Human Smart Phone - Live Sketch Comedy

Human Smart Phone - Live Sketch Comedy
#sketchcomedy #livecomedy #smartphone
What happens if your smartphone is a human?
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[@louisbirks3236]

A crutch? He’s going to need a more mobile phone

[@davidoshea381]

Woah now, that should have been in the sketch.

[@jackpb2757]

@@davidoshea381 so true

[@lukecooney9691]

The battery is gonna die soon. Its on its last leg.

[@rosebelle3148]

Luke ha!

[@SuicideBunny6]

Golden comment right here 😂

[@antonmiserez934]

Hog: "Why don't you get like a really beefed-up phone?" Darren: * sweating intensifies*

[@TheShadowFellan]

This was chaotic and funny but the most hilarious point was at 7:25 when he tries to leave; “Where you going?” “Oh he’s gone roaming” Just the perfect offhand pun, exactly why I love Foil, Arms and Hog

[@kiradotee]

My favourite part as well. 😂

[@marten594]

I think with these guys, chaotic equals fun. Period. I will have to check when they visit the Netherlands :-)

[@StuffLikeJuda]

@@marten594 they better come soon after this shit is over, we'll all need a bit of craic here on the other side of the pond, ey? was just imagining being in Amsterdam for some odd reason, and randomly running into one of 'em.

[@icecranberry2148]

And Arms made it up right there on the spot! Great improvisation!

[@christinetheravenclaw27]

Every time the human phone starts searching for singles with this look on his face, I crack up 😂

[@devincumberstach3515]

Oh so today is Thursday

[@kaitlyne1870]

I'm glad Foil Arms and Hog are keeping up! Because I'm totally mixed up! 😂

[@milutin.mp4]

As far as I'm concerned, there are only 3 days in a week now: yesterday, today and tomorrow

[@benrobson2202]

days mean nothing anymore

[@jackkirwan8146]

@Devin Cumbersnatch this morning I was like what day is it again?? But then I saw foil arms and hog and was like ahh grand it's Thursday 😂

[@turnerd20]

what's a Thursday? I can't remember

[@petermurphy9860]

Can't wait for the film "12 Years a Human Smart Phone"

[@punkwrestle]

Please he gets a free upgrade every other year. He will have a newer model soon...

[@jackmacdonald9111]

Mate I nearly pissed myself

[@JasperJanssen]

Punkwrestle 12 year contract, it’s in the sketch.

[@lud3re384]

I actually feel sorry for Darren in this one. Great chap for still playing along 😂😂

[@foilarmsandhog]

He was SO sound

[@lud3re384]

@@foilarmsandhog And vibrant!

[@simonepagnotta5112]

The amount of interaction you guys have with the audience is unbelievable. You're great!

[@hehemusicauthorfreak]

This is why I have the fear about being in the front row for a Foil Arms and Hog gig 😅 This is mine and my partner's favourite sketch we regularly quote "what's this the craic are we the lads" and the airplane mode bit to each other haha...

[@thekyragregory]

Ended up in the middle of the front row for their show at the Fringe because of randomly assigned seating or something. I thought, "This is the way I die." Just absolutely petrified that, knowing my luck, I'd be dragged up. Thankfully they picked on someone at the end of the row, and someone else a few rows back. 😂

[@hehemusicauthorfreak]

@@thekyragregory haha they have no mercy- when I saw them during the Fringe I was in the front stalls and had an empty seat next to me - before I knew it Arms had vaulted over the seating bank and sat next to me for the start of the show! 😂 he was lovely though gave me a hug and all, they're lovely lads ❤

[@thekyragregory]

Laura Preston Haha yeah! We were half-turned in our seats looking back at Arms wandering around the aisles when Hog ended up right between us and the stage. Close call. 😂 But yeah, met them outside after, Arms noticed me practically hiding behind my boyfriend and they were genuinely lovely. Absolutely hilarious and great guys; a definite staple for every Fringe we’ll ever attend.

[@hehemusicauthorfreak]

@The MightyKid aww amazing hope they treated you well! 😜

[@felicitousfeline9956]

I'd like to be in the front row, but all seats were taken at show in Philly.

[@siliconesilence]

I felt Sinead’s anxiety as Arms was scouring the room before she did, and I wasn’t even there

[@anathem9982]

I can't tell who is more iconic, Darren or STEEEEEVVVVEEEEEEEE

[@propio2957]

I actually said STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE out loud as I read that, so...

[@yeetmcskeet6872]

STEEEEEEEVVVVVVEEEEEEEE

[@phamduy278]

as I said in the other comment, I have watched so much of these guys that I remember the names of the audience.

[@svetlana6544]

Foil seems the kind of person parents love.

[@thealbanianlorg6542]

Svitlana Shvets : don’t be fooled - he’s a total deviant! Just kidding - love ye, Foil! -And all ye lads! 😁

[@StuffLikeJuda]

Arms as well, to be honest! and Hog! I mean, damn, they're funny, smart, and good looking! edit: and super duper sweet!

[@PointsofData]

@@StuffLikeJuda I don't think parents would appreciate the kind of lad who says "I touched the boobs twice" lol

[@psychachu]

"Searching for singles now." Audience: Shits themselves.

[@foilarmsandhog]

I really loved doing that

[@psychachu]

@@foilarmsandhog KZbin didn't tell me about this reply; new phone, no notifications. I think you guys did another human smartphone skit before. How about stringing together 2 or 3 of them into a mini story for KZbin? Love your guys' channel.

[@julesfenn4313]

love how they adapted the concept to the live show 😂 i remember seeing the KZbin sketch with the same premise, but the interaction with the audience brought it to a whole new level.

[@Heleendje]

Very much the other way around though, this is from their 2017 show 😜

[@julesfenn4313]

@@Heleendje haha, oops... I found out about them only maybe three months ago, their timeline is still somewhat confused in my head 😂

[@Heleendje]

@@julesfenn4313 You'll pick it up hahah #bingewatch

[@julesfenn4313]

@@Heleendje haha, they are keeping me sane through this pandemic 😂😂

[@olesams]

Man, i just love it when stuff is just better with an audience. Just shows that they are GENUINELY funny.

[@parvye]

The live version of this sketch is hilarious! Loved Arms' choice of voice in this one

[@chawannuch55]

Pavel Vorako couldn’t agree more!

[@gabrielaalegria5273]

Exactly! Me too.

[@cait812]

Interesting seeing how the KZbin sketches change when they're on stage. Impressed how far Arma managed to carry Hog.

[@synthetichumangaming4634]

"What are we doing? Is this the craic? Are we the lads?"

[@tamannad5107]

3:07 the shit eating grin on his face is amazing😂

[@MelissaKayKhanhDoIt]

How is Arms so adorable in this sketch haha

[@icecranberry2148]

Arms is so perfect as a phone. And the way you interact with the public...I love it!

[@fredarok579]

I’m already confused and fascinated.

[@sdcard9649]

When I saw the title I thought that this will be the same repeated sketch of a person acting as a cell phone But of course you proved me wrong Thanks for the laughs

[@CameraHam]

Glad to see we finally get an update to the old sketch

[@robhiggins7823]

i love how they get their audience involved in so many sketches

[@Engineer_Who]

No one: Absolutely nobody: Literally not a single soul because quarantine: Hog: _I touched the boobs twice!_

[@TabithaHolland_]

The whole unlocking part would've been awkward if they'd picked a female phone 😂

[@pineapplesandjellies]

That's probably why they didn't...

[@punkwrestle]

Sexual harassment 101. They would have had a session with HR..

[@windyhawthorn7387]

It was awkward with a man.

[@patrickhector]

@@punkwrestle Technically still harassment, but hey if everyone's on board

[@damngangpost-productions8549]

It's still harassment if it's a man, just more frowned upon if its a woman

[@phamduy278]

I know I've watched so much that I instantly remember "Darren" as his name. . and Steve.

[@maddisongill3475]

This makes me sadder about the cancellations. In the words of Foil, "corona virus has ruined everything". Can't wait to see you next year though ☺️.

[@osomister]

Hope that your doing ok foil arms and hog. Thanks for keeping up the really funny content in this lonely time.

[@fredarok579]

Not really.

[@pureflame6755]

- Call Dave - He wants you 😂😂

[@maudn.c.8129]

Thursday is the new Friday! Who cares about the weekend now anyway when you've been in lockdown for 5 weeks?! 😂😥 Thanks a million for these 8 min 50 of laughter 😊

[@DmanYTofficial]

*What's this, is this the craic, are we the lads* Gets me every time.

[@dervela1237]

Why is the music Arms was doing at the start stuck in my head lol 😂 U guys rock stay safe 😊 EH DOOMDAH!!!

[@sophiaanna7458]

hehe

[@dervela1237]

Hello Sophia 😊

[@sophiaanna7458]

@@dervela1237 Hi!

[@dervela1237]

Hi

[@baggieboydan82]

@@dervela1237 I wanna be involved hi

[@Barbara-vu7df]

I love this comedy group. They make days at work so much better!

[@likklej8]

These guys are crazy. Most original comedy act in ages good luck and stay safe.

[@dadizhang1693]

Darren is such a good sport

[@Lalita_Chevaliere_108]

You guys are geniuses, I love you so much! You Foil all my plans to Arm myself against Hogging your videos till 2 am.

[@finnthefruit847]

The tiny laugh from foil after he banged the thing (idk what it’s called) was just so wholesome 😂

[@kessingland7681]

Which part? 🤣

[@konamama5545]

It's a cymbal. 😁

[@rubylyons2637]

The poor Darren guy is always brought up stage on this live

[@majkaBeni]

Tinder activated 😆 Oh, how I wish I was there, my brightness would be increased to maximum😆

[@katesampleseverything]

COVID-19: I'm going to make life miserable and boring! Foil, Arms and Hog: Skiddly what? We don't think so, you're doom-dahed!

[@davidagnew193]

Me: has no clue what day it is. Foil Arms and Hog: Upload. Me: Ah so Thursday then.

[@sabirahtahir418]

You guys are hilarious can't get enuff of ur sketches...hope u guys get Netflix show , but please dont stop doing live show I still haven't gotten the chance to see u guys live😍😍🥳

[@elle.mack.wednesday]

It had me laughing pretty much constantly from start to end.

[@susannamiranda24601]

"OPEN MY TAXI!" "My taxi ready" (proceeds to piggyback) [where can I get a friend who will do this with me?]

[@ronanokane4068]

Brilliant! One of my favourite sketches!

[@anonymous_selkie]

Aaaah but quinoa isn't the same thing as couscous - one's gluten free and the other's not! Did ye learn nothing from the tragic death of poor Bittles?!

[@BigBossIncarnate]

"low battery, low battery" *gives it a snickers* "cheers" 😁😎 I remember seeing this live. Honestly one of my favourite sketches ye have. Love the puns aswell.

[@idc5309]

The man the myth the legend, Darren

[@schattentaenzerin]

I thought "why watch the same sketch again?" but the live version was so different and much better. You seem like no show would be alike. I'd love to see you live. But I'll make sure not to sit in the front rows ;) Kudos to Darren. I'd probably faint on stage.

[@Dlúith]

Further proof of my previous theory that foil is desperate for love and got the other two to write sketches to accomplish his goal

[@amyhill2322]

Where can I buy the human smartphone, specifically the Arms edition. Asking for a "friend"

[@Heleendje]

Your local Arms dealer

[@thealbanianlorg6542]

Heleendje 😂😂😂

[@Ajuhdnis]

4:00 to 4:10 You guys nailed the "Typing"-Hi-for-10-minutes phenomenon. 👏👏👏 Stay safe guys!

[@siggim9170]

I love your skits in Stage sooooo much 😍😍😍 and your "work" with the audience. 😂😉 please send my warm Greetings to the farmer and his lads 🙋🏼‍♀️

[@OneSneakySloth]

This was excellent, love the mad stories you guys come up with

[@escapistfromhell1543]

Foil, my name is Tina and i would never cheat on you!

[@milutin.mp4]

Small correction: subtitle says 12 months contract instead of 12 years

[@theonlyenekoeneko]

Oh that’s funnier!

[@thatdarnkitteh]

Hope I get to see these lads live one day. Love from South Africa!

[@ameliaford4338]

I'm interested to see how FaceTime would work.........

[@UptightWither]

the face twists and turns untill it looks like the person your calling

[@ameliaford4338]

@@UptightWither polyjuice!

[@UptightWither]

@@ameliaford4338 ?

[@ameliaford4338]

@@UptightWither from harry potter......

[@UptightWither]

@@ameliaford4338 oh sorry, not a harry potter fan

[@nhmooytis7058]

Brilliant as usual! Between Thursdays, I go back and rewatch my faves!

[@aine3424]

"Collin you got a miss call from Tina"

[@can1687]

i want Arms as my Phone 😍

[@elisabetbenson]

I was glad to already be on the floor because I started rolling with laughter! Thanks for sharing this absolute gem!

[@maitri5265]

That audience search was brillant!

[@user-im4ch7lj4j]

I've been looking forward to Thursday all week 👌

[@LucyXuCovers]

Every time I hear the name Sinead now I just hear 'Sinead is playing football in the toilet and eating a sweater on the bus'

[@krunalpatel4736]

Foil Arms and Hog, you're our calendar. It's Thursday!!

[@Dharmarenee]

These guys are so talented, they should have their own network or cable show.

[@tommymorgan73]

This is unbelievable 😂😂😂😂 the amount of off the cuff comedy! Shows the talent from the lads. Takes a lot of courage to involve the crowd as much as that

[@thegoodstuff6130]

If I'd have been the replacement phone I'd have said "SIM card mate, can't do anything you say without my SIM card" 😂

[@FoodNerds]

“My Tina?” “It was only phone sex!” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@alial-timimy7917]

These guys are incredible, how they don't have like 10 million subscribers I will never know

[@rosequartz4102]

Airplane mode had me CACKLING 😂

[@renae1866]

This was hilarious. 😂 I would hate to be chosen for audience participation though.

[@elliefox4436]

Lol thanks for brightening up my Thursday lads ❤

[@pamelapainter3195]

OMG! That was hilarious. We were supposed to be in Ireland right now, darn it, now we are shooting for November. I hope we can catch a show when we come.

[@sigridvanosch1990]

I remember this one as a sketch in the office. But I like it much better live! Great work!

[@elvinchateauvert]

This is sketch is so much better live!

[@katherinecollins4685]

This is the funniest channel ever. These guys are genius’

[@LaLaurinda]

Tinder open tinder activate searching for tinder in ur area. His face.😂😂😂

[@rosebonior4691]

Sinéad is right. Foil is lovely. ❤️

[@spottydog7143]

I'm actually quite sad he picked his phone over his friend XD Brilliant sketch lads

[@dontcallmelil8619]

That was sooo funny, I'm saving this to show to others

[@dvdv8197]

Imagine if they got together thanks to this sketch. :')

[@stephenfeerick9786]

Was really looking forward to seeing you guys live on 27th March...hopefully won't have to wait too long for rescheduled gig...great sketch btw.

[@Prettyblueshy]

Thank you for keeping us smiling during these tough times. I hope soon we can all go roaming. 😉 Take care of yourselves and stay safe.

[@eddaeugenianewball5080]

You guys are fantastic and always make my day. Thanks you! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@angezmoi]

One of my favourite sketches 💕

[@thealbanianlorg6542]

OMG THANK GOD IT’S THURSDAY - FOIL ARMS & HOG!!! 😂😂😭😭😭❤️💕

[@kateb1761]

Brilliant one lads! I choked on my cereal

[@paulbnixon]

Literally crying with the laughter

[@Rainbowgrrl]

‘Dave he wants you’ *finger guns* 👌

[@izzy6395]

Brilliant, Lads! Well done!

[@alfa_kenny_body]

If I had the chance to go through anyone's phone without them knowing, it'd clearly be Tina's phone.

[@lasairfhionakennedy3012]

This is definitely in my top 3 favourite live sketches :-)

[@ilonavandertang]

I agree 😂

[@dempo-ms3zj]

Happy Thursday everyone

[@JustThesePlease]

Lads you gotta make the club tune into an actual song

[@miab3349]

"WOULD YE NOT SUCK IT UP WHEN WE'RE FILMIN THE GIG?!" 😂😂 cracks me up everytime

[@scyobiempire4450]

I need to see you guys live sometime

[@foilarmsandhog]

We agree, that'd be great