How to play the Kingdom of Swadia

[@Koifish]

*Fight hard, Feast harder*

[@henrycrabs3497]

I like you

[@ya_boi_ghost5064]

A true swadian at heart I see

[@directorelysium34]

Koifish? More like. Gasattackfish.

[@maxharz3914]

They really so feast a lot now that i think about it

[@xavierhays7604]

IT'S THE NORTHERN SHITPOSTER

[@warotm.590]

This​ man​ accept​ the​ cattle herd​ mission.​ What​ a​ legend.

[@Birkebeiner1066]

people be making it out to be a lot harder than it actually is smh

[@hoseadavit3422]

@@Birkebeiner1066 Though it is annoying but nothing compare to escort mission

[@Birkebeiner1066]

@@hoseadavit3422 Merchants = Can't defend themselves Cattle = Don't need to *Get good, merchants* 😎

[@poisonousbadge126]

@@Birkebeiner1066 true

[@poonaford9788]

I did it once never again

[@fleivor5359]

How to Swadia Step 1: cavalry F1 F3 Step 2: butter Step 3: feast while in war with 4 other factions

[@Толег-е1л]

I dont understand a meme about butter

[@Ozzull]

​@@Толег-е1лSwadia trades butter, and the King likes to throw parties in the middle of war, literally...

[@mineit7293]

​@@Толег-е1лBUTTER, BUTTER, BUTTER, BUTTER, BUTTER, BUTTER, BUTTER, BUTTER, BUTTERMILK hmmmmmmm

[@footchess387]

pay 15000 denars weekly for the cavalry. Get ruined

[@bozokreso5555]

​@@Толег-е1л sorry for late reply. Basicly in a mod for warband called "Floris" (great mod, adds more troop types and quality of life improvments) there was a bug that was patched later, where raiding a village would give only butter. Like a full inventory of butter.

[@jonathanphillips9292]

I just became a Swadian vassal following the steps here within a couple days (in-game time) , Dhirrim has already fallen to the Khergits and my village is looted. The joys of being a butterlord.

[@CT-qm2zx]

At least you can feast in Praven and drown all your sorrows in butter my friend

[@carlcarlson1308]

They made me a martial and I have no idea what im doing

[@jonathanphillips9292]

@@carlcarlson1308 Sounds like you need a feast

[@danyulr6158]

Joined Rhodoks and the only thing Swadia has left is Praven and Suno along with 2 castles.

[@aliteralmosquito.7450]

Yeah… Dhirim gets taken in the first like month of the playthrough, usually to the Nords

[@NotSimo]

MILORD

[@ignaciolens7273]

Hail hakim >:(

[@tri5497]

Simo

[@vicar5271]

6:18 the exaggerated swagger of a castle-less Butterlord

[@Pilps]

That Rambo edit at 3:58 was just pure perfection!

[@GuidenYT]

Lmao thank you!

[@NotSimo]

Oh shit the boys are all here

[@jackchurchill6549]

And me who watch you all.Nice job.all of you are the best.

[@SweetuPatel72]

@@GuidenYT did you make the song after? i freaking love it

[@sethleoric2598]

I love it when like 3 cities are under siege by the Rhodoks, Khergits and Nords and every village from Praven to Castle Derchios is burning, peasants and caravans are being slaughtered and enslaved and Harlaus is still having a fucking feast.

[@sethleoric2598]

I believe it's because the AI needs feasts to raise Vassal loyalty.

[@viroshanargiri4641]

That's why he always throw feast all time in order to raise his vassal loyalty.

[@faisalhusein227]

Reason why King Harlaus keep butter feast in the middle of war is because he knows well his knights will take care everything. Damn

[@deju5302]

Am I the only one who chose Swadia during their first playthrough cause they're the first one on the list?

[@BARONWODENRIC]

Also it's easiest faction to play. You gotta promote all your troops to Swadian Knight and once you have 60+ knights you're the strongest person in the Calradia.

[@samhall5096]

@@BARONWODENRIC against the AI yeah. I'd say huscarls are the best overall...but if it's unmodded yeah the only real sucky place is the rhodok mountains or maps with a lot of forest. Big armored horsie bois really roll the game...hella expensive too.

[@commandertodd2850]

I always played khergit.

[@fadhilyudistira8819]

my first pick was khergit, mostly because I first went to shariz and got murked by desert bandits twice and thought, "man, these cav archers are strong." but then I realized sieging was hard if I go in without hired blades so I returned to sarranids. the mace is supreme.

[@Ahrone1586]

@@samhall5096 well... is if not the AI, who the hell are you going to play with? Warband and bannerlord dont have coop yet.

[@bonjour7641]

I remember first time playing as swadia because of the cool looking knights, and i was like fighting so amazingly to get this one castle, thinking clearly i did the most to get this castle, i should probably got it right, Happened once, twice then three times he keep giving himself the castle. I end up joining nord and just go and fight every swadian unit i see

[@Ivnnih2774]

Classic butterlord

[@TheeHellabored]

Never had this problem but then again I made the butterlord love me and multiple others so I had no problems

[@miguelfonseca2341]

The less pleasant run I ever did playing MB: Warband, I just hate playing with them.

[@MrSasukeSusanoo]

This also happened to me, so I waited to be strong enough then I turned into a Swadian Rebel by pledging myself to Isola and she gave me anything I wanted, so I started with Praven and went slowly from there, cornering Swadia to the center of the map, and they had other wars too so, they were f*cked

[@pricklypear1643]

1.Get every kingdom to attack Swadia. 2.Take over a castle that was weakened by a seige. 3.Continuesly recruit Swadians. 4.Turn every Swadian recruit into a Swadian Knight. 5.Steam role armies of Hundreds with 40 knights. 6.PROFIT!

[@thebosscodergg]

i don't quite get it but ok

[@iinchicken212]

110 for me

[@dustindubbo2892]

The AI doesn’t know how to min/max so Swadian knights while not quite great infantry are more then enough for the tier 2-3 trash in most towns; and in the field rekt everything with nigh impunity.

[@extrage3061]

@@thebosscodergg how can you not get it.. he literally wrote the instructions

[@GuidenYT]

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[@internetuser320]

Infinite​ feast!!!!!!!!!

[@ignaciolens7273]

We do a little siege at praven!!!!!1!!!! -sarranids

[@BronzetheGolden]

The feast has come

[@jarbropro6283]

@@ignaciolens7273 we do a little massacre of the whole swadian army at uxkhal!!!!!!111!!!!! -rhodoks

[@BronzetheGolden]

twas to short my liege but still good

[@derpanzermacher9094]

Faction leader: " Hey thanks for fighting, I'll take that castle now" Me: "No, I don't think you will"

[@MrSasukeSusanoo]

Harlaus did that to me three times.... that's when I became a Swadian Rebel, sweeped his lands and took them for myself, and I begun with Praven

[@sicklypeasant7799]

Watching you play this makes me realize I loved this game more than bannerlord

[@franqueteimporta9802]

I cannot express with words how joyful I am that another amazing editor joins the Warband community. May we see more of your great content within the near future

[@yellafella86]

The amount of effort it took to make this must've been insane. Much appreciated content :D

[@internetuser320]

Swadia:Cav​ domination Me:this​ is​ pretty​ realistic (cuz​ it​ 1400)

[@praneetshakya3813]

Its totally amazing to see this fandom still alive!!!

[@rejvaik00]

"Those were swadian villages it wasn't genocide....it was pesticide!" - Sseth

[@noahjohnston6339]

The king has returned!

[@cruzaider5339]

Boutta come just thinking of butter 😩😩😩

[@hjyjlkpoijnfgtr]

A true butter lord comes butter 😮‍💨😩😮‍💨

[@nimasherafaty8744]

This channle is underrated. You deserve more sub. Good luck and be happy the greatest butter lord

[@pro1oollo151]

Thy video is truly of lordly quality! Have been playing Mount&Blade with my father since I was a kid and this is one of the best pieces I've seen. Montage, memes and commissioned music are all awesome! Love it!

[@Ahrone1586]

Nice man

[@ognjenpavlovski8616]

Just started playing warband again,started as a swadian bc of their good units,i have 3castles,we have almost every single castle except Jelkala,and guess what,every castle has that great Harlaus's flag over it,every day is a feast,being swadian is great😄

[@supermeuhmeuh]

I remember that time where my troop of roughly 80 knights took out the entire combined forces of the Khergits on open field 😂 good fucking times man. That battle lasted like an hour real time, iirc, I was mentally exhausted at the end

[@ghug2864]

calvary in bannerlord : 🤣 calvary in warband:💀

[@sunnysonne2957]

I love the community surrounding this game, we really know how to have fun. I did start with Nords, but my 1st owned lands under my banner WERE originally swadian, needless to say my endgame army is mostly Swadian Knights 😂 (with some other specialized units from each faction)

[@sirzorg5728]

Mount and Blade 3: Butterlord set 20 years after warband, Harlaus has eaten all the butter in calradia, and can't get his fix, as no butter remains. The withdrawal symptoms turn him into a kaiju-like monster burning every village in sight. You, his loyal vassal, must travel away to distant lands in search of the only way to stop his rampage: A new source of butter. You must embrace the legend and become... B U T T E R L O R D

[@werinter]

Once upon a time when I joined to Dustum Khan with my 80 swadian knights to conquer the Khergits and then the whole world... ah good old times. :D

[@chronicthingz]

Cool, the feast gonna start soon

[@lucianlopez6537]

Praise be the Butterlord!

[@CharaISTB]

The edit is so clean. Pretty good job buddy ! Thank you !

[@aradearespati763]

didn't expect to find a cool song in the video. great work man!

[@Tenderisor]

You know you have reached peak butterlord when you can chase down the khergits

[@argonaut741]

The metal cover keeps me giggling likea little girl , good work!!

[@nick0875]

4:53 This is why I supported Lady Isolla.

[@gabrielagustindaniele8900]

After all the feast, sieges everyday and lit defending swadia whith a tiny sword and a funny helmet i will still being a swadian for the rest of my life, long live the butter!

[@memeknightgaming7334]

bro just stopped at 2. you can't give us these absolute BANGERS and leave us cold like that!

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

Ah, Warband. Good ol' days.

[@ollaniuspius1211]

Just like you said in Koifish's video, man. Great work!

[@ArchCone]

This was just pure perfection.

[@OmniPeasant]

Whoa, I only now noticed this great use of my green screens :D Good Job!

[@robfus]

Warband is still hella fun, it have things that bannerlord miss terribily...feast...and ladies court...that was a annoy but realistic grind to make her fall in love with you. Instead now you just win the charisma check and it is done. Oh and tournament keep giving money, you just have to keep change city and after a while the betting start again to be higher and you get a lot of money again. In bannerlord after you win 50 tournament you get 500 gold. Oh and the unique companions like Jeremus are good meme materials. Anyway you guys play the game wrong, if you get 20+ friendship with any king he wont stop giving you castle. Last time I played warband i was Sarranid and with 60 friendship with Hakim he gived me 3 cities 2 castels 4 villages. I literally could stop to play I was hella rich.

[@beermaster3359]

Me,a Rhodok spearman: "mmm knights goes brbbrbr"

[@michaeledmunds7266]

Rhodoks are underrated.

[@secondaccount3866]

@@michaeledmunds7266 The only Good rhodok unit Is Crossbow man And they are only good in sieges

[@bozokreso5555]

​@@secondaccount3866damn clearly you dont know

[@angryhoide]

I smell butter, thought my mom was cooking something.

[@trentonvaught2530]

Conquered the whole map only using knights. Maybe owned 15 crossbow men. And I only had them because I selected the wrong upgrade..

[@AuraxianNightSpectre]

As a warmonger cavalry spammer, Swadian is the way to go for me I just love dominating armies.of 300+ with my party of 80 constantly

[@Kyle-ql9km]

I'm hype now. When the vaegir guide dropping?

[@wapankiller1219]

What about, ,"how to play Butterlord" ?

[@susqxs4]

For butter for swadia This is work of art 👌

[@asmodeus9789]

6 minutes of pure bliss.

[@ihcms7176]

nice tutorial (even with the memes but cool) and vidio i like it keep it up my guy

[@matandv6634]

As always, Amazing.

[@hallopez6627]

Awesome videos people, please keep up the awesome work people, you're welcome people!

[@alyasuramza]

Hey now, Lady Enricata ain't a freak, she's certified thicc

[@Aerophina]

This video is gold through and through.

[@warbandplaysAU9178]

Butterlords unite for the realm.

[@Archon3960]

Ending tip: as soon as you find Lady Isolla, get her on the throne. B)

[@johnvatik1654]

THIS SHIT what we looking for every day!!! Were are you been, WERE ARA YOU BEENEEERBNNNRE

[@stupidmonkey8057]

The grip the dancing animations have on the meme community's is wild.

[@infomatec]

Best Experience Ever!

[@Yourmomma568]

Ima gonna need that song on spotify.

[@shiinaanon8008]

Old but gold this Game ♥️

[@---ii8hl]

Sir, its an older meme, but it checks out.

[@TheEnd-jj5zh]

I just finished my first campaign. I started a civil war against stadia and conquered all of Calradia as my empire called the Demonian Empire. Then retired after giving all my companions cities. Living on 600000 dinars and married with land in every major city

[@timh.7169]

hahahahaha even the doc is in there. I love it so much

[@johnconnor6884]

Marvellous 👌

[@spoof6023]

God this game really brings back memories.

[@flaviusstilicho1239]

SWADIAN KNIGHTS GET READY TO CHARGE 🗣🎶🔥

[@iansuarezb.7043]

Freaking diabolical mate... NICE

[@masonhales]

That song was pretty ebin not gonna lie

[@priximus2254]

Harlaus simply realized that a lord who defects can take the castle with him, but never a village

[@brandonprendergast8342]

For some reason every game I play Swadia gets rekt by the Kergs/Rodocks/Vagiers and the Desert people get Uxkhal/Suno

[@sean9373]

need more knights

[@dupdk]

quality contenti

[@Ray-yv7kn]

Just found out Kerry Gold is a butter brand... Edit: Anyone have a link to the Swadian Knight song?

[@moritztabor1678]

Epic bro

[@mundotop1531]

Good video bro i love it

[@Kitiguya]

people might insult Harlaus all the time, but believe it or not, on xbox one i managed to attain a 1000+ day war against all factions vs swadia, and king harlaus actually managed to bitch clap his way through all the other factions ass cheeks for once in his lazy life. sadly it didnt last long though, cause as we were about to destroy the nords, vaegirs, and kergs... harlaus of course ordered everyone back for a feast. which led to the imminent rebalancing of the territory distribution, by the other factions re-clapping their way through our conquered land. the swadians still hold strong though, with all of their main capital cities. although i found a funny occurrence where if the nords take over praven and suno, and the swadians already have conquered other capital cities, and if you take both of harlaus' cities back, and ask harlaus for them, he has a high chance of giving them to you, giving you most of swadias trade, and some of the better places for opening businesses.

[@jimmalone4309]

Lovin' the Kerry Gold shout out lol

[@giansviktor9764]

What is the epic track for the Feast Party scene? I wanna vibe to it as I eat butter.

[@ufem2159]

Excellent Video!

[@shinkoyou]

Yo the horse with 17 kills kinda spooky man

[@BARONWODENRIC]

Did you just insult Rochabarth and then take his banner? Absolute sigma move.

[@tf2g44]

nice

[@cobraclutch9686]

dope song

[@kingsuksasmal860]

Well literally nothing can stop an army of swadian knights on the plane of calradia.

[@AFT_05G]

Some say Sarranid Mamlukes are better,i call this bullshit lol Swadian Knight is obviously the better unit if you don’t care much about riding skill and taking slaves.

[@Jonathan-ue1it]

@@AFT_05G no

[@Zatarra69]

bro that was amazing

[@KristofKarwinskithegreat-se5pu]

I was an vassel for king Ulric from Sarleon and successfuly betrayed him too and cuz he fought on many fronts he let me have independence

[@MadManiac36]

Did he just... Rub butter on himself at the end? What?

[@joaopedross1405]

How 2 Swadia? 1 - Train Cavalary 2 - F1 F3

[@jarbropro6283]

RHODOKS ARE BETTER BRO i would rather a sigma male gigachad rhodok seargant carrying heaviest equipment in calradia himself than a beta male knight carried by horse and who simps for butterlord harlaus

[@chronicthingz]

Butter lords are Superior to stinky mountain bandits

[@jarbropro6283]

@@chronicthingz gigachads with super heavy equipment are far better than stinky cavalry guys or forest bandits

[@imperatorrexjojonas4379]

@@jarbropro6283 haha swadian knights go f1 f3

[@pp-wo1sd]

>Wears heaviest equipment in calradia >Camps on a hill Still loses to f1+f3 of a couple butterlords

[@jarbropro6283]

Well in my campaign i didnt have alot of sergeants but still rekt swadian knights so stfu

[@roundduck7005]

Very nice edit dude. Subbing for the HQ content ::)

[@eoinh8425]

goddamn what a throwback...

[@taavidude]

How to Swadia: Get a lot of Swadian Knights, F1 and F3 and watch the enemy die.

[@onetwothreefourfive12345]

this vid is incredible ty :))

[@sweetea6550]

1:21 i laughed so hard from that sound

[@goatsmashgames8192]

FOR SWADIA!~ FOR THE BUTTER LORD!!!!~

[@miznich69]

Subscribed!

[@santiagobarreto9357]

Yo wtf that song was fire lmaoooo