Humans, War Crimes, and the XenoPhage by Slow-Ad2584 | Humans are space Orcs | HFY | TFOS1069

[@doctorbright1065]

Xenos: "What's a Geneva Convention?" Humans: "Genocide it is!"

[@michaelscott6022]

"We have the Geneva Conventions." *Thradd commit war crimes* "We have the Geneva Checklist."

[@peterhacke6317]

I do love playing geneva bingo

[@quinnhasse9170]

Geneva to do list

[@ravenouself4181]

Oh, look, new points to add!

[@MarrockV]

@@ravenouself4181 It's not whether you win or lose, but how many pages you add to the rule book.

[@gundam2jimmy]

Yup

[@demonwolf8024]

That story is the very definition of "Don't mistake my kindness for weakness".

[@AgroSquerril]

yup

[@gmailquinn]

Reminds me of dsmp: puffy and anti-frost. " you took my kindness for weakness, YOU ARE DEAD ANTIFROST!!!!!!!!"

[@damiennightmaresx7950]

@@gmailquinn damn- when you dont only watch one person shit got weird on there didnt it?

[@wrathshorts2894]

This list of human war crimes is incomplete. You can help by EXPANDING it.

[@amorphoussolid8512]

Consider it done!

[@brianl8481]

Humans: Challenge accepted!

[@wrathshorts2894]

@@brianl8481 Let's make this a F$*KING competition.

[@rubenenrique3210]

Remember kids, is not a war crime the first time

[@tachyon8317]

"You humans have 'rules' for war?! How absurd! Now, suffer!" "Oh, you misunderstand. Those rules aren't meant to keep us safe from you. They're meant to keep *you* safe from us." "Wait, wat?"

[@ryantomer4126]

**loads bolter, slow and menacingly** *And you pissed us off...*

[@Sawdust_]

"hey guys, today we are gonna see how the alien scum likes getting a nice 17 trillion tsar bomba dropped on them"

[@damiennightmaresx7950]

*disolves into a puddle of gray goo*

[@garysprandel1817]

We're not locked in here with you you're locked in here with us.

[@Kualinar]

Those rules are not meant to protect us. They are meant to protect YOU from us, to protect YOU from extinction.

[@silvadelshaladin]

Every alien culture immediately asked for and signed into the geneva convention -- smart -- very smart.

[@jagforce91]

Yes yes I agree

[@AlphaHorst]

Doubly so. The humans where loosing before. And in the story we learned of killing of surrenders and medics as well as torture of captures. So bio weapons and other shit have been eiter absent or mostly absent. Meaning that as long as you played by the human rules atleast good enough to keep the "pissed-off meter" low you would stand a chance

[@reddeathstar2428]

@@AlphaHorstthat’s how it goes cause if you aren’t going to follow the rules you will learned that the Geneva conventions are actually only suggestions

[@echnaton192]

@@AlphaHorst True. But they did not want to risk it. They just witnessed a genocide. Signing the Geneva Convention and implementing it into the military doctrines afterwards increases the chances to survive.

[@Michael_Brock]

If aliens cross a Geneva threshold, the Geneva protocol at that level gets invoked, and aliens chance of victory get lower, until if enough thresholds cross, exterminium.

[@claytondavis6835]

To quote an Alien that scares even HFY people. “A good man doesn’t need rules. Today is not a good day to learn why I Have So Many Rules”

[@cptncutleg]

What's the source of that?

[@HRVipertm]

@@cptncutleg Dr. Who

[@Mortarion13thSun]

Doctor who hahaha

[@cptncutleg]

Ah, regrets for a series I will never watch.

[@IRMentat]

@@cptncutleg it had some arcs and top moth moments but the writing went to hell in the last 3-4 seasons. Which is far from ideas given it’s a budget/parody sci fi most of the time.

[@Calaban619]

"You are no longer afforded the priviledges..." is the part that gives me chills. "wait.. we had priviledges?"

[@ianhogben3472]

Yes xeno because we wanted to fight you civilly howevere it seems you want total war and for that I must thank you we haven't been able to fight properly for a while

[@chrisdufresne9359]

@@ianhogben3472 What is this "Total War" of which you speak? Wait, why is every volcano planet wide erupting?!

[@dylantucker5374]

@@chrisdufresne9359 *Meanwhile...* Thradd soldier: ...Why is there a second sun?

[@mannamoth918]

@@dylantucker5374 "that's a pretty bright comet- WAIT WHA-"

[@theendgamer8387]

@@mannamoth918 Japan: *silent crying*

[@Templar1ca]

Thradd: Give no quarter! Wait... Why do I hear boss music? Humanity: Puuurging with my kiiiiin!

[@wrathshorts2894]

BFG intensifies.

[@danielstellmon5330]

The world is a scary place now that you've woken up the demons in me.

[@amorphoussolid8512]

Oh boy! Here I go killing again!

[@Inufan2005]

Theeesseee Foooooollls they will be kiiiillled

[@Crazylom]

Let's be xenophobic. It's really in this year. Let's find the nastly, slimy, ugly aliens to fear There's no more cutie stories, 'bout ET phoning home Let's learn to love our neighbor, like christians learned in Rome

[@crowsenpai5625]

Humans (engage in purely ethical defensive war) Thradd (blatantly disregard and go out of their way to violate almost every section of the Geneva Convention and basic decency) Humans “ *EXTERMINATUS IT IS* ”

[@gmailquinn]

RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR(~}

[@arthurcodeco1462]

the emperors wrath will be touching our enemys hearts nd lounghs

[@zedantXiang]

Dont violate the geneva convention or it’ll become the geneva checklist

[@Enderwyvern6450]

Humans: Aight, if you ain't gonna play fair, we won't either Aliens: holup

[@ShiroNekoDen]

The scariest thing in the universe is a human with a target, sufficient motivation and without any rules or laws.

[@demonwolf8024]

Or just two beers and an idea....

[@johnowen9349]

We didn't make the rules to protect us. We made the rules to protect everyone else.

[@ShiroNekoDen]

@@demonwolf8024 hold my beer and I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move are the reddest of flags.

[@demonwolf8024]

@@ShiroNekoDen You're d@mn right!

[@Calaban619]

Now I think the scariest thing ever is landing on Earth and having an itch in your nose... I mean even IF it was only fiction...

[@Inufan2005]

The fact that there were rules should have been the warning.

[@AgroSquerril]

yup

[@joshuahodgkinson1580]

The "a common thing when humans are properly pissed off" got me good 😂😂

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@reikolupus136]

Yeah, we love creating the most nightmarish weapons imaginable, and then locking them away because they do exactly what we wanted them to do. Until the day some bastard thinks he can do anything he wants XD.

[@amorphoussolid8512]

Yep, you're spot on. We think of something, we create that thing, we realize what we have done, we lock it away but never forget. Just in case.

[@Calaban619]

"Better to have it but not need it, than to need it but not have it".. plus, we get cool toys out of the deal.

[@derrickbarney8731]

Better keep our guns in a big fucking safe. Keep all the kids away from it

[@codyreed717]

Like China and Russia The second we see so much as a nuke things are going to get horrifyingly fun

[@ianhogben3472]

Demons armed with nightmares

[@McSkumm]

Better not let Games Workshop read this one, they will release their lawyers on the author.

[@dwavenminer]

Despite most of 'their' stuff comes from other ip's they don't own... GW really needs to give it's lawyers a ethical law refresher course...

[@lostShadowLord]

the Author is safe, GW wouldn't want to open that Can of Worms with the 'Bolter', as it exists in several other series, and I believe all of them are based on a tool that existed since the 1920 if not before (the real ones use less explosives though)

[@andrewgause6971]

@@lostShadowLord There is an experimental pistol from the 50s that operated on bolter/gyrojet tech. It proved to be too expensive and finicky. It was also too slow leaving the barrel (you could apparently literally stop the bullet from leaving the gun by sticking your finger over the barrel). 40k bolters get around this issue by having a conventional slugthrower charge to shoot the rocket out at super-to-hypersonic speeds (depending on the bolter and the type of bolt round) and then the rocket motor kicks in and makes it start moving even faster. Rather ironically, between the minimum arming distance on the rounds explosive payload and the rocket motor, a bolter is less dangerous at point blank range and more dangerous the further out you are. XD

[@dj1NM3]

@@andrewgause6971 The "Gyrojet" pistols and carbines: cool idea, just not very practical.

[@andrewgause6971]

@@dj1NM3 Yup.

[@IRMentat]

Without rules you can’t tell someone’s “won” without wiping them out. Waste of resources and prone to making yourselves at risk should the tables be turned. Better to make a sport of it and keep the fighting between standing forces.

[@lanereynolds4567]

Maybe, but the counter argument is that war should be rapid and brutal to persuade there not be a next time. That it encourages the wounded and shamed enemy to pick a better time... as for which argument is right... well both are... cause humans suck

[@ladyodragons3849]

"Ok, but can it be weaponized?" - Humans looking at anything and everything

[@brianl8481]

Some human: Oh look! I weaponized HYDROGEN!

[@randomtechpriest2644]

Huh, so my thought to weaponized the idea of gravitons (particles of gravity) and basically make a weapon out of them is more something to do with my species than me.

[@diamondwolf5464]

Two versions: I CAN WEAPONIZE THIS, or, I made this to help, but it’s far better for killing.

[@ryantomer4126]

Human scientists and engineer walk into a advanced galactic standard kitchen....

[@niccatipay]

Weaponize the irreality

[@shinraset]

Rules are the lowest standard of acceptable behavior. Morals are the higher standards of behavior. Woe be to the individual or culture whom desecrates rules gleefully and willingly! Or to put it more simply "Thraad got Thumped! Good and hard!" Got to love that little nod to the old sci-fi audio drama.

[@XxTaiMTxX]

Morals are the same as rules. They vary from culture to culture. Some consider it morally reprehensible to cannibalize. Other consider it reprehensible to put corpses in the ground and leave them to rot. Morals exist to guide a culture toward a permanent prosperous nature. A means to generate and acquire more things. Rules, on the other hand... exist so that those who do not engage in behaviors a civilization deems "moral", are punished for it. "Morals" are behaviors a civilization values for continued prosperity. "Rules" exist to enforce those behaviors. It is the difference between declaring a belief and enforcing that belief.

[@kevincaruthers5412]

@@XxTaiMTxX "Ethics" are the 'rules' society imposes on its members. 'Morals' are the 'rules' we impose on ourselves. . Easy way to remember. We have 'Ethics Boards', but not 'Morals Boards'.

[@Eramiserasmus]

Humans need rules for War because we are too good at it.

[@henrypaleveda7760]

there wouldn't be any challenge if we just fought full on

[@icantcomeupwithagoodusername24]

@@henrypaleveda7760 oh boy imagine WW3 without the Geneva convention

[@DonceGT]

@@icantcomeupwithagoodusername24 how about we don't, I like to keep my sanity

[@ChaoticTeen16]

Good men don't need rules, and it's never a good day to find out why Humans have so many.

[@brianmeans5965]

so you're telling me you won't follow the geneva convention. well then I have a story for you called the four horsemen and why you don't let us use them.

[@CorwinTheOneAndOnly]

Tfw the alien race realizes that "game" and "artform" are squares and rectangles. War isn't a game to us, but it is an art.

[@michaeljay6349]

So that's what happened to Culture 20. I thought they were wiped out by sadistic spider creatures. I'm amused by their poetry: "Blood is red, bruises are blue When strangers come here, we run them through" -- Poem from culture 20.

[@BrunoMaricFromZagreb]

Culture 20?? Elaborate.

[@Calaban619]

@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb Thradd seems to be inspired from Thraddash. A Species from Star Control 2

[@BrunoMaricFromZagreb]

@@Calaban619 Haven't heard much fron it.

[@michaeljay6349]

@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb Star control 2 is a space adventure game from 1992 where you gather allies to war with the Ur-Quan and their thralls. Culture 19 of the Thraddash are allied with the Ur-Quan. They are highly warlike, and have bombed themselves to the stone age, then built a new culture many times before. They become culture 20 when your player character destroys enough ships -- and you guide the new culture... eventually, they either die out or turn on Humanity, because, the plot must go forward.

[@ballisticm0use72]

Blood is red Violets are blue Halo may be infinite But doom is eternal

[@garysprandel1817]

Xeno:Wait what about your Geneva conventions? Human: well those are more sort of Geneva suggestions now.

[@dantreadwell7421]

Aw hell, you made us take the shackles off. . . Also, naturally evolved biowarfare agent that is species specific?! Holy hell what kind of Andromeda Strain madness is this?

[@voodoovince8001]

Earth's immune system

[@dantreadwell7421]

@@voodoovince8001 I know, but still

[@wrathshorts2894]

Like mother like child. Out planet weaponized itself.

[@dantreadwell7421]

@@wrathshorts2894 fair point

[@Chokah]

@@dantreadwell7421 We just figured out how to inject it.

[@dalecates8353]

Mother Earth is a weapon, not a surprise.

[@ceu160193]

It's deathworld for a reason.

[@asurasyn]

The "Weapon Theory" is an actual thing, btw.

[@ianhogben3472]

mummy raised her children to be just like her

[@HundredMasks]

Proud mum watching her kids weaponize everything

[@ryantomer4126]

Our savior mother earth who combated the alien threats

[@KroMagnum4]

I think mankind has the unique ability to weaponize every single thing in existence😎

[@asurasyn]

That's why it's the "second question". Q1. What is it? Q2. Can we weaponize it?

[@derrickbarney8731]

And it all started with a stick/rock in our hands “ can I hit something with this”

[@salva3017]

Even after, we saw a rock and said "i can beat something with this"

[@kevincaruthers5412]

There are HFY stories titled "To Humans, Everything is a Weapon" and similar variants. . :D

[@DonceGT]

I was kinda excited to see humans using mustard gas against the aliens but this is, better?

[@VexChoccyMilk]

Yep immediately expected chemical and biological warfare. No salted nukes, which was a disappointment.

[@calvingreene90]

You inspired our pacifists to blood vengeance. Now we get to have fun.

[@C.f.b._entertainment-thepeps]

When you force humanity to go from Geneva convition to Geneva Checklist:

[@CasualGamingDad187]

Alien:You have rules for war?! Humans: Yeah, wanna find out why?

[@ssryle]

Human shooting Aliens with destructive weapons : You never signed the Geneva Convention! Other Aliens in fear : I think we will... Sign this convention. Human diplomat: Ah yes excellent choice my good man! Just Sign here. Here. Here. All this paper here and initials here.

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@overfailed3639]

And that's why we don't commit war crime Kids. Because you don't want to be on the receiving end of them either.

[@SergeyWaytov]

Yeah, those aliens made worst ever mistake -- to get on Humanity's bad side, and with the outcomes of these two projects, Total War means getting effectively rid of enemies, bioweapon WMD cranked to 11

[@MalefAzelb]

Me after they said the Geneva convention became the Geneva suggestion: at least they aren't using nuke. Me a few seconds later: Ohp, there it is.

[@johnowen9349]

I'm 100% officially canonizing question #2 in my world view.

[@ChuckADickiner]

Rule one is can I use it/is it useful Rule two is can it be a weapon? Rule three is dont make me use this.

[@VexChoccyMilk]

@@ChuckADickiner What is it? Can it be weaponized? Are you a reason to use it?

[@Calaban619]

@@ChuckADickiner funny how its not until we get all the way to #34 when its "Can we F it?". which in itself should be a warning sign.

[@ryantomer4126]

@@Calaban619 I see the funny

[@HundredMasks]

question one is what is it? question two is can we weaponize it?

[@amorphoussolid8512]

We like new people and things. We also can destroy anything. One must hold back the second to enjoy the first.

[@ouberfox5898]

You no longer are protected by the Geneva conventions.... translation: serender now or your going to have a real bad time *megalavana starts playing*

[@AgroSquerril]

run ruuuuuuuuuuun

[@Renegadebane]

If we fought the entire universe without one hand tied behind our back, it wouldn't be a fair fight.

[@KuDastardly]

But if you're engaging in a fair fight, then you're doing something wrong, lol.

[@BrunoMaricFromZagreb]

Now I wanna know about the Dragoncats!!! For the algorithm!

[@stevenweaver3386]

See TFOS 1124

[@BrunoMaricFromZagreb]

@@stevenweaver3386 HOLY SHIIT did it really take THIS long for a reply?20 people liked my comment & only you answered my question!

[@wrigthtalekenavi2066]

long story short, they destroyed a human city and eat dogs in front of camera. after that, they are sistematically killed so publicly that they still cant find how it happened

[@mikkelnpetersen]

Aliens: *Comits War Crimes* Humans: "Time to whip out the 'find out stick'"

[@Terran.Marine.2]

Dispensing super tankers worth of whoop ass.

[@jamessturrock6802]

If I ever get my space story written, I would hope you would read it. Great work!!!

[@AgroSquerril]

Glad you enjoyed

[@samuelcrow4701]

2:49 I guess they didn't bother seeing what happen when you do a war crime beforehand, which makes them free game

[@Jarl_Ballin]

Terrans when a race of violent warring aliens destroy 999 peaceful human colonies: “I don’t like making mean choices because I don’t want them to be sad” Terrans when a race of violent warring aliens destroy the 1,000th peaceful human colony: “Today you will learn why we got bored of normal war and had to give it rules to follow”

[@ianharrison5758]

Aliens: “Why must you wage war with so many rules? Do you not see that war has no rules, only victory?” Humanity: “Spoken like a species that never waged wars that risked your entire existence until only war in the stars could destroy you. You see resources and pride. We see lives and souls, combatants doing their duty. We see value in that. We’ve spent our entire species existence on the knifes edge, if we didn’t show our own dignity as we bombed their cities into rubble, we’d never have made it to the stars at all. Once we reached the galactic stage, those rules that kept us alive, that kept us honorable, they were meant to protect you, never us And now you meet the fate we avoided every time we followed these rules.”

[@armycowboy4313]

The funny thing is when you think about it when we say release the hounds of war Marines, Army,Navy and Airforce are released but they have a long leash on them to make sure they don't go too crazy. But once the leaders say take them off the leash that is the sign to the military branches that they are no longer being held back and your only objective now is to win. Have fun.

[@TheMonkey747]

-Sweet! 'Whack-Fuck' is on! I love this show! "What is.." *WHACK, 'FUCK!' "Ahh... about that Geneva document..."

[@lemanruss2491]

I can see it being like regular humans in space marine gear but think dark age tech level futuristic looking, and instead of bio engineering they add machine components to the limbs to make up for the height and functionality like fallouts power armor.

[@Monster_Ink]

Really liked this one, great narration! The last bit made snort XD For the algorithm!

[@luorezeviferoscred4897]

Gotta love making it to the premiere

[@KingMarkus222]

Never underestimate Earth, even the smallest parts of it

[@juliusmoe-nstar8942]

This is Russian badger's "We sank a few ships, They dropped the sun on us twice!!!" Level of Warcrimes retaliation. *Shredder and Xenophage gets unleashed* The Japanese non-combat support in the corner: *Generational trauma*

[@Falcon532.]

The squirrel in your throat bit never gets old

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@Kualinar]

When one of your worst, most terrible, weapon is a lousy naturally occurring bacteria from your home world that you only need to cultivate and concentrate. Listen, Thradd, know that, up to now, we where holding back... A LOT ! You went to far. We'll stop holding back just for you, even if we find that disgusting and abhorrent. IF you are very lucky, maybe a few of yours will live to learn from your dire mistakes.

[@immaturedemolitions8220]

I just started imagining space marines, but normal human size after reading the bolter part XD

[@Nietzscheisdead-God1900]

Don’t we weaponized everything we come into contact with

[@ceu160193]

Pretty much. Even first stick by first monkey was used to hit another monkey on the head in fight.

[@JEL625]

Weapons were a primary driving force for our ancestors to evolve tool use. Lack of claws, fangs, or other defenses left us vulnerable. Endurance predation is much less effective when your target can just wait for you to get close enough to eat you. It really helps to have a sharp stick that you can use to threaten damage when they get too close, or be thrown at your target to keep it from resting.

[@raeishimura]

We have an interesting habit of trying to weaponize it first. Our thought process tends to be, we ask "can we weaponize it?" answer that, then see what else we can do with it.

[@anthonymedina9425]

Humans seem to have 4 methods for determining value Can I eat it? Can I Fuck it? Can I kill with it? Can it entertain me?

[@incarnation6664]

@@anthonymedina9425 Woeful I cant disagree with every single thing you said

[@judahschultz]

Honestly, the scariest part of the story is that earth itself developed by a weapon without humans needing to intervene. This is rather concerning, and I think the rest of the galaxy agrees with me. Not that I’m complaining, if the Xenos come for me they get the bio weapon, cause I’m a civilian.

[@toob1979]

Humans are always nice, kind, generous and fair... until they're not. Call upon every deity in existence to help you after that, because you'll find no mercy from them.

[@karasuchrono]

nice. i love being here for the premieres.

[@SouthernersSax]

This, my friends, is a demonstration of the difference between the terms "peaceful" and "harmless" (albeit a seemingly contradictory one due to the war context).

[@SouthernersSax]

A genuinely peaceful person has the capacity to inflict horrific violence and cruelty, but chooses otherwise. A harmless person does not. We are peaceful, not harmless, so that is why the rules aren't there for our benefit, but theirs.

[@Calaban619]

@@SouthernersSax Thats why Alien cultures always do a quadruple take whenever we say "We come in PEACE"

[@yomogami4561]

interesting, earth has a immune response. i honestly thought it was grey goo nanites...to busy eating socks i guess thanks for the story and narration

[@bigearl3867]

Get the bolter. The heavy bolter.

[@hunterv9983]

Salamanders or Ultramorons?

[@bigearl3867]

@@hunterv9983 I see who you favor. I don't think it matters when one is liquidating Xeno scum. For the glory of the imperium!

[@amorphoussolid8512]

Brothers! It matters not the color of our armor. Only faith, fire and steel. Come, it's time to go PURGING WITH MY KIN!!!!

[@bigearl3867]

@@amorphoussolid8512 Well said brother.

[@kelvinth117]

For the emperor

[@Thkaal]

Somebody else recognizes star control 2 as the superior SC2

[@Heegaherger]

Bolters? I'm surprised that Games Workshop has not sued the author and sent out cease and desist orders to all entities that share this story.

[@jackreacher1717]

Humanity should build the xenophage into Human DNA for Any xeno's encountering a terran in the future. ALL OF EXISTENCE BELONGS TO HUMANITY,NO EXCEPTIONS.

[@CidGaius]

Xenos: why do we hear boss music?

[@AgroSquerril]

why are we suddenly wearing brown pants?

[@discusmaximus]

For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

[@МихаилРадулов-й4т]

Using chem weapons on aliens is hardly a war crime :) Long live Terra

[@NAH1907]

-_- we wish not to be a monster, but we can make an exception for those whom dare take it to our innocent civilians. For the algorithm , and the KZbin guff.....hopefully my other sock is safe, it the only thing that keeps me free.

[@AgroSquerril]

it is safe.... for now muhahahahahaha

[@tachyon8317]

There was a story Argo read that talked about how alien pirates raided a human city, shot a baby for not being quite, momma went into a blind blood rage (taking 16 shots to bring down, iirc) killing the baby killer by beating it to death with its own weapon, and then humanity losing its collective shit at the species for being "cemented by human culture as baby killers". Humanity gave MAYBE one fuck, but no more than that.

[@NAH1907]

@@tachyon8317 been trying to find that one, you know what the title was?

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@ianhogben3472]

Because xeno we fight war so brutal you don't want want to break our rules because if you do we dont hold ourselves to them

[@YEAHKINDA]

greetings from Arania, in Galaxy X-212, Planet DW--10--483 through 491

[@Mad_Overseer]

If they are aliens technically they don't have humans rights...

[@LuanMower55]

**laughs in exterminatus**

[@henrypaleveda7760]

based

[@JesseGolo]

Ah yes, the standard second question. Can it be weaponized?

[@BigBinky_Gaming]

I laughed when the entire galactic community requested a copy and signed it. Xeno Diplomat 1: Wait the humans did WhAt!?!?!? In how long!!!

[@alexbarker975]

We have rules of engagement not to make war "nice", but to keep it from being the utter and abject horror that it could be.

[@andercrowley4758]

I loved the xenophage reveal

[@exudeku]

Looks like some of the Terran Weaponry and Armoury Research Department studied Warhammer 40k

[@bobydigital2450]

To be fair I agree with the thrax. The human were stupid in this story babbling about war crimes. There is not such thing as war crimes when talking about xenos. It's pest control

[@wrathshorts2894]

PURGE THE XENO, THE MUTANT, AND THE HERETIC!

[@anthonymedina9425]

Can't violate human rights, when they aren't human

[@brianl8481]

The Thrax was superior in one regard, they were better at dying.

[@wrathshorts2894]

@@brianl8481 I love the way they POP when you burn them.

[@tachyon8317]

@@wrathshorts2894 They smell like brisket

[@MalefAzelb]

This story is literally anime characters removing their weighted clothing.

[@dj82020]

We can do this the Halo way or the Warhammer way.....the choice is Yours

[@knightgeland4987]

BOLTERS BROTHERS!! The Emperor protects!

[@doctorbright1065]

PRESS ON BROTHERS! The Emperor wills it!

[@knightgeland4987]

@@doctorbright1065 MY FAITH IS MY SHILD!

[@doctorbright1065]

@@knightgeland4987 BURN THEM IN HOLY FIRE!!!

[@ryantomer4126]

My faith is my shovel!

[@dragenfire68]

Chem and acid weapons, my favorite kind of weapons.

[@ricardotorrence6459]

Humans on this story: ok we had enough command and conquer.... Lets play Dawn of War.

[@AgroSquerril]

pew pew

[@jakestaples93]

They are lucky they did not get to Supreme Comander or Plantary Aniolation

[@LavitosExodius]

Silly Xeno's the Geneva Convention can either be the rules or the checklist it's not meant to protect humans haha.

[@natureofthebeast6443]

Honor means nothing if you're dead

[@Inquisitor-Yog-Sothoth]

Playing with the the big boys now.

[@sgtwhisker26]

They wanted the real shit they got the real shit it’s not our fault it’s to real for them

[@reecefennell3969]

Remember it's not a war crime the first time

[@AgroSquerril]

true

[@patriotliberator3160]

Bolters FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

[@klappstock943]

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

[@kennethhummel4409]

Never, EVER! Upset the monkeys of earth!

[@henrypaleveda7760]

"those space lemurs who physics is only a suggestion apparently."

[@arandomboot598]

In the immortal words of the fact electrician, don’t. Fuck. With. Doc.

[@marshallbernarte8216]

WAAAAAIT, THIS IS THE IMPERIUM OF MAN?!

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

Bless the Squerril Bless the Author

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@justarandomtechpriest1578]

We didnt ask if it can be weaponized but rather how

[@markuhler2664]

If a species needs rules and laws, enforced by every other country of a very divisive planet, in order to try not to go too far when waging war, then 2nd guess your decision to go to war with them.

[@royalroses123]

*_*GUILTY WW2 NOISES_*

[@amorphoussolid8512]

Yeah...*scratches head in shame* not our best moment. We all did some things. Some not great things.

[@ryantomer4126]

@@amorphoussolid8512 *Wistles innocently while brushing ashes*

[@skeksin2106]

Culture 19 for life!

[@michaeljay6349]

*SNORT*

[@ianhogben3472]

Hello xeno I'm not a soldier I'm your worst nightmare

[@shadowvideo347]

Lesson number 1. DONT FUCK WITH HUMANITY! That’s is all

[@Alleykat0166]

Another Comment to show my appreciation