A SEAL Team SIX Member Reveals How To Escape A Kidnapping

[@IK.BE4TS]

I really didnt want to watch this but my brain was like: you never know

[@samsamc5915]

Same bud

[@immortal8034]

Same here

[@hbkchesco5741]

Me right now

[@maurissaholloway3820]

Ikamattos honestly

[@L76-k8y]

Ikr

[@stevecarey2030]

Me: Your fly is undone. Kidnapper: Looks down. Me: Run like hell.

[@sumayyah4228]

Steve Carey lmao 😂

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen9281]

A true genius

[@whynot2047]

YESSSSSSS🤣😂🤣

[@thatstheteasis9817]

sumayyah Islam I have a friend called sumayyah islam

[@thatstheteasis9817]

sumayyah Islam harron??

[@amywarnock8524]

Why did you take so long to get ready? ME : I was putting on my fake scar incase I get kidnapped

[@NicoleLaurenBlake]

Amy Warnock best comment 😂

[@saranikolovska540]

Amy Warnock. Nah, An GROZA is the best! XD

[@derxgarage2121]

Amy Warnock yea but actually makes sense. Not for a everyday carry setup, but in a scenario where you know you are going into a bad situation it would be smart.

[@hudson_daugherty1074]

Amy Warnock lol

[@Swagener87]

Amy Warnock Hahahahahah thank you I genuinely had a good laugh. Hahahahhaah

[@clockworkoregano]

Human trafficking is very real, when traveling abroad in Italy I almost found myself victim to it. In those situations any amount of preparation could be what saves you - the more the better.

[@ij9313]

@NicoleLivingston what happened

[@spasticplastic]

@@ij9313 nothing he's probably lying about it all

[@JonSmith-cx7gr]

Some wop trying to chat you up in a bar isnt human trafficking.

[@gloriareylan2728]

You never know, stop delivering hate. My mom has been nearly raped and kidnapped multiple times. I almost was once as well. Screwed up people in this world.

[@JonSmith-cx7gr]

@@gloriareylan2728 'Nearly' been 'raped and kidnapped' 'multiple times'?? Care to elaborate on that? Always strange how so many claims of dramatic victimhood never seem to have any details behind them? Hey, heres my fantasy scenario: did I ever tell anyone about the time I won a fight against 10 Navy Seals? Yeah yeah and I had sex with a load of swimwear models. Yeah, and then I did other things that got me attention too? It was CRAZY! And then I drove away in my Ferrari. And beat up terrorists.

[@supergamer-tt8lq]

Kidnapper: *Watches video* Also kidnapper: *Takes notes*

[@sofiamartellinirosa4242]

supergamer 360420 oof that’s so true! Now i’m even more scared

[@joshuagranger2529]

@@sofiamartellinirosa4242 this videos still helps even if the one watching is the kidnapper(s) what he said t.e.d.d would still be able to help you know if your being stalked even if the stalker is aware of t.e.d.d like he said if you change your daily routine and are still seeing the same person even after your routine is changed then you have a stalker also even if the kidnapper takes notes off this vid it wouldn't help them simply because if your constantly changing your surroundings unless they're are stalking you 24/7 they will still loose track of you because they do not know where your are going not at all times at least.

[@sofiamartellinirosa4242]

joshua granger Yeah of course.. but he explained some tricks of how to escape or where to hide objects that could help you even fight back ,which I think it could be useful for a kidnapper to know 🤔😟

[@joshuagranger2529]

@@sofiamartellinirosa4242 how would it be useful if you know your being stalked that's the point off t.e.d.d also it's not likely that they'd strip you naked in the middle of the street so you still actually have a chance

[@joshuagranger2529]

@@sofiamartellinirosa4242 besides find different places to hide it specifically in the groin area maybe one on the butt if possible there are places he didn't mentioned

[@chisadickerson5964]

And remember most importantly that. *SWITCHING TO YOUR PISTOL IS FASTER THAN RELOADING*

[@cluejpg]

underrated

[@vaibhavkumar4002]

Alpha1701 your fruit cutting skills is remarkable!

[@emorydull8743]

Knifing is even faster than switching to your pistol

[@emilianomontes6094]

Gaz -2020

[@michaelklassen777]

What are you referring to?

[@BoldWombat]

Guy: reveals how to escape kidnapping Kidnappers: so this is what we do wrong.

[@HondaCivic-hb7rl]

@@Ahfaa07 I didnt know that kidnappers weren't criminals smh🤷‍♂️

[@shavingryansprivate9572]

HTH Pappa Bear if they kidnap you and give you some cake and money then let you go does that still make them a criminal?

[@HondaCivic-hb7rl]

@@shavingryansprivate9572 what does your comment have to do with mine and btw yes they are a criminal who has not been caught yet

[@HondaCivic-hb7rl]

@@shavingryansprivate9572 death box said u mean kidnappers and kidnappers are criminals so that's y I correct him

[@shavingryansprivate9572]

HTH Pappa Bear Lol noob

[@abies1564]

The fact that 16 million people felt the need to watch this is heartbreaking.

[@silvers_ink]

I am responding to your comment a year later and now there's 17 million!

[@Noveltea1113]

I think it’s mostly a bunch of people at 3 am going “ah yes, I must learn this to appease my anxiety”

[@silvers_ink]

@@Noveltea1113 Yea you're probably right about that! I always watch stuff like this because all of the true crime stuff I watch makes me paranoid lol! I bet I'm more prepared to handle a kidnapping or home invasion than the average person though because I know what to look for, I keep weapons on me when I'm outside and when I walk my dog, and keep at least one weapon within reach when I'm sleeping, and I have learned ways to get out of certain situations. You can never be too prepared but I might be a lil too paranoid lol but I love watching true crime videos/documentaries!

[@Noveltea1113]

@@silvers_ink Same! And if I do happen to end up in a bad situation, at least I’ll have some idea of what to do. I don’t have many self defense tools/weapons at the moment, but I’m hoping to get some more in the future. Also maybe a dog that could be good for self-defense, since I’m not very physically intimidating XD

[@charitylove6518]

Lol I this is even funnier cause your one of them 😂

[@DragonIsNotASlave]

"In a life or death situation, the pain and the blood this causes isn't going to matter. Freedom is what matters." I'm gonna apply this meta level philosophy to all aspects of life.

[@bulkychalky9697]

Especially when committing suicide... (Joke I'm not suicidal)

[@nekonesto3125]

It’s illegal

[@dennydarkko]

BobThe Gamer whoah that got dark quick

[@bulkychalky9697]

dennismaryanski I was just stating my thoughts...

[@emmawolfhorn3432]

@@nekonesto3125 not ilegal when youre dead

[@nukbincanfly7560]

Me:* In a quarantine, staying at home.* KZbin: Imma recommend you this in case someone kidnaps you from your house.

[@red1doesstuff725]

Just imagine You might've kidnap yourself and thats your "quarantine"

[@Rockysp24]

Yell hey man social distance sir

[@aorp9893]

Ahaha yeah same

[@realbonix5302]

*Sudden foreshadowing*

[@realbonix5302]

@@mercyxheng1446 .... arent that aint funny lad thats just offensive

[@cliffordchen327]

Me : "I'm very sure that no one will ever kidnap me" My brain : "WATCH IT, WATCH IT !"

[@CloveBunny]

Me right now. xD

[@SaymonHissa]

Same

[@burpostockings]

Its okay my people. Im sure theres always some weird guy thats into doughy youtube addicts, always have hope :'D

[@ironicallyiconic3429]

Same!!!

[@cliffordchen327]

@@Asahiart000 YES

[@karlajimenez5210]

I live in Mexico in one of the most dangerous states, I am a woman and I've always been afraid of being kidnapped on my way to school or work. So these tips really come in handy in an emergency case.

[@BobSaint]

That's just sad.

[@imcool9039]

Instructions unclear. I just kidnapped myself

[@matthewforth1027]

I’m Cool I appreciate that you’re keeping that alive ✊🏼

[@faye3642]

I’m Cool ok this made me laugh so hard 😂😂

[@reyco2.032]

Hate when it happens

[@sujaybelsare4743]

@@faye3642 r/woosh

[@jonhewitt8259]

@@sujaybelsare4743 do you know what r/wooosh

[@1eighty]

"The pain and the blood that this causes isn´t going to matter. FREEDOM is what matters" That´s the most American comment I´ve ever heard

[@tomastrain1898]

@what we must be lmaooooo america WAS the colony

[@tomastrain1898]

@what we must be you said "or any other country that got colonised but fought for their freedom", responding to the comment talking about america. so unless you're talking about native americans, i don't see what you are talking about.

[@tomastrain1898]

@what we must be oh sorry i thought you were including america in your first comment

[@davidyusaku]

well then my friend you are now being watched bcs of your comment and be careful with that xkeyscore

[@1eighty]

@@davidyusaku How is the weather on Indonesia? -twist: the child then remember his dad already inside the coffin

[@giornogiovanna2162]

He looks like a typical commander in Call of Duty games.

[@davute9546]

ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE!!!!!

[@majin3380]

Sniper on the horizon get down

[@dakotabiggs9160]

ENEMY ON BRAVO

[@ottod323]

Yeah idk i hardly play Im active

[@ryugun2.059]

Beware! Hostile hunter killer drone inbound

[@paulahillier1390]

Going to the grocery store... better slap on the fake scar.

[@pey10bogvkuehl29]

@Sarafina Summers Not really.

[@skylahenry8552]

I love keeping my razor blades in my shoes

[@LadyLiberty-zd1nv]

Dr. Phil 😂

[@velveteencherrytart6335]

philly🥺

[@catwoman2329]

Yeah...I feel like bad bad Leroy Brown. I got a 32 gun in my pocket for fun, and a razor in my shoe. 😉

[@sAMiAm1]

Lmfao

[@titanial.4657]

Lol...lol

[@MisleadGaming]

If you suspect you’re being followed, make 4 right turns or 4 left turns. If they are still behind you, you’re being followed, because you just drove in a square (circle)

[@OctoberVanity]

Mislead Gaming hmm smart

[@Rxck5TARRR]

😂😂😂😂

[@funsclub2931]

This is actually said in Hacking the System national geographic show.

[@imhereformusic]

Mislead Gaming this happened to my dad and I two years ago. I noticed a car following us on the freeway and my dad didn’t. I told him to drive into a parking lot and drive right out to make sure, the driver was following. I said let’s drive towards the police station but stay in main streets and I called the cops. Had dispatch with me on the phone and two cop cars pulled us both over (me and the guy following us). The driver saw us and apologized as he thought he was following his friend (not sure if that was true). The cops let us go and kept the driver there for questioning. I think my dad was not as worried as I was but I had a strange feeling and thought that was the best thing to do. Never drive home!!! I think this saved us.

[@elladavina1593]

Mislead Gaming One time my dad was driving him and I to a family friend’s house and we got lost. And then we started making turns the same as the lady in front of us and her and her kids kept looking back at our car, I’m pretty sure they thought we were following them for a good 5 minutes or so.

[@papaya783]

Me: *Doesn't believe I'll ever get kidnapped Also Me: *Watches the video just in case

[@martinasimic5]

I escaped kidnapping

[@Ghost-ro7oc]

animal_lover really??

[@___rimr]

Hahaha! True!

[@shutthefuckup9774]

@@martinasimic5 tell us the tea please

[@mhg0624]

Zubemo Tungoe I was your 1 k like

[@vgrisingstudios7292]

*I get abducted Abductor: "I will hold you for ransom!" Me: *fake coughs Abductor: *let's me go...

[@themonarch8868]

Finally KZbin recommendation is useful for once

[@drwest-vk4pv]

Smug Irrelevance what's wrong with wearing a seatbelt

[@irishace9280]

it's a report for a hacker, not a fucking let's play. And I can tell you're 11 by your pure immaturity. Not even with the amount of views this has is close to the denominator in a fraction of how many people get kidnapped would these be known.

[@drwest-vk4pv]

if you don't wear seatbelts you're cool or what?

[@niksrider866]

Every robber is going to carry a key now.

[@talia6268]

Ikr

[@Cologram]

If you’re being kidnapped, just pretend to have a seizure, the kidnapper won’t know what to do and you’ll cause a scene, drawing attention, which will cause the kidnapper to run away

[@BethJehovah]

Kidnappers have to close distance. See them and run into a building or store with people. If they get to you, gouge the eyes. No one can take what they can't see.

[@Salam-ti1up]

@@BethJehovah D I just stick my fingers in their eyes? whats the technique

[@bonelessbooks9263]

salam :3 just shove that peace sign into the prefrontal cortex. Lobotomize that sucker

[@Cologram]

boneless books very helpful, thank you

[@Cologram]

Uncanny Star-Lord what if they have glasses? Should you bite them instead?

[@wellsr9280]

Watching this and thinking about being in a situation where I'd actually have to use these skills gives me so much anxiety...my heart goes out to those who have had to go through this :(

[@nienkebennink]

Reese Wells same

[@Mia-rn8jh]

Yessss

[@RatIceCream]

I saw this dude get kidnapped right in front of my house. That was messed up

[@acewild9689]

cry baby

[@dickmeatbootysack2165]

Cameron Rotten Lemon and did you just watch? You probably did that one thing where you thought other people were gonna call right?

[@EzmaYoutube]

How to escape a kidnapping: *Just be built different*

[@imsocool24]

watching this because my anxiety said i was going to be kidnapped

[@dreamkey1263]

Same here

[@DeoVolenteATX]

rae yup same

[@maddibesaddi]

*sigh* just in case same

[@luckyhpbc8029]

😖

[@pigeonmaster1361]

Did you

[@bunnifn9381]

If someone’s trying to kidnap you just say “no”, then they legally aren’t allowed to continue

[@izzyb5644]

They aren't legally allowed to kidnapped either 😂

[@norsendo6532]

They can’t kidnap you without your consent.

[@bunnifn9381]

SPEED BOOSTER sorry you can’t take a joke my guy

[@fernandocontreras4981]

@@Theturbobooster Why? Lmao

[@alexisvargas3745]

Gabriel Chavez life hacks 101

[@waterproof4403]

my family: why are you taking all those stuff with you me: I will be kidnapped today so i need it

[@kacper8435]

LOL

[@CanofSoda_]

LOL

[@bacca166]

Lol

[@nignog1737]

LOL

[@magdelinem6962]

Lol talking about paranoia

[@NkosiCebile]

If I see someone is following me, especially in a doggy area... I walk on the middle of the road, you instantly draw attention to yourself because everyone looks at you as wtf you doing.I was mugged four times in the same neighborhood within 2 years after doing this... I haven't been mugged.. if I feel threatened at all by a person and something doesn't feel right, if that person comes close I scream very loud (which I've done and the guy ran away, or find a way to draw attention to myself) hardest thing to do if you an introvert... draw attention... scream, kick things, make it difficult for someone to come near you without anyone noticing

[@ashlynmullins7572]

this makes me even more paranoid than i already am but at least i learned something

[@A-_-A.]

Ashlyn Mullins same

[@lemon9.9]

paranoid is not that bad as u are definitely prepared when bad situation happens

[@A-_-A.]

Andy Yip ikr thank god for that

[@leahperlman9220]

Ashlyn Mullins same

[@nextstep6410]

Ashlyn Mullins ikr

[@mohammedlakka]

Just carry a handgranade and tell the kidnapper "if you dont let me go, we will blow". Works 9/10 times. Trust me.

[@Intervampir]

Wrong... It works 9/11 times

[@dekobeast]

@@Intervampir well played good sir

[@langefrank4338]

🤣

[@cheafmin1399]

@@InnocentPlayer or worse

[@InnocentPlayer]

@@cheafmin1399 yeah..

[@shanice8518]

Good. Now tell me how to escape jail.

[@CyberDocUSA]

If it's federal prison it's easy. Bribe them since none of them are getting paid during this govt shutdown. ;-)

[@CyberDocUSA]

@PenguinxII G well at least our illustrious orange president caved in and lifted the shutdown for now. Hopefully your Dad didn't fall on hard times.

[@themanplan987]

@PenguinxII G did he really not get paid ?

[@brandoooo6]

Shaniqua ain't gettin out

[@brandoooo6]

@@CyberDocUSA holy whiteknight lmao I pay taxes so yeah, that'll pay for her stuff. Good point and well presented

[@barriereid9244]

As an investigative journalist it was recommended for me on my notifications. Great to refresh my former skills. Stay safe one and all.

[@jaykewalramani7982]

Plot twist: he is actually a dangerous criminal and teaching us and his friends in prison how to escape a cop

[@fbi101]

Jay Kewalramani i would not be surprised tbh

[@Torgtorgtorg]

This assumption of yours could make a really good book or a movie

[@tsunamifoxy]

Criminals don't look that good

[@fbi101]

Tsunami Foxy you’d be surprised lmao

[@cubama3502]

That's what i was thinking lmao

[@Miles-qv6oj]

“ nah sister, you ain’t getting me to no *secondary location* “

[@Oktobot12]

You want it GO GET IT

[@lay10vids]

xDarkSoul_- shut tf up

[@erickihrig1682]

@@Oktobot12 STREET SMARTS

[@TimCNA]

Bittenbinder did it again

[@Miles-qv6oj]

xDarkSoul_- ?

[@finlayg9833]

If the person who kidnaps you doesn’t show up for 15 minutes your legally aloud to leave

[@anurag_t]

That sounds rude 😂

[@et8672]

Allowed*

[@atharvranjan]

@@et8672 grammar nazi

[@doge8825]

Don’t woooosh me I get the joke but you’re kinda always allowed to leave

[@stara_garda_3]

*you're

[@jaysmamma2750]

I'm 60 years old. I have taken self defense but this is something that I never learned. Thank you

[@ovhkill]

He acts like people just have a handcuff key laying around

[@KongsiILmu-dh5yj]

Metal stuff works as well if its enough length and sturdiness

[@pierson974]

I like the silicone scar idea like that’s practical for the everyday person

[@TMWill-fi5fy]

He's not acting like it, he's saying start carrying it.

[@theunfadeable60]

No hes not. He's clearly telling people to go and get one.

[@AGfrom83]

You can buy one on amazon. But a razor blade is more useful. Because people will use zip ties more often than cuffs.

[@hackermanack3393]

Kidnapper: Prepare to be kidnapped Me: Not So Fast You've Activated My Trap Card

[@buttery_gooch6]

Hackerman *_ACHK ACKH AKCH_*

[@lobo2518]

LMAO

[@Daniel-lx3nh]

I use my facedown card

[@popff7]

*U N O R E V E R S E C A R D*

[@nickcorcoran7638]

This guy is a badass

[@a.92-w6x]

HOODIE NICK true that

[@dawnb5098]

HOODIE NICK his hair do says it all dude. 😎

[@dickmeatbootysack2165]

HOODIE NICK he was on seal team six, the team that killed osama bin laden. Doubt he was actually on the mission but you never know. Plus the seals have the hardest training out of all the services, you have to train for SEa, Air, Land.

[@bottombagfrenchfry7127]

cgonz why would he say it though? He’s not talking about his achievements, he’s talking about how to escape a kidnapper and prevent a kidnapping.

[@emilybaker52]

cgonz Nah cause it can be pretty controversial

[@blondeboy9288]

There's no such thing as a former navy seal, once a navy seal always a navy seal.

[@TheLostBijou]

Well, the service takes a toll on body and mind, so there does come a time when you must leave it behind. Yet he has become a teacher, so he is still serving us :)

[@raphaelmrhokage4475]

Did he just tell every criminal watching this how to escape handcuffs

[@eiriklarsen4608]

not really, when law enforcement use handcuffs they engage a lock that keeps the ratchet arm from making the cuffs overly tight, the only way to defeat handcuffs when locked this way is a. a key, or b. picking the handcuffs through the key hole

[@CarlosHernandez-oj1bf]

Eirik Larsen You are correct, if the double lock mechanism is engaged than the only real way to get the cuffs off is with the key. And ppl getting cuffed normally get searched as well.

[@belbarcelos9264]

If you get arrested, the handcuffs are going to be the least one of your problems. So what if you get out of it? The police can just shoot you, or put some tighter ones on you

the real criminals call themselves 'govt' or 'police'.

[@j.l.stanford1754]

@ my man spitting facts

[@MissRiaRose]

This video has given me SO much anxiety

[@allinvanity]

Ria Rose Same

[@resgt8578]

Same tf

[@marinaagzp315]

Ria Rose omg me too especially when he said that if you do something different than usual the kidnapper will start looking for you because it has happened to me and I didn’t released it until now..fml

[@nicoleolivia9897]

Same!!

[@spooderman6933]

Ria Rose same!!

[@jzakary1]

Having been an Aid Worker in Iraq and Afghanistan, I can confirm this guy knows what he's talking about. In our training, they told us that if you see an opportunity to run, then you take it. That said, you're probably going to be tied up with a bag over your head, so i'm not sure how realistic some of these escape tactics are. His point about mixing up your daily routine, is hands down the best preventative measure.

[@christianrenzpueyo6705]

Josh Zakary the vid says he is a Seal Team 6 member, so I guess he really does,

[@travisyoutube1319]

yeah if you want to know more his name is Clint Emerson and he has a book called 100 deadly skills its pretty informative even though some stuff is a bit out there

[@andersenkilgore5294]

Travis KZbin his stuff is a bit out there probably because you've never used it Or been trained with it so you cant understand how effective it really is

[@abradolflincler1563]

Josh Zakary you dont need to see anything when you get down and grab the razor blade out of your shoe

[@m.r.d4550]

Thank you for your service sir

[@rohitkunnath5373]

I still can't get the handcuffs off till today

[@iloilee]

MORE GOOD ONES! if you’re in the trunk of a car, kick out the tail lights. You could stick your arm out and possibly reach for the handle of the trunk, OR you could just keep your hand stuck out. You could wave it around rapidly and someone driving behind the car will see it and call the police. If someone puts you in a chokehold, swing your leg at their crotch. This should stun them enough to get away, even if it only weakens their grip a little bit. Alternatively, you can stick your fingers in the attacker’s nose and then push upwards hard. If someone is trying to force you into a vehicle, stretch all your limbs out. It’s much harder for the kidnapper to shove you into a small space when you’re making yourself larger than it. If the kidnapper put you in a regular seat of a car, don’t bother buckling in. That would only slow down your escape. If the attacker puts their hand over your mouth, bite their finger or hand as hard as you can! If someone is attacking you or grabbing you, always aim for the groin, eyes, and throat. Claw their eyes out, choke them, and smash their crotch. Even if the attacker is female, a blow to the breast or crotch should still hurt a lot. If a man is orally raping you (or about to), bite his penis as hard as you can WITHOUT drawing blood. If you draw blood and it gets in your mouth, you could contract an STD they may have. Also grab one of their testicles, twist, and then pull hard. Always let a loved one know where you’re going and what time you should be back. Try to always carry a weapon with you. Whether it be a gun, pepper spray, a pocket knife, a taser, etc. Even a simple blade could save you. And take a cell phone everywhere. If you’ve been abducted, turn it on silent so they don’t know you have a phone with you. Always be LOUD! Break windows, scream, yell, smash stuff, and break down doors. If someone is stalking you with their car, turn and run the opposite direction of where it’s facing. It takes time to turn a car around. Then run through tight alleys, hop over fences, etc. If you’re locked in a room or in a basement, try everything you can to escape through a window, break down a door, pick a lock, etc. Also try flickering the lights over and over to attract attention outside. You could even try it in Morse code. It’s pretty much not used anymore, but it’s worth a try. SOS in Morse code is 3 short, 3 long, 3 short. (...- - - ...) flicker a light quickly 3 times, turn it on and off slowly 3 times, then flicker it quickly 3 times. Also::: Don’t spent your time worrying or being paranoid. Being abducted is extremely rare, especially by a stranger. If you have a violent ex or someone else you know, the best thing is to report all their crimes to the police. If you’re still close to someone who might abduct or attack you, hide tools in your and their car. A razor blade, a hammer, etc. Remember to hide useful tools in the trunk of the car. Maybe even an emergency cell phone! Take a piece of paper and write a note to emergency services. Something like “John Smith is my ex and he routinely stalks me and I feel he might be a danger to my safety. His address is ____. If I am to ever go missing, please consider him as a suspect.” Then, hide that piece of paper in your bedroom, but easy enough for a cop to find when one is searching your house for clues after your disappearance. Perhaps under your bed, in a drawer, or in your closet. If someone is following you, go into a public place like a grocery store and call the police. If you’ve ever been a victim of a crime, just remember that it wasn’t your fault at all. The fault lies solely on the criminal. Good luck everyone and stay safe! ❤️

[@yagtoggaf5400]

Leah Spinelli they could always just..REVERSE!

[@evelynesokhon2666]

saw that in a movie

[@paris5908]

Leah Spinelli thanks so much!

[@thomascolglazier6641]

Leah Spinelli some cars do have a metal plate behind the tail light.

[@nohomobro8933]

Leah Spinelli thank you!!

[@vandabus9371]

This video made me kidnap myself.

[@Hypie582]

69000 subscribers with no videos challenge omg did u escape?

[@LaurenBruno-j8t]

*puts handcuffs on and climbs into trunk*

[@θανασης-π7ο]

Did you escape?

[@roadrzorbutchscisco5254]

lmao

[@jediael9906]

This is gre

[@bochen1079]

5:01 "the pain the and the blood this causes isnt going to matter, freedom is what matters. Freedom is what matters." 'MURICA

[@ayuchanayuko]

Team America: World Police

[@Astrophysix1]

**thumbs up.**

[@hubbah9865]

BO CHEN so like every country with freedom??

[@McGr80]

*GAWD BLISS AMURICA*

[@anastasijamojsoska6251]

CAPTAIN MURIKA IS QUAKING

[@KYESTheGamer2487]

another way to find out if someone is following you is to take 4 right turns, walk about 5 meters and then turn right, walk another 5 meters, turn right again, ect... if the person copies you, then your being followed and NEVER walk to your house, go to a nearby shop and stay there for a bit.

[@andreasfradk5954]

This guy saved my life once, i was on my way home when i noticed 3 guys following me, one of them got close and actually punched me, so i broke his nose and made a run for it. Thanks a lot :D

[@ilovecookies8902]

Is it true??? I think so....

[@rrohbot]

Fahad Miah Why would he lie about that?

[@ilovecookies8902]

@@rrohbot then it is real.😲

[@jasonmcmechan2072]

Fahad Miah Jesus Christ is Lord God of all! God bless you all! Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, is too difficult for the Lord our God, with Christ, ALL things are possible!

[@rrohbot]

Jason Mcmechon You are wrong on a few different levels. For one, not all of us believe in Christianity, and two, don’t bring God into this, because this guy actually did everything himself. Well, thank you for blessing us anyways

[@illuminaticonfirmed1223]

When you watch the video but dont get kidnapped _Years of academy training wasted!_

[@tsunamifoxy]

Not on my watch!

[@thesovietcomrade6006]

Hi brother

[@tsunamifoxy]

Oh God now there's two of them

[@thesovietcomrade6006]

actually there is thousands of us and u should know there is always one watching u

[@tsunamifoxy]

*Laughs* Good, good, now I can finally make a friend...

[@LL-rk8oj]

good way to start 2018 with these skills, thanks dude. hopefully I won’t get kidnapped this year

[@rey7157]

L L “this year” lmao hopefully you don’t get kidnapped at ALL

[@ll-yj3hy]

Did you get kidnapped last year?

[@sumayah6025]

Hahah because it's a regular occurrence for you?

[@chocolatefudgebrownl]

Aaron Bagslot- Instagram 😂😂😂😂🤣

[@wahaha858]

you make it sound like you get kidnapped every year

[@lymariejohnson391]

The jack will not wind up that high. And those handcuffs are toys

[@HeartHez]

ANOTHER LIFE SAVING TIP: if you have an iPhone with the newest update, click the on/off button on your phone five times in a row. Then, an “EMERGENCY / SOS” button will appear and if clicked, your phone will send your location to the nearest police department. You can use this button whenever you feel in danger or are in danger!!!! Like so others can see please.

[@HeartHez]

I updated my phone just so I could have this feature

[@briannar7161]

Oh wow I didn’t know that, thanks! That’s such a good feature

[@emolybean]

I saw this on Pinterest and was about to comment the same thing

[@omurice834]

Omg thank you so much

[@emmarellda181]

Do you know if there is any for samsung?

[@igiveyoudispear9975]

“Don’t try this at home” where tf else am I supposed to try it?

[@ashdev862]

😂😂😂 omg these comments.

[@hazellevesque7773]

Go to your grandparents' house

[@N0URii]

kidnapper house

[@Vneosjwfk]

In the basement

[@hannahrepollo]

THIS THREAD

[@newtritonewt]

KZbin: recommend this video on how to escape a kidnapping Me: see it, scroll down, don’t care Also me two seconds later: scroll back up because hold my beer I might need this

[@xoxoMotel]

And thats how i ended up here

[@reyco2.032]

Same, I ended here the same way. Just in case it happens at least I won't have regrets

[@Catsmiththeherblist]

Yep same

[@xxthatoneboi6961]

That's what I did

[@nataliami1777]

Me tooo

[@AsceticAesthetic]

Boss: why were you late for work? Me: I was going to a different environment at a different time.

[@stephcurry2350]

Who else is watching this inside a trunk after being kidnapped

[@kye6375]

Stephen Curry me

[@sofiavanessa4601]

me! i might need some help though, any volunteers?

[@shawnhertel9489]

Drangus

[@aye2you]

not me

[@cmcneill1123]

Yeah me too. It’s a bit dark in here

[@Makasituation]

I bet there are thieves watching this video to step up their tactics.

[@jamais_vu3]

Mak@5 I always wonder the same thing.....what if these survival videos are actually making them step up their game?

[@chernille4916]

Get gold handcuffs?

[@lostconflict9369]

Chernille gold is soft, very soft, if you're on about impure gold like 12cart. Then there's no point, may as well get platinum or titanium cuffs, if they're a thing. And these metals are ALOT harder.

[@elidadlr5177]

Lost Conflict simple solution, put the handcuffs on your victim as tight as they can go and let the teeth rip into their flesh, keep checking their handcuffs every 15 minutes and press down more and more till your break their wrist.

[@UmerIrfanMir]

Mak@5 I hope it's not you xD

[@definitelynotlebronjames443]

I never wake up in the morning and say “lemme hide these tools on my body before I head to work” guess that’s what this world is coming to...

[@PhyreI3ird]

Its always been a dangerous place, sonny.

[@jameshudson6414]

Some places are full of crime sadly, they never know when the next crime will be and if they’re involved in some way 👐

[@NotoLeft]

And you never say: let's disinfect my wallet with alcohol but nowadays we do it

[@craigdontgotit6343]

@@PhyreI3ird Yeah, it was even more dangerous back then, with no surveillance and crime was easy to get away with.

[@evansgithinji4617]

"If you're positive that you're being followed call 911" ME WATCHING FROM AFRICA:🌚🌚🤷🏽‍♂️

[@johannagrace5575]

I hope your speaking for your own country cuz Africa is a continent stop generalising

[@philipmarshall9022]

@@johannagrace5575 your local police number is also 911?

[@washukabeatrice]

Githinji wacha kutushonora aki,, si unapiga 999

[@evansgithinji4617]

@@washukabeatrice haifanyagii😂😂

[@evansgithinji4617]

@@johannagrace5575 so 911 actually works in your country??

[@ceiiknmzx8412]

Nobody: Me: just in case

[@rebecanajar9841]

🙋😂

[@craigdontgotit6343]

It's a very solid video, I myself almost have been kidnapped twice. And I am not the most most innocent looking fellow either.

[@ThatGirlDemixo]

The most useful video I've seen on buzzfeed 👏🏽 thank you lol

[@ghghghghghghghgh7499]

ThatGirlDemixo the only useful video so far 😂

[@ebg3624]

ThatGirlDemixo same same

[@YS-pb5nc]

You mean the only useful video

[@Sirdiggar]

Instructions unclear, kidnapped myself and got locked in a room.

[@ITSKINDAKOII]

Same

[@FakeLexi]

I also got my leg chopped off

[@someonedifferent4116]

You had one job dammit!!

[@pollux3685]

I now have an actual scar on my body...

[@JH-zd3tk]

Instructions unclear i'm now being kidnapped in a basement.

[@joshuaprieto4795]

Terrorist: "before you tie him up check his feet" Seal: "...How'd you know?!" Terrorist: "...youtube"

[@NeroNORirl]

no boom?

[@jolioding_2253]

but if you dont have him tied up already he can fight you

[@nandakishore4467]

😂😂😂

[@PakiiiBux]

Leif A What's a boom got to do with this?

[@Il3lxssed]

Ich glaube mal das die Seals sich nicht gefangen nehmen lassen, die Wahrscheinlichkeit ist erschreckend gering.

[@Unyt]

That's why I keep my trusty Lego sword.

[@NoobsterxD]

Unyt minecraft diamond sword is better

[@stephenmurphy1386]

Wtf hahahahahahhahahahhha

[@vanillamist3606]

Unyt I actually legit have a pillow case stuffed with my old Lego under my bed. Separate spare blocks or just chunks of previously built houses and stuff. Where I live it’s highly unlikely for anyone to even have interest here. But you never know.

[@theyoungartist5776]

Hell yes

[@rafadefrancisco6164]

It’s also very helpful to have your Minecraft sword

[@vin3181]

Me: Your shoes are untied Kidnapper: *looks down* Me: *runs like Usain Bolt*

[@alysasummer7873]

Vin3 I would’ve just let I’m trip

[@giornosayno]

n the kidnapper forgot that he used crocs

[@jjsexy100]

Plot twist: the kidnapper is Usain Bolt

[@mattienorml349]

6:00 True story.. My bf is a bounty hunter, and he catches so many fugitives just by hanging out around stores that the suspect has been known to frequent..

[@BrUh-ve3tq]

This is literally a “how to escape the police”

[@alexanderbendall]

The police are much more advanced than kidnappers

[@BrUh-ve3tq]

Bendall Wizard not after this video

[@ziited5679]

No that literal

[@f.b.i.4217]

TOXIC GOD Final ultimatum But you won’t escape us “hehe”

[@justsomewoomywithamustache4481]

Ah yes, when you get arrested they stuff you in the trunk

[@YouOnlyIiveTwice]

I just got done watching a Gordon Ramsay video teaching me how to make an omelet and somehow I ended up on this video where a Seal Team 6 member is teaching me how to escape a kidnapping. I feel like I've just learned all there is to know about life and I'm ready for the apocalypse.

[@makeitrainnaren]

YouOnlyLiveTwice ah yes it’s good to prepare a good gourmet omelette before escaping Guantanamo Bay through shimmying handcuffs.

[@fiishiez]

Ready for anything...

[@leegordon3232]

Don't forgot to cancel lunch with 'The Most Interesting Man in the World'. Just doesn't seem 'interesting' any more.

[@Mr.Doodlebob]

Now you can escape a kidnapping and go home and make a nice omelet

[@ferdinandtvrdik]

THE LAMB SAUCE

[@moistdumplings5661]

See you all again in 2 years when KZbin recommends this again.

[@precious8652]

REMEMBER ME, ALTHOUGH I HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE...

[@zombioric5890]

See ya

[@catpillow9130]

Cya

[@skeyupon]

Oof

[@pho_is_not_interesting]

Woooooow how original

[@gregh4150]

Dude: teaches me how to escape a trunk Me: Laughs in El Camino

[@aahhh3207]

The cops used to kidnap me all the time, now I know how to escape.

[@CPTNDDPL]

Lmao

[@gruminatorII]

I won a watch, at my last race. I was faster than the cop;)

[@michaeldowney2171]

LMAO

[@elevateyourglow]

😂😂😂😂

[@ricardohernandez5306]

Moneyshot 😂😂😂💀

[@craigjohnson2301]

Me: forgets about razor blade in my shop Airport security: why is there a razor blade in your shoe? Me: the man on the internet told me to

[@staitz2728]

Craig Johnson Better answer: a former seal time six member told me to

[@7GB5]

Yes u forgot ur razor blade back in the hardware shop

[@alysasummer7873]

I think he meant to say shoe. It probably autocorrected to shop

[@yuciehayashi266]

@@7GB5 happens all the time

[@karlobuot5037]

_-JazzGameBoy 777-_ oh yeah thanks for reminding me

[@RockinfunXD]

thank yu for these amazing tips, next time the police kidnaps me i knw what to do

[@jiyunhwang9559]

DomianBlu underrated comment

[@frostyobama1307]

LMAOO

[@jodishu423]

Lmao

[@SaymonHissa]

LMAO

[@PlutoniumSlums]

LMAO

[@howlite6220]

my mom told me If you feel like you're getting stalked, act crazy.

[@thomas1x635]

i cant imagine how many people youv convinced to carry blades 😂 im dead😂😂

[@xxgrand_masterxx4376]

thomas wightman lol guns right

[@sk8er_boi166]

I’ve always carried blades since I was around 12 years old becuse me and my mother got mugged and we both regret not having a self defense weapon

[@nzbg1132]

Hᴇᴊ Mᴏɴɪᴋᴀ is running in the 90s actually....

[@Mudicus]

thomas wightman now you guys can’t get robbed

[@hotbello0071]

really?.........lol i would love to see you stand face to face with him.......LOVE!!!!!! Pfffft. jackassssssss

[@Persed_off]

"Do not try this at home"... Do I really have a choice if I'm being kidnapped

[@Cherry-rv7rr]

Kaylee Atkins If you’re kidnapped and kept in your own house, you CANNOT do any of this.

[@pineapplechunk9740]

If they are good all these lesson are useless

[@noahderby7069]

Well if your kidnapped your not at home

[@shamiahledington7932]

or kidnapping

[@lem2004]

But what if you home is being kidnapped?

[@bobnick4997]

See this is what they should teach in school!

[@alpacanee4872]

No, just what they can use if there kidnapped, for example, school items such.

[@zacharycaldwell7821]

Bob Nick same PFP

[@matteospatola2539]

Connor Gerrard yes we want schools to

[@lostconflict9369]

Antarctic_dude Don't think you know what you just agreed to, actually, you obviously don't.

[@ineedzemedic5810]

Connor Gerrard how many kids have been kidnapped yeah so there's atleast one reason

[@nicolasenriquegarciacastil974]

I recommend carrying a .44 You know, that is much more reliable

[@sofiah.5820]

I'll say I'd annoy them to death or something, but in the real scanario I'd probably cry.

[@damemeplug5062]

Just do what key ans peele did in the psycho clown vid

[@cadenjohnson1137]

Best case scenario they'll just shoot you then

[@sofiah.5820]

@@cadenjohnson1137 see you on the other side then lol

[@cadenjohnson1137]

@@sofiah.5820 Adios

[@sofiah.5820]

@@cadenjohnson1137 👋

[@EinfachArtur]

If you see someone following you while you drive Drive around the block 1-2 times. If they still behind you, drive to the next police station

[@klvn2266]

Artur what about when you drive around the block two/three times because you are being followed... And the person infront of you did the same thing because they think you are following them.... #Followception

[@JsJdv]

Or just drive them over and pretend nothing happened

[@tea5647]

Or just go to a public place if they are trying to follow you while you are walking

[@EinfachArtur]

ARegularEverydayKazooPlayer I've played enough Assassins Creed to know what a suicide move that would be for me

[@BOHICA_]

+Artur You know you are cringe af when you use video game situations to explain real life.

[@g6taurus]

I feel like Dwight from the office would’ve watched this a thousand times

[@thecozyconstellation]

dwight shrute is the one who taught this guy LOL

[@sonilite]

This is what they need to show at schools

[@veroman1776]

"Freedom is what matters" *'Merica*

[@greywolf1608]

Me: gets kidnapped Kidnappers: pays me to leave.

[@paarthjagga7287]

J. I. That’s a terrible joke

[@ourochroma]

finally something useful

[@Drezzy888]

oriana garrido i was the 700 like :D

[@FOOJFOOJIYAMA]

You can hide things by surgically adding pockets to your skin.

[@ameliavelez2380]

250 kidnappers disliked

[@catmandew7431]

Over 700 now

[@Sv-eg2fy]

777

[@talaverajr391]

Amelia Vélez lol 250 likes on this comment lol so ironic.

[@mustachelol5806]

Amelia Vélez 800

[@yukissme]

806 kidnappers now wow

[@schizophreniagaming1187]

*Kidnappers hates him see how this man escapes with these simple tricks*

[@laggard7173]

Click before it gets deleted

[@usagifang]

XD

[@GiganFTW]

Chrome Incognito Mode you made my night!

[@naerwyn239]

ilu

[@SolidIncMedia]

This comment needs a totally unrelated photo with it, like a picture of an arm with a gigantic red arrow pointing to the index finger.

[@dylanw8842]

Currently watching this from inside my trunk

[@RagingInsomniac]

Violense on SC XXXTENTACION is that you?

[@teknorobul8975]

Good luck dude!

[@imelevated53]

What’s your snap

[@just_aweird0]

Pixel Shibe He died ;-;

[@ShoWola_D]

Prisoners who got a phone for one day: ohhhhhhhhhh YEAAAAAHHH!😏

[@ElSauxy02]

the 6,094 dislikers are the kidnappers

[@reltna752]

you can also kick your way through to the back light of the car and wave ur hand so other cars can see you, this has saved lives

[@rickyd3987]

reltna Are you serious about this, or is it a joke? I'm just asking

[@reltna752]

Ricky D I’m serious

[@babygurljrl]

Ricky D It's true, the taillight.

[@tonyharrington100]

I think that’s what happened in Psych

[@laurar614]

reltna oh yeah from the movie “the call” or something like that

[@claireb.5741]

I'm stressed as hell now

[@ikeshpack9644]

Claire B. But you just got cheat codes

[@TTYLXOX4]

same

[@Smudge7Four]

lol

[@alysoup4dasoul502]

Same omg. Im scared to leave my house now

[@claireb.5741]

IKesh Pack yeah but now I can't stop thinking about getting kidnapped

[@kayceewolf8581]

My mom and marine veteran step father bought me a small can of pepper spray that I take to school each day when I walk or ride my bike since there are a lot of creeps and criminals around. Thank you and I will use this information if needed in the future!

[@TheLostBijou]

Its like one of my teachers said about survival kits: You can't count on it always being around, so when you get a survival kit, you must learn to do without each of the items. Then he introduced something I call the concept of the sacred trinity: Dirt time, passion, and knowledge. That's all you need!

[@Coryraisa]

But pepper spray can be taken away and used against you. _NEVER_ , ever carry weapons on you.

[@purmhy]

If someone tries to kidnap you. *Just say no* Kidnappers can't legally kidnap you if you don't want them to.

[@antisocialsocialite5046]

Kidnapping requires consent! No means no!

[@ctrlinsidr]

Fucking genius mate

[@f0rk16]

r/technichallythetruth

[@purmhy]

@@haylee07 - They have to, it's the law

[@SD-kb1vl]

why didnt i think of this genius idea

[@psychobigpapa942]

Lesson learned Now I just have to get kidnapped

[@allinvanity]

Psycho Big Papa xD

[@curtisdevlin3892]

@@xxxdarkshadowxxx4776 weirdo

[@martinlutherkingjr.2993]

Curtis Devlin its a fucking joke bruh

[@wimss6063]

@@curtisdevlin3892 r/wooooosh

[@victoriasmith490]

Be careful what you wish for!!!!😈

[@shanirossouw8949]

We're all living the same life 1# You didn't search for this 2# You watched this incase something happens...

[@ethanturner1061]

I actually searched it because I'm boree

[@_adelaide_rose_]

I searched for this but not this specifically.

[@Alraeesi_01]

Man i am having my final exams and what youtube recommends is top ten survival kits and this

[@bojanapadezanin2773]

I searched for knife throwing tips and then gun escape so I also clicked on this

[@savinnap4172]

@@_adelaide_rose_ same

[@Reluctant.Idealist]

Had a really intense and realistic dream about being kidnapped, and now I’m here