How to use the ELO-90

#SilverLivesMatter
Here is a Parody on how to use the P90 in CSGO
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[@ExtremePotato]

Step 1: Aim at feet Step 2: Hold mouse 1 Step 3: Hold W Step 4: Rank-up to Gold Nova 1

[@TekkuBeats]

I would if i could, but i get 25 fps on lowest settings with really good launch options on cs:go.

[@rubenlourenco6669]

finelly the p90 video ^^

[@0r31tspace]

and??? iam Global with 30 fps LUL. 800*600 blackbars

[@tc9510]

then stop playing on a laptop

[@TekkuBeats]

I would if I wasn't a poor white boi

[@Leo-iz8fj]

P90 and silvers. Still a better love story than twilight.

[@crispybacon4240]

@@JP-qe7kx You're fucking kidding me.

[@macnate1237]

I'm late to the party but holy crap that was... Inexplicable.

[@EthanJaye]

@@JP-qe7kx U WoT M8?

[@syphull4227]

I’m mega late

[@redornament3248]

@@JP-qe7kx you are too innocent to know what that is

[@Pumpkin42O]

I was just recommended this, i cant believe its been 4 years since ive watched this

[@ethan-fm1uc]

Cabbage same

[@fish6349]

Fish

[@phanton8129]

same

[@roanwallerius1318]

Fish . Fish

[@Grimhound]

Same ey

[@resistance9028]

"Valve likes to cater to newer players" >Laughs in TF2

[@chrissant6277]

We all know what class were talking about.

[@aal834]

@@chrissant6277 and my favourite class is the spy

[@theprofessor1554]

@@aal834 Thanks, and have fun

[@bapples1233]

@@chrissant6277 pyro and I use that all the time

[@turbo_co27]

-The P90 needs to be nerfed -The P90 is overpowered -The P90 is very easy to use -The P90 isnt that overpowered, there are way better options for an SMG -The P90 is actually really bad -The P90 should be removed from the game -The P90 is trash ???????????????????????????????????????

[@ellipsoidi]

and so the circle of life keeps going.

[@turbo_co27]

***** no, these are right from notorious's point of view, he said all of these lmao

[@joannawood7352]

Its OP in terms of being a weapon that sprays down everything in half a second at a full sprint in a game where you're supposed to be slow and take single shots, maybe a burst if you're good, at people, but its trash because at DMG and above people that arent you have learned to instantly 360 wallbang headshot you with one headshot kill guns and the P90 becomes useless because its not a one shot headshot gun

[@turbo_co27]

Chris Messier So what's the problem?

[@joannawood7352]

its dumb and unbalanced but still the same after at least a year and fucks up the entire MMR system (not the name but MMR is the most generic name) but nothing has been done about it because "Hurr Durr CS:GO"

[@casualnobody8557]

"Hi, I'm iNoToRiOuS, and I think Valve needs to remove 90% of the guns from the game!"

[@hannibalburgers477]

if i dont remember wrong he actually liked a gun in the game. It may be rekt-9 i dunno

[@areeeeon]

@@hannibalburgers477 It was the AK

[@BlueRockEye]

@@areeeeon Isn't that literally every good CS:GO players in a nutshell? They hate every gun except the AK

[@Gloverfield]

Leave only ak-47 and awp

[@BlueRockEye]

@@Gloverfield Nah, people say AWPers don't have skill because it's point and click which is just ridiculous

[@243bjorn]

The "I have 16,000 dollars" or: "The bot bought this"

[@jlhoosier5202]

That's the M249 not the Negev but close enough.

[@243bjorn]

"Good nuff"

[@Bitchocolate124]

I assume the latter is a nova.

[@Rick-cr6zh]

FaxiThorn he did it nice

[@j0546]

FaxiThorn the why the fuck did I buy this aka the galil/famas cuz the 5 seven and the ump45

[@sporkralfio9350]

Has always been my favorite gun, I've gotten to GN3 with it. Then I quit the game.

[@KokoroKatsura]

HUGE ANIME BREASTS

[@ethanethanethawhipwhorp]

@@KokoroKatsura you, get out

[@KokoroKatsura]

anime website

[@Adaho6]

@@KokoroKatsura bro's digital footprint finna be wild 💀💀

[@zuri]

#SilverLivesMatter

[@Mikylm]

Zuri :O

[@standinginthegarden1775]

flashy flashy :d

[@juliansobiech6920]

j am with you

[@alvinthudin2336]

ZuRi o

[@spillz233]

ZuRi #MG2livesmatter

[@PonzooonTheGreat]

The p90 seems to be a weapon that works really well for other people but never for me. I always seem to get 99 in 9 and whatnot. The MP9 is the true king of run and gun and is half the price.

[@ognok6698]

im silver and im actually suicidal when i see a p90, it gives me those vietnam flashbacks

[@danielsmileiko]

harmable flashbacks

[@fehr1259]

know ur fuckin place

[@Farmkid02]

Jim's World I'm s3 with a GNM spray

[@enimaru7885]

randoms funs Pick up more skills(Flashes and one way smokes)

[@pnp072000]

Jim's World My Grandpa fought as a South Vietnamese Colonel until the Vietnam war ended and he was sent to a Vietnamese gulag for 10 years. For some reason I'm the one that has Vietnam flash backs though... LMAO

[@user-dk4jr8ww8h]

Silver lives matter ,wow, What a coincidence with 2020 lol Upd. Omg ALMOST 200 likes thank u😊

[@user-jc3mp6ot9s]

Cause of that I still have my mouth open

[@user-jc3mp6ot9s]

А, блять, ты же украинец

[@BigwantPrezentacje]

@@user-jc3mp6ot9s paciemu

[@andreaakilic9243]

Damn he really predicted it

[@user-dk4jr8ww8h]

Лев Платонов аххах)

[@cock9149]

If you are at dmg, just use the five-seven.

[@gackoman08]

thats my strat

[@Smene-jw9fw]

Five-seven? Its the FUCKING FIVE-SEVEN

[@blooscrn]

The FUCKING Five-seven*

[@Louis-546]

And when you're not on CT side dont worry ! Because we have the kek 9 waiting for you !

[@blooscrn]

A bit more money? Well look no further! With the mac-10 you can shred through your enemies while making it rain

[@zedste4855]

I like how it’s always an aimbot for global view 🤣🤣

[@Ahrone1586]

What?

[@zedste4855]

What ..??

[@arteonyx]

lol

[@t.teo_]

its sometimes not aimbot so dont put always

[@zedste4855]

Sam the roblox video maker lmao , sure buddy .

[@BenKill]

"Maybe the silvers would learn the fucking game" Well, if there's no P90, then they'll use the PP-Bizon.

[@Zightz]

*0 DAMAGE* *0 DAMAGE* *0 DAMAGE* *0 DAMAGE* *0 DAMAGE* *0 DAMAGE* *0 DAMAGE* *0 DAMAGE* *0 DAMAGE* *0 DAMAGE*

[@BreadBeardFGC]

I got a 4k by rushing tunnels as a ct with the bizon. this was in GN2. It may do jack diddly, but the secret to using it is to jump everywhere while you shoot it.

[@pixel6173]

When You die it says *"Did 3 Damage In 12 Hits"*

[@hitman06071998]

Well.. don't try that in higher ranks. xD

[@GymmyRhys]

ive always found it funny that theres so many people who use the Bizon because it serves no purpose, its worser than all the other smg's in every way, the only thing that its got going for it is mag size

[@BebxOfficial]

"High damage rounds?" Nope, I once did 95 in 5.

[@letsplaygames8563]

Once

[@icannotthinkofaname6248]

Bebx I did 95 in 7

[@hvrst6241]

M4 did worse, it's real because of wallbangs. You know what? Here's a nightmare 85 in *18*

[@klyrj2011]

cuz ur shooting them in the feet?

[@dan-us6nk]

Silvers dont buy armour that often

[@CallMeCarson]

Let it be known that I was the sad P90 user give me attention again please

[@mr.anonymous1439]

attention given

[@comedyjortsgamer4307]

darson

[@insertrelevantnamehere1859]

Hope you're doing okay with your mental health. Like your content, don't lose hope. Tons of people still love you.

[@Sh0ckV]

Ok

[@tomm3492]

No

[@johnlorenpelayo]

P90 is also called:the face melting machine gun/ Ace Master

[@thebearlybanana6502]

What I dont understand is the hatred towards silvers, they're or people who just started or people who are lazy and don't want to learn the game, still. How does that hurt the other players? Like the globals? It's just really stupid

[@Noxgard]

Because when a Global uses it against other Globals, they get pissy because they're being obliterated by it. Whenever I get a P90 against me, and I'm DMG, it feels like I get run over by a train tbh.

[@thebearlybanana6502]

yeah thats the point, i am silver elite master ( i know i suck)but i dont get why i gets so much hate for my rank

[@Noxgard]

TheBearlyBanana Obviously if you read my name :P

[@Noxgard]

TheBearlyBanana There is so much hate towards 'your rank' because they haven't progressed as much yet as the 'higher ranks'. I've seen some pretty stupid MG+ players and I'm sure my silver friends beat them, so the hate shouldn't even excist.

[@thebearlybanana6502]

Ja daarom, ik vindt het zo vreselijk dat zodra ik vraag om een vriend om mee te matchen voor mm dan krijg ik weet ik veel welke woorden naar mn hoofd gesmeten omdat ik silver ben ...

[@pk_lo4638]

I was playing on my friends account to rank him up and this is how silvers played, They all bought p90s and revolvers and pushed B on every map, and then scream and calls hacks because he got one tapped by a silver 1

[@ognjenpesic7008]

Ok

[@aleksandarpvp9183]

Pretty true.

[@TheMrLPable]

we like to call this point dmg lmao im dying xD

[@landosayk]

ya same

[@boost3405]

so true it hurts. Been DMG and MGE for 3 weeks going upp and down

[@TheMrLPable]

Phoxx well ive been dmg for 8 months but now im lem

[@landosayk]

TheMrLPable nice

[@Dannya]

I've been stuck in MG1 for like 4 fucking months dude

[@GAGFEST2000]

as a forever silver, that bit with the p90 having a soul really, really spoke to me. Every time i get to SEM the enemy team's skills spike by multiples of 10.

[@28604]

Great video, but a few pet peeves 1) CS:GO doesn't use Elo 2) It's "Elo" not "ELO"

[@snubbyy]

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=312582297

[@28604]

Do you realize that what you sent me is just some random kid making a guide for attention even though he doesn't know shit about what he's saying? Here's a link to a thread where a Valve employee says that CS:GO doesn't use Elo: www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/2u6vh1/csgo_does_not_use_the_elo_rating_system/

[@snubbyy]

jesus christ m8 no one cares

[@28604]

You don't know what to do now that you've been proven wrong. Please do your research before posting stuff like this, and never talk like that again, it's cringey.

[@28604]

np :)

[@megamanlinkfan]

"proceeds to ranks down and gets a 1 week cool down for rage quiting"

[@kamotengwood8984]

the filthy frank reference xD

[@diegohuizarbarajas6930]

best part of the video

[@lesleygalvin3239]

Rip papa franku

[@localextremist2839]

@@lesleygalvin3239 nah He's not dead he's just a new person which is joji

[@swedewtf]

Stalin Is Disappointed in your recent decisions yeah, and the joji is better for his mental health anyway so its a win for him.

[@C0MRADE_GAM1NG]

I'm a Master Sergeant and I honestly think that the P90 is most useful in times of clutching. I have no clue how many times my entire team gets killed with AKs and I manage to wipe them out with a P90. Its a two shot head shot kill and is still very effective.

[@Kriegerdammerung]

"All your team's favourite colour is grey" made me die of laughter xDDD

[@JackFastGame]

0:22 that motion tracking :D

[@scored5868]

2:02 Inhuman reactions

[@CiaranAnything]

Scored he’s hacking, that’s the joke

[@ericb.4358]

My PS90 (S= Semi-Auto) is a great "range toy" and here in Nevada it's perfectly legal. Its only real-life drawback is that the 50 round magazines need to be carried in pouches attached in the chest area to a MOLLE vest. Thigh mounted pouches would work but are cumbersome. But in training exercises mag changes are fairly fast IF you put the empty mag in a deep pocket or inside you shirt. Later, after the exercise, they can be transferred to the empty pouch. But I really like this carbine despite paying $28. per box of 50 rounds.

[@Dinoxden]

i would love it if valves brings back the mp5 instead of the p90

[@domonator5000]

Dinox fuck that, add the Kriss vector as an alternative weapon

[@xdxdxdxd3753]

Add the tactical nuke

[@turtlerecords6081]

They should just break the game and add a minigun.

[@exdeegaming4872]

HolonGlaceon your confused, you have the negev.

[@lapinus]

Hell yeah, so when we will eco we will have a large selection of smgs. And then, the mp5 is a classic.

[@juliansjouken8380]

The part where the guy using P90 flashed himself was gold.

[@Herdity]

Holy shit you have a usp toxedo named usp tactical se damn I didn't know u played combat arms like 3-4 years ago :o

[@goacobraz475]

that game is dead. and it's already a real gun..

[@ioannisboutsianis2870]

2016: Silver lives matter 2020: Black lives matter

[@bobpro583]

2024: Orange lives matter

[@aoot]

white lives dont matter???

[@Terrifictony]

2:29 is my favorite part.

[@andrewaguilar752]

Man, your content gets so much better over time LMAO

[@momo1337xD]

The Franku reference killed me XD

[@ALFABETAS999]

1:08 now I know how I did get to DMG rank. Thanks! :D

[@ShreN_]

DMG is what LEM used to be... Get off your ESEA high horse xD Great vid thou iNoToRiOuS! And yes, I cared enough to capitalise the letters properly :/ and who doesn't love a little filthyfrank...

[@Yikeowsky]

ShreN the h8trs dont like papa Frank

[@mattpinkerton6562]

I'm going to be honest, through my Silver days all I used was the P90 and AWP, I had a StatTrak P90, got it up to 2000 kills. That was about a year ago, over the course of a year I've only gotten 350 more kills with it. Feelsbadman.

[@chrystianfranklin9574]

What is the map that you practice aim shooting at those orange circles?

[@mynamefrank6567]

bro that is useless, use the ELO-90

[@chrystianfranklin9574]

lol xD Elo-90? hm.. idk i'm silver 2 maybe i'll try using it, but after i get DMG what the name of that map? xDDDDDDD

[@mynamefrank6567]

idk XD

[@chrystianfranklin9574]

lol

[@Giovanni_117]

the map is on the steam workshop it's called "training aim csgo" or something similar

[@Toon-wo8nr]

"we like to call this point DMG" lmfao

[@CaptainMemesteroid]

Are NA ranks really that bad that you can get to DMG using the P90? No wonder your scene is filled with egomaniacs.

[@goacobraz475]

EU players never push. if they die they blame it on you. half of them don't speak English. gg EU

[@maherzad]

+GOA|Cobraz Actually, you're right except my experience on EU servers was that everybody pushed and almost never saved their weapons.They always tried to clutch. And on NA servers everybody is inspecting their 200$ knives while shift-walking and they always tried to save their weapons. In NA, most of the people I played with were really salty and toxic the entire game. And in EU I always get people who hate Russians and if they get one in their team, they just start griefing. Even if the Russian person is nice and can speak English properly. And a lot of times my teammates thought that everybody who is not from their country is Russian.

[@goacobraz475]

lmao for me. if I was last they would always ask me to press f on my weapon or knife xD

[@Potat-o]

EU ranks actually mean something in the cs community. If you're a global US player you're probably around the DMG EU rank lmao.

[@ALFABETAS999]

@Purgy really? because I did use video advice and rank up to master guardian elite playing only ump-45 xD and it is so hard to play in solo q because team mate don't know how to hold site or adapt to enemy play.

[@JerkyMurky]

the amount of filthy frank memes on this channel is too damn high

[@12LoLproductions]

Replace P90 with MP5

[@12LoLproductions]

***** Oy vey

[@s0meRand0m129]

how 'bout a contraband skin of p90 with a picture of a golden dick on it???

[@12LoLproductions]

Aiman Hafeez Replace the P90 with Black Thunder

[@davidd4047]

Replace the MP7 with the MP5 instead

[@Z-Twinturbo]

FUCK YEAH

[@noobymlgpro5085]

Wow is this a new weapon for pyro in the jungle inferno update it looks so cool

[@malexander9713]

the part about anti echo in silvers is wrong they buy every round.

[@SuperKills123]

Hey there Noto. I'm someone back from the old Combat Arms forums, way back. I saw that you named your P90 "Scarbird". Is that after Scarbird from the forums?

[@evileevee8579]

"Maybe then the Silvers will learn to improve for once" You do realize it's mostly the Silvers that complain about this gun, right?

[@tooltiptinkerer]

I didn't know it was a meme, I just liked how it handled. I don't have as much experience as I would like, maybe this will help me learn a little more.

[@chensterb]

#silverlivesmatter

[@nickgula6512]

Love these videos and I don't even like playing CSGO

[@1vory1]

Slivers: We have nothign but the p90 Yep it's like u can aim

[@dog9302]

That moment when a toy ad spoils infinity war for you.

[@russellkwok9876]

Filthy frank reference though

[@shady6131]

ah the filthyfrank inspiration is the best thing about this

[@MCatwar]

sad truth... i cou,ldnt get out of dmg

[@landosayk]

same

[@null6_]

im dmg for 2 months xD

[@landosayk]

Donisollakux - im dmg since the rank shift kms

[@navrajsingh2242]

morris grbic

[@damp6610]

i cant get out of silver 2 with 600 hours

[@popelio4082]

Still works 2019/2020 no scam 100% unregistered hypercam

[@MsDestroyer900]

If all else fails, use the fucking five-seven

[@pivotp0int530]

Or the rekt 9

[@lukehokanson8141]

Honestly, you used honestly like 4 sentences row, honestly. Luv ya babe.

[@samthebologna]

300 hours into csgo and I can't get out of silver 1. what do I do?

[@tommoulder2547]

samthebologna uninstall

[@rushdrift]

you're joking right?

[@Chrissi33004]

use p90 every round

[@shockine]

buy negev when you can afford it and never buy armor or a defuser

[@Chrissi33004]

Shockine you are my man

[@bezaitis7395]

any one else start to cry when the p90 gave its motivational speech

[@plooperss4947]

im silver 1 and i will never use the noob 90...

[@Vincent-pd9vo]

silver 1-noob 90 ohh the irony

[@plooperss4947]

I know I'm bad but it is a nooby weapon. it is a huge crutch that I am going to avoid.

[@Vincent-pd9vo]

plooperss good

[@MrHakuro]

maybe you should start using it, you'll live to see gold nova ranks or higher silver rank..

[@plooperss4947]

i dont use crutches. i am now silver two

[@sexymedz1122]

P90 is like a tf2 pyro doing w+m1 with backburner

[@andresfgp13]

im gonna p90 my way to global elite, just watch !!!!:

[@happyman2236]

sure. good luck with that.

[@redshirt49]

Nick Bunyun did that. But then he's also an actual global. Might be part of it.

[@tappajaav]

OFFICE P90 ONLY GLOBAL CONFIRMED

[@mihirkambli6879]

andresfgp13 What is your rank now???

[@NM-rh5qu]

Ever since I hit DMG I've seen a split population of SG 553s and AUGs, and now I'm addicted to the AUG.

[@xxskullgamerxxmlggamer5679]

1v1 me ill use the p90 if my cousin didn't destroy my pc

[@benrogers8520]

The P90 is a classic counter terrorist pdw I don't think that they would remove it

[@RonaldMcJuicy]

#SliverLivesMatter

[@blackdarkdarkerbleach7100]

I love how he flashed himself because that is what actually happens.

[@Hector-ri8ih]

The favorite color is silver part had me cracking up

[@tempest225]

Dide he just predict blacklivesmatter?

[@fiv5ten]

Oh no..

[@N1ckvan1oon]

According to your description the point on the graph you drew would not be where the two lines intersected but rather at where rank is at it's highest point and usefulness is at it's lowest

[@koolguy751]

What is the song from that P90 bit?

[@LulJim]

Chicken wing chicken wing hot dog and baloney

[@sushicat921]

I started dying from the robot lives matter thing

[@rihardsluu]

0:02 map name?

[@frenzyz9050]

training_aim_csgo 2 (maybe)

[@thebritishmemecompany2556]

When I saw ELO I immediately thought of the British band 'Electric Light Orchestra'. The guys behind mr blue sky

[@Antpoolio]

The fucking graph. M8 I'm DMG, and while it may be cancer, we don't use cancerous guns :D

[@abdul5268]

Eric H yeah im trying to get better and there are people running with the least skillful gun.

[@turbo_co27]

if you ask enough people, every gun is cancerous

[@Jariid]

P90 will bring success, but not worth. Can't rely on the p90.. :DUnless you're gtr.

[@Antpoolio]

***** yeah that's true tbh. Sometimes some wanker pulls it out and rushes when nobody expected it and we all get fucked.

[@yoshisbruder2642]

thats a lie Eric :D

[@404_downbad8]

P90 was part of the guns from the first generation of counter strike and the devs loved it.

[@coful]

Smurfing just shows your not good enough to play with people at your skill level

[@ProfessorKRD]

THAT DMG BURN OW IT HURTS

[@kaufmanek]

lmao its useful in global as well, i see it every game from my enemies.

[@Noxgard]

But you're not global ;););)

[@Narc0YT]

Don't even get me started, those p90's do NOT stop running close range, even in global

[@slaxxHD]

People in Global use the p90 on anti eco rounds or if they just want to do a fast push. But the p90 sucks overall in high ranks you will get killed everytime you use it

[@Noxgard]

blazEwOw~ Yeah, I am actually.

[@cattata01-_-38]

We will prevail,"R8 FLASHBACKS".

[@helderjones4962]

Papa Franku would be pleased

[@raypunzel4257]

you are the funniest csgo youtuber ever man! keep running like you stole it from a gun store XD

[@somerandomblokeschannel]

The P90 has a good purpose , you can now pretend to be that loli from Gun Gale Online

[@3jay22]

I love the filthyfrank memes on this channel

[@viperrnya]

That last part got me emotional 😭😭😭

[@mr.mysterious186]

2:46 Top 10 Anime Betrayal Remember all Global used to be silvers and maybe most of them used this weapon.

[@hodoronctronc521]

Nice filthy frank inspired section at the end

[@steffy9575]

I knew you were making a filthy frank reference at the end

[@grantchapman4415]

Now I'm silver elite. Not even joking. Thanks for this.

[@enthymeme4856]

I picked up a P90 last night off of an enemy, and it was surprisingly accurate. I just bursted it like an AK and BOOM HEADSHOT.

[@stevegoldmann1427]

1:40 Nice filthyfrank reference

[@davidlm2040]

2:35 Grim heh that is a name of the best 15cent skin for the p90

[@ililisghribi4135]

Because of this video the curse began to happen in office

[@hermes-stanlvu4116]

still fun to use..especially when i was in prime casual as t side..1 v 7, picked up a dropped p90, slowly racked up 5 kills before timers run out

[@pleqq._]

From what I've learned, silver is a color.

[@132ger]

You're a genius, fam.

[@minimoments911]

you just became my favourite csgo youtuber xd after lex phantom tho :3