Howard Stern "Artie Lange vs Jason Kaplan”

[@Happyboymargarine]

Cabbie-dead Gilbert-thin-dead Saget-normal size-dead Norm -thin except for illness-dead Ralph-thin-dead Cumia - never fat a day -very sick with heart trouble Artie- 300 pounds/heroin/booze/coke/syrup/pancakes-ALIVE- no heart trouble no cancer. Unbreakable

[@johanericsson2403]

Yeah, just a noseless, unhirable freak white-knuckling it from binge to binge, truly a champion

[@stevenharmer864]

Lol I was literally just in the process of making a very similar comment

[@bye4now067]

I think he pickled himself into eternity

[@distanthope9153]

Very true, but once his mother dies its gonna be within a couple years.

[@distanthope9153]

I felt bad for Cumia. He looked so weak and frail. He drinking again too, not as much but still. I hope he stopped that testosterone therapy because I feel that had something to do with his heart attack. That guy has made me laugh more than anyone else.

[@lisabenneett4735]

Artie used a little too much during the break and then had to try and sober up before he came back on air. Probably nodded off for a few minutes..

[@Blue1479758]

You can't sober off of heroin like that. Only time

[@patrickbailey9120]

Artie out lives Ralph. Crazy

[@Bobbaloomis]

Got to keep those sacrifices going

[@mwildthing5525]

And cabbie !!!

[@jeffreygerard8953]

patrickbailey9120 Good-for-nothing Ralph was a junky, strung out on coke, which is a powerful drug. Not crazy at all. When you look like a drug addict you usually are. Ralph could never hide it.

[@tjdalyiv]

But not undeserving

[@awesomecool3280]

And Robin

[@feihcraw]

"just eat it without the syrup!" howard never more annoying than when he's talking about food

[@RB-f]

Nah he’s the most annoying when he tries to do an impression of someone or an accent from a foreign country. Straight up cringe

[@saudasiri6019]

You should hear him when he speaks about politics

[@ellan.124]

that's because he's had an eating disorder for decades that his parents helped along. I, honestly, think it's one of the things him and Beth bonded over without even knowing it. They both have disordered eating still.

[@NothingToPointOut24]

@@saudasiri6019 Imagine the recluse billionaire who never deals with anyone from the public at any time is going to tell me which politician I should vote for.

[@canag0d]

I dunno Woke Wiggy on The View show claiming that he never used racial slurs including the N word has to be the height of annoying. I mean he has to be delusional… We have the recordings of him saying it thousands of times…

[@MrCrispycoyle]

Artie is EXTREMELY high as he’s eating that French toast.

[@tmack11]

I always loved how Artie was shocked people accused him of being on drugs.

[@awesomecool3280]

He would swear on Grandma DiCaprio😂😂😂

[@IAEMThatIAEM]

he is a goof

[@tobysgamingworld1550]

He wasn’t shocked lol. He was a defensive addict. It’s what addicts do. You don’t say “yeah man I’m totally hopelessly addicted right now. Can I get my check?” No you deny deny deny and hope they’re slow enough to believe you.

[@BwInNewJersey]

@@tobysgamingworld1550Im shocked that you believe Artie was shocked when people accused him of being on drugs. Users are acutely aware of people being on to them.

[@tobysgamingworld1550]

@@BwInNewJersey who said I was shocked? lol. I said he wasn’t. I’ve been clean 8 years. You could get caught with a needle in your arm and the first response is almost always “I don’t have a problem you’re overreacting” it’s just part of it. I’m not saying it makes Artie a better or worse person. I don’t know him. I know addiction turns people into liars, cowards and thieves. God willing, they realize nobody likes cowards, liars or thieves and they get help.

[@gregbradshaw7220]

Artie outlived Ralph

[@mattyboyanderson]

And Pat Cooper And Blue Iris (granted they were old af)

[@AlanMichaelJackson]

​@@mattyboyanderson And Norm and Greg Giraldo

[@KeCasgrimola]

It’s a toss up between him and high pitch Eric

[@chrispbacon6810]

And Gilbert and cabbie

[@chrissantos5580]

And bob sagaet

[@steveknick1978]

The point where Artie was going out to score during commercial breaks

[@suzanneearth]

Wow did he??

[@IAEMThatIAEM]

​@@suzanneearththese guys read his book and dont realize artie exaggerated the extent of his drug use.

[@clinteastwood6875]

@@IAEMThatIAEMHow do you know he exaggerated? Like it’s so far fetched an addict with a lot of money couldn’t score in the city. If you’re hooked when it’s time to score…it’s time to score. He probably texted his guy to meet him there.

[@IAEMThatIAEM]

@clinteastwood6875 do you want the full explaination? ok. well. when i overdrank; i hid it from people. meaning... i downplayed my amounts. Losers i went to school with who were drunk off 3 beers claimed at school "we all drank a case a beer a piece this weekend (24 beers)"... 9 times outta ten; these guys used the "omg i was so hammered that i was outta my mind" argument to excuse their bad behavior. i agrue artie was the second type. the "i am superman" argument. a weird way to brag but they do it. so yes. i could make the point further but maybe you get it from that @clinteastwood6875 artie was fat and out of shape and there is NO WAY he could survive more than 2 overdoses. he exaggerated his constitution as a weird way to brag, and excuse his bad behavior

[@adonisllamawut8210]

@@IAEMThatIAEM Agreed. Its like the having fake piss story. Its just obvious he's making up weird shit

[@troyhbk]

Artie 100% was meeting a dealer.

[@ronaldjohnson624]

no doubt, grabbed his food once he was all set, attempting to throw off any suspicion

[@EstherDoyle-i2u]

Yep for sure

[@MrOctober44]

Nope. He doesn't do drugs. Never did.

[@biozio186]

Yup

[@chriscross1424]

He probably hit too much H in the bathroom. He even said himself he “nodded off” on the escalator. He was probably slapping water on his face or drinking coffee to snap out of it before coming back in

[@zleepydude224]

Dude Artie lying at the beginning with that escalator story was so ridiculous. Clearly no one believed him but just played along.

[@joeymims5852]

I thought I had heard or watched every Artie episode, but this was new to me. This was seriously upsetting to listen to. He obviously had just shot up, or sniffed his H since he claims he never shot, which i find hard to believe. But either way, thats clearly what his " losing time, and feeling out of it on the escalator was all about. He had just gotten high, and i found it really hard to listen to everyone joking about it. Either a room full of morons, or a room full of people thinking hes making us money lets laugh and pretend hes not high as a kite. Howard couldnt have been that stupid!!! Really sad imo, and as a former H addict it hits home!

[@DABA2024]

There's a reason Howard edited Artie out of all the classic clips and pretends like he never existed: he feels guilty and knows he used this guy.

[@TheWeightsOver]

​@@DABA2024exactly. It pisses me off there's nothing Artie related ever on the stupid app. Especially because Artie made the show SO much better than it ever was or will be. All because he knows he enabled Artie for profit.

[@TheDreamer1980]

​@@joeymims5852he, wasn't a shooter far as I know, and knowing artie I question just how much heroin he actually did while around the time of the stern show anyway , I think he snorted it occasionally at the most.... Did pills and coke more than heroin

[@joeymims5852]

@@TheDreamer1980 I know he says he never shot it, Im just saying as a former addict, I was scared of needles as most people are. Its very easy to say, and have people believe just because it takes it to another level of humility if you admit to shooting it. But as every H addict knows eventually sniffing it isnt enough and eventually you shoot. So I find him hard to believe that he didnt get to shooting, but who knows. But youre thoughts on how long he was on H, or opiates I believe is way off. You can pretty much clearly know if hes on coke or H by his weight. All his funniest imo years were Heroin. When he was gettingg close to 300 pounds and falling askleep at work. Those were heroin years. Tow3ards the end, and I only think it was the last year he was on the show, is when i believe he got back into. He became unfunny, lost a ton of weight, and got mean a lot of the time, and wouldnt shut up alot of time as well. When he said he was losing all the weight by jet skiing LOL.

[@Ifraneljadida]

Artie really lived that rock star lifestyle. Flying to gigs every weekend, high as a kite making jokes on the Stern show in NYC, more money than he could ever need…. Hedonism personified

[@1984isnotamanual]

And he was miserable too

[@scr00bl0rd5]

“I don’t want to say that I’m an unhealthy person, but I think I have enough episodes for syndication at this point.” That’s a great line.

[@HueyRocks23]

Damn. Even though Sal has said the dumbest things on the show, he nailed it here with how the show was enabling Artie.

[@joeymims5852]

100%! Sal seemed to be the only one talking common sense. Everyone else basically lying through theyre teeth, or too scared to tell the truth. Sal just played dumb for the show. I think hes actually a pretty smart guy.

[@fanda6122]

norm said the same thing howard forced him to grovel and apologize on the show

[@shannonspence4725]

I think it saved him tbh

[@johanericsson2403]

@@joeymims5852 LOL. No, he's not.

[@HybridBlueDream]

Eh that’s one critique of Howard I disagree with. Enabling would mean assisting the addict with their habit. By giving them money or drugs or a place to stay while they’re using etc. Nobody forced Artie to use drugs and then tell the tales on the air. Nobody forced him to be open about his struggles. Sure maybe it could have been insisted since Howard loved talking about personal problems on air but overall nobody enabled him or encouraged him to do anything but get help and get better.

[@mcjyd]

Howard pretending Artie isn’t completed f’d on H during this period of the show still amazes me to this day..

[@jackforseti224]

Sad when they talk about Artie's tragedy towards the end and now they never mention him on the show at all.

[@randommanwill802]

1:06:25 If you want to get to the actual fight between Artie and Jason.

[@seanbates282]

Thanks Dude 👌🏾

[@megatherion2695]

Finally, a comment worth shitting on

[@TFLN]

Artie had the best job and blew it every morning. A true loser

[@optimisticcosmic]

That doesn't make sense considering he got that job by acting like this. Howard loved screw ups.

[@TFLN]

@@optimisticcosmicwhat’s he up to today?

[@optimisticcosmic]

@@TFLN Everyone's dream, NOTHING.

[@Buckets50]

I love all the guys on the wrap up show trying to protect Artie haha

[@BottomlessBen]

Jason’s the absolute worst…

[@peteparker22]

Except he happened to be right during this discussion

[@buyerofsorts]

But he nailed Artie.

[@pji1979]

​@@peteparker22He can be right AND the worst. The two aren't mutually exclusive.

[@peteparker22]

@@pji1979 honestly I'd rather have Jason on the air then half the new people they use now

[@Frank-pc2rs]

Weaselly little J.

[@BwInNewJersey]

Artie was scoring. You dont miss opportunities that may not available later. Dealers are the least reliable people on earth. Ive heard lol

[@TheDreamer1980]

Addicts generally don't put up with people that are always late and have little patience with people but they will stick with an always late dealer for years if the gear is good...and god don't dealers love to make you wait, . Most are on power trips

[@1984isnotamanual]

@@TheDreamer1980see that’s why if I became a dealer I’d always be on time and all that, good customer services means more business.

[@killustrator]

The enabling going on… oh my god. Fred, Gary, Howard, John, Benjy all making excuses and blaming his being overweight for passing out on the air and disappearing during the show

[@ellan.124]

It's so dumb too because even they know they're lying and trying to cover up for him just to keep on Artie's good side and cover for the fact Howard is letting a drug addict continue to use on his how. Just shameful stuff.

[@NothingToPointOut24]

You have to care about a person to enable them. And in hindsight, none of em ever truly cared about Artie IMO. They just all knew he was great material for the show. What they are doing here is towing the "company" line with him. Artie didnt care if some backroom nobody like Jason or Sal brought up his addiction. He would've cared if any of the top guys did though which is why the Gary fights were always the most real. Once Gary started going into Artie's addictions, things turned real sour with their relationship. But Artie would've either fell in a much bigger depression or left the show altogether if it was someone whose opinion he cared about. And if you get rid of Artie at the height of his addiction, the show loses as many viewers in 2007 or 2008 as they did when he finally left at the end of 09. That would've looked a lot worse for Stern a year or two into his Sirius run

[@killustrator]

@@NothingToPointOut24 this is literally a video detailing Artie going after Jason for bringing up his drug addiction

[@NothingToPointOut24]

@@killustrator But he didnt really give a shit about Jason. He threw shit at Sal, do you think he ever cared about him? Sometimes you fight with people who you just dont like.

[@NothingToPointOut24]

@@killustrator He fought with Will the same way, then later said that he doesnt care about Will. Artie didnt care about many people during these years but he wasnt going to just sit back and be called out. Jason was just of big an addict as Artie was. But his addiciton I guess was acceptable to society

[@davec.3129]

Introduction of in my opinion a phoney like Jon Hein is when the show began to "Jump The Shark". Love how he used to act like a call had been dropped to silence someone then play it off. Howard Jr

[@Gardenhoser86]

We should’ve gotten the Hein hang-up clicker hand cam 👍🏻

[@Michael-rv5ib]

Ralph’s call here around an hour in is why I never hated him. He leaned into the asshole persona for the show, but there are calls like this where he’s a genuine dude and makes great points.

[@Triumph865]

i want you to go to jail for this.

[@benlee7864]

​@@Triumph865 lmao

[@WillyTheComposerOfficial]

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?

[@ElectricTiki74]

Only Howard would say French Toast is so good ….. without syrup.

[@BorisBoris-sl1sf]

I would say it too.

[@mooneulogy8717]

Cool mask.

[@Lurker1222]

My god they were so scared of upsetting Howard that they couldn't just say the obvious. Sal was on the right track and HE couldn't even follow through with it.

[@BorisBoris-sl1sf]

Yeah, it's like it's the Howard Stern show or something. It's like he's the boss, crazy.

[@insert_clever_name_here]

"That Stupid Old Goat" 1:55 Pure Gold

[@bhall4996]

Arti was like, dam it Flacco, hurry up- Im supposed to be on air! You said 10 minutes

[@WillyTheComposerOfficial]

Lol Flacco

[@morganjr1977]

I love Artie, but if you read Crash and Burn, he was scoring H.

[@dissraps]

"I have a gravely voice and almost fell asleep on an escalator and have no idea what time it is. I'm not using heroin that does exactly that tho" lmao Then goes on to explain the complete wrong way to use Subutex (as he does every time he talks about it) lmao "if you're addicted to opiates run out and get it and learn to use it properly" - guy constantly using it wrong abusing it

[@Vub.]

That's just how it is you can't admit when your actively in addiction. Only after.

[@JohnSmith-tk7nt]

​@@Vub.Ya but I went through this shit with friends too. They may not be able to admit it but you don't have to accept their bullshit lying all day either. Artie definitely left in the middle of the show to get drugs. I literally have no doubt

[@bb-gc2tx]

he also adds side stories to try and change subject.

[@Alan-ii9te]

Artie should have never aired his private life on this show. Stern doesnt so why did artie. Artie was too good for this show.

[@jeffreygerard8953]

Artie sucked bad. Liars aren’t too good for this show. He wasn’t good enough.

[@realranger6297]

Hes a compulsive habituale liar and a self destructive addict. He aired his private life as a cry for help. Hes a tragic figure but certainly not too good for the show.

[@brooke8567]

Artie sucked!!

[@1984isnotamanual]

Stern definitely talked about his private life. Artie shouldnt have brought up the heroin addiction and he himself said he regret bringing it up.

[@HeilwoodBeagles]

I think that Artie was awesome but his addiction is had full control by the time he tried to kill himself and was let go. Rightfully so. No one at that point could help Artie but Artie. I think he had to leave the spotlight to get healthy. I hope that he is doing well.

[@BigBoss-zi5ss]

RIP Crazy Alice

[@Victory1507ci]

5:00- wiggy isn’t familiar with the building. Wonder why?

[@suzanneearth]

I don’t know why people like you think that it is so funny to call him that. When the same joke is repeated over and over, it just isn’t funny. Have you ever been to that building? I used to work in that building and it is huge. There are multiple ways to get in and out. the train station is connected and you have to go all the way down to the street level to get to Café Metro. It isn’t like they just go down the hall and go to the elevator and they’re at the street. It’s complicated. There are 1 million different ways to get in and out.

[@msw8966]

​@@suzanneearth So what's the excuse of Howard not being able to find his apartment from the studio? Your not amusing either miss know it all. So mind your own business.

[@suzanneearth]

@@msw8966Why are you so hostile? If you want to live in a world where people mind their own business, you might want to get off of social media and get your grammar in order. Who cares if he can’t find his apartment? Why are you even listening to these clips when you clearly don’t like Howard Stern? I am genuinely curious. My comment wasn’t even directed you and yet you’re telling me what to do, while ironically not mind YOUR own business.😂😂 It’s YOU’RE, not your. I’m not sure why you’re so upset about me pointing out very basic information about this building but I hope someone gives you a hug today. Genuinely.

[@felyxmillicent6538]

Wigward lives in his own world.

[@MidwestFarmToys]

@@suzanneearthwiggy is too cool to know the building layout.

[@BCA_Cuts]

Dang Iv never heard this, thank you. Artie was a terrible liar. You can hear it in his voice even he is ripped. Howard and Robin were as much to blame as anyone

[@joeymims5852]

Yeah Im a huge fan of the Artie era, only time I listened to the show, cause i loved Artie. Never heard or saw this either. Its really ridiculous how nieve all of them acted. Artie even used the term nodded out to describe what happened on the escalator or whatever. He was 100% using Heroin or whatever opiate he was on. As a former addict, I can almost guarantee you he had just shot up, or snorted, since he "claims" he never shot it. He was feeling the rush on the escalator which was why he almost passed out, no other option or story! For everyone to joke about it and blame it on food or diabetes was just honestly cringe to listen to, especially knowing the outcome in the end. if they truly cared about him, they wouldnt have made it into a bit, but made him get help or leave the show.

[@itsallisonbitch]

Yeah Artie's life long addiction was not Howard and Robins problem

[@bb-gc2tx]

he used a typical addict tactic adding numerous side storys to get people off subject they were originally talking about

[@ellan.124]

@@joeymims5852 They were worse than naive. Howard knew but didn't want to admit it to anyone because he knew Artie was so great on the show, and he got a lot of material out of it. I mean, I'm sure there was a level of affection there too, but admitting it would mean he was enabling and open him up to lawsuits (in his own messed up mind that became obsessed with the thought of people suing him) but listening back is cringy because Fred and Howard will out-right attack Robin for thinking something is off with him like... they really didn't GAF. As long as the show was good - Howard and his little lapdog Fred don't care.

[@joeymims5852]

@@ellan.124 I agree with everything you said except about Fred. Fred ALWAYS had Arties back whether it was about drugs or any other topic. If you listen he defended Artie on every topic, to the point it was really odd to me, but I think Fred really loved and respected Artie. Howards a dif story and I think you said it all perfectly as far as he was concerned!

[@skelter1153]

"The Wrap Up Show" was intolerable. So CORNY and unnecessary.

[@1984isnotamanual]

You are a fool for saying that. Soooo many great bits, usually staff fights, started on that show.

[@evieearley7341]

Why are there TONS of things cut out?!! One minute everyone’s talking about one thing and then the next it’s either dead air or it’s hopped to a new segment! So frustrating!

[@ribbs13]

Arties French toast sounds extraordinary! Yum yum! Thanks for no ads great audio!

[@sup8857]

Ralphs dead. Artie won.

[@oxysz]

Hahahaha nodding out on an escalator on the way to get French toast . Insane 😂

[@josechavez8636]

Artie was on his nod lol , no biggie

[@TheCmascagni]

He was great on it.

[@khylelewis]

1:04:44 Ralph, "You can't help somebody that can't help themselves." If only he had taken his own advice :/

[@Patriots-Inc.1776]

Artie was nodding off on the escalator. Been there, done that. I’m 11 years clean now!

[@X-Scorpio-33]

How?

[@ultimateshield79]

Goo fu yoo.

[@Blackjackdime]

Day at a time brother, almost 4 years here

[@1984isnotamanual]

Want some smack and ruin it all? Jk, good job dude.

[@shpidermonky6443]

How does Sal sound the most mature and understanding in the wrap up show lol

[@nathanwoodcockn7184]

Artie is so high in that segment, 100 %

[@lorenzoaramirez3915]

Artie on K-Rock was amazing. Great addition to the show. Unfortunately, he went downhill when they moved to satellite. He was agitated a lot. Picked fights with everyone and kept missing shows constantly.

[@Lionel-q5v]

2003 was the best year with Artie

[@SopranosFan57]

The WUS is horrible

[@SirBallsDeepOfHouseManthrust]

The Wrap Up show led to some of the shows best moments.

[@S7232S]

I agree it led to good moments but it's still painful to fight through to get the context of what is about to go down. Artie absolutely hit it on the head with the "lies about everything" saga.

[@SirBallsDeepOfHouseManthrust]

@@S7232S It’s weird, it seems like everyone universally hates it, but I enjoy it most of the time, I’m definitely in the minority though.

[@Gardenhoser86]

It was where the staffers could actually have a singular testicle as opposed to none on THSS

[@Wretchedhorror94801]

What the WUS became was terrible. What it was in its prime was pure gold

[@optimisticcosmic]

Howard is exhausted after sitting in a chair talking for 4 hours (minus commercial breaks).

[@RandyBoBandy.]

Artie clearly said he nodded out on escalator but gets offended that people know he’s on H.

[@chrisdraughn5941]

0:25 “He’s a heroine addict”

[@TheCmascagni]

Howard’s best delivery 😂

[@prosandconsfilms6933]

Pelican is reluctant to play the Baldwin clip because he thought that'd hurt his reputation in Hollywood; notice how much he bends over backwards not to play it...

[@yungc2impress]

Artie saying they made my mom cried wow with his action

[@willkelly8315]

Fred was absolutely right that Artie went to meet his dealer and score, but he didn’t press it out of politeness to Artie

[@carter4597]

I love everyone in the wrap up show calling out Gary when he tries to brown nose Howard

[@fraiser3330]

Drug deal showed up late! Lol 😂 “Blacked out”

[@clintrenicker5017]

How many Hawaiian punches? "3" lmao

[@TrainerCTZ]

1:24:19 All hail Subutex. Artie should have made that call. -All the satisfaction, none of the devastation: Subutex

[@4D4plus4is4D8]

Howard always said "Artie, you don't have to lie to me." But I wonder how they'd have reacted if Artie came into the studio and said "I'm off the wagon and I just snorted some heroin so I could get through the morning."

[@devadasn]

Anyone know where I can find the clip they are talking about of Artie getting mad at stuttering John?

[@uggggggghhhhh]

Artie nodding off on the escalator lmfao

[@ralphgoodwin7768]

This got cut off way too fast. It sounded like there was more to come

[@tomfrommaine]

ARTIE GOING OUT TRYING TO HOOK UP WITH HIS DRUG DEALER 😂

[@billb.2673]

Jon Hein saying he was predisposed to diabetes. The same dope that eats Big Macs for breakfast.

[@KD_1989]

Artie says he eats a lot of salad like that’s healthy cause you know the lettuce is sitting in a bowlful of ranch dressing.

[@howdareyou41]

1:11:43 yeah I'm sure his mom was concerned about what Jason said and not because of Artie's behaviour. He put that poor woman though hell.

[@redrocks1983]

Crazy Alice is a top 5 wack-packer and the number 1 female. Love her.

[@barrelrolltoday6051]

Rest in Peace

[@braxterfittings3976]

Didn’t he eventually say in one of his books he went to the lobby to cop?

[@josephgillespie7298]

Peak show…just listening to him eat is the greatest.

[@eddiepaz3344]

Everyone with the Artie outlives Ralph🙄 did everyone forget that Ralph was a junkie as well??

[@BoOgEdYmAn]

Nobody cared and rightfully so. Worm food is the best contribution he's ever made

[@1446kevdog]

The wrap up show: where Gary DOES NOT stop talking…

[@WillyTheComposerOfficial]

53:16 Sal accidentally spoke the truth about the boss.. tried to walk it back but he was too correct to do so

[@simonscott1121]

He was either scoring, or he was nodding and decided to get food.

[@camdensworld0516]

Artie was literally begging to go to rehab. Pretty sad.

[@ellan.124]

lol no he wasn't. His sister tried to get him to go, but he only relented and went to a wellness spa that he checked out of. He wanted to be fired so leaving the show wasn't his fault, and he could be bitter about it and not blame himself. You can't make someone go to rehab. They literally told him over and over again that he should go to rehab, and they would welcome him back.

[@UlyssesDriver]

@@ellan.124spazzy

[@Machiave11i]

Then he should have gone. You're acting like someone was preventing him from going.

[@James-ke4gq]

Idk why but arties plight with food and drugs are like bedtime stories for me. They just calm me down. It reminds me there’s humans just as and also wayyyy more fucked up than me lol.

[@seanbates282]

Artie calling barry bonds a liar is priceless 😅😅😅

[@RippyClippy]

1:18:41 Howard Transforms into Ray

[@artfuldodger0870]

this is good shit

[@chrisfox2211]

Sal’s an idiot, but he was 💯 right this time

[@Flowing23]

Looking back on it, you know, what a pathetic bunch of people

[@tomfrommaine]

Artie definitely meeting someone for something lol 😂😂

[@chrismcdevitt7814]

My mother called me crying about what was said on the wrap up show. Then go to rehab and get off drugs.

[@canag0d]

That first story of Artie being late during a break and it’s because he was light headed and almost passed out? That is pure BS. When Artie (like most people) tell the truth they are a lot more to the point. When you’re lying you add in so many little extra details that really aren’t relevant to the story. Also… The reason why Artie had to go get his own lunch is because he can smoke on the way.

[@SEMINOLEsq.]

Anybody know the date of this?

[@fringestream990]

Artie says Barry Bonds hit 740 home run, that was like may 11 2007

[@chrisdraughn5941]

April 18, 2008

[@BrownEyez411]

DAMN YOU TO HELLLL ARTIE!!!! hi Fred

[@OHGEEH]

Gary was one of the biggest snakes when it came to Artie in my opinion. Idk why anyone thinks he was a good friend in any way. He would totally pile on knowing the dude was a struggling junkie.

[@jeffreygerard8953]

Artie took some below the belt shots at Gary and nobody except you blames Gary for sticking it to Artie any time he could.

[@realranger6297]

People who take you to task for your addictions are better friends than those who do not.

[@WillyTheComposerOfficial]

Just like Jason, I’m caught in Artie’s WEB OF LIES

[@ChristopherIanMacfarlane]

You know Artie instantly regretted that "almost passed out" lie, because it snowballed immediately. Chris Kanyon also ended up committing suicide a few months after Artie's attempt in 2010.

[@JohnSmith-tk7nt]

Totally. When I first heard this clip I actually tended to believe Artie but in retrospect its so obvious he's lying. He's changing his story mid sentence

[@CelestialWoodway]

They should have given him a random drug test, and if/when he failed,force him to go to the company paid for rehab.

[@1995abv]

Nodding out 😂😂😂😂

[@frankieui5161]

Dam Artie is High on H on this one .

[@thejackeboy]

I have no idea what's wrong with Artie 😂

[@dingusbro925]

It is so obvious at Arte came late cause he was waiting for is heroin dealer downstairs.He bought food too just to have an excuse

[@Buckets50]

@@dingusbro925 eh it’s more likely that he was just snorting some that he already had and then nodded off on the escalator

[@RockyStatue]

Gary and Howard were in full out denial..but even if they gave Artie a year off from the show for rehab, Artie would’ve never changed. He would’ve just left the show and went back in the road. Nothing would’ve changed. Artie didn’t finally get clean over a decade after this clip.

[@patrickkelly9792]

I love arties defensive insult comedy whenever he is confronted about his blatant drug use. Such a loser

[@DanWilan]

2:50 Artie such a hypocrite complainin about Richard's sanitation issues and was callin for human resources and stuff and at the same time he does this.. you could surely see he was jealous of Richard's comedy

[@patrickgill7543]

This got me to hit subscribe

[@BwInNewJersey]

Is there any way Will wasn’t cheating on his gf-wife? ‘Go there’ lol

[@Savebabygorilla]

Haha Howard saying it’s too soon to make Virginia tech jokes when he was literally making columbine jokes and prank calls the day after it happened

[@patrickl4669]

You won't hear those on Howard 101 nowadays lol

[@AndyVegasX]

What year was this?

[@nimo517]

4:00 heroin dealer Fell asleep in bathroom

[@toaster816]

I went down to get French toast.

[@cmpc724]

Whatever Artie was up to, was it not a bit irresponsible to declare where the staff went for lunch 😂 Surely they wouldn’t be able to go without fans swarming them?

[@brianwhitaker2357]

It's funny how easy it is to tell when he is lying. The whole escalator passing out bs was terribly obvious.