How to Stop Telemarketers From Calling! | Jack Vale

[@mrawm]

He honestly loves what he does. In these challenging times, keep goin' Jack!

[@jackvale]

Thank you Matthew!

[@teshomevaughn4162]

Lol i always welcome thanks for calling real street tacos i speak Spanish so they hang up

[@teekotrain6845]

"You might wanna get yourself a pencil here" lol those little touches!!! Legit old person. Ur funny.

[@GrowingDownUnder]

yes but never drive and use the phone at the same time

@@jackvale bro, we missed u

[@cathlinejohnson1856]

Omggggggawdddd the talking over her was PERFECTION! 🤌🏻💋

[@JohnAllsopp-jk2mn]

Good Jimmy Stewart impression. Lol!

[@johhnn143]

Damn his timing is perfect when he's talking over her she couldn't get a word in😂😂😂

[@AnitaHanjaaab]

😂😂😂😂

[@brandonsly2142]

Right..... She probably wanted to hang her self haha

[@ZeranZeran]

Anyway you go on ahead now so as I was saying, you go on ahead you bet yeah. Lmao

[@nikesbeast]

He plays the old man voice really good

[@RandyGrace]

Pretty sure that's his Jimmy Stewart impression.

[@pinkfreud62]

Old Man Harry! Love those videos.

[@davidtaveras31]

Um he IS an old man

[@RandyGrace]

@@davidtaveras31 40s, but he's impersonating 80s.

[@davidtaveras31]

@@RandyGrace ouch didn't realize he was just in his 40's. Man's got more wrinkles than my 90 year old grandmother

[@Glen.Danielsen]

And Jack did _without_ being rude or impatient! That’s a Vale hallmark. 💛😎

[@LOL_MANN]

First in 2 years

[@RandyGrace]

Anything that frustrates and wastes the time of telemarketers is good for me.

[@lisadykes4633]

Me too

[@anyasilka2325]

ALWAYS!!! He does it so well!! Love that old voice and confusion...

[@lisadykes4633]

I wish he would talk to the telemarketers that call me

[@rdeez5974]

Why? They’re just trying to do their job. If you’re not interested then just hang up. They have numbers they have to meet and there are actually people the are interested in what they’re offering, that’s why they exist.

[@Zatras666]

You can just say no to them. Never tried that?

[@FusionKush]

That lady was pissed 😂😂😂

[@Mr_LMT_93]

The girl in the back peed?

[@Watchlady196]

That literally was the funniest thing I ever heard!! Jack totally owned that conversation!!!! Hilarious!!!!!❤❤❤❤😂😂😅

[@puppetmaster8529]

This guy is GOLD 😁 "Anything I can do to speed up the call?"😂 "Um, like, could you be quiet," she wants to say, but does not.

[@onieward]

"get a pencil" such an old man thing to say! 😂😂😂

[@veronicacanfield5070]

Overtalkative, polite Jimmy Stuart. I'm dying here!!! Perfect!

[@steverogers2603]

Had the same thought. Stewart.

[@BallisticaMetal]

"I'm 82 years old, can you believe that? Jack Veil SENIOR " I died here

[@Iamabarabbas]

Old man voice? Did anyone else hear Jimmy Stewart? That was awesome. He said here just like him. Loved it brother. 😂🤣

[@gbag37]

His old man voice definitely channels Jimmy Stewart

[@GaudeteinDomino]

Sounded a little Jack Nicholson to me!

[@Razear]

Lmao, Jack just drones on and on endlessly without skipping a beat. The lady must be screaming internally not being able to get a word in edgewise, hahahaha.

[@Mr_LMT_93]

And at one point she quickly said what she intended to say because she was frustrated XD

[@jasminepina9058]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jentill1034]

Hahahahaha! Best one yet!!!!!! You are killing this scammer and I’m busting a gut!!!!! This is my tactic next time!!!! All the interruptions have me in tears!!!!!

[@jaybee6318]

That made my skin crawl. How she held on that long is impressive.

[@RefinerSimilitude]

She seemed so pleasant and appreciative of how kind you were, but then I had to remind myself that she was clearly more than ready to rob you blind.

[@scotts3039]

You played that so well Jack! I can hear the frustration in her voice! Fantastic!

[@thomasa7175]

Henry Fonda and Jimmy Stewart rolled into One. Great Job , Jack !!!!

[@mikejordan9754]

You could put Jack in solitary confinement for decades and he'll keep himself entertained the whole time. 😂

[@steverogers2603]

I think Jack is a people person. Solitary confinement would drive him mad.

[@loudevone81]

I had a telemarketer call me once. He asked me what career I had in mind. I told him I'm 58 years old which I really am. And I wanted to go to a gigolo class so I can learn how to be a gigolo! He hung up immediately.

[@killmonger8769]

And why wouldn’t he

[@Bumpa1962]

Huh?

[@Driven2Beers]

Lemme guess... now you're a gigolo instructor/guru? 🤔

[@MichielDeSnuyter]

Now that's just labor market discrimination. You could sue for damages and have them pay for your gigolo class anyway. Also send the telemarketer a recorded casting video for your interviews and ask for his opinion ;) PS I hear the Chippendales still have a senior group.

[@AngelRivera-bs7uf]

Jack , your interruption timing is perfect !!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@randalljames3080]

Lol...first time in my life i have ever felt sorry for a telemarketer

[@bkohler89]

I dont lmfao those fuckers need to get a real job

[@ajgarcia9879]

@@bkohler89 well if they make money then it’s a real job

[@Juju-l3o]

She sounded new at her job, pro telemarketers would not let their victims talk over them lol.

[@FruityHachi]

why?

[@Rose88116]

I love it! I do the same thing!!! I’ve told them I’m so happy they called me as I have no one to tell my problems to them go into all of my “problems”, cheating husband, money woes, etc…it’s so much fun!! If we all did that they’d get sick of all of us

[@lambo2655]

Survey calls are becoming the telemarketing annoyances in 2024. 😂😅😊

[@sandradavis4551]

He sounds like Jimmy Stewart. LOL!

[@NikoJT]

The 31 dislikes are telemarketers ..

[@tinaglth2632]

😂😂😂

[@enough1754]

Kkkkkkkk you are smart

[@johngonzalez4298]

114

[@fatherlandchild2780]

Family and friends of those killed by drivers using phones.

[@kylej1471]

Or people who are against distracted driving.

[@TravisW-o9q]

May God continue to bless you and your family Jack!

[@majormarketing6552]

This is called Social Distancing. Can’t let them speak lol

[@freakyears956]

Did put a mask over the phone!

[@Ajfjdk]

Major Marketing hahaha

[@Ajfjdk]

Major Marketing Love these telemarketer pranks! Jack plays this off very well 😂 Never gets old, “like this video.. post right... hheeearre..”

[@beaglemit]

Good stuff!, Taking notes 😂 just started this also. Especially the ones you respectfully decline their offer but they keep calling you. So it’s time for Jack Vale to appear to repay their lovely calls.

[@stevenvanstadenvanstaden4317]

I found this eye-wateringly funny, the funniest thing I've watched in a year. I was laughing so much I began to wonder if I wasn't suffering some kind of lockdown hysteria. Even his opening 'hello' alone is brilliant. A second and third viewing is just as hilarious. It's a classic I will treasure.

[@carlosgoriscabrejos3441]

It’s really not that funny

[@bryan2408]

He talks exactly like a old man.😂😂

[@sandradavis4551]

Yes. Like Jimmy Stewart. LOL!

[@bryan2408]

@@sandradavis4551 I don’t know who that is lol.

[@JohnDavis-yz9nq]

His voice brings back old man Harry. I go back often and watch the old man videos when I need a good laugh. They were absolutely the best videos on KZbin.

[@mamasizzle8395]

I start crying every time a telemarketer calls.... louder and louder

[@Chief_5]

😆😆😆

[@sexywater1064]

More please that old man voice is perfect

[@chrisemsley7840]

I'm amazed at how professional the telemarketer is!!

[@MrYehaha]

I was frustrated for her lmao this was hard to listen to

[@KLolleySmith]

I can't believe she stayed on the phone 😂😂😂😂

[@owencampbell7956]

Kim Lolley Smith she didn’t

[@goldentwister888]

Don’t be. She’s a telemarketer

[@christianestrada1671]

I got a damn headache watching this 😂

[@deeaniel5329]

Yeah in a good way

[@trafyknits9222]

I tell telemarketers that the person they're calling for (me) has died recently. Then, I even pretend to cry a bit. It's fun.

[@kimlique8512]

I could never do that without laughing 😂

[@AkronKid330]

I need to practice this 😂

[@_Bandido1911]

Your beautiful 😍

[@KLolleySmith]

😂😂😂😂This is hilarious! He WON'T let her talk😆

[@kimlique8512]

Tachanka The Communist I would rather be ugly then a communist

[@markhill4366]

True same here

[@diane8215]

You sound like Jimmy Stewart impersonating Jimmy Stewart.

[@ontologicallysteve7765]

Jimmy Stewart did an okay Jimmy Stewart impression, but Jack does it better.

[@rss7329]

Lmaooo!!!!😂💀JerrysueB

[@briansotosf85]

"Just let her speak!" It wouldn't be a prank if he let her speak lol

[@Mr_LMT_93]

I know right! I thought that too

[@nicholasfisher2729]

That's what I do. I love messing with them. I'm a truck driver. I will talk to them for an hour about nonsense. I love it! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrSpecter-007]

This man is gold.

[@tsquared4831]

What a performance. He deserves an emmy

[@l.rodriguez417]

Thank you Jack!!!! What a wonderful solution to annoying calls. You inspire us.

[@TR-vr5pz]

Love this Jack - just subscribed. Reminded me of a Kevin Nealon prank call when he wants to join a fitness center and he keeps talking over a woman. I love tormenting these callers--usually computer errors, credit card reduced interest car warranty and the dreaded "someone ordered using your Amazon account". Keep up the good work!

[@pamela787]

😆😂 that's so funny!! He kept talking over her!!🤣

[@agentz5199]

She probably the most annoyed then she's ever been in her life

[@JWoodcock]

That is hands down the best mimicked old man voice I've heard, totally natural. How long did you skip drinking water for the extra crackly effect haha.

[@slackhackman9115]

This was absolutely precious.

[@ToddJumper]

Love bingewatching your old stuff while in quarantine. Keep up the content. Be nice when you can get back out on the streets and do more.

[@swaxTV]

Jack promised to prank call me if I bought a pooter. I'm still waiting for a prank call...

[@AIversonI]

maybe the prank is that he doesn't call you.... have you ever thought of that!? :)

He lost your number what is it

[@inhawaii4941]

The prank is he doesn't call

[@miguelperea5378]

In Hawaii hahahhaa

[@Mr_LMT_93]

@@AIversonI 😂

[@sharcerv74]

The way I laughed so hard when he said that she may have wanted to speak to his son, and then he proceeded to give the phone number. 😂😂😂

[@clayformations1638]

Best Jimmy Stewart imitation I've heard !

[@barbaracollins385]

That was awesome! My brother used to do the same with telemarketer, while we all sat around trying to contain our giggles.

[@250sabre]

Jimmy Stewart !! 👍👍👍😂😂😂

[@dwaynebutzen5697]

Thank you that made my day

[@adamreynolds6669]

This was masterfully played!!! Brilliant Jack!

[@BadmashKing8]

Lmao I’ve talked to older people who talk like that. It’s annoying but I always stay respectful.

[@AggiePhil]

This is absolute gold.

[@starrystarrynight9822]

I just want to THANK the telemarketer who called just as I was slipping off to a nice peaceful sleep after an intense cry session over my husband passing away.

[@NEno1fan1]

That’s hilarious. I’m surprised she stayed on that long. My wife and I watched and she said I would’ve hung up already. It was only like three mins into it. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@southernsass2937]

I have tears running down my legs🤣🤣🤣😭

[@jordanaloken2466]

*Here we go round the mulberry bush.... XD*

[@MagsMusicfan9]

I absolutely love this! I dont think Id be able to do it without laughing or having one of them swearing on me! You ROCK! 😂

[@ilikefire0]

I closed my eyes and kept seeing a old version of Hank Hill

[@carlwinters8632]

Tom Anderson from Beavis and Butthead?

[@teslacybertruck750]

I love the smirk in Jack's face as the telemarketer is speaking swallowing all the BS 😂😂

[@AdevăruriIstoriceAscunse]

Jack! 💗 I received hundreds of calls like that over the last years! Never ever had that idea! 👍 You are a genius! 👍 Greetings from London, UK! 💗

[@beckysartor]

Oh, that was great!! I needed a good laugh and you provided it!!

[@Burnt_Gerbil]

Jeez man. Let the girl speak would ya?! That was awesome. 😆

[@je9833]

Thank you for that Mr. Vale 😂😂😂😂😂

[@iliabashel]

how to stop scammers* from calling

[@SharonBenson2674]

iliabashel sorry I don’t get it.

[@DavidWonn]

Exactly. I make no distinction between the two anymore, as the daily scammers have made everyone not trust their own phones, effectively killing the telemarketing industry in the process.

[@Mr_LMT_93]

@@SharonBenson2674 They put a star (*) after the word scammers to replace the word telemarketers instead, in the title

[@Mr_LMT_93]

@@DavidWonn Because telemarketer sounds safe, although it is potential fraud

[@cybr224]

Lmao they blocked my number bc I kept trolling them

[@markbryant8048]

I like to think this guy and I are kindred spirits 😂😂😂

[@roberteilek7435]

Jack Vale: You are a real nut (in a good way)! Your farting videos and this response to telemarketers are so hilarious that I cannot stop laughing. When I need to be uplifted, I always return to your videos for that lift in spirit. Thank you for making my day Jack!!!

[@ritagamez3732]

I can’t see through my tears. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DavidEdwardsMusic]

Great video Jack! Thanks for the laugh after a hard day at work

[@jackvale]

Thanks David, I appreciate it!

[@ChristopherSeaDawg]

I’ve done the same thing in the past & act like there calling a Chinese restaurant. Start talking over them, telling them about today’s specials and other special dishes and discounts. They hang up and never call back! 🤣

[@welcomealways4190]

It made me smile.good. Do more stuff. We need your humor.

[@Mr_LMT_93]

Would you like it still if some other KZbinr does the prank call or does it have to be Jack?

[@leedave1346]

Here Here.👍

[@shawnmccammon]

😂😂 Beautifully done.

[@ricklopez4196]

Omg I couldn't stop laughing!!! I even woke up my baby from laughing so hard!!!!😂😂😂

[@mikelaursen4160]

Man jack that's exactly what I needed today, Your the best and boy oh boy you had me convinced 😅

[@charliedallachie3539]

I’d rather be unemployed than ever take a job in telemarketing or sales. Sounds miserable. McDonald’s would be better

[@MephProduction]

nah, why should other people have to work so you don't have to? lazy git

[@florencetatro7922]

Charlie Dallachie not when you can make good commission/money brother. it all depends on the job you take,don't just grab any job that hires you, do your research . like. .hourly plus commission in lawn care for example , is a great job every job can be frustrating but...also can be fun.people are crazy about their lawns freaking nuts it's comical at times. peace be with you God bless you and your family Charlie. :)

[@ekop1778]

IVE GOTTEN 5 CALLS SINCE YESTERDAY VETS SCAM CALLS

[@florencetatro7922]

E Kop lol hilarious

[@Juju-l3o]

@@ekop1778 Lol same even on the weekends 8 o'clock right on the dot ofcourse😂 and when I call back it's goes straight to voicemail like do these people want my business or what? LOL

[@DW702-jw]

Oh man I was dying 😂😂😂 👏👏👏

[@lluminati1862]

PLOT TWIST⛔️ This is Jack Vale’s Real Voice 😂

[@marieh7861]

Dang I thought my eyelash was on my phone screen!! It ended being your profile picture!! Bwaahaahaa!!

[@heidia6270]

That was soooo great!! 😂😂😂

[@vincedesborough6595]

Jimmy Stewart would be damn proud, I tell ya!

[@skullfracture2]

Just keeps ramblin!😁

[@DawidNaudeIrishSettler]

I would have love to hear what the Telemarketing Lady told her colleagues after the call. Jack this is probably one of your best videos... 🤠

[@normanmoore8670]

Outstanding! ! ! 😂👍👍

[@lotharofthehillpeople4381]

It's good that you love what you do, because it's hilarious to me!

[@prissilou]

This guy stayed on script so well he had me choking on my wine! I pity the poor telemarketer that winds up with him! 😂

[@mahalinhin]

Great idea! Imma try that next time those annoying telemarketers call! Thank you plenty for the belly laugh! Take care Jack!

[@kristinen9854]

You sound EXACTY like my father who is , get this , 82 ! Keep the comedy comin Vale. 😄

[@FinkPloyd504]

We need a jack vale/tom mabe collab!

[@jackvale]

I agree! And we are planning on it as soon as things calm down!

[@jakobnewman8242]

Hey Jack, i love your vids man. I even have the first edition of the "Pooter", thanks for positive/good clean humor. Much love man, and God Bless! Stay safe and healthy.

[@nathanvanderpool1175]

Mabe?

[@FinkPloyd504]

@@nathanvanderpool1175 yes,thanks for pointing that out

[@MiGrader]

I love the old man voice, sounds like Jimmy Stewart! I am going to do this the next time I get a call like that! I will do an old lady voice! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@GooseBJJ]

As a customer service agent this is the worse type customer. If you're in telemarketing you can possibly still drop the call (not sure) but in customer service your stuck and bound to loose most of your brain cells...

[@DarkestDesires93]

3:17 "I'm probably talking over your ear I'm sorry" continues to talk over her 😆😆😆

[@805coastlifeadventures]

That woman in the back is gorgeous 😍

[@1724nine]

Jack can you do another one of these videos and incorporate hints of the pooter effect in the background everytime they start to try and say something?!!😂😂 😂