How To Use A Public Restroom

Here I show you how to use a public restroom.
Sorry, this video took foooorever! I hope it was worth the wait. There really needs to be a faster way to draw stick figures.
Oh, thanks to everyone who posted comments or subscribed. That includes you rainepetreTV. I finally have that new video! And thanks keeporjot for putting me in your box! You've all begun to spread the word about me enough so that I am getting spam in my mail.... but not enough to have haters and trolls. I can't wait to have haters and trolls.
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[@lightningrunner2509]

ive literally watched this stuff in the past and I came back to rewatch it.

[@2looseX]

Yes bro i spent like 30 mins trying to remember what the channel name was. I watched these as a kid 😭

[@TygR3]

@@2looseX I miss his vids. I genuinely hope he's still alive after almost a decade of being inactive.

[@katefrosty5775]

these have aged so well

[@Z6D4C4]

This video is just plain hilarious. Man thank you for all the laughs you've given me through these videos my days truly need them

[@latidejaf7476]

I ALWAYS do number 9 on that most awkward things to do list. btw your drawings are very... artistic:)

[@SargentDylan]

this video is still funny eleven years later

[@nonstopdave0194]

I remember when I was 8 I watched ev and then forgot about him but then 2 years later now I found him a gain

[@JackTheripper911]

So.. You are 10?

[@nonstopdave0194]

Jack The ripper yes

[@JackTheripper911]

Mhmm. Okay then.

[@nonstopdave0194]

Jack The ripper wow that was a fast reply

[@JackTheripper911]

My original message wasnt all that long ago. Not even half an hour.

[@Shoofleed]

I love your little giggle at the end.

[@ganzpo4]

When the blood was everywhere, I could NOT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!

[@HoricGAMER]

:D "Stopping a KZbin video to read a text when it isn't really all that interesting"

[@HuzkyMe]

I love how you're trying to say all of that seriously in a serious way :D That made it's more hilarious

[@UmarMuqthar]

Well said man, it's so amazing how you are talking about an essential thing every men and women in the world should know. Restroom manners are a must.

[@Nelak91]

you, my anime pictured friend, are educating yourself in the arts of using a public restroom.

[@TheCRISTILUV]

"you think you may have SHARTED and need to go check yourself" LMFAO

[@kibuki91]

Me and a friend were talking about the Urinal thing the other day. It's awkward as hell when a dude just walks up to the Urinal next to you and starts talking to you when there are other urinals available... For some reason I always feel the need to like get closer to the urinal just because that dude is standing there. Gives me the uneasy feeling he's trying to look at it even though he may not be lol.

[@emiliotanadi7358]

Literally 10 years ago the 'one urinal away' thing is still consistent

[@MystGify]

your laugh is adorable

[@go2hell746]

jesus this is a museum

[@lliamlivesbyhisrules]

"bite me... no, really, i kinda like it" :) these are just too funny. they've become a sort of ...relief (tee hee), if you will, to my very dull days. haha, "I'll make sure to wait until you leave just to see what you look like and judge you" public restroom story: worked maintenance & security for a company & one of the buildings had been closed for renovations for a while. I walk in to the restroom to check water levels and there is this one stall, filled w/ creature-infested water! ick..

[@zebrpenguin2]

this really helped me use the public restroom i never new this you had to do

[@maybemynameisliz]

your laugh is really contagious

[@MarkBoda]

"bite me! no really i like it" awesome!

[@hubertisnotmyname]

You remind me of David Sedaris. I love that dry humor! (insert bathroom-related play on word "dry")

[@MrVictorgalea]

Great job! I truly laughed more than I have in a long time.....I am looking forward to the next vid.

[@Alicia0Cramel]

THIS MADE MY NIGHT. I loved the ending.

[@Shrimpo7]

When I was in college, I worked part-time as a janitor, the bloodied bathroom scene in Chinatown made me howl!

[@2Tall_Powerlifting]

My sister packed up her stuff, ran out of the bathroom and tried to control her laughter all while doing this as fast as possible!

[@brit7588]

awesome video! I saw your video in my sub box and I was so excited I watched it first!!!! I know you always have something funny to say. Look forward to your next one!!!

[@alexanderpapworth]

Damn it! I paused to read number nine exclusively! Wonderful advice good sir :)

[@calvin8464]

I miss him :(

[@2Tall_Powerlifting]

Didn't happen to me, but it happened to my sister. She was using a public restroom in a Walmart near where we live a few years back, and she had probably one of the funniest things I have ever heard happen. She was in a stall using it for God knows what, but she heard this big fat woman shuffle into the bathroom, throw down her stuff, run into a stall, and yell out loud "I'M SORRY!!!" At this point, my sister described to me what would be thought of as a shit/fart storm from that stall.

[@JustineJean]

yeah... i'm glad your going to do the one about how to watch a movie!!!

[@Uriel6178]

I lost it at "does it come out like a fountain". lmao

[@octobervalley]

I love it when u laugh at ur own jokes lol

[@0Dolores0]

Hell yeah! Now I can finally go to the restroom!

[@Asdayasman]

Why did I enjoy this so much?

[@LizBreal]

Omg. I died a little. "does it come out like a fountain?"

[@Claudiface]

You taught my younger brother and sister how to use a bathroom. You have made better people out of them :D

[@GreenStickFigureMan]

I learned something new, thanks. "the hover"

[@Dudemandudeman19]

The shorted part is so true and the funniest part

[@itsjcabrera85]

I love your laugh!!! Soooo adorable haha

[@lostross]

This is also great advice: PUT THE FREAKIN SEAT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!! I don't want to go in to find someone left the seat up.

[@lostross]

At least put the part you sit on down. +rcpg

[@SlapOutCity]

On the subject of urinal etiquette, another important rule is to always use an odd numbered urinal from a row of urinals if A) There is no-one else using any of the urinals and B) There are an odd number of urinals in the row. This ensures that other pee-ers have the maximum number of possible urinals that can be chosen without violating the rule stipulated at 1:30.

[@ArturoStojanoff]

I think people are a little bit overstressed about the whole germs in the public bathroom thing. I agree I would never ever poo in a public restroom unless my vowels are about to explode, but it doesn't mean you should immediately judge someone who does. That dude is pretty comfortable in his own skin, more than me, that's for sure. That's what I see in it. If you take regular baths, restroom germs are probably not gonna cause your demise.

[@lolzgaming9461]

Lol whenever I hear someone make a giant shart then I hurry up just to get out in time to see what they look like XD

[@7pennies]

Being a janitor I can officially approve of this message.

[@antney1108]

"...wouldn't you? Its up on the friggin walls" H-I-LARRY-O-U-S!

[@msgiggle92]

seriously an awesome video! I'm curious as to if you really look like your stick figure "Ev"

[@crystallikescookies]

I watch this like every other day. sooo funny!

[@Satchel520]

Haha I remember when I was little I used to almost stick my head under the stall door to see if it was open. :D

[@peanutgallery007]

number four of the most awkward things can be suddenly, if not argumentatively, catapulted to number one when the person who caught you looking at them decides to think you're actually checking them out (and not just accidentally making eye contact) so they walk over and start hitting on you.

[@juanon96]

when i really have to take a shit in school i perform the hover and another awkward moment is when you open a stall and theres someone shitting.

[@Bromusix]

This is my favorite you-tube video ever!

[@cheetocairo]

yes, this is true for women; although the hover technique is usually only done if there is pee on the seat already, in which case it doesn't matter if you also pee on the seat; and it is common courtesy to wrap your whatnot in toilet paper before throwing it in the proper receptacle; also if there is a stall open, but it's gross or the toilet is not flushed, it's perfectly acceptable to do a discreet pee dance while waiting for another stall, but warn others about the gross stall as they enter

[@MerkurX]

"I would have had a ton of kids". I like how you're subtle ;-)

[@JuliBom]

I've perfected the hover :D Hey, it must be done simply because people don't know how to clean the seats, and god knows I'm not putting my toosh on there unless I gotta do number #2 (which is when toilet paper comes in handy)

[@ChipArgyle]

I'll elaborate. There are some forms of high dosage pill that can stop all bleeding, but most of the low dose pills have a placebo week during which bleeding occurs. It's often lighter than a normal period would be, but it still occurs.

[@supersharayah]

I'm guilty of number 9. haha. I almost died watching the girl explanations.

[@vexedvagabond98]

I'm a girl and that part where the period blood was on the wall... I laughed like I've never laughed before xD you are hilarious

[@meemstar2333]

Best education videos EVER!!!!111!!!1!!!!!!

[@evmoneyTV]

@thegalactaknight Sure! Currently I draw in photoshop and edit them together in adobe premier

[@evmoneyTV]

@tinybackpack I'm the same way but getting through living in a college dorm was a challenge... I would wake myself up at like 3:30 in the morning just to use the common bathroom when no one was in it

[@BlackJack973]

hahah!! "does it come out like a fountain" rofl!! great video, as usual

[@sweatinphish]

zip down, bend ur tool to a safe angle to prevent splash backs, head up - face forward. When you're done, don't forget to shake it. Note: if you shake it more than 3x, you're playing with it

[@elizamccall5702]

I thought you said lick the seat instead of lift and I was lolling lol

[@majkalambert]

listening to an awesome voice and laughting as hard as you can about the vid ^^

[@trislice1]

Nice one...Funny about the pills stat thing

[@evmoneyTV]

@drewdane40 you are 100% correct. however, that's just way too complicated to explain to a lot of my target audience. it's one of those things that just needs to be learned the hard way. I'm glad you figured it out though!

[@ProjectLifesize]

This is amazing.

[@typicaljeremy]

You're by far my favorite new youtube channel. LOL

[@moibourgeois]

these are so funny!! made my week, yes week.

[@alaynafurbush8341]

"its up the freakin wall". Haha

[@CanIWeatherIt]

"Wouldn't you? It's up on the fricken walls" ok, I'm a girl, and that almost made me piss my pants

[@ThePurpleBoom]

I died at the hover.. LMAOO

[@queendragonair8250]

Ahh… public restroom story. Well, Once I was using the restroom, anddd a girl walked right into the same stall as me… Yep. Same one, barged right in. She awkwardly stared at me, said "Oh… sorry" and back out slowly. So remember to lock the door if your in a stall... Just saying

[@CirquedJoy]

I am a woman and I follow the rule, "don't go in the stall next to someone else" because it makes me uncomfortable to be peeing next to someone else.

[@shugochara9909]

died laughing on the period blood one!!

[@crazybianca1]

I Was Watching This , When My Mom Came In And Stared At The Computer Screen Then Walked Off And Then Said To My Dad " Didn't We Potty Train Her?"...lol

[@brendansheffler1596]

These videos are amazing.

[@keeporjot]

Zomg, Public bathrooms are so disgusting! I did use a public bathroom at this fancy spa once though...each bathroom stall was the size of a small hotel room...I wasn't sure if I was supposed to take a crap or take a nap. It was totes confusing.

[@immoodybuddy]

AHAHAHHA I LOVE HOW YOUR LAUGH AT THE END

[@muddycardinal]

Totally loved the girl part of the instructions, it was hilarious and yet your lady friends are so right on their advice. Some girls' restrooms can be so gross.

[@rcade5733]

Lol at 1:47 number nine

[@smellyocheese]

The hover! It's a worldwide practice. Tip: Don't shave or wax. Pubic hair improves aim when you hover ;)

[@Nelak91]

Why thank you. I didn't realize until you brought it up that my pic is the men's bathroom sign...obviously i need to pay better attention. >_____

[@rigenaphalange70]

Lol, i like how in the end you couldn't stop laughing :D funny viseo!!

[@JarreyDeCherry]

Extra tip: if completely necessary to use a stall, go for the middle one. It's been proven the cleanest.

[@DemonWithGoldenWings]

my fav so far

[@thevpq]

i was laughing during the entire thing

[@jorc76]

the one urinal distance is so true. everyone does it

[@Gameguy602]

#5. reason to use a public restroom: You live in a dorm that doesn't have separate restrooms for each room, and only has a big public one. But even then, being the first one there after the cleaning staff is done is recommended.

[@younginkd]

lmao at the peer part that made me lulz

[@Dreamslol]

Now I know how I'm going to pee, Thanks Bro ! btw, The Laughing is Godlike :D

[@3Slim3Shady3]

actually if there are 3 urinals and the two outside urinals are taken you go to the stall every guy knows this, except if it is a bar and everyone is too drunk to care or it has those little privacy dividers. and if its a troth urinal then minimal one meter distance from the person next to you.

[@jimmyhenderson8551]

"I'll make sure to wait until you leave just to see what you look like...and judge you." Lol 2:29

[@MrNosrebor]

how did he know my favorite food? butter fried eel in salt water is amazing!

[@bffsandpeasinapod7005]

I'm a girl but I don't do the hover

[@F2Ptaxi]

4:30 is extremely hilarious

[@canvasfaces]

So, if my date says there's something wrong with the sink I shouldn't hug him; GOT IT!

[@LClarkeProductions]

these are hilarious! subbed

[@puglover813]

i love how the ad is of a tolite

[@vaughnkelil]

Don't talk at the urinal! The time to pee, not the time for a chat. If someone does talk to you, do not talk back, but give a gesture such as a head nod. If in a bar's restroom, and someone talks to you, laugh a little as to throw them off (this way they think you're too drunk to chat with and they move on.)