How to Survive Being Kidnapped

You’re a prominent, outspoken social figure and come from a wealthy family.
It’s late and you’re in a foreign city for business. You’re strolling down the street alone, when all of a sudden, you are confronted by a man holding a gun and he’s telling you to get into a van.
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[@TheBishbosh]

SChools should teach us this instead of the powerhouse of the cell

[@mustafashulqamy1844]

😂😂 Good one

[@exodeusovercharge4462]

Kidnapper: Kidnaps me. Me: Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. Kidnapper: understandable, have a great day

[@paulmontemayor2866]

@@exodeusovercharge4462 lol 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ImPaulfrr]

LMAO, this is soooo true

[@shanaiacarisse]

lmao

[@adityamasand07]

Let's Be Honest, We All Are Here...."JUST IN CASE" Edit:- Thank y'all For 2K Likes😭❤ Mom, I'm Famous!! Here's A Cookie For All of you 🍪

[@marijagrujicic1370]

not all of us....i am a survivor of kidnapping

[@adityamasand07]

@@marijagrujicic1370 You're Here Just In Case What If It Happen Again!!😂

[@marijagrujicic1370]

@@adityamasand07 I hope it won't but the fear is there cuz it's ppl that I know

[@sneha8528]

@@marijagrujicic1370 me too but my family say that he was taking me some where

[@sneha8528]

@@marijagrujicic1370 how did u do that tell me your experience please

[@hootish2929]

Imagine the kidnapper's watching this video. 😂😂

[@nagatouzumaki4628]

Great😆😆😆

[@mukil_saravanan]

Haha

[@lucygamer9410]

Oh no

[@ferdan123456]

Plot twist: You're the kidnapper

[@hootish2929]

@@ferdan123456 well👹👹😈😈

[@Jaxnay219]

My mom taught me to act like I was demonic and possessed if someone tried to ever come up to me and do something to me! She said to scream and start doing weird gestures! Do all that you can think of! Bark for fucks sake, just as long as you can get away!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bloowyxx319]

That's exactly what I was thinking 😂 maybe if they think the person is craziest than them they give up 🤔

[@Jaxnay219]

@@bloowyxx319 Yes exactly!!! That’s the whole point! You gotta act crazier then them and they’ll leave you alone!😂

[@jimenaarreola4205]

Actually that might work if you think about it

[@winterwonder9787]

oooh good idea! but what will I do after I act possessed? (just in case) 😌

[@iyavaleriaicalla6645]

Yea they'll think you're possessed then they'll get scared then let you go.You're mom is smart💀🤟🤟

[@TheGroovingPsyche]

"You're a prominent, outspoken social figure and come from a wealthy family" Me: _caN'T reLATe_

[@katiematthews138]

It's for example

[@TheGroovingPsyche]

@@katiematthews138 I was kidding, dude.... 🙂 Obviously it's for example 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

[@katiematthews138]

@@TheGroovingPsyche 😝 didn't think about that 😆

[@Dalandannnn]

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[@levernis5753]

Me neither 🤣

[@Mels1125]

I remember watching an episode of Oprah and this lady survived being kidnapped by shouting out street names when she was on the phone with 911. Her captors didn't know she called 911 and she was naming landmarks around her and asking where she was being taken. Very smart lady.

[@latyshal.2286]

Yes, I remember her. Very smart woman. Her husband played for the NFL at the time she was carjacked with their infant son. She was in the back seat of her car putting her son in his car seat when the carjacker jumped in the driver's seat and started driving. By her being in the backseat she was able to call 911 without the carjacker knowing and started asking where he was taking her and shouting out the names of roads as he drove pass those roads. Thank God she and her son survived that ordeal.

[@nglne06]

If you are blindfolded, do not try to peek while kidnappers are around. Some of them won’t kill until they’ve been identified.

[@wardhamuneeb4393]

So truue

[@saturn6563]

but what if they try to stab you while you aren’t seeing anything

[@oliverjames2655]

@@saturn6563 you wouldn't really know that lol it'd be too late when you realise

[@vishakhaamududi3823]

@@oliverjames2655 Yeah it would be too late so when you’re going outside you should never be blindfolded lol

[@Cornstarchrr]

@@saturn6563 then your dead

[@Blurryboiii]

Suggestion: How to survive stepping on a lego brick

[@HowToSurviveShow]

Ugh..hard to survive that!

[@snowythealolanvulpix2576]

Y E S

[@Zhankaii]

@@HowToSurviveShow do how to survive a big Lego brick

[@TsunamiStarsheart]

@@Zhankaii It's the small ones that are more deadly. Like scorpions.

[@seantheallosaurusyt8724]

It's easy Just don't Step on one!

[@azelfdaboi5265]

Simple: Be so annoying to the point they get tired of you My mom said that's how I'd survive

[@mr_breadloaf3012]

They’d just kill you

[@xsurge6103]

Exactly lol

[@xsurge6103]

Never do that, it will get you killed!

[@ashmit9933]

Do you think so

[@vincejun]

but it'll get you killed

[@hdhwkq]

Simple answer: learn some martial art now

[@Mysanthropiya]

-kidnapper obtained Gun

[@hdhwkq]

@@Mysanthropiya ur dead XD

[@firststriker5086]

@@hdhwkq kidnapper used gun! He shot it the wrong way. Victory

[@hdhwkq]

@@firststriker5086 YAY :)

[@emmanuelvululleh7472]

Agreed

[@clipex3849]

How to survive being kidnapped: Don’t go outside

[@jirehcoolboy]

LOL TRUE

[@XxilvstrngrthngsxX]

Correct

[@cerasparade]

YAS LOL❤️!!!!

[@izzzaqwan2204]

True

[@bambivlogs2817]

Not true someone can break into ur house then kidnap you there

[@hbshined]

my mom always tells me if someone comes up to me holding a gun and says come with me, don't. just don't. if they're gonna harm you, you'd rather it be in public then in private.

[@MrBowling167]

How To Survive: A School Shooting Please add it!

[@theperfecteraser5988]

Alternative title: how to survive the quiet kid

[@ziqvy-9471]

Dont live in the U.S lmfao

[@angy8359]

Don't act like Clay Jensen

[@Itsmichaelscott]

Just do online school

[@nicolecapobianco7227]

don’t live in america

[@saraandersonjussen7878]

It’s scary enough if the captor(s) was acting strange, but now your telling me that that means they are plotting to kill me? Scary. I hope I never get kidnapped. But if I do I’ll remember this video and maybe I’ll watch it every now and then just for safety cause being kidnapped is my absolute WORST nightmare. Seems so scary.

[@that1willow937]

Being kiddnapped is one of my worst fears, because some times when im dreaming and im being taken away I cant sceam, so wih my dreams being kidnapped scares me so much

[@cinematicaddict6863]

And it’s pretty likely for a lot of people . Also when u go out somewhere make sure u have a group with u .

[@cinematicaddict6863]

@Mitzi * one of my favorites

[@BBwal]

and getting tortured >.

[@ishanaswonderland6301]

And remember, if someone kidnaps you, they might never let you go. They might never let you go back home. So make sure to always remember steps to avoid being kidnapped. First of all, you should not trust strangers. They may seem to be friendly, but they might be kidnappers. And don't go with them in their vehicle. And do not let your small kids go outside alone, let the kids go with an adult. It's dangerous for the kids to go out alone because they don't know about being kidnapped and there are kidnappers.

[@alexbardsley9713]

Simple Answer: dont walk around in that dark dingy ass alleyway

[@nickborlas5282]

True god damn true

[@davybastiansaputra]

ikr.. the best way of escaping a kidnapper is to not get kidnapped in the first place

[@suriish3re]

Very true! No matter who you are, definitely dont go in a dark alley by yourself without protection.

[@lemonlime5190]

XD so true

[@isobellebrown7913]

omg finally people with common sense

[@Mr.Galaxia]

What if a kidnapper is watching this to be more captive

[@brolydude______8179]

bro hahaha lol

[@MrSuitThe1st]

I have a phobia of lidnappers

[@Mr.Galaxia]

@@MrSuitThe1st what do you mean lidnappers

[@MrSuitThe1st]

@@Mr.Galaxia lidnappers nap on your lids

[@anbiyaftab891]

@@MrSuitThe1st Oh I thought lidnappers were people who steal your lids, both are scary tho

[@playlistkiddo5654]

"Stay clear of sensitive topics like politics and religion." Thanks Dude I'm literally about to be raped, the last thing on my mind is starting a conversation about politics.

[@silly_.rabbit2]

I hate politics Also are you alright

[@cinematicaddict6863]

I know I don’t get that suggestion who’s going to bring that up at all lol

[@donquavioussquintillioncor2261]

Imagine being kidnapped and it goes like this: Your mind: OMG OMG IM GONNA DIE THEY ARE GOING TO RAPE ME IM GONNA BE HOSTAGE IM GOING TO STAY IN A CLOSED ROOM WITHOUT ANY RESOURCES TO SURVIVE AAAAAA Kidnapper: So, who are you going to vote this year bro? Also wanna play tennis tomorrow? We could watch kung fu panda too :D

[@cliffy_255]

How to survive being kidnapped Ask the criminal weird questions Have you been kidnapped Him: hahahahhaha

[@winterwonder9787]

HAHAHHAHA

[@lovelyluna1648]

Him or her

[@vedika4229]

@@lovelyluna1648 or they

[@Ashritax]

Lmfao 🤣

[@zekemorgan9649]

If you annoyed him too much, he would probably just stab you to death so you couldn't talk anymore

[@normanbraslow7902]

Start yelling Fire! That usually brings people out quickly.

[@haloguy710]

Lmao 😂

[@paulmontemayor2866]

Or say, IVE GOT TE EYE OF THE FIREEE #Roar and click on the roar and click on the first one then you can watch it and wait for i the eye of the tiger the fireee!

[@normanbraslow7902]

Me like Pineapple But sometimes it doesn't. Bear spray or even a small caliber handgun works wonders to reform the bad boys.

[@joythesquirrel635]

Fire is one of the few words people only shout when there's a real emergency.

[@umbarfatima5673]

True

[@sakshamrao6581]

Kidnapper: write that down,write that down

[@exodeusovercharge4462]

Topic suggestion: How to survive a broken amusement ride.

[@punarbasunath7730]

I was kidnepp when I was in school I don't no how did I survive they just leave me alone in forest after that I sue man Vs wild techniques I survive 12 hours in jungle at the age of 10

[@purplelovrgrl]

@@punarbasunath7730 They didn’t ask

[@hwar21]

@@punarbasunath7730 wow

[@artyennicoledetaro9794]

Imagine the kidnapper is your boyfriend and he's trying to surprise you while your blindfold then you suddenly attack him with sharp object lmaoo😭😭

[@vedika4229]

Lmaooo...but he shouldn’t do that in the first place-

[@babynyxe4784]

That's a terrible suprise wtf

[@peaceinmind2455]

Sorry but He kinda deserve it ,he shouldn't scare me like that ,it s a life or death situation

[@izzyxsanrio]

LOL 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣

[@Vissorilio]

Good, if your partner kidnaps you for a "surprise" they're sick in the head and you should run.

[@emmanuelbanzonproductions3358]

When in public and need help, Shout "Fire!". Humans would react more to "Fire!" than "Help"

[@donquavioussquintillioncor2261]

why

[@kalpanaacharya2575]

the fact that we might be watching this just for the heck of it but someone could actually be watching to save their life at the moment terrifies me.

[@TomsTV]

When I was kidnapped I had no idea how to survive it - but, one thing I was told was to never let them take you to a second location. It saved mine and my partners life. And now very grateful to be alive today Great video guys, really helpful stuff for anyone, you never know when it’s going to happen to you

[@cinematicaddict6863]

Glade y’all are safe

[@TomsTV]

@@cinematicaddict6863 thank you, appreciate that!

[@Nikola_levander]

Why shouldn't they take u to the second location? Is There a bigger chance of u being killed?

[@glencadence6441]

Glad you are okay!

[@mirairuchan3566]

so what did you guys do when you got kidnapped?

[@tlovesretro]

“You’re a prominent, outspoken social figure and come from a wealthy family” I’m a pathetic, quiet loser figure who comes from a broken family. I think I’m safe.

[@M1551NGN0]

In that case you could be abducted by a cult

[@katherine2000cl]

Right? 💀 I’m extremely manic/depressive, talk to myself 24/7, and usually desperate for affection. My kidnapper would leave my ass like everyone else in my life 😭😂 I’m safe.

[@crazymusicgrlcheesecake]

uhh no you arent

[@ellaomalley6781]

I'm a broke, 8 year old child who loves wolves. I believe I'm safe XD

[@crazymusicgrlcheesecake]

@@ellaomalley6781 You have got to be kidding me, no one cares if you're broke. Youre still vulnerable and you always have to be aware of your surroundings. People arent teaching anything important in school anymore.

[@justaguywithnoface6370]

"Focus on things that bring you joy" like 4:26 (indecipherable madness)

[@snowflake4087]

“You’re braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” 💫

[@anime_editor3383]

kidnappers in quarantine: why are we still here just to suffer

[@Happyheart146]

Apparently, Terry Waite survived his 10 years as a hostage by walking to the corner of his cell and pretending to wash and brush his teeth at a sink which didn't exist. That is what he said, kept him from losing his mind. Quite powerful that.

[@gracehalsey3401]

-always avoid getting in the car/going to a second location, it’s better to be shot and die quickly then to be tortured and die slowly, at least if you get hurt in public people may even rally around so you could be saved

[@taylorgraham6180]

My mom: be so annoying they let you go Me:👁👄👁 My sister: she doesn’t even have to try!!💁🏼‍♀️

[@kyakarogenaamka5045]

Step 1: Don't go with them willingly. Step 1: Be docile and agreeable.

[@Olivia-yb6rr]

"if you cant get away"

[@haileeraestout5567]

There Was One Story About A Little Girl Who Outsmarted Her Kidnapper When She A TV Series Her Name Was Jeannette Tamayo When She Was 9 She Was Kidnapped However She Learned How To Gather Evidence Thanks To CSI So It Was How She Survived Also She Got To Meet The Cast Of CSI

[@jaiparshuram9819]

When I am in police I have a first case of kidnapping but I solve it it was a very risky 😔 the boy was 10 year old but I save him

[@Abhishek-fl4gu]

India se ho kya bhai

[@joythesquirrel635]

Thank you for saving him and for putting your life on the line.

[@umbarfatima5673]

Cool is the kid okay now ty for savin him btw

[@umbarfatima5673]

@@Abhishek-fl4gu me is pakistani

[@Abhishek-fl4gu]

@@umbarfatima5673 kya

[@happyvirus6590]

1:19 John Wick be like: Wanna use my pencil? 😆

[@nativedog4209]

Jeffy uh uh uh UUHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[@idk-dw4fi]

😂

[@ishanaswonderland4951]

To survive being kidnapped, you just have to be a strong person and hit the person who is trying to kidnap you. If you’re not a strong person, run as fast as you can, and most importantly, don’t talk to strangers or you might be kidnapped.

[@v1kas560]

how to survive a terror attack in your work place .

[@xxxentbrandonredhoodrobins7606]

Interesting Topic

[@Rarezites]

Suggestion: How To Survive A Strict Teacher Attack

[@nirali86]

TRUUEEEE

[@request4727]

Lol

[@ritanshugupta5694]

Well , I just finished watching 20 magnitude earthquake video and this popped up 😂

[@gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635]

Did he actually explain how to survive being kidnapped or did he just say how to avoid it? I dont wanna waste my time Sorry for bad english.

[@vukpapuga1020]

Same lol

[@jorregalashivashankar4018]

🎉🎉🎉

[@priyamraj98169]

same wtf

[@adriancarter3225]

Cool I've seen that vid

[@cosmolupo]

How to not get kidnapped, be always broke like me and my family would not pay even a dollar for me, even those kidnappers would have more money then me

[@kathryncost851]

that wont help with anything. kidnappers mostly pray on children or just women that look dumb

[@JKHERSELFHERE]

Just be careful... Not all kidnapper about money only... There is many things more to discuss than money and im sure you know itself... 😊

[@liliththerat8124]

They can get money from your body parts also they can just touch you if they wanted to

[@iluvly6853]

When videos from KZbin teaches you more about safety than schools

[@anttadpole1533]

Also, try to leave a trail if you can. If you are being dragged away or something, take off a watch or any jewelry you might have and throw it on the ground. That can be a good starting point for investigators.

[@avaleggett4993]

I’m lucky I’m watching these videos because my parents or anyone I know, never told me anything like this.

[@JoostEurovisionFans]

These thing will probably never happen in your life. You sound so much time daydreaming and fantasying about exciting things like this. But really, look outside. That is reality. Look around you. Is it as exciting as this video? Or are you sitting there broke and working a underpaid job? Are you conquering the day or are you gonna keep watching all kind of cool videos? Take control back of your actual life. Now go out and make something epic of your day, you badass. Start now, twinkle light!

[@teddyopedia9820]

I remember having a talk with mom about this and i literally said if someone kidnapped me well good luck to them cause I am a very needy person so if you can’t keep up well may god be with u

[@rey-vf8hu]

If incase u get kidnapped, ask them this question: Do u want to swim in hell? Do u have kids? Like for example if ur kids gets kidnapped how would u feel? Sad right? And tell them unusual words

[@30percentBattery]

Twas brilig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe... does that work for unusual?

[@30percentBattery]

Cause if it does I might just recite poetry to them

[@ishanaswonderland4951]

Step 1: Never talk to strangers. Step 2: If a stranger asks you to come with him or her, don’t go with them, you should politely refuse. Step 3: If you are a strong person, you can kick and hit the person who is kidnapping you. If you’re not a strong person, run as fast as you can and call the police. Step 4: You should always be alert while walking outside, don’t keep dreaming about something. Step 5: Be aware of your surroundings. Some of the places have a lot of kidnappers, so be alert!

[@UrFavMelody88]

Kidnapper: i’m holding a gun if you don’t come with me Me: takes the gun out of his hand

[@ian7897]

you: dies

[@juniper1734]

Thank you so much this is very helpful ❤️ as a kid like me I worry about things way to much and you made my day by helping me learn from you🙂 thank you thank you thank you thank you Very much❤️

[@gwxd5]

How to survive a cheetah attack

[@pien9512]

Guys this is something i learnt from a self defense teacher: stomp on the inside of the feet, it really hurts and messes up their balance!

[@cinematicaddict6863]

I learned that from ma congeniality

[@ZiiiNnE]

Thank you for giving us this advice

[@donut_playz7791]

I love this channel it makes me feel so safe When i know what to do!

[@defnotsus2593]

OMG THX SOO MUCH IT SAVED MY LIFE

[@cadillacdeville5828]

Wow , that's definitely needed

[@jamielee6323]

Thank you so much for sharing this with me!

[@DucLu524]

Thanks for your sharing!👍❤️

[@deadshot5322]

Imagine watching this while being kidnapped😂😂

[@whoknows2121]

The dislikes are from the kidnappers😳

[@cs88thuy51]

this is so useful, tks HOW TO SURVIVE❤❤❤I appreciate your videos a lot

[@zakosist]

This one terrifies me the most of any of your videos so far.

[@star.4lili]

How I survived my brother 1. Trying not to be mean 2. Tell my mom and dad 3. Avoiding him

[@tanvikhare9710]

An important part is also having people who know where you are at given times so they can take action as quickly as possible. Don't be a loner in that aspect people! ! !

[@brolydude______8179]

love your content💚💚

[@aniyafreeman8117]

people should really take these kind of things serious because it’s such a shame i, along with many other woman are afraid out of our minds to go outside and do what we gotta do because it’s a possibility of a man taking us and doing very bad things to us, god bless yall frl man.

[@saraandersonjussen7878]

When someone is annoying you: Turn the other cheek When someone is interrupting you: “Can you shut up, man?!” When someone is bouta kidnap you: “nOt BlOoDy LiKely!”

[@mattsykes5752]

I have$$$$100,100,100

[@gumabllhasbobux8590]

Plot twist: Everyone here is a pre teen who thinks they can jump a polar bear with one hand

[@laffymctaffy7857]

Thank you for your help :)

[@yolisa444]

To whoever is reading this God is with you no matter how painful,hard or depressing things are. God will rescue u and u will not fail Have a blessed day ♥️🙏🏾

[@MKA780]

You too

[@heidiromero4702]

Amen 🙏 you too!

[@latoyaalderman5701]

you are a angel

[@amberroberts3031]

One young girl read the medicine and date it was filled as well as the number on the tote she was kept in. Doctors name.... she thought he had lied about his name but to her mind he wouldn't lie to a doctor or pharmacy. Which is a great idea.

[@random-human6101]

Normal people: I’m so scared I got to get out of here Depressed people: just kill me honestly Kidnapper: what why Depressed person: just please Kidnapper uh ok?

[@rdcyoutubediary]

Be careful. There's a real case of that in Japan. He's dubbed Twitter Killer.

[@rdcyoutubediary]

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[@request4727]

@GamerX True

[@theupsidestudio6368]

@@rdcyoutubediary I can smell an impostor when I see one.

[@bacon3507]

THANK YOU FOR TELLING HOW TO SURVIVE, IM SO SCARED WHEN I WAS BEEN KIDNAPED AND IM 8 ALMOST 9

[@oladunnipaul8942]

keep it up i love this channel

[@shanlexiscarrasquillo3147]

How to survive being kidnapped say you have the corona virus 😂

[@glencadence6441]

More people should see this! This is important!

[@anne2355]

Oh thankyou for these useful tips it can be useful 🥰👌

[@tobiojo9454]

Great video

[@aylasworld328]

0:00 Geez that scared me

[@daboypalaboytv11]

The fifty two dislike are kidnappers😂

[@mz8226]

what if kidnappers are watching this video 😂 kidnappers:ohh...

[@hriday1341]

Kidnapper- your dad is rich,that's why we kidnapped you Me- then we can employ you Kidnapper- ...

[@random_weirdo._.8094]

Suggestion: How to survive being annoyed by small brother/sister and keep them under control

[@emmanuelnatola7561]

How to survive stepping on a leggo:

[@Tony.L9793]

you should do a video how to survive office politics, how to deal with unreasonable managers, bosses or even backstabbing colleagues

[@amarisbutlr]

criminals watching this: *welp guess we gotta think of another plan*

[@xenarlonia8470]

This is why I try to never be alone and I also know how to pull someone’s ear off and jab out their eyes 🤠

[@rashmihikaru1804]

At times like these, I just wish I were a titan shifter 😂😂

[@iriswashere.]

if I were to think of things that make me happy I would end up crying thinking I would not live to see those things again-

[@MaspritOFFICIAL]

This man knows all the situations to survive so he will never fall into any danger 🤣🤣😂😂

[@Aya-pc7zn]

Suggestion:how to survive a snake bite. Hope u do this 🥰

[@gwxd5]

I liked and subbed

[@DaSaNii_]

Thank u so much now all da kidnappers will know when u try to do these steps just great dude just great

[@lesegoyv]

The only time causing harm and pain is necessary. Didn't know my car keys can be my weapon.

[@Bijirin]

How to survive being torture

[@donquavioussquintillioncor2261]

You will survive torture, because its only meant to hurt you, not kill

[@vallynator1452]

HOW TO SURVIVE BEEING KIDNAPPED: be not the kid

[@Electric_gaming386]

Woooow This is soo helpful

[@janee___]

YES I NEED THIS VIDEO

[@Shrine_of_Karma]

I can scream even when my mouth is closed and I have 3 yrs of Tawekwondo, so I'm not scared of kidnapping 😂😂😂

[@ecprod226]

simple answer: If they take ya phone just wear a Apple Watch don’t let em see it call cops and u chillin

[@realSimoneCherie]

In elementary school they did a series of meetings, some with parents and some without, and told us you’re supposed to make yourself as disgusting and inconvenient as possible. Defecate if you can, urinate, if you can, vomit, if you can, do whatever it takes.

[@laurentiudogaru6389]

me when someone tries to kidnap me:the kidnaper:GET INTO THE VAN! me:where are we going?the kidnaper:to my house me: nah i would go with u if we go to mcdonalts