Hulk Hogans' Divorce

[@isazisempi2248]

"Woman try and develop a hate for you so they can screw you over later" patrice was such a fucking God of advice.

[@BenYebuga]

4:41 "SOME GOOD SNATCH BROTHER", LMFAO!!! - funniest hulk impression

[@turtlemelody75]

Dude, that would be fucking incredible: Black Phillip radio in GTA.

[@jacobgarz8970]

We need to get rid of divorce and just have marriage licenses that have to be renewed or left to expire

[@drbibhis7345]

Good idea but. They would make it so that if u dont answer it u have to pay some money

[@bullfranthrow]

Man Patrice was so full of life

[@brigmate]

i just feel bad he couldn't have cookies

[@bullfranthrow]

Jason Giovanni who's the hack?

[@ShinkuGouki]

Hulk Hogan: "Amen,brother"

[@rawsko0316]

And sugar, unfortunately. He lived a life full of love tho. God bless this man's soul. Even posthumously he's guiding lost men to success. We've gotta keep records of these in our personal cache for preservation, no bs.

[@drbibhis7345]

Sucks so fuckin bad that P is dead, im a fat fuck aswell and eat fairly clean like 3 times a day, terrible metabolism. just cant seem to slim up gotta join the kickboxing gym again and increase cardio.. fuck (my dad is diabetic and to be honest im so fat that im scared of that shit)

[@Flamangatang]

As I'm playing GTA-V and listening to this I realize that Patrice would be perfect for the GTA radio stations. Someone in his camp needs to send in his tapes to the GTA guys to see if they can get his old clips added to the game.

[@MrEvanNoyes]

Episodes of Black Phillip for GTA VI

[@drbibhis7345]

​@@MrEvanNoyesid much rather listen to O&A with patrice over black phillip clips

[@MrEvanNoyes]

@@drbibhis7345 I agree but the whole vibe of black Phillip would fit so well into the gta radio. Just Patrice yelling at women and spouting off for hours at a time

[@drbibhis7345]

@@MrEvanNoyes lol u might be right. I would for sure buy the game if that happens, and just drive without committing too much crimes 😃

[@M0rshu1]

He is the voice of the guy from Fizz! radio station in gta4.

[@anelemsimang5692]

"Some good snatch brother" lmaoooo🤣🤣

[@douglas787]

I lived with someone for about a year, never had any intention of marrying her. We broke up and she forged one of my checks to get a lawyer, then she showed up at my house with two cops and a court order saying I had ten mins to get some clothes and get out of my own house. It took a few months to get that mess straightened out.

[@geneanthony3421]

Did you have her living with you? I heard of Kurt Angle having an issue where he moved a woman in with him long enough that she got on the mailing address and she claimed domestic abuse and they made him leave. She only lived there like a month.

[@redbigun]

What happened?

[@blacktoothfox677]

Douglas787... Haha! You spineless douche.

[@wcoleman99]

yeah it was some black chick that was a wrestling in TNA the same time he was there.

[@jaredjames1989]

That would've been grounds for swat standoff idc idc lol 🤣

[@TheFaithfulAtheist]

28:48 "they SSSSSUCK as a creature!" omfg i about pissed myself.

[@UnlimitedProduction1]

How can they enforce the man paying, but not enforce a man seeing his own kids? That's grounds of murdering people without question These are the videos where I am glad I have my own place, just me and my pets, a good job, my life is getting in order and I'm SINGLE

[@BilboOutdoors]

UnlimitedProduction1 amen brother. A fucking men.

[@drbibhis7345]

Just white male privilage in action

[@omarraymundo3369]

Men pay close attention this is some life saving knowledge being dropped right here saving you a lot of heartache !

[@Deathtrotent]

Love how Patrice called hulk coming out of retirement to cover the divorce.

[@taffwob]

As a divorcee in the UK where the laws aren't nearly as crazy I would still say to never get married. I didn't get screwed over, still see the kids whenever I want & pay a reasonable rate for child maintainence because we worked it out as adults & not going through the CSA. The only real downer was that it knocked me offf the property ladder. Despite my easy ride (I'm the exception & not the rule) I still say don't get married as it serves no purpose.

[@Ezd150]

Things have changed drastically on six years, huh?

[@topdhen]

Your UK horseshit, and your use of the term “child maintenance “ Has me howling laughing this morning while I sit on the toilet in America. Top of the morning to you sir, and good day

[@ShinkuGouki]

No government involvement. If you 'love' her,just have a ceremony on the beach and both wear rings. Fall out of love?? Easy,walk.

[@megarudyray1]

40,000 a month is obscene.

[@AlSmithCleanUpENT]

The courts failed an American Hero with the Hulk Hogan divorce

[@IntrovertRockstar]

I listen to Patrice everyday

[@derekjay.s]

Rare good opie moment 5:00 when he tells the story about hulk driving by his old house. Actually got a decent response and was on topic lol

[@ultimategamerZERO]

When "divorce" comes crashing down and it hurts inside!!! Lmao

[@deadyrockspin]

This is some of the scariest shit ive ever heard

[@leem3255]

I’m here cooking doing my thing Patrice says “and they can’t open a pickle jar and they can’t reach the rice from the cupboard” literally as my hand pulls out the rice from the cupboard. Now that’s some freaky ass shit

[@NomnomJawsnomnom]

Some people say "you don't know who you married for at least a few years". The real saying is "you don't know who you married until you're sitting across a courtroom from them".

[@BishopM1]

God. Patrice was so right. We’re in now what he was talking about in reference to women and sports especially

[@Fudge_Fantasy]

31:36 Anthony's Beavis and Butthead was not only spot on but the line was so true and AND and so Beavis and Butthead.

[@BradPitbull]

PATRICE = TRUTH

[@excludedkratos]

31:39 good beavis & butthead impression.

[@ChrisAgs88]

I AM NEVER GETTING MARRIED.

[@chadberles2056]

hope you kept your word

[@jgrullon32]

I'm going to have kids but telling the bitch no marriage bullshit.

[@Blackphillipsupporter]

"At the end of the day they suck as a creature" LMAO

[@TheWardog6650]

Marriage is supposed to be "a union in the eyes of god", instead it's a financial contract

[@kyledodson2992]

Well... it is a “contact” before the eyes of god. But that was before the US violated the religion and state contamination

[@citypopFM]

I've already decided I'm never marrying, no kids, none of that shit. It's ultimately doomed to fail just by looking at statistics alone and the tremendous power family/divorce court will ruin your life and leave you bitter and broke. Nope, I'm good, and I've always heeded Patrice's advice on relationships because he figured it out long ago.

[@MAGACOPP]

I wonder if he made that will...Patrice's girl knew he was gonna die soon.

[@jeffreytackett3922]

He is absolutely right. I went through a divorce and a 6.5 year long custody battle, and I was barely allowed to say 10 words throughout the whole process.

[@Atlas2548]

Hearing Patrice talk about "all my girl really wants is a will" makes me feel for Von.

[@topdhen]

Really that’s what you got out of that? All I’m hearing is a patient snake and a fox. Considering when he died, TAH-dah! No will.. she tried hijacking his stuff. Cheated the fans out of a documentary, and stole a bunch of money from him.. I know Patrice was his own man, but we still Lost him early. Is there any back story on if she’s was a good cook? Did she at least do a bunch of research on his condition and learn how to cook the food he should eat and gave it a nice healthy Patrice twist ? I would not be surprised if she had a hand in his death. A damn will? His mother was still alive. I have a beat friend who just made 1 million dollars, we been friends for 13+ years and he hasn’t even bought me a car with his come up, let alone help me with my DUI. I have yet to meet some chick, who’s just here to bang me and appreciate me, who’s worthy of my entire everything. He hadn’t even known her that long. The only thing she did as far as I know of, was make his sound clip in the beginning of elephant in the room. We’re talking about a woman here, who deprived her child of her father, and couldn’t even sacrifice her ego for the betterment of her child. Vons baby daddy use to pick up his kid from Patrice’s house, no flack, he just wanted to see his child. Any decent mother let alone human being, would make what ever work for the sake of their child’s future. Then again I was not there and don’t know their history and what happend, and why the split. But if I was a betting man, she probably was just a dumb irresponsible jizzibell, had a kid with some avrg joe, never gave him time to blossom even though she was low herself, she had unrealistic expectations being a talentless hack ( have you seen her post Patrice “art “ ? ) came across Patrice, Patrice was kind of smooth guy, pseudo rich, and he had a foot in the industry, a place where she has dreamed of wanting to be. Saw Patrice was fat and vulnerable, and he probably couldn’t do any better than her, organically, she road that gravy train, and played the part well of a loyal main chick/house wife type, and she’s tried her horse shit with him, and ended up getting completely out mastered by the sensei. She most likely played dumb and just took his bs, but she cashed in on a dying catch, and she probably encouraged him to eat turkey necks and sh!t while simultaneously nursing him and encouraging him not too. When it was fine dinning for her it’s eat what ever you want, when it’s a place she’s didn’t like, or want to be, she looked out for his health. We sit back and think Patrice was this Bruce Lee mental woman beater, which he was, but the reality is, these girls are absolutely vicious. They will sit and wait and take your crap, and absolutely maul you. It’s just a matter of when, and sometimes it never happens, and you are so lucky if that’s the out come. I just tossed out a chick JUST like Von.. cold blooded. And when they have a leg to stand on, they will beat you down. I was in Patrice’s exact position, decent looking chick, with a rack and nice butt, but had a kid by another guy, who wasn’t even a bad guy. She scared him off by having a kid against his wheel. She lied to me and told me she never filed for child support, ended up finding the paper work, she told Me she wasn’t in contact with him, ended up finding out she’s did sick little things like send him pictures of his kid he was dying to see, and teasing him about how he will Never see him and how he has a new father figure. Fellas be careful and stop thinking with your stick and sack. And if you do, intervene strongly with your intuition and will power. Have rules and signs that you follow. She should have no kids, unless she’s grown and her kids are grown She should have little social media activity and is active in some kind of academics or other things that occupy her time that are reasonable hobbies or interest Doesn’t have a big track record of taking the c0ck Isn’t on weird lezbo bs Is politically neutral Has a sense of humor, dark, or what ever kind Doesn’t need you, but appreciates you organically Always, always be ready to walk away from a situation at any point. Have your own “ things are getting weird meter “ but really gauge it with logic, sometimes it is just you, and things aren’t bad Never let a girl move in with you, and never let her get mail at your place when she’s staying.. having a girl stay with you is risky, you can do it persay.. but I wouldn’t encourage it, you gotta really really trust this one, problem is, can’t be trusted. Loop hole, maybe get a place together ? Have your own private spot and rent a room with her if you got it like that. Never choose a girl over your friends, or at least know how to have both friends and a chick Stay safe fellas R I p Patrice

[@chichigotdayayo555]

7 years later and do u still feel bad for the money stealing Von?

[@anunknowndude]

Why? Can't she make her own shirt and not depend on someone else's will? It makes CERO sense!!!

[@ronthemogul]

@@topdhen gotdam bro you didn’t have to type a comment novel I couldn’t get past the 2nd sentence

[@pimpskywalker3187]

@@topdhen this is 100x truer in 2024

[@stevegwizzle3560]

Stop getting married, times have changed now and until marriage laws change, DO NOT GET MARRIED! Do it for her, for the kids if you have some, and most importantly for YOURSELF. Save everyone that heartache, time, money, stress etc...you can still have sex, spend time with women etc...but don't get married.

[@xYouthAttackx]

fuck that. never getting married or having kids. either one will cut into your wealth. the system is banking on you either getting married or having kids.

[@XaeeD]

Better Call Saul

[@trillgates2452]

Best fuckin comment.

[@sccrash420]

Borderline 'line of the day' when Opie said, "and that's why women's golf sucks."@29:01

[@megarudyray1]

I'm a convert to the cult of black Phillip. I miss getting his opinions on everything. He always had a opinion and it was always funny. RIP

[@xDTHECHEMISTx]

man ya gotta luv these convos.

[@kwamewade915]

They’re definitely right when they said every man thinks it won’t happen to them. Unfortunately I had this same mindset and boy did life show me otherwise. Lol!

[@rally_chronicles]

Sorry bud.

[@mikereimer3202]

It's always so funny how disconnected Opie is from the comedy of ant and Patrice lol. It's like he just can't click

[@Guitarplayer-hy4yv]

@16:01 Patrice 🤣😂😂 Rip Patrice🌷wish you were here!

[@MirelesRaiderClan]

1:50 I love the admiration in Patrice's voice

[@mdsmith8233]

Damn I miss that dude; at work in my Jeep cryin’ laughing

[@bigLdrones]

Poor hulk.. 😂 that dude is set up for life after that lawsuit he won. He’s like suck it Brother!!

[@megarudyray1]

I didnt know a lot about OJs wife. But being from Tampa I would of understood if Hogan went OJ. Hell it still may happen

[@cartercartercartercar]

he was on the show 'fizz' on one of the talk radio stations. the show parodies celeb news shows like tmz and et.

[@hughjass5224]

Patrice would have loved to see the Hulkster smash GAWKER. God what a day that was. WHAT A YEAR THIS HAS BEEN PATRICE WOULD BE EATING THIS SHIT UP RIP PATRICE

[@apealeal3973]

Patrice predicted right again.. hulk Hogan is coming out of retirement in waa 2019

[@bila175]

They should have a Black Phillip channel

[@beeph1828]

@ 31:40 😂😂😂 I can't

[@PaladinHero]

Hulk should just hire OJ.

[@kingkev6338]

As much as we all shit on opie I fucking felt it when he said “oh my girl wouldn’t do that to me!!!”

[@ravenboyz6145]

Man I would have to sit and talk shit with these guys

[@hippa2dahoppa2]

im laughing so god damn hard im crying hahahaha and ive heard this before! lmao

[@vanillagorilla8438]

No Matter What you do , We Pointing and Laughing atch ya...lol

[@wtfsamusidk7574]

Sane man

[@josephmassell9922]

Women Always make out for the best. That's why I will never get married.

[@ecclesiaandune687]

And now he's fucking loaded because of suing Gawker. Crazy

[@ecclesiaandune687]

How old is this? It's crazy to think, divorce courts are still the same if not worse

[@ImDarthGamer]

Crazy how Anthony has nothing now. Except doing comedy for an empty baseball stadium

[@TheRealDebussyFarts]

He’s got Geno!!!

[@willville101]

"I'm not sure it would kill her" 😂

[@aaroncotton555]

This some good snatch brother!

[@kyontate91]

🤣🤣

[@AMpufnstuf]

could you upload like a 30 minute loop of that elephant in the room entrance song? any idea who he had record that? thanks for all your uploads man

[@AMpufnstuf]

georginiou she's a musician?

[@BlackOwnedDollars]

It's one of those instrumentals that copies something else, like it really is a loose copy of umbrella by Rihanna.

[@tjbroome1]

Opie can relate with women on the issue of not being as funny as a man

[@megarudyray1]

I'm not condoning murder, but I understand why it happens. Lol

[@youngatnaruto]

19:29 that is a real fucking freind

[@Codiisright]

The last minute or so was the funniest shit ever.

[@Eman_1087]

31:51 Now that’s a Truth Bomb 💣💣

[@bonganimkhwanazi2081]

Whooeweee! I'm in tears @ 04:30

[@DreErdna]

33:08 😂😂😂

[@superstraight8402]

Hogan knows best was still on when Hulk was divorcing Linda?? I thought it had been way over by that point. What Brooke Hogan show is opie talking about that he watched them on the boat passing by the old house?

[@Lizardman64]

Brooke Knows Best, a spin-off that was made after Hogan Knows Best was cancelled.

[@jaredjames1989]

This is hilarious cause hulk did have to come out of retirement for a lil bit. Smh.

[@unclestaco]

Binder and Binder: We'll take care of the bitch, you have enough to worry about.

[@rupeshk866]

Nobudy challenge this type of devorce law decided by court, this law gives ex-wife power to destroy his ex husband financial ,how can men let this happening to them ..... I think further new generation men are going to ...

[@kobe24OBCity]

1:15 What Ant says, best part of the video

[@jackgoringthebeast]

If only Patrice knew about gawker

[@Ezd150]

After that Hogan got that settlement he was good again. Glad for the dude.

[@zomboys8811]

They basically just repeated a whole episode of the Howard Stern show😂

[@willquoikapor]

What episode of o and a is this from

[@davemitchell6967]

Ant is right about how it started it continues because of who gets the kids full time vs who makes the most money/breadwinner during the marriage. They pretty much use simple math with those two points and tah dah: screwed! I've been married and escaped that shit through the skin of my teeth and don't owe her a dime! I will NEVER marry again as I'm making more and more money, haha! Let me edit this: I will marry a woman who has a professional job and doesn't want kids. I've only found 1 thus far like that.

[@davemitchell6967]

Pfft nope.

[@ambassador8524]

Man, He was Great! I’m just figure it out now 😒

[@readthebibleonamountain934]

It is saw most man don't know how Patrice tried to helped us..

[@Payne..]

"Thunderlips is here"

[@thekane63]

Marriage is overrated... It's a commitment.... That's it Thays all

[@AmazingJayB51]

Opie and Anthony was only good when Patrice was there, other than that they sucked!

[@SnrKagemusha]

He was in GTA4, iirc

[@hisoj]

don't get married anywhere

[@MrBuddyNelson]

I'm never getting married in America

[@TheZarolis]

God damn it. im only 22 and im getting moe bitter bt rhe second listeing to this. I know my baby loves me and would never pull shit like that on me, but yet again, you can never know.

[@GazMatic]

Karolis Zinkus playing with a loaded gun. Maybe she'll shoot you. Maybe she won't. You'll never know. She has that power though

[@gu3sswh075]

Karolis Zinkus watch Dan Bacon videos on KZbin. He might be more helpful than Patrice

[@rally_chronicles]

How are things?

[@deseanashby]

people should say "manness" more often

[@BigCal-3000]

@ 27:50 holy shit! Patrice was so spot on. He was just ahead of his time... culturalmarxism.net/feminists-leftists-now-want-to-force-men-to-sit-down-to-pee/

[@Alinntatul]

this happens only in US, the rest of the world doesn't have laws made on purpose to facilitate such requests in a divorce. wtf

[@Doomreb]

Alinntatul Yea, it's done purposefully.

[@Mandinko23]

women who makes their husband then ex husband life a living hell deserves all the bad things that happens in their lives. no wonder their children grow up to hate them and then abandoned them.

[@nanayawberko3212]

LETS GO OJ LETS GO!

[@Flamangatang]

seriously? he had his own radio show or he was a character?

[@vin7786]

ALIMONY. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[@Comedyteamz]

They started buggin when they went for women in general at the work place.

[@generalking9029]

MGTOW BROTHER!

[@ezrastellar1147]

I really can't with this shit it pisses me off lol

[@davemojarra2666]

Aha ha! 2 dudes laughing, directly into mic. MGTOW!

[@tampaphone99]

Opie is such an insecure guy. He had to mention he doesn’t watch the Brooke Hogan show but saw a clip online.