How we got good apples

[@HenryBelcaster]

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[@fatherless5164]

hello

[@dssgolf]

I 39 like

[@FriedTendi]

My fav is cosmics

[@itstime7506]

Love your channel brother. Very interesting and fun!! Thank you 😊

[@KaibamanYT]

Golden delicious is the best apple! Fight me 😂

[@cjwrench07]

I got 2 honeycrisp trees. They are a pain to maintain, and don’t like heatwaves, windy storms, nor too much rain.

[@Thatechoissoannoying]

But they are tasty as sh,

[@rabbadoodles4522]

Ah, no wonder why stores don't want them

[@danidegelder5020]

​@@Thatechoissoannoyingit is got it on me

[@danidegelder5020]

​@@Thatechoissoannoyingbye pop smoke

[@Wusupman]

@@danidegelder5020pop smoke was great

[@bitfries]

At least he didn't write laws of gravity when the apple fell on his head.

[@manqobavicter2571]

Fr😂

[@Nwunchuck27]

That person even created integration and differentiation 💀 You don't even know the hella ton of things Newton did for science

[@s.p.e.c.t.e.r.8843]

I hate the calculus guy

[@P_Diddler420]

@@Nwunchuck27we could be flying around but no, Isaac newton had to invent gravity because an apple fell on his head

[@HeyAHappyHuman]

​@@Nwunchuck27 woah a hardcore Isaac Newton stan in the wild

[@sSickq]

“Please lord have mercy on my soul” DONT MAKE MY HEART TURN COLD-😂✋

[@darkrider5282]

Those sound like good lyrics. What song is that from?

[@History_Nurd]

Because i got it on meh-

[@sSickq]

@@darkrider5282 m 4 big guys

[@sSickq]

@@darkrider5282 play 4 big guys

[@lnfinity_and_Beyond]

50 cent - many men

[@superkingnoob118]

Discovering gravity❌️ Discovering a delicous apple✅️

[@Misothespyxfamilycat]

i guess my school haven’t discovered them yet CUZ THEY HAVE THE FIRST GROSS APPLES

[@Fox_grove]

@@Misothespyxfamilycat I love red delicious apples

[@k1ngxsergi]

yeah, delicous apple

[@HuntergamerbenOfficial]

​@@k1ngxsergiironically its called red delicious but its not delicious

[@AliMohamed-bo9mm]

171❎ 1711✅

[@lukebehindtheslaughter8525]

Nobody told me apples had lore lmao

[@Just_a_fairy_with_a_kni4e]

Love ur pfp

[@goeticfolklore]

pretty sure everything has lore my friend

[@lukebehindtheslaughter8525]

@@goeticfolklore it was a joke btw

[@goeticfolklore]

@user-yi9qw8jn5s ???

[@goeticfolklore]

@@lukebehindtheslaughter8525 i know i was just being a smart ass out of boredom

[@Davian2073]

How we got Bad Apples: Touhou great 8-bit music The rest is history

[@Ortir]

YES I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@dexleo_]

TOUHOU MENTIONED RAAAAAAH ☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️⛩️⛩️⛩️⛩️⛩️⛩️⛩️⛩️⛩️⛩️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@VerifiedHero]

Ah yes, PC-98 Touhou lol.

[@pequenaesposa3286]

Literally none of this happened though, honey crisps are much much older than re delicious idk why this guy makes stuff up

[@AngelCopout]

FUCK I was waaaay too late.

[@oni-idfk-ratio]

The animators have spared us today

[@sammardock8403]

Lol

[@Rizz_guy]

​@@sammardock8403wassup baby girl

[@ScarletC9]

i read that as spread for whatever reason

[@FlintWithSteel]

@@ScarletC9...

[@simplyalonso]

was there literally anything for them to do?

[@among_coolguy127]

red delicious apple❌ red disgusting apple✅

[@Gipwx]

L slander

[@LeonardoTBS]

@@Gipwx have you seen the video

[@cube.comment]

yes. red delicious to red.

[@Olivia-fx2rk]

That guy is a legend for eating that many apple just to help stores

[@Dark_Slayer3000]

To help consumers. The stores didn't want the apples at first

[@henryharry6215]

Well he only needed to take a bite.

[@Zybran93]

in what way did he help sxtores?

[@djLagwayEnjoyer]

He helped apple enjoyers, also he is a multi-millionaire now

[@izkaoix]

And then the stores refused 😭

[@Vaish18-p8b]

"It-It-It's " "Holy Sh!t" Bro I can't 😭

[@gkrees9509]

im sure you can

[@largestbrain]

It was not that funny bro

[@nohandle-f8o]

​@@gkrees9509not funny 😑

[@nohandle-f8o]

​@@largestbrainjust because you think it's not funny doesn't mean other people think it isn't funny

[@tinasonger948]

LoL

[@happwer]

Also we need to thank apples for helping invent gravity

[@LocalizedIdiot]

Chess shark

[@RedFace0101]

Bot

[@blackironfist9136]

​@@RedFace0101not

[@nucIeer]

Bro rockin the fatherless pfp 🔥

[@poopybuttwiththediarrhea]

No. I hate gravity and apples and Isaac Newton. They removed most of the fun.

[@ANTIPRANKOFFICIAL]

That “holy sh*t” was so funny

[@Bakhanh_playz]

"It's holy sh*t" That's crazy 😂

[@traktormilan2722]

''It's holy sh*t'' That's crazy😂

[@井grass]

The animators are calm today

[@VGCCCCC]

Mostly

[@andreilucan1803]

For now

[@Wilqu5677]

Good one npc

[@durp.Invincible]

Get lost bot

[@BlackShark_Z]

@@durp.Invinciblepeople when they see a bunch of comments that are the same: “Bot”

[@SmashTheAdam]

Is it just me, or does apples falling on heads always cause people to discover secrets about life

[@Lepushii]

give me one real life example that isn't Isaac Newton

[@lorenzocannizzaro6567]

​@@Lepushiiit didnt even fall on his head but near him

[@PanglimaBerkumis]

​@@Lepushiithis video

[@abhidityasingh9444]

Coconuts also tells people about life and death when it falls on one's head

[@alexandersundell6029]

If i had a nickel for everyone who got hit in the head by an apple and discover secrets, Id have 2 nickels! That isnt a lot but its werid it happened twice....

[@Alterr.]

"pLleASE lORD, HaVE meRCy oN my sOOUL" "its-its, HOLY SHIT!" got me dead💀

[@ブロ日本]

Lol

[@MOVEDCHECKCOMMUNITYPOST]

HELP

[@ZareaRahming-ik8hx]

Im so evil i turned ur likes from 111 likes to 112

[@DxrkWarrior]

@@ZareaRahming-ik8hx ur more evil than hitler

[@iluxover0]

e to

[@QueenBouncelia999]

“it-it-it’s, holy sh*t” got me laughing😂

[@telugufacts7126]

All Doctors in the world were afraid of him😂

[@Fitzler_on_yt]

I bet being rejected by superstores after working for months must’ve left him heartbroken.

[@PH_woof]

Frrr

[@najibmubin3662]

At least he did not start WW2

[@RoyBlox]

i bet the superstores were heartbroken when it blew up

[@GrayGun12]

​@@najibmubin3662once in a while, someone leaves the art school...

[@cozyteardrop4you]

@@najibmubin3662 HELP-

[@athapratama55]

Ate 600 apples? He won't need a doctor anymore, he's immortal.

[@IDKisReal2401]

Will probably only last a year seeing as the apple count is less than to year and there will be diminishing returns eating many at once

[@Thescatyman]

A year is 365 days tho

[@traktormilan2722]

A year is 365 tho

[@YQKjack]

A year 365 tho

[@GrimLock0027]

This time, he didnt discover gravity. He discovered the one and only.

[@racer-x1597]

The animators weren’t on drugs today 😢

[@Booboo-clan64]

Bro what do you want💀💀💀

[@StudiofNSninja]

​​@@Booboo-clan64 that one kiss from the video "why british people are obessed with drinking tea"

[@GIVEMDCHEESE]

Look at the blue fellows head.

[@zoltar7614]

Everyone say thanks David for making good apples :)

[@Tristans_Channel]

Thanks

[@adriennelawrence3574]

Thanks!

[@bignoodle6961]

Thanks

[@raisingphoenix3374]

Thanks!

[@RedBlade032]

Thanks

[@carlomazzei9882]

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away!” He hasn’t seen a doctor in years, hasn’t he?

[@happydogger5009]

FYI, it should be "has he?" at the end, it's always the opposite of what the first verb is

[@carlomazzei9882]

Oh yea

[@lol6876]

​@@happydogger5009blud is the grammar police 💀🤓

[@happydogger5009]

@@lol6876 I'm helping out my guy, maybe he didn't know that and now he does, what's wrong with that

[@lol6876]

@@happydogger5009 yeah ik it's just a joke mate

[@emre_ez]

"This is the worlds worst apple" You could say its a.. bad apple

[@Lulu_kb]

Bad apple referenced!!! 🗣🔥 🗣🔥 🗣🔥

[@cal7772]

Fun fact: honeycrisp is the state apple of minnesota. It was also made by a university of minnesota scientist which is why he was wearing the gopher hat

[@Yeetlord-sl7kk]

Cool

[@thatlimabean]

as a minnesotan, i can confirm

[@apollo4082]

as a minnesotan, damn.

[@bernardogame_gamer_verde]

rley's city 🤓

[@shadowfoxc9547]

@@apollo4082 as a minnesotan, i can confirm apple.

[@USNavyCadet]

I personally love Fuji apples because they’re softer and juicier but you gotta respect apple breeders for tasting that many apples

[@bluesantahat]

Same here lol

[@feverish-fish]

yess fuji

[@Clawaaaa]

Personally I enjoy the tartness of a pink lady apple.

[@Haileydybdahl]

Samw

[@benhornstein1688]

@@Clawaaaa Best variety of apple by far is pink lady. I also saw them called “cripps pink”, but they’re still the best

[@nonsenseclips6377]

Dude these are the apples they have in the school cafeteria

[@TheCommunistRabbit]

The animators are on a win streak

[@MusicWave13131]

The way he talks ❤

[@X-380_ZD]

Pink Lady apples are by far the best type imo

[@auraFireblood]

Granny Smith >>>

[@yourlocalidiot69420]

pink lady is goat

[@MOMO-PLAYGAMES]

NAAAAH THATS ONE OF THE WORST

[@Captain.-Foxy69TM]

@@MOMO-PLAYGAMEShow I eat it everyday and if you are a hater of Pink Lady why did you even comment it Ig I did a good roast💀

[@Captain.-Foxy69TM]

@unicode.idc

[@samuelfoxboy1881]

The dentist be hunting this guy down 😂

[@MrBurnt_cheese]

Pink lady's ar the beat, SOOO SWEETTT😊

[@tizzlemanizlle9744]

ong

[@irmaventura1433]

They taste a little dry to me, they're decent tho

[@justasadmanforabanana4124]

Its its holy shit got me💀💀💀💀

[@nneibeam6922]

Got to praise those past people for their dedication to improve some things what we currently enjoying our life with in present

[@cjwrench07]

That’s what successful societies do. They plant trees that they will never enjoy the shade from.

[@ThePieOfTheUnknown]

"You revolutionized the whole understanding of the universe when an apple on your head. I revolutionized the apple industry when an apple fell on my head. We are not the same"

[@lislov]

we are not the same

[@eteny2377]

“I went to a hospital when an apple fell on my head. We are not the same.”

[@Momomel23]

The voice got me of guard💀

[@WoFDarkNewton]

“So he gets an idea: “I’ll make a tasty apple.” “That’s the idea?” “Yupp.” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Crea.mp4]

Touhou players will never forget the Bad Apple

[@burtlux3736]

Nothing ruins an evening like a mushy apple Edit:The amount of people who disagree is honestly surprising and outright disgusting, society is slowly turning bad and mushy, just like an apple

[@shrigga5089]

Am I the only one that likes mushy apples like when you bite into it it’s soft and amazing

[@bubbapie123]

Red delicious apples are delicios so your not only​@@shrigga5089

[@I_isBored]

Nah fr if an apple is even slightly mushy, I cant eat it 😭

[@Taaimichael]

​@@I_isBoredSame I hate them

[@jaylensimpson4568]

Red Delicious isn't even that bad, I understand that we have different taste buds but I like a slightly mushy apple

[@i_snort_fundip]

these mushy apples are fire

[@IskandrArchive]

Red delicious apples are my favorite, i love the texture and they have very little tartness. All other apples i try tend to be too soft and grainy. I like honeycrisp too but i would definitely prefer a red delicious.

[@gmattonline6068]

Same

[@AlexisFuentes-ri8gj]

WAT!? IT'S NOT YUMMY!

[@egg827]

David Bedford was an apple “inventor”. David was born on August 4, 1937. Soon he died on October 1, 2011, living 74 years. Impressive, huh? He tasted good apples, took pollen from the mother tree, put it on the other, and invented new apples. He always gives unique names to each group of apples and they taste exactly how they taste. David doesn't actually eat the apples, he takes a bite, sucks the juice, but he spits out the actual apple or pulp. David Bedford has been working for about 30 years and only 5 apples were successful. He works for the University of Minnesota. One day they host a tournament to name a new type of apple. They expected about 300-400 people to show up but about/over 7,000 people showed up! Many names were said but in the end, frostbite won. He goes to about 20,000 trees per day and he still doesn't get sick of apples, he eats one at least every day.

[@FictionHubZA]

Wait, what? I was under the impression that red apples tasted the best.

[@mansouralhourani]

Fr bro people don't realise how bad these apples are this guy saved the red apple

[@Trogga_MPG]

Bro got best apple in seven eleven😭😭

[@jinwen5570]

David is the best I can’t believe what he did God bless him

[@Stillveryhuman]

“Americas most popular APPLE!” Ugh, the way he taaaaalks 😩❤️

[@angy_cinnamontoastcrunch]

🤨📸

[@Stillveryhuman]

@@angy_cinnamontoastcrunch haha why the camera?

[@angy_cinnamontoastcrunch]

@@Stillveryhuman idk lol I kinda subconsciously write comments

[@bestblader]

@@Stillveryhumanrepresents the joke “caught in 4K ”

[@SUNSH1NE-XD_Y4S]

Him:red delicious Them:red disgusting

[@OnewithWony]

BEST HISTORY CLASS FR!!😍

[@Informativewaffle]

Wow you know your the first comment

[@OnewithWony]

Slay!❤​@@Informativewaffle

[@JustA_Normal_Person]

This man's dedication was on another level😂😂

[@G00mysWorld]

I did NOT know my favorite type of apple was ✨FAMOUS ✨

[@izkaoix]

Bro almost became newton 😭🙏

[@Maxed-Out-11]

My favorite apple is cosmic crisp. It’s very crisp, large, and a perfect level of sweet

[@candydecker7340]

My favorite is Cara Cara by Private Selection

[@MrRaveHaven]

Cosmic crisp is great. It’s wild the level of marketing they put into it, almost like it was an Apple iPhone (wink wink). The fact we are branding produce now is surreal!

[@candydecker7340]

I've never heard of Cosmic Crisp, were do you buy them from? I'd like to try them.

[@Maxed-Out-11]

@@candydecker7340 I buy my cosmic crisp from my local Winco, if you have one as well I’d take a look

[@nicolascaraballo1534]

I definitely learned about this from one of the reading sections on the SAT

[@Content4Cars]

The way he said "Holy shit" 😭

[@WilliamBhaiFreeFire]

Newton's Apple chillin in the corner

[@anderscarlson4231]

As a Minnesotan I see this as an absolute win!

[@Nuskie_row]

bros immune to doctors

[@josephlittle5617]

I love your lessons! I have been watching for a LONG TIME, I was wondering where your blue guys with the lump came from?

[@magshdz]

I think he made a short about him, but idk

[@Danizhahmad]

this man make doctors scared

[@fish_in_da_pond]

i wish the school lunch sold CLEAN AND FRESH honeycrisps

[@Unicornboba5671]

In my school they sell Fuji apples

[@eater_of_plastic4189]

As an apple addict, I can confirm that red delicious apples do indeed live up to their name. They are amazing.

[@A_Leaf868]

Yes finaky someone who likes my favorite apple

[@TheGemstoneMines]

Username checks out

[@nick3xtremegaming212]

Faker detected. Pink ladies are where its at my boy. Red delicious apples are disgusting.

[@christianmcbrearty]

​@@TheGemstoneMineshahaha😂

[@cal7772]

@@TheGemstoneMineslmao

[@Badoopa]

I personally love red delicious, thank you very much!

[@kayleeguijosa7725]

Same

[@tribaltreegoat]

Those apples are nasty

[@CR7EDITZZ282]

@@tribaltreegoatwdym honey crisps taste like shit

[@Badoopa]

@@tribaltreegoat ok? Good for you?

[@haileypearson6867]

I love them too!

[@wendagaming]

"the.. red.. delicious!" 🗣️🗣️📢📢📢🍎🍎🍎

[@RedPanda-oe1pj]

Apple:falls on Newtons head *gravity enters the chat* Also apple: falls on this guys head *another type of apple enters the chat*

[@shi_nyy]

This guy's doctor went bankrupt

[@srchoudhury7904]

Bro just turned into Newton💀

[@Connie-fj4fd]

Who's that

[@Algoball]

The apple hit bringed me issac newton flashbacks 💀

[@Leopard_2A6german]

Fiji apples: hey don't forget about me.

[@lizxu322]

*fuji

[@sleepy4205]

*fuji

[@R1N4-TH1NGS]

Please, Lord have mercy on my soul got me dying

[@bobbysarmientoiii7443]

Man: What apple product can i buy? - Siri: Apple juice.

[@Mushroomspapertoday]

Good job man

[@Blahaj_IKEA]

Stores started calling red delicious honey crisp so it looked good and people though they were going to get a good apple but they didnt. Eventually they made anotherone called sweetango and trademarked it so stores couldnt call it a sweetango apple unless it actuall was one

[@Cloud_that_looks_like_a_cat]

BLÅHAJ IS IT REALLY YOU? I have one of your brothers at home!

[@Cloud_that_looks_like_a_cat]

Is it really you, Blåhaj?

[@Blahaj_IKEA]

@@Cloud_that_looks_like_a_cat yes. Tell my brother I say hi

[@babymarkose4429]

The animators are planning something

[@lovefnf1st]

Salute for that guy who sacrifice his belly for us to get a good apple

[@omniman4138]

Johnny appleseed would have been so proud.😊

[@docternoblex]

Also back in the 1960s, people would shine up apples with lead because it made it shinier and taste sweeter

[@J-BIRD000]

Yummy tummy lead 😋

[@gloriousgamer1351]

Never forget the green ones.😮‍💨

[@JKJ44]

They are called granny smiths

[@Eliyahu_777]

@@JKJ44the name is even bad

[@Eliyahu_777]

Golden delicious is the best same with Fuji

[@goofyahhrussiankid]

​@@Eliyahu_777GET OUT MF-

[@Cricketstarenjoyer]

granny smith apple slander will not tolerated

[@auraFireblood]

Valid

[@conman_yt7999]

Valid thread

[@KoagPlayz]

"Please lawd have mehrcy on mah sowl"

[@redsharky052]

Video idea: why does tinfoil catch on fire when it’s put in a microwave?

[@birdroll]

If you know apple trees 99.999% of them grow crab apples. You are lucky to to even grow an edible variety.

[@Twilor]

Red "Delicious" is a school classic even in Sweden however when talking about apple tastes nothing beat the sour yet juicy granny smith

[@galacticp1]

Honestly a mix of Granny Smith and honeycrisp is real good

[@robertharris6092]

Macintosh is best.

[@goofyahhrussiankid]

YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH, and i like the fact that GS's structure isn't that sandy like other opples

[@Scbalq]

The accent of these characters is so satisfying

[@amazingpad4674]

Red Delicious apples truly are delicious with a nice slightly bitter flavor and not mushy at all Honeycrisp, on the other hand, has a thin unsatisfying skin with the texture of dry paint and a sickly sweet overpowering flavor and actually mushy insides.

[@indig0230]

facts!!!!

[@jerrygrenadier6067]

The red delicious apple is amongst the most popular for its flavor and its overall profile

[@evelinsantos5963]

I just thought they were apples 💀

[@rrusieie]

Thanks!

[@zKillzerZ]

pin this man bro

[@R41ph3a7b6]

thanks for the information.

[@FishCncrt]

guess you could say its a “bad apple” GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[@Ravenna17]

I do love honey crisps! Gala was pretty good too, Paula Reds I only had a few times but it’s been too long.

[@thesonofthewatermeloncat]

Thanks for the information völler!

[@rip_zoroshorts4760]

My fave is green sour apple

[@goofyahhrussiankid]

granny smith

[@Zuk22Zed]

"newton is mad"

[@Pinkblossomoriginal]

"please lord have mercy on my soul"😂😂😂😂

[@Dinamo42-uh8nd]

i love your videos!!

[@the-glassman]

BRO I WAS JUST WATCHING BAD APPLE

[@R4xz883]

Newton ahh moment 💀

[@The1RadioDemon]

I love honeycrisp apples so much, thank you so much David Bredford

[@MelonWorkshop]

Actually great bro, keep up the work i like it