How Will Humans Evolve in the Future? | Evolution Compilation

[@h7opolo]

how meta that your compilation of evolution lectures depicts the evolution of hank's style and maturity.

[@starshot5172]

I also love how he turned into Michael in the end

[@d.c.8828]

@@starshot5172 ...SCIENCE!

[@jyl-6655]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought this

[@RealUlrichLeland]

Of course his final evolution will be into muscle Hank. That's basically his charizard

[@midgetman4206]

@@RealUlrichLeland best of both worlds

[@Im-Not-a-Dog]

Seeing Baby Faced Hank progress to Modern Hank is like a journey through personal evolution.

[@beastamer1990s]

As we all wonder what fate has in store next for hankind...

[@maxpulido4268]

I still miss Muscle Hank and Hustle Hank

[@Im-Not-a-Dog]

@@maxpulido4268 yes.

[@Jay_Kay666]

I feel comforted by the fact that someday someone will feel old because snapchat or instagram.

[@kuhttifrutti2826]

Yes! They should put dates in their compilations 😆

[@bobito8997]

Since human pubic lice are different to head lice but similar to gorilla lice, presumably the "romantic" relations between our ancestors and gorillas took place after hominids lost their body hair (thereby keeping the two species separate and localised. Just thought I'd throw that in there to make the whole thing even creepier.

[@Roll587]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[@SpikedHairVSGravity]

Thanks for that 😂

[@bluebeeboo]

What if the pubic lice just jumped from species to species in a similar case to ticks, which doesn't necessarily mean mating or touching. Like maybe at some point, some lice eggs, or the lice itself fell from the gorilla and managed to survive -outside the gorilla- until it found another suitable host? Though a human-gorilla mating does seem possible knowing how some people can be really messed up, so it could be one of the many possible reasons.

[@frankslefttesticle3247]

@@bluebeeboo or the humans were zoophiles, very possible because there are still disgusting people now who are sexually attracted to animals. it's very gross but it's the reality.

[@Psilomuscimol]

​@@bluebeeboo. Well that far back they didn't know any better.

[@ryoder]

These compilations of old videos always getting my fascinated by the evolution of Hank's voice, and the evolution of Michael's hair.

[@cockneyse]

And Hank's hair Inc facial this time

[@jakobraahauge7299]

Well, this video shows how progress is often a chaotic process and not a simple line - but nevertheless there's been clear progress! Just look at the hair 👀 Also - Hank learned to pronounce Denisovans! Denise - ovanns, remember yo who heard him say DenisÓvans 😜 Happy December y'all! With love from Denmark 🤗

[@grizzlednerd4521]

Hank also used the NeaderTHal pronunciation at 8:30. Hard habit to break.

[@reuireuiop0]

Someone should rewrite the old Blondie / Raindy + Rainbows hit Denise to make a fitting tribute to the humans of whom only a handfull of bit & pieces remain. Oh, and that song was written for a girl by name of LeFrak, only one E strange of what most ancient humans would look to us. I'd like some of that in the Denise-ovann song as well 😁

[@saltydude07]

4:12 what's weird is that I have been watching for years and think this is the first time I have ever seen you with a beard

[@ericnewman2727]

And it's so sexy!

[@saltydude07]

Sexy appeal just went up by 1000%

[@ennou1236]

6:40 our ancestors probably considered other "primates" in a similar way modern pet dogs consider each other breed

[@oyecomova5478]

Damn that's a good way to put it.

[@jeffmoyer586]

I want to spend my afterlife eternity listening to Hank Green, so that one day I will be almost as educated.

[@SameAsAnyOtherStranger]

The age old quest to answer the question- "who's your daddy?" continues.

[@haddib]

Donkey Kong

[@pr3sidentspence]

... and what does he do?

[@IamLeighton]

@@haddib lol

[@skybluskyblueify]

~20:00 We also lost our ability to make our own vitamin C. Plenty of fruit was around so we did not need to make our own.

[@classydemongaming847]

Young hank with the goatee was so uncomfortable with talking, now he is the smooth science man we all love.

[@jakobraahauge7299]

Early journey to the Microcosmos Hank is the most brilliant rhetor! This Hank is excellent, but that was mesmerisingly beautiful! Not all progress, sometimes what we say in the present will still be supreme in the present time following 🦉

[@endthedisease]

A steady diet of oreos is an evolutionary dead end.

[@iwontliveinfear]

I love "Dread Pirate Roberts" Hank from video 2. Also I don't need a 3rd eye to sense the sun with the top of my head, I can feel the heat of the Sun's rays on my scalp.

[@artizak]

I think this video is more showing the evolution of Hank!

[@ZeoViolet]

Oreopithecids died out because of its over-fondness for a certain type of futuristic cookie!

[@Christopher-N]

"Oh, s^. There goes the planet." - _Spaceballs_

[@Grantos1ea]

Neanderthal was not what the cave was called. The cave was in Germany in the Neander Thal, thal meaning valley. The Neander Valley. Interestingly, Neander was a 17th century German composer who the valley was named after. The sir name was orginally Neumann meaning "new man".

[@jaywomer2313]

Hank so very happy your still on here Givin it a go. Thanks for all the info and entertainment over these years bud. It's been educational and fun.😊

[@angelicpapillon]

The commercial right after he said ‘here is the future of human evolution’ was for the movie Blue Beetle 😂

[@badcompany227]

I’ll join in. Hank just showed us the evolution of an actual living specimen.

[@kidmohair8151]

if we don't get our poop together (and soon), I suspect we are about to become an evolutionary deadend

[@eecak1973]

The Borg is our future. 'Resistance is futile.' 🤖

[@nedludd7622]

You forgot one type of lice, the public lice which are found in Congress and state legislatures down to local city councils. They are also found as executives such as presidents to mayors.

[@AnOldGeezer420]

I really wish we hadn't lost our tails though.. That'd be so cool to be able to use one. Can you imagine not having to do that thing you do to get something while lying in bed without actually getting out of bed? No more crawling as far as possible without letting your feet leave the mattress!

[@TriaMaxwell]

Hank with the beard looks like a comic villain.

[@hamiljohn]

I like seeing evil Hank with the goatee.

[@One_High_Guy_420]

I love this video simply because of the progression of hank through life!

[@KanishQQuotes]

Unless we turn into crabs 🦀 I'm not interested 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀

[@joe-cg2hv]

You see, i've seen dog tried to hump a pig. Dog tried to hump a tiger. My dog tried to hump my leg. My friend's dog tried to hump my leg. Macaque tried to hump a tree. I kinda think that back when we (or our ancestors) were more "wild", we probably had the same "if it fits, it fits" mentality. But that lice still caught me off guard like wtf.

[@tonyallen2279]

Humans still wild, tryin to hump everthing!

[@Psilomuscimol]

Someone had relations with a dolphin.

[@timfriday9106]

What about the stoned-ape theory?! With all the research into the effects of psilocybin on the brain, specifically in the case of increasing malleability and plasticity, it's very interesting to consider the effects magic mushrooms may have had on the evolution of the human brain and how we were able to jump ahead of other species in ways that one could attribute to mushrooms like greater communication with the increase of the areas in the brain related to seeing images in your mind and vocal and hearing areas where we can hear and say words that we could then better relate to the pictures we see in our heads. And once we start exercising those areas of the brain with more and more complicated speech, it's not terribly difficult to see how that could eventually lead to our brains being capable of questioning the universe and the self and the concept of higher and greater powers etc. This also then leads to an interesting idea considering the great filter and the fermi paradox. If we consider the stoned ape theory is correct... then thats another HUGE filter and roadblock in the fermi paradox that helps explain how the unviverse can be so huge, but seeminly so void of higher or more intelligent life. We had to get lucky enough that an organism even existed that could supercharge our brains but then also, that we might venture into the area where they existed and then have the curiosity to even try them and then, understand that even though they are technically poison and upset out bellies etc, that they provided a desirable effect or experience that encouraged the consumption of them in enough quantities and over a long enough period of time to have the necessary effect of super charging our brains. The more and more I consider the great filter and the fermi paradox the more and more I'm leaning towards humans maybe being the only intelligent life that currently exists within the concept of time in our universe and/or just how much more difficult FTL travel may be.

[@Psilomuscimol]

Psychedelics don't make me think of higher powers. But they do make me appreciate nature and question why things are the way they are. My favorite is hawaiian baby woodrose seeds. I even like them better than lsd or shrooms. But I haven't tried dmt yet, and that may make me question if there's a higher power.

[@dreamingwolf8382]

Hank Green is a pernicious meme

[@cleverusernamenexttime2779]

"Here's where evolution is going." Shows TikTok ad. That's about right.

[@lindareed8265]

"Humans... come in two distinct flavors that make our existence possible. Teaching the history of our development with only one sex is like trying to eat sushi with only one chopstick. You're just not gonna get it all." Academia about the evolution and me about the sushi: "Challenge accepted. "

[@Unholycrumpet]

Wait since when did we all assume brain size directly correlates to intelligence?

[@Lawrence330]

Same. I've been under the impression that brain structures, including "wrinkles," were a more useful indicator of capacity than physical size. Again, not a brain scientist, just something I've read from several sources.

[@Psilomuscimol]

Maybe not directly. But having more connections and stuff could result in more capacity.

[@SassyXan]

I was always taught that the exchange of pubic lice between gorillas and early humans was likely from early humans sleeping in abandoned gorilla nests

[@ALXMARTIN]

I love how there’s not one scientific comment, we all just gush over hank

[@PTRMAN]

OMG is that Hank at 4:04??? Wow!

[@maxpulido4268]

Apparently getting a haircut counts as a step forward in evolution according to the 6 easy steps.

[@zaczane]

For the people who edit these. Is it strange to see 4 different versions of Hank in the same video

[@barrydysert2974]

my parents bought nearly every Time-Life book ever published! i looked at that book and four page foldout progression maybe a hundred times. This was long before i could read. Lisdexic don't you know!?!:-)

[@Psilomuscimol]

How did you write everything but dyslexic properly?

[@tobyihli9470]

“And probably you.” That’s funny, Hank!

[@rossbabcock2974]

'God made man, the monkeys applied the glue!'

[@philosophiamourningstar9424]

"NO NO WHY DID WE LOOK INTO THIS...."...Freaking Hilarious😄😂😂

[@justzach253]

Goatee John can't hurt you he isn't real. Goatee John : ...

[@SoftSemtex]

is hank just a goatee john?

[@Maxjoker98]

I actually visited the Neandertal once! The "-tal"-part is German for valley. There is a museum and everything.

[@melancholymelodies89]

I think facial hair Hank was the hottest of the collection. 😅

[@hllok]

The assumption that Australopithecus was having sex with gorillas, as opposed to gorillas having sexual with Australopithecus is interesting.

[@Nee96Nee]

I thought that there was a video from SciShow with a theory that homonyms could have gotten pubic lice from gorillas due to " Nest Sharing" a homonym sleeping in a preoccupied gorilla bed.

[@RusTsea196T]

Hank wants venom- definitely not gonna cut in front of him in line. And he looked so nice.....💀

[@andrewdunckley]

Very interesting compilation... Brilliant...

[@Hellemokers]

Where is the petition to get Hanks goatee back?

[@kloassie]

20:16 viewing the behaviours of the current world population* I'm pretty sure it means *exactly* that **)* Yes I do know the first reply to this is that this includes myself as well and yes that's completely correct: _"I'm a dumbass myself as well"_

[@slappy5204]

hard to imagine how we survived with pretty much no natural weapons and paper thin skin, surviving purely on intellect, wouldn't you need obscene amounts of time and peace to change that drastically? without actual peace how would you "devolve" your fangs, claws and hides? why are we so weak compared to everything else?

[@tijan8948]

We are better distance runners than any other mammalian species, which is why we have skin and not fur. So update your narrative

[@slappy5204]

@@tijan8948 i have no narrative, just asking a question, what made evolution decide we didn't need our claws or teeth? skin for long distance running makes some sense but why isn't that common place, why didn't gazelles develop thin skin? only questions don't get offended my good man

[@AMC2283]

You can look around and see what intelligence over other physical attributes have allowed

[@slappy5204]

@@AMC2283 why do people who watch science videos always get so touchy with basic inquires? how is what you said in any way relevant? i didn't even say i don't believe these things i said "hard to imagine how we survived" you guys must be extremely unfun company lol

[@tijan8948]

@@slappy5204 check out the videos on persistance hunting in hunter gatherer groups. Giant antelopes with huge muscles and horns are no match for our sweaty skin as well as group coordination. We are not as weak as you presume is my point. Social coordination, however is an explanation for intelligence and communication ability.

[@raphlvlogs271]

how will culture effect the future of human evolution?

[@TheMattastic]

A rare appearance of Evil Hank to tell us how early humans had sex in the mirror universe.

[@buriedtoodeep1508]

What a show! good stuff.

[@richardbidinger2577]

We have people that are considered super smellers and super tasters, so I wonder if the super smellers still have a partially functioning Jacobsons organ?🤔 Our brains are getting smaller hmmmm? There are so many jokes for this. I guess in the future being called a pinhead will be a compliment. I probably should have been thanking all the people over the years that have called me that.🤪

[@shenghan4897]

If we regain the ability to detect electricity better, Fluke multimeteres won't be as popular.

[@_andrewvia]

Hank's voice apparently used to be somewhat nasal, but he always did talk with his hands.

[@Psilomuscimol]

I think he got allergy meds or something.

[@fyrefae744]

“And also, I would like to have *venom*, thank you very much”- Ah, feral science-man wants to be able to maim his victims with a single bite. Myes, relatable my dear sir, relatable

[@hellopinkham]

Hank, this episode, you remind me of bad boy Peter Parker Toby McGuire.

[@richardbidinger2577]

Sooooo, our ancestors got busy with anything that even remotely looked like us, and we're still at it.🤔

[@muchneededwisdom1307]

"The evolution of humanity follows the pattern of evolution of most of the races in the universe. When those races begin to exhaust their own planets and face the reality of the Greater Community of life in the universe, they have reached a great and difficult and precipitous threshold. They have reached a true turning point where their past understanding and assumptions will not serve them and might even betray them. Humanity has reached this threshold." To learn more read *The Greater Community* by Marshall Vian Summers

[@Exodus26.13Pi]

When did mud become life?

[@thomaskwan3251]

Im glad we got mormon guy for this video

[@ricardovencio]

Awesome compilation

[@aprildawnsunshine4326]

Average female weight in the USA went up 4lbs~2kgs between 2015 and 2020. Have a feeling it's going to keep going up and in 10yrs it'll be around 200lbs

[@melithegamer]

Myyyyy very favorite subject

[@jakobraahauge7299]

Me too! Me! 😆

[@SadisticSenpai61]

C'mon, let's face it. We're not surprised that human ancestors were getting it on with just about everything that would sit still long enough. There's a reason they have to outlaw bestiality, after all. And in certain places (coughFloridacough), they even go as far as specifically outlawing sex with many different specific animals so they can add additional charges for... repeat offenders.

[@olafelsberry8475]

I'm thankful for scishow, that way I can be a half educated bum

[@richardmcknight3245]

About 4 minutes into the video, Hank was clearly replaced by his evil twin!

[@archmage_of_the_aether]

"animals only get traits that help them reproduce" Counterpoint: peacocks can fly, but are really bad at it, as their fancy tails are too heavy. "Helps them reproduce because they decided ridiculous tails were sexy" This does not really compute with "only getting traits that help"

[@ochsblogger]

My goodness, you seem to be evolving more and more to look like Austin Powers.

[@leogama3422]

17:56 I'm pretty sure this is valid Perl code

[@liwoszarchaeologist]

1. "mosaic evolution," AKA the "braided river" model, accounts for gene flow between related species. 2. the notion of "species" often breaks down when we examine evolutionary history and molecular biology. 3. predicting the course of evolution leads to the fallacy of ignoring diversity within a population, which btw can lead to adaptive radiation (which we've seen has occurred in "recent" hominin evolutionary history)

[@ronray3293]

Wouldn't the crystals building up electrons over time cause them to become charged which would eventually discharge into the surroundings?

[@grapesoda3414]

This video was awesome thank you cant wait to show my son when he gets older ❤🏆

[@KingOfGamesss]

17:28 Actually my third eye is coming in nicely

[@patrickfort4467]

Younger Hank may have mastered the correct pronunciation of Neanderthal, but he's got Denisovan wrong. The letter 'i' in Russian is pronounced using a long 'e', and the emphasis is on the second vowel.

[@DaveSomething]

Dryopithecus and Oreopithecus... the missing link is Milkopithecus! yeah, I'm a bit stupid.

[@jmanj3917]

Electrons come from sunlight, huh?

[@williamwallin-noyes4380]

Science is cool 😎

[@SacredDaturaa]

Wow, never seen Evil Hank before

[@Bowie_E]

It's like y'all make videos just for me 🤗😄

[@monicabennett6620]

Thank you for a presentation that lines up with my analysis from many years go.

[@aaronhumphrey3514]

Seems like humans are actually devolving these days…

[@catdoctrigeek1464]

I found a dog louse on a patient and put it under the microscope to creep out my co-workers who sleep with their dogs. I can’t wait ‘till I get to tell them about the gorilla lice!

[@Exodus26.13Pi]

Nothing made stuff and that stuff made life 🧬...? We know better.

[@danieloneal7137]

I thought Michael might have mentioned our ancestors losing the ability to synthesize oar own vitamin C like most animals can. That would’ve been especially convenient for early seafarers.

[@thathaslage]

He has a deeper voice when he grows his facial hair out...

[@dynamosaurusimperious2718]

Now this video was pretty great

[@perceptions101]

I don’t know why people insist that the Neanderthal was “more primitive”. They where not they actually had more advanced technology then humans of that time. From what I can tell the two major differences between them where that Neanderthals where more specialized to a climate and only stayed within a smaller area. Humans although didn’t have glue and other technologies that the Neanderthal had. You could tell they tended to put more effort into their tools. I’m not even saying the tool was better they simply tended to place more effort into it.

[@jasper265]

"Actually that's what the cave where the cave where their first fossils were found was called". I highly doubt that, considering that "thal" is German for valley, not cave. (Yes, I'm being pedantic. Yes, I do believe that's fair because that very piece of the video was pure pedanticism. Also, never realized that before.)

[@brianmiller179]

Venom? Hank? Venom? Who got to you?

[@lisaschuster686]

Evolve all 7 billion of us artificially? In this hemisphere we don’t get a feel for just how many people there are.

[@parkeaudio1338]

Hank should bring back the goatee

[@apollodash5912]

"...doesnt mean humans are getting dumber." Antivaxxers: hold my beer...

[@zink8841]

😂 image being a lab baby and your parents say why are you acting like this, just say you made me this way

[@susankay497]

And facial hair Hank ❤😍

[@mariehebert9386]

Im kinda into that beard hank

[@gunkwizardry]

facial hair hank scared me ngl. he looks like he'd debate me about the vaccine in a bad way