Human Wash Roller Coaster - Planet Coaster 2

[@WarriorsWay780]

Two workers on the coaster: “Hey Bill, should we do something about the giant lake in the way?” “Nah, let it go Sam! The fewer people we have leaving the park the better. What’s so bad about a half dozen lawsuits?”

[@pastywhiteboy9393]

Waterboarding made fun

[@drumbum3.142]

😂

[@Xeacons]

"WHERE'S THE MONEY?![Splash] Talk! [Splash]" "[Gasp] I could ride this all day...cough..."

[@silverdemonwolf426]

Have a machine that sprays soap on the riders right before the lake and make the coaster a required ride for everyone attending an anime or gaming convention.

[@Liminal-Galaxy-System6819]

LMAOOOOOOO 💀💀💀

[@PatshraygKawlinse-o4b]

True💀

[@Avaa-vanilla995]

No, honestly, because the game room ar EVERY anime convention I've been to has that one section that REEKS.

[@hhdhpublic]

You only have wash cycle, you also need drying cycle

[@Bigwalrus-jy8ew]

Fax

[@JeffreyMason-e3k]

Or just wear a swimsuit.

[@sihollett]

They are in the wrong order - the wash is at the end, and the big long fast bit beforehand is the drying cycle

[@Zizhou]

It's a separate ride so you have to pass by a few concession stands on the way to the other one.

[@JeffreyOliverRock]

Thanks for the wash! I've been meaning to get my bones polished soon anyway.

[@speakfrenchwiththierry]

people flying around like baguettes in a blender, landing straight into ze Pool of Doom

[@limiv5272]

This feels like a personal insult. I showered today, I swear!

[@hudsonball4702]

If you rode this a second time would you have Rinsed and repeated?

[@joshcarter-com]

I have to ask, how long does it take to make these? You do a great job of combining silly/absurd sections with legitimately cool and graceful coasters.

[@sasoridanna9250]

What do you think fish smelled like before this rollercoaster was made?

[@yokosomike]

Where is this roller coaster located?

[@Pacnar5688-pd6ym]

This Coaster Is Only in the videogame universe, so it does not exist In Real Life.

[@yokosomike]

@ lol!!!

[@gustavodesouza27]

Are you sure you really asked this question?!

[@JeffreyMason-e3k]

This reminded me like those back in colonial times where ducking inside the lake several times was a common punishment for wrongdoers, most commonly involving gossiping women.

[@leeblack6139]

Where's the spin cycle?

[@Lemanic89]

The water is chlorinated, right?

[@MynameisKenChikushi]

この寒い時期にやめてよ。。

[@TheRjb2010]

Make sure to have your affairs in order before you ride this coaster. Your next of kin will thank you.

[@jasminnemcdonald94A]

I don't think so.

[@goincrabbin6756]

🤣😂🤣😂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃

[@blackzach913]

The lake Part should have been at the beginning

[@鉄道旅行家]

ママー、なんかびしょびしょの人がいるー

[@Rabid-Pinocchio]

Absolute nonsense. Even if that coaster was travelling at 200 Mph, the force of friction as well as the weight of the water would grind that thing to a halt by the Second turn.

[@gustavodesouza27]

It's a game. It's normal to have no logic, really!!

[@Rabid-Pinocchio]

@@gustavodesouza27 sorry for being a bonehead. I guess my brain tries to look at these sims and think,, it's supposed to be a simulation of reality. Sometimes Ijust need to make a nice cup of hot chocolate, sit down and take a few dozen chill pills. Thanks for giving me a slap of reality. Cheers.

[@joshcarter-com]

@@Rabid-Pinocchio the silly physics is part of what makes these absurd rides so amusing.

[@JasonNbraun78]

You should drop the stats of the coaster in the description.