My friend bought CS and said it was easy because he won a death match. *Thinking about buying him an ESEA subscription*
@MatthewLynchh7 жыл бұрын
how u win dmatch
@leeonardodienfield4027 жыл бұрын
rusty real question? deathmatch. a match of death to win the match, you cause the most death
@octobbie6 жыл бұрын
The player with most deaths won.
@skittlesniper88625 жыл бұрын
Lol
@johngrim82015 жыл бұрын
@@A_Stranger2256 Why Do You Type Like This?
@IncDoge8 жыл бұрын
"How to use the "Why am i still getting hate"-249"
@dallasdebono60238 жыл бұрын
That's fucking hilarious lol
@NSTT7 жыл бұрын
Haha
@tissuebomb52747 жыл бұрын
"HOW TO USE THE MISCLICK" is this video what you are talking about?
@wiredel53847 жыл бұрын
how to use the "mp9 made in china"-mp7
@martixak7 жыл бұрын
Hello brother
@t0q14s94 жыл бұрын
Finally someone Who talks about how inconcistent the deagle is. Everyone just talks about how amazing It is but its seriously frustrating To use
@und1sputed9922 жыл бұрын
Half the things in this sorry POS game are inconsistent
@smolltaco5667 Жыл бұрын
The video came out years before your comment, so you ACKHUALLY shouldnt be saying finally
@t0q14s9 Жыл бұрын
@@smolltaco5667 "my bad" -🤓
@smolltaco5667 Жыл бұрын
@@t0q14s9 ACKCHUALLY its sorry, not "my bad"
@Da7ker Жыл бұрын
bro is fatherless 💀@@smolltaco5667
@andrewhsiao17686 жыл бұрын
I call it the stormtrooper sidearm
@fanger91424 жыл бұрын
400 likes and no replies
@sannidhyabalkote95364 жыл бұрын
@@fanger9142 bruh
@minh10713 жыл бұрын
Lol imma rename my deagle that
@jania6923 жыл бұрын
Do it
@3neutral127 жыл бұрын
It's about as accurate as your jokes
@CWGminer6 жыл бұрын
Sometimes on point, sometimes missing wildly.
@whywhy82766 жыл бұрын
sometimes they fly over your head
@windexcleaner75496 жыл бұрын
[ tube ] they may go over your head sometimes
@betterhansin6 жыл бұрын
[ tube ] z
@holokolo44495 жыл бұрын
You just owned him
@cosminionita94298 жыл бұрын
-How does Trump deport the Mexicans? -Juan by Juan
@samulizer7 жыл бұрын
XDDDD
@_dylanbro7 жыл бұрын
Im offensive and I find this highly Mexican
@dasverlorenewort84987 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaja
@LuisAvila-kn8ex6 жыл бұрын
Its funny because Americans instead of saying Juan they say uan and that sounds like one
@michaelbotros58146 жыл бұрын
oof
@notaberger_32168 жыл бұрын
How to use the zeus
@SosigSozzle7 жыл бұрын
XD
@landlockedcroat15546 жыл бұрын
Nils Nyberg YAAAAAAAS
@bowtf23476 жыл бұрын
how to ise 1m ranged knife
@johnlorenpelayo6 жыл бұрын
xd
@D2attemp4 жыл бұрын
He hinted it as the silver zapper but I don’t think it’s happening
@ilng20077 жыл бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="201">3:21</a> "if you miss ur first shot, ur dead anyway" <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="208">3:28</a> "2 shots 1 kill"
@vinyl.croatia4 жыл бұрын
Yes, he killed a bot ._.
@VonLederhosen3 жыл бұрын
@@vinyl.croatia umm look hes name its not bot
@Sumiori4 жыл бұрын
"All right, well, it's been a while since I've told this story so pull up a chair. First of all, his name was actually JuanDiego Montoya, he played for DIAF (Die in a Fire) and FOH (Flowers of Happiness). He just showed up on the scene at a South California LAN that I worked at one day. I remember the first time this kid walked into the place. I say walked but I swear it kind of looked like he was floating on air. He was wearing this weirdass grey gui and sandals. His eyes looked like they were burning red but you could tell it was from no sleep and too much CRT. He didn't really 'talk' so much as he communicated through a series of facial expressions. Anyway, this kid walks over to the counter, buys an all-day pass, 4 bowls of kimchi, 4 cans of arizona ice tea, and looks directly at me and says (and I say 'says' but I swear he didn't actually use words) "Valar Morghulis". Well this was weird as fuck because only a week earlier, the local sponsor for the big $5,000 LAN we were hosting had pulled me aside and told me that a fucked up kid might show up and ask to register a 1-man team for the tournament. He told me that the kid would say the phrase "Valar Morghulis" and that I should register his 1-man team, despite our rules. The first game JD (as those of us who knew him call him) played was on de_inferno. He literally sat in spawn the entire T half and allowed the CTs to 14-0. On the 15th round, he bought for the first time: a desert eagle, a grenade, no armor. He then threw the grenade directly in front of himself and naded down to half hp, then typed "Hello. My name is JuanDiego Montoya. You killed my brother. Prepare to die." Next thing I know, this kid bunnyhops up T-ramp, up the ladder, quick deags two mid awpers, bunnyhops down to Mexico and gets two Banana pusher with one taps, and now with 2 rounds left, he shoots one off in the sky and starts yelling at the top of his lungs "VALHALLLLLAAAAA" and just runs straight up mid towards the last dude who is now trying to rotate through boiler. Now this last dude was actually one of the only known players to ever master the complete recoil pattern of the para. His name was Johnny R and one time we actually calculated that he could compensate for about 97% of the para recoil... and he had a para! Well JD pushed out of mid exactly as Johnny R pushed out of boiler, Johnny R quickswitches to para and starts letting out the sickest para spray I have ever seen, like 100% accuracy to JD's dome. And then, the incident. Few counter strike players know this, but back in 1.6, you could actually anti-recoil an opponent. Basically, if you could do a pixel perfect opposite movement of the recoil pattern your opponent was inputting, the game essentially "blocked" that specific bullet from registering. So as Johnny R is emptying the entire para clip at JD and hitting 100% recoil compensation accuracy, JD is hitting 100% anti-recoil. It was some crazy shit to watch. Then you hear Johnny R's "click click click" and JD quickswitches from knife (you need to have knife out to anti-recoil) to the desert eagle, and with the last bullet, he one taps Johnny R. Entire LAN is quiet for 7 full seconds. Count out to 7 right now... that's a long ass time. Then, before any of us have a chance to say anything, we realize that the round hasn't ended for some reason... behind JD, something spawned in Mexico. I can't tell you exactly what because all I could see was a bright white light on my screen... but I looked over to the JD's screen and his was the only one that actually showed this demon looking creature with a sceptre. JD needs to reload, demon is rushing at him, instead of bunny hopping away or going down with his knife, he starts to type out "JAB JAB FORWARD JAB FIERCE" in all caps into the console. Everyone's screens go black, flicker 5 times, and then light up again. JD was gone. The map was set to de_dust for some reason but in T spawn, beside a dead terrorist body, there was a chest. I looted it real quick and held onto it for years. Then, one day, I randomly thought about trying a CS GO operation key on the chest. And that's how I got my Deagle Diego Hellfire (tagged Unique, No Drop, No Loot, No Trade, No Rent, No Screenshot)."
@thekidd6383 жыл бұрын
how did this have 11 likes and no replies
@dan-us6nk3 жыл бұрын
So amazing, what the fuck
@Vorosh227 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at the part he tried to shoot himself with the deagle and missed because of lack of accuracy...lol
@UnatMar8 жыл бұрын
Do the "How the fuck does a gun take 8 shots to kill" gun, you know what gun I mean
@randomgoogleuser44968 жыл бұрын
TheCrafterThe1st 'what gun do you mean?"
@dylansolorzano50778 жыл бұрын
Maisam hassani Glock, Bizon
@rykehuss34358 жыл бұрын
bizon
@VinceVision8 жыл бұрын
pp bizon i guess
@habez12948 жыл бұрын
All guns basically did 4 in 1 with an awp :p
@knedel_65596 жыл бұрын
*It should be called "Desert Jewgle"*
@ileryon40196 жыл бұрын
Someone is using the R8
@mikaelimran33996 жыл бұрын
@@ileryon4019 its a Israel joke lmao
@namjahs5 жыл бұрын
@@mikaelimran3399 r/wooosh
@mikaelimran33995 жыл бұрын
@@namjahs oh no I just wooshed
@valentincocendau40535 жыл бұрын
desert jew hitlers favorite desert
@verynice067 жыл бұрын
"And if you miss your first shot your dead anyways so don't even bother going for a second." <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="207">3:27</a>
@mivbers39893 жыл бұрын
Omg bro i saw you at the citadel explosion vid!
@nuggets5173 жыл бұрын
NIKO CAN RELATE LMFAO
@alan99118 жыл бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="200">3:20</a> "If you miss your first shot don;t even bother going for a second" <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="207">3:27</a> *takes a second shot and gets a kill with it*
@windexcleaner75496 жыл бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="202">3:22</a> he says when 5 seconds later he proves himself wrong
@amarb82175 жыл бұрын
I was literally going to comment that but im too late.
@ghqst-_-31454 жыл бұрын
Hello, I am the one that messed up your 69
@vinyl.croatia4 жыл бұрын
It was a BOT!
@circlehousePRO8 жыл бұрын
oh god the night the R8 came out and was a one handed awp
@dariusnicolausheinen67328 жыл бұрын
circlehousePRO ikr lul
@jackiechan64606 жыл бұрын
I got a 5k stopping a rush long. Went straight up to the double doors and right clicked 5 times. It was fucking hilarious.
@god83478 жыл бұрын
Did you really just end the year off with a keemstar joke?
@delpiengombe57385 жыл бұрын
God ur not god
@unlimited84103 жыл бұрын
Is that Xi Ji Ping?
@exoc98937 жыл бұрын
Look like theres *JUAN* Million Views I'll let myself out
@snowfallv69315 жыл бұрын
Right this way sir
@m1co2945 жыл бұрын
Aëm... ahem... mmm, uhh... *PUN CITY*
@srorelgames69574 жыл бұрын
How there's *JEE* million views Ok that was cringe
@Luci-ti2en4 жыл бұрын
Tree.juan mil
@themanwholoveswhiskey3 жыл бұрын
Now there jrithty million views
@calmaxys31148 жыл бұрын
D the ''I R8 R8 8/8 M8''
@calmaxys31148 жыл бұрын
***** I put an additional R8 in to signal that the weapon is the R8 Revolver. ''I rate the R8 8/8 mate''
@calmaxys31148 жыл бұрын
***** CYKA BLYAT I BET U CANT EVEN USE THE KEK9 U FUKIN SCRUB I WILL FITE U I AM GLOBAL ELITE AND I USE THE P90 + R8 + ARMOR EVERY ROUND CUZ FORECBUYING IS BEST TACTIK U FUKIN SILVER
@dangermichael84888 жыл бұрын
You realised a global would not miss spell "Fight" with "Fite".....
@neph92058 жыл бұрын
You realised he was joking ?
@MyVash123498 жыл бұрын
M8, DON'T R8 D R8 8/8 IT'S GR8 M8TE! IT S8T B8 B 8/88 No B8 M8!
@JustJYT8 жыл бұрын
I think you should do the "Swag-7's Younger brother with autism" The Sawed Off! :D
@jackmcloan27128 жыл бұрын
JJGames - CSGO&More that is a good choice
@JustJYT8 жыл бұрын
+Jack Mcloan Thx :D
@masterspicy56968 жыл бұрын
yes yes yes!
@nobledreameater58017 жыл бұрын
sawed off is op
@Khan-jb7ej3 жыл бұрын
if you set the speed to 0.25x at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="248">4:08</a> you will see VALVE's dedication in making its animations.
@uekiari8 жыл бұрын
I supposed to be playing CS GO but this slav keep blyating my babushka
@Voxel__8 жыл бұрын
Is it the TheCyka27?
@uekiari8 жыл бұрын
pass0ut yeah,TheCyka27
@Lucas-po6mn8 жыл бұрын
RedRazor i heard TheCyka27 can rush B faster than any silver
@voicelessnameless59138 жыл бұрын
Lucas and can yell cyka bleat louder than any slav
@uekiari8 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Murray I heard TheCyka27 once defeated an entire army with a single P90
@asebeleketo14668 жыл бұрын
HOW TO USE R8 WHEN?????
@operator09068 жыл бұрын
Asebele Keto I second this
@lord168 жыл бұрын
Just don't
@asebeleketo14668 жыл бұрын
guys what is the most memorable name for R8 (like deagle "Juan Deag")
@kavper8 жыл бұрын
Cowboy
@c418vgytre8 жыл бұрын
Nerfed pocket AWP
@vinyl.croatia4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Literally nobody: Terrorists: wearing an invisible helmet
@karwat25774 жыл бұрын
its inside their head
@dan-us6nk3 жыл бұрын
It wouldn't protect anything anyways so...
@dave_6.9_678 жыл бұрын
i still want the "i cant affort a real rifle : famas and galail "
@thelegend27keepskickingmya857 жыл бұрын
David Weiland The fuck is a Galail?
@dave_6.9_677 жыл бұрын
TheLegend27 Keeps Kicking My Ass its a typo galil
@thelegend27keepskickingmya857 жыл бұрын
David Weiland NEW GUN CONFIRMED!! \°○°/ jk
@dave_6.9_677 жыл бұрын
TheLegend27 Keeps Kicking My Ass no but the new name is changed from galial to galililililiaceilililili
@thelegend27keepskickingmya857 жыл бұрын
David Weiland Gee, that would be hard to say. "Hey dude. What Galilililililiililililiaceililili skin should I get?"
@JohnSmithTheExplorer8 жыл бұрын
*"WHY AM I STILL GETTING HATE?"* -_Killer Memestar_ Best part of the whole video.
@123stripes6 жыл бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="55">0:55</a> Id feel bad shooting a guy named "I beat cancer"
@mhsy05333 жыл бұрын
He probably beat a guy named “Cancer”
@iluvdawubz8 жыл бұрын
Do the "Cheap assault rifle" Ump-45
@smingjr8 жыл бұрын
do the sg553 because it's the only gun for me!
@smingjr8 жыл бұрын
Naw u don't sayyyyyy
@waagh4668 жыл бұрын
and eat some glass
@andrei56808 жыл бұрын
Steven Ming U mean one lens glasses?
@sombrerocactus79426 жыл бұрын
Inotorious’ reenactments of a Juan deag user are a spot on representations of me
@lonec17778 жыл бұрын
How to use the pea shooter (glock)
@lili-zy7qq8 жыл бұрын
The thing is..... you can't use it.
@SkylordGuillaume8 жыл бұрын
Are you silver 2 but win every arms race? Then fear not, the pea shooter is for you!
@edas41887 жыл бұрын
I dont get it, why people hate on clock so much? If you spam it to the ct with armour then ofcourse you'll get tapped. Just hit damn headshots fucking silvers.
@givemeajackson7 жыл бұрын
yes, 3 of them against a helmet, all preferably before the other guy either gets 3-5 automatic body shots or 1 headshot and anything else... super ez, just hit 3 headshots before the other guy has a chance to respond....
@danielsgrunge7 жыл бұрын
givemeajackson jump and burst fire in everybody's head, super ez
@dremin158 жыл бұрын
Do the Cheap Man's "I have $16,000" AKA the M249
@standinginthegarden17758 жыл бұрын
the 'I downloaded cs yesterday'
@chikennuget36348 жыл бұрын
Drew Minott the i have $5,500 but its last round
@jamesdziekan76838 жыл бұрын
also known as the "Fuck, i miss-clicked"
@YnnadHD8 жыл бұрын
ERY FAKIN MATCH I FAKIN MISCKLICK
@dremin158 жыл бұрын
iRobert YTB THATS WHY I SAID "The Cheap Man's" ITS THE CHEAP ALTERNATIVE YOU DIPSHIT, READ
@pew_mew127 жыл бұрын
"The deag is one of those guns where your going to miss every shot or get a 5 man ace with". I used the Juan deag yesterday on pistol round and I failed instantly but on the round right after that I had a 5 man ace not kidding now.
@qmelzthevoid4 жыл бұрын
why did i read this while he said that wtf
@linx_56758 жыл бұрын
ive been waiting for this
@DarkFire101918 жыл бұрын
G E N O C I DE Hay the world's small
@linx_56758 жыл бұрын
GX-RAZOR lol?!?!
@DarkFire101918 жыл бұрын
G E N O C I DE ya lol
@HaloMG8 жыл бұрын
?
@linx_56758 жыл бұрын
zarif player we subbed to eachother and did not expect tp find eachother here.
@lumif35648 жыл бұрын
Diet AK47 (UMP-45) or the Silver Game Arsenal
@lumif35648 жыл бұрын
Also UMP-45
@joshuatorres73288 жыл бұрын
1üP you mean the "Ultra Micro Penis 45"??
@andersonfrancotabares36148 жыл бұрын
Joshua Torres hahahaha
@nicholascsgo83018 жыл бұрын
Joshua Torres it's called the undersized man penis 45.
@coryinthedank8 жыл бұрын
TRUMP-45, this is probably the most requested thing yet why isn't he doing this yet.
@enthymeme48567 жыл бұрын
Damn...he's not wrong about getting an ace or miserably failing with it. Happened to me last night. My entire team went off and died, and I just completely decimated the entire team. That gave me the bright idea of using the deagle the entire game for "practice." We won, but I went from top fragging to third...
@input89478 жыл бұрын
I fucking love your videos because of the sarcasm and very subtle humor yet you still have a way of getting your highly researched point across
@JLD82648 жыл бұрын
That vibration on my phone made me shit myself ( notification )
@onemorescout8 жыл бұрын
"That vibration made me shit myself" -JLD8264, 2016
@jackpreston92368 жыл бұрын
xd
@ghoulbuster18 жыл бұрын
oh my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@KapitanPazur18 жыл бұрын
+JLD8264 that would be such a problem for you if you wasnt using phone as butt plug
@JLD82648 жыл бұрын
i know i should really stop
@life_archive78404 жыл бұрын
I should start playing this game again. Juan Deags were my thing.
@Nebellune8 жыл бұрын
The mp7 because it was the mp5 We miss you mp5
@thechosenone7298 жыл бұрын
Play some CS:CO and you have it back its still better then CSGO.
@xXTedwarriorXx8 жыл бұрын
Peter Quad CSCO is the best game 2016
@Nebellune8 жыл бұрын
Peter Quad dude that mod is what csgo should've been.
@thechosenone7298 жыл бұрын
You are right, this is how CSGO should looks like, cause gun balance is more better, game is little bit faster, maps are not overplaced with tons of shits... it looks just great. If this CSCO become standalone CSGO will die...
@biedaki94658 жыл бұрын
The: don't go tunnels(SAWED OFF)
@eduardocarrasqueira53578 жыл бұрын
Agree
@bird91775 жыл бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="202">3:22</a> "dont even bother going for another" also inotorious <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="208">3:28</a>
@richardkelley24748 жыл бұрын
I always do a deagle with an xm1014, I can use the deagle for med/long range kills, and the xm to shred at short range, it's been going pretty good so far, and I am usually able to always buy kevlar, defuse, zeus, and full nades. It even seems to work on t side.
@shadbh25 жыл бұрын
Notorious:"If you miss a shot your dead anyway" Notorious <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="208">3:28</a>
@ZenCyde6 жыл бұрын
Who still loves to watch this series? In July 2018!
@kurtov48955 жыл бұрын
In 2019 my boi
@orepe34715 жыл бұрын
Fort nite
@subzeeroCS4 жыл бұрын
In 2020 boi
@shodow50174 жыл бұрын
its 2021
@pein1238 жыл бұрын
INOTORIOUS SUMMON!!! im mge
@iNoToRiOuS8 жыл бұрын
+tegus “SHOTS FIRED” timmu Stay there...as long as you can... CHERISH IT
@sanderkajalaid28708 жыл бұрын
tura timmu missa paugud ma global
@pein1238 жыл бұрын
sander kajalaid tra paugun palju tahan
@sanderkajalaid28708 жыл бұрын
teeme 1v1
@BrainDamage2558 жыл бұрын
tulen ka bljat
@thedandi89058 жыл бұрын
Will the legendary InOtOrIoUS respond? Also I am SMFC... :P
@pepyz4lyfe778 жыл бұрын
iNoToRiOuS hey man! love your videos!
@urososonogic8 жыл бұрын
TheDandi I felt like smth special either cause Im DMG too :D
@0fficialPyroIceDude8 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@checkmate40048 жыл бұрын
And I came against you in a scrim, I'm Ozone from SV, hello!
@denvergregory69598 жыл бұрын
heeeeey I'm also DMG
@user-ci8ix2vr4w8 жыл бұрын
LMAO! The Seriousness in your voice during the entire video. Nice job on the commentary :D
@KJ_XCV8 жыл бұрын
when i hear a deagle on pistol rounds i literally rush the guy down going for body shots with the glock cos i know he is likely to miss every single shot on me
@randy61786 жыл бұрын
FISHURMOMBALL coz ur an silver
@shygal18136 жыл бұрын
Randy Dibbet you're an gay
@chrischadler48796 жыл бұрын
iSanctuary no cuz it just works every time
@windexcleaner75496 жыл бұрын
I am TheBananaMan 70 percent of the time it works everytime
@albinoshinobi65716 жыл бұрын
if you want spam tech nine> glock, has decent headshots, an okay fire rate, and less recoil than the deag. glock sucks fam
@TheHilo6238 жыл бұрын
I love all of these videos. keep them up my dude!
@jalilridhwan50295 жыл бұрын
Me before watching: 0% skill of Juan Deag. Me after watching: 0% skill of Juan Deag.
@snsn4n4n4sn4sns4nm8 жыл бұрын
Do how to use the mistake buy (m249)
@m1co2945 жыл бұрын
Already done
@gru94805 жыл бұрын
M1co29 boii i hate last names This comment was 2 years ago
@m1co2945 жыл бұрын
@@gru9480 and the misclick was done 3 years ago
@sirnapoleon33968 жыл бұрын
Scout shouldn't be "Awp made in china" but should be "The deagle with a scope"
@gabenthebutcher13838 жыл бұрын
so a deagle with a scope
@maddie57406 жыл бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="204">3:24</a> “If you miss the first shot, you’re dead anyways so don’t bother going for a second.” *proceeds* *to* *miss* *first* *shot* *and* *hit* *second*
@_ygg248 жыл бұрын
We need the "two guns are better than one"!
@saturatedneowax8 жыл бұрын
awp made in China is my scouts name
@Talz6228 жыл бұрын
The8BitPhoenix My Flashback M4A1-S I'm gonna name "Born to Kill" given the skin and it's description is a reference to Full Metal Jacket
@Talz6228 жыл бұрын
Nick Martin "How could you kill women? And children?"
@xzingpopox7 жыл бұрын
lmao the P250 is a .357 Sig round, not 9mm. Dualies are 9mm
@wobblesman43168 жыл бұрын
How to use the only gun in the game (Ak)
@logoncal30017 жыл бұрын
How to use the "i dropped my m4"
@firey1806 жыл бұрын
"How to use the GayK-47"
@toprakcemsavas31328 жыл бұрын
next time do the autosniper without scope (xm101)
@workspaceofduc5 жыл бұрын
"Are you tired of your guns being too accurate?"
@laafawnduh8 жыл бұрын
Do the, "I don't have enough for an AK, but I still want a lot of bullets so this will do" AR
@biggamer21548 жыл бұрын
Doesnt make a joke about when silvers spray deagle and get a headshot and say JUAN DEAG!
@biggamer21548 жыл бұрын
oh, and unsubbing
@buster48288 жыл бұрын
Elios hahahahahahbabhaab
@TLPoffspring8 жыл бұрын
LMAO SO TRUE.. or I say "why are you spraying with the deagle?" and they're like "HOW DO YOU SPRAY WITH A PISTOL? YOU CAN'T SPRAY WITH THIS GUN"
@5imonYT5 жыл бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="162">2:42</a> "snap back to reality, oh, there goes gravity, moms spaghetti"
@Halfa_M8 жыл бұрын
How to use the ScreaM gun (ak 47)
@lomk44248 жыл бұрын
It's just ak not any Scream-47 or the 27'th!
@RamsLiff8 жыл бұрын
Hungerhacks lol when u have a monster pc , one taps até soo ez , a got 40 kills only deagle comp twice '_'
@MiekuahProductions8 жыл бұрын
its actually a giant deagle u can one tap with 30 clips
@SythBB8 жыл бұрын
Hungerhacks How to use the headshot machine
@Vector_Lotus7 жыл бұрын
30 Rounds* SIR 4 Clips* SIR
@crabouille33264 жыл бұрын
Juan.
@quadraforest8 жыл бұрын
R8 revolver, because it is my main weapon when i can't buy any rifles, smg's or heavy weapons
@nucleus6917 жыл бұрын
Peekers advantage is simple geometry you can easily counter with KNOWLEDGE. How can an inconsistant piece o' **** get the "round changing" kills and a consistant reliable handgun cant? Just double dink em!
@hiuer19458 жыл бұрын
How to use the "STOP F***KING CAMPING" (Zeus) How to use the "CT's Butt Buddy" (M4A1-S)
@ded29207 жыл бұрын
love how ironically true all these videos are
@rafayali72834 жыл бұрын
And now you can jumpshot with the deagle!
@needful39614 жыл бұрын
Not anymore lol
@dubrav068 жыл бұрын
What lf im silver 1, can l use this?
@christiancrabtree81378 жыл бұрын
i hope youre joking
@dubrav068 жыл бұрын
Yeah, dont wory, lm silver 2
@BeckettBerry8 жыл бұрын
you can use it no matter what rank u are its not like its restricted
@thekamotodragon8 жыл бұрын
ik this string is a joke, but if you are actually silver, and want to rank up, don't buy the deagle
@stephensantilli96908 жыл бұрын
I'm S1 fml
@lukespencer68467 жыл бұрын
"If you miss the shot don't even bother going for a second you're already dead." *Immediately shows footage of missing first shot but still winning*
@aisheunice07787 жыл бұрын
WE ARE NUMBER *JUAN*
@Spectre_ski8 жыл бұрын
Inaccurate Deagle I blame stormtroopers
@bobbybeathazard51737 жыл бұрын
i dont even play CSGO but these videos are fucking hilarious, please dont stop making them...subbed
@default10128 жыл бұрын
The AUG or SG553 AKA the "FUCKING BULLSHIT COD GUN"
@default10128 жыл бұрын
The GG-Bizon
@default10128 жыл бұрын
The "I JUST GOT THIS GAME YESTERDAY AND I AM EXTREMELY CONFUSED" AKA the M249
@default10128 жыл бұрын
The :Twice the Amount, Twice the Power (Not Really)" AKA the Dualies
@default10128 жыл бұрын
The "Certified Smurf's Weapon Of Choice" AKA the Zeus
@default10128 жыл бұрын
The "DAMMIT I WAS SO CLOSE TO HIM AND I ALMOST GOT HIM" AKA the knife (with skin variants)
@ArnoldAntilope8 жыл бұрын
Can you do the R8 next time ?
@cyanidebased53745 жыл бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="202">3:22</a> “if you miss your first shot, you’re dead anyways so don’t even bother firing a second” 5 seconds later: *misses first shot and hits second*
@ninjardx8 жыл бұрын
how to use the pp beezknees
@BigBoo648 жыл бұрын
I have some ideas for video names. TrUMP-45, the Negev's Baby Brother, the M8
@beo1916 жыл бұрын
fucking weeb
@twelvielol81827 жыл бұрын
This guy deserves more subs
@OK-fi4yq8 жыл бұрын
How to use the Family Destroyer. (G3SG1) (cuz your last auto sniper one only covered the SCAR-20)
@takki538 жыл бұрын
You mean the "I report you for distracting/blocking the game?"
@FraggeR-gt6ii7 жыл бұрын
Hm. My rank is dmg and I force buy deagle every round.
@Renegade4163 жыл бұрын
*FROM IVY, OUT MIDDLE, THROUGH OUR CONNECTOR LIKE A SPEED DEMON*
@cocoabeatle96118 жыл бұрын
Do the sawed off shotgun
@brazilianbanker338 жыл бұрын
SHOW US HOW TO USE THE AUDI R8 ;)
@thelittlenubnoober36398 жыл бұрын
Giant Asian Sticker Grandma sticker is better than you
@brazilianbanker338 жыл бұрын
and chris is better than her ha get rekt grandma
@1111Tactical6 жыл бұрын
Finally, a completely accurate history of the Deag development.
@Palosiam1248 жыл бұрын
The Deagle was made in Israel, how does it relate with Mexico lmao
@flowenfan96788 жыл бұрын
Sir Fuckface cuz Juan Deag 😎
@yaced74968 жыл бұрын
Because my name is Juan, Juan deag
@cipher28628 жыл бұрын
When you don't finish the video.txt
@Palosiam1248 жыл бұрын
Cipher i didnt even bother watching
@cipher28628 жыл бұрын
then why the comment you fucking spastic
@supercoolguy437 жыл бұрын
"If you miss your first shot, you're dead anyway" *pops a dude with two shots What is the truth?
@vinyl.croatia4 жыл бұрын
Not dude, a *bot*
@raythepizzaguy97217 жыл бұрын
This is the only video of yours where the sfm is actually funny
@Azekk_88 жыл бұрын
R69 revolver next pls
@grindingshiba8 жыл бұрын
how to use the (audi) r8 revolver
@alexandernguyen10406 жыл бұрын
In this game, I think the p250 is chambered in 45acp because of its effectiveness. If it was 9mm, valve maybe woulda used the p226
@purpleproductions3587 жыл бұрын
Want to fix the Deagle's accuracy? Use dynamic crosshairs!
@berranskejtmann4336 жыл бұрын
it gives you a better representation of where the gun is gonna fire so kinda...
@fcos19218 жыл бұрын
how to use the lucky luke after the update
@beepbeeplettuce22397 жыл бұрын
"If you miss your first shot, you're dead anyway, so don't even bother going for a second" *Next kill takes two shots*
@axewtv70276 жыл бұрын
Waiting 1.5sec after every shot to not miss your next shot. Very realistic. Btw i call this weapon a banana.
@ItsRainingLemons8 жыл бұрын
P250?
@nik_nik36536 жыл бұрын
"American wet dream of a handgun" This is beautiful
@therruefalse99848 жыл бұрын
You got it wrong in the title. You are not using Juan Deag. You either are being Juan Deag or you are Juan Deaging. "How to Juan Deag" "How to be Juan Deag in every match"