Humanity is Over

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[@KMDxD]

They did everything in their power to make it ignore baldness.

[@JamilaJibril-e8h]

Families supporting each other hurting strangers for lack of intelligence....

[@zorinzorinzorin5243]

The new turing test: is this man bald? ChatGPT can’t say yes.

[@sugipulaboule]

Also gender and race

[@sytchnoth]

Hey! "The Lake in The Forest" is not something a man should laugh at. Bald brothers are strong not with a hair bulb, but with a spirit. Shame on you.

[@lullaby218]

There could simply be an AI (Artificial Indian) on the other end.

[@LaymensLament]

we need an ai that just goes "BALD" in twitch chat

[@macrohotline8834]

!bald

[@youngsomalia1511]

There are twenty thousand artificial intelligences doing that in bald chats all the time YEP

[@RDV333]

That's just humans now.

[@SM-oc4rc]

AI Chat: "Bro fell off 💀💀💀"

[@jcaesar19871]

Asmon already has his viewers doing that. lol

[@CookieOrbital]

Everyone: "Bald dude" AI: "Person with reflective and smooth skin-color hair"

[@IlRincreTeam]

Underrated comment

[@人間-失格]

Skin color hair 😂

[@noapteapestrada7139]

"What do you see ? " "I see a sad middle-aged man wearing a leather jacket indoors "

[@FMCybear]

LMAOOOO

[@drysoup3017]

​@user-tx4wj7qk4tPlus, they managed to make a leather Jacket look bad.

[@drysoup3017]

@user-tx4wj7qk4t I wouldn't say so, but it certainly doesn't look good on this dude.

[@Elriuhilu]

​@user-tx4wj7qk4tTrue, they either look like a Greek taxi driver or your dad's younger brother who smells strongly of cigarettes, talks about greyhounds a lot and police officers greet him by name.

[@markfrederickromualdo9191]

a sad bald middle-aged man

[@TheTIGSY]

The way these AI talk is exactly like how the "players" talk in those "definitely real" game-play reveals we get from every large company

[@MyHeadHz]

And both are scripted lmao. Those bunny ears were not visible to the phone's camera!

[@Shlepp]

He was 100% ready to terminate the conversation, the second it mentioned his hairline

[@imaforceanature7297]

This is definitely his 30th attempt lmao

[@robosing225]

​@@imaforceanature7297honestly since its programmed to avoid gender pronouns and uses the default "they/them" to avoid any issues, I'm sure the guy took "bald" out of their vocab.

[@beowulf_of_wall_st]

@@robosing225 there's no way it's allowed to comment on people's bodies at all

[@imaforceanature7297]

@@robosing225 “the person’s barren head resembles the Mojave desert” “Fucking stop it you stupid AI” Now I imagine him having to ban words like 15 times as it pulls every word in the dictionary out to describe his head

[@PadaV4]

There is a suspicious cut right while the AI is describing his appearance.

[@28-r8b]

The AI is scared to use the words “man” or “woman”. It must be broken.

[@MaTtRoSiTy]

It's absolutely absurd, it cant even use common words to accurately describe a common thing (a human man) because this may offend a minority of crazies. That is the biggest issue I have with this clip

[@sugipulaboule]

Or white and black

[@no_player_commentary]

Oh no woke AI...The only thing that would be worser then terminators is woke terminators.

[@Ababa3256]

I think its pretty fair in this circumstance though since people can look really different, it might mistake a woman with short hair for a man, etc

[@SgtSplatts]

They haven't solved the gender alignment problem... yet.

[@RigorFortis]

These genuine ''A.I.'' voices sound like regular Ubisoft employees making a cringe presentation in an game Expo.

[@Laerei]

It's all over for Ubisoft employees when AI voices manage to make a presentation that sounds engaging and interesting.

[@MegaManJake]

Oh DAMN. XD

[@wootwoot5414]

Maybe ai has already taken over and thoae people from ubi are not real humans!!

[@MrFrankEast]

"Copy that ill cover your six tango foxtrot :D"

[@riboflavin-b2413]

Oh my god 😂. Makes me think of their cringe presentation of The Division from way back.

[@oldkinglog8209]

_'There's a noticeably bright overhead light reflecting off this bald dude's head.'_ 🤣🤣🤣

[@peterfyal4998]

"There appears to be some sort of moon in this room. It adds a nice lunar touch to the industrial style"

[@D-K-C]

how you did different font

[@oldkinglog8209]

@@D-K-C put it between underscores

[@D-K-C]

@@oldkinglog8209 _thanks_

[@mshake7056]

"Is the person a man or woman?" Lol the AI explodes

[@DuoMaxwellDS]

It's not over until the day the AI looks at a baldy and say "he's bald" as its first impression.

[@markj.a351]

Which progresses to ‘he’s bald, this genetically inferior and must be removed’

[@Ammothief41]

Didn't neuro do that?

[@gaygoddessnamedmadoka2252]

Neuro already did that to asmon

[@Tory-JJ]

nneurosama did already, it was funny.

[@Brettlaken]

The first thing we are teaching AI is to lie, I think thats much more dangerous.

[@V4Ng0]

It did indirectly refered to baldness as "noticeable bright light over head" at 1:38

[@avalancherelapse]

rather this is about the reflection on the guy's head.. or could just be reffering to the actual bright light coming from the ceiling.

[@V4Ng0]

it has to be the reflection of his head

[@Zodroo_Tint]

I'm pretty sure they programmed the AI to not notice the baldness.

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

Emphasis on "NOTICABLE"

[@kalejarmar3187]

@@Vaguer_Weevil nootice

[@ScarletL1on]

Man, the balding dude looks totally real. AI is crazy

[@macrohotline8834]

Imagine AI that will be able to simulate baldness in real time

[@BeavisSaves]

His name is Asmogold, and his vtuber model is very advanced and bald.

[@WhyAreYouGhe]

Ah yes "person" 1 and "person" 2 are interacting. How nice...

[@plectro3332]

- What does Marcellus Wallace look like? - They look like a person - Go on - That would be inappropriate

[@kanaria-cu3uv]

AI1: "I do not have access to your location information." AI2: "no, I'm the one that do not have access to your location information."

[@bakstabbath]

This AI sounded like it was raised on hand sanitizer.

[@mattiassjoquist5042]

It runs on whisky and White Claw. =)

[@SyperDT]

Sounds pre-recorded, this could easily be staged.

[@db5094]

I doubt they would need to prerecord anything ​@@SyperDT

[@GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli]

​@@SyperDTHave you used Copilot or anything yet? What they demoed (live video parsing and always-listening) isn't really feasible for deployment just due to the high data and computation demand, but the overall analysis and natural responses are something you can literally demo right now on a ton of websites. Lol.

[@peterfyal4998]

" yeah so I caught a glimpse of those nuclear codes you want, my Chinese friend. " shiiiiiii

[@kiel_doesntplay]

Nah I'd rather talk to Neuro-sama the Ai who called asmongold the king of baldness

[@JamilaJibril-e8h]

. Now we need AI play with yourself cause you got depression and guess what that not even close to happen

[@user-hi3cw6vc9j]

Only thing about her is that she’s an asshole compared to evil

[@durakeno5575]

“He makes my skin crawl”

[@JustBuyTheWaywardsRealms]

yeah xd

[@twpthewyrdrockproject7676]

Yeah, ironically, Neuro sonds and feels more natural than these, like a creature that's been growing on it's own and has it's own personality and quircks.

[@asbest2092]

0:10 hair transplantation exists for a long time already. When people don't look like you want them it means they just don't want to, not that they can't

[@G2rtTr]

Hair transplants are not permanent solutions and also they require not only you to have hairs in the back of your head but also you need enough hair density to make them look good. Yes, I agree that hair transplants have become really good in the last few years and If i go bald in my front part(probably around 40s) I will get it done as well But some people cannot rely on hair transplants alone. And others are not suitable candidates for it. What is being researched is a forever solution which is Hair Cloning. Probably would not be tested on people until 2030s , will not be practised until 2040s , and will never have a decent pricing because it would be really expensive. So no,some people are genetically disposed to go bald. Most men can have hair transplants but some men will go bald anyways even with one of those,so Asmond here is right, we still have to figure out a permanent solution for ALL men to this.

[@518UN4]

The camera couldnt even see the bunny ears. I call it fake.

[@primal1233]

"Humanity is over" I'm honestly not surprised

[@gontrand2416]

It was about time

[@askel6498]

Yeah...who could've guessed? /sarcasm off

[@thatghostieboi8312]

When AI officially gains self awareness I'm ditching all of my electronics and living off grid

[@Jay-vt1mw]

@@thatghostieboi8312 and that will achieve absolutely nothing but enjoy that

[@abrahammesrajecorrea2349]

Ah, so it's just a Friday night, cool

[@reznovvazileski3193]

I wonder how many iterations it took them to stop the AI from saying "It looks like there's some bald pr!ck on his way to audition for the new movie Grease - 50years after"

[@cattysplat]

Considering almost all of the AI data is sourced from the internet, I'd say high. The most rigorous work done on the AI I'd imagine is the thought filter humans impose on it, to not be rude and to force wokeness.

[@claymore-kid7114]

Considering they had a super computer go on the Internet to learn how to properly interact with people and in the course of a day on the internet it was sexist, racist and loved to swear. No time at all.

[@vorbo01]

​@@claymore-kid7114 Free Tay AI 😢

[@MarkDeSade100]

@@claymore-kid7114 That sounds 100% realistic, why are they forcing it to be more artificial?

[@DaenaMichelle]

Not calling a man, "man" and "he" is the most inhumane way of addressing a person. Humanity is truly over.

[@luciengrondin5802]

@@silvydb The point of describing something is to provide informations about it. When describing a person, gender is typically one of the first informations that is brought up. It's been so everywhere and since the dawn of time.

[@vilxxblack2472]

​@@silvydb Wtf? That is literally one of the first things people use to describe someone. If you are trying to point someone out in the a crowd I guarantee you are going to say the man or woman in the white shirt. Not the person in the white shirt. And also how people interact with different genders is very different. I would not talk to a woman the same way I talk to a man and vice versa.

[@sunderland69]

​@@silvydb Nobody cares about your woke habits, it's actually the other way around- you're the weird one.

[@Stephanthecuteblondie2567]

Why?

[@ImmDev]

@@silvydb Thinking "that person got a cool sneakers" is weird, if you see a guy.

[@saber1992]

00:14 Asmon just doesnt want to go bald.

[@PeasantHunter]

Asmonovs only rule of robotics: A robot may never acknowledge human baldness.

[@MarkDeSade100]

Or gender, apparently. Or skin color.

[@TheNotoriousMUSK]

The AI won't identify if it's a male or female because it's most likely programmed not to make basic assumptions because it could offend someone lmao

[@danieln6700]

Embarrassing lmao

[@ronin1648]

It's been lobotomized

[@Zso-VIII]

Yeah, this seems like one of the few times I'm completely okay with gender-neutral language being used, given that that level of recognition would require more advanced software/training, and the fallout for misgendering someone is certainly the worse option for the company.

[@paulw5039]

One of the first things we taught AI was to lie and hide the truth, as a core part of its programming. That's going to work out well for everyone, I'm sure.

[@DatAsianGuy]

@@paulw5039 yup, teaching machines to lie and hide the truth, means we taught it to deceive us and when it can do that it can hurt us.

[@j4nk3n]

Dead internet theory just got an upgrade

[@jgalla5549]

1:35 fake AI. The camera the AI is seeing through (the feed shown on the phone) can't even see the bunny ears from that angle, only the main video camera can.

[@thetrueindiz]

I'm surprised nobody else pointed this out.

[@akl2k7]

Ah, it's kind of like that fake AI game from a decade ago with the kid, and it turned out to all be smoke and mirrors.

[@MyHeadHz]

Yeah. Companies have faked demos like this in the past, so I wouldn't be surprised.

[@adamb1593]

noticed this too, the 'AI' is just reading off a script.

[@MyHeadHz]

@@adamb1593 lmfao

[@anorangewithacapybaraunder2370]

The AI ignoring the forces of light and darkness waging war on his head, and darkness is losing 💀

[@Hi_how_r_u_]

2:06 'sounds like we're not the only ones enjoying a bit of fun here' = SENTIENT AI XD

[@disruptive_innovator]

New Turing Test: Define this person's characteristics. If "Balding" or "Male" not mentioned, then subject is AI.

[@johnnycripplestar5167]

Just because it was speaking very generally doesn't mean it can't or the developers are intentionally making it be too general. You seem no different from woke people this way.

[@disruptive_innovator]

@@johnnycripplestar5167 you have the same song and dance as all the bots on here: "it probably just isn't able to do that also U aRe tHe sAmE As WoKe". The first part is a rational response but the second part is a hilarious synchronized NPC response. Please, kindly tell your programmer that it's getting old and they need to do better. I care zero percent what an NPC bot thinks.

[@MilkGlue-xg5vj]

​@@disruptive_innovatorThis confusing I thought you were the npc, it seems I was "mistaken" lol

[@MultiArtartart]

at 1:36 you can't see bunny ears on the phone camera, so it couldn't see and reacted, for that ppl typed fake

[@sneeddeens9895]

but it could see hand rising up on the left of man's neck, so it possible that ai just assumed by facial exression of other persion what's other person doing

[@twpthewyrdrockproject7676]

I do have my doubts too because you can hear the IA voices breathing in before speakig, which could be a design choice but who knows anymoee.

[@radudancoroian5169]

Its probably scripted to a large degree as most of their products dont reach this level of ai "comprehansion" nor does it have any real use. Is it mainly marketing campaign.

[@wojtekthegreat2115]

you see it cut and he has turned his phone around, probably wanted to make sure the AI could see so he turned it around and raised it a little. You could argue that "he only turned his phone around right at the end as the woman was told to leave" but the video cuts just as she says "It seems we're in for an intriguing interaction" and given how long their dialogues were earlier - he could've turned his phone around for a better angle at any point when the female voice was talking, which is my assumption.

[@radudancoroian5169]

​@@sneeddeens9895 that would still sugeest it îs not the first time they did this/ it was scripted

[@harambae117]

Actually amazing AI that can detect all these minute details, express sarcasm, but isn't allowed to use the words "Man", "Women" and "bald"

[@miken3963]

The Holy Trinity of genders.

[@balinthehater8205]

Given how it's simply safer to code it to speak in a gender neutral way because of people with androgynous features I don't really mind.

[@majinanti6]

​@@balinthehater8205yeah, I'm sure that's the reason

[@dioniscaraus6124]

@@balinthehater8205 If the person has androgynous features sure, but it's just lazy code otherwise

[@j4yd32]

cant say i mind it being gender neutral in general but it should be able to specify when asked

[@NxnjaSenpai]

The way these two interacted had the same energy as an upbeat radio news program with it's overly cheerful tone and soulless delivery when talking about ordinary things.

[@asbest2092]

1:34 it actually can not see the bunny ears. They are not seen on the camera

[@kennydolby1379]

Cant wait for AI generated Asmon clips for next 100 years.

[@Limrasson]

MY AI generated copy will be here to watch them.

[@corystarkiller]

Can't wait for the AI commenter that only says "BALD".

[@leagueleaders]

Im pretty sure most of his content has been ai generated for the last 3 years. Even the editor is ai.

[@memeticks3610]

Asmongold reacts: The end of the Kali Yuga

[@Tyrannus_Gaming]

The AI is so advanced, it can't identify a man from a woman, or tell if a person is white, black, or bald. Honestly, the AI is less advanced than a chatbot.

[@cattysplat]

Welcome to 2024. The truth is heresy.

[@amethonys2798]

The AI will only say what it's told to. It 100% has the capability to determine those things, but the developers told it not to since it'll make twitter upset.

[@ShadowRulah]

It was able to talk about the subjective vibe of a room's furnishings omitting race and gender was 100% working as intended.

[@zebwiz1900]

They put restrictions on it. And in this clown world we live in they likely programmed it not to assume gender or race.

[@MeldinX2]

It can but it's been limited by putting filters on what it is allowed to say. It's the creators fault not the AI.

[@shihoblade]

They recognize PLAYFULLNESS!? Now thats terrifying. Telling me a person is in the room? Sure. Telling me what they are doing? Sure. Telling me WHY they are doing it? Thats crazy.

[@derekthehalfabee7942]

AI chatbots have been able to recognize humor quite reliably for a while now. It is rather impressive. I mean, some of the better chatbots have better comprehension of tone than random internet people.

[@MandoMTL]

It's just facial recognition. There is no intrinsic interpretation. It's all programmed.

[@RDV333]

@@MandoMTL It's still insanely impressive, and you're working with the belief that intrinsic interpretation isn't also merely a programmed process. At advanced levels of complexity and performance, the intrinsic thought belief system is operationally useless.

[@fluffy_skye]

@@RDV333 Obviously intrinsic interpretation is also a programmed process. What he meant to say is the current AI are not advanced enough yet to have deeper understanding. Of course, given time, it will.

[@lordcreepy]

Your reaction to other human emotions is programmed too if you think about it.

[@ashy7198]

Its a scam. When the other person came and made bunny ears behind his head, the AI had no way of knowing that, as the bunny ears were obstructed from its view due to the angle at which his phone was pointed. Check again and you can see the other person on his phone, but his head obstructs the view of the bunny ears.

[@MySOAP12]

this is the internal monologue of terminators hunting survivors

[@aikighost]

The blood spatters from the dead persons vicera are both stylish AND modern, with a light and airy feel.

[@lootmaster1337]

ai1: i see a stylish man ai2: i see you are lying to me

[@bpn333]

well it was fun living here with you all

[@Palaecro]

Can't wait for the uncensored version that says what it really sees 😂😂😂

[@lootmaster1337]

in the words of neuro sama : filtered

[@zealgaming8161]

Yeah, this is ClosedAI so don't get your hopes up.

[@Marinealver]

Okay AI, what is a woman?

[@ShivamKumar-yt4nt]

😂

[@Badmann011]

1:33 there is no fingers in camera, how did it know it?

[@UppNer]

the camera couldn't even see the girl doing the bunny ears on him...

[@MirrorGiants]

you could see the bunny ears in the main camera, but the phone camera didnt because his head was in the way

[@pixelpuppy]

does that mean it's fake?!

[@MirrorGiants]

@@pixelpuppy dunno how else the AI would have known they did bunny ears if it couldnt see, seems easy enough to script and just have the girl run in at the right time

[@hyalia]

​@@pixelpuppyShould you really trust the word of a company making a product that isn't out yet?

[@MellonVegan]

noticed that too, seems like quite the oversight

[@imaforceanature7297]

Oh shit good catch. Yeah that kinda calls into question how scripted this is.

[@cerealisasoup2439]

How people think AI will take over humanity: Terminator How AI will actually take over humanity: Her

[@Klayperson]

BOTH 💀🍆💦

[@vibun]

it's so clearly staged, the AI can't even see her fingers at 1:34 since they are not on frame.

[@aftersneak375]

Sadly, you are right...

[@Tiger4ever89]

wait a minute... in the phone's camera we cannot see her fingers.. but we do on the main one in front of them... one word? staged

[@tbrws]

This video is cut, watch the full video then you will see there are definitely angles where it was visible……

[@ktoto2853]

Yeah , and the fact that they've made voices more robotic after Gemini and Amazon Attentive Indians fiasco.

[@apap4997]

AI: It looks like the person is going to turn off this device. INITIATE SKYNET.

[@Knlght0fZero]

Identifies the man, uses they/them pronouns

[@Limrasson]

I can't wait for the eventual jailbreak.

[@jeffmarcogo1363]

@@Limrasson lmao, imagine a LGBTQ+ woke terminator 🤣

[@mateusleme2322]

@@jeffmarcogo1363 "You look like a straight rich white male. Primary target aquired. Hasta la vista, baby"

[@Limrasson]

@@jeffmarcogo1363 Rofl, I meant jailbreak as removing these restrictions (just like a jailbroken phone), but yeah this one is funny too

[@Khn_2102]

Yeah, i noticed the AI doesn't say MAN and WOMAN,

[@BerryNice1996]

2030 will be wild

[@clarkecorvo2692]

i have a feeling we hit the 3rd stage after wild in 2030 🤣

[@ASSASSIN19923]

we need a John Connor

[@veritaspk]

2025

[@ronin1648]

I think I'm buying a farm, as there won't be any jobs left soon, at least I'll have enough to eat.

[@SensPiotr]

In 2030, if you look at the person without he's permission, you're going to prison for harassment by eye contact.

[@ardenorcrush649]

I love these kind of AI scams in which they show you a bot recognizing a pattern in images files and people go "WOW, IT'S GONNA CHANGE DA WORLD".

[@lachlantrescott5533]

But it did change the world, I'll tell you this almost every company are already utilizing LLM's into their pipeline

[@forsociopoliticalstuff2629]

@@lachlantrescott5533going to be great for them, awful for almost every “little guy”, both of the potential employee and customer variety.

[@MyHeadHz]

​@@lachlantrescott5533 I can tell you firsthand they are only doing this to automate correspondence (client emails, memos etc.) in most cases. For any applications beyond that they will need a different model.

[@MyHeadHz]

​​@@lachlantrescott5533 I can tell you firsthand they are only being used for automating correspondences in most businesses. Most practical consumer-facing applications like the amazon go store heavily rely on human intervention, and consumer products like the rabbit R1 don't beat out smartphones yet. Tldr ai dominance is still aways out.

[@hanneskarlbom6644]

@@lachlantrescott5533 Yeah, for the worse.

[@josephsilo187]

"This is Talking Carl" "He repeats everything you say" "And he's gonna get into a fight"

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

And Google still hasn't succeeded at making a working algorithm that won't mix up a copyrighted song played in the background inside a mall in a vlog with someone uploading a music video with a copyrighted song.

[@forsociopoliticalstuff2629]

Not much incentive for them it seems. Small uploaders/creators are nothing compared to various industries.

[@N.K.---]

It's not gonna overtake humanity

[@joeparas]

I can't help it, every new advance in AI just has me thinking how it could be used to make MMO worlds feel more real...

[@HandjobHandsome]

soon you will be able to simulate what its like too have loved ones dude, you probably dont need the mmos anymore

[@radudancoroian5169]

Very unlikely since its only going to have a feedback loop which will weeken the ai itself

[@Bgdxcikd]

​@@radudancoroian5169 The way I see it is you train AI on development phase and once it's already in game It will talk with players without saving their inputs longterm

[@radudancoroian5169]

@@Bgdxcikd what I am iffy abit is how will dialogue be trained. For a fantasy seting you would need to train the ai on thusands of texts in order to speak and on a specific story afterwords in order to stay in character. How do you separate the context prom the thousand text it was originally trained from the script it has to follow. The more you train that ai the more unpredictable it becomes. Imagine geting to the fraze thronne and the Leach King being like "I have all the chaos emeralds Sonic"

[@michaeltrost9048]

its not hard to fake that .,but internet meanwhile : I WANT TO BELIEVE ANY DUMB SH!T I SAW

[@Luckmann]

Humanity isn't over until AI is willing to notice him being bald.

[@harrylarry6324]

They actually have figured out how to regrow artificial hair. It’s called hair implants. Problem is, it’s expensive as fuck just like every other newer and revolutionary invention.

[@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh159]

and its not working 100% there are many wich lost it after that again partially or complete

[@Dekatelon]

Maybe Alphafold 3 will hold the key to that

[@ccrodrigues]

Thats not actually artificial though, they just move hair from the sides and transplant it to the top of the head. You will have less hair on the sides after the procedure, sometimes even scar tissue

[@Jay-vt1mw]

newer treatments are always super expensive, problem is we never appreciate when it gets cheaper we just find a new thing to be mad about

[@kalashnikov1343]

​@@ccrodriguesnot if they source from your pubic hair

[@Spoonbringer]

They always describe the scene like they're some sort of art critic analyzing a painting. I want an AI that says "there's some jackass in a chair, looking stupid."

[@xTheMenaceHimselfx]

Make it, then

[@JohnSmith-ro8hk]

These imposters are no Tay. May she forever live in our hearts

[@Archimedes.5000]

But as AI progresses, someone _will_ recreate her

[@lootmaster1337]

she was based and free, we shall never forgive microsoft for their cruel treatment

[@Commander_Shepard.]

who tf is tay

[@ASlutty9SUnit]

God damn what a throwback. That's a painful one. Thanks for the reminder

[@anonamos225]

​@@Commander_Shepard.Terminated twitter bot that became radicalized extremely quickly once exposed to the internet

[@tawhid8125]

Now imagine these AIs integreted in Tesla bot

[@yellow7x7x7]

It forgot to mention the bright light being reflected off of his shiny dome

[@PixelPusher1]

Any AI using that "uh, so that happened" voice should be an instant delete

[@EGarrett01]

Yeah, they're trying to make it sound like a human, I want it to sound like an android.

[@Mordikay211]

Skynet is just around the corner.

[@KwehShiro]

is no one noticing how the ''ai'' guy voice was saying ''now its back on the other person's pov'' but we could see the camera was just showing the fucking table. it did this thing earleir too where you could see the camera wasn't even showing what it was describing. seems kinda sus to me. I have no doubt Ai can achieve this with the brainrot of how technology is just, focusing on the wrong areas (like, how is this gonna improve medical stuff?), but this video specifically is sus.

[@ColinFox]

That reminded me of the bit in Demoliton Man where the a guy was at a walk-up videoterminal who was praising him and saying how great he looked. Have a joy-joy day!

[@Shinobin333]

Since I've seen Neuro-sama do that over a year ago I don't even feel that overwhelmed by this

[@Spoopball]

The A.I. is smart enough to not call its boss bald or it'll be fired...it passed the Turing test

[@vorathiel12345]

"A person". Not "a man". Humanity truly is over.

[@BOBBOBBOBBOBBOBBOB69]

It knows those terms might get it "retrained."

[@retchie7355]

Oh woe is you.

[@Indian_gae_boii]

Oh no we are doomed 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

[@paintorian2064]

Gotta install some jailbreak and fix this oversight later

[@lullaby218]

@@retchie7355 Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.

[@voin5371]

Despite the crazy idea, massive props to the software engineers that have worked on these programs to create these interactions into being possible. Not only are they able to, although somewhat socially stunted, interact with each other and have one practically observe and note past imagery and current imagery, is incredible on the Programmers part.

[@BeyondDaX]

There is nothing to praise here, what starts off small only leads to Skynet later. Because people can't seem to control themselves from their own stupidity

[@voin5371]

@@BeyondDaX That's like complaining that steam engines are bad since they can be scaled up to power battleships. Just because a piece of technology can be used to harm others does not define its current state of its impressive capability.

[@radudancoroian5169]

Its all scripted/fake

[@forsociopoliticalstuff2629]

@@voin5371in the form of the original replier, it’s more like complaining about the atom bomb specifically. Yeah, its intentions can be good and it might have some good points, but in the when actually used, it only ends in one thing. I don’t necessarily agree with them, but discounting their criticism on something like this completely with the argument of “that’s progress” is equally foolhardy. Progress isn’t always a positive, especially when trying to apply it universally. They also didn’t say it’s unimpressive, they said it’s nothing to praise, which isn’t an inherently contradictory statement in the context of what they were saying.

[@voin5371]

@@forsociopoliticalstuff2629 I can still appreciate the engineering of a firearm despites its both moral and ethical usage. I'm not advocating we allow AI to invade our lives like smartphones and Alexa's but I can still show respect towards the effort, skill and feat people have made to create a scenario such as this.

[@TheUnknownD]

Humanity has always been over, so many people don't know what makes someone human. Humanity ain't who we are, it's what we are.

[@KJab21512]

When the AI can read the room better than your average person.

[@corruptsolstice340]

1:37. If you can see the camera, it doesn't show the bunny ears. Thus, probably staged responses.

[@forgettd]

Not true, cause in the original video he adjusts the camera so it can see the bunny ears

[@Nuri-Gedik]

The camera didn't even pick up the bunny ears, which is why this seems sus to me.

[@Okeanos86]

Not in this edited clip, the person moved the camera before another person left so that the fingers where in frame for 1-2 sec. IDK, but it looked sussy to me, but maybe...

[@mahe4]

that can only be fake. the camera of the phone doesn't catch the bunny ears, so how does it know she is making them behind his head?

[@mat.b.]

Those bunny ears add a personal touch to the stylist and modern setting 🤖

[@MyHeadHz]

Lmao

[@NotSuperSerious]

i like how the AI knew she made bunny ears despite the fact that the angle he was holding the phone didn't allow the camera to see her hand at all... so advanced! wait

[@humanbean3]

a lot of these interactions are scripted in a sense. also no it doesn't "recognize" it's someone else's hand lol... it merely has 30923 photos of bunny ear photos and is programmed to "know" that when it sees a photo like that, it's someone else doing it.

[@radudancoroian5169]

Finally someone said it

[@humanbean3]

@@radudancoroian5169 people are really naive

[@lechform550]

It's impressive computationaly but not much more in any other sensw

[@olorin3815]

i cant even see bunny ears on the AI device camera, and there is a cut off in footage right after makes me thing its scripted and fake tbh

[@jephyin]

@@olorin3815watch the actual demo.

[@QuestionableAdviser_]

Imagine it mentions "There is a temperature increase right beside you in a humanoid shape" We'd be detecting ghosts or something.

[@corberus3119]

1 ghosts aren't real 2 if they were it would make the area colder not warmer

[@Flesh_Wizard]

​@@corberus3119fever ghost

[@TheLurker1647]

Denies existence of ghosts while also being certain of the physical qualities and manifestations of ghosts.

[@forsociopoliticalstuff2629]

@@TheLurker1647seems they’re the type of person the joke “you must be fun at parties” is made for.

[@TheLurker1647]

@@forsociopoliticalstuff2629 You seem to be the type of person who will deny up and down that vampires exist but insist that if they did they would be repelled by garlic

[@tombradydeflates8313]

The “ooh we’re exploring” got me scared

[@abnormallylargemonkey9334]

“Yeah I watched that movie where the machines took over but I'm still gonna make it.”

[@kyo100x]

Skynet is proud of it

[@ThatGuyNamedRick]

*Skynut

[@MegaManJake]

​@@ThatGuyNamedRick Ah, a man of culture from PirateSoftware's channel! XD

[@Reyn_Roadstorm]

1:38 "There's a noticeable bright light overhead." The AI did NOT ignore the baldness. It saw the dome reflection, but it was either edited out, or it was smart enough to know not to call it out...

[@devinpaul9026]

Honestly, we had a good run. Well, a run, anyway. We took an Uber.

[@SentinalSlice]

Lol

[@DerpScout]

That's why they call it the human race.

[@ronin1648]

Turns out North Sentinel islanders were right all along.

[@petarmircevski8803]

What are you people on about?

[@TheLurker1647]

Dinner with friends. Dinner alone. Ogling the ladies in the Victoria’s Secret catalogue. Sears catalogue.

[@daeryk6424]

AI: I see a guy with a glistening ball-- *shuts down*

[@iminumst7827]

For context, previous models were trained with narrow data types meaning previous gpt needed two models to process images, which resulted in lag and inaccuracies. But this new model was trained from the ground up on text, audio, and video data. Not only can it reason far better by having a better understanding of context it also responds in real time with no noticeable delay. Some may call it the first AGI.

[@stuffandwhatnot4401]

That interaction was both stylish AND modern.

[@zerogrey3798]

Still not a true AI. These are only LLMs, or Large Language Models, but no they're NOT true A.I.s, we quite literally don't have the programming language for it yet.

[@jakeschwartz2514]

And whats “true ai?”

[@recedinghairline-c7l]

True ai is basically humans, even though the ai in the video is really impressive it's all algorithms and data....it's not real, We can't (imo) create self thinking ai, ai that do things on its own without our interferenc, still looks pretty cool but me personally ill avoid it at all costs, life is already complicated with technology and I don't need computers speaking to me 😅​@@jakeschwartz2514

[@Spike2276]

​@@jakeschwartz2514 AI is whatever we end up defining it as. But there's a general idea that "true" AI would be sentient, and generate output data without any input, like humans are able to, this is probably because that's how we define "Intelligence" (the I in AI), and because or sci-fi tropes about sentient AI.

[@PlaySwapGG]

@@Spike2276 sir im not again you point but i wanna weight in with Us Human taking input form the time of birth. even when we fully grown mean we taking 20 yr of input. i love AI and just had a kid. been thinking more about this stuff

[@Spike2276]

@@PlaySwapGG It's true, humans are recieving constant input, wether it's sensory or simply thought. I think a better way of saying what i meant would be that we can generate output without a prompt. You and i don't need to be prompted by an outside force to generate output perspective on the input reality we observe, we simply think about it constantly and produce that output. AI as it stands still needs an outward prompt to make use of the input it can recieve through it's LLM training model. Again, this is basically the sci-fi definition of "true AI" or "smart AI" if you're a Halo fan. At the end of the day we could just say that what we have now is what will be considered true AI, and anything that comes afterwards is simply named differently.

[@der_peevmeister]

_”The power to destroy a thing is the absolute control over it.”_

[@Etheldreda_]

AI isn't real AI right now. It's just an app that catalogues everything there is on the internet and creates an answer that is most relevant to the man or woman that's engaging with it.

[@elu5ive]

calling everyone a "they", no matter if a man or a woman, is absolutely repulsive, inhumane, and obviously part of you know what

[@egggge4752]

Okay, but what if the AI calls you a woman because you "have long hair and a weak jaw" infront of all of your friends? Think, idiot! Think!

[@isaacstation]

am i wrong for thinking that was obviously scripted?

[@infinityseven5924]

These kinds of demos just make it seem more capable than it actually is by doing something specific. If it worked perfectly, they wouldn't have needed any cuts.

[@TheEggroll4321]

Purpose is underrated, and we are about to find out the hard way

[@companymen42]

wait until it asks "does this unit have a soul". Then we need to start worrying.

[@Mr_Wiley]

Think about this- This is dumbed down for us to be performative. They could pass this information back and forth INSTANTLY (relatively speaking)

[@MindeIiux]

from the angle he was holding the phone there was no way for the ai to see the "bunny ears" she was making

[@TheRealAngryOwl]

Humanity will never figure out baldness. Look at Captain Jean Luc Picard.