

@Maz Peters Well said bro I absolutely agree with u KZbin is becoming a shithole

[@shivraj_mulik]

@Maz Peters You seem like a wise person ^^ Frequency isn't always mandatory to reach audience tho! If one has content with potential, he's ought to outreach desired audience; The supreme example is our beloved, Sakth Launda, Z...)

[@santxsh]

KZbin to Abhishek Upmanyu - "Successfully password reset completed. You can log in with your new password."

[@gamingforyou2474]

His art of delivering jokes is mind blowing

[@theduskyvibe9469]

I'm so obsessed with his punches i literally use them in conversations all the time😂

[@thetuningpoint1600]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 me too

[@sumeetbhatt7159]

Toh mai kya karu job chor du

[@thetuningpoint1600]

Likh lo kahi yeh UpSC mei na ajaye ... 🤔

[@youthoobnothingelse9949]

Yehi baatein yaadein banti h

[@drunkfairy9903]

@@sumeetbhatt7159 it's a comment section bc, it is made for commenting opinions and none of them have anything to do with your pathetic existence. Job chorne ke liye job honi bhi jarurat hai.

[@viratkohli3511]

He uploaded at morning to make everyone's day faboulus Love from nepal my bro❤❤❤❤

[@vakkugdada0201]

Great fan of him from nepal

[@bhushangarje2623]

The whole comment section is about Abhishek's changed look. ❤️

[@hussainpeeth7933]

Literally you nailed it bro Man gaye crime petrol was just fabulous... 😂😂😅

[@riyagupta9536]

""Itna kaun khusi hai Apne ghar pe"" My life explained 😂😂

[@hasanhabib6765]

😭

[@khanakbajpai3147]

Lol

[@riyaguptaa2311]

Same here😂

[@rushi.3]

Exactly 😂

[@jarvis2567]

😂

[@maddymax7720]

Your hairstyle and look in the previous videos added so much to your humour honestly

[@RowdyChocolateOfficial]

I agree but also I'm glad his quality of material didn't change along with the look.

[@mohdshaheemidrisi8719]

me bhi ye hi comment karne wala tha XD

[@shivanshuudeniya3338]

I was also going to comment same ....so true

[@ishaansharma9176]

Same bro!!!

[@sumitalwaysonline]

Maddy Max .

[@namanalagh9636]

Abhishek while saying the legendary dialouge : mai kya kru phir job chhod du Didn't know that Yahi batei to baad me yaad aayengi😂😂😂😂

[@vinaykohli5893]

Right😂😂

[@riteshgaikwad2905]

Naman singh should become a comedian

[@namanalagh9636]

@@riteshgaikwad2905 naman Singh, who?

[@riteshgaikwad2905]

@@namanalagh9636 you

[@shivanichouhan8912]

Mai kya.......mtlb bachpan se Chutiya kate ja raha hai😂😂😅

[@mariyam1511]

8:26 so trueee 🤣😂💀 that's what happens daily at my home too lolol

[@HeheKiddo]

😂

[@shreyakumariupadhyay6841]

Epic line...'ab tumlog apni body lekar bahr ghumoge toh criminal toh kaat hi dega na' 🤣

[@ritesh6383]

Mera favorite part 🤣🤣

[@atgwiuz]

Wo bechara to apna kaam Kar Raha hai 😂😂

[@kartikeynath152]

Right

[@harryjsingh6997]

Body ni booudddyyyyy 😂

[@factotechz6842]

To rehene do phir😉🤣🤣

[@amanwithmorals3278]

Someone to that laughing girl: Why you laughed so hard that time? She: yehi batein to baad mein yaad ayengi

[@aneeshchowdhury3856]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 O bhaiii

[@huzefaarab]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@technmate6472]

Came to record the meme

[@Ankit679.]

Y jok muje bad m bahut yad aye ga 😉

[@ritikadas9397]

"Itna kaun khush hain apne ghar pe??" I felt that shit man😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bhushitshrivastava9855]

😂😂😂

[@PaulSimul]

Me too man!

[@yakrit]

Me too

[@shareandcarefoundation7126]

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[@aashutoshshukla7604]

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[@nilouthpalbiswas8974]

Comedy ke saath gehri imagination mai le jaata hai yeh bandaa , just fabulous 👌👌👌

[@dhruvbhanushali9602]

13:27 an epic meme

[@bigusplatypus6235]

69 likes nice 😏

[@vaishnavigaikwad220]

The way he says "rehndo fir" is too funny to listen 😂😂😂...... But just love him yarr..... Awesome ❤️

[@ranaayush1577]

Me insta pe dekh k aaya😂

[@kakasingh9268]

@@46_rohit.chaudhari27 g ggg g vg tvtv gg Ggg TV Tvgg tvv Ggh tgtv t G gtgtt vgtg vv V Tvv G yvg tg tuv g Tvvt Gg g

[@devd75966]

@@kakasingh9268 @q11

[@archozhra1388]

@@kakasingh9268 EEWWTET 3wwtw

[@archozhra1388]

@MOHIT NANWANI w

[@StoriesThatMatter_]

Last time when he uploaded, 1000 notes were valid! 😂

[@anshulgautam8116]

Abey ...kabhi to Sach Wala bol de like last time he uploaded Deepika was not married ..aisa😁🤣

[@somlataverma8615]

Best thing is that he speaks so clearly and don't laugh in between his stand up like others .

[@tushartarangtripathy3477]

Abhishek upmanyu : Khair..... No one : Random girl in background : hahahhahahahah

[@kapildhakarey5640]

Hahaha sahi bola woh ldki toh jab bhi has rahi hai Jab ABHISHEK chup hai 😂😂😂

[@tushartarangtripathy3477]

@Yugandhar Khair Khair Jane do wala Khair😂

[@grahako0343]

seriously man so irritating

[@Studydown9898]

That dialogue omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@saqibtariq3095]

Indian stand up comedy is great! Love to see this generation of comedians. Much love from Pakistan.

[@akshaykashyap7473]

Abey jaa na

[@mrfaro7833]

Thanks and yea India is well ahead of pakistan in almost every field.

[@dollyjain4152]

@@akshaykashyap7473 mat to kar bhai😂😂😂

[@ElonMusk-mh9mg]

👍🏻

[@jokarnahaikarle69]

@@mrfaro7833 arre bhai ye kehne ki zarura nahi thi

[@mohitpatidar4105]

Abhishek:- Dad me StandUp Krna Chahta hu Dad:- Betaa Log Hasenge Abhishek:- Thanks Dad😁😂

[@Deepeshtiwari321]

If it was an original comment man you are underrated😂

[@ClashwithBuzz]

@@Deepeshtiwari321 it is copied ! What the fk bro its so old go away loser

[@priyaliju125]

Lolwa...

[@ro45fan70]

hasenge ke aage ? toh laga

[@sarthaksrivastava5963]

Nhi daant me keede par jayenge..😂😂

[@subhasishdey6753]

Sarcasm with actual Knowledge. You are genius 👏

[@sujan4696]

Even KZbin doesn't recognised him I haven't recieved notification....😁

[@udbhavpathak3356]

Me 2😁😂

[@mayurimhatre9793]

me too🤣🤣🤣

[@UttarakhandDiaries]

His voice is unique and way of speaking wins it all for us

[@kushalsehrawat6084]

Absolutely

[@TheDarknessDragon]

Agreed. I joke a lot and people laugh a lot cuz of the way I speak during livestreams.. lol. Was wondering if I should try doing stand ups. Not sure how to start with it though. I guess I will try. Nothing bad in trying right!! :D

[@UttarakhandDiaries]

@@TheDarknessDragon well said bro

[@marvelmania8098]

14:00 here comes a legendary dialogue

[@kavitasaxena9395]

No one will like this comment 333 hain, rahane do

[@varun8762]

@@kavitasaxena9395 I'll

[@dragonmonster8617]

@@kavitasaxena9395 ye kya chutiyapa hai

[@ShomeAvi]

Actually me job chor di usne or comedian ban gaya

[@reactionking1103]

thanks bro i was looking for ki koi tou laga deta and u did 👏🏻 for u

[@Sudeepanchatterjee]

May be watching for the 6th/7th time...still getting the same laughter....you are an absolute gem❤ You bro

[@dilipraodeshmukh8614]

That line "itna kaun khush hai apne ghar main "😂😂

[@omjadhav8046]

Kahi hamari family depression me toh nahi hai? 😂😂

[@dhruvsoni1916]

haa

[@motionplay9480]

Ssßsswyppr

[@baefukuro2613]

Personal attack 😂😂😂

[@sikhabehera5252]

So relatable...🤣🤣🤣

[@VinodMore]

Aap chup raho...tum chup raho😀 Most relatable 🔥

[@vijayawankhede6773]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Daniyalarishfa]

😂😂😂

[@thegamechanger3580]

😂😂💯

[@saksham9828]

🤭😂🤣😆😁😄

[@NoName-vh3vo]

What relatable? Aap chup raho to hamne kabhi bola hi nahi😅

[@optimum4527]

Abhisek : uploads a new video. Me: Bhagwan party loge ? 😁😁

[@Subuhi61]

He tends to smile at his lovely jokes at times. That he must not do. Generally though he maintains a serious face. That makes his humour powerful , very powerful, top bracket.

[@tejasvisingh3847]

The last time when he uploaded, Kapildev was lifting the '83 world cup.

[@AbhishekSanyalTGV]

hahahaha :D

[@yashovatbinani8833]

The next time he uploads India will lift the 2019 world cup.

[@tejasvisingh3847]

@@yashovatbinani8833 Truee😂😂

[@dikshantsonawane4647]

Next there will be a movie released on 83's worldcup 😂

[@subash8181]

Ha ha ha, so true

[@aadityapushpad]

Last time you uploaded .. I was in CA Final and now I m still in CA Final.. 😃😃

[@siddharthrawat3728]

Hahahha 🤣

[@Tomlatham69]

Are bhai bhai bhai...

[@siddharthrawat3728]

@@Tomlatham69 Mai Abhi CA Inter me hu 😅

[@kayy_dt]

CAFC here 😆

[@Wanderer_135]

Hahah punchline milgaye

[@swapnil_basu]

5:05 Ab tum apni body leke bahaar ghumoge to criminal to kaat hi dega na😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@jyotirai4175]

😂😂😂

[@amitneet2023]

​@@jyotirai4175😂😂😂

[@irrshad100]

Baba Siddique:: array yaar😮

[@thatsarcasticguy26]

A single stand-up comedy gave us A LOT OF MEMES 😂

[@kamarrayeen117]

4:57 was under-rated and epic😆😆🔥🔥

[@sr3yu]

Sathar means

[@kamarrayeen117]

@@sr3yu sathar nhi bro...satark...it means alert

[@spyder1710]

@@kamarrayeen117 👍

[@surajs9kumar569]

4:34

[@alokjha13]

Not now 😂

[@pranjali_meshram]

At 11:25 I laughed and coughed so much. It's a miracle that my mother didn't wake up, otherwise there would have been a new case for Crime Patrol episode.

[@noobgamerlive2220]

The joke inside this comment got me rolling on the floor 💀💀

[@Sonia-zl1jc]

**Me watching horror movie** Abhishek- "Yahi bateein toh Raat main yaad aayegi" 😂😂😂

[@sumitchand2868]

Lol🤣🤣

[@yashbansal1414]

To kya karoo job chod du

[@parthasaha6218]

Lol

[@pradeepkumarmishra678]

Lol

[@bhartidalal8931]

Savdhan rahe satark rahe😂😂😇

[@victim1788]

10:30 the most underrated joke. But no-one gets it properly... "That gaali jinse unhi ko saram ayegi"

[@satyamshankar5459]

what is it?

[@sourabhsingh5286]

@@satyamshankar5459MF

[@Levi-yf8lw]

The power of a clean beard, haircut and a shirt. Wow 🤣

[@anubhabhat]

His earlier look was much better.

[@hijack69]

Aka the power of money

[@hijack69]

@@anubhabhat Haan abhi aisa lag Raha hai Jaise chunav ke liye ladne vala hai

[@Levi-yf8lw]

Hi Jack you’re not wrong 🤣

[@CubingCraze]

And lenses too

[@ayandeepde2170]

'To rehen do phir' 😂😂 . My favorite line.....

[@yuvraj5821]

Yahi baaten to baad me yad aati ha . My fav dialogue 😂

[@y2j1112]

almost same dp

[@yuvraj5821]

@@y2j1112 it’s goku na ??

[@y2j1112]

@@yuvraj5821 it’s vegeta! another lead character besides Goku

[@yuvraj5821]

@@y2j1112 oh ok my brother watch this cartoon .. but I hate it 😅 (no offence)

[@rabinapanseria1826]

People r laughing not coz he is cracking joke.. But coz he is abhishek upamanuy..love this guy😘

[@Akash1690]

You just implied that he isn't funny😂😂

[@pepetheiii6866]

@@Akash1690 yup😅

[@IsrarKhan-qt5jc]

13:27 the word that made history in meme😂

[@anrch465]

COMEDY + SENSE OF HUMOUR + BEST DIALOGUE DELIVERY = ABHISHEK UPMANYU... Hats off man🙌🙌🙌 ... Next level comedy👍👍👍

[@shikharsingh2626]

Iska transformation is like - from bolero to Fortuner.....😂😂🤣

[@feedfoody]

Watch my 😃😂comedy on #Cockroach

[@sunnySingh-st9yh]

nahane lag gaya

[@TheCreepyRainbow]

ahahahahahaha

[@netraasalve]

😂😂

[@shikharsingh2626]

@Cawnpore Vlogger pr tm chutiya ho

[@sohamkshirsagar1830]

Teacher: why you are not answering my question. Me: yahii bateein to baad me yadien banti hai ,sir😎😎😎

[@Dakshohri]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sumitsapkota7589]

Doesnt mattef how many comedians come to market but Abishek,Bassi and Zakir will always remain the OG

[@Aartiraghuvanshi]

Funniest line " ab tum body bahar lekar niklogey ,to criminal to kaat hi dega na"...🤣🤣

[@sachinpatel9372]

😂😂

[@makwanadivyang4396]

Show ka name para he

[@kawaljitkaur4440]

@Sadia Afrin 😂😂😂😂😂

[@r_tae3607]

*imposter* found

[@AadityaKumar-on5ks]

Hiii

[@divyadixit6964]

I almost mistook you for Emraan Hashmi. You look so handsome! Welcome back... the wait was worth it!

[@ads5341]

Haha indeeed! I first thought ki hashmi ki jaisa toh nhi lagra but at @10:12 i realised you were indeed right 😂❤

[@bradleysebastian9982]

*STAND-UP COMEDY* Comedian: Hello... Audience: hahahahahahhh...

[@SaurabhSingh-tj6ze]

seriously man, this audience is nuts

[@jahnubaruah3976]

@@SaurabhSingh-tj6ze this is because he is Abhishek upamanyu idiots

[@ayushkhemka3802]

This comment ruined it for me :P

[@nabard1720]

Seriously!

[@rajnishmishra453]

Its because of the person saying " Hello " ..

[@GSrinija-m8b]

Literally loved it..I have been laughing the whole 15 mins.. especially 9:40 from here🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pawaningle6883]

5:00 BEST ROAST OF CRIME PETROL 😂🤣

[@zishikalyan]

Abhishek Breathes* No one: girl at the back: Ahahahahaahhahahaha

[@SanyamKaushal]

Zishi Kalyan ha ptani kya phoook k baithi h.

[@Chandra6E5176]

Haan boht ajib hasti hai 😅😂

[@SanyamKaushal]

Samruddhi Shahapurkar ajeeb ni bhai kuch zyada hi hsti hai.

[@Chandra6E5176]

Sanyam Kaushal ha wohi bhai

[@Akshay-Raut]

Yahi Hahaha to baad me yaad aate hai

[@chanakyakhobragade7272]

Meme Material 😂 : 0:52 Mumbai me Metro 1:10 Single Screen 1:54 Yahi baate to badme yad ayye gi 2:09 Present me Nostalgia me ji raha h 3:16 GF - koi moment bana 5:00 Crime Petrol - Tum satark kyun nahi rehte 7:39 Usse ky pata tha uska ankhari din hoga 7:44 Koi margaya h aur tum uske maje le rahe ho 7:59 Itna kon khush h apne ghar pe 9:12 Inka demag kharab ho raha h 9:55 Clearly naatakiya rupantaran h ye 10:13 Tab hoga asli Crime Petrol shuru 12:50 Baki planet bohot hi f@%!# Chodo 13:25 To rehendo fir 13:31 Tum bas syllabus badha rahe ho bacho ka ab 14:00 Me ky karun fir job chod du 14:35 Matlab bachpan se ch#!$@ kata ja raha h 14:51 Badi gandi mout mare !

[@SurajPatel-me1ki]

Tq

[@anam9046]

U deserve more likes. 😂

[@diwakarneupane7462]

Vai ek xut gaya 12:8 ye kaisi life ji raha hu mei😆😁

[@chanakyakhobragade7272]

@@anam9046 Ty 😁

[@chanakyakhobragade7272]

@@diwakarneupane7462 Quarantine hits hard to everyone 😂 sab comments padh rahe h 🤣 video kitni bar dekha hoga sabne ky pata

[@sushantchipte1797]

This was uploaded exactly after Liverpool beat 4-0 to Barca, in the afternoon I rewatched the game and then watched this masterpiece, what a day it was for me

[@nitishk7865]

13:22 rehen do phir 😂😂

[@newssyniptica4328]

बिलकुल

[@newssyniptica4328]

🤣🤣

[@Powerandm.nipulation]

‘Hamari family depressed toh nahi hai na’, this actually made me think the same twice about my family

[@A12345-v]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@vanshikakhurana619]

13:27 14:00 Two legendary lines by him 😂😂

[@AshishGautam447]

To rahen do phir.....koi dhng ki chiz dhoondh lo😅

[@sudeepgupta2839]

22 Kills in Solo March Gareena Free Fire -Rebellion Gamer Available on KZbin

[@alinda2005]

.maine 34 kill kar rakhi hai wo bhi elite heroic 4100+ lobby mein😂😂😂.par show off nhi karta isliye video nhi dala yt mein​@@sudeepgupta2839

[@aditiojha1080]

Yeh Chize hi toh bad mejn yaad aati hai Ise hi to moments kahte hai😆

[@alinda2005]

@@aditiojha1080 sirf moments nhi legendary moments 😂😂

[@cloneroots]

Me watching this again 5 years : Yahi Baate toh baad me yaad ayengi.

[@avikasharma9300]

A single stand-up gave us A LOT of memes😂

[@cloudp3088]

💯

[@sushantsingh4914]

Avika ya irvika🙁🙁

[@SabyasachiBeheraIGIT]

To mai kya karu phir, job chhod dun ? 🤣🤣

[@amitkumarsonu3123]

That's right

[@amitkumarsonu3123]

Ladkiyon pr kabhi koe meme bano

[@85kanadmayekar26]

"Aap chup raho.. Tum Chup raho!! " INDIAN COMEBACKS😂

[@shwetakesarwani6462]

For an instance i thought why abhishek has uploaded someone else's video on his channel😂😂 Content was good😍and your new look is also nice

[@khushisingh-bk2vh]

Exactly 😂😂😂

[@thestudyhub7242]

Yea Mee too😂😂

[@pb65preet]

new look is so boring

[@thestudyhub7242]

But hasaya utna hi jitna pehle😂😂

[@rjj3263]

Shweta Kesarwani exactly😂

[@incognito2236]

2:00 legend in making

[@vishalpoonia4500]

1st i saw the main photo of video i thought this is not abhishek so i didn't open it after 2 days i open it and i was laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@vedantswarnkar]

Bhai ek din pehle toh video aayi hai.

[@kajalvishwakarma2780]

Same😂😂😂

[@vishalpoonia4500]

@@vedantswarnkar nahi hoo gye 2din aaj Parson ka hai

[@kajalgupta83]

Same 😂😂😂

[@arshlanaman1492]

Yahi sab baaten to Yaad aayengi

[@snehajaiswal525]

"Itna kaun khush h apne ghar pe" 😂😂 True!! 😂😂

[@anushkasingh8706]

"It was mutually decided that I don't deserve her" 🤣🤣🤣

[@studiousboy644]

Happened to me too. Except that it happened everytime in my case.

[@kinjjalkhare3367]

This was indeed the best😂😂

[@hasanhabib9501]

😭

[@hasanhabib9501]

😭

[@Dipenderyadav981]

Please please watch this 🙏 kzbin.info/www/bejne/boqUgpt4bb-IeLc

[@malhotrahs]

ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT !!! Flawless Delivery !!

[@tanishqsolanki4047]

I wasnt sure if it was really Abhishek Upmanyu ..until i heard his voice .

[@kokohuntercoconut]

True

[@SanjayGupta-hi7ce]

Literally

[@sharkyshabi5306]

Me too

[@komalicavalecha9554]

I know righttt

[@manaalishitap763]

yeah

[@ias2711]

14:47 saying Sorry to Dadi and Nani by holding his ear..! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Foyzunnn]

Damn you look so different 😍 miss your previous hairstyle though ❤

[@avgzeb]

He is a different guy

[@prashantsuri8]

I also liked the previous look

[@ansabkhan637]

Papon wala look

[@047-lakshaybhugra3]

Mei abhi tk nhi soya

[@damaniricha]

Exactly what I was thinking...he's looking so different

[@sam-515]

Superb The cosmos story was super amazing and well explained btw 👍

[@shlokshah4370]

14:00 this was the moment he knew he had made history in the history of memes

[@bhavyeakapil3486]

Bro may your mother and father live for more than 100 years!

[@bhavyeakapil3486]

😂

[@shlokshah4370]

Bhavyea Kapil shut up yaar

[@shubham2110]

Toh m kya kru job chodd du?

[@shlokshah4370]

Shubham Kumar ha bhai man ho to 😂

[@harshitsoni8243]

"Ye koi time hai uthne ka?" "Aap chup raho" "TUM CHUP RAHO" Indian insults and comebacks. XD

[@your_butter_chicken]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@advikasanchihar4442]

After ages I have laughed like insane.. He is outstanding..

[@hardik.h7]

Kyunki yhi baate toh baad me yaad ayengi😂

[@shubhamgolamwar2737]

U should watch other stand up shows frequently ... they r damm funny

[@adityapandey8096]

@@shubhamgolamwar2737 They are damn political😥😥😥

[@vshalray01]

@@adityapandey8096 agree

[@adityaudhani4386]

Are you the girl in the audience? 😂

[@SChetia-g2d]

I laughed so loud...i was having anxiety for a reason and i was like "I want to laugh, please make me laugh",then i came here,now I am feeling good,thank youu!! Such a talented guy you are !!

[@Mystique_1310]

*Good news* : Finally a new video!😄😄 *Bad news* : Now we'll have to wait 10 more months for the next one...😢😢 Love your work!!🤩🤩💜

[@lockedinsidethebasement]

Not 10 but 2 yrs XD

[@palakkurweti1685]

You can see him live in his show

[@joshijayesh4947]

Love u

[@tusharmakwana9853]

Those two girls one had a evil laugh and one was like ehh ehhh that made me laugh more 😂😂

[@amazingfactsvideos1451]

Seriously yr...eheheehehhahahah

[@shekharchauhan4588]

😂😂😂😂😂 haan bhai... Ksm se unki awaaz sunn k aur hsi aari thi

[@bushraahmed2892]

Surprisingly Abhishek looks extra ordinarily handsome.😂❤❤

[@vivekdutta2606]

Bushra Ahmed yehi to yaad ayenge baad me 😂😂

[@arpanroychowdhury2961]

@@vivekdutta2606 going to comment that

[@sajalgupta01]

Bushra Ahmed he looks like Ayushmann Khurrana 😋

[@bhushan-vamp]

Bas yaho bath yad ayegi tereko bhad mai🤣

[@uesugikenshin386]

Bushra Ahmed agreed.

[@jahangirsaani9778]

"Dekho yaar. Criminal toh crime karega hi, Tum satark kyu nahi rehtay." 😂 This line is epic.

[@lifelatelybynoor]

This will never ever get old 💜 "ye moment bann gaya"

[@meghamohadikar2845]

Bnn

[@subhajitghorai.2102]

😂

[@rajatnainwal7139]

This lady laughing in between sounds like bellatrix lestrange.... 😂😂😂 . . Edit: Thanks for the likes 😉😉

[@abhirajarora7631]

😂😂😂

[@zuberali2349]

Only for potter heads

[@An_absolute_nightmare]

😂😂😂😂

[@rajatnainwal7139]

@@asmit6377 😂😂😂

[@rashmideor6398]

Soo true😂😂

[@gurmeetnagar7664]

8:13 hamari family depressed toh nhi😂😂

[@KrishnaSingh-qp4ze]

Best standup of Abhishek Upmanyu.❤ Till date.