How to Use a Public Restroom

[@schmoyoho]

Acoustics in the Bathroom streaming everywhere: soulspazm.ffm.to/taitb The Schmo Cinematic Universe continues: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bZWkhnR6n7utrJY

[@deepdownderryl]

I'd rather not.

[@LevelFear]

I can't believe it! All these years I did it totally wrong! Thank you schmoyoho for opening my eyes!

[@schmoyoho]

Joe Avella you're doing it right. here, have a coffee

[@AJCVYC93]

I will!! Thank you for your inspiration!!

[@IanWatson]

I don't know what I just saw, but I suddenly need to use the bathroom.

[@MrKaleen]

Sketches like these need to come back, I miss them so much

[@schmoyoho]

have no fear, ONE IS COMING NEXT WEEK

[@MrKaleen]

schmoyoho yessssssss SO HYPEd

[@CarterGregg25]

How about this year

[@nairocamilo]

@@CarterGregg25 How about THIS year?

[@kaihart5870]

How about now?

[@gravecactus]

No seriously though, why is there a full inch gap on every public restroom panel? Who designed this shit?

[@TheDinis553]

As you see in this video ,they are designed for singing not for pooping.

[@Youdotty]

That was one of the weirdest things when I visited the America. That and how crazy high the water level is.

[@vorpal22]

Airports. They have music everywhere EXCEPT the bathrooms, which are deathly silent. That's right, airport staff: I don't want anyone to hear me walking, but I want everyone to hear every tinkle and plop.

[@user-uj6sc7ls9y]

Only in North America.

[@schmoyoho]

for making eye contact and then making friends

[@SoSezTheDude]

You'd have to be a fool to *NOT* accept slightly wet bathroom cashews.

[@schmoyoho]

SoSezTheDude i agree, when they're wet they keep you hydrated

[@MastuuurCh33f]

schmoyoho Brilliant.

[@laurenmamapoop8160]

@@schmoyoho how do you know it’s water?

[@juansek208]

@@laurenmamapoop8160 That's not the point.

[@cranberry63]

@@laurenmamapoop8160 I love your name!

[@LucidPoseidon]

OH MY GOD. I saw this video ages ago and I could never remember its name but I finally found it again. What a harmonious reunion.

[@abigaillarue7916]

lucid poseidon Ages? 😂

[@gaddovame2879]

"The Acoustics in the Bathroom" should really be an EP. Even 7 years later, it is still a banger.

[@AwesomeRobot15]

I make sure to watch this at least once a year. That's how often it randomly gets stuck in my head.

[@jasonjoby4771]

Hey lobster! Tell me a horror story?

[@AwesomeRobot15]

One time I found a dumpster with no food in it.

[@lourencoroselino3917]

Watched this year already?

[@AwesomeRobot15]

Today is my lucky day to randomly remember this video. I think it’s been a few years. This is the only constant in my life.

[@cranberry63]

I love that the two ladies pop out of the stall at 4:03. I can’t tell you how often that happens at work!

[@armchair_expert]

"Why should I go to see a Rihanna concert, when I can sing inside a bathroom stall?" I am relieved to know I am not the only one pondering this question.

[@cranberry63]

While I was pooping at work I belted out this line! People outside were like “Dude has issues!”

[@mayday3177]

Almost 9 years later and this is still pure flames

[@anthemofadam]

when musicians get bored

[@okashi10]

I'M SO CONFUSED in a good way but I really want him to wash his hands eew.

[@Ravenishish]

For me it's the guy who pokes his head under the stall...I want him to wash his hair so badly.

[@absolutegamer7156]

Press f to pay respects to the disrespected toilet paper

[@schmoyoho]

people of Earth - our friend Stephon LaMar joined us in another video - Herp de Derp !!! (even though it's not about restrooms, you can watch it in a restroom if you'd like)

[@Ivohett_]

:D

[@BackWhenGaming]

I'm stuck

[@awesomeguy510]

Accent on the whaaat?

[@gojoe5000]

I wanna hear epic voice guy say, "It's derpin' time!"

[@snafou3255]

Herp de Derp is a beautiful music .. I LOVE IT !

[@Koarpse]

I followed these steps but it didn't work out as planned.

[@peachee12]

come on man, this comment was 3 years ago, and this isnt even about politics

[@skankinbob1]

7 years have passed and this is still my favorite video on KZbin 😊

[@liebling4069]

So that's how I make friends?!! :D

[@dipperjc]

+Dogs For Life Of course. What were you trying before now?

[@wafer2511]

Dogs For Life Were you trying to talk to people not in a public restroom? How lower class.

[@thecredenzaman7705]

Little did you know, You are in jail now. :)

[@MichaelJangada]

Best music video EVER! Let's pull a 2 billion views milestone? 1. Gangnam Style 2. What does the Fox say? 3. How to Use a Public Restroom Subscribed for overall greatness!

[@michaelwhite2169]

Damn, every time I start a musical number in a public restroom or offer tasty treats to a guy in the stall next to me they just leave without saying anything. I'm doing everything in this video but no one is breaking down and dancing... WTF AM I DOING WRONG?

[@ImaginationMediaTV]

Lol.

[@Creatordead]

Are you making sure your hands are wet?

[@amliacosta8652]

did you bring your friends that are the oppisote gender to this sing song dance along. in the bathrooom?

[@amliacosta8652]

Were they CASHEWS! they have to be cashews.

[@amliacosta8652]

and u have to answer a call and say your busy. afterthat ask why them didnt poo. see, i know your difficulty. ive tried this about a couple times. ive been thrown out many times but thats one step closer to the ulttimate bathroom experience....

[@michellemassacre999]

Schmoyoho just might be the most inspirational channel on KZbin. Maybe the voice of a generation. Not mine... but someone's.

[@gansterlicous]

Who wouldn't accept slightly damped cashews in a bathroom?

[@PhilosophicalBum21]

You would have to be nuts not to.

[@PjSparkle08]

PhilosophicalBum21 ha!

[@absolutegamer7156]

@@PjSparkle08 Ha!

[@who0kid123]

I tried this today, but i got slapped.

[@schmoyoho]

remember - if you hadn't tried you would have regretted it all your life. just like asking that girl/guy out. that's pretty much the same. at least you tried. hugs, schmo

[@who0kid123]

schmoyoho haha ya, next time I'm trying it in the women's washroom :D

[@jrtman]

Cho 'Gath The pepper spray! It burns!

[@eLonYouchoob]

Me and a few friends from the SHS Adelettes HAVE actually sung in 4 part harmony in the Saks 5th Avenue 3rd floor bathroom in Manhattan after we realized the acoustics were phenomenal. And it was wonderful. And random people did come in. And applaud. And it was perfect.

[@schmoyoho]

did Blason come in the bathroom? also, can you upload this rendition you the youtubes?

[@eLonYouchoob]

Unfortunately we didn't take a video... but the memory lives on in my heart. (might I add that afterwards we went up and down the 5 floors of escalators in Saks 5th Ave 3 times singing christmas carols in 4 part harmony. NONE of the employees or managers kicked us out because we put a smile on their faces. And at one point we ran out of songs we knew the harmonies to and stopped... but a few wonderful people who were on the escalators behind us begged us not to stop so we started from the top of our christmas carols list) Apparently random singing in public places is becoming socially acceptable. YAY.

[@musingsofasquidlover2112]

This entire video is legitimately me in public restrooms. Thank you, schmoyoho, for turning my experiences into a reality, even if it was unintentional.

[@atomicdancer]

You should really stop giving people food under the toilet stalls.

[@musingsofasquidlover2112]

+atomicdancer You want some? It's a little wet. Seriously, though, someone has offered me bread rolls they were warming under a hand drier. I respectfully declined, but I sometimes wonder how my life would have changed had I decided to take a chance.

[@sagelebrun4900]

Funny comments are funny

[@LucidPoseidon]

+Musings of a Squid Lover This actually brings to mind how simply/drastically one's life could easily be altered due to the smallest decision. Truthfully, it can be quite terrifying when you look at it from a larger perspective.

[@musingsofasquidlover2112]

This is so true. And now I must live with all the pain and guilt of never knowing. Don't make my same mistake. Thank you for your presumed support as I work through this difficult time.

[@cambargera]

0:39 i need a full song. Best part by far.

[@manelkh3706]

I wonder how the Gregory bros discuss ideas for their videos. did one of them (cough morchael cough) go like : "hey guys i have this idea about wifi in public restrooms, singing and a guy with slimy hands and a spoon in his jacket" lol

[@MaikoXSekai]

Actually wanted him to finish that song at 0:40 it's so good

[@xHamxNelson]

I'm noticing that JonTron is liking a bunch of videos that involve how to do things.

[@MauriceGucci]

xHamxNelson lol

[@selah21740]

3 years later and this video still has me rolling

[@IHUGCREEPERS4FUN]

he's got the eddie murphy look

[@alexhogg8272]

This is awe-inspiring. I'd love for each one of these three songettes to be made into full length songs / epic masterpieces please. That truly would be doing the best damn job you could.

[@shantomio]

I need the whole song (without interruptions). You ask me Why? I don't know Why. All I know is I need this song. But Why, did he help you? Why is just awesome, as is this song.

[@coollary1]

0:38 Please say you made a full version!

[@totallylogan8680]

Why is there a lady in the mens restroom?

[@huggan]

That's Sarah, she's looking for Wifi.

[@totallylogan8680]

but what were those 2 other ladies doing?

[@schmoyoho]

cake man you're not asking the important questions--like what was the actual wifi password?

[@totallylogan8680]

well im sorry D: im just curious and Curiosity can be taken to the Extreme like some people DO anything to figure something out! so Why disrupts someones Curiosity?

[@totallylogan8680]

schmoyoho Plus Schomoyoho I love this song Btw

[@PencilO11]

This video is so different from most videos and I loved it. Changed up the formula and was very entertaining

[@josbru3536]

I really need more sketch musicals, I saw this EONS ago but I miss these so much

[@tmac13in34]

damn these people can sing man lol

[@GordonFreas]

I love these ultra-weird mini-musicals so much

[@Ytsugo]

Thank God, I thought I was the only one using the bathroom like this.

[@LichKingHappyPage]

Only if this actually happened in the bathrooms.

[@kikisparkle728]

Oh i saw this ,so weird

[@HyoKoibito]

i would love it

[@amitthehuman]

I can't sing so I would actually feel really out of place...

[@claudialethlean398]

wiias40 just do what that guy at the end who was always just staring at them did and dance instead

[@rickisrandom7]

Seriously! I don't get why some dudes look in the stalls! Someone peeked inside when I was at Olive Garden. I know I'm not the only victim. Lmao

[@schmoyoho]

we have to put a stop to it, activate the bat signal

[@rickisrandom7]

Hahaha, I'm with you on that!

[@cynthiajohnson9873]

Yeah. This is a huge problem - the wide gaps in the stalls. Order a potty blind and stop the peeks! www.pottyblinds.com

[@baqcasanke]

So what they'll see you shitting. Is that seriously a big deal?

[@relm.5934]

Might be into you. 😬

[@Lydomina]

Anyone else notice when the guy says "no, you don't have to be right back" the toilet paper is dry, but right after that it's wet again? Well I did, because this is what I do with my life at 3am....

[@nc6714]

^ my life in a nutshell.

[@Illlium]

Also when he leaves the stall the paper is dry again. You don't have to thank me.

[@archieross0239]

@benjamin455 Heyya so bored today

[@andreacorposmae4202]

@ronnie161 Hi there you're still alive then, yes I'm still modeling part time

[@asayudwhaddameant8346]

Ths is an example of the infectious, singable melodies that I miss from Schmoyoho. Kill the Club Mixes and big booty bass tracks , and get back to these kinds of compositions.

[@schmoyoho]

Make Schmoyoho Great Again

[@asayudwhaddameant8346]

Touche! ;-)

[@derekrichardt]

This, is a perfect KZbin video. I will never need to see another KZbin video after watching this video. It has everything I need.

[@1161jwilliams]

0:36-0:56 I’ve been waiting for you guys to finish this excerpt its beautiful.

[@Jokestur]

LYRICS!!!!!!!! (0:37) Oh, who designed these stall doors, And why is there a crack? He saw me with my pants down, And I can never take it back. (2:14) The acoustics in the bathroom are so beautiful. The acoustics in the bathroom are so grand. Whoever first built restrooms with reflective tiles, Deserves a quite enthusiastic hand. (You're right) The acoustics in the bathroom are quite useful, When I've got time to kill and whistle a little tune. Whoever is responsible for making us sound better, Deserves some bright and colorful balloons. Oh, this could have been a boring place, Carpeted and muted, But it's a reassuring place, Full of the sound of music. The acoustics in the bathroom are more perfect, Than the Opera House or even Carnegie Hall. Why should I go to see a Rihanna concert, When I can sing inside a bathroom stall? Whoever was the architect to set such a lovely president, Deserves a statue 18 stories tall. (4:01) I'm back! (He's black!) At last! (At last!) And it feels so great! It's been 3 and a half long hours since I had to urinate! Everyone looks so swell. How are you? (I'm doin' well.) That's good! If we all stay here we'll never be apart, We'll brake the Y-axis of the happiness chart. I'm back! (He's back!) At last! (At last!) And I'm here to stay, Every night, Every morning, And everyday!

[@dennycorona1]

Wait,it says he's back,not black!?😂

[@TheNugettinage]

+Acidic Apples You forgot the part about the crack in the stall doors.

[@Jokestur]

+TheNugettinage Gotcha bud

[@TheiLame]

2:21 My face while watching this video matches with the dude on the left perfectly.

[@Deemikey]

A few pointers from an old pro. 1) Dude never washed his hands! Eww. Don't be 'that guy'. 2) Never use the stall next to Senator Larry Craig, not that there's anything wrong with that. 3) If you hear grunting in the next stall cover your mouth and hold your breath! 4) Use the 'hover and then cover' technique. 5) Don't touch ANYTHING with your hands! 6) Don't make eye contact with anyone especially Senator Larry Craig. 7) Don't talk to anyone you don't know. If you see someone you know, turn your head away and leave.

[@Elmerstudd007]

I.... for once in my life.... am happy to say.... I AM..... IN THE BATHROOM NOW, AND I SHALL WHISTLE A HAPPY TUNE TO THE SOUND OF MY POO, AND WATCH THIS VIDEO PROUDLY WITH GLEE!.......ALL...... HAIL..... THE BATHROOM!

[@schmoyoho]

how is this only the first time you've said this?

[@Elmerstudd007]

I am proud, trust me.... I'm very proud!

[@Heffy_Boi]

No matter how hilarious the concept of this song is, I just can't stop listening to it because of how well made it is. I can even say that is one of my favorite songs of 2013, I just wish it was longer honestly.

[@possiblescammer]

0:37 please make a full version of this heavenly song

[@BigFanOfManyThings]

This is so random, yet I can't get enough of spontaneous song and dance XD

[@marydoodles]

Thank you. I'm no longer afraid to travel long distances for the holidays.

[@Scionofgreyhaven]

id rather explode than use a public washroom

[@FortuneWaffles]

The toilet paper stain keeps appearing and disappearing :D

[@anpriandaadjie1435]

My brain literally remind me about this, Miss them so much

[@schmoyoho]

miss wet cashews in the bathroom? ps, finally added on spotify - open.spotify.com/album/0MD4ak4o3kMHEfJ2ItEM8u

[@Gunger-H-Gunter]

Jon needs to stop stalling us with his Magic.

[@bexyevans777]

LOL! "Why go to a Rihanna concert when you can sing in a bathroom stall?" You guys are funny.

[@JohnKenBYBI1]

I watched this again because I needed a reminder on how to properly use a Public Restroom.. Thank you!

[@JoeCubicle]

That turned out better than I thought it would. Very pleasant video, nice singing.

[@MrFelixBurns]

You look creepy as fuck

[@ОстинМилвуд]

MrFelixBurns What's your gamertag? What games do you play? How long do you play?

[@ОстинМилвуд]

***** It's an Xbox Gamer Character.

[@MrFelixBurns]

Остин Милвуд oh yeah I still forgot to tell you, that's really creepy. I don't even know you!

[@ОстинМилвуд]

MrFelixBurns 'Cause I want to be.

[@mikeyb6901]

"I'm back" for my annual schmoyoho banger binge sesh. I cherish this time each year, and all these songs just keep on aging like fine wine 🤌

[@desarso]

This is... Um just um... Best thing I've watched ever

[@Anna_Stetik]

1:22 dirty tp, 1:27 clean tp, 1:32 back to dirty tp.

[@l1teralcanc3r78]

Look at your toilet paper, now look at that strange man. Your toilet paper is clean. Now look at me HA! It's dirty again.

[@fan4poker]

Bryan Moore haha nice.

[@GreenStickFigureMan]

Being a janitor, I'd prefer if you use the restroom correctly, and was there no toilet seat covers? You should complain that there are no toilet seat covers because using toilet paper to cover the toilet seat makes a lot of toilet paper debris that I have to sweep off the floor and germs can go through the toilet paper if the seat is not properly sanitized.Respect the janitor. He's a hard working man. :)

[@diablo2849]

Respect the janitor? Hell naw. I will respect you and others. My janitor at my school doesn't even clean the bathrooms. A piece of tissue on the floor can remain in the toilet for a week.

[@teamkillz12345]

Im a janitor, but no toilet seat covers available. I just clean the seat before using it.

[@thejamiestarbuck]

9 years later I still break out into this song in the bathroom now and then.

[@JmaJeremy514]

Lyrics starting from 2:12 where the music starts: The accoustics in the bathroom are so beautiful The accoustics in the bathroom are so grand Whoever first built restrooms with reflective tiles deserves a quite enthusiastic hand Spoken: (You're right) The accoustics in the bathroom are quite useful When I've got time to kill and whistle a little tune (whistles) Whoever is responsible for making us sound better Deserves some bright and colourful baloons (whistling) Oh, this coulda' been a boring place, carpeted and muted But it's a reassuring place, Full of the sound of music (whistling) The accoustics in the bathroom are more perfect Than the opera house or even Carnegie Hall Why should I go to see a Rhianna concert When I can sing inside a bathroom stall Whoever was the architect To set such a lovely precedent Deserves a statue eighteen stories tall Spoken: (There's only one thing in life that doesn't change: change. What's up to you is how you change. Do you change good, Or do you change bad? Me? I...I'm not really sure yet...) III'm back (he's back) At last (at last) And it feels so great It's been three and a half long hours Since I had to urinate Everyone looks so swell How are you? Spoken: (I'm doing well) That's good If we all stay here We'll never be apart We'll break the Y-axis on the happiness chart I'm back (he's back) At last (at last) And I'm here to stay Every night, every morning, and every daaaaaay! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's back (he's back) At last (at last) And it feels so great

[@cyoban]

0:38 most beautiful piece of music I have ever heard in my whole life. Amazing, just stunning voice.

[@cyoban]

Honestly I need a full version of this to live

[@shadowharren]

I met a good friend of mine now trying this. He saw this video also, and we both lost our minds laughing. :D I was singing "The acoustics in the bathroom" I trailed off and he picked up. :D

[@DoomIsPink]

I used to only sing in the privacy of my own bathroom. Thanks to this video I now have the courage to sing in all bathrooms across the land. Anyway, it distracts from the sounds of other people tinkling :D

[@BlazingMagpie]

That sums up my public bathroom experience well. Maybe.

[@TheBeatmac]

I have so many questions..

[@jamesthompson7694]

please make this a musical. I would buy all the tickets to watch this.

[@JosephDragunov]

Can we somehow get just the stall door song? I'd $$ that. Or like, maybe post just that part since it's so short and sharable.

[@hoixmap520]

same, i really want a full version

[@T0asty-]

Some fat guy at the movies stood there and stared at me taking a crap after seeing Catching Fire. So I stared right back in the most awkward way possible. :D

[@Skarakas11]

the acoustics in the bathroom still sound beautiful

[@kawaikuma4718]

0:37 ITS AWESOME!! plzzzzZZZZZZZZ continue it!!!

[@JustinLightYT]

I played this in the bathroom.... Just thought you should know....

[@omegasys8863]

i really wish they would've continued the first song Stephon began to sing about the stall doors

[@d4m4s74]

Whoever designed bathrooms to be so acoustically perfect probably never farts loudly.

[@simonw.3920]

I really want both of these songs expanded, I get them stuck in my head so frequently nowadays! Like please?

[@Sammowrimo]

Cracks in stall doors are something I found terrifying when I was in the US. We don't do it like that in the UK people!!!

[@schmoyoho]

you don't have them?!?! how is your architectural technology so advanced?!

Of all the countries I've been to, the US is the only one carrying this feature. I'm pretty sure it's not a flaw and has some purpose. Being non-American, I'm unable to grasp it though.

[@Sammowrimo]

schmoyoho We are so far ahead time-zone-wise, we're already in the future. Our doors have no cracks and we're living the dream!

[@davidvondoom2853]

aaahhh.. to poop in peace... must be something.

[@pingu1098]

In an episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Maddie and Lance have a conversation similar to the one in this video: 'Well you know what they say...' 'No, what do they say?' 'I don't know, I was hoping you would' Idk it just reminded me of this..

[@JunDageki]

4:27 that guy has the longest arms i have seen in my life, he could hug everyone in that bathroom.

[@MyFishz]

That was brilliant, some genuine "laugh out loud" moments. It's great that the Gregory Brothers (and wife) can do more than songify (though i do enjoy those.

[@Negative7Hearts]

It makes me wonder why two women are sharing the same stall... or why they're in the Men's restroom.

[@verenafishie1454]

I'm not exactly sure what I just watched.

[@shaunnicholls7425]

im with you there

[@shaunnicholls7425]

sorry i don't speak youth, whats that mean

[@viciousfiction1012]

shaun nicholls I know, right?

[@Risingmoon01]

Vicious Fiction 101 Thank you for clearing that up, I thought it was meant to be spoken phonetically, "I care" - as in "Like I care (what you think....)". You just cleared up some confusion for me, seriously.

[@RamyASMR]

those were the times man

[@Hyperion4K]

they were

[@jowildcat40]

When I was in bootcamp, I remember singing in the showers with my buddy while we had to swab and clean for hours to ourselves. Was the few moments of freedom and a good opportunity to have fun with the bathroom acoustics.

[@colefordham7847]

This and Rhett and Link's video have change my life for the better. I no longer feel out of place going into either make or female restrooms.

[@JazneoGaming]

and this why i only use bathroom that lock the whole bathroom

[@cunjoz]

1:20 - 1:35 toilet paper glitch

[@itwas1ofthem]

impressive. i've watched this 10 times and i didn't catch it

[@KrisBlueNZ]

This is like some weird dream...

[@dennismiller8112]

I can't stop watching this. I have been randomly singing all three songs at wildly inappropriate moments. Thank you for ruining my life.

[@jakobdyrud9066]

Oh my gosh! Have not seen this video in 2 years! IT was so great hearing IT again! U guys are so Good!

[@marsil602the2nd]

this started off so weird.... but then it got so great xD

[@icete93]

actually stayed kinda weird all the way through xD

[@hautboiz]

Best restroom ever!

[@theharmelodynetwork]

I'm confused.

[@ZakariaVitiello]

...said ShroomsOnAcid

[@HunterHunter150]

this is almost too relatable.Thankyou for making this video. It summarizes everything that is, the public restroom.

[@mortymcnasty8689]

real talk this song is beautiful and this is one of my favorite videos

[@cluelesscheese1]

2:25 the early to mid 19th century led by the porcelain manufacturer Herbert Minton, who revived encaustic tile making and developed the process of dust-pressing which is the most common modern manufacturing method. lets give him a hand peeps!!

[@ericsmolnik7594]

+cluelesscheese1 so he was the first to build bathrooms with relfective tiles. cool

[@TheFriskyBiker]

1:28 clean roll 1:32 dirty roll

[@AwesomeRobot15]

This seems like a weird school project

[@jcnot9712]

AwesomeRobot15 Concept-wise? Absolutely. Execution-wise? Hell fucking no. The production on this was genius.

[@justincruz8050]

***** I learned the computers in school. I played the spelling and racing gams. Also, there was a freak accident there that caused me to spontaneously made me turn into an illiterate idiot who thinks he's still in kindergarten.