HUMAN ORGAN TIER LIST

[@MedlifeCrisis]

300,000 subscribers today! Thank you all, from the bottom of my sigmoid colon. curiositystream.com/medlife.

[@Zcgdsvhugde]

Shout out for the new salivary glands

[@michaelhaney9432]

Congrats! I look forward to 1 Mil

[@mariosc.3127]

i Identify as a lymphatic system and I'm offended by this video

[@imnothere6906]

That was.... deep.

[@glaucomflecken]

That is way too low, even by Davy Jones's standard.

[@robbob5258]

A group of organs ranking a group of organs.

[@anon-y-moose]

More like the brain ranking it’s coworkers

[@splenden2235]

@@anon-y-moose and ranking itself at the top

[@zer0751]

@@splenden2235 no, second best

[@breguera77]

@@splenden2235 The manager cant award himself employee of the month. its just unethical

[@gamerman9605]

@@zer0751 3rd

[@davidhill5879]

Brain Pros: thinking Cons: thinking

[@satyr1349]

Dont get me started on neuroses...

[@thelight6496]

@@Madhattersinjeans the brain is a super god tear for me

[@zxvats]

@@Madhattersinjeans wtf you wrote , you sounds like indian guru

[@stalinmao14]

true

[@madil2259]

@@thelight6496 i can see that after how you misspelled Tier.

[@NotGordonRamsey]

The fact that the brain didn't put itself in god tier shows just how humble it is.

[@JacobRy]

so humble

[@mishapurser7542]

The brain calling itself humble is hardly humble.

[@nawfalsafaa1281]

Woahhhh its the organ Gods

[@theRPGmaster]

Yes, we are so humble. Very, incredibly humble.

[@RED-jg6mt]

for real

[@shinobix4925]

My Mother : Do you really think the Doctors of the world waste their time on memes? Doctors of the world :

[@eagletgriff]

Immediately thought of chubbyemu

[@TheLegendofphantom]

Mememia Mem from the word meme and emia meaning *PRESENCE IN BLOOD* Meme presence in blood

[@cevatkokbudak6414]

​@@TheLegendofphantomwhat

[@greasymoth4172]

what a valuable black market shopping guide

[@Synths-n-Guitar]

lolololol

[@as.829]

Be careful about individual differences though! For example, my brain is F tier so you’d definitely get ripped off if someone sold it to you.

[@TheBroZem]

@@as.829 you sir turned an already god-like comment into perhaps the best thread I’ve read all year.

[@chickenlover657]

LOL! Comment of the month.

[@aiestef]

Right? I'm in need of a kidney (or two), and I saw a supposed black mkt organ pricelist recently - kidneys were the most expensive of the lot! These resellers need to watch this vid & rethink their prices, so that I may finally have a chance at selling my regenerating liver for a kidney (or two)

[@Santiago-ke7yj]

Brain: S Tier Also brain: Literally the one who is making the tier list.

[@EclipseClemens]

Name one other organ that can do an organ tierlist.

[@user-sn9ou8ww2x]

*insert Obama giving Obama a medal meme*

[@felpshehe]

I think its biased

[@cgg2621]

It spent most of its time slagging itself off

[@tst648]

that's why it knows it could have been better ;)

[@HolyKoolaid]

And this kicked off the great war between cardiologists and gastroenterologists of 2020.

[@appa609]

The pulmonologists were busy for some reason

[@QaydrGnl]

Nah, gastroenterologists are too busy looking up rear ends

[@LeoStaley]

Not to mention the outraged dermatologists!

[@dacisky]

"And this kicked off the great war between cardiologists and gastroenterologists of 2020." Gets popcorn.

[@paulmatthews7458]

@@LeoStaley Don't be touchy about it :)

[@AsterInDis]

My friend called the uterus an "onboard 3D printer"

[@tarunganesh4211]

LMAO

[@kionnakelly2918]

Love this description 🤣

[@ellanica]

they're not wrong, tho. XD

[@CanyonF]

yknow if you print in multiple parts you won't have issues taking it out of the container when its done...

[@vivaciousmyosotis]

@@CanyonF but then you have to put the parts together...

[@XinHun]

This is what peak medical expertise looks like. You might not like it, but this is it.

[@lazicepie7800]

Poor man

[@4168-b7y]

Couldn't have said it better

[@juliaconnell]

What's not to like - love every second of this....

[@nightlight3169]

i see this is completely not biased towards heart

[@MedlifeCrisis]

No idea what you are talking about. I have no bias whatsoever ❤️💕🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍🤎💔❣️💞💓💗💖💘💝💟

[@MedlifeCrisis]

PS I hearted your comment

[@sololovemeet]

Lmao

[@Happy_Shopper]

@@MedlifeCrisis this is the reason i love you from the bottom of my heart

[@alfreduberstein]

@@MedlifeCrisis Great humor, hahaha :)

[@prh83..]

Never knew how much I needed to hear someone call the prostate an 'absolute wasteman'

[@liam_hurlburt]

Absolutely made my day

[@caldw615]

Low tier trash

[@shorifulhaque5137]

- Is cardiologist - 'Heart attacks are caused by blood clots. This is new information to me.'

[@LittleBlacksheep1995]

But is it correct?

[@vitoanania6042]

But the blood isn't supposed to work like that. We ruin it with shitty nutrition

[@Ymesgeno]

Cardiac arrests vs heart attacks

[@fjordling]

"Skin, truly horrendous", there is a tragic backstory there somewhere

[@MrMineHeads.]

Racism, melanoma, warts, pimples, and those god awful ooze from popping warts and pimples. Obviously F Tier Edit: Y'all don't understand that because brains can discriminate against skin colour, it is a flaw on both the brain and skin. Brains can't discriminate against hearts or lungs or livers or kidneys. They can discriminate against eyes and skin. What I'm tryna get at is that these organs have features which can be exploited by racists to discriminate. Other organs don't have such a feature.

[@MrStudioso]

Well i think he did mention somewhere that in med school he use to get skin rashes or hives or something. So it’s personal

[@CED99]

RF had to do a dermatology rotation...

[@littlered6340]

I audibly gasped.

[@Alex-ik8pr]

@@MrMineHeads. racism is brain and what are you taking about, popping spots is like a mini-game lol

[@norakvarefelt7851]

I don’t think the thyroid deserves to be put in E tier. Mine had a really great work ethic and gave 400% when I only asked for 100%.

[@smellydiarhhea7243]

Well, he did say that the thyroid is a crack case XD

[@madil2259]

😂😂😂 Hyperthyroidism

[@mellie4174]

Mine is just giving like 25 percent! Do hypothyroid!

[@user-ux9zm9il9r]

We must redistribute thyroid function comrades

[@morganphillips8609]

Boom

[@TV-lh3jx]

As someone with eczema that F tier for skin is 100% accurate

[@MewPurPur]

Dang, I had eczema and it was pretty awful. Hope you're okay.

[@opielee847]

I got 2/3 most common forms of eczema on both hands...... it sucks

[@kionnakelly2918]

Yeah, below f teir if u ask me, I have psoriasis 😭

[@brandyw.8034]

nah, skin has its problems but the reason your not a blob of infections is skin, totally b tier.

[@BeautifulEarthJa]

ditto

[@msd7544]

As a healthy, athletic 20 something year old who had her gallbladder removed a few years ago, when it randomly decided to start growing polyps, giving me the worst pain of my life, I felt vindicated watching it be put in F tier.

[@DrAdityaReddy]

There is one impostor among us Appendix: nervous sweating

[@andrewrobertson444]

Although recently redeemed as a repository for gut bacteria. It promotes repopulation if the rest of the biome gets wiped out.

[@revolvency]

@Heather Petersen just let the babies eat her mother's shit, or maybe just do some poo transfusions like a normal person

[@haihai9022]

Yeah Appendix super sus

[@RoosSkywalker]

My appendix was yeeted at the age of 7.

[@timurtheterrible4062]

Appendix is z tier. Absolute trash.

[@spruceg00se]

* *Medlife crisis is a doctor* * “I go days without using my brain, and no one really seems to notice” 😂😂😂

[@RED-jg6mt]

*_*

[@danielendless]

Oh I just got that😬😂

[@WhaleAndWasped]

Meet the Medic

[@thegooseisloose8438]

Well of course his patients dont notice, they are all dead!

[@vulkar9754]

@@danielendless medick

[@ColinHuth]

Rohin easily has the skills to make a video relying solely on his comedic chops, but nope. The madman found a way to make this genuinely informative at the same time, and we love him for it.

[@marek9784]

It's rediculous how much I've learnt about the human organs from a 20 min video, while still being an absolute banger. This taught me more than a whole section about organs in school, and if I where to be a bio teacher this would be the first thing I'd show when starting a section on organs, it will entertain students and teach them something at the same time. But if course it's been universally agreed that students may not enjoy a moment of school.

[@tobiasrietveld3819]

"Wheat enslaved humans. It's gone from a random grass to the most dominant plant on the planet with a subservient species of biped that eliminates all its competitors and guarantees its perfect living conditions."

[@IbbyMelbourne]

His prose is God tier

[@TehKaiser]

It also helps cause tooth decay.

[@jen350-1]

“The uterus is S tier even if it loses the plot every month or so” that’s one way to put it...

[@_the_]

I'm currently very devided between: "thank you utuerus for giving me the chance of having a baby" and: "how can I get rid of this thing, it's a bloody hell" Any advice?

[@anthropomorphicpeanut6160]

@@_the_ same, I wish we could just activate our uterus at our own will. No more accidental pregnancies, no more monthly pain, spend less money in pads. It's a win for everyone

[@CailinRuaAnChead]

Nah uterus is so buggy it's 100% E teir at best. Good idea in principle but atrocious execution.

[@NotSoNormal1987]

It's like, I love my kids. But the endo pain makes me want to cut the organ from my body myself. Hopefully I can get a surgeon to do that for me. 🤞

[@CailinRuaAnChead]

@@NotSoNormal1987 this exactly. And even a perfectly healthy normal uterus can cause intense pain every few weeks because... Reasons? No. Uterus is absolutely not a high teir organ. If the devs nerfed the pain receptors and the blood loss (which is a huge debuff) then it might rank higher but as it stands it's a really poor design. There are good uterus builds out there but human is absolutely not one of them.

[@Roll587]

This is rapidly becoming my favorite channel.

I subscribed.

[@Flokirie]

Can't agree more.

[@AWWx2]

You DO realize that this channel is aimed almost exclusively toward smart people with a sense of humor, particularly nurses, nurse-practitioners, and those folks that call themselves "doctors of medicine". The rest of the world, us normal folk get only 1/3 the jokes here and think this guy speaks too fast and knows more than any god-like human should pretend to know. Thankfully, he admits it when he talks about the kidneys, lungs, heart, and brain and a few other organs no one has quite fully explored nor fully understood yet. I think he's got the basic fluid dynamics and electrical phenomena of the heart and lungs down okay by now, seeing that he thinks he's a real life cardiologist-surgeon; not just one who plays one on KZbin.

[@YounesLayachi]

@@AWWx2 what would make nurses particularly smart and why ? Speak for yourself if you don't understand 2/3 of the jokes. Agree that this channel is S tier only because it's still improving after all this time so I don't know what god tier would look like

[@vincentpatalinjug5380]

"Nurses in particular" lol how?

[@glaglelolba6279]

"Heart never takes a break" Laughs in cardiac arrest

[@imworm8695]

*laughs in cardiovascular disease*

[@seandemhairr4572]

I'm worm no *SCREAMS IN CARDIOVASCULAR DISEASE*

[@Electroblade360]

Suffers In Cardiovascular Disease

[@MLakeside]

Man I gotta disagree with eyes and ears, they should be vice versa! The eye is full of design flaws, while the ear (the cochlea in particular) is an engineering masterpiece! Eye: backwards retina? Blind spot? Get a grip! Ear: performs Fourier analysis for sound signals. Integrates vestibular system to the same organ to save space. And don't get me started on sound localization! These bad boys can't orient like eyes and are basically 1-dimensional, but they team up and tell you where the sound is coming from based on microsecond-scale time difference! (I'm making my bachelor's thesis on auditory mechanotransduction. I learned ears are hardcore AF)

[@smellycat57]

Well I'm 100% convinced. Hope your thesis goes well.

[@comradegarrett1202]

I love how the ears have co-opted the skeleton into growing the tiniest and most delicate bones just to make their sound conduction a little better

[@des-ni88r]

yeah, the eyes suck even though they're useful

[@katiebrice1894]

The issue with ears is how goddamn delicate they are. If you listen to loud music regularly you can cause tinnitus or even slight deafness.

[@Tideman11]

I fully agree. Ears are so incredible sensitive and have an incredible dynamic range.

[@monkeyman5105]

Alternate Title: Doctor roasts every organ for 22 minutes Edit: Every organ except the kidneys and liver

[@xTheUnderscorex]

He's saving that for a parody of culinary KZbin

[@madil2259]

@@nattygsbord i eat the liver but not of animals.

[@madil2259]

@@nattygsbord that's because it has the taste and texture of a chicken wing.

[@deus_ex_machina_]

@@madil2259 H-how do you know that!?

[@nickarehart3968]

Nobody: Dr. Rohin Francis: Top 10 Anime Organ System Betrayals of All TIME

[@TheoJay615]

I cried when the prostate turned over to team cancer... It got so bad that Radiation (a former villain) had come in and save the day.

[@theophrastusbombastus8019]

-"Omae wa clot shindeiru" Some bleedaboo probably

[@Nadia1989]

CUTE LITTLE PLATELETS 🥺

[@littlered6340]

@@theophrastusbombastus8019 I'm upset at myself for getting this joke.

[@KurtRichterCISSP]

@@TheoJay615 Who doesn't love a good redemption story

[@LillyRose211]

“Oh my god blood, you’re insane. D tier.” Why is that so funny?

[@overlyfatman9722]

ikr it laterally transports oxygen and nutrients

[@captainahab5522]

@@overlyfatman9722and can randomly clot and kill you

[@AtheistsGoneWild_Arthur]

"The prostate is F Tier." Bottoms: Hold my Frappe.

[@elliecarpenter987]

Bottoms: hold me 🥺

[@Telamon8]

Trans women: hold my prostate (and then yeet it into the ocean)

[@JohanKylander]

Hold my Chai tea

[@cghbv1585]

Hold.

[@casualbird2520]

My prostate gets a lot of F tier haha

[@Carhill]

Your deadpan delivery is God-Tier.

[@alexwolski3344]

"You can die of deep vein thrombosis if you sit still for too long!" *Immediate gets up and does jumping jacks*

[@keineinfo9213]

Great one because sitting lets the thrombus form and standing up imidiatley shoots it up to the lung

[@alexwolski3344]

@@keineinfo9213 Oh no! So I should... exercise in place? xD

[@RoScFan]

@@alexwolski3344 Take blood thinners.

[@ArtFreak17]

@@RoScFan And increase your risk of the opposite problem - hemorrhaging way more easily. :,D (Though of course doctors try to closely monitor clotting factors and whatnot, when administering them.)

[@7own878]

@@keineinfo9213 Through your hearth... Just wanted to mention that. It basically travels through your veins through your right heart chamber into the artery to your lungs. Only there it does act like a plumb. Very bad to fix that one...

[@Goldenwolf-ve1fm]

"It metabolises almost everything you put in your body, no matter how idiotic." This man just seriously roasted 7.9 billion people with an extra 4 words. I've got to respect that.

[@bread5795]

@toaritok im pretty sure if we stopped eating meat we literally could today

[@GIGATHEBOT]

@@bread5795 I'm pretty sure if Africa was politically stable we could do that today

[@Lillith.]

@toaritok we don't have the alternatives in place. 5-10 years should be enough to get everything on an acceptable level.

[@aaronlandry3934]

@@GIGATHEBOT If Africa were politically stable, a major number of the world’s problems would go away. If we could get China and the US to mutually agree that pollution is a bad thing too, we’d fix just about all of the world’s problems, though the US has been working on that last one for a while now. China, not so much

[@nn_eptun8602]

he roasted himself

[@izzie9526]

"Mucus is the grossest bodily fluid" Bile: "am I a joke to you?"

[@MrTaylork1]

Bile is fine. It’s basically soap for your intestines.

[@Kitty_mcPurr]

Bile is just bitter

[@determinedhelicopter2948]

idk pus is gross too

[@TinNguyen-rl2xr]

Urine and diarrhea : you called?

[@j.j.714]

Y’all are really gonna make me mention semen

[@CassandraBankson]

*Just signed up for CS/Nebula for one year for your gracious 14.79!* ... Although I thoroughly disagree with the F rating of skin. Susceptible to staphylococcus overgrowth sure, but don’t forget it’s also what waterproofs us so that we don’t fall apart in the shower or when going for a swim. Not to mention it’s part of both the integumentary and immune systems. Good luck getting any of those other organs to work if they’re constantly battling bacteremia because they don’t have a protective layer of fleshy armor to protect them.

[@MedlifeCrisis]

Haha thought you might have a problem with that rating. It's mostly just to wind up one of my best friends who is a dermatologist😂 But it is true that I hated derm clinics more than anything at medical school. I did it during a sweltering summer with the most horrendous smelling ungodly skin disorders that it scarred me for life. Pardon the pun.

[@MedlifeCrisis]

And thank you for signing up, most kind and hope you find it useful! 😊

[@wordzmyth]

@@MedlifeCrisis The Organ God has OKed this act of petty revenge.

[@comradepeter87]

But it's also a cause of a lot of anxiety and physical bias in humans, and has single-handedly ruined our society and romantic culture.

[@berkaiwastaken]

It develops cancer under the sun? Instant F tier.

[@narthex1681]

*Liver:* complex organ that regulates all the chemicals in your blood *Brain:* large electrochemical network able to process hundreds of things at the same time *Heart:* haha boom boom goes brrrrr

[@cait3]

and its regen when it loses HP? pfft

[@Nosirt]

Brain: SALT AND BANANA

[@pudimo]

"The Brain: "Brain: large electrochemical network able to process hundreds of things at the same time" -The Brain, 2021

[@nekosaiyajin8529]

@@pudimo "The Brain: "Brain: large electrochemical network able to process hundreds of things at the same time" -The Brain, 2021" -The Brain, 2021

[@matthewwynn3025]

@@nekosaiyajin8529 ""The Brain: "Brain:large electrochemical network able to process hundreds of things at the same time" - The Brain, 2021" -The Brain, 2021" -The Brain, 2021

[@AlgaeGaming]

"The goddamn hepatic hulk, the abdominal abomination, the monster of metabolism: it's the liver." 10:36 I'm not even remotely into (real or fake) wrestling/boxing, but now I want you to announce an organ competition.

[@4Leka]

Dude, describing what ears do would sound damn-near magical if we didn't have them ourselves. I mean they allow you to remote-sense things you can't touch or even see based solely on changes in air pressure. You can detect a predator behind a bush because they stepped on a twig. You can hear your neighbor banging behind a solid wall. Ears are a literal wall-hack.

[@rjfaber1991]

Not to mention that the inner ear also acts like a gyroscope and allows us to detect changes in motion. Admittedly that makes it responsible for sea sickness, car sickness and simulation sickness, but that's more the brain's fault for interpreting signals wrong than it is the inner ear's.

[@chaotickreg7024]

Smell is the weird one for me. You're doing a chemical annalysis of the air around you at all times and you can't turn it off. I could be invisible and silent but you would still detect the particles wafting off of me.

[@Violet_Parakeet]

Also responsible for our sense of gravity if i remember correctly

[@hannah57]

"[The uterus] chills out for about 95% of the time" I wish...

[@sophierosey2675]

Breasts are a tier! They hurt, make it painful to run, give back pain and we have baby formulae anyway

[@manofgod7622]

@@sophierosey2675 but it’s beautiful and increases chance for reproduction, so it’s totally GOD tier

[@sophierosey2675]

An Atheist breasts do not make it easier to have babies or make you more fertile, so I’d disagree on that one

[@actual.lizard]

God I wish mine would chill out for 95% of the time.

[@MrTaylork1]

He meant it doesn’t fulfill its purpose of making babies for 95% of the time. If you have 2 kids and live to 80, that’s just under 2.5% of your life where it’s being used for it’s purpose.

[@augustortiz]

“We landed on the moon, but we also made Cats ™️ “ well stated.

[@warpedmjia]

“On the other hand, people are idiots” YES.

[@allisond.46]

Ah well, nothing’s perfect.

[@xyz7572]

As someone with a uterus and ovaries, yes those fuckers are wonders of nature, but they also cause so much PAIN. Endometriosis is one of the most painful chronic afflictions people can have (and I stand by that assessment), and the fact that the ovaries don’t always make all the eggies go to the uterus but sometimes let them wander out into the abdominal cavity to cause ectopic pregnancies which KILL, make ovaries and the uterus bad design badboys. Plus, who invented periods?? Why not just reabsorb all that blood instead of becoming an open and bleeding internal wound each month? Ridiculous! Bad design. D tier.

[@emmym9276]

Reading stuff like this reminds me how desperately we need more research to be done on the uterus and ovaries. Like why do they cause so many problems? HOW are eggs able to escape the tubes and cause ectopic pregnancies so often??? and most importantly, why the hell did we evolve to have periods??? I feel like there isn't enough done for people with uteruses :((((

[@tanya5322]

@@emmym9276 the majority of ectopic pregnancies occur within the Fallopian tubes, not outside them. An ectopic pregnancy is when a fertilized egg implants somewhere not inside the uterine cavity

[@emmym9276]

@@tanya5322 Yeah most ectopic pregnancies are in the fallopian tubes but Abdominal ectopic pregnancies also happen.

[@SomeoneBeginingWithI]

I was thinking this too. A lot of the organs get points detracted for the problems they cause, the uterus shouldn't be exempt from that.

[@xyz7572]

bleh whatever What? 😂

[@martinshoosterman]

The brain is the only organ ranking itself, and it put itself in a lower tier than its best friend the heart. Its so humble. Truelly God tier++

[@sjoerdmanshanden5162]

Organisms dont really need brains. Okay... they dont need a heart either. (Micro organisms, plants), but there are complex organisms without a brain, but with heart(s). Like Starfish? Anyhow brains might kill us and be oir big filter when we invent something that kills us.

[@eatsheet7087]

@@sjoerdmanshanden5162 you wouldn't be typing that without a brain

[@ikhwanzainal1239]

@@sjoerdmanshanden5162 well he's ranking them based on human, not other animals

[@denominagainatedableus13ye5]

It would most likely just destroy civilization, not mankind. Does not mean that it could also end of mankind, so we should be carefull.

[@davidcardozo290]

@@sjoerdmanshanden5162 The only reason why life is interesting is because the f****** brain.

[@as.829]

18:31 When I was younger I genuinely felt bad for the heart because I was sad it could never rest as long as I was alive. Lowkey still sorry for it, imagine pumping tirelessly just to support my F tier brain. 😔 I appreciate your sacrifice though, heart.

[@hkr667]

And as soon as it stops for one minute everybody calls it a failure

[@stonksrgud7645]

@@hkr667 so true XD

[@stang2889]

@@hkr667 hahaha

[@irrelevance3859]

Same. Even now. It's dumb to feel bad for it I mean it's just what the heart does. But damn the heart literally CARRIES the body. Non stop. Just does its thing. Incredible. All that hard work. So small yet so powerful

[@AlejandroRodriguezDuran97]

How can i reset the personalities i just attributed to my organs according to the ranking of this absolute madcardiologist

[@Guywith2usernames]

"Prostate is f tier" - a straight man

[@technicolorbarf6734]

PRO-PROSTATE GANG RISE UP!!! 🏳️‍🌈

[@pyrazine]

bottoms RISING

[@user-sn9ou8ww2x]

Oh no, the ProstateHub's here

[@greg77389]

Prostate cancer.

[@earthclad6833]

@@technicolorbarf6734 get that flag away and id say yes

[@anthropomorphicpeanut6160]

Why are uterus and ovaries in A tier when they try to kill me monthly smh

[@shigekax]

They'd be god tier if they could calm down and stilm be useful

[@mellie4174]

Because reproduction! It seems that is all we women are good for and even the docs worship at thier alter. Sigh...

[@lehelisbored]

@@mellie4174 I didn't get the sense that he implied "that is all women are good for". I got the sense that he's amazed by the biological process involved in carrying out a pregnancy (and people of science tend get excited and be in awe of complex biological mechanisms and processes, which is why they get into the profession).

[@Leeqzombie]

The ovaries aren't even hooked up to the fallopian tubes properly, I'm amazed that the eggs make it past the gap most of the time. Ectopic pregnancies can be so weird just due to the fact that they can literally just end up somewhere else by accident. I absolutely just can't believe in intelligent design for that reason, like surely they'd 1) have hooked that shit up properly and 2) made it so we're like cats - eggs not fertilised? no biggie, just reabsorb them.

[@Call-me-Al]

Iirc uterus have nerves found nowhere else in the human body. That said, I'm hoping to get my ability to bleed monthly permanently removed, because I ain't got the time and energy to lose my precious minerals from my body.

[@x_abyss]

Dr. Francis: "interstitium is not even an organ!" Osteopaths: "How dare you sir?"

[@kumaryogesh5829]

Yeah you pointed it right. I totally understood your joke with that S tear brain. Totally understood it. Man

[@dylanherron6912]

am i the only one who immediately got up after he said a deep vein thrombosis is caused by sitting still for a while? haha

[@EvelynnEleonore]

Brain is F tier makes playstyle unnecessarily complicated give me the brain the size of a walnut and let me Graze kthx

[@mrtoasteer3561]

Also it forces me to do my homework

[@alect9702]

yes we must return to monke

[@echoambiance4470]

gosh darn furries

[@asherwerner]

Also this is biased, obviously a brain is going to rank a brain highly.

[@JustAliSajid]

@Asher Werner Yet the fact that the brain allows such self reflections on its own biases proves that it is S tier

[@Stereochemistry]

And - isn’t it absolutely fascinating that Prometheus himself was punished by his ever-regenerating liver? Greeks knew their shit.

[@hussamm24]

THANK YOU! The liver is the most underrated organ ever! Huge liver enthusiast here

[@hussamm24]

Plus it's not an attention seeker like other major organs

[@stochasticstoic4810]

It's great with a nice chianti...

[@DemICE666]

As someone with psoriasis that F tier for skin is 100% accurate

[@zyansheep]

Don't mind me, I'm just waiting for the TierZoo comment

[@vicca4671]

Me too, sir. I wait for the meta gamers to comment in here about the meta gaming researcher.

[@lemonringo566]

He retweeted this on his twitter

[@ukignar]

Smooth Muscle: A Tier Anaphylaxis: I'm about to end this man's whole career

[@ukignar]

@Eric Lee Anaphylaxis is a lot more common and worse than a lot of other disorders 😅

[@samiraperi467]

Also his life

[@pschlapper]

Intestines: E Tier, as someone with IBS couldn't agree more

[@mrtoasteer3561]

I'm gonna have to be the ignorant guy asking, but what is that?

[@eliastalks7411]

@@mrtoasteer3561 Irritable bowel syndrome. Causes pain, cramping, bloating, all manners of un-fun times. Intestines definitely belong in E tier.

[@mrtoasteer3561]

@@eliastalks7411 oh fun

[@muchozolf]

I just went through the worst digestive system infection of my life. My condolences for having some of the symptoms all the time.

[@annaroland5269]

Yes!!

[@MissMouchies]

Having Celiac disease as I do, you instantly earned my trust by denouncing the domestification of wheat. Glutenati indeed

[@greasymoth4172]

yo but seriously imagine being a cannibal and starting to nibble on some guy's liver while it's still in him and then it's like *"yeah nah watch this mate"* and just regenerates like the absolute indestructible gigachad it is

[@adeshkantha7034]

@Hernando Malinche Why is this a FUN fact?

[@danielfogli1760]

I'm pretty sure there's a Greek legend about someone having their liver nibbled at. For eternity. Some kind of punishment.

[@greasymoth4172]

@@danielfogli1760 yeah that was big daddy Prometheus

[@mrgyc2523]

“The brain is in s tier” -The brain

[@SimplyErinful]

As someone who has unexplained pelvic pain and is currently undergoing testing to figure it out, I highly contest your ranking of uterus and ovaries

[@intothevoid1996]

Totally agree with the galbladder placement. I had to get it removed 3 months ago at the age of 22 (which apparently is stupidly young.) And why? I tried to become healthier by losing some weight and my galbladder decided to punish me for it. Yes, it develloped stones because I wanted to become healthier. 0/10 would remove mine again.

[@kumud9827]

did you stop having any fats? that's not a good way to get healthy

[@jessedijkstra1220]

as a freediver, i think its time lungs got a buff, like only being able to store oxygen for a couple of minutes sucks, devs plz fix this

[@LadyPelikan]

Actually we'd need better myoglobin, so I say it's the muscles' fault.

[@derrilazkia1002]

Bruh sea biome isn't exactly fit for living for human build, and Thalassophobia is all the rage nowadays among younglings

[@BnFGProductions]

Just started this. My money’s on the heart being top tier because you’re definitely not biased.

[@kikiTHEalien]

I am betting on the brain, because guess who (what) is making the list.

[@rednammoc]

Indeed, how can a respectable vlogger possibly be biased?

[@dharmikpatel1841]

I have never seen such a perfect combination of science and humour

[@sushantmanandhar1387]

-Should knowledge be free? Meh, this doesn't concern me -Organ tier list HELL YEAH

[@MrCrashDavi]

+

[@jewelkariuki1602]

I disagree with the liver's god ranking. While it does have more than 500 individual functions from detox to metabolism, it is also one of the most vulnerable organs in cancer mets. Due to the dual blood supply from the portal hepatic vein and portal artery. This exposes it to metastases of tumors from all over the body including bones, the gut, lungs, breast ca etc. The worst part is that with its lack of extensive innervation specifically pain receptors, these tumors are only picked up when they grow to the capsule or when the primary tumors in the original organs start to act up. I would therefore rank it as S tier at best.

[@MedlifeCrisis]

Love comments that I learn from, great points.

[@madil2259]

Nice points indeed.

[@username-yn5yo]

@@MedlifeCrisis Heart should've been the only thing in God tier, that wouldve been a great surprise

[@IMIGamerz2105]

@@MedlifeCrisisSo the list is not final?

[@muaries12]

@@IMIGamerz2105 1:19 this list is final

[@pablobronstein1247]

"Brain No1" - According to brain.

[@ellyouayenare2095]

God, I hate that dude. He is so self-centered...

[@juliaconnell]

Brain good. Brain smart. Make clever good smart words. Agree. 👍👏👍👏👍

[@furinick]

Honestly, just want to see someone try to propose a redesign of the body, come on, make those feet simpler, same with spine, choose what organs to remove or even add

[@alt6877]

First thing we need to fix is the eyes. Backwards retina??? Who’s idea was that?

[@Tatusiek_1]

Why make the feet simpler? they serve a function. We compress our feet in shoes all our lives, no wonder they don’t work properly. And we encourage improper gait with excess cushioning. The spine shouldn’t be simpler necessarily but should be redesigned more for our vertical lifestyles.

[@Rosie-xg5pi]

'The uterus chills out 95% of the time' HAHAHAH anyone with endometriosis, adenomyosis or similar would beg to differ

[@nursetobee.]

true the Uterus is C Tier at best

[@Roanmonster]

Well if you don't menstruate (anymore) that might well add up to 95% total

[@aaronlandry3934]

@@emptybanana2126 I mean periods don’t take up a majority of your life and they do go away eventually, so 5% might not be too far off, compared to organs like the Heart and Brain working 100% of the time

[@ginnyjollykidd]

@@aaronlandry3934 Spoken like a guy who has never had to hike a hoohah to get poked not too kindly once a year and who never had an alien pop out of his abdomen every month. And try flaying your skin down to the dermis every month. That's tissue, not just blood coming out. It's peeling a layer of "skin" with nerves in it. Very soft tissue. You deserve a face hug.

[@aaronlandry3934]

@@ginnyjollykidd Your pfp makes me think of a nice lady, but you’re really aggressive in your comment. Yeah, I’m a guy and didn’t realize some of the stuff you said, but it is only 1-3 days a month, which is like 10%-3% of your life. Brain and Heart have to work 100% of the time no matter what. If you don’t have a period, that just means you’re either pregnant or hitting menopause, whereas if your heart stops beating for a bit, that means you either had a stroke or heart attack

[@Kriae]

"The only organ that named itself" I like that

[@Galenus1234]

An astronomers' brain is a part of the universe thinking about the universe.

[@YounesLayachi]

Old meme

[@carriepaul6421]

"Skin, truly horrendous" - as someone with psoriasis and whose skin develops hives at the mere hint of opiates, can confirm. Can lose your damn mind from the constant itching.

[@bfunkt4313]

I don't have any skin diseases to my knowledge, but once had an insane sunburn on my back. Can confirm: itching to the nth degree will actually make you lose your mind. Edit: details might be worth a read. It literally felt like I had 1000 fish hooks on lines snagged in my back, and someone was grabbing the lines at random, and yanking on them until my skin would pull 2" off of my body. My roommates came home to find me running around the house, yelping like a burned puppy, scratching my back with a bath towel that I had dumped a whole bottle of useless aloe lotion all over. Thank Christ for psoriasis in that moment - one roommate's girlfriend had psoriasis and always carried a tube of Rx grade skin cream, and saved me from losing my mind. Mad respec to all the skin disease ppl.

[@EnterJustice]

And some people's skin striaetes easily, even without much of a cause. Ugly striae on your limbs, stomach,...

[@pondboy3682]

I've had hives myself, remember getting chicken pox, and I understand the frustrations that skin can bring. Still, I would never put it in F Tier like he did because without it, we'd be dead in a day (unlike the gall bladder)! It does a few important jobs; it's just D for defective.

[@thirstyd0g]

Yup, “morphine mites” are total bastards.

[@ChamChamRealSmooth]

Skin is also the reason for racism. Totally deserved F tier.

[@jailyn555]

This is one of the best videos i've ever seen. I love how it changed my perspective to some organs, and I kinda want to treat my body better just by your commentary. Thank you for this!

[@petermuller7687]

Bro, my brain got me Depression and Anxiety, that sh*t goes straight to F tier.

[@wturber]

Sure. But without it yer eyes are useless.

[@Amphybun]

Same, hope you have a good brain week. Be kind to yourself

[@ergohack]

It also got you the ability to understand that you are depressed and anxious, and _maybe_ figure out a solution or coping mechanism rather than just hiding under a rock and dying like some animals do. (Not trying to offer useless unsympathetic “pull yourself up by your mental bootstraps” garbage here, it’s just something that struck me after reading your comment)

[@mellie4174]

Hang in there. Might want to learn about difficultly diagnosed hypothyroid disease. It is often missed because docs don't know how to interpret the lab results and it causes anxiety and depression. Check out stopthethyroidmadness.com and read up on why tsh will not diagnose all cases of thyroid disease and how to correctly interpret lab results for accurate diagnosis :)

[@petermuller7687]

@@ergohack All good! I'm currently on medication that makes my brain more useful, maybe D to E tier, but still needs some external help because it can't figure sh*t out itself

[@florencebourgeois8472]

The ovaries and uterus being ranked so high almost makes me feel better for what we have to go through every month. Almost.

[@derrilazkia1002]

If it's isn't that painful, woman build would be too OP.

[@GlamStacheessnostalgialounge]

Pretty sure if a woman was making this list they would both be E or F tier.

[@GlamStacheessnostalgialounge]

@@saschamayer4050 Well, I'd place it F, I know sooooo damn many women who don't want to have kids and it's impossible to safely do you know what without risking pregnancy.

[@lodestarsd4456]

@@GlamStacheessnostalgialounge That's just a proof of their efficiency.

[@drabnail777]

If he put them any lower, KZbin would flag him for sexism

[@patienthands]

Okay, ears are S if not God tier - the sheer dynamic range of human hearing is absolutely extraordinary. Moreover, like the heart, the ears never take a break! You can't turn them off, or close them when you want to. And what? They're a combination of a microscopic membrane, the smallest bones in the body, some hair cells and some electrically charged fluid curled up into a little nautilus?? And your brain can process their signals in a fraction of a millisecond??? Come on, man...

[@yatogami7393]

You can go without hearing tho , that wud make it E tier ez . But it has the most important function of maintaining our balance afaik as a non medical student.

[@__G__.]

As someone with tinnitus, ears are weak pussys, d tier at best and thats only because I like music

[@comradepeter87]

To me, the act of deciphering random combined sound waves into different distinct sounds is what amazes me, and that is the role of the brain. Ears are easily replaceable.

[@patienthands]

Everybody in here hating on ears doesn't know what incredible organs they have!

[@Danuxsy]

But if we compare ourselves to other animals then the human ear is literal shit.

[@roasty247]

Weirdly the most impressive thing for me was that the lungs can buffer exogenous sources of acid and alkali with modified breathing rates...never knew that. Thought it was only in response to endogenous acidic soluble carbon dioxide.

[@arat1404]

Your brain: *S tier* My brain: *instant F tier*

[@zyansheep]

Nature vs Nurture? Nahhh, it's all luck

[@johnl.7754]

The brain is top tier just because it controls all the other parts of the body without us thinking about it.

[@liliannegauthier2905]

the blood cloth caused for sitting still for too long *me immedietly getting up taking a small walk around my appartment*

[@conversechews]

As a type 1 diabetic, I appreciate your put down on the pancreas. The old bag, just sits around me taking up space and doing nothing. Useless, sneaky timewaster!

[@user-sn9ou8ww2x]

I love how people with organ-specific conditions are throwing shade on their troublemaker organs in the comments of an organ tierlist. Time for me to shit on the eyes for almost never having 20/20 vision in today's society

[@Laura-mu9ky]

im a medical student and have been binge watching your videos this last week since i found your channel. amazing content, can't wait to see more! thank you for making them, they make a great companion to my lonely dinners (and make me feel slightly productive when im procrastinating haha)

[@jerry3790]

The brain is now also the first organ to rank itself on a tier list

[@petrea200]

That Gwyneth Paltrow roast: S tier

[@kartoffelwaffel]

"There are no mistakes" "Bone cells are formed"

[@TommyLikeTom]

This video does 2 things for me: Makes me feel like I'm dying Makes me feel stupid for not being a doctor or being able to talk coherently for long enough to do one take

[@mifivoo]

As a woman I’m giving the uterus an F because it causes me pain every month I can’t rlly do anything about except attempt to ease it. Also for other people it causes endometriosis which I don’t even wanna imagine pain worse than the irritation that is menstrual cramps 🤬

[@thelinkletsplay]

This Channel is the thing I didn't know I want but am forever grateful that it exists

[@emilyjanet455]

"Prostate is a completely useless organ" *the Gays have entered the chat*

[@elainelouve]

Was about to say the same.

[@milanopiano]

@@elainelouve Me too.

[@randomannoyance]

gays with big G lmao xd

[@generrosity]

Not just the gays - but society has created artificial taboos that drops this by two ranks - its still not Chuff rank due to being tied to junk and the big C risk but it certainly should sneak past the back door and be massaged back up to a stiffer rank.

[@rosehathaway9129]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH SO TRUE

[@zensputnik5815]

Blood deserves to be at least A tier for being such a low risk high reward unit.

[@MosesPaulShelest]

Idk about your other credentials, but you've got a PHD in memes thats for sure.

[@Yetismis2000]

neurologist cardiologist memeologist

[@michaelminugh5357]

From a Physio-perspective I'd say skeletal muscle deserves an A-spot, because we don't actually suffer much problems with them and when they do they heal well, blame that more on tendons and other structures. A truly undervalued benefit of skeletal muscle though is how adaptable it is, not only can they grow larger or smaller depending on what you demand out of them, but they can also adapt for your desire of strength vs endurance. If they get knots or what have you, just massage them and it feels amazing, really a very simply organ to work with DIY without the need of a specialist or fancy lab-equipment.

[@FoxamPL]

when he said sitting still for a while i immediately stood up

[@aljon5947]

*vision starts to dim*

[@aljon5947]

**dies**

[@MrssS4Jumper]

have fun going to sleep

[@huzzzer6083]

@@MrssS4Jumper It is not the same as sitting though. All the pressure when you're sitting down is directly forced onto the lower part of the body, but when laying down, this pressure is equally divided throughout the body. Of course it isn't good to lay down for a long time either, it's just way less vulnerable than sitting.

[@tugboatsvideoemporium6476]

That was, without a doubt, the best tier list video that I've seen on youtube. Wow. S tier content.

[@VVerTTeXX]

Love the video! Proper entertainment! Thank you for giving an unmotivated med student in lockdown some motivation!

[@FreckoJoel]

"You can't even see air, who cares" made me literally laugh out loud :)

[@kavemustermann]

Damn this was pretty educational, S Tier.

[@colinstuart9526]

Educational AND entertaining. God tier.

[@CevinChurch]

On my first dissection in med school, one thing amazed me more than anything. The MASSIVE size of the liver. I mean, it's ridiculous. It's bigger than the freaking heart!?

[@ginnyjollykidd]

"... lose the plot every month." 😂Oh! Don't I know it!😂

[@JD-te6zc]

You talked about skeletons for 2 minutes... in October... without mentioning their spooky scary nature? And I thought you were a man of science.

[@laurieparis2203]

Apparently you missed the dancing skeletons in the background? 😆

[@JD-te6zc]

@@laurieparis2203 while they were there he failed to acknowledge them Which would surely boost them to up to S tier

[@laurieparis2203]

@@JD-te6zc Aye, but failure to acknowledge them, makes it that much more hilarious! Why speak when an image is so much more eloquent? 😆

[@LindaGailLamb.0808]

Gotta love dancing skeletons. Maybe mine could dance... if it had any sense of balance and coordination at all. And less... adipose tissue to get in the way.

[@JD-te6zc]

@@laurieparis2203 fair

[@HN-kr1nf]

"prostate, you're an absolute wasteman" rohin you've actually done it you've actually killed me

[@Sethhfranklin]

This is now my favorite medical video on KZbin. Well made and hilarious!

[@enbyennui]

On behalf of The Gays, I must thoroughly object to your placement of the prostate

[@TheEplestugas]

Thank you, i was thinking that!

[@skepticmoderate5790]

You must admit it has bad placement.

[@enbyennui]

@@skepticmoderate5790 My whole point is it's very good placement in some circumstances