How to summon a real succubus

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partiallyoffensive

partiallyoffensive

Күн бұрын

Tutorial on how to summon a succubus
items needed:
-chalk
-enough open space to lay down spread out plus a little more
-protective talisman (3 or 5) (same number as candles)
-candles (3 or 5) (same number as talisman)
-matches for candles
-herbs (crushed)
notes
The payoff for summoning a succubus is not worth it, summoning may result in need of seeking professional help.
Make sure the number of talisman and candles used in this are the same quantity.
Succubi tend to manifest naked and come in all genders.
I am not responsible for anything that may happen, not even success it's all you. And lastly, just don't do it guy, its not worth it.

Пікірлер: 1 800
@CaiOtee99
@CaiOtee99 8 жыл бұрын
"...cuz its too much work and i have to clen it up and shit." I like this guy already XD
@megastoneboy9029
@megastoneboy9029 7 жыл бұрын
Cai Otee comedy gold
@NightwolfXD-gs2mp
@NightwolfXD-gs2mp 5 жыл бұрын
r/cursed comments
@haroldfernandez2960
@haroldfernandez2960 6 жыл бұрын
Used wrong talisman summoned Michael Jackson instead
@TheLogFella
@TheLogFella 6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Grachtnakk
@Grachtnakk 5 жыл бұрын
He-He!
@austinpowerzz2678
@austinpowerzz2678 5 жыл бұрын
Harold Fernandez even better
@jmeamin2736
@jmeamin2736 5 жыл бұрын
@Mark Kerce that's messed up
@lamentis3025
@lamentis3025 5 жыл бұрын
So you used 5 10 year Olds?
@wingedassassin9999
@wingedassassin9999 8 жыл бұрын
i bet this dude sits at home now just laughing about all the people who believe this would work
@bobboberson1710
@bobboberson1710 8 жыл бұрын
i know, so many people bought it, and that kind of makes me sad
@cbas5878
@cbas5878 7 жыл бұрын
Winged Assassin I knew it was fake before I saw the video
@danny0138
@danny0138 7 жыл бұрын
Winged Assassin yup 😂😂
@themotivatedone812
@themotivatedone812 7 жыл бұрын
it works
@mylesweyrd9043
@mylesweyrd9043 7 жыл бұрын
Grimm Reaper hi
@SuperThunderPanda
@SuperThunderPanda 7 жыл бұрын
Instructions not clear enough, summoned Lucifer instead and now my city is burning in mad flames because of it. Disliked.
@ThaJFromDaA
@ThaJFromDaA 6 жыл бұрын
Omfg 😂😂😂😂
@Link3000XD
@Link3000XD 6 жыл бұрын
did he gave u demon powers?
@SeniorsAsylum
@SeniorsAsylum 6 жыл бұрын
Chris Hansen aren’t you a Christian lol
@Gelato41_
@Gelato41_ 6 жыл бұрын
Ces Iums yeah I was being sarcastic with that.
@SeniorsAsylum
@SeniorsAsylum 6 жыл бұрын
Chris Hansen gottem
@GodBlessHipHop
@GodBlessHipHop 4 жыл бұрын
i keep summoning lady gaga! now i cant get her to stop singing, "Poker Face" i need some tech support or something! She's driving me nuts 😨
@kill_me4925
@kill_me4925 3 жыл бұрын
How do you summon someone who is still alive?
@Lucius-6
@Lucius-6 3 жыл бұрын
@@kill_me4925 There's something called "Phones"
@sweeneytodd8318
@sweeneytodd8318 3 жыл бұрын
Poke her face
@richmondjames7798
@richmondjames7798 3 жыл бұрын
@@sweeneytodd8318 lmao poke her face
@lauradorsey9562
@lauradorsey9562 2 жыл бұрын
Poke her face
@dragonvenom8354
@dragonvenom8354 7 жыл бұрын
"Electronics don't work" Me: *instantly imagines a demon saying "fuck yo electronic shit"*
@danny0138
@danny0138 7 жыл бұрын
Dead Master gg😂
@FenexIsDead
@FenexIsDead 3 жыл бұрын
God dammit why is this shit funny to me
@KaganeInugami
@KaganeInugami 3 жыл бұрын
*looks at SMT* you sure?
@The50thCanadianKiwi
@The50thCanadianKiwi 3 жыл бұрын
@@FenexIsDead your not alone
@known3617
@known3617 8 жыл бұрын
who the hell has a black marbal floor?? didn't realize you had to be a king to summon a succubus lmao.
@debashishrambhola
@debashishrambhola 7 жыл бұрын
To summon multiple succubus.. Use gold floor
@nocturnalshiri
@nocturnalshiri 7 жыл бұрын
Gage Groff Idk maybe get a slab???
@whitedragon7436
@whitedragon7436 7 жыл бұрын
debashish debnath because bitches love gold
@Bendog300
@Bendog300 7 жыл бұрын
me
@Darkwarriorwarrior
@Darkwarriorwarrior 7 жыл бұрын
Natural ways god danm I've been proven wrong but how does it feel to walk on rich black marble?
@donaldbiden636
@donaldbiden636 6 жыл бұрын
Instruction unclear I summon an attack chopper instead
@jmeamin2736
@jmeamin2736 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@quazariltheworldeater2444
@quazariltheworldeater2444 5 жыл бұрын
Wtf A demonic/deitic chopper?
@GumiMoonliight
@GumiMoonliight 4 жыл бұрын
Omg I-
@frickd_it
@frickd_it 3 жыл бұрын
man did a gta cheat code
@kennethwardingley9209
@kennethwardingley9209 4 жыл бұрын
I think I summoned the wrong demon, hes shaped like a triangle and has one eye
@natetoodaboi5460
@natetoodaboi5460 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah hate it when that happens
@jamesthewifu3847
@jamesthewifu3847 4 жыл бұрын
Gravity falls intensifys
@culturedotaku
@culturedotaku 3 жыл бұрын
😂 BILL CIPHER ? ASK HIM TO MEET ME
@theumbralchimera538
@theumbralchimera538 3 жыл бұрын
What if he s an succubus too?
@kriegerdeslichtsx
@kriegerdeslichtsx 2 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain the joke ? I‘m new to this community
@xxx_pussyslayer_xxx420_dan8
@xxx_pussyslayer_xxx420_dan8 7 жыл бұрын
"youre gonna need 5 protective talismans, things that really mean alot to you," *pulls out bong and lighter*
@hateandanger9000
@hateandanger9000 7 жыл бұрын
xXx_PUSSYSLAYER_xXx 420_DANKER_BAZEIT_MEMES_420 I don't get it
@theotomeotakuhorrorfan9154
@theotomeotakuhorrorfan9154 6 жыл бұрын
Lol... 😂
@SalemStrife
@SalemStrife 6 жыл бұрын
He Like's to smoke Weed if you don't get it
@ctakitimu
@ctakitimu 5 жыл бұрын
@@SalemStrife but how does a bong and lighter equal 5 items? Or did he leave out the '3 buds' part?
@quazariltheworldeater2444
@quazariltheworldeater2444 5 жыл бұрын
*pulls intestines out of ass Like this?
@hornm67
@hornm67 8 жыл бұрын
7:38 this statement is incorrect Succubi only come in female form, the male form is called an incubus.
@juanaceituno7208
@juanaceituno7208 7 жыл бұрын
hornm67 j
@lydialeslie8313
@lydialeslie8313 7 жыл бұрын
hornm67 thanks for the correction .
@KorfoID
@KorfoID 7 жыл бұрын
Dawie 1976 The worst part is if that incubus is a nigga that'll be more terrifying. Hell no i'm touching that nigga.
@alinahogman4320
@alinahogman4320 7 жыл бұрын
For a real relationship with them search Joy Of Satan here is the ritual:in section ,,Demons" :)
@Almarzerion
@Almarzerion 7 жыл бұрын
They shapeshift dumbass same shit
@redreigns7770
@redreigns7770 7 жыл бұрын
Damn my mom would be pissed if she caught me doing this
@ctakitimu
@ctakitimu 5 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha ha! "Son? Why are you f***ing a demon? Now I'm pissed!"
@jmeamin2736
@jmeamin2736 5 жыл бұрын
You ever heard of the song I'll walk through hell with you yeah
@theassholewhoisanasshole8766
@theassholewhoisanasshole8766 5 жыл бұрын
Jmea Min pfft. I don't care if I'm being whooshed rn it's still emo
@quazariltheworldeater2444
@quazariltheworldeater2444 5 жыл бұрын
Mine would be like: Yeah just wash after you're done doing your shit
@shadeaave
@shadeaave 5 жыл бұрын
I'm a girl and doing it with guys without she knowing it
@Mr.Floyd1984
@Mr.Floyd1984 6 жыл бұрын
The Loch Ness monster asked me for three-fithy
@jonathonnorth4558
@jonathonnorth4558 6 жыл бұрын
Christopher Caridi what did he need the money for? Condoms?
@jmeamin2736
@jmeamin2736 5 жыл бұрын
How would that work
@Poltergeists01
@Poltergeists01 4 жыл бұрын
And I says to him I don’t have tree fiddy lol hahahhaa
@Shackled_Susanoo
@Shackled_Susanoo 4 жыл бұрын
I love that episode
@dgcoffee7624
@dgcoffee7624 4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAAHHA amazing
@Legend-bi1fx
@Legend-bi1fx 7 жыл бұрын
4:36 is that ur succubus fucking screeching in da back😂🤝gg
@xXAllTheWayTurntUp
@xXAllTheWayTurntUp 7 жыл бұрын
Legend 27 lmfaoo
@idrinkrawmilk554
@idrinkrawmilk554 3 жыл бұрын
How my friends get girlfriends: *Dates a girl they met* How I get girlfriends:
@ShadowRealmFox
@ShadowRealmFox 5 жыл бұрын
I tried this once... used my Catherine figure as a tailsman..... I am currently dead.... do not try this.
@ShadowRealmFox
@ShadowRealmFox 3 жыл бұрын
@NATHANIEL GUEVARA A lot of focus, Commitment and Sheer Fucking Will. lmao
@damianplayz64
@damianplayz64 3 жыл бұрын
Are you serious I can’t tell if this is a joke
@ShadowRealmFox
@ShadowRealmFox 3 жыл бұрын
@@damianplayz64 Oh aye, I am dead and I am still able to respond. lol
@ShadowRealmFox
@ShadowRealmFox 3 жыл бұрын
@@damianplayz64 Of course it's a joke. lmao
@alphaparticle1418
@alphaparticle1418 7 жыл бұрын
game boy didnt work but the 3DS did. XD
@thatguygaming2706
@thatguygaming2706 5 жыл бұрын
Rlly? Bcs im sitting at home super horny at 1am tryin to summon one of these and cant think of 5 things that mean allot to me becides my xbox and 3ds lol
@theyoungkarrot2219
@theyoungkarrot2219 6 жыл бұрын
tips : If you draw the stickman in the middle it doesn't work
@krimsin2652
@krimsin2652 5 жыл бұрын
Lol the stickman is suppose to be you
@AdamTheGame2005
@AdamTheGame2005 7 жыл бұрын
if you don't have chalk or a candle you can replace them with salt and flash lights. one circle for the main and one around you which will separate you between the succubus which actually works better than herbs.
@Ron_PlaysYT
@Ron_PlaysYT Жыл бұрын
How many candles
@arizuokusawa6953
@arizuokusawa6953 5 жыл бұрын
"You need candles" *ragequiting video*
@thepumpkinking6053
@thepumpkinking6053 4 жыл бұрын
I don't need a demon girl I have Sally 💖🎃💜
@victormanx
@victormanx 3 жыл бұрын
just go to your local walmart and they have some somple scented ones for a buck each
@almond6658
@almond6658 5 жыл бұрын
I DON'T NEED SLEEP I NEED ANSWERS.
@parrose9134
@parrose9134 3 жыл бұрын
me too bud
@dantemaldonado8386
@dantemaldonado8386 6 жыл бұрын
"Apparently they like it", why the hell would a succubus care about the quality of the floor she lays u on?!
@user-wo8uo1sh6v
@user-wo8uo1sh6v 6 жыл бұрын
dante maldonado 😂😂😂 that's what I'm saying
@Kswissmata
@Kswissmata 8 жыл бұрын
no to summon a succubus you must suck on a pickle for 3 hours but before you do you'll need to dip the pickle in toilet water the water must be brown and full of dew.
@customacid1067
@customacid1067 8 жыл бұрын
that's not true
@Kswissmata
@Kswissmata 8 жыл бұрын
Have you tried it ?
@jlr177
@jlr177 8 жыл бұрын
I tried it. It didn't work but I liked it anyway.
@Kswissmata
@Kswissmata 8 жыл бұрын
Did you pee on it? Because it only works if a dirty woman pees on it.
@jlr177
@jlr177 8 жыл бұрын
No. I uh. I don't have any female friends.
@12chain94
@12chain94 7 жыл бұрын
U know the Bible app is free
@b3waretheblizzard918
@b3waretheblizzard918 6 жыл бұрын
12Chain the data it takes up isn't.
@estelle3444
@estelle3444 6 жыл бұрын
12Chain I don't believe in God
@Gelato41_
@Gelato41_ 6 жыл бұрын
They need Jesus
@mrcowan0075
@mrcowan0075 6 жыл бұрын
You know the satanic book is a free app too
@Gelato41_
@Gelato41_ 6 жыл бұрын
Mark Hodge there is no satanic book you fucking moron, there’s the Bible and a tarot card guide < - satanic you could say but it’s not free, it’s 5 dollars
@jerardj.delima4881
@jerardj.delima4881 6 жыл бұрын
I summon FBI
@jmeamin2736
@jmeamin2736 5 жыл бұрын
I can do it just give me a RPG
@marko9830
@marko9830 5 жыл бұрын
It was an underage girl ha?
@Kdkendk
@Kdkendk 4 жыл бұрын
bet you were trying to summon a toddler succubus haa?
@userandresearcher1036
@userandresearcher1036 4 жыл бұрын
@@marko9830 a loli
@ronald8146
@ronald8146 3 жыл бұрын
Jelepy lepy
@forthemotherland9424
@forthemotherland9424 6 жыл бұрын
You dont need professional help to close the ritual for someone with experience say this ” I thank you daughter of Lilith for coming to me. I welcome you into my life and into my dreams and ask all other spirits, demons and entities who have been attracted to my ritual to be gone and leave in peace.”
@e-magicgodofdeath5428
@e-magicgodofdeath5428 3 жыл бұрын
The Shits Not Real !
@e-magicgodofdeath5428
@e-magicgodofdeath5428 Жыл бұрын
@@MareBello14 Lmao Stop This 🤣🤣
@M0A0R0k00W0Y0L0D0E
@M0A0R0k00W0Y0L0D0E 7 жыл бұрын
hmm they love black marble huh, sounds like gold diggers to me, but still i love their pick of flooring i too prefer marble floors
@kool-iguana1132
@kool-iguana1132 4 жыл бұрын
Needs 5 protective tailsman. *uses all 5 limbs of exodia
@justinsinjem2230
@justinsinjem2230 2 жыл бұрын
Lol best comment ever I have every one
@Isnakeit
@Isnakeit 2 жыл бұрын
Actually for a yu gi oh old school player it could work, and sure it will make him feel safe
@VikingFyre
@VikingFyre 7 жыл бұрын
Anyway, while I enjoy your simple approach, and am fascinated by the implementation of alchemical symbols for ritual summoning, I felt I should point out some issues. 1: moon phase is important as lunar energy ebbs and flows and affects all entities both positively and negatively. 2: the candles Do need to be color coordinated, i.e., green for earth, yellow for air, blue for water, red for fire and (for this instance) white for spirit. Colors draw elemental energies which empower the circle and shows respect. 3: protective charms MUST be items or spiritual significance to the caster OR can be symbols carved or painted on stones. I recommend 2 be related to a sexual nature and 3 protective of mind body and soul. 4: the chalk used must be imbued with sexual energy, be it covered in fluids or present during a sexual encounter. Should be done days in advance. 5: ritual casters should know before any ritual is cast that they are to first welcome the elemental spirits which guard the circle. If you don't, you are insulting them and they will retaliate. 6: when laying in the circle, you should offer a prayer to a deity of list or sex, envisioning the being of desire as you do. Cubi take the form of the caster's desire since they possess no natural shape. 7: when it is done, thank the entity, thank the deity, thank the elements, douse candles going clockwise starting from Earth, and sleep nude.
@Gelato41_
@Gelato41_ 6 жыл бұрын
piss off you satanist
@realryangoslin
@realryangoslin 2 жыл бұрын
@@Gelato41_ lol bruh, you told him!
@JovinGhoul23
@JovinGhoul23 2 жыл бұрын
@@Gelato41_ dude, this isn't even satanic. If you even had a piece of a brain, you would know wise king Solomon summoned demons, and he obviously wasn't satanic. Modern religion has completely defiled the old ways, even the traditional practices of Christians. Modern christians deny all forms of sorcery, magick, and witchcraft, but in the bible God put king David in charge as leader of all magicians and sorcerers! King Solomon was gifted with the ultimate knowledge to rule his kingdom, and it indeed used a powerful system of spells and indeed, conjuring demonic forces to work on his behalf.
@K2DIVINE369
@K2DIVINE369 2 жыл бұрын
@@Gelato41_ on otf
@cody3504
@cody3504 2 жыл бұрын
@@JovinGhoul23 I believe it. Good work!
@phonzthezomb9907
@phonzthezomb9907 7 жыл бұрын
Anytime your having a wet dream it's a succubus... Then you feel lazy the next day... You might call off. Then you get fired. This is called the butterfly effect
@ctakitimu
@ctakitimu 7 жыл бұрын
Or it's called blaming everyone else for your failures. Take some responsibility man!
@phonzthezomb9907
@phonzthezomb9907 7 жыл бұрын
Cheyenne Takitimu wake up. when did i ever blame anyone for failures dumb bitch? go feed your cat. i got big plans troll
@ctakitimu
@ctakitimu 7 жыл бұрын
Ha ha! Nice!
@ctakitimu
@ctakitimu 7 жыл бұрын
Oh, and I did feed my cat :)
@youngvango1037
@youngvango1037 7 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@Belicure
@Belicure 8 жыл бұрын
If this worked then I would rethink my life knowing hell was real the whole time
@hornypervert3781
@hornypervert3781 7 жыл бұрын
Protip: use magnets for faster summoning
@nguyenhoang-co8mg
@nguyenhoang-co8mg 7 жыл бұрын
omg it worked i summoned a G cup 6'4 feet tall succubus she was plum at thank you so much for posting this
@user-ey8mj4tv2p
@user-ey8mj4tv2p 5 жыл бұрын
Is the succubus was love with you otherwise you would be dead by now
@abrahamdupak1048
@abrahamdupak1048 4 жыл бұрын
lmao she will suck your soul
@ljgomez1317
@ljgomez1317 4 жыл бұрын
Was it worth it yes or no
@superioryam9475
@superioryam9475 4 жыл бұрын
Guys succubi don't want to fucking kill you they want your "energy" your "essence" your fucking milk it's their food
@ulyssesthedm
@ulyssesthedm 4 жыл бұрын
mason anderson true. Well…in a way. They can drain your life to gain more magic energy with which they can change their bodies or do other things with. They can indeed gain sustenance from cum, and only will need it to survive a good amount of time (a day per 20ml if I recall correctly). It doesn’t mean they don’t like human food though.
@user-md6um9cz7b
@user-md6um9cz7b 6 жыл бұрын
I'm a girl and I'm gonna summon a succubus 😋
@katkosmos9687
@katkosmos9687 5 жыл бұрын
Did it work?
@ptasznik5973
@ptasznik5973 5 жыл бұрын
?
@ctakitimu
@ctakitimu 5 жыл бұрын
Watch all the 'visual' people get curious to whether this worked or not. The next question will be, 'by chance, is there a video of this?'
@azhida1556
@azhida1556 5 жыл бұрын
GAAAAAIIIIIIII (But I support them my comment is only a joke)
@AndrewTheMandrew531
@AndrewTheMandrew531 5 жыл бұрын
If you’re a girl, you summon an incubus, the male form of a succubus.
@blackbyrd0224
@blackbyrd0224 7 жыл бұрын
pics or it didn't happen
@steezytaegan4612
@steezytaegan4612 3 жыл бұрын
Hes like that normal kid in class but somehows knows heaps of random dark shit, but still just normal asf✌🏽
@xerogaming5898
@xerogaming5898 8 жыл бұрын
I also summoned a incubus I said hellll no it was annoying but I got used to it
@thedeterminedchild7835
@thedeterminedchild7835 8 жыл бұрын
xero gaming what happened
@7r1nk37
@7r1nk37 7 жыл бұрын
xero gaming "but I got USED to it"
@hornypervert3781
@hornypervert3781 7 жыл бұрын
Do not use lasers instead of candles. That will scare the succubus. Use halogen or light emmiting diode lights instead
@ataboy7581
@ataboy7581 6 жыл бұрын
How exactly did you do it
@krystslallison9173
@krystslallison9173 6 жыл бұрын
How
@Doomguynowaying
@Doomguynowaying Жыл бұрын
Unclear i now have a 5 foot man in my room
@vulgarismagistralis1098
@vulgarismagistralis1098 6 жыл бұрын
Totally did this and got blue balls
@antwon_arts
@antwon_arts 4 жыл бұрын
I am so sorry I am so sorry for you
@antwon_arts
@antwon_arts 4 жыл бұрын
Did you actually summon her
@thecracks3773
@thecracks3773 3 жыл бұрын
So it works
@wolfieblackheart4185
@wolfieblackheart4185 6 жыл бұрын
If your wanting to do it correctly you need to put the symbols in the correct positions and use the correct candles, pink for succubus and blue for incubus, if you don't then you may summon a demon that will harm you that isn't a succubus. Also you need to chant a spell to summon the succubus/incubus otherwise your just laying in a circle of candles and symbols, also you need to create a pentacle (up ward star) or pentagram (downward star) depending on which you want to summon to lay on cause if you don't join up the candles correctly you won't summon anything good or bad. Lastly to end the ritual you need to say a goodbye chant which banishes the succubus/incubus back to its realm, people forget that part which is why they're haunted by the spirits they summon cause unless you ask it to leave it will believe it has to stay and will attack you till you return it to its world. There's a correct order to do things so they work, if there wasn't then all technology would be duds, everyone would be idiots since school isn't correct and well anarchy will insue so follow the order of nature and the summoning will work.
@kidcommando1861
@kidcommando1861 8 жыл бұрын
We love crystals because it's the most purest form.
@Pduarte79
@Pduarte79 4 жыл бұрын
The all buddy thing to ease on the draining, depends how to interact with her and if she likes u or not. Depends on the succubus that, u summon. Being nice and respectful, not treating them as hoes, that helps. The all summon them, use them and then discard them, normally does worst. Helps if u can talk to them telepathically. Since they don't have vocal cords. Or use an EVP or an ouija. And never do the cycle, summon, sex, discard using expert help, afterwhile summon her again, etc. That's lame and disrespectful to her and she most likely will be angry, a drain u even more. Makes sense.
@blacksheep4400
@blacksheep4400 7 жыл бұрын
Dude, this is extremely informative and you're funny as fuck. Just earned a new subscriber. Quality content 10/10
@MrShelloa
@MrShelloa 8 жыл бұрын
lol your like the funniest dude in KZbin doing rituals. love your casual and carefree tone haha. keep up the good work I like your style it's unique
@1041normalguy
@1041normalguy 7 жыл бұрын
ohhh another thing... there jealous..you can't have a regular relationship. she will do everything to break it up. you will always be fighting and arguing with your new girlfriend.
@nelsonthen884
@nelsonthen884 6 жыл бұрын
I honesty don't believe in religion nor supernatural, but I wanna try this. Legit...
@greasychicken4517
@greasychicken4517 3 жыл бұрын
Do it
@parrose9134
@parrose9134 3 жыл бұрын
Do it
@av28379
@av28379 2 жыл бұрын
Same lol I wouldn't even have thought I would even consider it
@iapollyon5603
@iapollyon5603 4 жыл бұрын
Instructions were not clear Instead of summoning Succubus, it summoned me Meet me in hell
@342MrIncredible
@342MrIncredible 5 жыл бұрын
instead you can date someone.... rather give your soul to devil.... 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️
@aa-ev6ud
@aa-ev6ud 4 жыл бұрын
The police wondering why they see a child leaving my house early in the morning half naked
@natetoodaboi5460
@natetoodaboi5460 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@cravetoid582
@cravetoid582 8 жыл бұрын
really interested in videos regarding magick, keep up the good work
@partiallyoffensive6889
@partiallyoffensive6889 8 жыл бұрын
hey thanks! means a lot
@partiallyoffensive6889
@partiallyoffensive6889 8 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the question! I'm just going to copy and paste one of my other comments as it covers this as well: "I mean I've never done it because I'm not THAT much of a psycho, not to mention dying like that would be a little lame, someone would just find me dead covered in jizz, not the coolest way to go." So bottom line, the cons outweigh the pros by a landslide.
@tensa20100
@tensa20100 8 жыл бұрын
+Ayano Aishi looooooool what are u doing here
@emmii9854
@emmii9854 8 жыл бұрын
+Ayano Aishi omg
@danielkeating4821
@danielkeating4821 7 жыл бұрын
Its not worth it, but I would recommend using sage, plus smudging afterwards. Also using a circle of sea salt. Plus intent goes a long way, so say or think this is a one time interaction then you must leave.
@blaedynbaseball0910
@blaedynbaseball0910 3 жыл бұрын
Phone:yeeted Memory:deleted Holy water:DEFINENTLY NEEDED
@ontmaskeraar6978
@ontmaskeraar6978 6 жыл бұрын
how to you lose your virgenity as fast as possible 101
@theanarchonazbolinquisition
@theanarchonazbolinquisition 7 жыл бұрын
"just for philosofy reasons"
@liamalepta8003
@liamalepta8003 8 жыл бұрын
666 views 13 2...hahahaha...Im the 666th viewer...
@liamalepta8003
@liamalepta8003 8 жыл бұрын
AND 13th like... wondering if this is rigged. Seeking for sounds that attracts spirits to be put into electronic music.
@partiallyoffensive6889
@partiallyoffensive6889 8 жыл бұрын
antichrist alert! but no I like your style man!
@aznboii1838
@aznboii1838 8 жыл бұрын
No
@Znuffle
@Znuffle 7 жыл бұрын
you're succubus food
@hornypervert3781
@hornypervert3781 7 жыл бұрын
We need to produce succubus
@shadowyt3769
@shadowyt3769 4 жыл бұрын
I tried this and I summoned Castiel, I mean it ain't a Succubus but hey at least i got someone to talk to now
@kendallmurphy6913
@kendallmurphy6913 4 жыл бұрын
I tried this, and my succubus had a headache. Should I use Tylenol instead of herbs??
@helpmeicantwirtemum807
@helpmeicantwirtemum807 6 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear curently in a harem with 666 zombies
@Kimi-cx9ic
@Kimi-cx9ic 8 жыл бұрын
This really works! Thanks man
@arielparada9624
@arielparada9624 8 жыл бұрын
lmao
@hawkseason892
@hawkseason892 8 жыл бұрын
Would you mind elaborating
@customacid1067
@customacid1067 8 жыл бұрын
what happened
@customacid1067
@customacid1067 8 жыл бұрын
what happened
@roycecx3335
@roycecx3335 6 жыл бұрын
Kimi ` was never heard from again
@richardsales6996
@richardsales6996 6 жыл бұрын
Why the hell would anyone want a demon attachments and find out you can't get rid of it and if it jumps on someone else that's shocking and irresponsible don't do it
@mil3sperhour
@mil3sperhour 8 жыл бұрын
SOMEONE CALL LEAFY
@mil3sperhour
@mil3sperhour 8 жыл бұрын
+Ikillmyocs HISSS
@lemon3352
@lemon3352 8 жыл бұрын
Can a girl have a succubus and can a guy have a incubus? Or does it have to be girl with incubus and guy with succubus
@wingedassassin9999
@wingedassassin9999 8 жыл бұрын
Erica Erica it isnt real at all
@lemon3352
@lemon3352 8 жыл бұрын
Kotstulle Wagner how do you know? Have you tried it yourself?
@mil3sperhour
@mil3sperhour 8 жыл бұрын
Mythical beasts aren't real -_- its like logic 101
@melvisparsly236
@melvisparsly236 5 жыл бұрын
Instructions not clear cat now flying around the house
@trollslayer7825
@trollslayer7825 7 жыл бұрын
I did this and it worked however we are on the 3rd round and my live energy is almost completely gone with that said she is hot AF but the end result eventually is death she just feeds and feeds and feeds at least ill die happy ;)
@asoulthatescapedfromtartar6711
@asoulthatescapedfromtartar6711 7 жыл бұрын
Well, always rest, your lifeforce replenishes overtime.
@ataboy7581
@ataboy7581 6 жыл бұрын
Hey are you still alive
@Pentax67
@Pentax67 5 жыл бұрын
Troll Slayer are you alive bro 😁
@ytka9603
@ytka9603 2 жыл бұрын
My succubus just asked me for money.
@bradsgold345
@bradsgold345 8 жыл бұрын
Is it possible for a person to be a Succubus? I feel like I have met one...
@partiallyoffensive6889
@partiallyoffensive6889 8 жыл бұрын
Gosh honestly I don't know, maybe it was just a succubus in general?
@QuackTheNinja
@QuackTheNinja 8 жыл бұрын
Yes, they're called "sluts"
@thedarkmaster4747
@thedarkmaster4747 8 жыл бұрын
yes.
@adronius147
@adronius147 8 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure it's not possible for a person to be something that doesn't exist.
@QuackTheNinja
@QuackTheNinja 8 жыл бұрын
+Xendor Doryen I'm pretty sure it's not possible for a person to know something is not real just because they haven't seen it.
@introvertedwifi4818
@introvertedwifi4818 4 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear, I accidentally summoned Lucifer playing tennis with Hitler
@forrestdump1169
@forrestdump1169 6 жыл бұрын
Would if I told you... that this shit isn't real. Sorry people but your not gonna get sucked off by some ghost. We live in this place called reality.
@Link3000XD
@Link3000XD 6 жыл бұрын
let them believe~
@Gelato41_
@Gelato41_ 6 жыл бұрын
Forrest Dump you live in a fantasy world called “democracy” where what you think is “fantasy” is actually real but hidden
@forrestdump1169
@forrestdump1169 6 жыл бұрын
Chris Hansen Let me guess, you tried to summon a fuck ghost? Lmfao good job buddy 👍🏼
@dracorax5872
@dracorax5872 7 жыл бұрын
i like how this was uploaded on my Birthday last year. also how do i summon Herobrine?
@Gelato41_
@Gelato41_ 6 жыл бұрын
Sky Capitan Minecraft mod
@mafyboy0420
@mafyboy0420 4 жыл бұрын
@@Gelato41_ hold up
@noctisalucis3462
@noctisalucis3462 3 жыл бұрын
Be Steve and stare at the sun
@sonofgod641
@sonofgod641 4 жыл бұрын
Thank u i finally lost my virginity
@Startdust171
@Startdust171 3 жыл бұрын
Uh
@takeuki9853
@takeuki9853 7 жыл бұрын
Disney movie trailers-20 autoplays later-How to summon a demon and fuck it
@teamnalu4053
@teamnalu4053 6 жыл бұрын
The male version of a succubus is an inccbus for your information
@sweetpillows225
@sweetpillows225 5 жыл бұрын
I put down 4 talismans and a game boy and it summoned f*cking KRAMPUS
@kennethking2687
@kennethking2687 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone’s happy is the best thing I’ve heard watching these videos
@krejziks3398
@krejziks3398 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine trying to summon a beatiful blonde succubus with large t, but accidently you think about a bbc and now you're f up.
@elbertderf803
@elbertderf803 6 жыл бұрын
i always go to Craigslist for a good suck-you-bussing...much easier.
@Creed12able1
@Creed12able1 4 жыл бұрын
This is literally how to summon free prostitutes.
@vasilis6691
@vasilis6691 8 жыл бұрын
can you make a video on how to protect yourself from the demons and how do you control them?
@johnny_arz1787
@johnny_arz1787 7 жыл бұрын
Bill - Is write contract with demands, and tell it not to hurt you
@thebamboo1979
@thebamboo1979 7 жыл бұрын
Bill - Is chain them to a wall and give it some steak when its hungry
@asoulthatescapedfromtartar6711
@asoulthatescapedfromtartar6711 7 жыл бұрын
Or a video of how to free gods in "demon" form?
@Link3000XD
@Link3000XD 6 жыл бұрын
give her a collar
@arrilocknewmoon9620
@arrilocknewmoon9620 5 жыл бұрын
Anything you value is a talisman? Well then I guess pornhub can protect me from a succubus then
@Vyrilien
@Vyrilien 7 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious
@videogames2255
@videogames2255 6 жыл бұрын
Vyrilien fukken laughing at all comments
@andrewhorton9659
@andrewhorton9659 5 жыл бұрын
Some one pls help I keep after I did this I keep hearing scratching sounds in my house and I keep seeing creepy shadows and hearing voices and I'm just saying be carefull pls you will never ever feel the same
@Pentax67
@Pentax67 5 жыл бұрын
Andrew Horton first you shouldnt put any protection to this ritual. It will offense the succubus . Need to attune yourself at least 1 month before ritual trough your thought and the desire to meet her. There shouldn’t be fear at all as well. Tell me how do you feel now? Demons aren’t they evil as everyone said. They are kind. Just be nice to them. Ask her to leave if you don’t want her be here. She will go if you are honest. Explain her why you don’t want her be there
@noose7378
@noose7378 4 жыл бұрын
Are you guys fucking serious
@Yinksman
@Yinksman 4 жыл бұрын
Call Jesus to help you. That's the only way to be free. Tell God you are sorry for summoning it and renounce it. Actually Screm Jesus the next time you feel akward when it comes.
@statixlaw5675
@statixlaw5675 4 жыл бұрын
Yup, those are demons
@skinthewhore8234
@skinthewhore8234 7 жыл бұрын
6:55 What the hell is that man?!
@midviow7101
@midviow7101 7 жыл бұрын
never summon demons be aware you will be enslave by them
@dukeynukey6725
@dukeynukey6725 8 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna do this so that I can go Doomguy on her
@partiallyoffensive6889
@partiallyoffensive6889 8 жыл бұрын
sweet dude, make sure to get the footage for the smut sites!
@dukeynukey6725
@dukeynukey6725 8 жыл бұрын
Ok! Now where did I put my BFG 9000...
@dukeynukey6725
@dukeynukey6725 8 жыл бұрын
Cool
@fgr7002
@fgr7002 6 жыл бұрын
I guess you had played H-Doom?
@Startdust171
@Startdust171 3 жыл бұрын
Did you say my name lol
@wtfisthis3894
@wtfisthis3894 5 жыл бұрын
is actually called “Fuckin’ Crayola Chalk”
@prettysicknasty
@prettysicknasty 8 жыл бұрын
youre my favorite modern witch
@karenholzinger
@karenholzinger 5 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear summoned a karen
@marshalldaviesofficial
@marshalldaviesofficial 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Kanzaki!!!! It's lunchtime!1!!!
@ok-nm1rd
@ok-nm1rd 6 жыл бұрын
Make sure you have the priests number nearby
@succubilover69
@succubilover69 7 жыл бұрын
All succubi/incubi worship the Goddess Lilith because she is Mother to all of them. Any summoning of them done in the name of Lilith will guarantee a nocturnal visit !
@allenfranks4966
@allenfranks4966 7 жыл бұрын
succubilover69 no it won't trying to for months and all I get are small 5 second touching. Almost like a tease
@succubilover69
@succubilover69 7 жыл бұрын
Just because a succubus visits you dosent mean you get to control her. Summoning and commanding are two separate skills
@mylesweyrd9043
@mylesweyrd9043 7 жыл бұрын
Occult Investigations to in trap a succubus you have to make an enchanement spell and its rewll awesome because you can have it fallow you around and posses anyone you want to fuck and she feeds off their life energy and not yours
@asoulthatescapedfromtartar6711
@asoulthatescapedfromtartar6711 7 жыл бұрын
Really? I gotta add it to my "Possible To-Do List", XD
@Bennacho
@Bennacho 6 жыл бұрын
Occult Investigations actually, you can write a letter to Lilith asking for certain things like knowledge for example. You can control them by making a contract with Lilith and she'll send you one of her daughters or sons.
@patrickprochazka1867
@patrickprochazka1867 7 жыл бұрын
I agree Alchemie is the shit! Manly P. Hall, a genius.
@SatanicLight
@SatanicLight 8 жыл бұрын
Just meditate lol
@kaiden7299
@kaiden7299 4 жыл бұрын
Haha theirs also the fucking letter method its realy easy
@aidangreen9746
@aidangreen9746 3 жыл бұрын
I’m a 18 year old boy and going to summon a succubus and hope it works. Wish we luck👌🏻
@imbetterthanyoutfohandimgo28
@imbetterthanyoutfohandimgo28 3 жыл бұрын
How did it go?
@aidangreen9746
@aidangreen9746 3 жыл бұрын
@@imbetterthanyoutfohandimgo28 I’m still alive and she spared me because of my internet history
@imbetterthanyoutfohandimgo28
@imbetterthanyoutfohandimgo28 3 жыл бұрын
@@aidangreen9746 😎😎
@robinpersson7554
@robinpersson7554 4 жыл бұрын
Can you do the summoning with BLOOD or will it just effect the whole summoning in another possible way, just wondering?
@jessikapiche6097
@jessikapiche6097 3 жыл бұрын
This deserve a reply. From my experience with the occult, if you would be very serious in your demand and your will power is high enough and harmonious enough, making a talisman (any) with your own blood, would be seen by any spiritual entity as 'This one is serious...He means it.' That's why this would have more chance to work with blood. Nothing very surprising there is it? Does it make sense to you? You could use other substance as well. Wax (that you would magnetize with your own will) Oil (same comment) coal and salt are normally use for protective aspect but could be use if you would 'treat' them.
@malwareishere
@malwareishere 3 жыл бұрын
@@jessikapiche6097 Since you look like the most experienced here, may I ask a few questions? 1) Is this stuff real 2) Are there any reports or incidents of one dying of this? Because if so it would prove their existence kind of.
@claytonperri9125
@claytonperri9125 7 жыл бұрын
the only day ill believe is if it is caught on tape and their are witnesses observing the occurrences
@haydenheffernan2396
@haydenheffernan2396 6 жыл бұрын
Consistent with what I have read, thanks for the video
@VikingFyre
@VikingFyre 7 жыл бұрын
So while my experience with these entities are limited only in accounts of other practitioners, I can say this ritual won't summon a true "Cubi". Succubi and Incubi are the same entity, manifesting in a male or female form depending on the desires of the person they are drawn to. I believe that this ritual is a watered down version of summoning a lesser elemental being which may behave similarly to a Cubi but not actually be the same entity. Mind you this is speculative and any practitioner willing to attempt any ritual should spend hours if not days researching all manners to cast a ritual and find the commonalities to ensure safety and to prevent other unwanted effects to occur.
@kileyh4198
@kileyh4198 5 жыл бұрын
I'm just here for the comments😂
@noctisalucis3462
@noctisalucis3462 3 жыл бұрын
Didn't even know this was a thing
@ixthedemon6925
@ixthedemon6925 6 жыл бұрын
I vote for a lack of confidence.
@asoulthatescapedfromtartar6711
@asoulthatescapedfromtartar6711 7 жыл бұрын
If I ever have an encounter with a succubus...I think I'll be... ...Pretty screwed XD B)
@pitchthecinnamonbun878
@pitchthecinnamonbun878 5 жыл бұрын
Can I use cans of beer ?
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