How to pickpocket somebody

I punch all butt bumpers.
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[@ModernRogue]

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[@TheKyleFyles]

Maybe, don't? Not every one.

[@TheKyleFyles]

I'd hate to get clocked for stumbling.

[@RagnarCayuse]

@@TheKyleFyles sucks to suck

[@junkiealex4187]

this sounds vaguely homophobic

[@crimzenwoffinden9973]

How dare you show people how to steal.

[@W3X0R97]

The naked man fears no pickpocket

[@manuelmanolo7099]

Depends on where you keep your wallet

[@JLock_17]

*Pickpockets your ass*

[@mrjzz2703]

He fears the pickass

[@ryangilles8729]

Butt the pirates be scary

[@WellWisdom.]

Nah man his hole will not appreciate that.

[@RegularGuyJake]

That’s why I never turn my back to someone in a fedora

[@ferowaw]

Bever trust people who wear fedoras

[@DiAngeloRadina]

Dead as hell ahh ha

[@psycho-nutkase9233]

Lol 😂 , I just never stand straight in a line , always with my back to a wall or aisle and read all the random crap left and right watching each direction. I'm never not paying attention to who's around me plus I like my person space. 😂

[@ohay]

Fedora, tacky outfit, thumb ring

[@jonathanvandagriff7515]

That's not a Fedora. 99% of people get the Fedora wrong. A Fedora is what Indiana Jones wears. This is not a Fedora.

[@manuellayburr382]

Lesson: Always stand behind a pickpocket and get ready to grab whatever they pass back.

[@shafaitahir4728]

😂😂😂

[@Magic_Muffin]

God loves and cares about you and will always be there for you no matter what✝️❤️

[@Magic_Muffin]

@@shafaitahir4728 God loves and cares about you and will always be there for you no matter what✝️❤️❤

[@ripit.3457]

@@Magic_Muffinunless you’re gay, believe in anything beside him, kiss someone you’re not married to, or want the fridge your neighbor just bought.

[@juhor.7594]

​@@ripit.3457No reason to reply to spambots. You're just giving them unnecessary validitation.

[@Sruf.]

Your videos helped me get out of poverty. Thanks a lot man

[@lordtronical9525]

wait what

[@MAGA_Extremist]

🤣😂

[@ValyrianPrince]

😂

[@Barry_R97]

I hope your pickpocket career is still a success 🙌 📈

[@someone-wo5nu]

💀💀💀

[@darkljs]

And that's why I never leave my wallet in the back pocket

[@kheik432]

Never even need a wallet nowadays. I carry all my stuff in the phone card holdef

[@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere]

I have a big ass wallet good luck taking that

[@simonnading]

Yeah, but they have videos on picking front pockets as well. Nowhere is safe. Just safer.

[@billbill6094]

The front pocket doesn't have very much difference. The inside breast pocket on a suit is only a little more problematic. The big takeaway is don't be oblivious and keep it somewhere zipped up in sight.

[@darkljs]

@@simonnading and that's why I have my wallet "chained" to my pants XD

[@clubbedsandwich1128]

I love these great little educational videos that I can show my 5th graders. They come back with all sorts of gifts for me!

[@racoonnoises5054]

Underrated comment

[@silver1step]

This is funny to me because the times I've caught someone picking my pocket; it was one of my students. It's why I started putting my phone in my front pockets when teaching lol. Kids are hella nosey and have no boundaries around the age of 5!

[@MiloMurphysLaw]

@@silver1step5 year olds have stolen your phone or your wallet out of your pocket????????

[@M3Gam3rle2]

@@MiloMurphysLaw I teach em young

[@oharryc]

bro think he fagin

[@ladypeartree]

I saw an interview with people who trained to be pickpockets and one of the guys said that when he's mastered it he did it once and never again. Bc it had like $30 in it. He realised that for some random person on the street $30 is a lot of money, it might be all they have left after bills. He felt so overwhelmed by guilt that he gave the wallet back. It was an interesting perspective!

[@vergilmontiero2558]

Sounds like he should have become a putpocket after that.

[@holdencaulfield4808]

Where's Pickpocket college at? I'd like to go.

[@sunrisesunset1734]

Unlikely story, I guess he didn't need the money.

[@xxbggam3rxx421]

​@@sunrisesunset1734what is that supposed to mean

[@sunrisesunset1734]

@@xxbggam3rxx421 that people don't pick pockets for fun, they do it because they need money

[@spiritofvoljin8561]

Important things always go in the front pockets. Its where I put my soul.

[@satanlordofhell7218]

Noted.

[@idioticbagel2833]

it goes in my bra. if a pick pocket finds it i hit ‘em with assault charges as well as attempted theft. no shame. i keep money in ziplocs so it’s not completely disgusting when somebody else handles it even though money is already gross.

[@BattleSpew]

Another skilled pickpocketer once mentioned that if you put a rubber band around your wallet, it adds so much more friction to the pocket fabric that it makes it nearly impossible to steal without noticing.

[@SleepyMagii]

Thats slick, plus the feeling of the band rolling and ahii

[@bryanrussell4066]

or just put it in your front pocket if you are in a sketchy area

[@boxcarbandit2098]

I just rubberband my money to my balls.

[@lullebulle2]

Yeah ofc a pickpocketer want you to put a band on it, its easier to grab it xD

[@theshadowking9626]

Or just get a leather wallet, especially if it is studded.

[@rabidL3M0NS]

And that’s why I put a slice of mouldy cheese in my back pocket.

[@DrDeuteron]

some ppl have that in the center front pocket

[@JollyOl]

You've given me an *idea*

[@kl7795]

@@DrDeuteroni had to do a double take 😭😭

[@YourNeighborhoodCaat]

*_shiver_* the cheese touch

[@el-yerba-buena9678]

​@@YourNeighborhoodCaatNOT THE CHEESE TOUCH

[@hangry3102]

"No officer you have it all wrong, he turned towards me so he was cooperating."

[@TheTechAdmin]

Never steal from people, only large corporations.

[@octoscorpion2506]

I tell my kids: If you see someone shoplifting from Walmart, no you didn't. We don't know their life and we don't snitch. Walmart throws away so much product EVERY SINGLE DAY it's disgusting.

[@robertlarson7224]

As a Wisconsinite, you ain’t getting that close to me without me turning around to apologize for being within 3 feet of you

[@billyclark4346]

😂

[@TheKyleFyles]

I love uppers 😂

[@ShootNowAskLater01]

Are you a type of mineral? Wisconsinite sounds ridiculous

[@ComradeAlpharius]

Yeah all this pickpocket shit only works on city people with piss poor situational awareness.

[@thekingcrow7591]

​@@ShootNowAskLater01Yeah, it's the element created when you petrify cheese.

[@Nero-rg8kw]

Moral of the story, stay paranoid, vigilant and always carry in the front pockets

[@Taolan8472]

Its not paranoia if someone is actually out to get you, which thieves are.

[@RSpracticalshooting]

Or stay the hell out of cities where you're packed in like rats. I'm never that close to somebody I don't know.

[@claires1063]

Or just be sane and don't carry cash

[@scopilio13]

in the city. us country folk got no time for that shit.

[@MrJesus4132]

​@@Taolan8472the paranoia comes in when you believe everyone is a theif....

[@danielescobar7618]

When I was growing up in NYC my dad always said if you feel something or someone bumps into you, check your pockets, and look at everyone around you and immediately behind them.

[@twt9623]

True, a good thief has a partner to hand it off too. So the lesson to learn is. Beware of distractions and someone bumping into you. The more you know the better prepared you will be.

[@gr.4380]

no, the lesson is to be the guy behind the pickpocket

[@xcofcd]

I knew a guy in school that would just talk to you while taking off your wristwatch without you noticing anything. It was unreal...

[@jonathankahl6302]

It’s the same process of when you know you’re gonna get into a fistfight punch first when they’re still talking. There’s a distraction delay between the brain processing anything other than speech and sounds and then realizing it has to act on something else. Communication is comfort in its eyes for the most part.

[@Nemissis4265]

Or you know dont be a r tard no he didint and cant 😂😂😂

[@Perroden]

​@@jonathankahl6302glad my brain dosnt work like that.

[@tuckercates409]

Bruh did we go to the same school lol

[@kyleellis1825]

One person tried doing that at my school, the magician got punched in the face when he he tried one guy.

[@LuisCipher]

Two reasons to carry your wallet in your front pocket. 1) It's harder to steal. 2) Your back will thank you for not sitting unlevel anymore.

[@brandoncypher4774]

Funny you think i have enough cash in my wallet to make any difference to the way i sit with or without the wallet

[@LuisCipher]

@@brandoncypher4774Wait till you get older, it will be receipts, coupons, business cards, membership cards, bank deposit/Atm slips, and random pieces of paper with numbers on them. It's an old man thing.

[@Galiant2010]

@@brandoncypher4774 I rarely carried cash. My wallet was still like 3-4 inches thick from all of the cards I kept in it. Not even credit cards. School IDs, drivers license, membership cards, library card, etc.

[@nightspicer]

​@@brandoncypher4774 the wallet by itself will be at the very least 1cm, which already can make a difference over a long enough ride

[@catlovingnerd21]

​@@brandoncypher4774idk even with a totally empty wallet I would be bothered by how it feels in my back pocket lol

[@andreiarca3024]

I have too much social anxiety for people to be that close to me. The entire time I would be hyperventilating looking all around like a crazy person.

[@fuzzyfurrymonster]

yeah. Clears carriages sometimes. Never get any of my shit stolen.

[@fuzzyfurrymonster]

I just leave gloves and phones behind out of panic when we hit my station.

[@TC-rc1zf]

Damn bro I hope you don't have to go through life.

[@thewonderfulwizardoftheweb1053]

Car profile picture checks out lmao keep spending money so you can waste time and take up too much space

[@angieangie1257]

Here in the Philippines, they will do this while you're moving. One will block your way to slow you down, the other guy is behind to het whatever they can get ( wallet, phone) , then pass it on to another accomplice, and then to the other... I experienced this and when I finally noticed what they've done, I confronted onenof the accomplice and they had to "drop" it due to the commotion I created- the bus driver even stepped out, and he's a hulk! And of course, the bystanders were also getting ready if something arises. Just to remind everyone. If you noticed " strangers" giving signals, they are definitely working together. Actually, even the bus drivers knew right away if they are pickpockets and will warn the passengers, if they get off. That's an affirmative reaction.

[@marrickmassia5877]

Bro just gave a robber a perfect tutorial

[@willshoham]

On god💀

[@wenirlicker6808]

if someone was already a pickpocket, they'd probably already know how to do it

[@kprocess9058]

I would say if you're dumb enough to leave anything other than your lighter/cigarettes in your back pockets, you deserve to be robbed

[@mattpassos5689]

@@kprocess9058I think if you are dumb enough to have that opinion you deserve to get your ass whooped but life isn’t always fair

[@natem1579]

​@@wenirlicker6808he didnt say the hypothetical dude was already an experienced pickpocket tho

[@josephschubert6561]

I love that when he holds the billfold behind him, Jason immediately understands and grabs it.

[@joeprimus9333]

Probably because he literally has been told to do so, shocker

[@LeefsBurnerFr]

The fuck else is he supposed to do glazer 😂😂😂 bite it?

[@merri3637]

​@@LeefsBurnerFrthat made me laugh way to fucking hard

[@Bigchangues]

@@LeefsBurnerFrim dead😂😂💀💀

[@VileVamp]

This is why the important shit goes in your front pockets.

[@dreemurrprince]

This is why I always make sure I can feel all my belongings and that they never leave my front pockets.

[@deathbyteabag6381]

Noted - Have a back pocket full of pins, tacs and razors!

[@artywolve]

I'm just imagining you aitting down 😂

[@angrychopstick3436]

@@artywolve Frfr 😭

[@xxglowenxx]

Every pocket is a raccoon trap 😂

[@TheThinKing]

​@@artywolveit's 2023 fam standing desks all the way

[@samkorn4047]

I read that as tacos and I spent a full minute imagining a pickpocket finding a taco in someone’s pocket and getting caught because they can’t stop laughing

[@obomaman7545]

Bro if I get bumped in the bum twice in a row the last thing I’m thinking about is my wallet💀

[@zeppkfw]

This is so stupid 😂 whenever someone touches me I always turn around to see who it is especially in a public place because you never know who's touching you. Do people just let strangers touch and bump them??????

[@-aexc-]

​@@zeppkfwhave you ever been on a crowded bus or train? you'd be spinning around constantly

[@theteddychannel8529]

@@-aexc- this dude rotates on the subway

[@KrapTacu1ar]

​@@zeppkfwDude clears his orbit of all debris

[@calamitist]

​@@zeppkfwdude is the radar scanning line

[@tom_something]

In college, a friend made fun of the fact that I keep my wallet in my front pocket. I moved it to the back for about a year. Then I moved it back to the front. There's simply no merit to keeping it in the back pocket.

[@Lil_SavageOP]

Its nice to read people dont think they're being robbed when they bump them it proves you guys grew up in a nice or at least safer area because as soon as someone bumps me I grab my wallet instantly.

[@Broke_Spider-Man_Cosplayer]

this is why having thick thighs and keeping everything in your front pockets are superior. I constantly feel everything in my pockets and can feel when the move, and you cant take them without obviously doing it

[@johnathonathon]

my dumbahh misread that as "thigh highs" 😭

[@Pomiedachi]

thick thighs save lives

[@molly.dog8brooke792]

@@Pomiedachithick thighs save lives

[@HlrMuja]

​@@molly.dog8brooke792thick thighs save lives

[@xXNumNutCatXx]

Lol I do the same and I don't like sitting on my stuff lol

[@zafirizz]

Bros casually droping a pick pocket tutorial like we wouldn't notice

[@phantasticmrphasma9874]

Bruh, the guy who he’s pickpocketing, has anybody ever seen a more agreeable human?

[@juanmedel4324]

Not me taking notes for my 1st trip on the subway lol 😂

[@Dctctx]

It’s not as easy as it looks

[@chris_007]

“I never have anything that I’ve stolen” This man right here officers. 😂

[@dyingwithstyle4505]

Pickpocketing solo is suicide, always brings a crew.

[@lordbob1364]

So glad I don't live in a place where when someone knees your butt, you don't even notice cuz it's normal to stand that close to someone.

[@maxheiliger6693]

So glad I live in one of those, because anything smaller than half a million people is just pure boredom, and if you live in a countryside you gotta endure not only boredom, but the smell of manure for half a year too. I moved out of the city once and I’m never gonna do that mistake again

[@Vexcron]

⁠@@maxheiliger6693grew up in the city for twenty+ years and everything you said you didn’t like about moving out is everything I love about moving out it’s better than the trouble you’re more likely to get in just for existing so that’s a “mistake” I’d make ten times over if not more

[@maxheiliger6693]

@@Vexcron and that’s okay. I’m not saying I’m the one true example and everyone else is wrong. I’m simply saying that country life is not for me. Too inconvenient in too many ways

[@dl2k671]

​@@maxheiliger6693The smog of a city is 10x worse than any manure. Plus unless you live right next to a farm the air is so much better

[@WeezyOld]

@@maxheiliger6693full power to you for living the city life but the country doesn’t exclusively stink any worse than cities. Yoiu didn’t move into a country town, you moved into a cattle town. Big difference lmao

[@austint2328]

If they go in my back pocket, all they will get is a handful of macaroni and cheese.

[@Harry_Ballsonurphace]

I knew it would be worth reading further down

[@gumpus5490]

oogoly boogoly cheese and some boogity

[@ColonelSanders17]

I swiched from mac n cheese to spaghetti and meatballs myself.

[@gumpus5490]

@@ColonelSanders17 basic.

[@Tiny_24]

Austin, is everything ok at home?

[@user-yp4hc7gk7w]

This guy is so open to it feeling anything

[@thomaskirkpatrick4031]

I'm one of the millions that absolutely positively knows I would feel that.

[@andrewbrooks4588]

Imagine a pickpocket tries this and they dip they're hands into straight baked beans

[@mistermister737]

REAL

[@nickjimbob2776]

Thats why i never leave home without my beans

[@orbismworldbuilding8428]

Lmfao

[@the_biggest_penis_inserter656]

Dang a throwback

[@Luciffrit]

Then you turn around, flare your nostrils and announce at the top of your lungs "GET AWAY FROM MY BEANS!"

[@Trippp550]

Thankfully, I get so paranoid when I’m around people that I’m constantly checking my pockets. As soon as someone touches me I automatically assume it’s a diversion tactic and I immediately reach for my wallet lol.

[@sethwainwright7145]

same

[@xGSFxGoat]

A common tactic in some places is a pickpocket will have their partner "find" a prop wallet on the ground and ask people in the general area "is this your wallet?" Meanwhile, his buddy is watching where people's hands go as they feel for their wallets, learning which pocket contains the victim's valuables.

[@void-one]

​@@xGSFxGoatwhich is why you shouldn't have a normal brown or black wallet! Go with a fun colour because 90% of people will have a similar wallet to the fake one, but not you because yours is blue/yellow/orange/green/pink

[@E2O10]

@@void-one Or just keep your cards in your pockets and have no wallet at all

[@E2O10]

@@user-ml6xc1hh8t Well i guess that depends on how much cash you're carrying - though i still dont see how a wallet really helps in any way, no matter the amount of cash

[@cmleoj]

“I literally didn’t feel anything.” THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

[@velacreaz]

Bro got robbed in a peaceful manner

[@OfficialYondoth]

This is why if I get bumped I immediately move and check my pockets instinctively.

[@grimdagoblinmain]

Don't, if they didn't steal your wallet, now they know where it is. If you can, just put a hold on your card through your phone. You aren't catching someone who steals your wallet, so just minimize damage if you can

[@HarryBermuda]

No you don't 😂 kids be talking mad shit after watching shorts

[@pattondurio]

@@grimdagoblinmainNo, bc they aren't going to keep attempting to steal from someone they think is onto them.

[@apolloxlix679]

​@@HarryBermudai do, your experience doesnt dictate other's experience

[@saskiapeschutter8490]

What about storing these things not in easily accessible pockets? In Winter it's pretty easy because winter jackets often have pockets inside the jacket, so you have to open first the jacket and then a zipper to get your money. Or there are backpacks that have pockets on the backside. I am female I do not even have pockets to put stuff in. So I mostly have a small over the shoulder bag with zippers and when people are really tight packed I hold the package with my hand and have it always in the front. This way nobody can cut the the shoulder strap and run off with the whole thing. And yes when you are in a small village it's unlikely to get pick pocket. But in a big city using public transport or some packed place, do not have your money easily accessible.

[@doofsdoofs]

Button pockets, velcro pockets, long coats, my three favorite things when travelling

[@aaronying4989]

I still can’t believe how they do this so smoothly, and how you can’t feel anything!!? They really are like magicians.

[@emilybillybobsenior8934]

As a woman, I can’t imagine a life where if someone “bumps your butt” you don’t immediately turn around, in any situation. 💀 wish I could be calm like that.

[@fitzcharles33]

I'm pretty sure they're implying in a crowded subway or train where people are packed together.

[@emilybillybobsenior8934]

@@fitzcharles33 Still can’t imagine not having my head on a swivel even on a subway. Especially since that’s even more dangerous.

[@TrenbologneSandwich]

As a man, I'd be throwing hands if some dude touched my ass

[@heinzerbrew]

pretty sure the video is B.S. I'm a dude and no one is touching my body with out me feeling it.

[@Kat-qf7ov]

​@@fitzcharles33if people get close to me in a line, my first instict is to stand sideways so that I can see their hands. If it is a crowd where I am sorrounded from every side I will always put my hand in the pocket where I have valuables and I keep it there until I am out of the crowd. If I really have to take my hand out of the pocket for whatever reason, I am taking my wallet/phone out as well and keeping it so tight my fingers turn white. But then again, I am paranoid so there's that...

[@GeorgeCowsert]

This is why Zippers are important. A simple satchel zipped up, that you keep a firm hand over, is essentially impossible to pickpocket, especially if you buried the wallet on the very bottom. All of a sudden they're not able to just subtly pull out what they want as they are excavating for treasure.

[@wanderingmercurymarauder761]

I can assure you that it is not essentially impossible to pickpocket, quite the opposite in fact.

[@coliedug7383]

@@wanderingmercurymarauder761 How is someone supposed to pickpocket a zipped satchel that the person has their hand over the zipper?

[@yoda5436]

@@coliedug7383the points that you'll probably forget n let the satchel hang one day, hell if you don't get pick pocketed right away id bet most would stop holding the satchel in general, and if they're not holding it you can just get a google angle pull out then up on the zipper and slide it just a few inches in and you can slide your fingers into the bag to rummage around, and again if it's a satchel they'd feel none of this shit unless they're holding it

[@coliedug7383]

​@@yoda5436 yeah but that's not what the original example was, assuming you're holding it at all times, with a firm hand over the zipper. The only way to get in is to move the hand, which is impossible to do without the guy noticing.

[@yoda5436]

@@coliedug7383 ok so everybody give it a shot and let's all see who sticks to holding the bag, i guarantee you a majority of the people receiving this advice are gonna give up on holding it all the time unless something happens with the bag before then, which is gonna lead a lot of people to taking the advice but not fully following it, in turn probably leading more theft overall, you'd want something that holds closer to you, so if someone's fidgeting with it all you'll feel it, a satchel is a big issue in that regard because it has a longer strap on it, honestly if this is you're idea of how to avoid a pick pocket, use a purse with a short strap and zipper, that way, it'll never be out of your sight cuz it'll either be under your arm or in your hand, and unzipping something that someone's holding in their hand or under their arm, is very difficult without it being incredibly obvious

[@crankiestnebula]

This is why the wallet is always in the front pocket.

[@wither_klng2881]

This why i keep my hand in my pocket with my wallet at all times

[@aqualight1760]

I completely lost it at “I’m using two fingers to go into this-“

[@rahrah4610]

just close your eyes

[@catlovingnerd21]

me too 💀

[@sethcragan6649]

Said like a true 12 year old boy.

[@ronwilliams7728]

If someone bumps into me im immediately checking my pockets out of instinct

[@ashash3582]

word same 😂

[@slepis4theweakcomrade736]

And that's what they want, it's very few the pickpockets that actually work alone someone else will then grab the pocket you check

[@Fweaka]

No need. Always stand defensively. No person should be allowed to approach you from all or most of your blind spots. Least of all your personal space.

[@mqegg]

actually sometimes they purposely bump into you to see where you keep your valuables

[@kaccugachog]

​@Fweaka "stand defensively" I just picture someone standing in the corner of a train with fists balled ready for a fight until he's at his stop and he gets off walking backwards fists still balled making sure no one wants to try his hands

[@liltommygun6663]

Unclear instructions, now arrested

[@g_rr_tt]

this is why I constantly move and look around while waiting in line

[@Raphotron2000]

I'm the kind of person who checks out everything that I feel

[@happilyham6769]

I'm surprised that not all pants have zippers or at least a button on back pockets.

[@ecMonify]

considering that a pickpocket can steal your watch while it's on your arm, i doubt a zipper or a button would do much :D

[@happilyham6769]

@@ecMonify That sort of thing only happens in KZbin videos. It can't be done in real life out on the street.

[@2244UnknownPerson]

​@@happilyham6769 bro once visit India and you'll know whether it can happen in real life or not. You can use every safety measure, it won't matter

[@zheka1k]

​@@happilyham6769being sheltered must be nice.

[@alexd531]

​@@2244UnknownPerson dont wear super expensive stuff and dont cary what you cant lose. (Also keep your wallet in your atention in all crowds.)

[@Cam-ms8qi]

"I'm going to stick my finger in here and bump your butt" "No way, I wouldn't find that suspicious on a subway situation

[@jaylu2414]

This is why my backpockets are always empty, my wallet and keys are in my front pockets.

[@kamina7347]

😂😂😂 bro I'm turning around immediately feeling someone touch my ass, either there's gonna be trouble or we're gonna have some fun

[@Absbor]

go latter to make sure no one robbed you, fello! yo, wtf. take the fun and your items back!!

[@marccraig557]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@artistboat]

This is why my wallet is unnecessarily heavy. I always feel it as it is actively uncomfortable. And i dont like being touched at all and will stare at whoever did so. And the fact i pat myself down constantly. I'm constantly suspicious lol

[@orbismworldbuilding8428]

Front pockets

[@DeathnoteBB]

Hell I have to pat myself down to make sure _I_ didn’t forget something 😂

[@Ratgodx]

You sound mental

[@FraZzJ]

I pretty much just create a invisible bubble around me. If someone is in that bubble, I move away. If they follow, I'm getting ready to stab a bitch.

[@youtubedeletedmynamewhybother]

Yea i rock mine in my back pocket too. Its heavy as fuck and i dont care how crafty you THINK you are. You arent getting it out without me turning around and poking your eyes out on the spot. Its not even heavy because of money either its just a cu nt of an object in a badly designed pocket xD No ones even coming close let a lone touching my fu cking ass xD If i ever travel to India, then yea ill swap pockets. Until then i fu cking DARE someone to pickpocket me. It'll be "fun" until i get done for GBH.

[@Skibididibidido]

Jokes on you, I hate people touching me. The moment someone bumps my leg, I reach back automatically for them to stop touching me lol.

[@crystalwaveable]

"Bump ya butt". There's a catchphrase right there.

[@DebTheDevastator]

Had a guy try to pick my pocket at a concert once. I'm not an idiot as soon as something touched my butt I whipped around. As a woman, you can't just stand passively. You need to make eye contact with the perpetrator immediately. Most pick pockets who know you are aware will back off because you're not a good mark, goes for gropers, too. They don't want to be caught, and if you're willing to meet their eyes, they know you won't be quiet.

[@guenevere]

@@Leon78536 lifetime nyer here, no. I am super aware if someone bumped my butt more than once on any duration of a ride

[@Halliwell0Rain]

​@@Leon78536oh yes she is. Or she finding a safe space for da booty

[@bacon098]

Thinking someone's trying to cop a feel just because you're a woman is a good distraction for a real pickpocket. You'll likely not notice an experienced pickpocket at all though.

[@NoriMori1992]

⁠​⁠@@Leon78536 What was the point of this response? She didn't say she was ever even in that type of situation, let alone how she would handle it.

[@heavymetalweld805]

Every time I feel a bump, I'm checking my wallet.

[@Damian-lh8ft]

Showing them where your wallet is should help. There's more ways to take shit than this. It's better to just put your wallet in a different pocket.

[@heavymetalweld805]

@@Damian-lh8ft for the most part, I will move it. If they are already bumping me, they already know where it's at. Showing that I'm alert and paying attention is better. Moving it shows them where I put it and changed their tactics.

[@berthold64]

...that is me on the dollar bill.

[@cushionguy]

Thank you for teching me how to commit a class 3 felony

[@gpturner0924]

If I'm taking public transportation, I make sure there's nothing in my pockets and everything is in my anti-theft backpack.

[@Avaricumstudios]

Instructions unclear, found myself in handcuffs

[@brandonreed9508]

At least you didn't end up on a registry

[@AdhvaithSane]

what.

[@PeterDB90]

I understand pickpockets are real and they get away with this kind of stuff all the time, but it's so confusing to me because I am always aware of what's in my pockets. Most times I can feel the weight or the volume of the items in my pockets, and even in the rare cases where they start to "blend in" and be unnoticeable, it automatically prompts me to pat my pockets to make sure everything is still there. I pat them probably 5 or 6 times a day, usually when I enter or leave a place, and I'm VERY conscious of anyone making any physical contact with me, but I also live on the west coast so not a lot of super crowded areas (subways, etc.) out here.

[@vindrmasuta]

Be careful patting your pockets like that, it shows thieves where you keep your valuables.

[@trevstrevs]

@@vindrmasuta…..I mean where do you put them that isn’t your pockets? Don’t answer that.

[@MJSGamingSanctuary]

Thats how you mark yourself as a target.

[@Rohnon]

@@vindrmasuta I check all my pockets. Regularly. Thieves can try to come at me, but they'll find my hand meeting theirs, when they toutch by booty

[@vindrmasuta]

@Rohnon Yes, I'm sure you're very badass. Thieves flee before your regularly checked pockets. They've never encountered such as you before.

[@c0nstantin86]

Second part raises memories...

[@nikkibaby1406]

I like his commitment to the character

[@palehorseman8386]

That's one of the reasons I carry mine in a pouch. "Dude, why are you reaching for my dick ?"😂

[@Reverend_Salem]

even better, you can get underwear (ive seen them on jockstraps mostly with a pocket in the front for a couple of cards. they are normally for enviroments where being in just a jockstrap would be ok, like a gay leather bar/gay sauna

[@censorsstarve]

Wait is that how you hold hands? Just reach in someones pocket and get a big ol' hand full of...

[@palehorseman8386]

@@censorsstarve well they do things different in Europe...

[@SineN0mine3]

​@@Reverend_SalemI would refuse payment from anybody who took their money out of their underwear. Also ladies, nobody wants to touch money that's been inside your bra.

[@Eksile8]

When I walk around people, especially after moments like this. I always act like I'm wiping my hands on my pants in a way that looks like I'm doing that but I'm actually checking pockets.

[@amberlightrunner4696]

Same. I also make sure to look full faced at least once at people moving close to me to let them know im watching them.

[@RiggedDynamo]

I always keep my hands in my pockets when I walk (front pockets fyi, otherwise it would look odd) and if I'm not I'm always passing my hands over my pockets and feeling them with my fingers. The other option is cargo pants pockets or zipper pockets for basketball shorts.

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[@amberlightrunner4696]

@@EEEEEEEE I O U and sometimes Y

[@zebschreiber7357]

I just look at them suspiciously and check my pockets. I also don't carry anything in my back pocket.

[@Koop784]

Front pocket team represent.

[@justlilly7653]

This is why I always hold my purse slung over my shoulder, with my arm rested over the entire top of it, covering the zipper.

[@a_wild_Kirillian]

Purses can be cut, though.

[@geovannigabbidon7336]

It’s call pickpocket not pick purse so u be okay start overreacting

[@saesteelol6156]

@@a_wild_Kirillianis it that easy to cut something without being noticed?

[@a_wild_Kirillian]

@@saesteelol6156, the answer is as always: it depends. I'm definitely not an expert on this. But razor blades are quite sharp and some purses aren't very thick. I'm just bringing up the topic, basically =)

[@MrRedpanda2442]

​@a_wild_Kirillian yeah but she is holding on to the bag itself

[@jrmarshall789]

😂”Bump your butt” Dude would walk out of that subway with a pen sticking out of his face.😂

[@ianbelletti6241]

That's not why my wallet isn't in my back pocket but the fact that they can't steal anything is a bonus benefit.

[@GravitasZero]

If they want to pickpocket me they’d need to get to my very tight front pockets… at that point, I might as well pay them what little cash I have in my wallet for what they’re doing.

[@sethf2258]

Man really said "you tryna play pocket pool"

[@jordancambridge4106]

Very ugly man runs up kisses you and then steals your wallet as you push them away and tell them to get the fuck away and they have your wallet and are running away because you told them to get away. You will be too pissed off about the kiss to think about the grabbing of the wallet.

[@c0lutch]

“I got something in my front pocket for you..why don’t you reach into my pocket and see what it is”

[@nicevers]

Once upon a Time in high school, I was taking the city bus to school. I was standing in the center as there were no seats left available. The bus was pretty full and there were lots of kids on it. I was wearing one of those soft backpack purses with the drawstrings. It was for makeup and personal care products only. My school backpack on the floor in front of me had anything of value in it. This kid thought he would be slick and try to get into my purse while I was wearing it. I could feel him gently tugging on the strings. I turned a couple times to look at him and he would play innocent. The final time I felt him pulling on the strings, I didn't even turn around, I just said loud enough for him and others around him to hear, "The only thing in that purse is makeup. If you really need some I can lend some to you." The kids around him started giggling at him and he stopped trying to get into my purse.

[@valentinlopez-ruiz]

I love learning new ways to catch felonies 😂

[@LOL-ho4rt]

Very educational. I can try this next morning in a bus.

[@jogradyy]

this is why i always have my hands in my pocket ik you shouldn’t but i freak out if i lose something like i have a full panic attack so when i have completely random things and i’ll cycle thru then in my pockets while walking making sure i’ve everything

[@carimeslockdownedtree2654]

Same here! I always count my items. I don't even know how many items I have on me at any given time, but it's a way for me to compartmentalize each item as its own entity. Usually, I have my earbuds, phone, keys, and wallet, so as I count, I make sure I have them all on me. When I dont, my heart speeds up, only to realize I put them in my bag. In all honesty, I do it in fear something fell as i sat on the train or bus rather than a pickpocket, but the principle is the same.

[@KennyVibes465]

Why shouldn’t you?

[@guiltynoble9908]

​@@KennyVibes465I was about to ask

[@azetenth]

​@Heetaehong by checking constantly, you're showing thieves exactly in which pockets you have anything valuable in. so generally speaking, you shouldn't be checking for your belongings all the time. one way thieves can get you to check is by making a big distraction. take for example a super busy area filled to the brim with people. thief #1 will scream out "hey! someone took my wallet! where's my wallet!" while thief #2 who is completely separated from the situation is actively assessing the public to see who is an easy target as they check for their belongings in their pockets.

[@kqrmen1]

​@@azetenththis, and in certain cultures its considered rude. like i know here in the US and especially the midwest where i live it comes off as standoffish and antisocial

[@Qui-Dad-Jinn]

Velcro and button flaps work very well. I'm a dad so I'm also a big believer in cargo pockets too.

[@madsam7582]

I knew someone that got their wallet stolen out of some DEEP cargo pockets, and he said he'd PAY to have seen how they did it.

[@lonestar2078]

Cargo pants are superior 👊

[@michaeltye2359]

This is the most satisfying time ive seen one man slide 2 fingers in then start bumping butts😂

[@peanutman230]

The i never hold part is hilarious, he just hands it to some random guy whos there for like 2 seconds.

[@thehippie3610]

This is why I keep my wallet in my front pocket. Aint NO ONE sticking their hand down my front pcoket without me noticing lol

[@enriquecabrera2137]

Sensual pickpocketing😂😂😂

[@Taolan8472]

There are pickpocketers that fast and that good, but they are few and far between and most of them are professional performers rather than thieves.

[@gwenmorgan8696]

If you accidentally bump into someone head on (or like shoulders bump) then that could cause enough movement/distraction to let someone casually slip out your wallet

[@Reverend_Salem]

​@@gwenmorgan8696 most of the time i dislike haveing sensory prossessing disorder, but it might be helpful in a situation like that. tldr, SPD is a spectrum of disorders that effects how the brain processes sensory input. in my case i cant "tune out" sensory inputs, like the fabric of my jeans, or the weight of my phone in my pocket.

[@DerpLvIAsian]

​@@Reverend_Salemmans said TLDR and then put more text than there was in the original part. fyi, TLDR is short for Too Long, Didnt Read, and is meant for a summary when posting big paragraphs. no issue, ive misused abbreviations before too xD

[@terranwars3504]

This is why I've never ever carried my wallet in the back pocket. Front pocket only and deep af pockets. Literally gotta reach your arm halfway down to get it 🤣

[@Burtlestiltskin]

Freaking same 😂

[@XingyuASong]

This video doubled my wallets and passed it on to the next person

[@bigdupolas_guppus]

Cargo pocket users are like final bosses

[@pumpkind7506]

Now listen this with your eyes closed

[@YaqoubAlTayib]

😢🤮 that's hilarious

[@mindless7577]

😂underrated

[@Slackerhun]

I make a habit of holding my hand close to (mostly on) my pocket in the kind of environment I would expect pickpockets.

[@demonetizebot5179]

And now you've shown them where your wallet is and their just going to stab you for depending where you are

[@Navajonkee]

@@demonetizebot5179 Pickpockets and muggers are not the same people, hope you know that. You don't have to show the latter where your wallet is, he can just assume that you have one. Or a phone. Actually, both.

[@lurkerinthedarkness]

That's racist

[@shadows_star]

​@@demonetizebot5179Noones going to stab you in public settings where you'd get pickpocketed bruh

[@V-DTAJ]

@@lurkerinthedarkness google the term racism before you throw it around willynilly

[@vergelfromdevilmightweep9349]

Almost all of my pockets have zippers

[@PooMonkeyMan]

Pickpocketing and sleight of hand is an art, and we should have more videos on how to learn this skill. 🙌

[@johnevergreen8019]

This is why I wear a chain even the subtle movements are picked up by the chain and it’ll rattle and shake slightly

[@thestic6349]

If your somewhere where you can get away with being close enougb to bump into someone multiple times, like a subway car or a concert, it's probably too noisy and busy to notice the sound or feel of a small chain moving a bit.

[@Manoface]

“Help, instructions too confusing, I am now wiping his ass”

[@Roach_Dogg_JR]

This is why I keep mousetraps in my back pocket.

[@Sleeper0918]

This is why I wear sweatpants almost exclusively. I feel everything in my pockets.

[@jimbothegymbro7086]

I precisely know what's in my pockets to the point that when I'm driving and can't feel my keys in my pocket because they're hooked into the care I panic for a second wondering where my keys are sometimes doubly so if I put my phone into the phone holder while driving

[@nyx0103]

@@jimbothegymbro7086 I once put my phone in my vest pocket instead of my sweatpants, got off the bus and I was so scared, until my phone bumped me and I felt relief and felt like an idiot too lmao.

[@travisbuckman5563]

I'm a Floridian, if you even trying to get that close behind me, we're gonna have a problem.

[@elias560]

You're not tough. Please stop trying to act har

[@artemiswallace8716]

your a floridian, so they can just scam you out of the money.

[@Ikari777]

As a Floridian also, yeah, gtf away from me!

[@usenamer3635]

I’m a Canadian, if you try to get close behind me, I’m gonna let you because it would be rude not to

[@kingduckie9135]

As a British man, you better be that close behind me because we need to fit a lot of people in this queue and no one is cutting in.

[@FeverDreamRemix]

Poor guy doesn't realize his buddy is just trying to touch his butt. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Stevil1979]

Imma start walking around with a mouse trap in my back pocket with a noticeable fake hundred showing

[@corbid5093]

I’ve always wanted to try to learn to sew hidden pockets onto my clothes, like on the insides of jackets. And now I think I shall lol

[@searece]

Sewing isn't too difficult, really! It's just super intimidating at first. Remember that almost whatever you can do on a machine, you can do by hand! It just takes longer. 😊

[@Deja117]

This is why I always pull my trousers up, if my wallet doesn't fit snugly against my butt so I can feel it while I'm walking, I wear different trousers. That or it goes in an inside pocket.

[@myria2834]

Just don't use your back pocket. Use either your front pants pockets or your inner jacket pocket. Both are more secure.

[@Deja117]

@@myria2834 Only when away from home, keys in one pocket, phone in other, then handkerchief in another pocket because honestly they are underrated. Often I will just wear a top and jeans, so nowhere else but back pocket unless I want to risk losing my phone or keys. 😅

[@youtubedeletedmynamewhybother]

@@myria2834 Its just a mindfulness thing man. You dont need to live by these "strict" standards if you just arent a *Fu cking Idiot* with your awareness and personal space. Maybe all the people with 0% street smarts and an NPC level awareness should probably keep their shit in their front pocket.. But its just a mindfulness thing... Some have it. Some dont. More than half the people who get robbed could have avoided it if they took 2 seconds to look around them. Thats fact.

[@myria2834]

@@Deja117 For me, it's phone right pocket, keys and wallet left pocket. (Or more often than not, keys on lanyard around my neck for quick and easy access.)

[@Shortitpro]

My wallet so fat he couldn’t do anything. All those little coins protected me from being robbed.