Howard Stern Does The Cringiest Interview Ever With Machine Gun Kelly

Howard Stern interviews Machine Gun Kelly

[@captaindave90]

"guy did ayahuasca with Megan Fox and managed to have a boring story to tell" had me dead

[@booognish]

Imagine if it was like, “her two awesome tits turned into massive planets, and I was titty fucking her, and my dick turned into a spaceship blasting off, I shot a glowing load and we painted starry night together on her chest”. Now that’d be a cool story.

[@kevinfernandes1882]

I could imagine that after fox becomes your wife the magical romantic honeymoon phase passes and she starts nagging you with that whiny voice telling you to wash your shirt and pick your socks up empty the dishwasher and so on. When you live alone you don't have to deal with that thank GOD.

[@zvz5823]

@@kevinfernandes1882 lmao

[@AMARTmtz]

I bet she give crazy brain tho

[@manijohal]

@@AMARTmtz true, she looks like she’s had enough practice, she probably get a diploma from college for that ish, lol

[@jasoncoward-aintscared]

Even Kelly's band mate's are like, "We're not friends, I just work here."

[@WheresMyInhaler]

Zoom

[@itchydupa2828]

"There was this one lifetime that on the third night i lived three lifetimes. The 2nd lifetime that I lived in this trip on the third night..." What a talented great communicator

[@icorrectly]

"temp work."

[@nsny24]

Was there a lifetime where MGK could actually sing Aerials?

[@adriennem3168]

🤣

[@kurtsteven6228]

Haha

[@BVonBuescher]

Yea… it was the timeline where he was born in Armenia, and moved to Glendale, CA after Cenk’s family tried to remove MGC’s people from the planet. Only when he had the chance to sing the song and finally meet his destiny, he decided to go on the Young Turks for an interview about his musical skills. The problem was it was a set up. Check wanted to settle the score. Unfortunately, Kelly never made it out of that studio , after murdering him, they desecrated his body with both of them performing unspeakable acts on it. Then they cut MGK frail body into pieces and ate him in a gyro!!

[@mofishin2648]

LOL was so awful at least he was smart enough to not do his own horrible music

[@besacho1808]

I would there isn’t a lifetime at all where tries to perform aerials

[@123612100]

This is my third lifetime and I'm watching this video through the crystal.

[@IdwarfRedwoods]

Just started video, can’t wait to get this

[@Shnapper]

Ha what a loser I’m already on my 29th lifetime, step it up

[@TheCollapse410]

And he's lying really lol. Trips aren't well. Crafted stories with meaning hidden inside em. That's lame AF. Don't happen. Ur mind is wicked and going down BUT yet somehow crafting complex stories at the same time lmao.

[@jamesteegardner2273]

How did he not crack up when he actually said "I lived 3 lifetimes?" Oh my God if Artie was only there to tear that in half!

[@cadegarrettmusic]

Imagine Artie just snoring in the background 😂

[@spamrice9914]

I'm 34 and my mother listens to Howard Stern still. That's his audience, old retirees.

[@bruceleehee9267]

How old is your moms , 86 ?

[@josephfischer7623]

@@bruceleehee9267 86? That’s wild lol

[@rickross9829]

I am guessing his mom is between the ages of 60-75

[@Phuckhead]

​@@bruceleehee9267 shes not 86 dickwad.. she 109

[@howaboutsomesoyfood]

@@bruceleehee9267 that would mean his mom was 52 when he was born, so no.

[@bruceleehee9267]

Singing with a smoke in his hand . So hard core 🥴

[@vapinggranny2474]

Bro started smoking bogies to be cool at like 30

[@HiGlowie]

@@vapinggranny2474right? I wish I didn’t smoke lol

[@Ken-hw4fr]

@bruceleehee9267 he's the modern day Kurt Cobain

[@garkeinem]

​@@Ken-hw4frno

[@CantTellYou]

@@Ken-hw4fr Hopefully…

[@TheLiveSquad]

is crazy how MGK is like a seth macfarlane character of a over simplified pop star

[@ermias2782]

*caricature not character

[@ermias2782]

Inb4 he did mean character

[@TheLiveSquad]

@@ermias2782 nope character

[@dillonmaclennan1261]

Lol so true

[@turtleanton6539]

Yeeeh😂

[@Rocko1990]

You forgot to mention how MGK did the edgy/super-cool (but mega-douchey) stunt at the end where he tries to chase & catch the secondhand smoke from his cigarette 🚬

[@hestermofet6350]

Oh jeeezusss....🤦🏼‍♀️

[@raynjpg]

do you mean he did a ghost? (fill mouth with smoke, exhale and inhale it) yeah flexing that shit is dumb

[@Rocko1990]

@@raynjpg sorta like a ghost, but even gayer cause he tried to chase it. Wonder how many times he practiced that in the mirror

[@Restrodsworth]

It’s considerably gayer with cigarette smoke 😂

[@aceattorneygeneral3922]

@@Rocko1990 lol hahahaha

[@booognish]

It’s actually amazing that Howard somehow has maintained his platform on the level he has, he’s been irrelevant for over a decade. Selling out and going mainstream TV, borderline becoming the antithesis of everything he used to stand for. He’s still a legend, but only for his much earlier days. Plus the entire landscape is basically over saturated with funnier more interesting characters, to where nothing makes him stand out at this point, except how much of a fall he’s had from the position he used to hold

[@DeathmetalPersian]

​@Brandocious he got gas lit by his therapist into changing his life for the better. He basically got indoctrinated into a self help cult that helped him cope with being a manipulative narcissist.

[@lax6719]

@@DeathmetalPersian interesting

[@ValiantKnight7983]

he's also a really, really, REALLY terrible interviewer.

[@ianmay9372]

And a creep.

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

Idk how tf outa all the people who have been canceled Stern isn't one of them dude was so rapey back in the day

[@kristatacker6138]

Mgk gives me the same feeling Michael Scott does just that second hand embarrassment you want to protect him from himself lol

[@drewmena8194]

Yo dawg I lived 1,000 lifetimes in the third day of the third lifetime I was living … I turned into a bowl and was wearing a crystal. Everything is love brah

[@zachosborne6577]

“On the 3rd night, I loved 3 lifetimes” this guy

[@brianviera9539]

Liars always fuck themselves up by spinning needlessly elaborate details.

[@rootfish2671]

And all three lives were boring AF

[@theGazer0]

@@rootfish2671nigga said he was a beggar begging for change with a crystal

[@Fred3209]

What's funny is that Stern used to talk so much crap about podcasters recording in their basement. And now his whole show is run in his house

[@crispeggies]

i sound better singing aerials in my shower than MGK did on stage

[@willlastnameguy8329]

He's doing songs by people who have really unique voices. If your own voice is at least passable, that's fine. If you sound like MGK, you really have to stick to your own material.

[@SpeedBoost]

That entire anecdote by this Kelly guy sounded exactly like dialogue from Steve Martin's The Jerk. It's almost directly from that scene where Steve Martin is explaining to his new girlfriend how the first week that they've spent together have felt like six months, and he then painstakingly goes through each day and starts allocating a random number of days and weeks to each day of the week, like ... "The third day, well that felt like 3 weeks, and the fourth day that felt like two months and three weeks, and the fifth day ... well that felt like a normal day, but the six day that felt like three months and two weeks, etc.". You know you're a lost cause when you are accidentally talking exactly like Steve Martin's The Jerk character.

[@tianna1116]

I’ve never seen that movie and yet this reference is still funny to me, now I feel like I need to watch it

[@alexandermendez4653]

​@tianna1116 did you watch it? It's a great one

[@codychapman7342]

He sounds like any random person at a karaoke bar

[@dimethedude]

Opie and Anthony may have imploded But at least they didn’t go the Howard route

[@shaunandrews6313]

Opie did exactly that lol

[@fouronesix8294]

@@shaunandrews6313 true lol opie is just a sad human being at this point

[@chriskolb3105]

Anthony is still funny as hell.

[@TheSands83]

Anthony’s show is still great especially with Gavin on

[@MrDigimal]

You give such a normal person response to all these fools. Love your vids. No sycofant bias. Just straight talk. Fair play bro

[@Joe45-91]

That cover was amazing. He managed to take everything that made that song interesting or memorable and fucking axed it to death with his monotone vocal fry 😂🤣😵

[@snooganslestat2030]

Yep it was worse than i expected.

[@marxtheidoloftheidle5591]

However Stern went from rebel to shill as fast as anyone I can think of

[@JonGuinn1]

"There was this one lifetime, on the third night I lived three lifetimes. In the first lifetime I stared in a lifetime movie where I went to prison and did life for three lifetimes. It was the best life of my lifetime."

[@tianna1116]

Haha!

[@susanneacosta2966]

Lol at both covers. Howard Stern was over there sounding like Dr. Phil talking about MGK's daddy issues.

[@briantneary2248]

I'm 39 and have been listening to Howard most of my life. One thing you're missing for sure is if one of his guests is a hot woman or banging a hot woman, they get a pass. Lol

[@kurtsteven6228]

All his band mates are tired of his 2nd lifetime story. Their eyes say it all. I’m sure they’re all thinking. Ughhhh here we go again!

[@fouronesix8294]

That's exactly what I was thinking lol

[@mkrcivoj]

Howard is definitely out of touch with what's hip these days but he's a more thoughtful interviewer now. Surprised Robin didn't call out Howard. He is trying to bring in younger audiences but most of his fans are Gen Xers. Howard did used to experiment in college but his been most straight laced.

[@novai6554]

Everyone "experiments a bit in college" hes just fake and if he actually developed as a person his show would suffer

[@9FisterSpit9]

"Their was this lifetime, where I lived three lifetimes." Michael Jordan - "Stop, get some help."

[@haveagreatday6952]

“Emo-rock stuff” Which he only transitioned after being laughed out of the hip-hop sphere. He’s currently working on being laughed out of the “emo-rock stuff” sphere

[@TheComedyShaman]

Bro I want you to know this is the BEST take on Howard I've heard pertaining to modern day, bar none. Im including Cumia's interpretation. You're a baller of a commentator bro.

[@DomozoveoGZ]

This interview seems like the perfect cure for insomnia

[@coltglass1270]

When you have a life changing moment that’s so sacred you go on a talk show about it 😂 real sacred

[@BrooksDunn]

It’s like when people do good deeds just to put them online for praise.

[@chaselepard]

He couldn't even wait until the song ended to smoke his cigarette. That's how you can tell someone is rock and roll. 😂

[@jakesmet9426]

To me, those two covers sounded like that cuz they're trying to sing outside they're full voice range...it would have made more sense to transpose to a lower/more familiar key signature, switch to falsetto, or just ABANDON ALL HOPE lol

[@hestermofet6350]

Abandon all hope! Those renditions were worse than karaoke nite at a mental home. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@jjeffjames4953]

He’s smoking a cigarette while he’s performing pretending he’s post Malone

[@Loonimous]

Kurt Cobain did it before post

[@8bitakvids]

Keep it up with the Stern content haha I love this fuckin channel!

[@johnmchugh8049]

They could collaborate and do an album “kings at cringe” like skarhead’s “kings at crime” 😂

[@thequinn8737]

4:33 had me dyin 💀

[@KaoticReach1999]

'I know one person atleast enjoyed it' *Cut to Stern* LMAO

[@Shellybelly778]

Celebrities very rarely came on Howards show in the past, they didn't want to deal with the uncomfortable questions.

[@rootfish2671]

They knew Howard would tear them apart back then

[@RJSerrano21]

Howard did drugs in college hes mentioned lsd, pot and quaaludes. and i guess to people who have never had an extreme psycheadelic experience what he says might sound "cringey." but if you've ever "entered the void" you"d understand that... We don't know anything about reality except for our filtered perception of it. this extreme experience is what made me get off a 7 year hard drug habit.

[@RJSerrano21]

also did experience the multiple lifetimes thing, i guess its a common thing idk

[@JohnSmith-ds7oi]

Do you like Ellen and Oprah now too?

[@Mfields4517]

Howard shit on robin for doing Ayuahasca.. that was well after his college days, jason

[@varvarvarvarvarvar]

Torture is an extreme experience too. I don't need to experience my genitals being mutilated and having my fingers beaten with a sledgehammer to understand not fully grasping reality. I don't know, maybe someone needs this kind of stuff to grow up, whatever.

[@cannabislife1688]

@@varvarvarvarvarvar Nah bruh, it’s only white people that think they are “ making break throughs in the universe “ etc when on acid thats why I stop doing drugs with white folks they too hippie

[@jenniferocious480]

Well, MGK, on the second night of my FIVE lifetimes, I was transitioning between the second and third life when God stopped time and we talked for at least four lifetimes (but you couldn’t tell because it was a God-stop of time)…beat that!😂😂😂

[@79obrien]

They should rename the Howard stern show to the "Night time show with Jimmy Stern"

[@vickielawson3114]

Stop saying “cringey”. The real word is “cringeworthy”. Cringey makes people sound like a stupid teenager.

[@scottkasper6378]

This was your most hilarious commentary dude. It was like the voice in my head came thru KZbin.

[@Sour_Ink]

Singing with a lit cigarette just feels like such a red flag. He trys so dam hard

[@thatmovieguy7778]

"Oh Howard you're crazy for this one" 😂 if you know you know

[@shanebist]

I know because I am also ghey

[@jeremygunther9403]

I simply cannot live with the fact that Howard Stern sat there and treated Machine Gun Kelly with more respect than he did Pete Townshend.

[@trueromani7262]

we got budget diesel patches here

[@Ohhhmyyyygaawwd]

Where's Gilbert Gottfried when you need him?

[@danksidoodles]

this kid was from the hood, legit rap guy... LOL

[@Brian-nw3ey]

Machine gun Kelly staring off into the distance, using a fake deep voice, and talking in this pseudo intellectual cadence has me dying laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭 *bomb effect* WHAT THE FUUUUCK🤣

[@richboyprado]

The Puddle of mudd clip 😂!

[@MZK485]

The commentary you do during this had me cracking up. “Like what life is he on??..” good shit bro

[@theghostnextdoor]

😂😂 your commentary is hilarious

[@rinnypink]

I think the majority of his fans are Gen X and elder millennials, not Boomers. He's a boomer but his fanbase was younger.

[@zachary_attackery]

Stern isn't really "straight edge". He still drinks and smokes pot. He did acid when he was a teenager and it freaked him out, he wrote about it in one of his book

[@TheBlueSnake]

I absolutely love your content, I'm so glad I randomly stumbled upon ur channel.

[@TheChadTI]

Holy shit. This is FACINATING. The difference in Howard (as you pointed out) Why is kissing MGK's ass anyway. The whole thing is just fucking weird.

[@word2urllama817]

I think howard has just aged.

[@Vercingetorix.Fantasia]

Howard, even Mike Tyson, show that long term therapy is great, until you start thinking your the therapist

[@CrustyUgg]

I went to Mexico and smoked toad which was absolutely amazing. Then we took ibogaine and drank Ayahuasca. Also, I don't think these stories would be interesting to anyone except the person who's experienced the trip for themselves bc it's really hard to explain your trips to others. Maybe it's a bit easier to explain to others who have done aya and toad or ibogaine but if the person hadn't even done hallucinogens then they'll never understand

[@r-pupz7032]

Yeah I learnt pretty quick that a) no one cares and b) me trying to explain it just devalued an intensely personal experience as I just ended up waffling and internally cringing at something that really did have a profound effect on myself as I'm really bad with words at the best of times...

[@Dmnthygtshlds2]

“In a shenshe you’re looking for love from your father and in a way you want love from your mother”

[@DrinkBeers]

Dude the new show formula drives me crazy. It’s like he’s trying to change his legacy as FAST as possible and that’s the only reason he’s still on air. He wants to be remembered as (The best interviewer of all time) something different than the shock jock. He acts like a completely different person.

[@kainoa7585]

Bro that puddle of mud cover was horrid

[@Rocko1990]

All the way thru too

[@JohnBaumgartner-jp4ep]

When MGK says "I've already lived 3 lives" I just lost it!

[@lastnamefirst4035]

Megan Fox was on Jimmy Kimmel and started talking about her trip and Kimmel seemingly didn't want to hear it bc he changed the topic real quick

[@ianalderson9602]

Is it not "cringie" trying to make money off someone else's name?

[@salteadog33]

No that’s business

[@drewmena8194]

Howard is woke as a joke. Makes sense he’s Ethan Kleins hero

[@nemo1716]

Hearing Fred refer to ayahuasca as "turpentine laced with bee shit" has completely flipped my opinion of him. How ignorant, I feel bad for Robin.

[@noisemagician]

As much as I dislike Machine Gun Kelly, you are stretching harder than Mr. Fantastic in this episode.

[@georgezimmerman3334]

So you're saying you love howie

[@noisemagician]

@@georgezimmerman3334 I have only seen a few interviews. Not enough to form an opinion, either way. He has been doing it for ages, so there is a level of respect you earn when you are still somewhat relevant after all these years.

[@cynicalsandw_o]

What did he stretch ?

[@noisemagician]

@@cynicalsandw_o Making an episode about basically nothing, a non-event.

[@jenniferocious480]

@@noisemagician Howard Stern is relevant? I didn’t know he still had a show until I saw this😂

[@MrVideoScape]

In my third lifetime on the 3rd night I was a neurologist with one arm that farts crystals everytime i operate a forklift.

[@shoejoe3518]

Honestly, I prefer the new Howard Stern to the old

[@solidrock6524]

Eminem made people forget that Machine Gun Kelly was a rapper

[@CMike44]

Are you recording this voiceover in a library

[@Aguzman0077]

Howard doing the same show he did in the early 2000’s would be cringe. He evolved and is still a great interviewer. If it wasn’t for Howard nobody would be doing podcasts.

[@stanhalen4072]

2lazy, Redbar brought me here. Glad to be a new subscriber- thanks for the content.

[@clifton4566]

Mgk's trajectory as an artist has been such a let down. Some of you might not know this, but he actually came up as an underground rapper.

[@claymationwaves]

this channel is MGK equivalent culturally

[@jakeharmon8767]

I just may have had one of my top 5 laughs of my life when you played that Nirvana cover from Puddle of Mud. I couldn't breeeve!

[@josephhefley9701]

I hate you solely on the fact that I had never heard that SOAD cover yet. And now it's in my head. It's the worst Karaoke ever. Outside of that you're good.

[@guscunnilin]

So true. Howard became unlistenable

[@deeeich267]

Terrible job hitting ANY note in that song. That’s fuckin hilarious.

[@MizzouAntler]

No that Aerials cover was legit DOODOO bro. Not even exaggerating, that sounded like some dude singing it at last call on karaoke night at the pub, not an actual, ya know, musician.

[@Will-ge7ri]

You knew he had a story about being a humble person offering his art. And black dude in the back just like wtf.

[@SS-gx7tg]

vid narrator tries way too hard to sound like moist critical

[@AuthoritarianGuy]

MGK as a rapper was actually decent. Look up Alpha Omega

[@zachosborne6577]

He was aight not great

[@AuthoritarianGuy]

@@zachosborne6577 he has a few bangers when we was rappin. I don't have a ton of songs that I would put in rotation, but when he was in his lack up days, he put out a few bangers

[@aarondavis8943]

To be fair, being judged for drug use by a bunch of degenerate drunks doesn't make much sense either.

[@frogluck]

30 years in talk therapy has ruined Stern

[@donaldbartholomew7915]

I cant fucking stand mgk but that cover wasn't terrible

[@monkebidness]

As a casual puddle of mudd fan, it still hurts to see that performance. Jfc.

[@levipeters88]

I would do twice as good at that song

[@bunnyluver2176]

Wtf you mean cringy? He's a phoenix rising from the ashes! 😂

[@null__void]

Am I the only one who thinks that Howard Stern sounds like Alan Alda now?

[@HiGlowie]

Once MGK started talking about different lifetimes I rolled my eyes. I’ve done every drug you can name and dude is exaggerating for attention.

[@eliotguerin192]

Stern’s current audience consists of boomers that have had a “stay home, save lives” filter on their FB pfp for the last three years

[@emsedgwick9521]

What a way to, "Pan Handle," to MGK. Stern has done a Full 180. "Yeah, 2nd Night was Real Heavy." Whatever. That cover was Awful

[@CHUCKSCHUMACHER]

If machine gun Kelly can have multiple crystal lives can I believe hard enough and have NINE cat lives ??

[@Tbanksss]

This guy is the poster child for haters around the world

[@shevchenko7cfc941]

sorry brother, I made it to 3:20 and had to bail haha

[@Unknown-UpTown-Resident]

The second he said "there was this one lifetime I lived" I thought... "OHH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS!!"