A HFY Story : Humans are space paladins | 2205 ~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

[@mre4u422]

Any sufficiently advanced technology would be indistinguishable from magic.

[@mattbrown5511]

Thor said as much in one of the Marvel Universe movies.

[@johnShadow12]

i miss when thor was magic like in the comics tech thor sucks same with high tech asgard like it doesnt look close to the comic version which wasnt near a FUCKING CLIFF edge or a dame disc world.@@mattbrown5511

[@nigelsmith7366]

Wrong

[@RealArcalian]

@@mattbrown5511 the original quote is Arthur C Clarke, a sci fi author naturally

[@SymbioteMullet]

But is any sufficiently advanced magic indistinguishable from technology?

[@mattbrown5511]

My last deployment was what ended my US Army career. My platoon medic got around to patching me up after to attending to the wounded in my section. He looked at me (bloody, broken, and bruised) doing what I could to help my boys. Even though I out ranked by a bit, he looked at me and told me to sit the fuck down. He began to work on me and said: "You don't not have this doc's permission to die, you ornery old man." That is the first and only order I ever followed from a subordinate soldier in 18.5 years of service.

[@Max-dw9kg]

glad you pulled through long enough to get home and post this

[@808bigisland]

Oh, the bottom 10% of HS.😂

[@HennryHammerhead]

Hot damn. Glad you made it mate.

[@mattbrown5511]

I'm hard to kill off. Still kicking after 4 combat tours and 2 humanitarian tours.@@HennryHammerhead

[@ptonpc]

Good to know you are still with us.

[@alexistaylor969]

*"FAKE IT UNTIL YOU MAKE IT!"* - The human service technician said calmly

[@TJCID22]

This was actually not as much of an exaggeration as you might think. If you were to replace bullets with a capsule of anti-matter of the same size, a single shot can take down an entire sky-scraper, which means a single soldier with a 1kg magazine could take down an entire city all on his own.

[@juliane.mfarias9285]

And that's why Power Melee Weapons make sense

[@owenthompson4071]

Are we talking anti matter the same mass as a bullet because we'd be looking at more like a Nuke with a half megaton yield or a bullet sized containment device which honestly would be scalable from fire cracker to bunker buster depending on how much antimatter it contained.

[@TJCID22]

@@owenthompson4071 A meant a bullet sized container, and a total of 1kg anti matter when you account for the entire magazine.

[@jarvawolf4369]

That would honestly be freaking scary compared to a nuke imagine the size a nuke would be if that was to be scary compared

[@TJCID22]

@@jarvawolf4369 ...the size of the "actual" nukes (meaning the demon cores) they dropped on Japan was about the size of your fist (and only 2% of that actually underwent fission). The rest was just the delivery mechanism and 98% of waste because they didn't have the technology at the time to be efficient.

[@efaviel]

It always brings me joy when others take pleasure in my stories. Thank you, Agro, for another wonderful narration.

[@AgroSquerril]

Thank you for letting me :) glad you liked it

[@blainetrevino689]

Ima just say this one was good and funny and I honestly wish ya would do a long story with this one especially bc I feel like it’d be very good and hilarious but anyways this one was great

[@bhurbhuvachauhan5009]

how can i read more of your work?

[@queenbee8045]

Thank you so much. This seris was my fav but I forgot the name until watching his recent collection from two weeks ago. Now I can go back and find your written stories to reread

[@Obligate.Carnivore]

Your stories are great! And with Agro reading them it’s a plus plus/win win!!

[@grogvaughan5649]

Epic narration as always. I can recall 4 maybe 5 times during the 2 decades i served in the Army using the line "nobody has given you permission to die. Yet."

[@mattbrown5511]

For me, it was once. God bless Sgt Daniel (Weezy) Dombrowski for saving my, and many more lives. May I meet him on the other side one day.

[@grogvaughan5649]

@mattbrown5511 8 years as a combat medic. To this day, I'm bad with names. Spent too long trying to forget.

[@Strutinan]

Little over a year in the Ordinance Corps, building custom boomboom for specific mission needs...and often called on to DEPLOY it. Had to have my nomex suit peeled off me because a butter bar had the damn map upside down, and told me the wrong munitions bunker door to thermal lance through. I asked (screamed) why I was being tortured. The ranger escorting my charred semi-corpse said it was because I didn't have permission to die. THAT struck me so hard that it gave me the mental shock I needed to pull back from the pain, and hear him tell me about all of the mission I couldn't remember anymore. Sgt Karlsman, thank you, you grumpy psychotic adrenaline junky 😂

[@grogvaughan5649]

@Strutinan some of those butter bars are 100% without a doubt the absolute most dangerous thing in the life of their troops.

[@clonechoopa31]

Damn... an unsupervised teenager with a bigass sword and lofty words made a city into a circus with just his presence alone... 😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@artyd42]

Picture the one who said "Oh, sorry, I just didn't have permission to die." and his entire reasoning is because the paperwork would have killed him if he dodged the spaceship crashing into him.

[@mattbrown5511]

Probably early 20s, but not much of a difference.

[@TheSEWARZ]

Yo just thinking about it, this would make a awesome book if it covered the war. I mean, imagine a small squad of humans with just "swords" and "bows" taking on an entire fleet without even a ship to ride. Like thats some dragon ball shit right there

[@Mugthraka]

They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be of iron will and steely muscle. In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns will they be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have tactics, strategies and machines such that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the Defenders of Humanity. They are my Space Marines and they shall know no fear.[1] --The Emperor of Mankind

[@foxgod995]

For the emperor

[@Snipergoat1]

The power of myth and the power of technology combined, nie unstoppable.

[@bramslootweg]

Another small dose for my addiction...

[@JS-vn1og]

This was a good story. I bet it would make a great series.

[@someoneawesome8717]

As a theatre kid, this sounds like the best possible job for me

[@RealengoPrimordialDemon]

Welcome back Agro, I was waiting for your return and as always another awesome narration.

[@dalemorgan8263]

All hail the goddess of freedom.

[@FullchanAnon]

* eagle screech in the distance *

[@olebloom1641]

Good example for Clarktech disguised as magic.

[@Shadow.Dragon]

Great story and great narration! Reminds me of the ST:TNG episode "Who Watches The Watchers".

[@Im_Back88]

Nothing better than making nice cup coffee and finding a new story in my list 💪🤠☕️

[@scottcampbell7944]

Intergalactic: automatically connotes millennia of advancement. Technology would seem magical. The idea of presenting humans as magicians to simplify our presentation and avoiding conflict is genius.

[@erushi5503]

Human main class: Paladins Human Sub classes: Bards, Druids, Rangers, Rogues, Sorcerers, Barbarians, Alchemists?

[@MidnightSmoke]

Here is your like and comment as payment for the story and to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@alliegamerbunny]

authority for authenticity makes a big difference.

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

[@NarcsisticX]

Always makes me feel happy hearing these stories. Don't really know why

[@brianjuergensmeyer8809]

Welcome home, Agro!

[@madkow007]

for some reason, i really liked this one. would like to hear more of the before

[@dragongreek9059]

I think this is my favorite

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Clever use of differing perspectives.

[@AliceDeBois]

Thank you for always rocking I hope that your voice is doing okay.

[@bloodcult5262]

Great to hear you again

[@haskellyoung3121]

Keep banging away at it. I look forward to your videos.

[@yomogami4561]

thank you for the interesting story and wonderful narration

[@davidbrown969]

your storys are always cool

[@raywilcox1]

Thanks!

[@AgroSquerril]

My pleasure , thank you for the dono. It is very much appreciated

[@medicentio]

I'm not even gonna talk about how good the story and narration are, but bout the utter fool who disliked this video. I mean, WHO can dislike this?!

[@rossdavies8250]

Another good one. Praise the algorithm...

[@martinwyke]

This would be a great meta

[@jesusfigueroa2921]

Nice

[@Pilgrim98]

Commenting so you get more revenue hopefully. This is my payment.

[@klappstock943]

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

[@juliane.mfarias9285]

That was awesome!

[@Αγγελοςπαντης-ο8ζ]

I didn't think you would get any more videos for a month or two Are you fine with the operation ??

[@Rawkit_Surgeon]

Honestly, I would have probably given limited parts access to the player before the first boss just to give them a taste of certain play styles. Would have also loved the chance to hire other players for some jolly co-op action.

[@wyrmlabrynth2651]

Where's the title's art from

[@hilmarheathkliff9511]

Im early today

[@genericuser984]

cool

[@coreyarsenault2236]

For the algorithm

[@d.wayneharbison8691]

Please, what are you saying at the beginning of your podcasts? "Good evening, ladies and ????-gents?"

[@ihtfp01]

"Good evening, ladies and mentlegents." It's his standard opening...

[@d.wayneharbison8691]

@@ihtfp01 thank you. I was having difficult understanding the word.

[@mannymaze153]

What happened to a nature of predators??

[@AgroSquerril]

Will be back when I have fully recovered from surgery

[@vampf5700]

Hallo

[@IlIWarGIlI]

So... hope you have healed well before all this man.

[@cheezeguyLOZ]

SMITE

[@Inufan2005]

Sooo.... DnD Larping?

[@arandomsystemglitch2398]

Cause there guns are to strong nah mate if that sword can literally tear reality and open a rift to the 4th dimension then what need is there for a gun that armor probably also makes them insanely fast ai can probably also speed up there mind to make everything seem like its in slow motion for atleast the eyes sure body may not be that fast but if you can do the motions in time then you can doge even bullets hell that sword can probably act as a personal ftl travel

[@xeniosaias]

Ladies and what ...

[@Ryvaken]

Was really hoping for a story of morality and faith bringing light into a dark galaxy. Instead I get charlatans accidently creating planets of neo-pagans. These are not paladins.

[@FedralBI]

F.T.A.

[@merlinwizard1000]

78th, 23 September 2023