CALLING IN "SICK" TO PLACES YOU DON'T WORK!

[@Williamtipq]

He does the perfect incompetent employee voice.

[@erik-sr9bj]

Facts

[@JonathanGrahamVideo]

So a Californian voice? 😂

[@yarddawg6151]

Dead on!🤣🤣

[@warpath6666]

@@JonathanGrahamVideo "Yeah, hey like this is Jordan and ... well, a couple of us took some acid and shit and I'm trippin' my fucking balls off right now so I can't make it in today, alright?" 😄🤣😝🤪

[@jeancarlodelaluz6415]

Yet those guys get paid above 25 bucks 😓😪

[@sammydelorenzi]

I swear every single manager has that same voice and personality

[@cade.s]

It’s called responsibility

[@helloworld6669]

Mine is the opposite luckily

[@luked.4131]

Its the forced controlled rage yet hating being in charge of people yet needing to because you tryna get that money and level up

[@suna9555]

That’s probably how they got the position in the first place

[@antarlinamukherjee4180]

In their hearts- yes. Thats what capitalism sounds like 😂😂😂

[@ufcBamafan]

100% she was asking everyone that day “ have you seen Jordan” lol too funny

[@Kinobambino]

Man I wish I could've witnessed it 🤣

[@JGRIMES]

*random obligatory comment for exposure hi everyone*

[@protruth1]

ya and like jordan who?

[@sharkdeepwater8]

I would have asked for the time I was supposed to be in.

[@sokantnevesti603]

Jordan from electronics had a bad day at work that day.

[@lessthanthreemetal]

This is my favorite prank call of all time. Perfectly executed, entirely harmless, endlessly quotable. A masterpiece

[@GSPRKY]

My favorite prank call is this one & Jack Vale’s craigslist lawnmower prank.

[@thain3016]

How can you guys forget about the weeeed man? Or butt plugs??

[@Psychiatricnerd]

Love when the algorithm shows me this video. 😂 truly the best.

[@Benny-zo3qh]

Indeed. Phenomenal job

[@kawhi-theking_of_the_north3536]

Nothing beats 'Do not redeem!!'

[@JordanBMR]

My manager was so mad at me that day

[@danmorgan9256]

Jordan Hahaha

[@awesomebiscuits7021]

That had to suck Jordan from Electronics.XD

[@astropheluwu]

Jordan wait really?!

[@JordanBMR]

Shadow Slayer yes it was insane!

[@astropheluwu]

Jordan but how do I know you're not lying?

[@sonicxhunters8344]

He should’ve finished with “What do I tell the boys?"

[@laurenadkins7207]

Lmfaooooo 😂😂😂

[@Brianna577]

Yes 🤣🤣🤣 that would be hilarious

[@WM-mu8ep]

This was hilarious. I wish someone would do this to target.

[@Rob.C95]

Fr tho 😂

[@farazriyaz9078]

More like "What do I tell my girls?"

[@SteelerGang98]

Plot twist: that woman was pretending to be a manager that day.

[@Feede88]

Dylan Gasser HAHA!

[@stevec7770]

Lmao

[@themarinect]

Lol probably.

[@jtapisue9489]

Omg hahahah

[@archologyzero]

Hahahaha perfect

[@ReneeFitch]

It’s 2024, this video is 8.5 years old, and YT recommended it. 🤷🏻‍♀️ And now, after watching it, I only wish that this guy had more videos cuz that was freaking hilarious. Dude didn’t break character or skip a beat for one second.😂

[@PorterProdzzz]

Real

[@woodkey1]

Me too. And as a manager myself i can confirm that jordan pushed all the buttons that he shouldn't be touching. And i agree it's not a good look on "jordan". RIP to the real jordan if he existed. He gonna get so much flak. This prank call is too good. Flawless

[@KiKi-tf8rv]

This just showed up in my recommends and I can’t stop laughing!😂

[@woodkey1]

And that last part where he sighed.. that's like "jordan" whoever he is 😂

[@wanda01141]

Right I just got recommended. This funny as hell 🤣 Im glad I watched it

[@ROTR6348]

"First level disciplinary" "How many of those do i get" These responses were awesome

[@azuaraikrezeul1677]

Usually 3 or 5.

[@JeremiahFernandez]

@@azuaraikrezeul1677 nice i have atleast 2 more

[@mrb2643]

Verbal warning Written warning Final warning Then cheers

[@user-qu6ij5sl1v]

I KNEW she wasn't gonna be able to answer that lolol she's just pissed that this guy's never gonna get fired and will be all her responsibility

[@easemailboxes]

So, i wonder if he keeps phoning and she eventually sacks him.... could he sue for unfair dismissal.... or be entitled to a pay out.

[@jimbo111589]

Some poor dude named Jordan is gonna catch so much shit.

[@insevanhouts]

1.2k likes and no comments...

[@FameEverlasting]

I know, right? Then suddenly 2 years later this is happening! :)

[@samuraimedi4061]

Here we go ya'll

[@aircam]

Woot woot

[@kurtcobain3426]

Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you

[@VideoBaseie]

Manager: Did Jordan show up today? Electrical dept: Who? Manager: That little shit!

[@nal870]

Lol. Underrated comment man!

[@Blue0000FF]

Hahaha!

[@BAMSE64]

😂😂 even more pissed off walking away

[@clairebearie87]

The real Jordan employee turns up and gets roasted

[@lancebrooks5574]

@@nal870 Would be funnier if he didn’t call the electronics department electrical….

[@RobTheeChosen1]

Him: "so I can't go fishing" Her: "No you can't go fishing" 😂😂😂

[@tammy1190]

😂😂😂😂😂 I know how about it, too funny!!!?

[@zaccrowe4317]

I feel bad for the Jordan who actually started last week

[@LordSaucyPickles]

Same here 😂😂

[@itsali64xx16]

@hatter00 he's joking lol

[@TheShadowfan9000]

Plot twist, Jordan "WHO TOLD THEM I WAS GOING FISHING THO?"

[@mizii2659]

@hatter00 ikr

[@JacobHayden911]

There obviously is one. Dude that's a dick move. As soon as she saw my name and I didn't work in that department, I would have hung up. You're putting someone job reputation at risk for a prank call LUL

[@mchatin696]

“Uhhh electronics” “Oh so you’re MY associate at that” He doesnt even work there and i felt that

[@haydenhamilton4788]

Like nails on a chalkboard.

[@TheDailyEgg]

I hate her voice

[@KikaKunt]

Right. She automatically switched to a different tone when she heard that. Like "Ohhh, you're one of MY peasants?!?"

[@meredithgrubb7031]

@@KikaKunt i just choked on my own spit when i got to peasants lol i could hear u saying it in my head. Extremely accurate translation btw.

[@FireStorm81318]

@@KikaKunt To top it off, she turned to scaring tactics. She deserved that prank call.

[@beans7067]

'Too new for a sick day' as if humans can choose when to be sick.

[@voltag3man]

Yeah thats the love of this fucked up society

[@davesmith3075]

Leezo Drummondo Same old corporate bullshit

[@superharryboy]

She may have meant a free day, not that he was actually sick. It is commonly used to ask for a sick day when you want a free day. They're the same as long as you're not actually sick

[@aaronwrecks3324]

Kind of what I'm thinking

[@justinmorales1511]

@traceurs619 why do you take things as seriously as you do?

[@zentzu4003]

she’s such a good manager that she doesn’t even know Jordan is one of the people she is in charge of 😂😂😂

[@ahhwe-any7434]

He should've been like oh sorry. I'm horrible with names. Especially being new. But it's not just that, I thought my mgr was someone else. I mean, I'm pretty sure I've heard of ur name I just don't think I've seen u around? & I know I've seen this already. But I can't be the only person who low key avoids everyone? Sorry world I'm just way to introverted for anything & I don't really want to add any more unnecessary vibes to my already crazy life. Just know I mean well, & that's all that should count. Also also that I'm just a human. Not a robot!

[@_JoeVer]

​@@ahhwe-any7434 u good bro?

[@kolasom]

I was sometimes in charge of 200 people in the Air Force. I certainly didn't learn all their names in a week. That would take 9 or 10 days.

[@danijelkotur1720]

​@@kolasomhow do u even get to that lvl of position im almost 36 with dead end job im bored to death

[@Aiden-j5q]

@@ahhwe-any7434bro what

[@volerasphere]

He has the perfect voice to pull off a prank like this.

[@twaynewade2544]

For real. He has just the right amount of sounding baked and sounding whiny.

[@doubler713]

Yes that annoying ass valley voice lol. Whoever made up that accent should eat boiling hot soup immediately off the stove.. smh.

[@ricchiemac3829]

@@doubler713 who am I to judge u? But it seems u have a bit of jealousy in your heart there.. Try putting a little positivity out there instead my g

[@doubler713]

@@ricchiemac3829 who are YOU to judge ME??.... who TF are you!!! man stfub i can reply with whatever i want, like now. Jealousy? Man direct your bs comments to someone else trying to preach about fb comments. Gtfoh with that, i detect bordem Ricchie. Lol smh. Go assume elsewhere ....

[@doubler713]

@@ricchiemac3829 nigga please.... gtfoh

[@mclovin5976]

His "whiny useless employee voice" is spot on

[@amoryblaine3292]

He sounds completely normal

[@Purble]

@@amoryblaine3292 I’ve got bad news for you buddy 😢

[@PinkManGuy]

@@amoryblaine3292 To be fair if you live in a place like LA or Seattle where all you hear is "Do you have sthoy milk?" all day, this would sound pretty normal to you.

[@SonnyGTA]

@@amoryblaine3292 whaaaa???

[@amoryblaine3292]

@@PinkManGuy You think this is an American west coast accent? What are you, stupid?

[@Markycarandbikestuff]

Four years later she's still looking for Jordan in Electronics.

[@rebeccamontoya7702]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@geometricart7851]

she totally had a mom voice.

[@henrythompson5224]

I wonder if Jordan caught any fish🎣

[@deanmiles9473]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@reckz420]

@@geometricart7851 Dude LOL WTF is mom voice.

[@OnSludge]

It's tradition to come back to this classic every now and then

[@drones7838]

Yep 😂

[@williamfinamore4623]

First time an employee actually got fired that wasn't even hired yet.

[@estupedude21]

First time ever an employee is unemployed without even being employed lol

[@dirty_dale3268]

He definitely was expected to make his shift. Sounds employed to me

[@madhash83]

He should have showed up, she probably would have put him to work then automatically had to pay him for what he worked, whether he was employed or not

[@anthony1289]

Like that Seinfeld episode where Kramer gets fired even tho he wasn't employed there lol

[@WM-mu8ep]

@@madhash83 oh so your my associate. I'm the manager in charge of you. I knew that but didnt know that.

[@plutoreturns9630]

"Jordan. You're not looking very good to me right now." "Well I look good, I just don't sound good." 😂😂

[@Brooklynborn74]

That was awesome!! Lol

[@Adam-vs2in]

You know she got off the phone and went and told everyone she knew about the call she just had. Imagine how dumb she felt when she went to find out If Jordan showed up for work o my to find out there is no Jordan. 🤣

[@ashleystovalldaman]

Hahahaha well played

[@regortex3364]

“Well I look good”, that was the highlight, hilarious.

[@pennsylvaniapatriot22]

Lmaooo! Funniest line from this video.

[@jacobjude6319]

She gonna be like, “has Jordan shown up yet” to her associates and they all gonna be, “who’s Jordan?”

[@IrtiqaAhmad]

What if there's a Jordan who has no idea his manager is pissed off at him

[@jacobjude6319]

@@IrtiqaAhmad can I get an “F” for Jordan who is gonna get nagged on by his coach from Electronics?

[@yoshiSBX]

cue X Files theme song...

[@IrtiqaAhmad]

@@jacobjude6319 F*** Jordan

[@counterleo]

I would have used a Deez-Nuts'able fake name for an absolute combo

[@mouserat374]

bro she is POWERTRIPPIN with that whole part about being in charge of him 😂

[@grammapolice]

Yeah she sort of reveals that there’s no tangible consequence for missing the shift except that it won’t look good. If this were a real job, she would need the employee much more than he needs to enjoy fishing

[@camthomas8505]

@@grammapoliceevery job is a real job tho…

[@grammapolice]

@@camthomas8505 yes of course, on principle, but the premise of this is that he does not have a real job at this store.

[@AI_MEME_CORP]

She just flashes back at the firestorm she walked in to the one day she missed her shift 10 years ago.

[@ltahoe9257]

Not really, remember this is a prank. Any manager who would get this call would be left in a bit of shock to believe someone has this level of audacity

[@jalend3609]

“So I can’t go fishing.”

[@GH05TM0V3R]

No. You need to come in for your shift

[@amandastypul4399]

He sounded so disappointed.

[@TBAYKILLER]

Ya man

[@dbo1985]

Made me lool

[@natesamuelson1841]

The fucking perfect inflection in his voice 😂😂😂 it’s like a little kid. “So I can’t get the playstation...?”

[@lukenofluke9687]

Jordan followed his dreams and went fishing. He got a job on deadliest catch, And operates his own fishing boat. Became a multi millionaire.

[@CanadianChestHair]

Luke NoFluke 😂

[@donniethornberry7325]

@@JukinGamingClan oh fuck this took a turn

[@gunsfun6188]

And took the day off to go to the electronics store

[@jeremyangel7562]

You win the internet sir!

[@SBB1337x]

what is this ?? forrest gump movie :D ??

[@SamTheSubSaharan]

Actual employee named Jordan walks in tomorrow: Manager: "Could you step into my office real quick"

[@marcostorres2329]

Lol, he gets fired and as he leaves the building he screams towards the sky "This other Jordan guy keeps ruining my life!!!"

[@the2step]

Imagine how freaking confused you would be

[@Kehwanna]

"And stop pretending to have an accent and deeper voice! You were very much American when I talked to you on the phone yesterday!"

[@missjordycakes]

When your name is actually Jordan

[@PieroMinayaRojas]

*pornhub theme plays*

[@donedrone49]

"you're too new to have a sick day" as if your health takes that into consideration. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@damnitstroubleman]

His voice just made it all the better. That's a voice easy to get angry at.

[@danielkennedy3470]

It's the Canadian accent

[@damnitstroubleman]

No it's not.

[@TheJustinluther]

+Matt S. yes that's definitely a Canadian accent lmao. do you even Canada bro?

[@damnitstroubleman]

I'm Canadian. ''Bro.''

[@TheJustinluther]

+Matt S. well how can you not notice that it's a Canadian accent?

[@467076]

"I don't want to give up the job because its good bread for me" lmao

[@James-jv4ue]

weird.. i dont remember posting this

[@Sasha-db5gb]

Lol!

[@cremtor5640]

Jimbo LMAO

[@user-wf8oj5cq6z]

@@James-jv4ue hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@angelserrano9049]

@@cremtor5640 which Jimbo are you laughing your ass off at? I'm confused🤔

[@nov3019892008]

How about phoning in to accept a job you havent been offered?

[@RioluAuraSphere]

Richard they’ll have papers for that, so won’t work

[@RioluAuraSphere]

Bernie Sanders that’d suck

[@DJSCRMNGHST]

That's once in a lifetime😂

[@ballermaroofficialmaro3916]

Good one

[@gustavosifuentes3991]

Richard that’ll be a great video!

[@marinetechknj]

I can't help but to watch this every time it comes up in my feed. I've been watching it for years now and every time I watch it twice!

[@zx5147]

Brooooo I just did the same thing!!!!

[@DiegoTheRebel]

She sounds like a disappointed mother trying to talk to her son about the importance of responsibility. 😂

[@problematic7993]

Believe me, she's not a mother.

[@lildemonshannon5202]

@@problematic7993 this nigga

[@renaldoawesomesauce1654]

@@problematic7993 She def sounds like a mom lmao. She wasn't mean just direct. No you can't skip work to go fucking fishing XD LOL

[@ggssssssss]

Ironic considering she doesn’t even know her employees lol

[@renaldoawesomesauce1654]

@@ggssssssss She does though. She literally said she doesn't know anyone by that name. She just didn't assume he was lying to her so she gave him the benefit of the doubt and assumed that maybe she forgot.

[@SilentMemer]

She was mad because she wasn't invited to go fishing with him

[@trapsharx1474]

It’s because she’s not with THE BOIS!

[@sanctuspetra]

k

[@SrtJasper772]

Sounds bout right

[@Doomguyalsotheslayer]

Hill

[@zdeno9832]

why do i see you everywhere

[@ripkobe248]

“so i can’t go fishing” what a legend

[@hopebgood]

I went to a huge party/BBQ one Sunday night ..we all ate (and drank) WAY too much and one of my mates there said he was gonna call in just like this the next day and say "I can't come in to work today. I'm full up." Best lame excuse EVER! ;)

[@blaydenappollis9406]

Its like its his mom😂

[@MediCali951]

Si Hopebgood we were short at work once so they called my friend to come in early. So he told them he has to ask his wife if he can come in early, then called then back and said I’m sick my wife said I can’t come in at all 😆

[@JGRIMES]

*random obligatory comment for exposure hi everyone*

[@triclopsgamer5934]

1:38 LoL

[@runplatypus]

Nailed that Slacker voice.

[@adamlorenz23]

😂😂😂😂

[@InfamousX1000]

My favorite part is that she probably looked for Jordan all day 😂

[@joekirby4707]

I would love to be there when she learns she got punked. 😆😆

[@chaoswatcher2215]

Probably got to work like "WHERE IS JORDAN, DID HE SHOW UP FOR HIS SHIFT?" Co-Worker: "We don't have a Jordan that works in our department ma'am" I totally feel bad for the guy who had to explain it to her lol

[@nicobe8732]

@@chaoswatcher2215 Imagine they DO have a Jordan, just not the right one :D he's in trouble now

[@chaoswatcher2215]

@@nicobe8732 lmfao!

[@ffjd1]

😅

[@aarontelander]

“I’m the one in charge of you!” *Doesn’t know there isn’t a new employee named Jordan.*

[@AdhamOhm]

To be fair, it sounds like he's calling a Walmart. Those stores are known for extremely high turnovers and they're constantly hiring new people every month.

[@sponish0]

If she has like 100 people working underneath her she’s not gonna know them all by name especially in retail turnover rates are high

[@jackreacher4297]

Lmfao

[@IrishPotato86]

Im in charge of you....Manager's name must be Karen.

[@OurHereafter]

@@sponish0 in the entire store yes but she is assistant manager of just electronics. So she has maybe 5 people working under her. She should know their names

[@hope6571]

The delivery in every sentence was just perfect. Unapologetic, kinda childish and sluggish but still very quick to respond. The lady was hella confused by how real he sounded.

[@mtlicq]

Next step, the Hooman routine. Bring a superfancy sports car ---- she goes "Heyyyyyyyy, is _that your_ carrrrr? purrrrrrr

[@beedseed4724]

Yeah he’s a total pro lol

[@smollerss5229]

​@@mtlicq what?

[@BallietBran]

Well-said.

[@ConnorHammond]

@@smollerss5229 This mf is a cat pretending to be a person. Just ignore it.

[@TheSpaniard]

This is the voice of a woman who loves the small amount of power she has. Not to mention the fact that she's a leader and yet she doesn't know who her employees are 😂

[@ToiletBread1651]

It probably fills her with such contempt to be forced to say ASSISTANT manager when she brags about her success at her book club meetings.

[@filbusdoesnotexist]

You're right, she should have let him miss work for the boys

[@lisac1619]

Her use of management speak was grotesque.

[@MrChopsticktech]

Someone may be sick, so she is filling in that day. She can be from another department, store etc. I have covered other managers' vacations, family amergencies etc. and would not know someone hired two weeks ago when l answered the phone. Customers would always tell me the regular manager said they could get things for half-off, try to get deals on prices (retail pharmacy chain with 300+ stores), things like that. When theregular pharmacist went on vacation they would try to get prescriptions filled too early, get extra pillss, all kinds of things and say 'the other pharmacist lets me do it'.

[@TrapMusicNow]

"Well, I look good. I just don't sound good." Classic Jordan

[@jordanpardue2615]

what can I say, I'm a savage

[@TrapMusicNow]

Jordan Pardue Oh Jordan.

[@ImSquiggs]

+Trap Music NOW. Hahaha, I lost it at that. Way too funny for me.

[@jeffthebarber8259]

Trap Music Now. Best line of the whole video!!!😂

[@Chris-zo9yy]

Classic Jordan. Funniest shit I read all day. And it’s late

[@DendyJungle]

Lol what a lucky guess that he said "electronics"

[@jackbauer555]

he knew who he was calling...

[@phyoye2126]

lol its fake

[@thomaswilkerson2711]

He's the one who called the store I'm sure he knows it has an electronics lol

[@stoner_vibess]

Mo 2k I love your profile picture

[@MarcillaSmith]

Thomas Wilkerson meaning that she is over electronics specifically

[@kevinn.1746]

Later that day Manager: "Did Jordan come in today?" Electronics Department: "Who?!!"

[@StuLenS_Gaming]

..to be continued

[@thicculousmicculous]

Queue Roundabout by Yes

[@bereketaklilu8247]

Imagine bro 🤣🤣🤣

[@keith.loves.lasagna]

Lol be hilarious if there's another Jordan at work

[@jonathancarlim9647]

@@keith.loves.lasagna poor Jordan

[@deepg7084]

The YT algo has blessed me on this day. These are the types of videos that were all over YT back when it was more community driven rather than corporate monetization.

[@stonebail]

Factsss

[@FireFeather214]

So epic I have no words. She was probably WAITING for this “Jordan” to show up to work. I would love to see how much digging she did to find out there was no Jordan. This was priceless.

[@liandre9035]

if it was my boss, who is "manager" but doesnt give a sh* because there are other buisnesses like mine under his "guidance" he would do probably nothing XD we are 6 people, i have 5 employed and he cant even remember the names of them, im surprised he knows who i am. And he is not like a very old person, he is in his 40s i believe.

[@dchawk81]

I kinda feel bad if there actually is a Jordan.

[@worshipkpopwithyourheartan524]

I called today to let them know that I won’t be able to come in tomorrow cause of my moms birthday.She said she will tell my manager but it’s not guaranteed.What does that mean? Also I messaged my other manager and she said to contact one of the mangers on duty and that I had to put it in two weeks in advance which I already did.It still got declined and I have been closing for these past 4 weekends and the other two team members that work at my section in the store got it approved like it’s not fair.So I dont know if I should show up tomorrow or not?

[@FireFeather214]

@@worshipkpopwithyourheartan524 If I were you, I would ask myself, is it worth standing up for myself and not showing up if I got fired? Because they might not fire you, idk, depends on where you work. If it were me, and I decided that it was worth standing up for myself and not going in, then I would at least warn them and say that I will not be there because my mom’s birthday is more important. But you said you did that, so honestly I think you did the right thing. Don’t let yourself get pushed around by anybody, especially your job. Idk how much they pay you or what this job is worth to you, but I don’t think any job is worth being disrespected to where they can’t honor your personal life outside work. Generally speaking.

[@worshipkpopwithyourheartan524]

@@FireFeather214 I agree 100%.For me I work at a store and make smoothies.Those people can live if I’m not there.Plus there are also other team members that can make smoothies too.if not they can just close the smoothie section.i get paid like $13 I think Im not sure 🤔.Plus if they do fire me because of this then maybe I should get a new job that will understand

[@jav6390]

She sounded pretty high and mighty for a retail manager that didn’t know her own crew

[@princeofopinion2692]

JAV Ehh, then again, do you have any idea how many people work at Walmart. She obviously knows who works there but if there’s a lot of people in each training group I doubt she’ll know all of them right off the bat. Her voice sounds pretentious but in reality you really can’t blame her reaction. That’s how any competent manager would react...

[@Eweyhen]

@@johnnycrenshaw9438 Am a manager in retail and I promise you I spend time learning my crew. Her attitude was totally inappropriate for someone in leadership. She should have checked the schedule for him and that would have been the end of it.

[@dmoneyswagg64]

Kyle A So you memorize all 200 of your employees names the day you meet them? My God superman you're fucking incredible. You seem a little slow here buddy but most wallmarts have a shit ton of employees, lots of who never even meet each other. I mean arrogant and stupid do you have to be to me upset a lady oesnt remeber a fake person that she never met? How is she going to learn the name of someone that doesn't exist?

[@CH1K3N99]

@@dmoneyswagg64 I know all 150 pokemon, people making me bucks instead of costing me money is more important, unless I didn't value them, like say the 500 other new pokemon.

[@FriendlyFireNA]

She sounded down to earth. Directly told him that if she did NOT have that much authority as assistant manager, and that he should ask someone else in management if he wants excuse. Get your head out of your ass and listen.

[@nicb.1411]

You know she planned her whole day around meeting this Jordan face to face. I bet she even wrote out a whole speech and practiced saying it in front of a mirror.

[@mcleandaniel]

I sure hope there wasn't a Jordan that started last week!

[@Drebolaskan]

The other employees under her probably got that speech and they're all wondering who tf is Jordan?

[@Borb_3]

Manager sounded like a guy to me.

[@mitchvankesteren6771]

In her parents bathroom mirror

[@jakes658]

@@Borb_3 Who gives a shit?

[@mikaelafox6106]

I can only imagine how frustrated she was that day. 😂 Probably couldn't wait for Jordan to show up so she could tear into him for his fishing trip. 😂🤣😆

[@chazdumont9134]

“You’re too new to be sick” 🇺🇸🇺🇸😂😢

[@tiggywinkle5630]

@Ryan Greenberg In my country because of COVID if you are sick then you stay home and get a test, no such thing as "too new". You can even apply for a wage subsidy to cover you untill you are well enough to return.

[@joeydoherty368]

That’s the American way.

[@tiggywinkle5630]

@@joeydoherty368 That's not so great... putting profit before people

[@tiggywinkle5630]

@Travis Smith Leave me out of it...why are you calling ME a weirdo ? I don't care what country it is....whatever country? be it Canada or whatever...they are putting profit before people. I only commented on what the situation is like in NZ, you wouldn't get away with that attitude in NZ now because of covid...they would most likely be fined. No such thing as being TOO NEW.... I mean I know it was a set up and just for jokes and all...but the woman on the end of the phone didn't know that. Yes going fishing isnt a good enough reason, but if the caller said they were SICK, then that should be respected...especially if they had covid symptoms. Right?

[@jasesjandrn9479]

@Ryan Greenberg ok slave.

[@TruthHurtzButHealz]

Manager: "If you don't show up for your shift it will be a 1st level written discipline." Jordan: "How many of those do I get?" 😂🤣😂🤣

[@Arz2003]

Like around 3 or 4 Depends on your work ethics and if they like you. I was actually late to my 1st official day of work 25 minutes because att I didn't know where to park for free of charge without getting a ticket and the HR just gave me a verbal warning and explain to her that my car was having issues also which was true and after that she was my friend

[@chrisw5742]

@@Arz2003 After 1st level it goes to 2nd level.

[@chrisw5742]

@@sunkintree lmao :-P

[@tonyb3203]

@@DK-mc7mp beat me to it.

[@motorhomemac]

😄😅🤣😂

[@Master_Cornchip]

Plot twist: there is actually a Jordan that did start last week but shows up for his shift… Her: “I’m glad you made the right decision!” Jordan: …thank you?

[@Alamo94KODgaming]

lol

[@albertonieto7834]

This happened in some parallel universe lol

[@muridtahmatgnas2184]

@@jakem.6479 "Plot Twist": it was

[@davidm4566]

And now this manager has it in for him and he's like, "Dang, I can't catch a break from her!"

[@insideoli]

@@davidm4566 neither cant go for fishing

[@FantasySportsZen]

"How many of those do I get?" 😂

[@bryanf6638]

Legend has it she is still waiting for Jordan to show for his shift...

[@PartiallyAgonized]

I doubt it. Do you even know what an urban legend is?]

[@bryanf6638]

@@PartiallyAgonized r/woooosh! Is this your first day on KZbin?

[@dainodawg3160]

@@bryanf6638 please stop with the r/whooosh thing, this reddit infestation of the internet is so cringe and the people doing it just don't get it.

[@bryanf6638]

@@dainodawg3160 r/wooosh!

[@n0ot977]

@@dainodawg3160 r/wooooooosh!! 😈

[@aaen9417]

“So I can’t go fishing?” “No, you can’t go fishing” 😂😂😂

[@Mississippi4Clemson]

😂

[@Lolly4twDasOrginal]

Life suxx 😂

[@TaruvarAkshay]

"Its just so nice out"

[@OffyOffy-bm4bl]

That's funny you say that.Used to 📞 call in sick and go 🎣 fishing. Have fishing fever!😂Of course goin fishing 🎣 this morning

[@nathelm8693]

The punk in me would kick in, "the fuq I'm not going fishing, if I want to fish with the boys then it's happening"... oh wait

[@deddins4]

you know its walmart when they dont even know all of their employees.

[@jakehamilton8128]

I mean the store I work at has 200 employees. And I don’t work at a super center. Sooooooooo

[@turdferguson8928]

Tell me about it. They let just about any weirdo work in that store

[@TCross-hf9vx]

Turd Ferguson you think the people working there are weird? You should see the people who shop there

[@deandretompkins7357]

some normal grocery stores have like 50 to 100 employees

[@Brandon-vy5kv]

ive worked at target for 2 months now and i dont know everyones name either still

[@Julie-gw9ze]

This whole prank is hilarious!😂 He is so good at it! Love it!

[@riffraff9070]

"So I cant go fishing?" "No you cant go fishing..." LMAO!

[@TheGloomyTuesday]

You're not the legitimate one!!

[@inexpertxennial6067]

0:50

[@inexpertxennial6067]

1:44

[@TANQ31]

What a can't understand normal thinking woman

[@LadyEowyn]

I mean, technically, you could, but it be an unexcused wherein you'd be subject to disciplinary actions.

[@thedarkknight9153]

"It will be a first level written discipline." "Yeah...how many of those do I get?" 😂

[@dancer1]

The Dark Knight lol

[@sonofsparda3767]

3 :)

[@FireStorm81318]

"You're missing the point" is not an answer to the question

[@AllanElMelon1043]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/eZ28kIugpM6MjsU

[@AlmaWells]

@@AllanElMelon1043 - hee ! hee ! ha ! ha ! hee ! hee ! ha ! ha !

[@thewatcher2305]

Bro you can literally just turn up and boom you’ve got yourself a job.

[@babakazi808]

Crazy how that works

[@parufy]

A few things wrong with this but you got the point.

[@babakazi808]

Ud b surprised honestly

[@sexyladyakb]

The Watcher RIIIGGHHHTT

[@reptiloidtill]

It's an unpaid job at Walmart....

[@Goddess_Garden]

I love this so much because she’s power tripping lmao. It’s so good

[@mk_paper_bird]

She’s so brutally patient though in this angelic hateful but understanding way. She definitely has a kid like Jordan

[@akjohnny5997]

nah she's just passive aggressive like most women

[@Tessa3yearsAgo]

@@akjohnny5997 This^^ I'm a woman and yup that's true.

[@antipodeanvagabond]

She sounds like an excellent manager

[@CBest-wx6id]

I agree 👍💯

[@deangeloferrand1809]

I mean it sounds like Walmart or some or department store, when you’re a manager in those places you come across a lot ppl like this. She probably just use to it

[@cmudd9788]

I’m just picturing the manager the next day at work trying to find Jordan’s records to give him a write up and becoming increasingly frustrated the longer she tries to figure it why there’s no records.

[@blakestormcrow6275]

Probably because the guy in admin took a sick day and hadn't processed Jordan's employment yet :P

[@arianajaden]

Or how she feels when she found out this was a prank 😂

[@krismikewill]

Or how angry she was getting when he disregarded her and went fishing anyway!

[@michaelfox2433]

Or how confused and pissed off some random employee named Jordan was for getting written up for nothing,....now that would be worth witnessing...🤔

[@Sidewinder528]

​@michaelfox2433 .....Not if there wS someone actually named Jordan and they showed up for their shift

[@mike2652]

“Okay guys, we’re gonna be short staffed today, Jordan called in 🙄” “Jordan? Who’s Jordan?”

[@peggypeggy4137]

Whose Jordan? I dunno. Some dude that works in Electronics. He likes to go fishing.

[@xPAARASx]

Michael Jordan

[@sostreight]

LOL

[@jordan31176]

Jordan Belfort

[@powpowouchy5]

Jordaddy

[@tpstrat14]

So many levels of humor here. This is a work of art.

[@filippians413]

Yo she is legitimately pissed off and that makes it so funny

[@saxenas]

people like that are looking for any reason to get pissed off.

[@Ahrone1586]

@@saxenas its a job, wtf are talking about?

[@frijoleswithbeanss]

AgustinBre we are human not fucking machines, of course it is funny to see a corporate scumbag get pissed that they aren’t going to make money.

[@Ahrone1586]

@@frijoleswithbeanss so are you saying is good to prank call your job? Hes literally saying hes not going to work cause the day is too good to waste. How you think the boss are going to react? I know is a prank call, but the reaction is correct...

[@Ahrone1586]

@@frijoleswithbeanss "ppl like that are looking for a reason to get pissed off" At no point did I say in my answer that we shouldn't laugh at this, but that the boss's reaction is justified. IT'S A JOB.

[@jsforce77]

This was just perfect. She was all mad at you. You almost got fired from a place you don't even work at.

[@VictorNidas]

Must feel bad to get fired from a job you don't even work out yo 😔

[@fordtechchris]

I'm thinking a real Jordan got a talking to.

[@crystrezerex2life]

he was about to get fired 😂!!

[@RetroReminiscing]

HA HA HA HA

[@JeanmarieRod]

Yea he almost pulled a Kramer. “You’re fired!”… “But I don’t even work here”

[@Erin-bd6jg]

She shoulda just did him one. For the boys.

[@HK-sw3vi]

Saturday is for the boys

[@deenad3562]

Especially since its good 🍞

[@StarlightEater]

Yea wtf

[@KelKilimanjaro]

ferda

[@cronchycatmom]

Ferda!

[@DGAFWYT]

This sounds awesome!!! You've given me a new way to throw chaos into the world! Thank you!😂😂😂

[@sebbers]

The fact is she will be mega pissed When he doesn’t show up

[@steveafanador6441]

Yuup. Where the hell is Jordan ?

[@returnofthegmac9203]

Lmao

[@Kinobambino]

@@steveafanador6441 lol then she gets fired for spending her time looking for Jordan.

[@jarredgraffiti]

She fina personally check that he does

[@ibexking69]

"Wheres jordan" Everyone else. Who is jordan.

[@Mariofan2479]

It is an automatic unapproved, and a first level discipline. “How many of those do I get?” ☠️😂

[@lolhahah21]

LOLOL I was thinking what he was thinking but would never ask that for fear of it being a dumbass question.

[@monkeyboykc3190]

"You're missing the point" 😂🤣😂🤣

[@armitagesoulshroude9815]

2nd Edition Dungeons and Dragons?

[@robertandrews8422]

3 of those and you’ll get a full disadulation.

[@monkeyboykc3190]

@@robertandrews8422 "you're missing the point "

[@revinbedwards4323]

“ it’s good bread for me right” 😂

[@davidmckayii752]

Can u tell me if I'm right??

[@mudmixahhh]

No

[@russellheyns1846]

I’ve heard this one long ago, but it still cracks me up. Gold.

[@buddhajon96]

I think this dude actually started to believe that he worked there.

[@nerfavari]

+Jonathan Rothe "acting"

[@TheMarathonSwag]

+nerfavari "comedy"

[@Sweetpeatea]

+Chuck Norris "Words"

[@BenjerminGaye]

+Chasing Siberia "parentheses"

[@dethbygaming]

+BenjerminGaye "emphases"

[@mrfld]

This is a work of art. You know she was all excited to “fire” this guy.

[@victorfaria3797]

perhaps they will employ him just so she can fire him after

[@anthony1289]

I bet she marched up to HR to pull up his file, so she could fire him lol

[@davidm4566]

@@anthony1289 big companies it's not that easy. They have to go through different levels of discipline, which explains why so many horrible workers are allowed to stay fir so long.

[@blackoutz9425]

@@davidm4566 they make good bread at big companies tho

[@Wasserkaktus]

No she wasn't: It's more like she doesn't have time to deal with this crap.

[@incarswetrust]

Let’s be honest, it did look like a nice day to go fishing.

[@writerconsidered]

Well lets be honest you can't be honest when you call in sick to go fishing.

[@nwe2009]

But the best days to go fishing are rainy days

[@fridun007]

He’s going fishing tomorrow

[@hemprope4326]

BuT tHe PoOr FiShY

[@-M0LE]

In Cars We Trust not for the poor fucking fish

[@whatkittysang]

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen! If someone has time to do this...the world is still kind of alright! Stomach hurts from laughing 😂

[@yourboyfibs848]

Plot twist: the "prank" caller was actually the manager

[@drteaisback]

Yourboyfibs 😂😂

[@homespacedesign5125]

That’s a good one)

[@felixicon]

Lol!

[@thefreedmind18]

Lol assistant manager, she was the assistant to the regional manager.

[@AustinJ]

Yourboyfibs twist plot this guy isn’t even Canadian and that’s not a real phone!

[@matthewwheeler469]

"Jordan?" "Yeah?" "You're not looking very good to me right now. Not at all." "Well, I look good. I just don't sound good."

[@MONKEYSATENEIL]

Yea we watched the video too

[@DerDoktor1963]

How his buddy lost it at that moment. Great.

[@frankthetank8216]

Savage comeback

[@yournameshere]

Can we FaceTime?

[@Dyl_Apple]

Lmfao 🤣

[@LegionaryAtlas]

I can't believe how polite she was, my slave master would've fired me right away!

[@1zbossz]

Lmao

[@drockjr]

Slave master is accurate AF . I'd kill for this polite of a boss, even if she said no. At least my ass remains intact

[@Thesavagesouls]

You would deserve to get fired to ask that kind of shit hosnestly.

[@easyeb3702]

Slave master 😂😂😂

[@samp43]

I didn’t know slaves got fired 🤔

[@Leon-r3o]

I swear, you Canadians are so nice, and patient...bosses here in the U.S. would have told you don't bother coming in for work the next day, if you decided to go fishing😂

[@ShaneCM]

“Oh so you’re my associate” 😂 she thought she had him

[@mrcwoodworks4523]

My associate ? Ok did this lady gave birth to him ?

[@burtburt2263]

383 Stroker: No, But I can guarantee she would have let him back in...

[@aaronjohnson8159]

"It will be a first level written discipline." "How many of those do I get??" 😂😂😂

[@buckaroobonzai2909]

"no, no, you are missing the point..."

[@GatsuKS]

The perfect response.

[@itchykami]

@@buckaroobonzai2909 The response of someone knowing he probably has 3 chances or something like that.

[@russgaudett]

🤣🤣🤣

[@FlashOfBlood]

The guy nailed it 😂

[@BarryBruh]

Should’ve asked her for a raise at the end

[@TheOnlyWorried]

@J J K tf

[@MultiDarkZen]

@J J K sounds like a personal problem maybe go see a therapist or your local morgue I heard they have positions opening down

[@rlopez3294]

@J J K I just want you to know you’re loved brother. Everyday is a new day, repent and turn to Jesus Christ our lord and savior 🙏🏼 John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

[@paradice9920]

@@TheOnlyWorried do u remember what he commented? he deleted it

[@TheOnlyWorried]

@@paradice9920 Not necessarily but something offensive

[@timbrown8038]

This reminds me of when we were kids making prank calls. No caller ID back then. No cell phones either. We used to pretend to be a radio DJ giving away stuff.😁

[@gamecop2191]

“That took guts, we NEED guts! Jordan, you’re now CEO”

[@steve9377]

@@martinkuliza I think they are referencing the grocery store manager from the movie Ted

[@makisxatzimixas2372]

@@martinkuliza Haha no, the comment is supposedly the manager's response.

[@makisxatzimixas2372]

Haha ok cool, can I be CEO in like two days? That would be cool.

[@martinkuliza]

@@makisxatzimixas2372 oh ok then i misinterpreted it thanks for letting me know, i'll delete my original comment so there is no further confusion

[@SandShark350]

He's got management written all over him.

[@SVTJD]

“You’re too new to have a sick day”. Wtf? Hey immune system, I’m “too new” for this right now. Immune system: oh ok, when can we schedule a cold then?

[@karlosglez5041]

Latnlvr this comment literally had me dying

[@bekacynthia]

Latnlvr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 So brilliant

[@styles9417]

Latnlvr This comment is Gold. Lol

[@ytgg405]

It's obviously a fucking retail job where they abuse undereducated youths for poverty level wages. Don't be a Jordan, stay in school.

[@necksquad3222]

Well at my new job I'm too new for a PAID sick day. I'm sure they don't want me coming in if I catch the flu or something worse

[@jpo6714]

This lady definitely sounds like a middle manager at Wal mart

[@subaerooo]

Sounds like a Karen tbh

[@XanderYTV]

She's definitely an asst manager. As soon as I wrote that she said it in the video

[@writerconsidered]

In all fairness he handed her the loaded gun to fire at him. He wasn't even sick and told her he wanted to go fishing. So yea the full disciplinarian manager is going to come out.

[@writerconsidered]

@@8JFJK8 The only reason she didn't was corporate has a standard procedure for firing. A written warning is the first step in that process. They have to get all their ducks in a row and documented so they can protect themselves from wrongful termination lawsuits.

[@XanderYTV]

@@8JFJK8 of course she is a manager. But she could be a department manager, support manager, Co manager, store manager, etc. but asst. managers have a certain something to prove at every Walmart

[@lSleepiel]

That lady is going to be soooo confused when she checks the schedule and he isn't listed on the schedule or at work. She is probably going to take 2-3 days to figure out wth is happening lmaooo

[@stolenrelic]

Yep. Just like any typical middle management that doesn't know how to do jack or what is going on ever.

[@KinggKwon]

“ I look good I just don’t sound good “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jamesandchante]

LOL, well, he's not lying. ;))

[@d.natrop4495]

followed by "I'm confused" lmao

[@romiedahomie7364]

Chante Moody gay

[@AntithesisDCLXVI]

@@romiedahomie7364 1. There's nothing wrong with gay grow up 2. A guy can rationally assess the attractiveness of a competitor without feeling it physically or emotionally 3. Chante (person you're calling gay) is a girl name u dumfuk plus look at her profile pic - that makes her comment str8 af

[@andresvaltierra4272]

🤣

[@megakirbyx]

"You're too new for a sick day" "Aw, dang. Let me just tell the disease that's ravaging my system that I'm actually too new for a sick day. I'm sure it will understand!"

[@Ignasimp]

No one said this in this video though.

[@Pingpongman99]

@@Ignasimp what

[@hazardous0887]

@@Ignasimp Uhh .. completely different from the point

[@Ignasimp]

@@hazardous0887 which means the original comment is out of place...

[@hazardous0887]

@@Ignasimp No it’s not! The lady in the beginning said he was too new for sick days. OP was referring to that statement. Dumbass.

[@mlg2781]

She probably walked around ranting "HAS ANYONE SEEN JORDAN TODAY!!!! HAS ANYONE SEEN JORDAN TODAY!!!!!!!

[@teddybonkers3580]

I'm right here dammit

[@middlereno]

IM JORDAN WHAT DO YOU WANT?! 😂

[@mauricejohnson1068]

Martin luther Kennedy III 😂😂😂😂😂 right like what the heck

[@kenp.9762]

We all know, that Jordan doesn't actually work there. Yet, for the last 2 years, she has been looking for him, to no avail.!!

[@kenp.9762]

@Lord Bolton ... Unless, of course, there was someone at the store, recording the manager going ballistic, looking for Jordan !!😡😤😖😵 "The Jordan File- The Lost Tapes"😁😂😅😆

[@luisurdiales3091]

"You're too new for a sick day". As if illnesses take your seniority in the company into account when afflicting you. MURICA moment 💀

[@thetruth5084]

Imagine if he just showed up and started working there after this call

[@righttoexplain]

Right. See the comedy through.

[@christinemcmahon5370]

LMAO

[@dopeliffe]

Wait in that case I am calling the NASA

[@elroyrigsby-leday7250]

Well they did tell him to come to work.

[@niccoloaurelius1587]

And they never noticed that he wasn't on payroll.

[@jimbobherd9031]

Why does this give me anxiety like I’m actually calling out

[@Iwtbaf]

😂😂 for real

[@g.h.8788]

We are programed to take these matters so seriously it actually offends the sense of common people just to make light of such a situation. Speaks VOLUMES to the amount of mental control being exercised over your being in the most subtle and overt ways...such as this phony call. The woman is so sure of her position and his place that she doesnt even consider the fact that she doesnt remember even hiring this person to her own dept.

[@valinorean4816]

What does he say at 2:01-2:02 (approximately)? I can't parse that, help pls (it's something funny, i wanna know!)

[@dannomedic]

@@valinorean4816 he says. "It probably won't be busy though"

[@axismundi2142]

@@g.h.8788 great points,

[@HaggisDruid]

You had the perfect dumb responses and tone. Believable and hilarious, absolutely well done.

[@Ibrahim.l20]

Joseph joestar drawn?

[@israfeelm5821]

Oh! So you are Myhhh associate!! She says it like she owns all of her associates and their lives 🤣

[@reece8611]

That “ok bye” sounded like he genuinely had to go clock in, I can hear the pain in his voice 🤣

[@ratherbefishin1992]

Hahaha fr

[@atvena]

Her bye was genuine disgust

[@worshipkpopwithyourheartan524]

@@ratherbefishin1992 I called today to let them know that I won’t be able to come in tomorrow cause of my moms birthday.She said she will tell my manager but it’s not guaranteed.What does that mean? Also I messaged my other manager and she said to contact one of the mangers on duty and that I had to put it in two weeks in advance which I already did.It still got declined and I have been closing for these past 4 weekends and the other two team members that work at my section in the store got it approved like it’s not fair.So I dont know if I should show up tomorrow or not?

[@ratherbefishin1992]

@@worshipkpopwithyourheartan524 hell no don't show up, they being unfair. Go to ya mums bday mate 100%

[@worshipkpopwithyourheartan524]

@@ratherbefishin1992 Thankyou so much I will also call them tomorrow morning

[@Nothinglefttosay]

‘I look good.. I just don’t sound good’ PRICELESS 😂😂😂

[@SunnyniteDesigns]

I lost it right there😂😂

[@arod5002]

🤣🤣🤣

[@9bitsovertake]

- It‘s not a good first impression. - Oh no, we already met before. I‘m crying 😂

[@danielmarquis5258]

❤

[@enekaitzteixeira7010]

No

[@robomop9711]

I wish I could hear that conversation with the manager later on. “Jordan is terrible, why did we hire him?!” “Who’s Jordan?”

[@jblue705]

LOL 😆

[@thewatcher9546]

😂😂

[@joemency2242]

Her: He hasn't shown up a single day. Bring me his file so as to start the firing process? HR: whose file?

[@worshipkpopwithyourheartan524]

I called today to let them know that I won’t be able to come in tomorrow cause of my moms birthday.She said she will tell my manager but it’s not guaranteed.What does that mean? Also I messaged my other manager and she said to contact one of the mangers on duty and that I had to put it in two weeks in advance which I already did.It still got declined and I have been closing for these past 4 weekends and the other two team members that work at my section in the store got it approved like it’s not fair.So I dont know if I should show up tomorrow or not?

[@JackSmith-qp9nh]

@Worshipkpopwith yourheartandsoul In the future if you need that day off just say you're sick, they can't ask the reason. However, if they already know it's a personal day then you can get in trouble for it. They already know you want that day for your mom's birthday so they'll be able to connect the dots. A family issue came up, I'm having car trouble, those work too.

[@gottagift]

Dude, you kept it funny and classy. I would have been like "I thought you and me were building an understanding..."