How Women in Their Twenties Dance - Sebastian Maniscalco

Sebastian Maniscalco compares the way twenty-something women and thirty-something men dance, and encourages couples to go to Las Vegas together.
Original airdate: January 18, 2008
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[@andreamartin2953]

Sebastian's little smile after he tells a joke is absolutely adorable.

[@leslietamucci2776]

I love that, too. Not sure others have noticed.

[@kimpohlmeier5361]

@@leslietamucci2776 Oh! Yes! It’s so cute! 😁

[@tolohuexochitl3]

Absolutely. Subtle smile and the way his eyes twinkle.

[@angeliquemartinez5668]

Gorgeous

[@ez4me2sa]

Yes!

[@glynis1007]

This guy was born to be a comedian-good lord he’s too flippin funny 😆

[@ronyislam683]

"what do want me to do? Float?" had me 🤣🤣🤣

[@Carlospjr]

His jokes his deliveries his mannerisms clean and hysterical 😭👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@feliciasantiago4345]

Wow he’s so young there. Time flys. But I think he looks better now than ever. 👍🏼 he’s so funny 🤣

[@Hdgsgdhsh]

He does age very well!

[@girlygal098]

Just like wine. 😍

[@sylviab.791]

This is so true my then husband and I were dancing on a platform I turned around thought he went for his drink he later told me he fell off.🤣

[@kirnpu]

Hahahahaaa

[@Cassidy19919]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@VikkiLynn]

Lmao!

[@carinabarros135]

I cannot stop laughing hahahaha

[@edunlap6594]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@roseanneferrara8641]

I absolutely love this guy, he cracks me up, bravo Sebastian!!!

[@mrjjwilliam3995]

“What do you mean you want to kick my puppy?” Lmao 😂

[@dal6100]

he cracks me up every time

[@Last_Chance.]

Everytime!!! LMAO! I hope you have a beautiful day sweetheart

[@RapidCycling07]

LOL! Rico Suave!

[@joycemartin4889]

Love, love, love the way he mimics a women !!!!!! 😆😅🤣

[@roarthur5307]

Best comedian ever!!!!!!! ..........PERIOD We love you Sebastian Never stop making us laugh. And you were great in the Irish Man with the great Joe Peci, AL Pacino, and Robert Deniro.

[@sneakerlove5313]

He puts me in such a good mood.🥰

[@BriRog68]

Sebastian is THE man!!! Best comedian on the planet ❤️❤️❤️

[@earthling8585]

The "predictive text" is what I call that. The funniest ones I've ever gotten are from my daughter. Her generation texts like ninja's! So super fast, it's hilarious what "predictive text" gets through. Always the best!

[@LycanLink]

Man, I get that leg burn from just SPOONING, no joke. My body was not built for anything but relaxing.

[@JackLinko]

Go for a run god damn

[@CaribbeanQueen72xx]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CourtTV.]

stretch ,yoga and do isometic workout youtube it.Drink warm water if you have bad ciruculation.

[@Carlospjr]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sneakerlove5313]

Haha me too 😂 don’t listen to the haters

[@dsholt]

Was trying place what year this was in, then he pulls out the Motorola Razr and says he didn’t know what texting is. Hello 2004!

[@4knewt505]

I feel better. The entire set seemed dated

[@jamesahern9864]

2008

[@dsholt]

@@jamesahern9864 yep, got that date wrong. Razr wasn't released until 2006.

[@TheBusyJane]

2004 makes way more sense. It says the air date was 2008, but it must have been old by then because I remember texting being fairly common by 2006.

[@ikinbae5120]

3:43 💋Best adult contact site💘👇 Click Here 》》 livegirls19. com 《《 Leurs états de santé respectifs les empêchent de s'approcher trop près l'un de l'autre. 在整個人類歷史上，強者， 富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市~sae和鄉村中的弱者，無力防守和貧窮成員。 然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其𝔻𝕅𝔸融入不斷發展的人類社會。 說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。 他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木）來調味食物煮的時候 1619467547

[@loriparsons6987]

I love this man!! Bucket list to see him someday

[@littleoldal]

Atlantic City in June

[@divaah4406]

2021 'Nobody Does This' tour has average price of $405 per ticket.

[@girlart9]

I’ve seen him twice. Once in Denver and two years ago in Sahuarita, Arizona. He will slay you. Be ready. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lisachauvin]

it’s not cheap…save your money

[@angiespitz5291]

Me too

[@rebeccaphelps3196]

I watched this 3 nights in a row. Hilarious every time 🤣

[@roy1337]

the dancing part is the reason why i stopped going to clubs ... its so true

[@DarkCavalry1228]

Classic timing at perfection

[@ElitaAli1]

"I want to participate." 😂

[@spiritualempress6691]

I ALWAYS do this after a few drinks 😂 “where are we going now?” And guys are always like wtf???

[@zulukono663]

Duh! Back to your place to stink up your boudoir!

[@spiritualempress6691]

@@zulukono663 hey wouldn’t mind 😂

[@spiritualempress6691]

@@zulukono663 haha

[@Leo-pt9ei]

@@spiritualempress6691 count me in

[@user-pq6mr6op3p]

Whatever, you got your legs up after the Olive Garden

[@sylviastreet6785]

He looks Italian, sound Italian and moves Italian! And funny! And handsome!

[@parispoet]

He IS Italian! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-ty6do8yz4l]

I'm a little older than Sabastian, and I can totally feel the 80s, in some of his mannerisms. Always love an S.M. video, although he's much less kinky than the other SM videos...

[@MrChewy63]

What do you want me to do float? ....lol killer line

[@carolbenson6524]

Cant wait until he starts doing stand up again! Wish he was on television!

[@divaah4406]

Tickets went on sale last week for 2021 'Nobody Does This' tour. Average ticket price is $ 405.

[@uswish.]

@@divaah4406 holy moly

[@Primalxbeast]

@@divaah4406 O.O Did that include round-trip airfare and hotel rooms?

[@davidcullen382]

Funny stuff!!! And he avoids politics, at least here... Deals with the day to day "life" stuff!!!! First time viewing and I'm a fan!!!

[@florptytoo]

Ok, I rarely if ever spit coffee out of my nose, but when it got to "I couldn't get back up," it happened. Right through the nose. God damnit.

[@agrarianarc]

“I like this… I wanna participate….” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Dhamma_Nomad]

This guy is a guaranteed laugh.

[@CaribbeanQueen72xx]

Ohhhh my God this guy never fail to make me laugh till I cried 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣am literally on the floor .😃😄

[@RapidCycling07]

Please don’t take Our Lord’s Name in vain. Peace!

[@lushorty63]

Lmao!! Well i am 46 years old & my to go to dance move is the moonwalk backwards with a splash of the safety dance & finale of the wave hence its my dance so I can rock a solo lol. Ahh I love Love this awsome funny man.

[@carolbenson6524]

Cracking up at 2 in the morning!🤣

[@roarthur5307]

He's the best comedian ever in the history of funny. You are the best...PERIOD

[@theyawningari]

“Where we goin now?” Good question

[@bestever5511]

The only guy that makes me laugh.

[@dharmadharma3960]

You gotta check out his and Pete's podcast together

[@adchemistmedia]

that flip phone though

[@brianchampion3337]

Need more of his comedy.

[@RollerSkatinActor]

I'm a child of the 80's so I'm still at the club as well as the roller skating rink.

[@christophercasarez5687]

This man is my spirit animal

[@valm.5920]

very seinfeld-esque, def would love to catch a show of theirs

[@georgeboehmler7211]

Oh dang, fun, now you’ve got me thinking 🤔

[@arribaficationwineho32]

He isn more expressive than jerry which I love but I agree with you

[@S_A_D.]

Bahahaha ...he's the BEST!! 😆🤣🤣🤣

[@lillm5774]

Hang up and text me. 😂😂

[@joanofarc9438]

I can't see I'm laughing so hard over you want kick my puppy.

[@christinaalexander1111]

😂The head whip !!!

[@parispoet]

"Kick my puppy"...LOL 🤣🤣

[@tracimetcalf3374]

Women just love to dance . My stepfather always said he learned to dance to be successful with the ladies.

[@Doggieworld3Show]

Saw this coming 🤣😂 Sebs did the twerks well

[@Carlospjr]

Sebastian is Seinfeld reincarnated. What you want me to do float. 😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@janetmayer3562]

"What, you want me to float??" Hilarious ]

[@carolbenson6524]

Watching again today 🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆

[@adeltoral]

Sebastian’s talking about T9?! LOL - I remember that predictive text crap. It’s obsolete now, but dang, KZbin, maybe give me a MORE RECENT comedy clip suggestion from him? Don’t take me all the way back to my 20s! 😆

[@jschnei3]

T9 Word was the best thing about my 20s. I miss it

[@dharmadharma3960]

I know right? This is 14 years old 😆

[@ER-uy7ct]

My husband just asked me what was so funny....he heard me laughing....from the basement.....over Gears of War (maybe?).......with his head set on........where his buddies were yelling in the match............I just laughed harder......

[@joannasunday]

Lol "kick my puppy." Hilarious!

[@007coleyfoley]

COLEY FOLEY SAYS: HE MEANT "KISS HER PUPPY"... HAHAHA!

[@j.rdirtyfivethirty1673]

"Lick her puppy"

[@carmagurl317]

Lol this is so true. Why don't guys ever wanna go anywhere else ??

[@carmagurl317]

@EstefiDBlaze 😯😬🙈

[@marciawhite692]

I'm Sicilian and can't dance 😪 he's so funny

[@williamparker9110]

Whenever u need a good laugh

[@andthnwat]

Effin hysterical 🤣

[@zoukchata]

Cleanest comedian ever...

[@Protectobot]

Except when he’s not. I thought he was bigtime-blue comedy at first 😂

[@justinmarlin2304]

This is ancient haha T9 I haven’t heard that in decades

[@jackofalltemposdigitalchil7483]

I betchu didn’t notice the pit stains @3:28 😂

[@joiemills3399]

I didn’t check when this originally aired and I was like “why is he talking about texting like that?”

[@carlasalvatierra7959]

I love it 😂

[@eyeonbooks]

"I want to kick your puppy" LOLOLOLO.

[@op8726]

“Wow I like this…. I wanna participate.”

[@bellaluna170]

Hes amazing

[@ellebold]

Funniest ever

[@TheJamen0000]

I think he’s getting a Netflix special sometime in September it’s at the Wynn hotel in Vegas

[@richcxx]

T9-Word hahahaha man I used to use that all the time...

[@oiaiofoster4775]

I LOVE THIS GUY!!!!!!

[@marcdavis2745]

My Go To Comic Just Great

[@Hohzaye]

0:56 wtf are you doing bro?! Don do that! 😅

[@eMemoryCard]

What do you mean you want to kick my puppy. *LOL*

[@wamutogoria]

The flip phone tho'

[@111danish111]

I like his shirt.

[@bruceluber5178]

Like Seinfeld but with terrific body control. A very visual comedian

[@willc5723]

He looks a little like him

[@leahplyler]

IKR!

[@trashman3090]

WHY HAVE YOU CHANGED 😆 FUNNY HAD THAT

[@Jesse__H]

The censoring literally ruined one of the jokes.

[@misssonia13]

Yeah...the nut one... couldn't figure it out. Rewinded like 5 X's...she did something to his nuts. Haa

[@davidratcliffe1]

Use your imagination

[@HighPeerAeon]

@@misssonia13 They censored "juggling."

[@Protectobot]

I found 2 versions of ‘nut juggling’ in the online urban dictionary 😂 BOTH FUNNY but they both didn’t seem relevant and I’m still lost.

[@luisvillarreal5262]

"What do you mean you want to kick my puppy?" I think we men know what that message was supposed to mean. 😛🤪😝😛😋😂

[@fannysierra7040]

Love him so mucj

[@nanalamb4623]

LOL i dated a Korean guy for two years and that is how I learned to text let me tell yah

[@ProLeagueOfLegends]

lol

[@rogermoore27]

😂😂😂😂this guy is very good

[@andrewcepeda]

Why is everything he says is TRUTH?!!

[@livingadreamlife1428]

Excellent!

[@BtrDaze]

Kick my puppy. Nice

[@GodlyVibe_]

😆🤣 he’s good 💯🙌🏽

[@jillh7934]

Lol a little envelope

[@flexman70]

When are they going to show us his new tour!?!

[@kipperrepublic2644]

Kick my puppy 😁

[@michaelharrison3602]

We went to theatre early evening afterwards I just wanted to go home. she wanted to go for a meal. "I'm starving" I'm like you've been sitting indoors for six hours didn't it occur to you to eat something before we went out

[@Harley6040]

Awesome 👏🏼

[@janetzuercher3239]

I am ten years older than him ,got my first phone (razor) in 2008 ,took me a while to even want to text ,I just called ,but left it at home a lot😊😊😊

[@rayjohnson2387]

Texting was a pain in the ass back then lol

[@reinab8168]

This guy!!!

[@SeanLaMontagne]

Is this the guy with the amazing structure

[@studiosandi]

Something fell out😄

[@faridmejia7352]

Where we going now 🤣🤣😂😂😭😭😭

[@ScientistRenzo]

This was so fuunny

[@mikem5043]

He could probably do a good "Mr. Peeples"