How to use the Juan Deag

[@MasterlessVagrant]

My friend bought CS and said it was easy because he won a death match. *Thinking about buying him an ESEA subscription*

[@MatthewLynchh]

how u win dmatch

[@leeonardodienfield402]

rusty real question? deathmatch. a match of death to win the match, you cause the most death

[@octobbie]

The player with most deaths won.

[@skittlesniper8862]

Lol

[@johngrim8201]

@@A_Stranger2256 Why Do You Type Like This?

[@3neutral12]

It's about as accurate as your jokes

[@CWGminer]

Sometimes on point, sometimes missing wildly.

[@whywhy8276]

sometimes they fly over your head

[@windexcleaner7549]

[ tube ] they may go over your head sometimes

[@betterhansin]

[ tube ] z

[@holokolo4449]

You just owned him

[@t0q14s9]

Finally someone Who talks about how inconcistent the deagle is. Everyone just talks about how amazing It is but its seriously frustrating To use

[@und1sputed992]

Half the things in this sorry POS game are inconsistent

[@smolltaco5667]

The video came out years before your comment, so you ACKHUALLY shouldnt be saying finally

[@t0q14s9]

@@smolltaco5667 "my bad" -🤓

[@smolltaco5667]

@@t0q14s9 ACKCHUALLY its sorry, not "my bad"

[@Da7ker]

bro is fatherless 💀@@smolltaco5667

[@IncDoge]

"How to use the "Why am i still getting hate"-249"

[@dallasdebono6023]

That's fucking hilarious lol

[@NSTT]

Haha

[@tissuebomb5274]

"HOW TO USE THE MISCLICK" is this video what you are talking about?

[@wiredel5384]

how to use the "mp9 made in china"-mp7

[@martixak]

Hello brother

[@notaberger_3216]

How to use the zeus

[@SosigSozzle]

XD

[@landlockedcroat1554]

Nils Nyberg YAAAAAAAS

[@bowtf2347]

how to ise 1m ranged knife

[@johnlorenpelayo]

xd

[@D2attemp]

He hinted it as the silver zapper but I don’t think it’s happening

[@andrewhsiao1768]

I call it the stormtrooper sidearm

[@fanger9142]

400 likes and no replies

[@sannidhyabalkote9536]

@@fanger9142 bruh

[@minh1071]

Lol imma rename my deagle that

[@jania692]

Do it

[@cosminionita9429]

-How does Trump deport the Mexicans? -Juan by Juan

[@samulizer]

XDDDD

[@_dylanbro]

Im offensive and I find this highly Mexican

[@dasverlorenewort8498]

Hahahahaja

[@LuisAvila-kn8ex]

Its funny because Americans instead of saying Juan they say uan and that sounds like one

[@michaelbotros5814]

oof

[@ilng2007]

3:21 "if you miss ur first shot, ur dead anyway" 3:28 "2 shots 1 kill"

[@vinyl.croatia]

Yes, he killed a bot ._.

[@VonLederhosen]

@@vinyl.croatia umm look hes name its not bot

[@Vorosh22]

I laughed so hard at the part he tried to shoot himself with the deagle and missed because of lack of accuracy...lol

[@Sumiori]

"All right, well, it's been a while since I've told this story so pull up a chair. First of all, his name was actually JuanDiego Montoya, he played for DIAF (Die in a Fire) and FOH (Flowers of Happiness). He just showed up on the scene at a South California LAN that I worked at one day. I remember the first time this kid walked into the place. I say walked but I swear it kind of looked like he was floating on air. He was wearing this weirdass grey gui and sandals. His eyes looked like they were burning red but you could tell it was from no sleep and too much CRT. He didn't really 'talk' so much as he communicated through a series of facial expressions. Anyway, this kid walks over to the counter, buys an all-day pass, 4 bowls of kimchi, 4 cans of arizona ice tea, and looks directly at me and says (and I say 'says' but I swear he didn't actually use words) "Valar Morghulis". Well this was weird as fuck because only a week earlier, the local sponsor for the big $5,000 LAN we were hosting had pulled me aside and told me that a fucked up kid might show up and ask to register a 1-man team for the tournament. He told me that the kid would say the phrase "Valar Morghulis" and that I should register his 1-man team, despite our rules. The first game JD (as those of us who knew him call him) played was on de_inferno. He literally sat in spawn the entire T half and allowed the CTs to 14-0. On the 15th round, he bought for the first time: a desert eagle, a grenade, no armor. He then threw the grenade directly in front of himself and naded down to half hp, then typed "Hello. My name is JuanDiego Montoya. You killed my brother. Prepare to die." Next thing I know, this kid bunnyhops up T-ramp, up the ladder, quick deags two mid awpers, bunnyhops down to Mexico and gets two Banana pusher with one taps, and now with 2 rounds left, he shoots one off in the sky and starts yelling at the top of his lungs "VALHALLLLLAAAAA" and just runs straight up mid towards the last dude who is now trying to rotate through boiler. Now this last dude was actually one of the only known players to ever master the complete recoil pattern of the para. His name was Johnny R and one time we actually calculated that he could compensate for about 97% of the para recoil... and he had a para! Well JD pushed out of mid exactly as Johnny R pushed out of boiler, Johnny R quickswitches to para and starts letting out the sickest para spray I have ever seen, like 100% accuracy to JD's dome. And then, the incident. Few counter strike players know this, but back in 1.6, you could actually anti-recoil an opponent. Basically, if you could do a pixel perfect opposite movement of the recoil pattern your opponent was inputting, the game essentially "blocked" that specific bullet from registering. So as Johnny R is emptying the entire para clip at JD and hitting 100% recoil compensation accuracy, JD is hitting 100% anti-recoil. It was some crazy shit to watch. Then you hear Johnny R's "click click click" and JD quickswitches from knife (you need to have knife out to anti-recoil) to the desert eagle, and with the last bullet, he one taps Johnny R. Entire LAN is quiet for 7 full seconds. Count out to 7 right now... that's a long ass time. Then, before any of us have a chance to say anything, we realize that the round hasn't ended for some reason... behind JD, something spawned in Mexico. I can't tell you exactly what because all I could see was a bright white light on my screen... but I looked over to the JD's screen and his was the only one that actually showed this demon looking creature with a sceptre. JD needs to reload, demon is rushing at him, instead of bunny hopping away or going down with his knife, he starts to type out "JAB JAB FORWARD JAB FIERCE" in all caps into the console. Everyone's screens go black, flicker 5 times, and then light up again. JD was gone. The map was set to de_dust for some reason but in T spawn, beside a dead terrorist body, there was a chest. I looted it real quick and held onto it for years. Then, one day, I randomly thought about trying a CS GO operation key on the chest. And that's how I got my Deagle Diego Hellfire (tagged Unique, No Drop, No Loot, No Trade, No Rent, No Screenshot)."

[@thekidd638]

how did this have 11 likes and no replies

[@dan-us6nk]

So amazing, what the fuck

[@god8347]

Did you really just end the year off with a keemstar joke?

[@delpiengombe5738]

God ur not god

[@unlimited8410]

Is that Xi Ji Ping?

[@knedel_6559]

*It should be called "Desert Jewgle"*

[@ileryon4019]

Someone is using the R8

[@mikaelimran3399]

@@ileryon4019 its a Israel joke lmao

[@namjahs]

@@mikaelimran3399 r/wooosh

[@mikaelimran3399]

@@namjahs oh no I just wooshed

[@valentincocendau4053]

desert jew hitlers favorite desert

[@alan9911]

3:20 "If you miss your first shot don;t even bother going for a second" 3:27 *takes a second shot and gets a kill with it*

[@UnatMar]

Do the "How the fuck does a gun take 8 shots to kill" gun, you know what gun I mean

[@randomgoogleuser4496]

TheCrafterThe1st 'what gun do you mean?"

[@dylansolorzano5077]

Maisam hassani Glock, Bizon

[@rykehuss3435]

bizon

[@VinceVision]

pp bizon i guess

[@habez1294]

All guns basically did 4 in 1 with an awp :p

[@verynice06]

"And if you miss your first shot your dead anyways so don't even bother going for a second." 3:27

[@mivbers3989]

Omg bro i saw you at the citadel explosion vid!

[@nuggets517]

NIKO CAN RELATE LMFAO

[@circlehousePRO]

oh god the night the R8 came out and was a one handed awp

[@dariusnicolausheinen6732]

circlehousePRO ikr lul

[@jackiechan6460]

I got a 5k stopping a rush long. Went straight up to the double doors and right clicked 5 times. It was fucking hilarious.

[@smingjr]

do the sg553 because it's the only gun for me!

[@smingjr]

Naw u don't sayyyyyy

[@waagh466]

and eat some glass

[@andrei5680]

Steven Ming U mean one lens glasses?

[@windexcleaner7549]

3:22 he says when 5 seconds later he proves himself wrong

[@amarb8217]

I was literally going to comment that but im too late.

[@ghqst-_-3145]

Hello, I am the one that messed up your 69

[@vinyl.croatia]

It was a BOT!

[@exoc9893]

Look like theres *JUAN* Million Views I'll let myself out

[@snowfallv6931]

Right this way sir

[@m1co294]

Aëm... ahem... mmm, uhh... *PUN CITY*

[@srorelgames6957]

How there's *JEE* million views Ok that was cringe

[@Luci-ti2en]

Tree.juan mil

[@themanwholoveswhiskey]

Now there jrithty million views

[@Khan-jb7ej]

if you set the speed to 0.25x at 4:08 you will see VALVE's dedication in making its animations.

[@123stripes]

0:55 Id feel bad shooting a guy named "I beat cancer"

[@mhsy0533]

He probably beat a guy named “Cancer”

[@iluvdawubz]

Do the "Cheap assault rifle" Ump-45

[@calmaxys3114]

D the ''I R8 R8 8/8 M8''

[@calmaxys3114]

***** I put an additional R8 in to signal that the weapon is the R8 Revolver. ''I rate the R8 8/8 mate''

[@calmaxys3114]

***** CYKA BLYAT I BET U CANT EVEN USE THE KEK9 U FUKIN SCRUB I WILL FITE U I AM GLOBAL ELITE AND I USE THE P90 + R8 + ARMOR EVERY ROUND CUZ FORECBUYING IS BEST TACTIK U FUKIN SILVER

[@dangermichael8488]

You realised a global would not miss spell "Fight" with "Fite".....

[@neph9205]

You realised he was joking ?

[@MyVash12349]

M8, DON'T R8 D R8 8/8 IT'S GR8 M8TE! IT S8T B8 B 8/88 No B8 M8!

[@sombrerocactus7942]

Inotorious’ reenactments of a Juan deag user are a spot on representations of me

[@uekiari]

I supposed to be playing CS GO but this slav keep blyating my babushka

[@Voxel__]

Is it the TheCyka27?

[@uekiari]

pass0ut yeah,TheCyka27

[@Lucas-po6mn]

RedRazor i heard TheCyka27 can rush B faster than any silver

[@voicelessnameless5913]

Lucas and can yell cyka bleat louder than any slav

[@uekiari]

Jimmy Murray I heard TheCyka27 once defeated an entire army with a single P90

[@dave_6.9_67]

i still want the "i cant affort a real rifle : famas and galail "

[@thelegend27keepskickingmya85]

David Weiland The fuck is a Galail?

[@dave_6.9_67]

TheLegend27 Keeps Kicking My Ass its a typo galil

[@thelegend27keepskickingmya85]

David Weiland NEW GUN CONFIRMED!! \°○°/ jk

[@dave_6.9_67]

TheLegend27 Keeps Kicking My Ass no but the new name is changed from galial to galililililiaceilililili

[@thelegend27keepskickingmya85]

David Weiland Gee, that would be hard to say. "Hey dude. What Galilililililiililililiaceililili skin should I get?"

[@vinyl.croatia]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Terrorists: wearing an invisible helmet

[@karwat2577]

its inside their head

[@dan-us6nk]

It wouldn't protect anything anyways so...

[@JustJYT]

I think you should do the "Swag-7's Younger brother with autism" The Sawed Off! :D

[@jackmcloan2712]

JJGames - CSGO&More that is a good choice

[@JustJYT]

+Jack Mcloan Thx :D

[@masterspicy5696]

yes yes yes!

[@nobledreameater5801]

sawed off is op

[@JohnSmithTheExplorer]

*"WHY AM I STILL GETTING HATE?"* -_Killer Memestar_ Best part of the whole video.

[@pew_mew12]

"The deag is one of those guns where your going to miss every shot or get a 5 man ace with". I used the Juan deag yesterday on pistol round and I failed instantly but on the round right after that I had a 5 man ace not kidding now.

[@qmelzthevoid]

why did i read this while he said that wtf

[@lumif3564]

Diet AK47 (UMP-45) or the Silver Game Arsenal

[@lumif3564]

Also UMP-45

[@joshuatorres7328]

1üP you mean the "Ultra Micro Penis 45"??

[@andersonfrancotabares3614]

Joshua Torres hahahaha

[@nicholascsgo8301]

Joshua Torres it's called the undersized man penis 45.

[@coryinthedank]

TRUMP-45, this is probably the most requested thing yet why isn't he doing this yet.

[@linx_5675]

ive been waiting for this

[@DarkFire10191]

G E N O C I DE Hay the world's small

[@linx_5675]

GX-RAZOR lol?!?!

[@DarkFire10191]

G E N O C I DE ya lol

[@HaloMG]

?

[@linx_5675]

zarif player we subbed to eachother and did not expect tp find eachother here.

[@enthymeme4856]

Damn...he's not wrong about getting an ace or miserably failing with it. Happened to me last night. My entire team went off and died, and I just completely decimated the entire team. That gave me the bright idea of using the deagle the entire game for "practice." We won, but I went from top fragging to third...

[@lonec1777]

How to use the pea shooter (glock)

[@lili-zy7qq]

The thing is..... you can't use it.

[@SkylordGuillaume]

Are you silver 2 but win every arms race? Then fear not, the pea shooter is for you!

[@edas4188]

I dont get it, why people hate on clock so much? If you spam it to the ct with armour then ofcourse you'll get tapped. Just hit damn headshots fucking silvers.

[@givemeajackson]

yes, 3 of them against a helmet, all preferably before the other guy either gets 3-5 automatic body shots or 1 headshot and anything else... super ez, just hit 3 headshots before the other guy has a chance to respond....

[@danielsgrunge]

givemeajackson jump and burst fire in everybody's head, super ez

[@input8947]

I fucking love your videos because of the sarcasm and very subtle humor yet you still have a way of getting your highly researched point across

[@life_archive7840]

I should start playing this game again. Juan Deags were my thing.

[@asebeleketo1466]

HOW TO USE R8 WHEN?????

[@operator0906]

Asebele Keto I second this

[@lord16]

Just don't

[@asebeleketo1466]

guys what is the most memorable name for R8 (like deagle "Juan Deag")

[@kavper]

Cowboy

[@c418vgytre]

Nerfed pocket AWP

[@dremin15]

Do the Cheap Man's "I have $16,000" AKA the M249

[@standinginthegarden1775]

the 'I downloaded cs yesterday'

[@chikennuget3634]

Drew Minott the i have $5,500 but its last round

[@jamesdziekan7683]

also known as the "Fuck, i miss-clicked"

[@YnnadHD]

ERY FAKIN MATCH I FAKIN MISCKLICK

[@dremin15]

iRobert YTB THATS WHY I SAID "The Cheap Man's" ITS THE CHEAP ALTERNATIVE YOU DIPSHIT, READ

[@xzingpopox]

lmao the P250 is a .357 Sig round, not 9mm. Dualies are 9mm

[@snsn4n4n4sn4sns4nm]

Do how to use the mistake buy (m249)

[@m1co294]

Already done

[@gru9480]

M1co29 boii i hate last names This comment was 2 years ago

[@m1co294]

@@gru9480 and the misclick was done 3 years ago

[@richardkelley2474]

I always do a deagle with an xm1014, I can use the deagle for med/long range kills, and the xm to shred at short range, it's been going pretty good so far, and I am usually able to always buy kevlar, defuse, zeus, and full nades. It even seems to work on t side.

[@bird9177]

3:22 "dont even bother going for another" also inotorious 3:28

[@dubrav06]

What lf im silver 1, can l use this?

[@christiancrabtree8137]

i hope youre joking

[@dubrav06]

Yeah, dont wory, lm silver 2

[@BeckettBerry]

you can use it no matter what rank u are its not like its restricted

[@thekamotodragon]

ik this string is a joke, but if you are actually silver, and want to rank up, don't buy the deagle

[@stephensantilli9690]

I'm S1 fml

[@Halfa_M]

How to use the ScreaM gun (ak 47)

[@lomk4424]

It's just ak not any Scream-47 or the 27'th!

[@RamsLiff]

Hungerhacks lol when u have a monster pc , one taps até soo ez , a got 40 kills only deagle comp twice '_'

[@MiekuahProductions]

its actually a giant deagle u can one tap with 30 clips

[@SythBB]

Hungerhacks How to use the headshot machine

[@Vector_Lotus]

30 Rounds* SIR 4 Clips* SIR

[@maddie5740]

3:24 “If you miss the first shot, you’re dead anyways so don’t bother going for a second.” *proceeds* *to* *miss* *first* *shot* *and* *hit* *second*

[@JLD8264]

That vibration on my phone made me shit myself ( notification )

[@onemorescout]

"That vibration made me shit myself" -JLD8264, 2016

[@jackpreston9236]

xd

[@ghoulbuster1]

oh my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@KapitanPazur1]

+JLD8264 that would be such a problem for you if you wasnt using phone as butt plug

[@JLD8264]

i know i should really stop

[@biedaki9465]

The: don't go tunnels(SAWED OFF)

[@eduardocarrasqueira5357]

Agree

[@user-ci8ix2vr4w]

LMAO! The Seriousness in your voice during the entire video. Nice job on the commentary :D

[@TheHilo623]

I love all of these videos. keep them up my dude!

[@KJ_XCV]

when i hear a deagle on pistol rounds i literally rush the guy down going for body shots with the glock cos i know he is likely to miss every single shot on me

[@randy6178]

FISHURMOMBALL coz ur an silver

[@shygal1813]

Randy Dibbet you're an gay

[@chrischadler4879]

iSanctuary no cuz it just works every time

[@windexcleaner7549]

I am TheBananaMan 70 percent of the time it works everytime

[@albinoshinobi6571]

if you want spam tech nine> glock, has decent headshots, an okay fire rate, and less recoil than the deag. glock sucks fam

[@shadbh2]

Notorious:"If you miss a shot your dead anyway" Notorious 3:28

[@Nebellune]

The mp7 because it was the mp5 We miss you mp5

[@thechosenone729]

Play some CS:CO and you have it back its still better then CSGO.

[@xXTedwarriorXx]

Peter Quad CSCO is the best game 2016

[@Nebellune]

Peter Quad dude that mod is what csgo should've been.

[@thechosenone729]

You are right, this is how CSGO should looks like, cause gun balance is more better, game is little bit faster, maps are not overplaced with tons of shits... it looks just great. If this CSCO become standalone CSGO will die...

[@quadraforest]

R8 revolver, because it is my main weapon when i can't buy any rifles, smg's or heavy weapons

[@lukespencer6846]

"If you miss the shot don't even bother going for a second you're already dead." *Immediately shows footage of missing first shot but still winning*

[@toprakcemsavas3132]

next time do the autosniper without scope (xm101)

[@laafawnduh]

Do the, "I don't have enough for an AK, but I still want a lot of bullets so this will do" AR

[@cyanidebased5374]

3:22 “if you miss your first shot, you’re dead anyways so don’t even bother firing a second” 5 seconds later: *misses first shot and hits second*

[@wobblesman4316]

How to use the only gun in the game (Ak)

[@logoncal3001]

How to use the "i dropped my m4"

[@firey180]

"How to use the GayK-47"

[@nucleus691]

Peekers advantage is simple geometry you can easily counter with KNOWLEDGE. How can an inconsistant piece o' **** get the "round changing" kills and a consistant reliable handgun cant? Just double dink em!

[@ZenCyde]

Who still loves to watch this series? In July 2018!

[@kurtov4895]

In 2019 my boi

[@orepe3471]

Fort nite

[@subzeeroCS]

In 2020 boi

[@shodow5017]

its 2021

[@OK-fi4yq]

How to use the Family Destroyer. (G3SG1) (cuz your last auto sniper one only covered the SCAR-20)

[@takki53]

You mean the "I report you for distracting/blocking the game?"

[@rafayali7283]

And now you can jumpshot with the deagle!

[@needful3961]

Not anymore lol

[@УрошЂокић]

3:30 if you miss your first shot, dont try second one, you will die, 3 seconds later misses first but gets second ok..

[@jalilridhwan5029]

Me before watching: 0% skill of Juan Deag. Me after watching: 0% skill of Juan Deag.

[@workspaceofduc]

"Are you tired of your guns being too accurate?"

[@ded2920]

love how ironically true all these videos are

[@hiuer1945]

How to use the "STOP F***KING CAMPING" (Zeus) How to use the "CT's Butt Buddy" (M4A1-S)

[@FraggeR-gt6ii]

Hm. My rank is dmg and I force buy deagle every round.

[@Renegade416]

*FROM IVY, OUT MIDDLE, THROUGH OUR CONNECTOR LIKE A SPEED DEMON*

[@_ygg24]

We need the "two guns are better than one"!

[@sirnapoleon3396]

Scout shouldn't be "Awp made in china" but should be "The deagle with a scope"

[@gabenthebutcher1383]

so a deagle with a scope

[@bobbybeathazard5173]

i dont even play CSGO but these videos are fucking hilarious, please dont stop making them...subbed

[@pein123]

INOTORIOUS SUMMON!!! im mge

[@iNoToRiOuS]

+tegus “SHOTS FIRED” timmu Stay there...as long as you can... CHERISH IT

[@sanderkajalaid2870]

tura timmu missa paugud ma global

[@pein123]

sander kajalaid tra paugun palju tahan

[@sanderkajalaid2870]

teeme 1v1

[@BrainDamage255]

tulen ka bljat

[@default1012]

The AUG or SG553 AKA the "FUCKING BULLSHIT COD GUN"

[@default1012]

The GG-Bizon

[@default1012]

The "I JUST GOT THIS GAME YESTERDAY AND I AM EXTREMELY CONFUSED" AKA the M249

[@default1012]

The :Twice the Amount, Twice the Power (Not Really)" AKA the Dualies

[@default1012]

The "Certified Smurf's Weapon Of Choice" AKA the Zeus

[@default1012]

The "DAMMIT I WAS SO CLOSE TO HIM AND I ALMOST GOT HIM" AKA the knife (with skin variants)

[@crabouille3326]

Juan.

[@5imonYT]

2:42 "snap back to reality, oh, there goes gravity, moms spaghetti"

[@biggamer2154]

Doesnt make a joke about when silvers spray deagle and get a headshot and say JUAN DEAG!

[@biggamer2154]

oh, and unsubbing

[@buster4828]

Elios hahahahahahbabhaab

[@TLPoffspring]

LMAO SO TRUE.. or I say "why are you spraying with the deagle?" and they're like "HOW DO YOU SPRAY WITH A PISTOL? YOU CAN'T SPRAY WITH THIS GUN"

[@1111Tactical]

Finally, a completely accurate history of the Deag development.

[@BigBoo64]

I have some ideas for video names. TrUMP-45, the Negev's Baby Brother, the M8

[@beo191]

fucking weeb

[@cocoabeatle9611]

Do the sawed off shotgun

[@beepbeeplettuce2239]

"If you miss your first shot, you're dead anyway, so don't even bother going for a second" *Next kill takes two shots*

[@grindingshiba]

how to use the (audi) r8 revolver

[@supercoolguy43]

"If you miss your first shot, you're dead anyway" *pops a dude with two shots What is the truth?

[@vinyl.croatia]

Not dude, a *bot*

[@SwegMastah]

The "you either miss every shot or ace the entire enemy" is kinda true, I usually miss every shot and not acing at all

[@ArnoldAntilope]

Can you do the R8 next time ?

[@saturatedneowax]

awp made in China is my scouts name

[@Talz622]

The8BitPhoenix My Flashback M4A1-S I'm gonna name "Born to Kill" given the skin and it's description is a reference to Full Metal Jacket

[@Talz622]

Nick Martin "How could you kill women? And children?"

[@kiyote437]

2:53 You know, MRI has a factory here in MN that's about half the size of my suburb.

[@thedandi8905]

Will the legendary InOtOrIoUS respond? Also I am SMFC... :P

[@pepyz4lyfe77]

iNoToRiOuS hey man! love your videos!

[@urososonogic]

TheDandi I felt like smth special either cause Im DMG too :D

[@0fficialPyroIceDude]

LMAO

[@checkmate4004]

And I came against you in a scrim, I'm Ozone from SV, hello!

[@denvergregory6959]

heeeeey I'm also DMG

[@Palosiam124]

The Deagle was made in Israel, how does it relate with Mexico lmao

[@flowenfan9678]

Sir Fuckface cuz Juan Deag 😎

[@yaced7496]

Because my name is Juan, Juan deag

[@cipher2862]

When you don't finish the video.txt

[@Palosiam124]

Cipher i didnt even bother watching

[@cipher2862]

then why the comment you fucking spastic

[@lapinus]

1:57 Yes I think it too. Sometimes I go for the Rekt-9 and armor.

[@fcos1921]

how to use the lucky luke after the update

[@Based-wn9jg]

how can a gun be made by a country that doesn't exist

[@roticher]

3:21 "So if you miss your first shot, don't bother going for a second you are DEAD anyways", 3:28 *misses point blank and goes for a second, AND SURVIVES*

[@Azekk_8]

R69 revolver next pls

[@Spectre_ski]

Inaccurate Deagle I blame stormtroopers

[@alexandernguyen1040]

In this game, I think the p250 is chambered in 45acp because of its effectiveness. If it was 9mm, valve maybe woulda used the p226

[@therruefalse9984]

You got it wrong in the title. You are not using Juan Deag. You either are being Juan Deag or you are Juan Deaging. "How to Juan Deag" "How to be Juan Deag in every match"

[@amishtechsupport5225]

that's the joke

[@matthiasfreaked]

Do the 3000$ cant one shot gun (m4a4)

[@potentialhummus5770]

$3100* xD

[@miner4236]

darklorel matt deat 6k* negev*

[@Copur_]

inotorious: calls five-seven 9mm *blinks* *exhales* i'll let it slide

[@aisheunice0778]

WE ARE NUMBER *JUAN*