How To Pick up a Girl in Sleeping dogs

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[@swarajsingh6313]

How to get a girlfriend Google: talk about her interest Bing:

[@pvt.paula4423]

😂😂😂😂

[@Smokey210]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-km3gn8ws9q]

That's kidnapping💀

[@KDShaolinMenace]

Lmao

[@Upala94]

Bing be like : Bing Chillin

[@shawsfootmassage9019]

Good advice tried it on a random girl but for some reason multiple cars with lights are following me

[@Psyonic_07]

Lol

[@spectral99]

Hol up

[@mrumbrella9961]

Only two colours Blue and red

[@Mr.Pro55k]

They will shoot you soon💀

[@elyg6531]

Those are just haters trying to stop ur grind keep going

[@Zalazaar]

most romantic man in China

[@hellouy69]

Sleeping dogs is located in Hong Kong you racist!

[@Gentlemenpickleesq.]

He DID open the trunk for her.

[@papa_rambo]

​@@Gentlemenpickleesq.😂

[@averagegameenjoyer4156]

hong kong

[@mrkhiladi8924]

@@averagegameenjoyer4156 it's not separate

[@capitandosveinte]

Womens: i don't like Kitchen Mens in 1930s:

[@Alexei_xyz]

The best era, i wish if that era returns forever

[@markusdead96]

@@Alexei_xyz Weirdo

[@Magic_Dragon1]

​@@markusdead96 nah he's just based

[@eliminate100.]

It wont u lil sh​@Alexei_xyz

[@user-ti1io6oc5x]

Womens ☠️

[@LuckyXCX]

“YoUr NoT mY tYpE” Her type:

[@Gamewiz-gj6zq]

Funniest bot

[@cooltwittertag]

when you've never felt the touch of a woman:

[@lone-dmc9174]

@@cooltwittertag when ur a snowflake:

[@stealthbrawler]

@@cooltwittertagwhen u can’t take a joke:

[@cooltwittertag]

@@lone-dmc9174 still hasn't felt the touch of a woman

[@luxuryiskey2082]

That's the wei

[@_checkit]

This is wei underrated!

[@kemo3758]

@@_checkit i see what you did there 😂😂

[@metalvenger2]

Theres no wei to improve this joke

[@isaacbakare5642]

​@@metalvenger2 😎

[@paimonnotyourfood1667]

It's the Only Wei

[@Wulf-sq9zw]

He's taking the "women are only into bad boys" philosophy to heart.

[@Aurora-bv1ys]

Bro got the Triad Rizz

[@MIhsan-nw2rc]

She:- “I Have A Boyfriend” Her Boyfriend:

[@hollownxt1295]

Cringe

[@stanleybochenek1862]

@@hollownxt1295 i miss 2009

[@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457]

Pretty sure, she won't be even mentally capable at that talk to you at that point.

[@hollownxt1295]

@NaziPropaganda “guys I’m so nice why does she only like bad guys 😡”

[@Dr_LIGMA]

​@@hollownxt1295 elliot rodger grindset

[@GingkaHagane43]

" *How I Met Your Mother* "

[@mohammedrustham2683]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shaantanukhaire]

More like Joe Goldberg situation

[@anubhavjoshi3149]

😅😂🤣

[@Vein758]

More like how the therapist met your mother

[@O.LEO.N]

I can't stop laughing at this comment! 😂

[@inteluhdgamer1125]

That multiple punches got me💀🤣

[@aveteranplayer6403]

Grandma: Back in the day men knew how to treat women correctly. Grandpa in 1952 whenever his wife forgot about the dinner:

[@Alexei_xyz]

Who in the world forgets about dinner?

[@umaadhikari5899]

Lmao bro😭

[@user-bt8xr5si9y]

@@Alexei_xyz I sometimes forget to eat almost the entire day. I get hungry, I don't eat immediately, hungry feeling goes away so I forget.

[@Alexei_xyz]

@@user-bt8xr5si9y starve!!!!!!

[@qwertyzyz]

Great tutorial, just got my first girlfriend

[@rahulverma8774]

Is she breathing yet ??

[@imstrfan8749]

Is she still alive 😳?

[@AADJOK]

​@@imstrfan8749 I don "t think so 😂😂😂

[@komododragon410]

If she die give body parts to me

[@quartermaster2809]

​@@imstrfan8749 dead or alive, love is eternal

[@tommyvercetti9434]

The two punches at the end are so unnecesary lmao

[@SilverGeFer]

Just knocking them out. You know, for convenience

[@sharonrigs7999]

But appreciated

[@miguillos]

Super necessary

[@purest_evil]

​@@miguillosJust for that feel good gameplay

[@phillyfan4ife]

Yo I almost spit my drink out with the two punches 😭😭😭

[@Zetunas]

aLL wOmeN, aRe qUEen. This guy: If she breathes, she's a THOOOOOOT

[@user-ex2yt1pl6u]

"At least he's over 6 feet."

[@denisn8336]

Lmao

[@Highlander_Pr]

"I think... " Chinese Government:

[@winstond4445]

American goverment def control the way you think more than u know. Freedom to think as long as it follows their agenda.

[@nokh3382]

@@winstond4445 while America is a pain, when compared to China they’re the lesser of two evils.

[@EmeraldKnight8]

Haha.

[@playoffl36ron8]

@@winstond4445 shh don't burst his bubble he can own a gun so he thinks he's free

[@dragutintheslav-veliki790]

@@playoffl36ron8 pfff imagine having to own guns to feel free own an IED based on TATP materials, white crystalline powder with a distinctive bleach-like odor (when impure) or a fruit-like smell when pure to blow up buildings in style like a real revolutionary!

[@chclt_thndr]

“Tyler is so nice, he would never hurt a fly” Tyler:

[@koushiksarkar8244]

Yeah ik how neighbor's kids are like...

[@has.w.9604]

Power of LOVE made him show his full strength

[@user-kw4qx4qu8c]

Tyler: Blew up his apartment, suffered from psychic disorder, organized domestic terrorist group, beat himself to tarnish his boss' reputation and destroyed corporate skyscraper in front if his GF.

[@Emil_Stoltz]

Good thing it's a human and not a fly!

[@subjectc7505]

"Tyler is a gentle soul to women"

[@AnAvrageRobloxDev]

Bro really became every dad that was in the peeky blinders age😂😂😂

[@mlktheus2007]

Ig?

[@Jakiyyyyy]

When she said that she liked bad boys:

[@puneetpaul4454]

*Asian Andrew Tate doesn't exi-*

[@blackatom4957]

I have been attacked by the matrix, I was showing the girl that man and woman can't be equal.

[@AratakiBullPowerSiddo1]

​@@blackatom4957 that's actually true though. His recent fuck ups don't change for the solid points he had. Like the good old saying goes: you can learn things from even your enemies

[@guilleperez7493]

​@@AratakiBullPowerSiddo1 which solid points?

[@Owlmare]

@@guilleperez7493 That men and women aren’t equal.

[@chugetnuget6230]

How are women inferior to men other than in muscle mass?

[@BouleauTrou555]

Thx I'll try this tip with my crush 👍

[@rahulverma8774]

Dont get crushed by his bf later 😂

[@anotherordinaryfellow6935]

Bro just crushed her crush💀

[@anthonyfernandez82]

​@@rahulverma8774 HIS!?

[@rahulverma8774]

@@anthonyfernandez82 Sorry 😔

[@M.Muneeb.R]

Bro holding knife 🔪 in his profile pic 💀

[@Bravo-07]

If the guy was bald this would have blown tf up

[@ClitEatsWood69]

Me when the barista’s shift ends

[@ikramqamar7786]

Instructions unclear: Some cars with red and blue lights are around my house.

[@Pluto1336]

Same hear bro I give them 1 star

[@M.Muneeb.R]

Where did you get that profile picture from? 🙂

[@ikramqamar7786]

@@M.Muneeb.R Why?

[@M.Muneeb.R]

@@ikramqamar7786 just asking 🙂

[@M.Muneeb.R]

@@ikramqamar7786 I want it too 🙂

[@Joseph_Lorn]

Flowers, chocolate, gifts... Fuck this shit, now I exactly know what to do

[@cye2310]

This is less expensive so it works

[@O.LEO.N]

​@@cye2310 Except you're gonna spend half your life behind metal bars

[@developerninja619]

@@cye2310 you need to buy a car first

[@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx]

@@developerninja619 That's the problem but you can always carjack.

[@cye2310]

@@O.LEO.N The difference is the time and place

[@zx7siovia213]

Went from a street girl to wifey material real quick

[@joana.alexandria]

Citizen: "in my opinion..." Indonesia government: 👊👊👊👊

[@CounterStriker013009]

GTA Online : WTF Sleeping Dog : Normal Day in Hong Kong

[@jimf.1318]

This makes GTA look like a tame game.

[@redhunnid5142]

@@jimf.1318You must never seen that Trevor mission when Trevor literally tortures a guy in a dark wet basement or the mission where you literally slaughter Wades cousin and his wife into bloody gore and organs all over the apartment GTA and Sleeping Dogs are both insane they could’ve done a DLC collaboration between both games 😮‍💨🔥

[@jimf.1318]

@@redhunnid5142 Pfff, that's nothing, I actually find that part of the story funny.

[@Derezzedd]

@@redhunnid5142 Pretty sure that Trevor never killed Wade's cousin (Floyd) and only killed debra in that situation.

[@dosh8276]

​@@redhunnid5142 Don't forget Mrs.Chu went she went nuts after Winston's death and butchered (literally) a thug, cook his remains and then proceed to feed it to Dogeyes. But gotta give credit where credit is due: GTA 5 also have its share of violence and gruesome deaths.

[@amidofu6969]

Like real hk police

[@rj_va8505]

😭

[@Risenoph]

🇨🇳你好Stop right there🇨🇳 This message does not suit the likes of the Communist Party of China and will be censored effectively. 🇨🇳Glory to the Party🇨🇳

[@ronalfirnando2475]

that game for a psycho

[@stoggafllik]

on9仔閉嘴啦。

[@ArghyadeepPal]

Sadly after National Security Law, they have become more like this.

[@imduo2697]

I didn't know those last hits were even in thr animation💀

[@capableone4750]

Now thats a ladies man!😎

[@jimbolearner8040]

Very Effective 😎👍

[@ronalfirnando2475]

you a psycho

[@MaximumPrime]

If it works it works ✌️😎✌️

[@Lucid_high09]

direct hit on the target

[@akshayjayakumar7172]

I just didn't think he would literally "pick up" the girl lol

[@bowiehunter]

technically he didn't, that's more grabbing, pushing, and politely asking her to lay down in the trunk.

[@O.LEO.N]

​@@bowiehunter Yep. Except, you're wrong about the "politely" part of course 🤣

[@bowiehunter]

@@O.LEO.N nah, totally polite

[@PRESIDENT_LEMON]

@@O.LEO.NI’m my opinion he was being nicer than she deserved

[@parkside_lilsmoke]

@@bowiehunter weird rpst

[@blast4uff429]

Bro didn't even hesitate

[@ayo44]

I mean shit, if the shoe fits 😏👠

[@paellaking9007]

Very effective, worked for Bundy too!

[@HopeIsntDead]

"Free my homie he din do nothin!" His homie:

[@arandomuser8120]

Amazing tutorial! I just got my girlfriend but she's screaming and yelling for the word "help" right now, so i had to put her to my basement, great tip tho!

[@marliks3642]

That's what I call a good lifehack

[@Outoflogic69]

Alternate title How ted bundy picked girls

[@8eyes]

That boy truly couldn't take no for a answer.

[@uchihakeqing2645]

Wei shen*

[@marxi1511]

Wasn't he into guys or sumthng?

[@alt-rightguy3020]

​@@8eyeshe was a based man. I mean he was killing objects not women. If I remember correcttly he focused on prostitutes?

[@kylelord754]

ted bundy victims were flirting with him though, he was a flirter and then he killed them when they were alone

[@MimonJesus67]

what a gentleman

[@nikto7297]

Bro got the kidnapping murderous psychopathic rizz

[@user-vd9pf6pu3o]

'let's go bake some cookies boyyys'

[@christiansantamaria7233]

Holyy shit wtf i never played this game and im doing research cause its on sale for 5 bucks (defentive edition) and this short alone has me sold !

[@gabrielsiberianrifleman7358]

Buying it rn

[@ishangimhan6112]

it's a great game

[@jermaineabrantes9626]

Buy it if you haven't yet

[@matthewjones39]

Even off sale, it’s worth the price. All the dlc is included too.

[@bielff5130]

Qual o nome do jogo seus feioso?

[@punani_tsunami69]

your mail order wife may come with some slight damage

[@atakankorkut3946]

Bro took " stealing your girl " way too seriously😂

[@Mr.NobodyPlays]

Bro left her speechless

[@latinogamer1012]

How to pick up girls: Mom: give her flowers Dad: say something funny to rizz her up Creepy uncle:

[@Artobacco]

Grandpa:

[@reaverthebeaver]

Creepy, violent uncle Grandpa:

[@faleilham8334]

Your neighbor with Big Black Ding-dong :

[@Artobacco]

@@faleilham8334people that sleep on the warm side of the pillow:

[@piotrmcavish7322]

@@Artobacco No delete your comment

[@user-pw8sj5nr4x]

I heard some Cantonese: "哇！份早餐畀狗食就差唔多”, which means:"bruh, this breakfast is better to get eaten by dog"

[@adnan_hazim]

I got a "Wow! A breakfast is as good as a dog" by Google Translate. 🙄🙄

[@AmanVerma-qh9jv]

​@@adnan_hazim google spitting fax

[@user-pw8sj5nr4x]

​​​@@adnan_hazim huh? you don't know that google translate can't translate Cantonese properly right? 🙄🙄🙄

[@adnan_hazim]

@@user-pw8sj5nr4x Yes I do. That's why I made that reply in the first place. Google Translate can be comically awkward sometimes.

[@afdalridwan3813]

@@user-pw8sj5nr4x There's many canton in Indonesia

[@Averagetuber324]

This is best way for making a girl friend

[@raider9784]

Me: "how do I pick up girls?" Google: "Treat them with respect" Bing:

[@lautarosebastian3955]

If this is Bing what would recommend Duck duck Go

[@vlad7269]

copypasta

[@gaming.1089]

Woman Acquired 👍

[@blackwatch2516]

this one had me laughing on the ground

[@PRESIDENT_LEMON]

Dinner will be ready soon

[@VR-F]

Free washing machine

[@PRESIDENT_LEMON]

@@VR-F and a free meal

[@rudhra5957]

Next objective: Take her home, put her in the basement !

[@aveteranplayer6403]

"equal rights, equal fights"

[@parkside_lilsmoke]

this woman was being kidnapped, which isn’t right in anyway equal rights equal fights means to defend yourself in this woman was being kidnapped and has done nothing wrong. You’re just a misogynist.

[@thatonedude932]

“Yeah I got rizz” Bros rizz:

[@ChronoTriggerHappy]

im terrible, that escalated so fast i couldnt help laughing

[@MrSpectre001]

Picking up girls in Ohio:

[@damasca5460]

Explain?

[@dbz9393]

Picking up girls in Detroit :

[@MrSpectre001]

Oh we're not doing Ohio memes anymore

[@ViolentCabbage-ym7ko]

@@MrSpectre001 Says who. Ohio is the capital of meme world

[@doinkz333]

​@@ViolentCabbage-ym7ko you wouldnt come here outta state and talk to people in columbus like this or we'd put yo az in the trunk bruh😂

[@CarlJohnson-kf4nl]

Thank you bro, now I‘m in jail

[@zahkaijames3644]

"Hey guys, I made a car that runs completely on wat-"

[@JRSRLN]

I completely forgot you can kidnap people in this game 😂 I need to play this again.

[@Callagwhan]

I did this to Amanda And brought her to apartment 😂

[@xxmodzhaxsxx7910]

I Brought her to a dock and threw her in the ocean

[@pasta3159]

you cannot do that in gta 5…

[@Callagwhan]

Amanda is in sleeping dogs

[@pasta3159]

@@Callagwhan oh…… amanda cartwright. my bad.

[@parkside_lilsmoke]

@@Callagwhan weird rpst

[@FunnyRedemption]

I tried this in real life, I got arrested for no reason

[@lllIlIIllIIl]

can't believe they now have wifi inside the jail

[@ananda1585]

Can't believe they gave your phone back in jail

[@FunnyRedemption]

@@lllIlIIllIIl Yeah, we have 5G

[@bishaldas9927]

Bro got real serious😂

[@kelvinsingh1936]

Guess she never met her bf 🤣🤣🤣

[@poojeshk.s5570]

Seems like he almost killed her 😂

[@jameskastle599]

She ll be fine

[@PRESIDENT_LEMON]

The killing happens 32 hours from now.

[@bradleysmith9352]

Wei really knows how to hit on a girl

[@cameronmuise14]

My crush: "I only date bad boys" Me:

[@parkside_lilsmoke]

You just admitted to being a rpist suck fk human

[@cimoon3946]

@@parkside_lilsmokebro there was no r*pe in the video, just a girl getting kidnapped

[@Skullyy00]

One way to do it 😂

[@taimanslaughter4471]

+100,000 Social Credit👍🥴🤫🥳😼🤑😎

[@-rannithewitch-]

Can confirm as a girl myself this definitely works and u should try it on every girl u see

[@parkside_lilsmoke]

You’re just pretending to be a guy and you’re definitely a weird rpst

[@papa_rambo]

Most romantic man in Hong Kong

[@adhishpandit4660]

Works irl too

[@UntitledJAY_1Q]

grandpa's dating advice be like :

[@yuvil6224]

THAT SLAM AGAINST THE TRUNK 💀💀

[@ly_775]

I was not expecting that head slam 💀

[@noskope69xx84]

Thank you,ima try this irl if it works

[@lostfound2767]

Wassup bro

[@lostfound2767]

Are u alive

[@noskope69xx84]

@@lostfound2767 it works

[@Autistic_Cl0wn]

The Ted Bundy Approach

[@Acf9394]

Thanks it worked

[@danielpeckham5520]

Woah, damn, Grand Theft Auto isn't even that extreme

[@Buugzy]

I’ll make sure to take notes.

[@porshprix4286]

chloroform and rope

[@udvassharma9527]

He knows it very well that's how his mum was kidnapped and ...

[@Peter-gf8fl]

😂 I always found it funny how even after banging their heads on the trunk he still put a few punches in for the road 😂😂over doing it 😂😂

[@jackcsk]

That Cantonese phrase was funny: "Wow, that breakfast is dog food"

[@Ksag20059]

Thanks 4 advice

[@piper8706]

Most normal day in Germany:

[@cubiclelemur]

Damn that trunk head slam

[@peterllanos8532]

Valentines day here we goooo!!!

[@knotty_official]

GTA ChinaTown 😂

[@blackpigeon4743]

Yeaas

[@ethandesanta5404]

We don’t talk about Chinatown.

[@icehoof]

GTA Chinatown was a really fun game to me back then But this game has, well, an entire extra dimension compared to that game

[@aetius7139]

​@@ethandesanta5404 one thing I dont like is the driving. Take getting used too. Apart from that the minigame mechanic and story is great.

[@crashpal]

​@@icehoof psp version was the best

[@jwsb350]

when she said 位內閣看守內閣與看守內閣有苦苦苦苦內閣官員告訴你, i felt that 😔

[@gamernerdcd9706]

I had a f**king stroke reading the translation for this shit

[@AmanVerma-qh9jv]

​@@gamernerdcd9706 lmao

[@chad_ak47]

In the early 2000's this was a common trend..

[@aidenvargas1449]

Bro got that lightskin rizz 💀

[@M4DAttack]

The Asian Rizz

[@keybladewielder9425]

My great grandfather telling me how he married my great grandmother

[@PRESIDENT_LEMON]

My grandfather told me this is how he kept his freezers full

[@PK_1425]

That's Wei too help full tip thanks 👍

[@davidoiu562]

"um actually you are very nerdy, I like bad boys" *she was never seen again*

[@hruaizelasailo4401]

Send this to dontai🤣🤣

[@DemonChu]

I did it, and it worked, but for some reason, men in uniform came and put me in metal hand ties, and now I'm behind bars.

[@PRESIDENT_LEMON]

I found a trick to avoid that, there’s a thing called a ski mask and something else called latex gloves you need to equip and for some reason those men you mentioned don’t spawn, think it’s a bug.

[@edgychico9311]

So this is how you pick up a girl in Hong Kong then?

[@TheGameGodYT12]

I’m over here thinking he just gonna talk to them but now I know that ain’t never happening

[@itsnitro8761]

Instructions unclear, did this and got arrested for kidnapping

[@mtzqo]

WTF IS JUST HAPPENED 🙂