How to use the Juan Deag

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iNoToRiOuS

iNoToRiOuS

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@MasterlessVagrant
@MasterlessVagrant 8 жыл бұрын
My friend bought CS and said it was easy because he won a death match. *Thinking about buying him an ESEA subscription*
@MatthewLynchh
@MatthewLynchh 7 жыл бұрын
how u win dmatch
@leeonardodienfield402
@leeonardodienfield402 7 жыл бұрын
rusty real question? deathmatch. a match of death to win the match, you cause the most death
@octobbie
@octobbie 6 жыл бұрын
The player with most deaths won.
@skittlesniper8862
@skittlesniper8862 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@johngrim8201
@johngrim8201 5 жыл бұрын
@@A_Stranger2256 Why Do You Type Like This?
@IncDoge
@IncDoge 8 жыл бұрын
"How to use the "Why am i still getting hate"-249"
@dallasdebono6023
@dallasdebono6023 8 жыл бұрын
That's fucking hilarious lol
@NSTT
@NSTT 7 жыл бұрын
Haha
@tissuebomb5274
@tissuebomb5274 7 жыл бұрын
"HOW TO USE THE MISCLICK" is this video what you are talking about?
@wiredel5384
@wiredel5384 7 жыл бұрын
how to use the "mp9 made in china"-mp7
@martixak
@martixak 7 жыл бұрын
Hello brother
@t0q14s9
@t0q14s9 4 жыл бұрын
Finally someone Who talks about how inconcistent the deagle is. Everyone just talks about how amazing It is but its seriously frustrating To use
@und1sputed992
@und1sputed992 2 жыл бұрын
Half the things in this sorry POS game are inconsistent
@smolltaco5667
@smolltaco5667 Жыл бұрын
The video came out years before your comment, so you ACKHUALLY shouldnt be saying finally
@t0q14s9
@t0q14s9 Жыл бұрын
@@smolltaco5667 "my bad" -🤓
@smolltaco5667
@smolltaco5667 Жыл бұрын
@@t0q14s9 ACKCHUALLY its sorry, not "my bad"
@Da7ker
@Da7ker Жыл бұрын
bro is fatherless 💀@@smolltaco5667
@andrewhsiao1768
@andrewhsiao1768 6 жыл бұрын
I call it the stormtrooper sidearm
@fanger9142
@fanger9142 4 жыл бұрын
400 likes and no replies
@sannidhyabalkote9536
@sannidhyabalkote9536 4 жыл бұрын
@@fanger9142 bruh
@minh1071
@minh1071 3 жыл бұрын
Lol imma rename my deagle that
@jania692
@jania692 3 жыл бұрын
Do it
@3neutral12
@3neutral12 7 жыл бұрын
It's about as accurate as your jokes
@CWGminer
@CWGminer 6 жыл бұрын
Sometimes on point, sometimes missing wildly.
@whywhy8276
@whywhy8276 6 жыл бұрын
sometimes they fly over your head
@windexcleaner7549
@windexcleaner7549 6 жыл бұрын
[ tube ] they may go over your head sometimes
@betterhansin
@betterhansin 6 жыл бұрын
[ tube ] z
@holokolo4449
@holokolo4449 5 жыл бұрын
You just owned him
@cosminionita9429
@cosminionita9429 8 жыл бұрын
-How does Trump deport the Mexicans? -Juan by Juan
@samulizer
@samulizer 7 жыл бұрын
XDDDD
@_dylanbro
@_dylanbro 7 жыл бұрын
Im offensive and I find this highly Mexican
@dasverlorenewort8498
@dasverlorenewort8498 7 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaja
@LuisAvila-kn8ex
@LuisAvila-kn8ex 6 жыл бұрын
Its funny because Americans instead of saying Juan they say uan and that sounds like one
@michaelbotros5814
@michaelbotros5814 6 жыл бұрын
oof
@notaberger_3216
@notaberger_3216 8 жыл бұрын
How to use the zeus
@SosigSozzle
@SosigSozzle 7 жыл бұрын
XD
@landlockedcroat1554
@landlockedcroat1554 6 жыл бұрын
Nils Nyberg YAAAAAAAS
@bowtf2347
@bowtf2347 6 жыл бұрын
how to ise 1m ranged knife
@johnlorenpelayo
@johnlorenpelayo 6 жыл бұрын
xd
@D2attemp
@D2attemp 4 жыл бұрын
He hinted it as the silver zapper but I don’t think it’s happening
@ilng2007
@ilng2007 7 жыл бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="201">3:21</a> "if you miss ur first shot, ur dead anyway" <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="208">3:28</a> "2 shots 1 kill"
@vinyl.croatia
@vinyl.croatia 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, he killed a bot ._.
@VonLederhosen
@VonLederhosen 3 жыл бұрын
@@vinyl.croatia umm look hes name its not bot
@Sumiori
@Sumiori 4 жыл бұрын
"All right, well, it's been a while since I've told this story so pull up a chair. First of all, his name was actually JuanDiego Montoya, he played for DIAF (Die in a Fire) and FOH (Flowers of Happiness). He just showed up on the scene at a South California LAN that I worked at one day. I remember the first time this kid walked into the place. I say walked but I swear it kind of looked like he was floating on air. He was wearing this weirdass grey gui and sandals. His eyes looked like they were burning red but you could tell it was from no sleep and too much CRT. He didn't really 'talk' so much as he communicated through a series of facial expressions. Anyway, this kid walks over to the counter, buys an all-day pass, 4 bowls of kimchi, 4 cans of arizona ice tea, and looks directly at me and says (and I say 'says' but I swear he didn't actually use words) "Valar Morghulis". Well this was weird as fuck because only a week earlier, the local sponsor for the big $5,000 LAN we were hosting had pulled me aside and told me that a fucked up kid might show up and ask to register a 1-man team for the tournament. He told me that the kid would say the phrase "Valar Morghulis" and that I should register his 1-man team, despite our rules. The first game JD (as those of us who knew him call him) played was on de_inferno. He literally sat in spawn the entire T half and allowed the CTs to 14-0. On the 15th round, he bought for the first time: a desert eagle, a grenade, no armor. He then threw the grenade directly in front of himself and naded down to half hp, then typed "Hello. My name is JuanDiego Montoya. You killed my brother. Prepare to die." Next thing I know, this kid bunnyhops up T-ramp, up the ladder, quick deags two mid awpers, bunnyhops down to Mexico and gets two Banana pusher with one taps, and now with 2 rounds left, he shoots one off in the sky and starts yelling at the top of his lungs "VALHALLLLLAAAAA" and just runs straight up mid towards the last dude who is now trying to rotate through boiler. Now this last dude was actually one of the only known players to ever master the complete recoil pattern of the para. His name was Johnny R and one time we actually calculated that he could compensate for about 97% of the para recoil... and he had a para! Well JD pushed out of mid exactly as Johnny R pushed out of boiler, Johnny R quickswitches to para and starts letting out the sickest para spray I have ever seen, like 100% accuracy to JD's dome. And then, the incident. Few counter strike players know this, but back in 1.6, you could actually anti-recoil an opponent. Basically, if you could do a pixel perfect opposite movement of the recoil pattern your opponent was inputting, the game essentially "blocked" that specific bullet from registering. So as Johnny R is emptying the entire para clip at JD and hitting 100% recoil compensation accuracy, JD is hitting 100% anti-recoil. It was some crazy shit to watch. Then you hear Johnny R's "click click click" and JD quickswitches from knife (you need to have knife out to anti-recoil) to the desert eagle, and with the last bullet, he one taps Johnny R. Entire LAN is quiet for 7 full seconds. Count out to 7 right now... that's a long ass time. Then, before any of us have a chance to say anything, we realize that the round hasn't ended for some reason... behind JD, something spawned in Mexico. I can't tell you exactly what because all I could see was a bright white light on my screen... but I looked over to the JD's screen and his was the only one that actually showed this demon looking creature with a sceptre. JD needs to reload, demon is rushing at him, instead of bunny hopping away or going down with his knife, he starts to type out "JAB JAB FORWARD JAB FIERCE" in all caps into the console. Everyone's screens go black, flicker 5 times, and then light up again. JD was gone. The map was set to de_dust for some reason but in T spawn, beside a dead terrorist body, there was a chest. I looted it real quick and held onto it for years. Then, one day, I randomly thought about trying a CS GO operation key on the chest. And that's how I got my Deagle Diego Hellfire (tagged Unique, No Drop, No Loot, No Trade, No Rent, No Screenshot)."
@thekidd638
@thekidd638 3 жыл бұрын
how did this have 11 likes and no replies
@dan-us6nk
@dan-us6nk 3 жыл бұрын
So amazing, what the fuck
@Vorosh22
@Vorosh22 7 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at the part he tried to shoot himself with the deagle and missed because of lack of accuracy...lol
@UnatMar
@UnatMar 8 жыл бұрын
Do the "How the fuck does a gun take 8 shots to kill" gun, you know what gun I mean
@randomgoogleuser4496
@randomgoogleuser4496 8 жыл бұрын
TheCrafterThe1st 'what gun do you mean?"
@dylansolorzano5077
@dylansolorzano5077 8 жыл бұрын
Maisam hassani Glock, Bizon
@rykehuss3435
@rykehuss3435 8 жыл бұрын
bizon
@VinceVision
@VinceVision 8 жыл бұрын
pp bizon i guess
@habez1294
@habez1294 8 жыл бұрын
All guns basically did 4 in 1 with an awp :p
@knedel_6559
@knedel_6559 6 жыл бұрын
*It should be called "Desert Jewgle"*
@ileryon4019
@ileryon4019 6 жыл бұрын
Someone is using the R8
@mikaelimran3399
@mikaelimran3399 6 жыл бұрын
@@ileryon4019 its a Israel joke lmao
@namjahs
@namjahs 5 жыл бұрын
@@mikaelimran3399 r/wooosh
@mikaelimran3399
@mikaelimran3399 5 жыл бұрын
@@namjahs oh no I just wooshed
@valentincocendau4053
@valentincocendau4053 5 жыл бұрын
desert jew hitlers favorite desert
@verynice06
@verynice06 7 жыл бұрын
"And if you miss your first shot your dead anyways so don't even bother going for a second." <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="207">3:27</a>
@mivbers3989
@mivbers3989 3 жыл бұрын
Omg bro i saw you at the citadel explosion vid!
@nuggets517
@nuggets517 3 жыл бұрын
NIKO CAN RELATE LMFAO
@alan9911
@alan9911 8 жыл бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="200">3:20</a> "If you miss your first shot don;t even bother going for a second" <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="207">3:27</a> *takes a second shot and gets a kill with it*
@windexcleaner7549
@windexcleaner7549 6 жыл бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="202">3:22</a> he says when 5 seconds later he proves himself wrong
@amarb8217
@amarb8217 5 жыл бұрын
I was literally going to comment that but im too late.
@ghqst-_-3145
@ghqst-_-3145 4 жыл бұрын
Hello, I am the one that messed up your 69
@vinyl.croatia
@vinyl.croatia 4 жыл бұрын
It was a BOT!
@circlehousePRO
@circlehousePRO 8 жыл бұрын
oh god the night the R8 came out and was a one handed awp
@dariusnicolausheinen6732
@dariusnicolausheinen6732 8 жыл бұрын
circlehousePRO ikr lul
@jackiechan6460
@jackiechan6460 6 жыл бұрын
I got a 5k stopping a rush long. Went straight up to the double doors and right clicked 5 times. It was fucking hilarious.
@god8347
@god8347 8 жыл бұрын
Did you really just end the year off with a keemstar joke?
@delpiengombe5738
@delpiengombe5738 5 жыл бұрын
God ur not god
@unlimited8410
@unlimited8410 3 жыл бұрын
Is that Xi Ji Ping?
@exoc9893
@exoc9893 7 жыл бұрын
Look like theres *JUAN* Million Views I'll let myself out
@snowfallv6931
@snowfallv6931 5 жыл бұрын
Right this way sir
@m1co294
@m1co294 5 жыл бұрын
Aëm... ahem... mmm, uhh... *PUN CITY*
@srorelgames6957
@srorelgames6957 4 жыл бұрын
How there's *JEE* million views Ok that was cringe
@Luci-ti2en
@Luci-ti2en 4 жыл бұрын
Tree.juan mil
@themanwholoveswhiskey
@themanwholoveswhiskey 3 жыл бұрын
Now there jrithty million views
@calmaxys3114
@calmaxys3114 8 жыл бұрын
D the ''I R8 R8 8/8 M8''
@calmaxys3114
@calmaxys3114 8 жыл бұрын
***** I put an additional R8 in to signal that the weapon is the R8 Revolver. ''I rate the R8 8/8 mate''
@calmaxys3114
@calmaxys3114 8 жыл бұрын
***** CYKA BLYAT I BET U CANT EVEN USE THE KEK9 U FUKIN SCRUB I WILL FITE U I AM GLOBAL ELITE AND I USE THE P90 + R8 + ARMOR EVERY ROUND CUZ FORECBUYING IS BEST TACTIK U FUKIN SILVER
@dangermichael8488
@dangermichael8488 8 жыл бұрын
You realised a global would not miss spell "Fight" with "Fite".....
@neph9205
@neph9205 8 жыл бұрын
You realised he was joking ?
@MyVash12349
@MyVash12349 8 жыл бұрын
M8, DON'T R8 D R8 8/8 IT'S GR8 M8TE! IT S8T B8 B 8/88 No B8 M8!
@JustJYT
@JustJYT 8 жыл бұрын
I think you should do the "Swag-7's Younger brother with autism" The Sawed Off! :D
@jackmcloan2712
@jackmcloan2712 8 жыл бұрын
JJGames - CSGO&More that is a good choice
@JustJYT
@JustJYT 8 жыл бұрын
+Jack Mcloan Thx :D
@masterspicy5696
@masterspicy5696 8 жыл бұрын
yes yes yes!
@nobledreameater5801
@nobledreameater5801 7 жыл бұрын
sawed off is op
@Khan-jb7ej
@Khan-jb7ej 3 жыл бұрын
if you set the speed to 0.25x at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="248">4:08</a> you will see VALVE's dedication in making its animations.
@uekiari
@uekiari 8 жыл бұрын
I supposed to be playing CS GO but this slav keep blyating my babushka
@Voxel__
@Voxel__ 8 жыл бұрын
Is it the TheCyka27?
@uekiari
@uekiari 8 жыл бұрын
pass0ut yeah,TheCyka27
@Lucas-po6mn
@Lucas-po6mn 8 жыл бұрын
RedRazor i heard TheCyka27 can rush B faster than any silver
@voicelessnameless5913
@voicelessnameless5913 8 жыл бұрын
Lucas and can yell cyka bleat louder than any slav
@uekiari
@uekiari 8 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Murray I heard TheCyka27 once defeated an entire army with a single P90
@asebeleketo1466
@asebeleketo1466 8 жыл бұрын
HOW TO USE R8 WHEN?????
@operator0906
@operator0906 8 жыл бұрын
Asebele Keto I second this
@lord16
@lord16 8 жыл бұрын
Just don't
@asebeleketo1466
@asebeleketo1466 8 жыл бұрын
guys what is the most memorable name for R8 (like deagle "Juan Deag")
@kavper
@kavper 8 жыл бұрын
Cowboy
@c418vgytre
@c418vgytre 8 жыл бұрын
Nerfed pocket AWP
@vinyl.croatia
@vinyl.croatia 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Literally nobody: Terrorists: wearing an invisible helmet
@karwat2577
@karwat2577 4 жыл бұрын
its inside their head
@dan-us6nk
@dan-us6nk 3 жыл бұрын
It wouldn't protect anything anyways so...
@dave_6.9_67
@dave_6.9_67 8 жыл бұрын
i still want the "i cant affort a real rifle : famas and galail "
@thelegend27keepskickingmya85
@thelegend27keepskickingmya85 7 жыл бұрын
David Weiland The fuck is a Galail?
@dave_6.9_67
@dave_6.9_67 7 жыл бұрын
TheLegend27 Keeps Kicking My Ass its a typo galil
@thelegend27keepskickingmya85
@thelegend27keepskickingmya85 7 жыл бұрын
David Weiland NEW GUN CONFIRMED!! \°○°/ jk
@dave_6.9_67
@dave_6.9_67 7 жыл бұрын
TheLegend27 Keeps Kicking My Ass no but the new name is changed from galial to galililililiaceilililili
@thelegend27keepskickingmya85
@thelegend27keepskickingmya85 7 жыл бұрын
David Weiland Gee, that would be hard to say. "Hey dude. What Galilililililiililililiaceililili skin should I get?"
@JohnSmithTheExplorer
@JohnSmithTheExplorer 8 жыл бұрын
*"WHY AM I STILL GETTING HATE?"* -_Killer Memestar_ Best part of the whole video.
@123stripes
@123stripes 6 жыл бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="55">0:55</a> Id feel bad shooting a guy named "I beat cancer"
@mhsy0533
@mhsy0533 3 жыл бұрын
He probably beat a guy named “Cancer”
@iluvdawubz
@iluvdawubz 8 жыл бұрын
Do the "Cheap assault rifle" Ump-45
@smingjr
@smingjr 8 жыл бұрын
do the sg553 because it's the only gun for me!
@smingjr
@smingjr 8 жыл бұрын
Naw u don't sayyyyyy
@waagh466
@waagh466 8 жыл бұрын
and eat some glass
@andrei5680
@andrei5680 8 жыл бұрын
Steven Ming U mean one lens glasses?
@sombrerocactus7942
@sombrerocactus7942 6 жыл бұрын
Inotorious’ reenactments of a Juan deag user are a spot on representations of me
@lonec1777
@lonec1777 8 жыл бұрын
How to use the pea shooter (glock)
@lili-zy7qq
@lili-zy7qq 8 жыл бұрын
The thing is..... you can't use it.
@SkylordGuillaume
@SkylordGuillaume 8 жыл бұрын
Are you silver 2 but win every arms race? Then fear not, the pea shooter is for you!
@edas4188
@edas4188 7 жыл бұрын
I dont get it, why people hate on clock so much? If you spam it to the ct with armour then ofcourse you'll get tapped. Just hit damn headshots fucking silvers.
@givemeajackson
@givemeajackson 7 жыл бұрын
yes, 3 of them against a helmet, all preferably before the other guy either gets 3-5 automatic body shots or 1 headshot and anything else... super ez, just hit 3 headshots before the other guy has a chance to respond....
@danielsgrunge
@danielsgrunge 7 жыл бұрын
givemeajackson jump and burst fire in everybody's head, super ez
@dremin15
@dremin15 8 жыл бұрын
Do the Cheap Man's "I have $16,000" AKA the M249
@standinginthegarden1775
@standinginthegarden1775 8 жыл бұрын
the 'I downloaded cs yesterday'
@chikennuget3634
@chikennuget3634 8 жыл бұрын
Drew Minott the i have $5,500 but its last round
@jamesdziekan7683
@jamesdziekan7683 8 жыл бұрын
also known as the "Fuck, i miss-clicked"
@YnnadHD
@YnnadHD 8 жыл бұрын
ERY FAKIN MATCH I FAKIN MISCKLICK
@dremin15
@dremin15 8 жыл бұрын
iRobert YTB THATS WHY I SAID "The Cheap Man's" ITS THE CHEAP ALTERNATIVE YOU DIPSHIT, READ
@pew_mew12
@pew_mew12 7 жыл бұрын
"The deag is one of those guns where your going to miss every shot or get a 5 man ace with". I used the Juan deag yesterday on pistol round and I failed instantly but on the round right after that I had a 5 man ace not kidding now.
@qmelzthevoid
@qmelzthevoid 4 жыл бұрын
why did i read this while he said that wtf
@linx_5675
@linx_5675 8 жыл бұрын
ive been waiting for this
@DarkFire10191
@DarkFire10191 8 жыл бұрын
G E N O C I DE Hay the world's small
@linx_5675
@linx_5675 8 жыл бұрын
GX-RAZOR lol?!?!
@DarkFire10191
@DarkFire10191 8 жыл бұрын
G E N O C I DE ya lol
@HaloMG
@HaloMG 8 жыл бұрын
?
@linx_5675
@linx_5675 8 жыл бұрын
zarif player we subbed to eachother and did not expect tp find eachother here.
@lumif3564
@lumif3564 8 жыл бұрын
Diet AK47 (UMP-45) or the Silver Game Arsenal
@lumif3564
@lumif3564 8 жыл бұрын
Also UMP-45
@joshuatorres7328
@joshuatorres7328 8 жыл бұрын
1üP you mean the "Ultra Micro Penis 45"??
@andersonfrancotabares3614
@andersonfrancotabares3614 8 жыл бұрын
Joshua Torres hahahaha
@nicholascsgo8301
@nicholascsgo8301 8 жыл бұрын
Joshua Torres it's called the undersized man penis 45.
@coryinthedank
@coryinthedank 8 жыл бұрын
TRUMP-45, this is probably the most requested thing yet why isn't he doing this yet.
@enthymeme4856
@enthymeme4856 7 жыл бұрын
Damn...he's not wrong about getting an ace or miserably failing with it. Happened to me last night. My entire team went off and died, and I just completely decimated the entire team. That gave me the bright idea of using the deagle the entire game for "practice." We won, but I went from top fragging to third...
@input8947
@input8947 8 жыл бұрын
I fucking love your videos because of the sarcasm and very subtle humor yet you still have a way of getting your highly researched point across
@JLD8264
@JLD8264 8 жыл бұрын
That vibration on my phone made me shit myself ( notification )
@onemorescout
@onemorescout 8 жыл бұрын
"That vibration made me shit myself" -JLD8264, 2016
@jackpreston9236
@jackpreston9236 8 жыл бұрын
xd
@ghoulbuster1
@ghoulbuster1 8 жыл бұрын
oh my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@KapitanPazur1
@KapitanPazur1 8 жыл бұрын
+JLD8264 that would be such a problem for you if you wasnt using phone as butt plug
@JLD8264
@JLD8264 8 жыл бұрын
i know i should really stop
@life_archive7840
@life_archive7840 4 жыл бұрын
I should start playing this game again. Juan Deags were my thing.
@Nebellune
@Nebellune 8 жыл бұрын
The mp7 because it was the mp5 We miss you mp5
@thechosenone729
@thechosenone729 8 жыл бұрын
Play some CS:CO and you have it back its still better then CSGO.
@xXTedwarriorXx
@xXTedwarriorXx 8 жыл бұрын
Peter Quad CSCO is the best game 2016
@Nebellune
@Nebellune 8 жыл бұрын
Peter Quad dude that mod is what csgo should've been.
@thechosenone729
@thechosenone729 8 жыл бұрын
You are right, this is how CSGO should looks like, cause gun balance is more better, game is little bit faster, maps are not overplaced with tons of shits... it looks just great. If this CSCO become standalone CSGO will die...
@biedaki9465
@biedaki9465 8 жыл бұрын
The: don't go tunnels(SAWED OFF)
@eduardocarrasqueira5357
@eduardocarrasqueira5357 8 жыл бұрын
Agree
@bird9177
@bird9177 5 жыл бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="202">3:22</a> "dont even bother going for another" also inotorious <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="208">3:28</a>
@richardkelley2474
@richardkelley2474 8 жыл бұрын
I always do a deagle with an xm1014, I can use the deagle for med/long range kills, and the xm to shred at short range, it's been going pretty good so far, and I am usually able to always buy kevlar, defuse, zeus, and full nades. It even seems to work on t side.
@shadbh2
@shadbh2 5 жыл бұрын
Notorious:"If you miss a shot your dead anyway" Notorious <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="208">3:28</a>
@ZenCyde
@ZenCyde 6 жыл бұрын
Who still loves to watch this series? In July 2018!
@kurtov4895
@kurtov4895 5 жыл бұрын
In 2019 my boi
@orepe3471
@orepe3471 5 жыл бұрын
Fort nite
@subzeeroCS
@subzeeroCS 4 жыл бұрын
In 2020 boi
@shodow5017
@shodow5017 4 жыл бұрын
its 2021
@pein123
@pein123 8 жыл бұрын
INOTORIOUS SUMMON!!! im mge
@iNoToRiOuS
@iNoToRiOuS 8 жыл бұрын
+tegus “SHOTS FIRED” timmu Stay there...as long as you can... CHERISH IT
@sanderkajalaid2870
@sanderkajalaid2870 8 жыл бұрын
tura timmu missa paugud ma global
@pein123
@pein123 8 жыл бұрын
sander kajalaid tra paugun palju tahan
@sanderkajalaid2870
@sanderkajalaid2870 8 жыл бұрын
teeme 1v1
@BrainDamage255
@BrainDamage255 8 жыл бұрын
tulen ka bljat
@thedandi8905
@thedandi8905 8 жыл бұрын
Will the legendary InOtOrIoUS respond? Also I am SMFC... :P
@pepyz4lyfe77
@pepyz4lyfe77 8 жыл бұрын
iNoToRiOuS hey man! love your videos!
@urososonogic
@urososonogic 8 жыл бұрын
TheDandi I felt like smth special either cause Im DMG too :D
@0fficialPyroIceDude
@0fficialPyroIceDude 8 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@checkmate4004
@checkmate4004 8 жыл бұрын
And I came against you in a scrim, I'm Ozone from SV, hello!
@denvergregory6959
@denvergregory6959 8 жыл бұрын
heeeeey I'm also DMG
@user-ci8ix2vr4w
@user-ci8ix2vr4w 8 жыл бұрын
LMAO! The Seriousness in your voice during the entire video. Nice job on the commentary :D
@KJ_XCV
@KJ_XCV 8 жыл бұрын
when i hear a deagle on pistol rounds i literally rush the guy down going for body shots with the glock cos i know he is likely to miss every single shot on me
@randy6178
@randy6178 6 жыл бұрын
FISHURMOMBALL coz ur an silver
@shygal1813
@shygal1813 6 жыл бұрын
Randy Dibbet you're an gay
@chrischadler4879
@chrischadler4879 6 жыл бұрын
iSanctuary no cuz it just works every time
@windexcleaner7549
@windexcleaner7549 6 жыл бұрын
I am TheBananaMan 70 percent of the time it works everytime
@albinoshinobi6571
@albinoshinobi6571 6 жыл бұрын
if you want spam tech nine> glock, has decent headshots, an okay fire rate, and less recoil than the deag. glock sucks fam
@TheHilo623
@TheHilo623 8 жыл бұрын
I love all of these videos. keep them up my dude!
@jalilridhwan5029
@jalilridhwan5029 5 жыл бұрын
Me before watching: 0% skill of Juan Deag. Me after watching: 0% skill of Juan Deag.
@snsn4n4n4sn4sns4nm
@snsn4n4n4sn4sns4nm 8 жыл бұрын
Do how to use the mistake buy (m249)
@m1co294
@m1co294 5 жыл бұрын
Already done
@gru9480
@gru9480 5 жыл бұрын
M1co29 boii i hate last names This comment was 2 years ago
@m1co294
@m1co294 5 жыл бұрын
@@gru9480 and the misclick was done 3 years ago
@sirnapoleon3396
@sirnapoleon3396 8 жыл бұрын
Scout shouldn't be "Awp made in china" but should be "The deagle with a scope"
@gabenthebutcher1383
@gabenthebutcher1383 8 жыл бұрын
so a deagle with a scope
@maddie5740
@maddie5740 6 жыл бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="204">3:24</a> “If you miss the first shot, you’re dead anyways so don’t bother going for a second.” *proceeds* *to* *miss* *first* *shot* *and* *hit* *second*
@_ygg24
@_ygg24 8 жыл бұрын
We need the "two guns are better than one"!
@saturatedneowax
@saturatedneowax 8 жыл бұрын
awp made in China is my scouts name
@Talz622
@Talz622 8 жыл бұрын
The8BitPhoenix My Flashback M4A1-S I'm gonna name "Born to Kill" given the skin and it's description is a reference to Full Metal Jacket
@Talz622
@Talz622 8 жыл бұрын
Nick Martin "How could you kill women? And children?"
@xzingpopox
@xzingpopox 7 жыл бұрын
lmao the P250 is a .357 Sig round, not 9mm. Dualies are 9mm
@wobblesman4316
@wobblesman4316 8 жыл бұрын
How to use the only gun in the game (Ak)
@logoncal3001
@logoncal3001 7 жыл бұрын
How to use the "i dropped my m4"
@firey180
@firey180 6 жыл бұрын
"How to use the GayK-47"
@toprakcemsavas3132
@toprakcemsavas3132 8 жыл бұрын
next time do the autosniper without scope (xm101)
@workspaceofduc
@workspaceofduc 5 жыл бұрын
"Are you tired of your guns being too accurate?"
@laafawnduh
@laafawnduh 8 жыл бұрын
Do the, "I don't have enough for an AK, but I still want a lot of bullets so this will do" AR
@biggamer2154
@biggamer2154 8 жыл бұрын
Doesnt make a joke about when silvers spray deagle and get a headshot and say JUAN DEAG!
@biggamer2154
@biggamer2154 8 жыл бұрын
oh, and unsubbing
@buster4828
@buster4828 8 жыл бұрын
Elios hahahahahahbabhaab
@TLPoffspring
@TLPoffspring 8 жыл бұрын
LMAO SO TRUE.. or I say "why are you spraying with the deagle?" and they're like "HOW DO YOU SPRAY WITH A PISTOL? YOU CAN'T SPRAY WITH THIS GUN"
@5imonYT
@5imonYT 5 жыл бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="162">2:42</a> "snap back to reality, oh, there goes gravity, moms spaghetti"
@Halfa_M
@Halfa_M 8 жыл бұрын
How to use the ScreaM gun (ak 47)
@lomk4424
@lomk4424 8 жыл бұрын
It's just ak not any Scream-47 or the 27'th!
@RamsLiff
@RamsLiff 8 жыл бұрын
Hungerhacks lol when u have a monster pc , one taps até soo ez , a got 40 kills only deagle comp twice '_'
@MiekuahProductions
@MiekuahProductions 8 жыл бұрын
its actually a giant deagle u can one tap with 30 clips
@SythBB
@SythBB 8 жыл бұрын
Hungerhacks How to use the headshot machine
@Vector_Lotus
@Vector_Lotus 7 жыл бұрын
30 Rounds* SIR 4 Clips* SIR
@crabouille3326
@crabouille3326 4 жыл бұрын
Juan.
@quadraforest
@quadraforest 8 жыл бұрын
R8 revolver, because it is my main weapon when i can't buy any rifles, smg's or heavy weapons
@nucleus691
@nucleus691 7 жыл бұрын
Peekers advantage is simple geometry you can easily counter with KNOWLEDGE. How can an inconsistant piece o' **** get the "round changing" kills and a consistant reliable handgun cant? Just double dink em!
@hiuer1945
@hiuer1945 8 жыл бұрын
How to use the "STOP F***KING CAMPING" (Zeus) How to use the "CT's Butt Buddy" (M4A1-S)
@ded2920
@ded2920 7 жыл бұрын
love how ironically true all these videos are
@rafayali7283
@rafayali7283 4 жыл бұрын
And now you can jumpshot with the deagle!
@needful3961
@needful3961 4 жыл бұрын
Not anymore lol
@dubrav06
@dubrav06 8 жыл бұрын
What lf im silver 1, can l use this?
@christiancrabtree8137
@christiancrabtree8137 8 жыл бұрын
i hope youre joking
@dubrav06
@dubrav06 8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, dont wory, lm silver 2
@BeckettBerry
@BeckettBerry 8 жыл бұрын
you can use it no matter what rank u are its not like its restricted
@thekamotodragon
@thekamotodragon 8 жыл бұрын
ik this string is a joke, but if you are actually silver, and want to rank up, don't buy the deagle
@stephensantilli9690
@stephensantilli9690 8 жыл бұрын
I'm S1 fml
@lukespencer6846
@lukespencer6846 7 жыл бұрын
"If you miss the shot don't even bother going for a second you're already dead." *Immediately shows footage of missing first shot but still winning*
@aisheunice0778
@aisheunice0778 7 жыл бұрын
WE ARE NUMBER *JUAN*
@Spectre_ski
@Spectre_ski 8 жыл бұрын
Inaccurate Deagle I blame stormtroopers
@bobbybeathazard5173
@bobbybeathazard5173 7 жыл бұрын
i dont even play CSGO but these videos are fucking hilarious, please dont stop making them...subbed
@default1012
@default1012 8 жыл бұрын
The AUG or SG553 AKA the "FUCKING BULLSHIT COD GUN"
@default1012
@default1012 8 жыл бұрын
The GG-Bizon
@default1012
@default1012 8 жыл бұрын
The "I JUST GOT THIS GAME YESTERDAY AND I AM EXTREMELY CONFUSED" AKA the M249
@default1012
@default1012 8 жыл бұрын
The :Twice the Amount, Twice the Power (Not Really)" AKA the Dualies
@default1012
@default1012 8 жыл бұрын
The "Certified Smurf's Weapon Of Choice" AKA the Zeus
@default1012
@default1012 8 жыл бұрын
The "DAMMIT I WAS SO CLOSE TO HIM AND I ALMOST GOT HIM" AKA the knife (with skin variants)
@ArnoldAntilope
@ArnoldAntilope 8 жыл бұрын
Can you do the R8 next time ?
@cyanidebased5374
@cyanidebased5374 5 жыл бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="202">3:22</a> “if you miss your first shot, you’re dead anyways so don’t even bother firing a second” 5 seconds later: *misses first shot and hits second*
@ninjardx
@ninjardx 8 жыл бұрын
how to use the pp beezknees
@BigBoo64
@BigBoo64 8 жыл бұрын
I have some ideas for video names. TrUMP-45, the Negev's Baby Brother, the M8
@beo191
@beo191 6 жыл бұрын
fucking weeb
@twelvielol8182
@twelvielol8182 7 жыл бұрын
This guy deserves more subs
@OK-fi4yq
@OK-fi4yq 8 жыл бұрын
How to use the Family Destroyer. (G3SG1) (cuz your last auto sniper one only covered the SCAR-20)
@takki53
@takki53 8 жыл бұрын
You mean the "I report you for distracting/blocking the game?"
@FraggeR-gt6ii
@FraggeR-gt6ii 7 жыл бұрын
Hm. My rank is dmg and I force buy deagle every round.
@Renegade416
@Renegade416 3 жыл бұрын
*FROM IVY, OUT MIDDLE, THROUGH OUR CONNECTOR LIKE A SPEED DEMON*
@cocoabeatle9611
@cocoabeatle9611 8 жыл бұрын
Do the sawed off shotgun
@brazilianbanker33
@brazilianbanker33 8 жыл бұрын
SHOW US HOW TO USE THE AUDI R8 ;)
@thelittlenubnoober3639
@thelittlenubnoober3639 8 жыл бұрын
Giant Asian Sticker Grandma sticker is better than you
@brazilianbanker33
@brazilianbanker33 8 жыл бұрын
and chris is better than her ha get rekt grandma
@1111Tactical
@1111Tactical 6 жыл бұрын
Finally, a completely accurate history of the Deag development.
@Palosiam124
@Palosiam124 8 жыл бұрын
The Deagle was made in Israel, how does it relate with Mexico lmao
@flowenfan9678
@flowenfan9678 8 жыл бұрын
Sir Fuckface cuz Juan Deag 😎
@yaced7496
@yaced7496 8 жыл бұрын
Because my name is Juan, Juan deag
@cipher2862
@cipher2862 8 жыл бұрын
When you don't finish the video.txt
@Palosiam124
@Palosiam124 8 жыл бұрын
Cipher i didnt even bother watching
@cipher2862
@cipher2862 8 жыл бұрын
then why the comment you fucking spastic
@supercoolguy43
@supercoolguy43 7 жыл бұрын
"If you miss your first shot, you're dead anyway" *pops a dude with two shots What is the truth?
@vinyl.croatia
@vinyl.croatia 4 жыл бұрын
Not dude, a *bot*
@raythepizzaguy9721
@raythepizzaguy9721 7 жыл бұрын
This is the only video of yours where the sfm is actually funny
@Azekk_8
@Azekk_8 8 жыл бұрын
R69 revolver next pls
@grindingshiba
@grindingshiba 8 жыл бұрын
how to use the (audi) r8 revolver
@alexandernguyen1040
@alexandernguyen1040 6 жыл бұрын
In this game, I think the p250 is chambered in 45acp because of its effectiveness. If it was 9mm, valve maybe woulda used the p226
@purpleproductions358
@purpleproductions358 7 жыл бұрын
Want to fix the Deagle's accuracy? Use dynamic crosshairs!
@berranskejtmann433
@berranskejtmann433 6 жыл бұрын
it gives you a better representation of where the gun is gonna fire so kinda...
@fcos1921
@fcos1921 8 жыл бұрын
how to use the lucky luke after the update
@beepbeeplettuce2239
@beepbeeplettuce2239 7 жыл бұрын
"If you miss your first shot, you're dead anyway, so don't even bother going for a second" *Next kill takes two shots*
@axewtv7027
@axewtv7027 6 жыл бұрын
Waiting 1.5sec after every shot to not miss your next shot. Very realistic. Btw i call this weapon a banana.
@ItsRainingLemons
@ItsRainingLemons 8 жыл бұрын
P250?
@nik_nik3653
@nik_nik3653 6 жыл бұрын
"American wet dream of a handgun" This is beautiful
@therruefalse9984
@therruefalse9984 8 жыл бұрын
You got it wrong in the title. You are not using Juan Deag. You either are being Juan Deag or you are Juan Deaging. "How to Juan Deag" "How to be Juan Deag in every match"
@amishtechsupport5225
@amishtechsupport5225 8 жыл бұрын
that's the joke
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