We Need a Dress Code at the Airport - Sebastian Maniscalco

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@chewbaccasworld3672
@chewbaccasworld3672 3 жыл бұрын
His non-verbal communication is out of this world hilarious.
@debrawise8400
@debrawise8400 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely!
@thehigginator
@thehigginator 2 жыл бұрын
Yo I'm the 500th like
@tonyallen6510
@tonyallen6510 2 жыл бұрын
He is so funny!!!!😁😁👍👍👍👍
@diogenes.
@diogenes. 2 жыл бұрын
Dude he's Italian, that's like built in.
@unagiikura
@unagiikura 2 жыл бұрын
Eyeballs especially
@adamschwartz3449
@adamschwartz3449 5 жыл бұрын
He doesn't rely on profanity to get cheap laughs. He uses good material, voice, expressions, and movement to create comedy. Incredible.
@jadcb159
@jadcb159 5 жыл бұрын
he jacked this check routine from Seinfeld. Lame.
@k.de.3838
@k.de.3838 5 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love this guy !!! I grew up in the Bronx, so I can appreciate his humor because I experienced most of it !! 😎
@bbmcrae
@bbmcrae 5 жыл бұрын
I will tell the kids to get own your lawn, sir.
@kaydavis2828
@kaydavis2828 5 жыл бұрын
This is true
@sandyjones6079
@sandyjones6079 5 жыл бұрын
He had the finger foot Toes so long they look like knuckles He could pick up an orange and throw it 🤣😂
@jacob1151
@jacob1151 5 жыл бұрын
He’s like an Italian Seinfeld. I love it
@MrPsalms207
@MrPsalms207 4 жыл бұрын
I was looking to see if anyone else thought he reminded them of Jerry Seinfeld, cuz it's almost uncanny! This is the first time I've seen/heard of him. Dude is hilarious! Especially at 5:46 - "I'm uncomfortable that you're comfortable." Delivered EXACTLY how Seinfeld would've said it! 😅😂🤣
@MrPsalms207
@MrPsalms207 4 жыл бұрын
@Bobby Brady Pretty sure he means Italian American... Just like Jerry Seinfeld is a Jewish American.
@dylan3017
@dylan3017 4 жыл бұрын
Im getting Tony Monero vibes
@cragerzz
@cragerzz 4 жыл бұрын
If Seinfeld was FUNNY! 🙄🙄🙄
@MrPsalms207
@MrPsalms207 4 жыл бұрын
@@cragerzz SHAAAAAAAAAADE!!! 🤣😂😅
@TheChosennn
@TheChosennn 3 жыл бұрын
The reason why he’s so good is bc he doesn’t even make jokes, he tells stories in hilarious ways
@rgrndu
@rgrndu 2 жыл бұрын
You just described 99% of stand-up comedians.
@heshamaldhahiry95
@heshamaldhahiry95 7 ай бұрын
​@@rgrnduexactly
@JoeyGABC123
@JoeyGABC123 5 жыл бұрын
He’s so comfortable in silence and patient with his timing. Never rushes a joke.
@memedumpster3684
@memedumpster3684 5 жыл бұрын
Love how people laugh even when he's just setting up the premises. His whole demeanor is charged with hilarious energy
@Scorch1028
@Scorch1028 5 жыл бұрын
MemeDumpster Yeah, one of the things that makes Sebastian Maniscalco so uniquely funny is the look of total and complete “exasperation and disappointment” on his face even before he even explains what irks him. I’ve never laughed so hard hearing someone describe what bothers them. 😆🤣😂
@rfan6382
@rfan6382 5 жыл бұрын
"fill out the form........AND GO TO THE COURTROOM!!"
@harryheart6018
@harryheart6018 5 жыл бұрын
Couldn't disagree more. Dude is not funny. At all.
@aic9235
@aic9235 5 жыл бұрын
Harry Heart You’re objectively incorrect
@harryheart6018
@harryheart6018 5 жыл бұрын
@@aic9235 You objectively don't know how to use the word objectively correctly, when you use it to evaluate a subjective opinion.
@SuperRandombuttons
@SuperRandombuttons 5 жыл бұрын
he always sounds like he's one minor inconvenience away from severely beating someone
@csebesta84
@csebesta84 5 жыл бұрын
alex. 🤣🤣
@Anca820
@Anca820 5 жыл бұрын
Get your feelings hurt easily much?
@SuperRandombuttons
@SuperRandombuttons 5 жыл бұрын
Anca820 ???
@ebayseller6040
@ebayseller6040 5 жыл бұрын
or jumping out of the window
@mijieliwilson2387
@mijieliwilson2387 5 жыл бұрын
Hes Italian
@jonlanders4463
@jonlanders4463 3 жыл бұрын
He's so good that he could literally say anything and it's funny. His physical comedy is pretty much the best in the business right now.
@valmacclinchy
@valmacclinchy Жыл бұрын
Absolutely. I'd love to see him in person..
@elvisnetterville836
@elvisnetterville836 5 жыл бұрын
This guy is very funny. I love his timing. He never hurries his jokes. He lets them develop.. Hope he comes to Indy!!
@voidofbeeswax
@voidofbeeswax 5 жыл бұрын
Elvis Netterville I think his timing is too slow. It’s like he doesn’t have enough material, so he needs to stretch it out. Some lines are funny but others are not. If he he-wrote the bits and sped up his delivery he would be funnier.
@carchie8039
@carchie8039 5 жыл бұрын
@@voidofbeeswax all i hear is a Andrew dice clay clone, so its a tough listen for me
@brunoc9376
@brunoc9376 5 жыл бұрын
Are you guys serious? Dude has made it big already with multiple specials on Netflix.
@voidofbeeswax
@voidofbeeswax 5 жыл бұрын
Christine Jones I don’t dislike him or wish him ill will. I just did not find this very funny.
@massterwushu9699
@massterwushu9699 5 жыл бұрын
VoidOfBeeswax Yeah, slow comedy is lame. Dave Chappelle does that too. It’s lazy. I like Dan Cook and how fast he is all the time
@kyledavis4202
@kyledavis4202 5 жыл бұрын
This dude just said everything I’m thinking on a daily basis
@bluebyyoublue839
@bluebyyoublue839 4 жыл бұрын
But funnier.
@laurabennett-et2jp
@laurabennett-et2jp 11 күн бұрын
That’s what makes him so great
@econmachete
@econmachete 5 жыл бұрын
"Is it hard to pay?" Such a simple line yet he delivers it so perfectly.
@melvincruz2020
@melvincruz2020 4 жыл бұрын
I am truck driver, when I am driving in a snow storms, or WY winds I play this guy audio, it relaxes me.
@kooale
@kooale 8 күн бұрын
Drive safe Buddy!
@nevertrump-z2y
@nevertrump-z2y Күн бұрын
be safe out there
@MazterP28
@MazterP28 5 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he threw the pants like a baseball or football.
@nicolegeorge3704
@nicolegeorge3704 5 жыл бұрын
Same!! 🙋😂😂😂😂😂 i actually hurt my back
@resortpoint
@resortpoint 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@qtCrash
@qtCrash 5 жыл бұрын
MazterP28 exactly 😂😂😂😂 sums up Ross perfectly
@wms1650
@wms1650 5 жыл бұрын
@@qtCrash His front kick throwing the orange was pretty good too.
@DekkarJr
@DekkarJr 5 жыл бұрын
Olympic Javelin ahha :D DOWN TOWN BEIRUT
@KhoPhi
@KhoPhi 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm uncomfortable that you're comfortable" Lol
@carrie7636
@carrie7636 5 жыл бұрын
Comfortable means "I'm a slob so I'm comfortable."
@annegachanja3468
@annegachanja3468 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@stacie7766
@stacie7766 5 жыл бұрын
The way he described an airport way EXACTLY how Orlando International looked the last time I flew. It was HORRENDOUS!!!! I don't understand how people can leave their house looking like that. But, to travel like that way??? That is a while other level of trash. I have more respect for myself than to leave the house looking like a slob that just woke up, didn't shower, or brush their teeth, and thought; "Right now would be a good time to hop on a plane."
@Mmmkay10
@Mmmkay10 5 жыл бұрын
@@stacie7766 LAX is like that too! It's VILE!
@nadiaflores6394
@nadiaflores6394 4 жыл бұрын
He is so Sicilian its hysterical, I am English living in Sicily and this is so typical believe me, they are all that funny.
@luv2cook.
@luv2cook. 4 жыл бұрын
Nadia Flores so how is it over there right now?
@angelcitygirl
@angelcitygirl 4 жыл бұрын
Super jealous. That's my dream.
@takayasweeney
@takayasweeney 4 жыл бұрын
LOVE Sicilians...they’re not afraid of their lineage.💙💙
@nadiaflores6394
@nadiaflores6394 4 жыл бұрын
@@luv2cook. its ok actually, I live in Taormina and we are covid free. We had a couple of cases in Palermo and Catania but that's it. Its really sad though because of everything being closed a lot of places are going under and will never open again, we rely on tourism here and without it they have nothing so we are being really hit hard, like a lot of places I suppose.
@nadiaflores6394
@nadiaflores6394 4 жыл бұрын
@@angelcitygirl if you ever get the chance you should try to visit its a spectacular island it has everything
@danielguest7841
@danielguest7841 3 жыл бұрын
That foot joke actually made me start taking care of my feet years ago. No more cinderblocks. Thanks Sebastian!
@paulsf8597
@paulsf8597 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm uncomfortable that you're comfortable" epic!!
@kristlecasey9506
@kristlecasey9506 4 жыл бұрын
I saw this as soon as he said the line👀🤣🤣
@tjoelle6635
@tjoelle6635 4 жыл бұрын
YES!!!😂😂😂😂😂
@Amy12358
@Amy12358 5 жыл бұрын
I used to work at a Ross. One time we got in, a single shoe. It went out on the floor for sale like that.
@FreshAndOrganic
@FreshAndOrganic 5 жыл бұрын
omfg! lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@knbsd3876
@knbsd3876 5 жыл бұрын
Amy DeNies....Stopppppp😂😂😂😂!!
@ssrobs2552
@ssrobs2552 5 жыл бұрын
Did anyone buy it?
@wjatube
@wjatube 5 жыл бұрын
literally, on the floor?
@mskay1980
@mskay1980 5 жыл бұрын
This would work for an amputee. My mom is a seamstress so these individuals get 1/2 off. She tries to cater to the need of the "friend"...she doesn't call them customers (Southern Hospitality)
@kevmon4273
@kevmon4273 4 жыл бұрын
He's super animated funny and talks about real life situations that we can all relate to. Good comic
@kylef2937
@kylef2937 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the non redundant, spot on analysis!
@JeffWarren47
@JeffWarren47 4 жыл бұрын
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@rainey2764
@rainey2764 3 жыл бұрын
I can relate to everything he said!
@mrb2643
@mrb2643 Жыл бұрын
Always something going on in my grocery aisle... I swear, I even hop ques sometimes thinking there won't be an issue in this one but damn karma follows
@skippythesupercat
@skippythesupercat 4 жыл бұрын
"When you see the world, the world sees you". Classic
@Some_One_One
@Some_One_One 2 жыл бұрын
Timestamp then!
@kyjw10
@kyjw10 5 жыл бұрын
"This is not my size." *Javalin throws clothing*
@southwestgal7
@southwestgal7 5 жыл бұрын
I LOST IT THEN... Couldn't Stop Laughing 😂😂😂😂
@kyledavis4202
@kyledavis4202 5 жыл бұрын
That was a Tom Brady throw
@izzylandyt
@izzylandyt 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed at that part and I had no idea why 😂
@raynier250599
@raynier250599 5 жыл бұрын
Just as I read it
@robertgriffiths6842
@robertgriffiths6842 5 жыл бұрын
Pepperoni Playboy that scene had me howling 😂😂😂
@Yizelin
@Yizelin 4 жыл бұрын
I love his style of storytelling and the physicality he puts into the stories. Always gets me good.
@dannyo512
@dannyo512 5 жыл бұрын
That Ross javelin toss was the greatest
@GaryMillyz
@GaryMillyz 5 жыл бұрын
My friend and I have been impersonating that move since 2010 when we saw him do it for the first time :)
@A.C31
@A.C31 5 жыл бұрын
2:13
@nataliamarie2042
@nataliamarie2042 5 жыл бұрын
oh si suegto segee
@billhelmke
@billhelmke 5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was more of a Molotov cocktail toss because of the Beirut reference
@Will-if7wp
@Will-if7wp 3 жыл бұрын
He is amazing. His timing, ability to tell and act out a story. Just great!
@cathybrown7559
@cathybrown7559 4 жыл бұрын
Sebastian is the only way I can get through this corona virus shutdown.
@AmberUnraveled
@AmberUnraveled 4 жыл бұрын
Cathy Brown I just discovered him and love it
@mrincodi
@mrincodi 4 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha. Seriously.
@aplusoy2224
@aplusoy2224 4 жыл бұрын
You're here again😂
@avast47
@avast47 4 жыл бұрын
i think at this point the airport doesn't care as long as your carry-on isn't COVID-19
@aprilfontana6045
@aprilfontana6045 4 жыл бұрын
I just discovered him 2 days ago and I haven't stopped laughing since.
@kskksksksful
@kskksksksful 5 жыл бұрын
As someone who worked at ross this is 100% accurate
@melissasaint3283
@melissasaint3283 5 жыл бұрын
Parts of the Burlington Coat factories in my region are also like this. The shoe section looks like an earthquake occurred.
@DanteD84
@DanteD84 5 жыл бұрын
Maggie Leigh like every dollar store I go to, everything's been opened one out of six pack of sodas have taken. Etc.
@austingalan1406
@austingalan1406 5 жыл бұрын
melissa saint Omg! Same here in my neck of the woods- The Burlington Coat factories have their crap thrown EVERYWHERE! Like forget looking on the shelves for anything because it’s all thrown all over the floor... and no two shoes ever match each other 😐
@denimlether5812
@denimlether5812 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody admits to working at Ross.
@MrYoung11
@MrYoung11 4 жыл бұрын
Maggie Leigh #FACTS I hated that job at closing time
@ThunderPants13
@ThunderPants13 5 жыл бұрын
He's the best groomed comedian.
@christine2320
@christine2320 4 жыл бұрын
Thunder'sDad but john mulaney
@livenletlive4639
@livenletlive4639 4 жыл бұрын
@@christine2320 That tall child is perfect.
@psychozebra8802
@psychozebra8802 4 жыл бұрын
I've never seen someone try so hard to hide the fact that they are gay.
@tony_25or6to4
@tony_25or6to4 4 жыл бұрын
The other comedians on tour with him talk about all of his products for hair, etc.
@ofizz300
@ofizz300 4 жыл бұрын
Thunder'sDad Billy Sorrelis
@KathleenHartigan
@KathleenHartigan 11 ай бұрын
The Ross for Less bit is freakin hysterical....😂
@amy5628
@amy5628 10 күн бұрын
Definitely agree
@miamiwax5504
@miamiwax5504 4 жыл бұрын
U know this dude really been to ross and marshalls 😂😂😂
@honeybunbandit1292
@honeybunbandit1292 4 жыл бұрын
He from a Chicago suburb. So extremely likely
@jb8705
@jb8705 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@dianasoto7011
@dianasoto7011 3 жыл бұрын
T J Maxx too
@joannaedwards6325
@joannaedwards6325 2 жыл бұрын
The craziest ppl shop at Walmart..ppl in pjs & slippers, 300 lb ladies in summer outfits for 130 lb teenagers, old bald men with dirty beards down to their chests, obvious meth moms pushing 10 year olds in ragged strollers and 75 year olds waring their old 1969 Hippy clothes. It's a fkg freak show.
@calidag
@calidag 2 жыл бұрын
And Burlington 😁
@DarkEmperorRio
@DarkEmperorRio 4 жыл бұрын
Sebastian is one of my all time favorites. He has me in tears every show and reminds me so much of myself. One inconvenience away from choking someone 😂😂😂😂😂
@scootover7
@scootover7 Жыл бұрын
I feel like when people who don't cover their mouth when they cough (unless they are in a wheel chair or have their hands full ), if it's a kid I'm wishing the parents would teach their kid some manners, it feels like it's gotten worse since COVID,
@liligman
@liligman 5 жыл бұрын
Worked at the airport for 8 years now - every day I'm surprised. Saw a dude boarding a flight in bare feet; many questions were pondered that day
@johntao6822
@johntao6822 5 жыл бұрын
Your comment made me lol
@tch4874
@tch4874 5 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah
@Frankkesi
@Frankkesi 5 жыл бұрын
I got tired of security asking me to take off my shoes,belts ...Now i just wear a t shirt,joggers & flip flops.Problem solved.No wasting of my time.👍🏿
@liligman
@liligman 5 жыл бұрын
@e fred Lol that reminds me when I worked graveyard one day...I went to one of the baggage claim bathrooms, known to have homeless people squatting overnight and leaving empty beer cans and bottles of fireball, and I saw a trail of blood from a broken mirror leading to a stall where the toilet was literally covered in shit. And overflowing with cans stuffed in the toilet along with it. And when I say covered, I mean the seat, the handle, the back wall, the floor. Was that you? 😂
@niamerced9573
@niamerced9573 5 жыл бұрын
liligman 😂😂
@bibimohamed5689
@bibimohamed5689 3 жыл бұрын
This is the only guy I would pay to see perform. So real!
@curlierthanthou
@curlierthanthou 5 жыл бұрын
“You see the world, the world sees YOU!” 🤣
@balakayshitshower8228
@balakayshitshower8228 4 жыл бұрын
.. So paranoid rn n could use a talk too! 😭😭😭😅😅😅
@DJ-ys9pv
@DJ-ys9pv 5 жыл бұрын
1:48 I think we all felt that Ross joke lmao 😂😂😂 “hmm, this is not my size” Proceeds to Hail Mary the jeans to aisle 3
@Coconixxs
@Coconixxs 5 жыл бұрын
I am stillllllll laughing at his hail mary attempt!
@dandilorenzo5895
@dandilorenzo5895 4 жыл бұрын
That was pure gold!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Legit died on that one.
@joshioaz85
@joshioaz85 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao!!! 😂😂🤣💀💀💀
@iceangel10221
@iceangel10221 4 жыл бұрын
as a ross employee, the jean throw was on point
@DJ-ys9pv
@DJ-ys9pv 4 жыл бұрын
1:48
@1stGeorgiaGirl
@1stGeorgiaGirl 5 жыл бұрын
Back in 1977, I was one of the first customers to use plastic to pay for groceries. I got that same reaction from everyone else in the line because in those days the clerk had to call it in to the bank and run an imprint of the card on one of those non-electronic credit card imprinters. The woman behind me in line shouted, "Use a personal check next time, like a normal person!" I wonder how that woman pays today.
@1stGeorgiaGirl
@1stGeorgiaGirl 4 жыл бұрын
@Gary McMichael > What are you smoking? I want some.
@1stGeorgiaGirl
@1stGeorgiaGirl 4 жыл бұрын
@Gary McMichael > That's almost a Spring night for you. Here 43° Athens, GA. Clear skies with a quarter moon. 60s tomorrow.
@1stGeorgiaGirl
@1stGeorgiaGirl 4 жыл бұрын
@Gary McMichael > LOL. 👍
@Tonithenightowl
@Tonithenightowl 4 жыл бұрын
I still pay with a check lol but now I can give them a blank one, the machine does the work and all I do is sign that little black box thing lol See how technical I am? I've never used an ATM card and I don't have a cell phone. I'm lucky I know how to turn the computer on and type. I'm old I'm used to a paper trail lol :o)
@1stGeorgiaGirl
@1stGeorgiaGirl 4 жыл бұрын
@@Tonithenightowl > Yet, somehow you have survived. I too come from an era of typewriters, phones which were mounted to the kitchen wall and handwritten everything. I have had to evolve in order to keep up in the workplace.
@stevenamar6908
@stevenamar6908 2 жыл бұрын
"when you see the world, the world sees you" absolutely died 😂
@MsAries1968
@MsAries1968 5 жыл бұрын
I'm a flight attendant and I can tell you we need a dress code 4 real
@the_bottomfragger
@the_bottomfragger 5 жыл бұрын
Would be nice honestly. People always complaining about how shitty flying is but if everyone was looking and acting civilized, it would be much nicer already. My attitude: Dress yourself like you would be flying business.
@scoutman
@scoutman 5 жыл бұрын
@@the_bottomfragger you cant do that on 15 to 24 hr flights. bein a smelly skeezer is ignorant offensive and a liberal thing
@scoutman
@scoutman 5 жыл бұрын
Tara i always fly with my dog on long flights and the attendants are very good normally about taking him out and putting him on seat if there is empty one..flown to china and phillipines and hes a good little pup😁
@MsAries1968
@MsAries1968 5 жыл бұрын
What's really bothersome is the parents who dress their kids in pajamas that are clearly over the age of 2 running around in pjs. Human trafficking is huge pedophiles prey on kids especially on airplanes
@lisaellis9749
@lisaellis9749 5 жыл бұрын
@Joseph Ciampa Go, to Walmart the way people dress there will blow your mind.
@taylorterror4965
@taylorterror4965 5 жыл бұрын
This is not my size. *Launch across the store
@goodgawdgertrude
@goodgawdgertrude 5 жыл бұрын
*YEET*
@Ctrl_Alt_Elite
@Ctrl_Alt_Elite 5 жыл бұрын
😂 best part imo
@ScottParisi
@ScottParisi 5 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite bits!
@jcarr1399
@jcarr1399 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@jcarr1399
@jcarr1399 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@eltravo2112
@eltravo2112 4 жыл бұрын
“When you see the 🌎 the 🌍 sees you” Truth!
@unclehobby6296
@unclehobby6296 3 жыл бұрын
Every Italian has a cousin or uncle just like him
@Wayne-r9u
@Wayne-r9u 10 ай бұрын
It's so true
@lauradoesart
@lauradoesart 5 жыл бұрын
That whole Ross bit was the funniest and most realistic think I've heard
@erichelzer9083
@erichelzer9083 5 жыл бұрын
What Ross store are you guys shopping at? It's not even close to accurate. Ross' is an overstock store not a defective product store.
@lauradoesart
@lauradoesart 5 жыл бұрын
@@erichelzer9083 literally every Ross in Florida is exactly how he described it lol. Their products aren't all "defective" but I have personally bought some clothes that were heavily discounted because a seam was barely ripped. The shoes they sell usually have minor seam displacements, which is why they end up in Ross in the first place
@erichelzer9083
@erichelzer9083 5 жыл бұрын
Laura The Memelord. That's crazy. I'm in Kansas and our Ross stores are nice. No defects and name brand stuff for cheap. It's organized and nothing's on the floor.
@zacklance7798
@zacklance7798 5 жыл бұрын
Ross stores in Albuquerque are basically goodwill stores. Absolute fucking anarchy.
@IanPatrickOfficial
@IanPatrickOfficial 5 жыл бұрын
@@erichelzer9083 Dude he is dead on right, you must have some exceptional Ross maybe somewhere in Beverly Hills, but for everyone else the Ross he described is legit how it is. . .
@frankrappa4765
@frankrappa4765 4 жыл бұрын
"When you see the world, the world sees you". Dress for success people! Lol.
@ihs51
@ihs51 4 жыл бұрын
Travelling in the 70s are so different now. Now you see people in flip flops boarding the flight.
@wlkbeastmode-issiap.346
@wlkbeastmode-issiap.346 4 жыл бұрын
Frank Rappa need the right attire.
@ddotdollaz
@ddotdollaz 4 жыл бұрын
Dress for the job you want, not the one you have. That's why I dress like Batman
@Zeldarw104
@Zeldarw104 3 жыл бұрын
@@ihs51 so true, you would purchase a special outfit for your flight -- okay!🤔
@Zeldarw104
@Zeldarw104 3 жыл бұрын
@@ddotdollaz I think that job is taken -- but you're on the list. 🤭
@Scorch1028
@Scorch1028 5 жыл бұрын
“I walked into Ross - I thought I walked into downtown Beirut. I thought a bomb went off in this store. Everything is on the floor.” 😆🤣😂
@MoonLanta
@MoonLanta 5 жыл бұрын
He was telling that joke in 05
@superdopehiphop
@superdopehiphop 5 жыл бұрын
BaseballJaZZ this is from 2007 or early 08
@robertgriffiths6842
@robertgriffiths6842 5 жыл бұрын
That scene had me howling!!!!!
@a.k.4085
@a.k.4085 5 жыл бұрын
@@robertgriffiths6842 Me too
@YaoEspirito
@YaoEspirito 2 жыл бұрын
Fantastic comic. I'm a old punk rocker, but I gotta say: how nice to hear someone just be genuinely hilarious without resorting to a bunch of foul-mouth cussing. So good.
@ArkamasRoss
@ArkamasRoss 4 жыл бұрын
He's not even a comedian, he's just there to help clear everyone's frustrations about humanity. It's like therapy, except the therapist is the one bitching about the issue. 😂
@ihs51
@ihs51 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly like couples misbehaving themselves in the que
@hadmatter9240
@hadmatter9240 4 жыл бұрын
I thought that's what comedy was all about.
@tomaseikinas3588
@tomaseikinas3588 4 жыл бұрын
@@hadmatter9240 zvzz,x,xzx mop
@RDSports5
@RDSports5 4 жыл бұрын
Yep, as are most comedians. Chris Rock is that way, and that's why he's my favorite stand-up ever. Dude just NEVER holds back on his social criticisms, and its awesome
@erickjanes4122
@erickjanes4122 4 жыл бұрын
Mostly comedy is about other people and what we do.
@bradeaton3428
@bradeaton3428 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve never heard of this dude but man he is hilarious 🤣 his non verbals are on point too!
@msaqib0517
@msaqib0517 5 жыл бұрын
He’s hilarious. Watch his Netflix
@UnauthorizedComedy
@UnauthorizedComedy 5 жыл бұрын
He is one is the highest paid comics in the country. 😁
@RagingBad
@RagingBad 5 жыл бұрын
BunnyBear he deserves it
@jeannierusso2134
@jeannierusso2134 4 жыл бұрын
Hello Brad sorry you never heard of this comedian he's even been in movies.. if you like movies watch the green book he's in that but he's not a comedian in the movie but he has a part in it really good movie based on a true story. As far as his traveling around being a comedian his tickets are very pricey.. but you know the old saying you get what you pay for
@dancinggrandma2023
@dancinggrandma2023 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, you have check out every routine he does. He's comic GOLD!!
@kwabenagyamfi7325
@kwabenagyamfi7325 5 жыл бұрын
Love his delivery😂😂😂😂
@tjhooker824
@tjhooker824 5 жыл бұрын
This guys delivery is insanely good.
@hillcountry871
@hillcountry871 4 ай бұрын
Where have I been? Just found him ,Aug 2024 ,definitely a favorite!!!!
@tal612
@tal612 4 жыл бұрын
The bit about Ross is epic! Laughed so hard
@yu6htbfgd
@yu6htbfgd 5 жыл бұрын
"Now we gotta go to the cage." 😂😂😂😂
@coriannecrepeau5566
@coriannecrepeau5566 4 жыл бұрын
Aaron - 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lilbatz
@lilbatz 4 жыл бұрын
THE STRUGGLE IS REAL! 😆
@brodyharris7631
@brodyharris7631 4 жыл бұрын
This line sent me! Lol
@susansmith8441
@susansmith8441 4 жыл бұрын
I'm uncomfortable that you're comfortable lol...he's hilarious!!
@danwallach8826
@danwallach8826 2 ай бұрын
The Ross bit had me rollin'! The clothes flinging? Ha!
@rochajraphael
@rochajraphael 5 жыл бұрын
I love sebastian! That Ross shopping joke always kills me..
@KingCatHollywood
@KingCatHollywood 5 жыл бұрын
Jr5189 it’s funny but Dane Cook did it about 8 years ago on an hbo special.
@Maxmellow94
@Maxmellow94 5 жыл бұрын
It use to be TJ Maxx which yo me is more accurate
@beigefox6579
@beigefox6579 5 жыл бұрын
@@KingCatHollywood This standup is very old too, might have been more than 8 years as well. I know I saw this way long time ago.
@_tonerider
@_tonerider 5 жыл бұрын
I just saw the hand-foot joke on "Sebastian Maniscalco on The Tonight Show" (aired 2012). That's a long time to keep using the same joke.
@skepticalbutopen4620
@skepticalbutopen4620 5 жыл бұрын
You stole my KZbin pic my friend.....
@GB-pj2gm
@GB-pj2gm 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm uncomfortable that your comfortable.....shower" 😂🤣lmao
@peteyb8556
@peteyb8556 4 жыл бұрын
“I got no patience for people.” 🙌
@michaelt3308
@michaelt3308 2 жыл бұрын
Can't stand em! Take animals all day long over people..
@azgypsy
@azgypsy Жыл бұрын
He talks about things we can all relate to. That's classic & sooo funny! I want to see one of his shows.
@JoeBonettTheSite
@JoeBonettTheSite 5 жыл бұрын
I watch Sebastian Maniscalco clips to wake myself up in the morning. It's a funny reminder of how absurd the world is before i go into it.
@kaynew4683
@kaynew4683 4 жыл бұрын
Im gonna try that lol
@Dan-cj9yg
@Dan-cj9yg 4 жыл бұрын
Man you wrote this comment 4 months ago. Oh how the world has changed in that time.
@snowzardmusic
@snowzardmusic 4 жыл бұрын
I feel you
@RussiaIsARiddle778
@RussiaIsARiddle778 4 жыл бұрын
I LOVE this comedian. Funny without foul language and no politics. Lol
@michaelmiller1215
@michaelmiller1215 5 жыл бұрын
And thank you for always being dressed nicely while performing! Yes, I noticed the cuff links!
@southwestgal7
@southwestgal7 5 жыл бұрын
EXACTLEY ..Well Tailored, Well Executed, Well Done Sebastian 🤗
@a.sweetpeac.2281
@a.sweetpeac.2281 5 жыл бұрын
Just found him! He's hilarious & classy!
@dawna1952
@dawna1952 5 жыл бұрын
Yes very nice touch! I love when men wear them 👍🏾
@60smanTripp
@60smanTripp 5 жыл бұрын
Sebastian came dressed like a gentleman. 👍👍👍👍
@noblevictory2200
@noblevictory2200 5 жыл бұрын
👍 Yeah, so did I (♡˙︶˙♡)
@BMoneyAllDay
@BMoneyAllDay 4 жыл бұрын
I once told a flight mate “you’re not the 6 foot blonde I’d hoped for.” He laughed and said ditto.
@oldschoolman1444
@oldschoolman1444 5 жыл бұрын
And the person using a check to pay always waits till the very end to fill out the check!
@kwebster62
@kwebster62 5 жыл бұрын
Yep, and not only that; but, they wait until the last possible second, to even pull their bag out to get to the checkbook. And then it takes several seconds just to find it. It's as if they seem surprised they have to pay for all this stuff.
@grapenutz1137
@grapenutz1137 5 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck accepts personal checks anymore.
@monicdavis6150
@monicdavis6150 5 жыл бұрын
oldschoolman 144 My mother! Oh my Gooood! I cant😂😂😳
@Hunter2847
@Hunter2847 5 жыл бұрын
This is with most people paying with cash or card too! I watched 2 girls talk & laugh on their phones in front of me yesterday for 4 minutes before they got up to check out. Then the cashier rings her up & finishes & then she decides to start looking for her card in that big ass purse. I just wanna do a face palm so bad
@dabomboo7o
@dabomboo7o 5 жыл бұрын
@Selene dont forget about balancing the checkbook after writing the check
@ksharpe8137
@ksharpe8137 4 жыл бұрын
He’s hilarious before he ever says a word. 😂
@sarahalbers5555
@sarahalbers5555 11 ай бұрын
Yes. His physical comedy is awesome.
@6rockinrobin
@6rockinrobin 5 жыл бұрын
So glad he's finally getting the recognition he deserves.
@donjuantrumpetajohnson
@donjuantrumpetajohnson 2 жыл бұрын
Never seen this guy before He's talented His body language is hilarious! I laughed the whole time and that's rare!
@codysouroy3227
@codysouroy3227 5 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best stand up clips ever. Clean, brilliant and relatable comedy! Great comedian
@Zeldarw104
@Zeldarw104 4 жыл бұрын
I agree laugh out loud hilarity! 😂😂🤭🙂
@JeffWarren47
@JeffWarren47 4 жыл бұрын
@@Zeldarw104 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LIKE. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV
@starrfishhill
@starrfishhill 5 жыл бұрын
“They roll out of bed (wipes his eyes) IM AT UNITED!! Hilarious!!!
@Eugenepanels
@Eugenepanels 5 жыл бұрын
Leanne Hill lmao I dropped my friend off at the airport once he literally rolled out of bed and went to the airport 😂
@starrfishhill
@starrfishhill 5 жыл бұрын
“Who still paying in CHECK?”!!! Lmbo Johns MARKET!!! Lol
@RiDarnell_
@RiDarnell_ 4 жыл бұрын
Starrfish Hill I’m too tickled!! It’s so true! I hate it at the airport
@CR-be3un
@CR-be3un 5 жыл бұрын
"When you see the world, the world sees you,"--thank you, lol.
@AdultThirdCultureKid1971
@AdultThirdCultureKid1971 5 жыл бұрын
I agree totally! When we see the world, we do our best to represent the countries we travel from.
@DoomStarRequiem
@DoomStarRequiem 5 жыл бұрын
I'm from a poor country.. Idgaf Imma wear muh t-shirt shorts and flip flops.
@JTara20
@JTara20 3 жыл бұрын
Fell in love with his comedy with this special. It has been amazing to see him grow and become an international star over the years.
@Sma11-might
@Sma11-might 5 жыл бұрын
He reminds me of a bad guy in a kids film.
@buckfuddy489
@buckfuddy489 5 жыл бұрын
Tony Maldonado its that hairline!! 🤣🤣🤣
@miami_mutilator
@miami_mutilator 5 жыл бұрын
he got the vegeta hairline so it makes sense
@chrisstath8268
@chrisstath8268 5 жыл бұрын
mostly cause hes a pussy
@bradbonneau84
@bradbonneau84 5 жыл бұрын
The bad guys from heavyweights
@ericb5666
@ericb5666 5 жыл бұрын
brad bonneau Tony Perkis!
@Mercurychyld1
@Mercurychyld1 5 жыл бұрын
I LOVE HIM...he is so OVER humanity and their grossness...I can so relate, lol!
@loubock3238
@loubock3238 5 жыл бұрын
Best comedian there ever was and will be, he is hilarious! Have seen him three times live and he never disappoints! LOVE HIM!!! BRAVO!!
@mattygates1
@mattygates1 2 жыл бұрын
Saw him last night is St Augustine at the AMP. You cannot stop laughing during his stand up. Pat Mcgann opened for him and was hilarious as well. It is one of the best shows I have see in a long time.
@ameliamary4941
@ameliamary4941 4 жыл бұрын
The way he “rolled outta bed. “ ha ha ha!
@DevilWearsAdidas
@DevilWearsAdidas 3 жыл бұрын
As is lol
@jjcast76
@jjcast76 3 жыл бұрын
That part killed me
@1218kimber
@1218kimber 4 жыл бұрын
He's so right about Ross stores 😂 Just a dirty, messy store with stuff laying all over the floor.
@janetmiller2160
@janetmiller2160 4 жыл бұрын
Then it's changed in the last 15 years Many seem to agree with you !!!
@debrahelmlinger6256
@debrahelmlinger6256 3 жыл бұрын
Depends on the store, have been in many that are exactly like he described but others are super organized
@garthbryner6451
@garthbryner6451 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly.... Ross stores are a disaster in Arizona
@canature9128
@canature9128 2 жыл бұрын
..this is not my size!! 🤣
@EuriEuropa
@EuriEuropa 2 жыл бұрын
Surprisingly there’s one by me that’s pretty well maintained looks like a mall
@BethyKable
@BethyKable 4 жыл бұрын
His timing is great....he doesn’t sling one liners at you faster than you can listen, he waits for the audience to enjoy it, funny expressions, pulls the audience in with him, very funny observational humor the audience can relate to.......very funny stuff.
@dianejohnson9904
@dianejohnson9904 Жыл бұрын
This is one of his most brilliant clips. His delivery is perfect! Hilarious! I have a Ross store close by, so that makes it even more funny.
@diedrapayne6202
@diedrapayne6202 4 жыл бұрын
He makes me laugh every minute, if not by what he says then by his gestures and body movement. He is so relatable ...
@mythdeum
@mythdeum 4 жыл бұрын
"I got no patience for people" I can relate so much
@queenroo4082
@queenroo4082 5 жыл бұрын
The plane thing. I was stuck next to a lady who slept with her mouth open . She had garlic breath. 6 hours!!! People, shower and brush your teeth before you get on the plane! Aren’t you embarrassed?????
@luciaharbour5488
@luciaharbour5488 5 жыл бұрын
Sorry
@christinacope562
@christinacope562 5 жыл бұрын
👍
@queenroo4082
@queenroo4082 5 жыл бұрын
Lucia Harbour was it you?? 🤣🤣
@kathyyoung1774
@kathyyoung1774 5 жыл бұрын
I get next to people who take off their shoes and socks! They stink.
@migdi242424
@migdi242424 5 жыл бұрын
Got ya beat.. Sandwiched between two 300+ giants.. I was last to sit so I lost the arm rest battle.. 4 hours with my shoulders in my ears.. Ughh!
@charliemane9318
@charliemane9318 3 жыл бұрын
"I went to ge the zipper, the button, all this stuff wasn't even here!" 3:38 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@torreyfmalek
@torreyfmalek 4 жыл бұрын
Jeez, that “Beirut bomb” joke hits a little too close to reality now!
@dungeonmemelord3318
@dungeonmemelord3318 4 жыл бұрын
You could say it's a little explosive these days
@adams9355
@adams9355 4 жыл бұрын
Hence the reason for the comparison.
@rayyana.8538
@rayyana.8538 4 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking that when I went to the comments. I also feel his view on Beirut is accurate - generally speaking. It's a beautiful city with do much history. So when you talk about a messy place Beirut is not going to be my go to.
@wynandnathaniel9972
@wynandnathaniel9972 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the exact same thing.
@josephpargoe9218
@josephpargoe9218 4 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking that 😭
@supersomebody101
@supersomebody101 5 жыл бұрын
this guy was born to be a sitcom star. Find a role for him
@deanmcloud3485
@deanmcloud3485 5 жыл бұрын
Everybody loves Raymond. He reminds me of him a lot
@CA2SD
@CA2SD 5 жыл бұрын
👍🏼They did. Google it.
@jessen_0124
@jessen_0124 5 жыл бұрын
Not sure if that's a compliment or an insult.
@otakuarianatormom5094
@otakuarianatormom5094 5 жыл бұрын
@@deanmcloud3485 Except this guy is actually funny.
@otakuarianatormom5094
@otakuarianatormom5094 5 жыл бұрын
@@jessen_0124 Right?
@slashershady8056
@slashershady8056 5 жыл бұрын
"I cut the box open, it's a set of forks." Lol 🤣
@ariesnum1
@ariesnum1 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at that i was crying😂
@NeilStuhlmiller
@NeilStuhlmiller 4 ай бұрын
Few comedians make me laugh, this guy is one of them.
@lukereeshus7952
@lukereeshus7952 5 жыл бұрын
How does someone this Italian still exist in 2019?
@blankslate6590
@blankslate6590 5 жыл бұрын
This is golden, he makes it stronger during his stand up though. In fact he used to open for Andrew Dice Clay, Dice said he let him go because he was starting to sound like him.
@geopatriarca2820
@geopatriarca2820 5 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhhh, wadda you sayin"?
@ludvig9184
@ludvig9184 5 жыл бұрын
You know, Italy is still a country, but I get what you mean...
@rishelschimmel7358
@rishelschimmel7358 5 жыл бұрын
Yup. I grew up in the bronx back in the day.
@Kai0nTheMoon
@Kai0nTheMoon 5 жыл бұрын
lol. I'm still this Italian. We're all in NYC.
@passionfly1
@passionfly1 5 жыл бұрын
Finally a GENUINE funny comedian! I want to see his special!
@kennaandresen5109
@kennaandresen5109 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is friggin hysterical. Love him!!!
@Jo-razz
@Jo-razz 3 жыл бұрын
"When you see the world, the world sees you" 🤣
@ElamZ15
@ElamZ15 5 жыл бұрын
This guy is talking some realness right now, I feel like this every day
@JeffWarren47
@JeffWarren47 4 жыл бұрын
@@313koneko 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LIKE. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV
@nyy190343
@nyy190343 5 жыл бұрын
What catastrophe is going to be sitting next to us for 5 hours.. lmao
@scoutman
@scoutman 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine flyin to mainland china or the phillipines from chicago...thats about 17hrs..
@the_bottomfragger
@the_bottomfragger 5 жыл бұрын
Actually the right attitude, you can only have positive surprises from then on
@pandroidgaxie
@pandroidgaxie 5 жыл бұрын
She already has a boyfriend, that's why.
@juliahawkins9769
@juliahawkins9769 4 жыл бұрын
I love the “falling out of bed” sight gag.
@JamesLopez_
@JamesLopez_ 2 жыл бұрын
I liked this version of Sebastian. He was mysterious with his delivery.
@DivineSimply
@DivineSimply 5 жыл бұрын
Not one dirty word and he's still hilarious. Can we clone him?
@Kruppt808
@Kruppt808 5 жыл бұрын
There are alot of "clean" comedians that are hilarious.
@A.C31
@A.C31 5 жыл бұрын
Brian Regan
@a.k.4085
@a.k.4085 5 жыл бұрын
@@A.C31 Brian has some of the best sets ever. I know because I watched them over and over and referred them to my friends.
@Mr420Lota
@Mr420Lota 5 жыл бұрын
Love his company to watch with the family specially with kids.👍👍👍👍
@grapefruitm00n
@grapefruitm00n 5 жыл бұрын
Flip side: Just because someone uses "dirty" words doesn't mean they can't be simultaneously funny. It works that way too. EDIT: he does use "dirty" words on occasion.
@Djzen312
@Djzen312 5 жыл бұрын
Omg I’ve been watching him for a while now. He’s hilarious, his Ross description is the best, valid for Marshals. Love it
@lindaclark5911
@lindaclark5911 5 жыл бұрын
Djzen312 filenes basement!
@Djzen312
@Djzen312 5 жыл бұрын
Linda Clark lol omg my old days in Boston
@ericawilliams8164
@ericawilliams8164 5 жыл бұрын
And Burlington
@AD-rp8xw
@AD-rp8xw 4 жыл бұрын
"You got a cinder block on your foot. SOCK IT!" Haha.... brilliant!
@mariaa.5829
@mariaa.5829 3 жыл бұрын
"It's Starbuck's, he ain't goin' nowhere."
@rickrudd
@rickrudd 4 жыл бұрын
Javelin throwing the clothes that don't fit had me cracking up.
@danklei9387
@danklei9387 5 жыл бұрын
"Toes so long they got knuckles on them, you see that?" 😂😂
@christinacope562
@christinacope562 5 жыл бұрын
I see women with feet like that, ain't just the men. "Sock it"🤣
@sylviainman3865
@sylviainman3865 4 жыл бұрын
I try to listen to him everyday after I hear the depressing news! It’s one of the best ways to start your day off laughing!!! Otherwise I would either be mad and disgusted or sad and in tears! Thanks for the laughs!! You’re the best!!
@emilykirkman8468
@emilykirkman8468 4 жыл бұрын
That’s what I’m doing, laughter is good medicine 😊 Actually I try to avoid the news for the most part!!
@joannaedwards6325
@joannaedwards6325 2 жыл бұрын
Sylvia My depression and anxiety disappeared when I STOPPED WATCHING ANY NEWS.
@Remykapel
@Remykapel 2 жыл бұрын
Do your shadow work for your smile. Read Jung. Shrooms. Ayahuasca or/ and DMT. Get your smile back. Choice. For you, by you... Stop avoiding being still and thinking. Meditate. Music (try some mike love). Sun. Fluoride free water...All you need.
@mikefarr612
@mikefarr612 3 жыл бұрын
“I thought I was in downtown Beirut . . . It’s like a bomb went off!” - Well, that aged well
@ephapax1
@ephapax1 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously!
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