How to play BLOONS

#bloonstd6 #episode1
Bloons is an awesome game, bloons with friends is an even more awesome game. But the only thing more awesome than all of that is liking the video and subscribing
Alpharad Deluxe is...
➤ Jacob (Alpharad)
/ alpharad
/ alpharad
/ alpharadtv
➤ Jo (JoSniffy)
/ @josniffy3664
/ josniffy
/ josniffy
➤ Dash (Altrive)
/ altriveplus
/ altriveepic
/ altrive
Edited by...
➤ dotColin: / dotcolinn
Thumbnails by...
➤ Ast: / asteryia

[@whitejake420]

Constantly emptying the bank instead of letting the bananas gain interest is such a low-key troll to all the die-hard Bloons players.

[@squiddler7731]

The worst part is that I can't even tell if he's doing it on purpose

[@landios9555]

so im not supposed to do that

[@EXPfarmer]

@@landios9555 Nah keep doing it. It's actually pretty optimal tbhonest

[@hxyri]

@@EXPfarmer me when i spread misinformation on the internet

[@lektornese]

It hurts to watch yes :D

[@jstar3382]

I'm still in shock that Jo went a year without healthcare and his literal best friend, roommate, and employer was there the entire time without him thinking to ask

[@moosesues8887]

I did the same

[@jstar3382]

@@moosesues8887 yeah but was your roommate your boss?

[@moosesues8887]

@@jstar3382 no I mean fucka healthcare

[@griffinwilkens2924]

Now that's what I call Friends Without Benefits

[@acuteavocado1962]

@@griffinwilkens2924 oh please, jo is totally jacob's bottom

[@xraenon1664]

I never thought about this before, but a game like BTD is so perfect for this channel. Chill game that doesn’t require much mental effort, but no lore for them to skip to piss off the fanbase

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

“Chill game” You’ve never played it, huh?

[@Mattadork]

"chill game" meanwhile i'm over here stressed out of my mind trying to survive wave 130-140

[@damonvannostrand858]

I think this game is really easy, but I might be biased on that because I’ve been playing bloons games since I was 5

[@mr.stuffdoer8483]

@@damonvannostrand858 Do you even play chimps mode?

[@Awesomeness-iz3dh]

Haha you don't know about the lore.

[@donovanstewart698]

This is the most entertaining slideshow I’ve seen in a while! Thank you mister deluxe.!

[@nonmagicalwitch]

You just wouldnt understand, bloons is a game with a perfect netcode.

[@donovanstewart698]

@@nonmagicalwitch forgive me for my arrogance

[@Edoorardo]

Second best only to Smash Ultimate

[@LimeLoaf]

@@nonmagicalwitch bloons td4 on the new 3DS XL runs 1 FRAME PER 3 SECONDS on round 70

[@isaiahhoekman3891]

i’m highphone

[@diegeticfridge9167]

Personally I think the spike factory placement was smart, the spikes at the beginning of the path show the balloons just how serious you guys are about the game. The spikes symbolize a roadblock, like how we face many roadblocks in our lives. The spike factory pumps out these roadblocks, breaking down the balloons ambition until they no longer want to continue. Absolutely genius and beyond most comprehension, truly a beautiful play. Well done, well done.

[@fartin_martin1434]

Personally I think the spike factory placement was smart, the spikes at the beginning of the path show the balloons just how serious you guys are about the game. The spikes symbolize a roadblock, like how we face many roadblocks in our lives. The spike factory pumps out these roadblocks, breaking down the balloons ambition until they no longer want to continue. Absolutely genius and beyond most comprehension, truly a beautiful play. Well done, well done.

[@diegeticfridge9167]

@@fartin_martin1434 fair point, but personally I think the spike factory placement was smart, the spikes at the beginning of the path show the balloons just how serious you guys are about the game. The spikes symbolize a roadblock, like how we face many roadblocks in our lives. The spike factory pumps out these roadblocks, breaking down the balloons ambition until they no longer want to continue. Absolutely genius and beyond most comprehension, truly a beautiful play. Well done, well done.

[@crypticallee]

Bravo, Vince!

[@Lord-of-The-Crabs]

@@diegeticfridge9167 amazing point however I personally I think the spike factory placement was smart, the spikes at the beginning of the path show the balloons just how serious you guys are about the game. The spikes symbolize a roadblock, like how we face many roadblocks in our lives. The spike factory pumps out these roadblocks, breaking down the balloons ambition until they no longer want to continue. Absolutely genius and beyond most comprehension, truly a beautiful play. Well done, well done.

[@diegeticfridge9167]

@@Lord-of-The-Crabs that’s all well and good, but have you considered that the spikes at the beginning of the path show the balloons just how serious you guys are about the game. The spikes symbolize a roadblock, like how we face many roadblocks in our lives. The spike factory pumps out these roadblocks, breaking down the balloons ambition until they no longer want to continue. Absolutely genius and beyond most comprehension, truly a beautiful play. Well done, well done.

[@butter_0021]

I want to see you guys do this with fans because I know one time, the random will get lucky, be able to place in the front, and just put a Sun God insta monkey.

[@teddy4271]

sun god instas suck because they don't have any sacrifices lol

[@thundrr1929]

@@teddy4271 for the funny.

[@-FutureTaken-]

@@teddy4271 its the principle

[@kitch3876]

@@teddy4271 im p sure it'll still be able to carry them to at least round 60 lol

[@dogpong14]

@@teddy4271 for funnys tho

[@AlphaSeagull]

As a BTD6 player with over 300 hours in this game, I can indeed verify there wasn't a single tower placement or upgrade that didn't somehow tick me off in this video

[@baku_716]

I dont know. I have 1000 hours in the game and these all seemed like optimal placements and upgrades.

[@WiF_Gaming]

Same!😂

[@Popo-lm3el]

That's a skill issue all placements were optimal excluding dotcolin. Which is why they lost

[@atwistedb]

I play bloons a ton but I personally don’t care I just place the monkeys down where it’s funny

[@aquatix696]

I have 100 and yes, I agree

[@dameonpigeon2736]

42:40 that actually was a meta strategy at the start of bloons battles 2 where with 030 alchemist and I want to say 024 boomerang monkeys you would get tons of Moabs on screen and pop them all at once because the alchemist caused them to explode and it would crash most mobile players game making them disconnect and there for forfeiting the match

[@lukehaskard7869]

Honestly that's kind of an L. That's just less monkey game to play.

[@JoelTheParrot]

It went further than that. The reason Alchemist caused crashes was because there was a bug where the unstable coca cola would soak through layers, making every single layer of bloon explode when popped resulting in a LOT of calculations and visuals, causing major lag

[@sdani.]

🤓

[@eclipse2445]

what makes all this infinitely funnier is that there is an option when creating a room to not split the land at all

[@omnirox-re3wo]

Colin's input on the conversation is legendary

[@AJTower_]

@our hero our hero

[@mementomori1553]

he has a 10/10 conversation skill

[@dat_fast_boi]

I like the part where he said

[@SuPaRn0oB]

@fast boi but what about the joke that went " " at 14:22?

[@Riley_Sanford]

Nice

[@Among_us427]

I already know that this video will be a 10/10 with dotcolin in it.

[@Riley_Sanford]

10, because this comment is a hit

[@ioio5740]

@@Riley_Sanford yeah except did he say anything other than yeah, feel like he muted his mic

[@lucethedoormat81]

genuinely can't tell if colin is real or not

[@LovelySoftSnow]

no hes not

[@nonmagicalwitch]

So, the funny thing about bloons is that anyone who has played the game gets irrationally angry at non-optimal gameplay

[@Tonjit41]

It's a podcast. No screen. Smh.

[@wyatte9078]

They shoulda went bottom path on the dart gunner ( I do Agree with this bus I respect that they are playing for fun and am only voicing this beacuse of the irony from your commentary )

[@evilded2]

This is in fact the case.

[@beeftips1628]

I totally agree with this comment bc I got irrationally angry at alpharad doing his bank in the least optimal way

[@-FutureTaken-]

@@wyatte9078 no bottom path dartling is bad

[@Moss_Dude]

That's certainly a game I don't think any of us were expecting him to play. I guess I have seen a lot of monkey related stuff on this channel though.

[@samt3412]

You have seen Dash's channel right

[@AleksMBush]

You did watch kirby dream land, right?

[@eraflowski]

@whaaa t hasan profile spambot? wtf

[@Moss_Dude]

@@samt3412 no of course not

[@xhshdd7113]

@@eraflowski they're relying on the Hasan clip industrial complex to hide lmao

[@PeoplesRepublicRedIsland]

This is actually the best video Alpharad Deluxe could have put on their channel for the following reasons: 1.) Funny Monkey 2.) Awesome 3.) Chill 4.) Wholesome I need more. No, this special community we have here needs more.

[@theunovanative7640]

Special is the right word

[@mhx5071]

Special as in special needs lol

[@brendanrisney2449]

5.) Monkey

[@jellysauce3938]

It could have been better; it didn’t have Dash’s antiperspirant joke

[@seanhennessy3968]

I'd say this really embodies "banana soule".

[@user-he6wh3gl6n]

The bloons community isn't toxic. They're just persistently helpful.

[@programmernerd3803]

Exactly, and now I will list 40 things that pissed me off in this game. But in all seriousness the game leads to so much backseating

[@PointsofData]

Aggressively helpful*

[@imwithmilk8162]

@@programmernerd3803 Just get so good at the game that noone can backseat you because they either don't know what you're doing or they know exactly what strat you're doing

[@theclassypineapple]

Cope

[@PointsofData]

@@imwithmilk8162 so essentially, git gud?

[@AlphaSeagull]

For some reason I wasn't expecting them to play this as badly as possible, but then I remembered the point of the channel

[@Luigi-np8td]

bloons is great already, but you know what makes the entire experience a 10/10? Dash's antiperspirant joke; also piracy.

[@Riley_Sanford]

It’s a 10 because dotcolin is in it

[@lamergamer8211]

this is actually the most hyped I’ve been for an alpharad deluxe video since dashes anti-perspirant joke

[@Jerry-ey5zi]

I know this goes against the joke but what the fuck was the anti persperant joke

[@PlushChie]

@@Jerry-ey5zi the funniest joke ever

[@lamergamer8211]

@@Jerry-ey5zi it’s in one of the Mario party videos and you can just look it up. Somebody said that they were sweating and - replied that he wasn’t sweating because he had anti-perspirant and nobody laughed but then Dash told people that comment about how much they liked the joke.

[@melvint-p9500]

@@Jerry-ey5zi The anti-perspirant joke is the best joke of every video and the worst part of every comment section.

[@Jerry-ey5zi]

@@lamergamer8211 thank you

[@LovelySoftSnow]

you're actually playing this game perfectly. you somehow mastered the meta without even realising. every placement was perfect

[@Tonjit41]

It's beautiful

[@Riley_Sanford]

It was almost too perfect

[@LovelySoftSnow]

ive never played this game

[@Riley_Sanford]

@@LovelySoftSnow the meta is complicated so it’s fine, they made their own

[@lejuanca]

@@LovelySoftSnow the true btd6 winner

[@cheetahtwo8607]

Joe's connection is the real mvp

[@Ageddevistation3323]

Let the connection play a round

[@Nikowo1610]

@@Ageddevistation3323 divine profile pic

[@Ageddevistation3323]

@@Nikowo1610 yours as well

[@isaackonen350]

I had no idea how much I needed a Bloons video on this channel

[@Thatguy-tm8xh]

same

[@DolleFinn]

Jo is having the player 3 experience.

[@fanoki3937]

HAHA I TOTALLY FORGOT ANOUT THAT JOKE

[@melvint-p9500]

@@fanoki3937 It's not even the best one in the video.

[@-FutureTaken-]

@@melvint-p9500 is the best one the antiperspirant

[@heyoyo10gaming4]

@@-FutureTaken- Yeah, that one had my flying too close to the sun

[@deleteeast8520]

As an avid player of bloons, I almost cried when the sub got placed in the corner

[@manjackson2772]

Yeah me too, it fits so perfectly, really satisfying :')

[@Reisen_Inaba]

As someone who recently uninstalled BTD6 I am absolutely here for every single BTD6 video you guys upload, Jo disconnecting included

[@-FutureTaken-]

Why you uninstall ):

[@Reisen_Inaba]

@@-FutureTaken- I have 220+ hours in BTD6 and far more in the series as a whole, 6 has just gotten boring for me as the challenges are "Are you using a meta strat/following a KZbinr's video guide, or not?" It's a great game though, I just saw the opportunity to make a joke

[@carolinea5792]

This was the perfect video to listen to and occasionally watch while I cook dinner. Loved it!

[@Awesomeness-iz3dh]

14:55 Funny part is he isn't far off at all. Perma-Spike has been nerfed so many times throughout the game's life, and it's still one of if not the best tower.

[@izanagi7051]

YOOOOOOOO can’t believe they’re playing literally the best game ever

[@dogpong14]

As a btd6 fan, i am disgusted, but as an alpharad deluxe fan, I love this

[@Cooldude-wf4gb]

im in the same boat, but that bank💀

[@RichardULong]

as someone with probably 1000 hours in bloons, this video is based and true

[@moth5449]

I have more. Ratio

[@RichardULong]

@@moth5449 i said probably, watch your words kiddo!

[@moth5449]

@@RichardULong I’m sorry about being rude but I am the better bloons player. I hope we can accept our differences and move on 🙌

[@-FutureTaken-]

How many bads have you popped?

[@RichardULong]

@@-FutureTaken- 7624 :)

[@bigpoggers6507]

keep this going as a series, please, I beg.

[@alpharius3661]

This really is the Bloons tower defense

[@onton6254]

Thank you Mr. Deluxe for showing how to beat Lotus Island! Can't wait for other tutorials!

[@jstar3382]

I love Prince of Darkness. Such a fun monkey and I love having my game lag even more because there's double the bloons on screen and also 15 Phoenix wizards because they definitely don't break the game I didn't crash my phone nope not me

[@zhoubiden6003]

Jo did say that his favorite game was a PowerPoint presentation

[@youseftheh4869]

never thought i would see you guys play bloons and you didn't disappoint.... just as always made any game chaotic and fun to watch

[@timidcrayonbox]

i’m so glad that the “how to play 101” series is back

[@I_Exist323]

It finally happened the bloons episode is here, I love funny monke pop bloon game

[@packrats3963]

I love par-asocial engagement it’s awesome, just like ice monkey.

[@yellowpie]

This episode just started but I can tell it’s going to be so wholesome

[@Kiporiat]

That pirate king reference made me question if we could get much higher.

[@pepsi49]

YOOOOOOO (start a "YOOOO" chain)

[@nba2k15hoodmoments]

YOOOO

[@pepsi49]

@@nba2k15hoodmoments YOOOOOOOOOO

[@miz589]

@@pepsi49 YOOOOOOOO

[@pepsi49]

@@miz589 YOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@tracyblanchard7663]

The off-brand Wellerman in the background just completes this

[@Mr_Unknown172]

Nice gameplay and i am glad to see people not completely tryharding but instead just vibing with friends. PS. if you ever need someome to carry you through some hard gamemode lmk i got around a 1000 hours in this game

[@rianplaz99]

This is truly everything I have ever wanted

[@bryandenis2549]

Thank God Jacob's playing BTD

[@mimele7713]

The just Wellerman jingrö slowly drove me mad but hei. Great content

[@bubblymarmar]

I have never been more excited for an alpharad video I have an addiction to monke game

[@_zerohour_]

I came for the thumbnail and stayed for the content

[@mr.moonly]

The bloons community comment is so true, I saw Jacob collect from his bank with $700 and had a irresistible urge to comment about how you should save up, I hate myself

[@06eli]

I am so glad my favorite youtuber is playing my favorite game

[@malloryfireflies8078]

slowly being driven insane by the btd6 wellerman loop, another banger video gamers

[@HysterectomyInc]

My favorite part of this awesome video is whenever jacob collects from the bank before letting interest accumulate : )

[@mythiccmouse6214]

I literally started playing bloons again with my friends what a coincidence 😂

[@manjackson2772]

"I'll come over to your house and start placing monkeys" is such a threatening thing to say

[@jackawaka]

the best bit is that I have no clue whether Alpha's deliberately just keeping the mouse in a random spot for the viewers and then complaining that he isn't doing much, or he just doesn't care or notice

[@artzyinstinct3847]

Colin is here so this is gonna be a 10/10 video

[@jazamothefroggy304]

this is almost as good as dash's antiperspirant joke! funniest part of the video

[@artzyinstinct3847]

It seems like jo’s internet connection was flying too close to the sun this video because it was pretty bad

[@lektornese]

Ive played like 250 hours of this game this summer at work so its funny to see the guys play it on AD

[@egguca]

this is unironically the content i have been waiting for thank you

[@silliestgoose92]

i'm not sure which is funnier the idea that they don't watch these videos after colin doesn't edit them and still pay him or that they do and then still pay him

[@manjackson2772]

The true measure of an editor's skill is knowing what not to edit

[@RealRyanCoates]

No Jawsh complaining, not a real bloons video

[@citratune7830]

Been waiting for this for a year!

[@tommyread4749]

Love seeing a small arms channel spread out

[@TillyCorbin]

when dash said that bottom path sub was submarine voyager i died kind of like how the earth is flying a little too close to the sun and getting hotter by the minute and we're all going to die

[@elliotmcmaster177]

The monkey bank collects interest if you don’t empty it every round it makes like 1500 a round eventually

[@Rosem_Blossom]

I love bloons, I can't wait to watch my favorite youtubers have fun while messing around in this monkey game. Yes they may not use the best strategies but it's about fun, not winning!

[@taviandestroyer3908]

they should make more bloons content

[@RandomUser11170]

Did you know: if you combine "Bloons" and "The Bald Podcast", you get "Quincy, son of Quincy"!?!??!?!?!

[@isaac3581]

How were the replies 30 minutes before the comment??

[@dillon1647]

I’ve been waiting on this video for so long yes!

[@gringusgaming]

Never knew I needed this.

[@gabe2605]

Dashes antiperspirant joke was the highlight of this video

[@Benwor28]

I sometimes wonder if Colin actually edit the videos. How am I supposed to know unless there is red text on screen?

[@nbdeity]

Truly one of the videos of all time.

[@seththetactician6712]

I remember back in the good old days of btd battles 1, where people would legitimately just tell you "alt + f4 for secret cheats" or whatever and then they'd win from you disconnecting. Great stuff.

[@BoneTea]

16:52 erm actually, the dartling gunner 004 and 005 upgrades can automatically target bloons as well

[@Nota-Skaven]

darling gunner

[@BoneTea]

@@Nota-Skaven oops

[@MasterPojoway]

I think Jo flew too close to the sun when he thought he wouldn’t get disconnected

[@smallcars9532]

I love bloons!!!!Ty for this!

[@illialidur8244]

I'm so hyped for Bloons, let's go!

[@Tojux_]

My favourite part of this video was when DotColin (And Dash’s deodorant discussion)

[@eraflowski]

Dash's deodorant "discussion" pissed me the F*CK off.

[@definitelyaweeb270]

Guys, Colin was funny and all this episode but can we give it up for Dash's antiperspirant joke?

[@4bi446]

I’ve been waiting for this video ever since alpharad plus was alpharads mario streams

[@luheartswarm4573]

when you are so used to standard strategies to get to 100+ levels, using as little monkeys as possible, but then you see alpha's glorious playthrough

[@jimothy7665]

Blons is a great game. It’s a shame that I play it and felt physical pain watching this

[@asoapshoeinthesea6780]

Why? They won!

[@jimothy7665]

@@asoapshoeinthesea6780 you can win by doing disgusting things. So many of the crosspaths used simply should not exist

[@asoapshoeinthesea6780]

@@jimothy7665 L

[@Bismarck-S]

My favorite part of Bloons, although it is very entertaining to think strategically to beat hard maps on chimps, is to get a VTSG and all the paragons in degree 100 and just get to like round 350! My phone crashes every round even though it is an Iphone 12 pro max ;) Winking at you Alpha.

[@sethwyrzykowski9176]

This is one of my favorite games and I’d love to see a series where you just play like you have no clue what to do

[@Emerald_Dev]

You guys need to do more balloons content, this is great!

[@nataliefleming3630]

The chaos in all the towers is insane

[@owengriffis3143]

I’ve been waiting for this video for months(maybe years)

[@ryanmurray7443]

Ngl i really hope this becomes a long running series

[@smashvlogz-sg1607]

i actually love the fact that you used the split map

[@matt96503]

Bloons is my most played phone game ever its sooooo good and I'm happy to see my favourite KZbinrs play this game

[@matt96503]

Also my profile picture is literally one of 5he heroes

[@Raex2003]

Honestly, I want to play Bloons after this

[@lejuanca]

i was gonna play btd6 through my night routine then involuntarily opened youtube and this was top, what the hell

[@reedsahadevan2655]

Can’t wait for episode 2!

[@rvolvr3650]

This is awesome, thank you alpharad

[@mnswitch]

i find it funny i only turned notify uploads on less than an hour ago and now there’s an upload

[@chriss4855]

whenever i see a bloons thumbnail i make an irl pog face and point at my computer screen in glee

[@MetaDargon]

Love the new bloons content, my favorite part is when jo disconnected

[@eraflowski]

holy shit finally the alpharad bloons video oh my god im so excited

[@lukewarnut]

dotcolin was so funny in this video. what a guy!